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Joined on August 13th, 2012 (2,529 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

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Comments: 143

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Matthew1596 has submitted the following questions: voting view

Would you rather Cut off your penis and have unlimited money or Be homeless and get laid all the time 6 years ago 209,965 votes 1,281 comments 10 likes
Would you rather Kiss a mutant ninja turtle gently or Take away this kitties cheeseburger 6 years ago 287 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Have sex with a pony or drink all this milk 6 years ago 241 votes 13 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have sex with Trent Reznor or Marilyn Manson 6 years ago 1,448 votes 15 comments 0 likes

Matthew1596 has posted the following comments:

Eternity is too long 6 years ago  
LOLOLOL 6 years ago  
I already piss in the shower :D 6 years ago  
The guy from satans alley 6 years ago +2
As long as i stay away from the giant octopuses i should be fine 6 years ago  
True! 6 years ago  
LOL 6 years ago  
Old hot topic was alot cooler, But its still better than pacsun 6 years ago +2
How the f*ck is paranormal activity scary? 6 years ago +5
Intelligence is more important than looks 6 years ago  
Im used to it :| 6 years ago +1
you need pain to survive 6 years ago +2
ketchup is only good on fries 6 years ago +3
chucky is less creepy 6 years ago +1
Its funny because their exactly the same 6 years ago  
Ofcourse id do the second one! I could care less if it was live streamedd 6 years ago  
This is madness!! How can more people pick just plain cheese!? 6 years ago  
64 percent of you are lying crap monkeys 6 years ago +6
How can you have a unnatural nose or lips? :\ 6 years ago +4
Id rather do sephiroth because he looks like a chick 6 years ago  
I could just swim 6 years ago +2
wasabi tastes better 6 years ago  
falling sounds more relaxing 6 years ago +3
Anyone who chose ie needs to be banished from the internet forever 6 years ago +6
Why would anyone want to take a dick? 6 years ago  
I care about the truth more than what some asshole thinks of me 6 years ago +1
Get fake feet and you can still run 6 years ago  
I need music 6 years ago  
Pearl Harbor just gave us an excuse to murder thousands of japanese citizens 6 years ago +1
No 911 made everyone into pussies, Made ridicules amounts of security, And pretty much everything got sh*ttier after 911. 6 years ago  
How is a 21 year old different than a 18 year old. Its just stupid ofcourse if should be lowered and anyone who disagrees is a moron 6 years ago  
Yeah he has such a fine ass 6 years ago  
HAIL SATAN 6 years ago  
AKG 6 years ago  
Old is way better 6 years ago +2
My d key is all jacked up :| 6 years ago  
Who watches tv anyways xD 6 years ago +2
Im 15 so.. F*ck it would still be weird 6 years ago  
I hate one direction so much that i would rather listen to btr 6 years ago  
My friends are dicks 6 years ago  
Barbies are plastic toys 6 years ago  
Its funner 6 years ago  
cake is meh 6 years ago  
No radiation for me 6 years ago  
Whats the difference? 6 years ago +2
I like rain :D 6 years ago  
Eternal life is horrible 6 years ago  
Old mtv 6 years ago  
Its funner of course 6 years ago +1
Im already good at drawing but singing would be nice 6 years ago  
I dont give a damn about my bad reputation 6 years ago +2
Anyone who picked jersey shore needs to be executed 6 years ago +5
I have nothing to hide 6 years ago +1
They both suck immensely 6 years ago  
Fack fakebook 6 years ago +2
Takis have a awesome tangyness to them and cheetos are just spicy 6 years ago +2
My grandma cooks good 6 years ago  
Id wear sunglasses 6 years ago +1
I like going out more. Its funner 6 years ago  
