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Joined on August 16th, 2014 (1,648 days ago)

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Would you rather go back in time to before you were born and... yeet some random baby through the window or c0ck-block your dad until he beats his meat 2 months ago 60 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get bitten by a radioactive monk and gain unstoppable inner rage or have a roach whisper to your ears "your a piece of sh%t" for every 10 min your asleep 4 months ago 127 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be swept up in a chlorox tsunami or take a ride on a self driving hurricane 4 months ago 99 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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A serial killer ties you down to a chair and hes force feeding you chilli nonstop, the chair is wired to explode with a 1000 tons of tnt, the only way to stop it, is if you defecate in your pants twice upon activation all your loved ones get a text message of confirmation of the pants; do you? accept the challenge or take him down with you 5 months ago 110 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather know all the laws off the top of your head but you get extremely sweaty or automatically know how to perform any surgery on someone but must eat human flesh 6 months ago 88 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live on an island of... coked out feminists that eat bull testicles everyday or schizophrenic far-right wing liberals who eat donkey buttholes only 9 months ago 61 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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What do you think deserves star lords heart? the trash or the bowflex 9 months ago 50 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Do you think.. we live in a one-dimensional universe that looks 3d with an infinite line or we live in a 3 dimensional plane with finite lines that confines us 9 months ago 56 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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If the many worlds interpretation theory is correct does that mean objects and fundamental universal forces do not get alternate versions if livings things don't interact with them? yes or no 9 months ago 46 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a see n say attached to your skull and have it go off every 2 min or have an extra layer of cheeto dust encompassing all of your skin that never comes off 9 months ago 52 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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If you were constantly led to believe i would shoot you through the head every second while i held a gun to your head, would you rather believe i already shot you or keep remembering i was going to shoot you 9 months ago 53 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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If you were cheese on pizza, would you rather sleep in the crust or lay down in an orgy of other people 9 months ago 68 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a garage as a dining room or have a pool as a bedroom 9 months ago 62 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Your friend is trapped under a thick layer of ice under water, would you rather save him by dumping a gallon of hydrochloric acid on where he/she is at or a pile of burning textbooks 9 months ago 77 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather re-animate a dead humancentipede or perform a seance with a turducken 10 months ago 54 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather become an accidental genicidal cult leader(situation below) or become a really ugly conspiracy theorist that people spit on your face everyday 10 months ago 47 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather your reality be some form of sickness or your sickness be your own reality 10 months ago 61 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have one your tities injected with a cup of lemonade or have one of your butt cheeks 50llbs heavier than the other 10 months ago 57 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Your partner has just burnt the salad for the 5th time and smoked ham with pineapple on the bong, would you rather leave passive aggressive sticky notes attacking their unibrow or let out a micro-aggressive fart in displeasure (it will make you pass out) 10 months ago 51 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather press a button, that gently lowers the creator of fairy tail into a vat of battery acid and hot cheetos (no exemptions) or bang mariah carey live while she's lip singing trash about fairy tail 10 months ago 82 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather throw a molotov cocktail into a ball pen or a stick of a dynamite into a candle store 10 months ago 72 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather tan a pumpkin, and build a sand wall around it, to keep illegal crabs out its way or put a sugared munchkin on each eye and don't take it off till they glaze with the sun 10 months ago 55 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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For a $1 million, would you rather? heat up a penny and stamp it on your butt cheek then cool off by twerking on a really big gummy bear or go sledding on a giant marshmallow naked covered in chocolate, then warm up by getting hit by burnt pieces of taost 10 months ago 66 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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For 2$ million, would you rather use a defibrillator on a chef boyardee can while getting tackled by the rock or have mike tyson tenderize you tits until its flat enough to be put on a panini maker for 2 min 10 months ago 55 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather, your parents/family... make your whole life about school or make your whole life about business 10 months ago 72 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather save a turtle, and live as long as you don't open a black silk box or save a beautiful crane, that turns into the perfect partner but you can not see them during the day 10 months ago 73 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather melt cheese in... slices or chunks 11 months ago 92 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Whats the better way to use a bath bomb stuff it a lil bit in your butthole, and sit like 0 on the toilet(as shown on the pic) or throw it in your dry bath tub and spit on it, while the bathtub is getting filled with water, you then slide back and forth mixing it 11 months ago 47 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which of these has two holes? this bendy straw stolen from your neighbor or a krispy kreme donut accidently shipped to your house 11 months ago 79 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather become hotter every time you spit on a vegan or get a thousand dollars every time you sniff a random pets butthole 11 months ago 96 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have.. mr miyagi wax your floor with a salmon suit on or billy mays clean your crusty bathroom with a bear suit on 11 months ago 74 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat.. a starfish or coral 11 months ago 76 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a parasite that benefits you sexually, but it takes all the pleasure or orally, but it does all the talking 11 months ago 67 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have logan attempt to steal your food, but the fridge falls down on him and he gets stuck with his arms pinned to the floor or have black panther steal your tv, and take a phat heart shaped turd on your floor 11 months ago 53 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather kill all honeybees right now or kill all female mosquitoes right now 11 months ago 91 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have your house explode with coleslaw right now or have a meteor be shot at your house filled with mac n cheese 1 year ago 71 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have your spine replaced by a weightless radiator or have your skull replaced with a dorito bag 1 year ago 69 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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For valentines day, would you rather? put an extremely hot sizzling heart shaped