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Joined on July 29th, 2012 (2,430 days ago)

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Would you rather drink the Red Potion or the Blue Potion? You are gifted the ability of extreme stamina (15x more than your current stamina) allowing you to boost the duration for which you can run/ jump/ walk/ etc very significantly. or You are gifted the ability of extreme concentration and focus (15x more than your current concentration/focus) allowing you to do any form of work very significantly more efficiently by avoiding all mental distractions. 6 years ago 322 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink the Red Potion of the Blue Potion? You begin to give off far more pheromones that will boost how attractive others perceive you to be by 200% (This only includes physical attractiveness). or You are given the ability to simulate feelings of being drunk or high without actually taking any drugs. You can only do it once per day and there are absolutely no repercussions. 6 years ago 250 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have 24 hours in solitude and be allowed to participate in coitus with Mila Kunis or Scarlet Johansson 6 years ago 235 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Play your games on a PC? or Play your games on a Console? 6 years ago 256 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather vote for Gary Johnson for president or Jill Stein for president 6 years ago 152 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink the Red Potion of the Blue Potion? Every time you dream, you imagine yourself to be in a random movie of your choice. You can interact with everything and everyone. If you die in the dream or stop dreaming, you will wake up. You will remember all your dreams. or Every time you recall a song, you can play it back in your mind in full exactly the way the artist had written it in his or her voice. Also, you find it easier to make your own musical beats and sing in your mind. 6 years ago 261 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather never be able to have The Internet or A girlfriend / boyfriend / wife /husband, etc 6 years ago 2,748 votes 54 comments 1 like
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Would you rather Be able to make your body completely invisible for any 24 hour duration of time at any time with a 12 hour recharging period. You can only activate the power again after it is fully charged. You may also change back to your normal state at any time. or Be able to become completely invincible and be able to fly for up to 4 hours at a time with a 10 hour recharging period. You can only activate the power again after it is fully charged. 6 years ago 232 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer Blonde girls or Black-haired girls 6 years ago 942 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to run at speeds of up to 500 mph (without adverse affects toward your body) or Be able to make your body completely invisible (without adverse affects towards your body) 6 years ago 307 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Do you mostly prefer the Superheroes from The DC Universe or The Marvel Universe 6 years ago 332 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Who is the sexier Superhero? Catwoman (From The Dark Knight Rises) or Black Widow (From The Avengers) 6 years ago 1,843 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Do you masturbate? Yes. or No. 6 years ago 288 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather puchase the Xbox 720 or Ps4 6 years ago 412 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you agree more with a Liberal or a Conservative 6 years ago 277 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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If you had to lose one of your main senses would you rather it be Smelling or Tasting 6 years ago 363 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to run at speeds of up to 600 mph (without adverse affects toward your body) and no one questions your powers or Be able to make your body completely invisible (without adverse affects towards your body) and no one questions your powers 6 years ago 315 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the ability to not be affected by gravity (Essentially be able to fly) for any duration of time without the government getting curious or Have the ability to run at speeds of up to 500 MPH without any adverse affects toward your body and without the government getting curious 6 years ago 308 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Are you a Theist or Atheist 6 years ago 418 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Overall, what is the better show? South Park or Family Guy 6 years ago 367 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to run at speeds of up to 500 mph (without adverse affects toward your body) or Be able to increase your muscle mass to 20x what it is currently for any duration of time. 6 years ago 361 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Which Superhero is your favorite? Batman or Ironman 6 years ago 301 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Lose your pinky finger (from either hand) or Be crippled from the neck down. 6 years ago 502 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Date a mildy attractive girl with down syndrome. or Date a really attractive girl who is also very sophisticated. 6 years ago 1,040 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat a live worm or Eat a live elephant 6 years ago 220 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Is the word MEEM or Meh-Mey 6 years ago 233 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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The age old question. Would you rather Fuck Bitches? or Get Money? 6 years ago 315 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be stuck on a tropical island for two years completely alone (besides other animals) or Be stuck on a tropical island for eight years with three friends of your choice 6 years ago 515 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have The power to make your body invisible for any duration at any time of your choosing or Have the power to increase your muscle mass by 10x for any duration at any time of your choosing 6 years ago 259 votes 4 comments 1 like

Markb has posted the following comments:

I despise both of them, but Toby is somewhat more bearable. 5 years ago +3
Who the hell pays for music? That second choice is completely pointless. 6 years ago  
I would rather cut my balls off than answer this question. 6 years ago  
This question makes no sense... It doesn't imply that I have to make a career of something that I hate to do... I could still just do something I love, so why the hell would I choose to be bad at something I love? 6 years ago +1
Christmas, just like every other "holiday" is only another excuse for large corporations to make more money and for people to get more useless material possessions and that's the way it always will be. Newsflash: Jesus died 2000 years ago and no he is no divine power. He is dead just like we all will be one day. 6 years ago +4
It's not from The Big Bang Theory. It's a real word, they just used it in the show before. 6 years ago  
This gave me cancer. 6 years ago  
If one were to know the answers to all of life's questions, life would no longer be worth living. 6 years ago +2
That is such an absurd statement. You clearly don't understand human biology or have any real source of logical besides your precious religion. 6 years ago  
No. There is absolutely no logical backing to your statement. You are wrong and very ignorant. 6 years ago  
When actually faced with this decision, no one in the right mind would sacrifice themselves. 6 years ago  
You are really quite the buffoon if you don't understand the implications of having Stephen Hawking's intelligence. 6 years ago +1
The Avatar is far more powerful, let's be honest. 6 years ago  
you're* and the question says "YOU or your GF" 6 years ago  
If you're homeless, aren't you already away from family and most likely don't have friends. 6 years ago  
Incorrect. Romney isn't 6 years ago +26
This is stupid. Do you people understand that if you can ALWAYS get away with lying, you can rob a bank, steal a car, rape someone, and lie that you didn't do it and get away with it. How is that not better than the first option? 6 years ago  
Losing 30 pounds would leave me severely underweight, but I'd rather lose that than gain weight. 6 years ago  
Who the hell cares? 6 years ago +3
It is completely antiquated and those who think that it "unifies" people are very very mitaken. 6 years ago  
Oops 6 years ago  
They are totally different things. Should have been 9gag vs. 4chan 6 years ago +4
Oops, wrong choice. 6 years ago  
What kind of question is this? 6 years ago +7
What do you mean "gonna happen?" Of course it's gonna happen. We just don't know how big it's gonna be. 6 years ago +1
Better than breaking both my hands. 6 years ago  
I could just purchase a new computer. 6 years ago  
Are you people really this stupid? It is $1,000,000... who cares how "disgusting" it is. I'd do this for $10,000 6 years ago +1
Wow, it's sad to think that a MurkaDurka fan is saying such stupid sheeeeeiiiiit 6 years ago +1
Jill Stein 6 years ago +1
Try listening to a song for 10 hours. Just try it and after that tell me that you would rather listen to a song for 10 hours instead of 1. 6 years ago  
ERB 6 years ago +4
Or I just think the Katana would look cooler on my wall. 6 years ago  
No... You are a moron, Courtney. 6 years ago +2
Both would be torture. One hour is less torture than 10 hours. 6 years ago +191
Shut up 6 years ago  
I meant to say that India is in Asia. SORRY, Jesus. 6 years ago  
I meant to say India is in Asia. Sorry 6 years ago +1
I could just say "Do you want to spend the rest of your life with me" or something of the sort. 6 years ago  
The penny will kill you. The bean bag shot gun will seriously bruise you. YOU DECIDE. 6 years ago +2
That is so scientifically inaccurate... You're an idiot, my friend. 6 years ago  
Double pay sounds amazing. Sure, it's no vacation, but at least you'll be able to buy yourself some really awesome stuff at the end of the year. 6 years ago +2
Ps4 for that free online service. 6 years ago  
You will make 1 billion with the pennies. I picked the wrong choice :D 6 years ago  
They took off a math question of mine... WHY? 6 years ago +2
Oh sheeet. I forgot that I already asked this. Sorry 6 years ago  
Not in The Dark Knight Rises... 6 years ago  
Dammit, I pressed the wrong thing. 6 years ago  
India is in China... I think you meant the Chinese accent. 6 years ago  
But it's true... Think about gays? Do they get fair rights from the conservative point of view? 6 years ago +3
Are people really this stupid 6 years ago +13
Ducks are not that small... If there were a hundred horses the size of those ducks I would be completely destroyed. I stand a chance with the horse sized duck though. 6 years ago  
Date for brains. Sex for boobs. 6 years ago +1
I love fast food. I just don't want to become obese, so sadly I must choose becoming a vegetarian. 6 years ago +1
Rewinding is way more useful. 6 years ago  
Just put me out of my misery now. 6 years ago +2
The girl in the picture doesn't really look that ugly. 6 years ago +18
I'm pretty sure you'll still taste it, but it will be very subtle. 6 years ago +1
Who would want to know everything the Universe wants to offer if you would never be happy again? The whole point of knowledge is to make your life better after-all so without feeling happy there is really no point. 6 years ago +4
If I didn't have any emotional repercussions about doing it I don't see why not. 6 years ago +1
Nah, when I made this question I intended to imply that you can only fly as fast as you can run. 6 years ago  
Whoever picked Yes is a complete moron or a liar. 6 years ago +4
Snorkling sounds so boring. Why is it tied with Water-Skiing??? 6 years ago  
Can't believe the majority of people would vote Family Guy over South Park 6 years ago +7
You could also win gold in the Olympics for weight lifting... 6 years ago +1
The super strength seems more practical. 6 years ago  
You disgust me 6 years ago +2
The American Police are terrible people. 6 years ago +2
I live in the US. Don't like the government at all! 6 years ago +2
Then do yourself a favor and go torrent them NOW 6 years ago  
Caught by who? 6 years ago  
Why are there so many votes for Snivy???? 6 years ago +1
Atleast the blood cells don't move.. Sperm cells do. 6 years ago  
I'll wear gloves. 6 years ago  
I can strip off the clothes in the desert. 6 years ago  
You can lost the weight... you can't gain back the height. 6 years ago +2
This question is stupid. If you are strait and girls reject you then you will never win... but if you're gay, it never says that guys reject you so you could still find a partner. 6 years ago +2
No, I just don't want the Holocaust to not happen because that would alter my life too much. 6 years ago  
"Love" is not real. Their are chemicals that are released from the body that will show if someone appeals to you that stupid people misinterpret as "love" 6 years ago  
PC - Powerful computer and also not very expensive Mac - Shiny computer that is very overpriced for what it can do... 6 years ago  
The same thing goes for god. Who the hell created god? 6 years ago  
The 2nd thing essentially has the power of the first thing + more... 6 years ago +8
I already know what I was before I was born... a fetus. The person who asked this must have never went to school. And also, who's to say you are going to be anything else after you die??? 6 years ago  
WHO THE HELL WOULD LOSE AN ENTIRE PINKY FINGER? Moron... 6 years ago +2
I'd tap that down syndrome girl every day of the week. 6 years ago +5
Who would pick a girl who doesn't have down syndrome??? 6 years ago +1
Who the hell voted worm? Weirdo... 6 years ago  
I don't get shot very often, so I am going with the second one. 6 years ago +5
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