If your fake smiling your not really happy anyways 6 years ago +3
Hey it would be a cool and painful experience 6 years ago +2
Plain bagels are too gross 6 years ago +4
Bacon is overrated 6 years ago +6
I just clicked to see the results 6 years ago  
This is basically sexual freedom vs sexual oppression 6 years ago  
Im a guy so i wouldnt care xD 6 years ago  
I would rather date a 26 year old than a 6 year old 6 years ago  
I like shy girls :D 6 years ago  
HER* 6 years ago  
We can eat after. 6 years ago  
fabreez 6 years ago  
If it was a hot girls underwear 6 years ago  
I choose my own fate 6 years ago  
I ate catfood before. Wasnt that bad :D 6 years ago  
I hate soup 6 years ago  
My penis is to fragile. My ass will have to be sacrifice 6 years ago  
OH LORD WHAT HAVE I DONE!!! 6 years ago  
WAT 6 years ago  
salty! 6 years ago  
Now i have painful images in my head =_= 6 years ago  
I just clicked to see the results 6 years ago  
Girls like funny guys more than pretty guys 6 years ago  
The new Mario scares me 6 years ago  
The 23 percent are a bunch of morons 6 years ago +1
More excitement being hunted 6 years ago  
Anyone who picked the second answer is full of sh1t 6 years ago  
That was pretty easy 6 years ago  
I can have sex with hot lesbians 6 years ago  
Ill get used to teh fleas :| 6 years ago  
I like shemales :P 6 years ago +1
LOL 6 years ago +8
What difference does it make =__= 6 years ago  
Pencils are way better for drawing and shading plus they have a eraser! 6 years ago  
I dont like water 6 years ago  
RAMMSTEIN!! 6 years ago +1
To many deadly things in Australia. Canada seems cool 6 years ago  
Texans are stupid 6 years ago  
My friends are pieces of sh*t anyways. I can make new ones 6 years ago  
Im 15 so it wouldn't really be a problem 6 years ago  
I want to become a vampire, And im not close to my friends or family anyways. 6 years ago  
Hey atleast if i was obese i would be able to eat whatever i wanted 6 years ago  
I would rather be dead than stupid. 6 years ago +1
City definately! 6 years ago  
Being stupid is the worst thing a human being can be 6 years ago  
XP was great but 7 is the sh*t 6 years ago  
target has better quality stuff 6 years ago  
Scam artists are scum 6 years ago  
Hotdogs are gross 6 years ago  
True dat 6 years ago  
Need to fap 6 years ago  
I already have nightmares everynight plus sleep paralysis and im used to it 6 years ago  
I can make friends 6 years ago  
Dog might taste better 6 years ago  
Mac sucks 6 years ago  
I love bad attention! :P 6 years ago  
Hair would eventually get used to it 6 years ago  
I wouldnt care if i had a nude picture online 6 years ago  
I would bring back kurt cobain 6 years ago  
I want to fly :DD 6 years ago  
I like fake plastic trees 6 years ago  
I dont really like ice cream anyways 6 years ago  
I hate summer. WINTER FTW!!! 6 years ago  
Im a guy so it doesnt really matter if im hairy 6 years ago  
Im american but screw the us 6 years ago  
PC Master Race!! 6 years ago  
I could make so many lulz happen 6 years ago  
Im a guy, I dont want to be pregnate :| 6 years ago  
Satans a cool guy 6 years ago  
I like short girls :3 6 years ago  
anyone who picked ilegal is a moron 6 years ago  
Atleast with the second option if i ever wanted to eat meat i could atleast catch it 6 years ago  
Piratebay.. Nuff said 6 years ago  
Who the hell wants to get aids? Atleast it will be over with the fat guy 6 years ago  
I would want to live in a haunted house because it would be badass 6 years ago  
putting the poor puppies out of their misery 6 years ago  
It was a hard choice 6 years ago  
Wait??! Did i just choose pooping out of your mouth!? x_x 6 years ago  
Id rather grind on an ass then a pair of tits 6 years ago  
Teh doggy is so cute  ̄ω ̄ 6 years ago  
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