steak on your crush's chest or read them the worst poem you can think of and have their head physically explode 1 year ago 63 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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For 3 million dollars, would you rather sit through a 12 hour intervention meeting with your family about you being the ugliest member and every hour you gain 4 pimples in your butthole and 30 lbs of fat or star in a 15 hour tidepod commercial where every hour it gets 10 degrees hotter and the announcer shoves a tidepod in his mouth as well 1 year ago 73 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather bite into a tree made of cotton candy or bite into a mountain of chocolate 1 year ago 92 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather sleep with your soulmate in a 5 star resort of your choice and get a billion dollars a day or have a hot, wet, sticky turd slide across your face 1 year ago 93 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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For 50$ million would you rather chop off your hand then microwave it for 50 min and take a bite of it or chop a big chunk of your thigh off then cook with trash items then feed it to yourself 1 year ago 59 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather every time you get money.. it gets shredded first or burnt until two corners are left 1 year ago 62 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather receive a hate letter from a secret admirer or an envelope filled with green eggs and ham from a psychopath 1 year ago 85 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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If we are in a simulation, could we simulate a similar existence to find a way out? no, becuase all our calculations would be simulated and nothing learned was ever real or yes 1 year ago 79 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather slide turtles back and forth on a slip n slide or spin turtles on peoples cars to wax them 1 year ago 74 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather rip yourself apart mentally and have all your emotions rush to fill your head at the same time or be built by questions of other people 1 year ago 68 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather everything be real when nothings possible or the impossible blind you to whats really real 1 year ago 59 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have one continuous dream your whole life and only wake up when you believe its real or drink a drink that will give you the best 3 dreams you will ever have and the rest will be nightmares 1 year ago 67 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather say what you're thankful for, for today or spank britney spears ass with a baguette 1 year ago 87 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather spend your bitcoins on.. virtual food or a date with siri 1 year ago 60 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather participate in... dancing with crocs(a show where you have to dance as bad as you can so the crowd can throw enough fish to satiate your crocodile partners hunger if it isnt when its released it can either chase you or stay in place) or twister bee(a show where you get trivia question to answer and with each wrong answer the beehive is poked, and evert right answer they get flowers to calm them down st the end they are released and you have 5 min to run away) 1 year ago 44 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be... the best actor in history but have to wear a gopro on your head that live streams your life 24/7(you cant block it) or be the best athlete in the world but have to have a dildo in your ass 24/7(cannot take painkillers or remove it) 1 year ago 53 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather hypnotize a cow into eating vegans or only eat the grease that drips off the meat 1 year ago 68 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather hullicinate about taking drugs and being alive or take drugs to stop hullicinating and thinking ur alive 1 year ago 45 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather mentally become a chicken for 15 hours a day or physically lay an ostrich egg everyday 1 year ago 63 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? be a millionaire but you can only eat and be fed cat food from a can and can only drink sewege water everyday or be a dictator of a country, that breaks your legs every week no exceptions 1 year ago 55 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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For 1 billion dollars would you rather? become the fatest person in the world and bellydive into the arctic ocean or sky dive while in a ball filled with tide pods and three scorpions 1 year ago 66 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Whats the better reward? saving a child about to get hit by a car by pushing him into a faster oncoming car or be the car in A that speed and beat the light at the expense of the child 1 year ago 50 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather crack someone over the head with a bowl of speghetti, and they fall down 3 staircases or be chained to a live whales blowhole and be eaten by a giant squid 1 year ago 61 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have the power to.. make it rain spiders from the sky, but you cant control what they do or summon ugly ass fish, but they only show up in random toilets 1 year ago 58 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather brew salsa/cheese in a coffee maker or fry all your chips in a blender 1 year ago 44 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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For 4.8 million dollars would you rather? be tazed while in a pool filled with dr pepper for 3 times(youll be given a fish to try to stop the tazer) or go cage diving for 5 hours in a crab trap submerged in shark infested bloody water(you will be given a harpoon and bleach) 1 year ago 49 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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This holloween, for 5 million dollars would you rather? stick a twizzler on each of a random kids ears and snap his neck then sue his parents for negligence or get waterboarded with skeet for 6 hours 1 year ago 71 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather sew your most beloved persons butthole shut and feed them 5 lbs of chilli everyday until they explode or have 6 working asses transplanted to your body 1 year ago 66 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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For 500 million dollars would you rather? chop a live pregnant woman in half, than throw the baby half out the window or get excommunicated from your faith/family 1 year ago 90 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Which is a better dinner guest? a vegetarian zombie(who eats vegetarians) or an ugly racoon polygamist(might break out in orgy) 1 year ago 92 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather heat up your food by running it over with a hot tire or freeze your food by grinding it through an a/c 1 year ago 79 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use a swinging toilet or a ground bidet 1 year ago 111 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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For 5 million dollars, Would you rather? undergo surgery to have 1/4 of some rascist brain implanted into ur brain to become 1/4 rascist or transplant a gay persons unused consious into ur brain, and become half gay 1 year ago 95 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather in a society that... interactions and people are rated daily and the highest rank people are the high tier of society or people's currency is their lifespan the higher it is the more wealth you have 1 year ago 65 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat the forbidden fruit or drink the brown elixir from the holy grail 1 year ago 86 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have your eyes frozen solid or your ears completely burned off with a blowtorch 1 year ago 76 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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You're taking a shower, when suddenly you get the urge to sh!t...do you get out and dry yourself completely off, take a Sh!t then go back in or Shit on the toilet as fast as you can slipping on the floor on occasion then resume the showering 1 year ago 84 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Random adventure part 3) you get a text from your crush saying they have just been kicked out for the 8th time for toasting water and they want to eat watermelon shells, your palms are sweaty, weak knees, and heart is heavy not to mention your nips are hard, do you.. run striaght to the door trip and bust your head on the door(it might weaken the door) or open the bathroom slowly 1 year ago 36 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Random adventure part 2) drawing ever closer to the bathroom you hear a loud sniff followed by a crunch, then suddenly you step on the lego that bounced off the door barefooted shouting in pain do you ... press forward drinking a cold glass of clorox or stand still and sh!t yourself(might come in handy if your attacked from behind) 1 year ago 55 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Random adventure part1: your walking away from the bathroom, when all of a sudden you hear a loud thump followed by a splash, do you... urinate the floor (it might come in handy if the floor wasn't already wet) or throw a cheese doodle at the bathroom followed by a lego piece 1 year ago 62 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather purify your water by.. boiling it or several drops of common bleach 1 year ago 79 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get surgery from? 3 immature adults using surgeon simulator or 4 mature kids playing operation 1 year ago 64 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Oh no!, you accidentally chopped your friends legs off, Would you rather? cover their wounds in cheese whiz and salt or splash alcohol on their wounds and have a random street dog hold down by the bones 1 year ago 68 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have the ability to be invisible but only when your eyes are saturated by hand sanitizer or fly proportionate to the amount of dirt you consume for an hour 1 year ago 56 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be stapled to a car roof, then driven into a volcano or survive a 3 story fall while covered in peanut butter by several layers of squishy roaches and rats 1 year ago 60 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather feed a baby chick apple jacks until it explodes or play razor sharp limbo with a dolphin 1 year ago 60 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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With your mouth full of oxygen while underwater, would you rather transfer your air to donald trump to save his life in the form of mouth to mouth or vladimir putin steal your air, by sucking the air out of your lungs with a mouth full of ground beef 1 year ago 67 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat cheese sprayed from a fire extinguisher or chunky expired milk come out of fire hydrants 1 year ago 43 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather a spider control your weight by eating your junk food or stealing your snacks or have your favorite celebrity turn into a slug and dance until you sleep 1 year ago 49 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which hurricane should i get hit by irma or the hurricane(wwe) 1 year ago 66 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Wash your clothes in wasabi or Dry your clothes with the blowhole of a whale 1 year ago 49 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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From tomorrow onward, would you rather all fruits and vegetables be fertilized with skeet or all drinkable water in the world be filtered trough beards of hairy monks 1 year ago 67 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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You see an extremely attractive member of the opposite sex walk down the street, and when they pass by you a chicken nugget falls from the inside of their shorts, Would you rather pick up the chicken nugget and while your returning it ask why or eat the chicken nugget 1 year ago 75 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Your on the top floor of a burning building trapped, with a random baby in your hands, the firefighters set up a trampoline to hopefully catch whatever falls, do you? throw the baby backwards and hope it lands on it or put it in a box and throw it down 1 year ago 75 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather The number of emails you have right now be paid to you or The number of discarded pennies in your town be paid to you 1 year ago 48 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get Cybernetic implants but be required to drink energy drinks 24/7 for it to work or Genetic amplification to get the best traits of animals but have to eat nothing but raw meat 1 year ago 41 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be in the 5 th demension but only capable of communicating in binary on a beeper or Be in the 10th demension but only able to communicate with black holes 1 year ago 49 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Right and wrong as social concepts be ignored or Everytime someone dies as a martyr there ideas and concepts bend reality to create what they last died for 1 year ago 57 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Smooth textured slushies or crunchy textured slushies 1 year ago 99 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be only able to enter all places by solving complex math problems they give and the reward is vip service or only able to enter places by drawing what is displayed to draw the closer you get to the drawing the better the service 1 year ago 57 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a demensional illusionist or A space time contortionist 1 year ago 42 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Forget the pain with drugs, but always forget what u want or Numb the pain with money, but slowly bleed out with no one to help 1 year ago 43 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Your in the middle of a desert and you haven't drank anything for days, would you rather drink camel saliva with a melted starburst or drink your own piss with a water seltzer tablet 1 year ago 43 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have gassy eyebrows or all your bones be fat 1 year ago 50 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Your trying to make wine, would you rather have a chicken crush your grapes or have a cow crush your grapes 1 year ago 54 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to upgrade your charger to charge faster or have your charger heat up and be used as a heated whip 1 year ago 54 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather follow the rainbow and find grandmas hard ass candy or climb a mountain to get a peppermint patty but it falls down the mountain 1 year ago 40 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink meatless crab milk or eat boneless rooster cheese 1 year ago 37 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather you and 3 other random people in different countries be able to to use a separate thermostats to control the sun or you and 8 other random people from different countries be able to adjust the brightness and darkness of the sun with seperate controls 1 year ago 49 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather try killing a fast tarantula running towards you from 30ft with a harpoon gun or a Roman candle 1 year ago 55 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have the u.s and africa sink into the ocean while a tsunami hits europe or have antartica ram into south america and then russia slides to the left 1 year ago 50 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather horse riding be replaced by whale riding or dog shows be replaced by sloth shows 1 year ago 54 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather roll dice to decide your grades or flip a coin to decide if your getting homework 1 year ago 66 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather become the biggest asshole/bitch, but only to draw attention away from people targeting your loved one or act dumb so that way people wont target you and have your loved become vulnerable 1 year ago 41 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have an army of schizophrenic people on crack or an army of cannibals with grape jelly rubbed on them 1 year ago 47 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather try and dodge 5 snakes while you and them are going down a waterslide or try and dodge a whole crate of snakes while skydiving 1 year ago 52 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a communist ant farm or An ant farm filled with cocaine 1 year ago 90 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A positive nihilist or A religious conformist 1 year ago 99 votes 42 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Brush your teeth everyday with quick dry wet cement or Pick your nose everyday with toothpaste on all your fingers 1 year ago 98 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be the best detective of all time but die at the age of 38 due to an unhealthy lifestyle ad lack of sleep or Be the greatest mass murderer in history and have everyone praise you but you won't able to sleep ever 1 year ago 52 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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You just discovered a magical talking wish granting skull with an 8 on it, do you use it as football helmet or draw a 1 next to the 8 and marry the skull 1 year ago 52 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather every time you fart you loose a tooth or every time you eat, you fart loudly for 6 hours straight 1 year ago 64 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather cut someones head off, then rip off their spine and do a rain dance in front of the police station and get away with it or witness that crime being committed and go to report it, but be shot by the police by accident 1 year ago 68 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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You obtain the perfect body that everyone loves, do you Gain 300lbs of fat so they will leave you alone or Have everyone believe your the fatest human being on earth 1 year ago 63 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Shoot yogurt out of your armpits or Be completely made of chocolate 1 year ago 71 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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What's harder 3 year old McDonald's biscuit or A two day frozen bagel 1 year ago 69 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a high project budget but you have to work with 2 imbeciles and a chimpanzee or Have a low project budget but work with one hand tied behind your back 1 year ago 54 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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There's a stranded ship in space with an sos communication, your thoughts are Free sh!t or Space booty 1 year ago 67 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Dead and alive or Brain dead and conscious 1 year ago 71 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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You have to choose one, is it possible to (physically) Wake up dead or Go to bed dead 1 year ago 63 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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The world is in danger, Do you? Call a meeting with the leaders of every country or Call a meeting with the worlds most intelligent people 1 year ago 85 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather the train you're on gets struck by lightning or the plane your in get pelted by hail 1 year ago 74 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather your life be saved by Someone sawing your legs off or Someone shooting your arms off? 1 year ago 56 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Find what your looking for in a fu%ked up way or Find out what you lost in a happy way 1 year ago 57 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a 1lb of golden feathers or A copper brick 1 year ago 77 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Paddle a boat with a spoon or Drink liquids with a fork 1 year ago 54 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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If you were extremely lucky Would you continue ignorantly embracing it until it runs out and make an excuse for it or Start to wonder when it I'll stop and perceive things as better to continue the positivity 1 year ago 34 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Always have the last laugh in every conversation or Always Finish other people's sentences for them 1 year ago 42 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to spin things in and out of this universe or Be able to curve things off or away from you 1 year ago 66 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Perform 3 miracles two days before your death or Die and have people give you credit for miracles you've never done 1 year ago 59 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get your eyebrows down with a chainsaw or Get a back massage with swings from a baseball bat 1 year ago 64 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be the most determined butt hole in existence or Be a decent human being 1 year ago 69 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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If when beat ing your meat you got to feel all the cringe and tears of vegans, would you still eat meat? Yes or No 1 year ago 73 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be someone's rat or Get a pat on the back 1 year ago 68 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? Crack a cold one with the kois or Be a goat in a beefy world 1 year ago 53 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Your on a camping trip, would you rather? Strike two stones together to make a fire A$$ beat or Set the tent upside down to collect rain water 1 year ago 56 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to juggle religions or Be the best nudist politician 1 year ago 54 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Roast a chicken verbally for two hours straight or Sit in a hot tub with a turkey for 5 hours straight 1 year ago 55 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Imprison water for its crimes or Have your cranberries be violated 1 year ago 51 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have all oranges taste like strawberries or All grapes taste like oranges 1 year ago 72 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Receive gifts in a wrapped box or Receive gifts in a paper filled bag 1 year ago 72 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat boneless ice or Eat meatless air 1 year ago 71 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Tacobell has just overcharged you 2$ on your receipt, do you? Walk in and hold hands with other customers to summon a demon to eat the souls of the employees and then sew them into a human centipede and bring their soul back to get a refund or Walk in and draw transmutation circle to change their workers into tacos, then walk in their insides and take a phat sh$t inside them, then steal one of their cars and ram it in the store 1 year ago 44 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have cabinets that open horizontally or Have cabinets open vertically 1 year ago 82 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? Die and come back to life in 20 minutes or Steal other people's memories for 20 seconds 1 year ago 78 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the strings of faith, of every human being be put on a guitar to battle the forces of gods and with every ferocious string pulled the targets very core dismantles itself atom by atom or Have gods crumble into cosmic debris and form a cloud that overfills the earth with tears that give everyone never ending indescribable pleasure 1 year ago 48 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Your shadow appears as a normal person next to you, eating your reflection or When you look at your reflection it drinks your shadow 1 year ago 55 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? Have a home phone that everytime you successfully answer, your rewards get progressively better( if you stop you die) or Have a fax that sends you pictures of you from other timelines and Their dead bodies (if you can't guess the murderer you're next) 1 year ago 58 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? Eat only empty eggshells with lemons for life or Drink Blended empty clam shells with peanut butter for life 1 year ago 67 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? All your friends be dead or Be pushed to the edge 1 year ago 66 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Fruits and veggies be carnivorous or Livestock go on a diet 1 year ago 69 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to see only with kaleidoscope glasses or Be only able to hear things while upside down 1 year ago 71 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? Live in an igloo that has an a/c on max everyday or Live in a sauna that has a stove on high everyday 1 year ago 61 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? Have a really small tv with sharp image quality or Have a really big tv with pixelated quality 1 year ago 91 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? Be able to Literally slap the b!tch out of people or Perform an Exorcism on a pancake to reveal dead people secrets in syrup 1 year ago 68 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? Have a modeling contest against the queen of England for all her wealth or Play beer pong with Edgar Allen Poe, and the winner gets unlimited alcohol/drugs 1 year ago 57 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? Get raped by oxygen or Get seduced by a mouthwatering sandwich 1 year ago 78 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? eat food you hate with x3 salt for free or eat food you love twice the price with no salt 1 year ago 80 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? Coat your school gyms floor with butter or Fill your schools water coolers with hot dog water 1 year ago 52 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? get financial advice from john f kennedy or learn how to finesse from bernie madoff 1 year ago 52 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? have a robot version of nicholas cage as a secretary or an indestructible vladimir putin as a sidekick 1 year ago 58 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? have quidditch from harry potter become real with flying bumper cars instead of brooms or bring back gladiatorial fights to the death between mass murderers, rapist, and pedofiles 1 year ago 67 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? move at the speed of light(but age the same distance you travel unable to die) or perceive light faster than it can come to earth(but be stuck thinking at that speed forever unable to move) 1 year ago 52 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? every time you take a picture of somebody (they have amazing luck the whole day (doesn't work on you or your family) or be able to sense lucky objects(but you can only give them to the poor) 1 year ago 62 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? see the entire life of leonardo da vinci through his eyes(visibly see what he does his entire life) or experience the entire life of nikola tesla through his mind(thoughts and memories) 1 year ago 66 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? be the dictator to a country full of schizophrenic people or find your soulmate age 25(but they have a 13 year old mentality forever) 1 year ago 80 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? live in a world where aztecs and Egyptians rule the world or live in a world where vikings and mongols rule the world 1 year ago 101 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? go back in time and fill the holy bible with the terms and conditions to itunes or go back in time to box joseph stalin for control of the ussr 1 year ago 66 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? your hair be made of your most favorite candy or your nails be made of your favorite fruit 1 year ago 65 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? black holes be the collective mind power of every sentient life feeding itself on the universes to spread life so more thoughts can power it or dark energy be the negative thoughts of all collective sentient life holding the universes together to prove its own existence 1 year ago 48 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? tsunamis not harm anybody/plant/animal and only pass by to wash buildings and leave behind fresh filtered water or hurricanes not harm anyone/plant/animal but clean the air up and destroy waste 1 year ago 90 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? be able to swim on trees/pass through them or run on top of raindrops/turn them into stairs 1 year ago 74 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? have a car that self drives itself into your nightmares to help you escape then you can pick up other people in their dreams but you can only wake up when you've run over 8 people in their dreams or have a submarine that flies only when you're visibly fully naked inside 1 year ago 65 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? have drinks that boost a particular emotion for a year everytime you drink them or have clothing that sends encouraging thoughts to your head when you need it 1 year ago 75 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? have the sun be extremely cold and the earth be really hot or the land on earth have thrice the gravity and while under water you have normal land gravity 1 year ago 62 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? sacrifice 40 years of your life to predict the future for 10 random years or sacrifice 3 lifetimes to be reborn as a weak god(only able to perform the smallest miracles and can still die) 1 year ago 83 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? freeze your body in skeet for 3000 years or have your ashes formed into the sturdiest dildo 1 year ago 82 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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You and 8 other people are stuck in a broken elevator, do you? fart so hard that 3 people pass out leading to awkward silence that then causes an explosion from an exposed electrical wire) or summon jason vorhees to save the day by cutting the cable(in reality the elevator falls and shatters killing everyone) 1 year ago 76 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? know what you always want or imagine what you want 1 year ago 66 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? get your hair cut with a ceiling fan or comb your hair with a cheese grater 1 year ago 70 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Let's play froy part 2! The even bootier version of Roy from rick n morty, Would you rather? pick up the vibrator next to your crib or eat a butterfly 1 year ago 64 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Let's play froy! The even bootier version of Roy from rick n morty, Would you rather Get dropped as a baby before given to ur poor family? or Get kidnapped into a poorer family and on the way get dropped? 1 year ago 80 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather at a talent show, show up with.. 2 monkeys and a chalkboard to scrape at the crowd, while the monkeys also tear into the crowd or a wireless microwave and a live chicken, and once the chicken explodes roaches will encompass your family 1 year ago 59 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather syrup go? Drip or Drop! 1 year ago 95 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? Everyday get 9 bricks thrown through ur window filled with positive massages for u or Everyday at 5:30pm, you get 5 splinters that make you 100x more depressed for an hour 1 year ago 91 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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The secret to ending world hunger is in your hands in the form of the last honey bun ever made, do you? Seduce the honey bun for answers leading to awkward air thrust that will eventually lead u to eat the honey bun or Put it on a turntable and make million dollar uniquely glazed beats yo! 1 year ago 81 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? Donate all ur life earnings to pheasants or Donate your sexual reproductive organs to have them implanted on a lobster 1 year ago 83 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? Question a question with this ? or ??? Ask three questions for a question? 2 years ago 80 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have? lady gaga fall flat on her face during the superbowl while a bird poops on the back of her head or have tom brady's head become 60% bigger everytime he breathes 2 years ago 119 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Do you think you'd have a better chance of dodging a sniper bullet aimed for you, if? you were 12.4 ft underwater at night or in a dark mirror room with life size cut out of you 2 years ago 137 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? Have all the answers to all the questions, but you can only say it and write it in incomprehensible language or Have all the questions in the world be taken back and never asked 2 years ago 83 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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If you had all the power in the universe, would you? think about who or what, gave you your powers or whats holding you in the universe that you cant leave 2 years ago 76 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? Watch trump make love to Vladimir Putin live on tv or Watch Hillary clintons camel toe grow wider by the minute 2 years ago 94 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Genetically engineer babies 1 day ago  
A legendary bum 1 day ago  
For high school yes 1 day ago  
Oof 5 days ago +1
I loved the books, the movie is meh 1 week ago  
It pretty much depends on the type of zombies if they’re world war z type we’re all doomed 1 week ago  
truth is a universally agreed hypothesis, but would not exist if not for perception that allows it to spread or pass on through communication, thats how i feel :P 2 weeks ago +1
the aCcenT iS ToO HeAvY 2 weeks ago  
The picture in b got me dead lol 2 weeks ago +1
I’m always thinking the opposite, I like to think of all possibilities 2 weeks ago  
No point, after I leave they’ll prob still kill everyone but Ill just get moved up to number one on the list 2 weeks ago  
I like to support 2 weeks ago  
Free stuff 2 weeks ago  
Yes 3 weeks ago  
Very good at committing to character 3 weeks ago +3
i wont cross that line of doing it myself 3 weeks ago  
im shooting the train 3 weeks ago  
that would be hilarious 3 weeks ago  
he needs atleast three snaps, more than he ever got in the movie, so there is no feat for the destruction of big chungus 3 weeks ago +1
Def 4 weeks ago  
Yerr 4 weeks ago  
If I could make it restaurant quality I would 4 weeks ago  
hopefully, the patriots overrated 1 month ago +1
Ah, thank you for the clarification 1 month ago  
I tend to stay away from black magic looking things 1 month ago +1
It’s like a mini elephant that does cartwheels 1 month ago +2
Hermaphrodites but I guess their a really rare mutation so they don’t count? :/ 1 month ago  
Heart of gold, Batman is a psychopath 1 month ago  
A better snack 1 month ago +1
More variety 1 month ago  
Rare meat, it should fetch a hefty sum 1 month ago +1
Paper cuts, no thank you 1 month ago  
I can have a whole army that eat people that have devil fruits 1 month ago +1
ill settle for a mental breakdown before i lift a giant tire for fun lol 1 month ago  
protection against aliens 1 month ago +1
team bowsette :P 1 month ago +1
i need rick's portal gun 1 month ago +1
yumm 1 month ago  
Facts 1 month ago  
adventure! 1 month ago  
What’s in the shot? 1 month ago +1
Now you have an excuse to put a painting over it lol 1 month ago  
How is your new house treating you? 1 month ago  
Hopefully I’d pass out before it started lol 1 month ago  
Yerr 1 month ago +1
The betterment of mankind is worth it 1 month ago  
I feel like it would be less crowded 1 month ago  
New York is so fu%kin dirty 1 month ago  
i thought it was a new type of hairstyle 1 month ago +1
papa's not going to threaten your friends anymore :'( 1 month ago  
looks like wall-e's crazy ex 1 month ago +2
Shawty call me neckst up lol 1 month ago  
So I can shotgun my beer with my breast 1 month ago  
U turn 1 month ago +1
It has more to do with the artist and what they are willing to settle for 1 month ago  
I’d Just marry my real life crush 1 month ago +1
So I can taste extra booty 1 month ago +1
If I really love her, sure 1 month ago  
Grab a bite and hullocinate on paint 1 month ago  
Yea, but I like personal experience better, a five hour energy shot is like an adrenaline shot 1 month ago  
But does it give a lot of energy tho? 1 month ago  
Easy money 1 month ago +1
Make them learn a lesson 1 month ago +1
All they need is flash or blue beetles powers, their both plot devices 1 month ago +1
That’s a no go 1 month ago  
I guess it’s an energy drink inspired by nitrous oxide, I’ve not seen anyone drink it. 1 month ago  
Let’s be friends 1 month ago  
Do you drink nos? 1 month ago +1
:0 all this time I thought I was waiting for you to respond lmao 1 month ago  
i miss her :'/ 2 months ago  
hes a beast 2 months ago  
always keep em guessing 2 months ago  
depends where its made 2 months ago  
ed has inhuman strength 2 months ago +3
basura! 2 months ago  
Periwinkle 2 months ago  
What if I use it to burn hell, is it bad? 2 months ago  
Facts lol 2 months ago +1
its lit :O 2 months ago  
It’s sticking its meat out, is this intentional? 2 months ago  
Here’s your W 2 months ago +1
here’s a runner up mini w 2 months ago  
Super animal conversion surgery will cost millions, imma make shmoney 2 months ago +1
oh goodie, extra disease :O 2 months ago +1
Certainly 2 months ago +1
Blackmail my way to the top 2 months ago +3
I just need moooarrr moneyyy Arthur 2 months ago  
What’s good? 2 months ago  
Kinda, he just goes on a rampage for a min of 10 min making bee puns and asking if you like jazz 2 months ago  
You can explode yourself once, but only when you breathe 2 months ago +1
you can summon an 80ft tall unstoppable Barry Benson from the bee movie 2 months ago +1
heck nah 2 months ago  
too much spirit, and way too versatile 2 months ago  
*evolves into metapod and immediately hardens* 2 months ago +1
way better story, no power of friendship bs 2 months ago  
i always pack heat 3 months ago  
kinda wards off bugs 3 months ago  
a nice day to you too 3 months ago  
nah, im still conditioned to be a human 3 months ago  
its either cold or too hot for that here 3 months ago  
ayy!, i wish you the best of luck! 3 months ago  
a male samus 3 months ago  
calms me down 3 months ago  
oof 3 months ago  
hopefully 3 months ago  
its inner rage not outer 3 months ago  
thot plane 3 months ago  
i have both, mac looks nicer 4 months ago  
but with B you can now have an echo 4 months ago  
fr fr 4 months ago +1
just take shots for every minute bernie sanders is alive till 6 4 months ago +1
yerr! 4 months ago  
more time to invest in other things 4 months ago  
same or thailand 4 months ago +1
no thank you to socialism 4 months ago +1
more nutrients 4 months ago  
for the insurance money 4 months ago  
ignore the child, then proceed to eat a$$ 4 months ago +2
yikes 4 months ago  
facts 4 months ago +1
why not? 4 months ago  
if everyone wants to smash A, ill lay off 4 months ago  
one at a f%cking time 4 months ago +1
i hope it takes place near a valcano so i can throw things in it, instead of leaving them on train tracks.. 4 months ago  
*turns into an egg salad* 4 months ago +2
less lives lost 5 months ago  
hes made from an object that grants wishes, he should have unimaginable power but frost is better looking 5 months ago +1
theirs plenty of songs i haven't listen to, that might be good :P 5 months ago  
fr fr 5 months ago +2
i dont speak that much 5 months ago +1
that scorch style is beast 5 months ago  
haven't tried that one yet, but it reminds me of pepsi clear 5 months ago  
which is your fav? 5 months ago  
voltage 5 months ago +1
so when someone is choking on a popeyes biscuit, i can make their mouth dry forever lol 5 months ago  
yessir 5 months ago  
lets make him run some more, this story needs more thiccc! 5 months ago  
you had three seconds, but you passed out from eating extra spicy chili 5 months ago +1
rip mac miller, xxtentacion, lil peep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIzgiclddlM 5 months ago  
love that drug, good luck 5 months ago  
i traded the game in, and bought a pretzel 5 months ago  
a reasonable query 5 months ago  
happy b day! :D 6 months ago  
more positive 6 months ago  
damn thats deep 7 months ago  
have no idea what either are 7 months ago  
i would prefer not to fuse 7 months ago +1
broke boooooii 8 months ago  
its cuz i care 8 months ago  
at least i can struggle a lil, maybe gauge out its eye, ill put up a fight till the end 8 months ago  
id prob kill B by accident 8 months ago  
she seems serious 8 months ago  
id drown on purpose hehe 8 months ago +2
mad underrated 8 months ago +1
he could have just made infinite resources and gave everyone a job :/ 8 months ago  
he can use anti magic which kinda isnt but is :p 8 months ago  
the manga rn is fire, grimoires are used for that very reason, to acquire and use spells in that manga 8 months ago  
im studying to be an electrical engineer 8 months ago  
everytime 8 months ago  
black clover is pretty lit rn 8 months ago  
nah me and my cousin were mixing random sh*t 8 months ago  
iced tea with vanilla extract plus passion fruit, its really tasty 8 months ago  
idk why gabourey sidibe comes to mind 8 months ago  
nice and tight, not loosey moosey 9 months ago  
shorter 9 months ago  
nicer side is more me 9 months ago  
thats a mission lol 9 months ago  
hellll nah! 9 months ago  
netflix needs new sh*t 9 months ago  
less damage 9 months ago  
thats my sign 9 months ago  
when bad people get whats coming to them 9 months ago  
ill take midnight, ragdoll, mount lady, since all other girls are like 15 9 months ago  
it holds more sauuuccce 9 months ago  
they had shields and better armor 9 months ago +3
thats not even the real haunted doll 9 months ago  
everytime 9 months ago  
im great at A but suck at B :"( 9 months ago  
zaheer was such a badass, air is lit 9 months ago +1
theres nothing to notice those changes, its hypothetical then 9 months ago  
i said living things, not humans in particular :P 9 months ago  
everyone, this show is wack af 9 months ago  
same thought 9 months ago  
if you agree to live on borrowed land, your subject to the actual owner of said land and its militia :P 9 months ago +1
she seems quieter 9 months ago +1
THIS IS AMERICA! 9 months ago  
my body would call me a b*tch every morning, then id be soo excited to get f%cked up lmao 9 months ago  
looks cooler 9 months ago  
i played pubg, and its sooo boring and full of tryhards 9 months ago  
easy 9 months ago  
closer to home 9 months ago  
it hard to fake insanity so good 9 months ago  
ill take a classic shelby and flip it for millions please 9 months ago +1
bros before hoes 9 months ago +2
either way im not killing you, im just repeating i will 9 months ago  
you need another blunt 9 months ago  
and the tears keep rolling 9 months ago  
imma make this one day 9 months ago  
id like to wake up and eat my way through 9 months ago  
everyone i know, tells me that on a daily basis 9 months ago  
i started to imagine friends, cuz i was tired of talking to horses 9 months ago  
so youd rather be in an endless mind loop then believe your dead? 9 months ago  
if so, i might or might not sleep with a pizza on my face 9 months ago  
ill become a gilf hunter 9 months ago +2
what happens after 1000 years? 9 months ago  
will you leave afterwards? 9 months ago +1
seems more like it 9 months ago  
INFP -A/-T 9 months ago  
id just cut it all off 9 months ago  
same 9 months ago +1
prophetic dreamer 9 months ago  
what does the bible say about crayfish? 9 months ago  
good guess 9 months ago +1
more meat 9 months ago  
the goat 9 months ago  
i didnt say it would work, its an option :p 9 months ago +1
im so bad at band names 9 months ago  
i usually make random questions tho 9 months ago  
she a real hero, although i do like saying midnights quirk 9 months ago  
id snap an entire litter of kittens necks before i kill a doge 9 months ago +1
that only applies if you write it in the description, decay is better, having dry eyes is the most annoying thing 9 months ago  
so much destruction to be done 9 months ago  
since other quirks don't exist in our world, b would be useless 9 months ago  
rubilove and his, who's more attractive questions 9 months ago +2
she got shmoney 9 months ago  
united sTATES oF SMASH! 9 months ago  
as long as its not somalia 9 months ago  
way better quality 9 months ago  
lit 9 months ago  
that tax return money tho lol 9 months ago +1
we help each other out 9 months ago  
wayyyy better plot 9 months ago  
more than 10k 9 months ago  
ill just dip my toast in garlic aioli :P 9 months ago  
but i dont despise you tho. i have no reason to hate you, i dont put up a facade, im real, im 100% honest when im serious, im telling you the truth when i say B is pretty extreme, however you dont have to believe me if you dont want to. 9 months ago  
tbh, not at all 9 months ago  
im pretty sure they rather live, but if one them queefs on my face, i swear we all dying 10 months ago  
it does, if you slash the skull open with an axe and stop at the fork, then pull out the eyes and put them on each side of the fork and use his now open cranium for a table to snort more coke HAHAHAHA 10 months ago +1
option 2 is pretty extreme o.O 10 months ago  
you guys figure me out every question xD 10 months ago +1
google 10 months ago  
close enough lol 10 months ago  
A means everyone is alright and your sick in the head, you spread your thoughts and altar their perception of reality towards yours. B means everyone is sick in the head and thats your reality, your own thoughts try to heal you but you never believe other peoples truths completely 10 months ago  
i actually have B weirdly 10 months ago  
id treat them how id like to be treated, and leave it alone 10 months ago  
hit up a spliff 10 months ago  
quicker 10 months ago  
damn xD 10 months ago  
this what i got, i gotta work wit it 10 months ago  
B is fake news 10 months ago +3
i keep the circle of people i actually know small 10 months ago  
not with a gelato machine in the back 10 months ago  
issa classic 10 months ago +1
so someone can use me to cut the authors head off 10 months ago +1
play uno with the hoes 10 months ago  
i deal with precision 10 months ago  
less of a chance of getting kicked out of a hotel 10 months ago +1
i feel like A looks too obvious 10 months ago  
most restaurants in niagara falls have a fake tax you can opt out of, good riddance! 10 months ago  
missclick 10 months ago  
honestly the show should just end, how are these zombies still not decomposed yet 10 months ago  
that sounds pretty nice actually :0 10 months ago +1
flick of the wrist 10 months ago  
looks like captain murphy from sealab xD 10 months ago  
less incest 10 months ago  
id fall asleep mostly through it 10 months ago +2
the ending to fairy tail is supreme trash, admit it! 10 months ago  
same 10 months ago +1
get it removed later 10 months ago  
that hurt reading that ;_; 10 months ago  
i will agree most of jojo's plot is garbo, and why do you assume im fat? lol 10 months ago  
say less 10 months ago  
http://www.viralforest.com/cemani-chickens/ 10 months ago  
yu yu hakusho is my first anime, i'm biased towards that 10 months ago +1
im not trying to mow all that lawn. 10 months ago  
overpopulation is rising! 10 months ago  
only when im watching fairy tail, i rather watch two girls, one cup 10 months ago +1
thats nice weather in fl 10 months ago  
baseball 10 months ago  
turn up music 10 months ago +1
love that show 10 months ago  
A's plot is garbo 10 months ago  
they were gonna commit crime anyway, its not like a villian would do crime becuase they saw a man in a bat suit 10 months ago +2
and make him pay you child support lmao 10 months ago +2
whoever picked B, im calling chris hanson on all yall xD 10 months ago  
get the gang to beat his ass with his own computer 10 months ago  
insurance fraud on april fools, he wont know who to believe lol 10 months ago  
dat final form better be thiccc 10 months ago  
hopefully id go into shock and pass out after the first 4 D: 10 months ago  
i can drop those too 10 months ago  
unoriginality bar: stuck up ur ass 10 months ago +2
so lucky i can eat more and not die xD 10 months ago  
more stuff to do 10 months ago  
i like the seeds, they're crunchy :P 10 months ago  
well, whats done is done, id sit down and hear how she feels and figure out what she wants to do, im not gonna abandon my daughter. 10 months ago  
give me a cut 10 months ago  
i kinda wanna try 10 months ago +1
both 10 months ago  
red dead redemption 2 10 months ago +1
i already dont take breaks 10 months ago  
prob, my life isnt more important than someone elses 10 months ago  
march 22nd 10 months ago  
you can put two sticking out of your mouth, and pretend your a mammoth fighting for his territory 10 months ago +1
obc, id rather be king to the wealthiest and most technologically advanced country that also owns a seperate planet with greater resources than earth, i mean come on, wankanda has beaten atlantis 3 times already and assisanited the king twice, black panther is best king and his followers love him and they are given sooooo many benefits. 10 months ago  
hello?, odin is king of the nine realms, and can manipulate reality to an extent, black bolt is king of sh*t, and cant even talk, hes not even strong enough to take on the hulk, odin dissesembles the hulk and turns him into plant food for the tree of reality in his room, this should be no contest 10 months ago  
id let her wear whatever she felt comfortable with, as long as shes safe is what i care about 10 months ago  
our population doubles every year, the future generations will have even less resources and more problems, im pretty sure the leaders of the world want to push a couple wars to rid most of the people :p 10 months ago  
i definitely cant work while high, its very unprofessional and makes people overlook things :/ 10 months ago +2
unless an earthquake or a random person destroys it by accident 10 months ago  
TP for president! lol 10 months ago  
beast mode 10 months ago  
nah, she can turn to whatever u want, but she still a bird 10 months ago  
you like that show? 10 months ago  
but its still a bird tho lol 10 months ago  
thats s trap, a metoer will crash on top of you and it push through a black hole, not before your pincered by another metoer and your head pops off getting crushed by black hole will be the final thing u feel 10 months ago  
shes the ideal partner, but she cant be with u during the day 10 months ago +1
whats ur view on turtle wax? 10 months ago  
yessir 10 months ago  
u still die if it gets destroyed, youll survive so long as the box isnt open, but it still wont negate pain tho 10 months ago +1
eat burgers!, makes ur p%ssy grow :00 10 months ago  
quien es scott? me gustaria conocer t'challa, porque tienes lo mas dinero te todo :/ 10 months ago  
saw one episode, it made me want to go to church 11 months ago  
[email protected] no 11 months ago  
just drop 4 planet sized meteors on top of them coated in indestructible magic with knights riding dragons on top them, while simultaneously striking the earth with indiscriminate bolts of lightning that make magma surface from the ground and give usmanc erectile dysfunction while you ride elon musk's car in space xD 11 months ago  
hello?, are you just gonna ignore most of all history? 11 months ago  
power gets sh*t done 11 months ago  
i dont like cake 11 months ago  
yum 11 months ago  
good luck :0 11 months ago  
17 canceled a base level jiren blast and freiza's been snuffed 3 times already by jiren :/ 11 months ago  
dayum 11 months ago  
entertaining 11 months ago  
cheezy 11 months ago  
he likes jojo 11 months ago +1
my grandma used to tell me "if its not up, you got to tuck" .. :/ 11 months ago +1
thats true, either way they're gettiing a car 11 months ago  
im buying him a car 11 months ago +1
how everything was created 11 months ago  
can we just rip his arms and legs off, then pull out all his teeth one by one with no drugs and every morning give him a co ck meat sandwitch and have him sit on a spiked chair everyday so hes not a harm to anyone? 11 months ago  
animal is such a broad catagory, i guess b would negate all cruelty across the board cuz we are still considered animals :p 11 months ago +2
periwinkle 11 months ago  
they were both 17 11 months ago  
same 11 months ago +1
just play it off as skeet in your eye, theyll understand :D 11 months ago  
being proud in oneself brings short term gratification, and finding something to be content about everyday is tediuos, especially when your mind wonders about what really matters and things it has yet to experience. :p 11 months ago +1
i rather solve my species own problems, even if its at the expense of other lower thought species `\_(''/)_/' 11 months ago +1
i got rosetta stone on bootleg 11 months ago  
dragon!, whatever that does 11 months ago  
this game was so fun on conquest, i hate most of the designs of gen 5 11 months ago  
better story 11 months ago  
A seems kinda creepy, B looks more caring 11 months ago +2
crazy diamond,its so useful irl 11 months ago  
i see your a man of class lol 11 months ago  
not deciding what they want to eat 11 months ago  
nah, your just saying that, your ideas are awesome and you always have something interesting to say lol :0 11 months ago  
idk what that means, but im going to wafflehouse to sleep it off 11 months ago  
i have more important things to do 11 months ago  
shes really nice, and very creative :D 11 months ago +1
night makes half of all time, might as well be productive with it 11 months ago +2
as long as i dont make a fool of myself 11 months ago  
i'm not sitting in someone else's ass water 11 months ago +1
back to the fiery pits for you hombre, but on the upside welcome back :) 11 months ago +1
id spray paint it, to change it to, "i love hitlers dog" 11 months ago +1
religion is barely a factor what are you talking about, its a choice? i just said inequality in general is the cause of every war, stop nitpicking on a specific kind 11 months ago  
because they still live in countries that are obligated to levy taxes that in turn help pay for programs amd things that benefit them. :p 11 months ago +1
we interract with more bacteria and germs with our hands than our lips, and now imagine visibly biting into black questionable meterials stuck between ur nails :p 11 months ago  
idk 11 months ago  
Nsa waiting for people to pick one lol 11 months ago  
maybe the disceased consented to cannibalism, but not murder first? or maybe the person killed themselves, but the other person ate the body so they get charged for eating the evidence, lots of questions :p 11 months ago  
my dog is fat af anyway 11 months ago  
inequality in general is the cause every war -_- 11 months ago  
whats worse, being able to switch between beliefs and still do what you want or being treated unfairly your whole life because people decide your matter less than them? 11 months ago  
A is an option, B is a legit problem 11 months ago  
im not gonna hit a girl 11 months ago  
their getting snuffed 11 months ago  
not my business 11 months ago  
do something shredder would never do, that should work 11 months ago  
i have dreams of eating good and nightmares of burning to a crisp but i always wake uo hungry >_ 11 months ago  
better multiplayer 11 months ago  
less tits 11 months ago  
ill prob just sleep through it 11 months ago  
hell nah i spent time cooking this sh*t, im getting my meal 11 months ago +2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saH3pMqRzf0 11 months ago  
thats my sign 11 months ago  
my tv turns red every 5 sec 11 months ago  
theres a right answer actually 11 months ago +1
why not one in the inside, and one on the outside? 11 months ago  
makes my head hot 11 months ago  
i dont like chocolate 11 months ago  
oh, i guess she looks better 11 months ago  
so i can sound rational 11 months ago  
say less 11 months ago  
not a furry 11 months ago  
im not a sneakerhead, i cant justify spending 200$+ when i can get more comfortable sneakers for less 11 months ago +3
both are pyschopathic scumbags 11 months ago  
i feel like shed be less hairy 11 months ago  
thats plan B, if A fails 11 months ago  
as long as nobody gets forced to do it 11 months ago +2
this is a one time use, upon activation you simultanously combust 11 months ago  
watch the world burn 11 months ago  
doesnt phase him, manhunter after unlocking his old memories is immune to all heat and reproduces asexually with fire, not mention he could just make superman a vegetable by whiping his mind 11 months ago  
more treasure 11 months ago  
hell no 11 months ago  
what is typical? 11 months ago  
good looks bro, im just bout to get my first house too :D 11 months ago  
chop the head off and freeze it, then feed everyone with it 11 months ago  
fried salami with boiled plantains 11 months ago  
feliz cumpleanos! :D 11 months ago +2
sliced through adamantium 11 months ago  
build a plaza and rent it 11 months ago  
they say they not hungry but proceed to steal a bite of my food :/ 11 months ago +1
whatever floats your boat 11 months ago  
both alive 11 months ago  
xD 11 months ago  
maybe i dunno, but for this question he's pinned down by a fridge 11 months ago  
true, how about now? 11 months ago  
his arms are pinned down 11 months ago  
i dont deserve nice things, id donate it all :'( 11 months ago +1
yikes 11 months ago  
hell yeah, id go all out 11 months ago  
my jaw would be dislocated 11 months ago  
if its my choice, i wouldn't want to decide someone else's life, besides i deserve it anyway 11 months ago  
i hope his butthole gets backed up by high pressure sewage water so he can explode 11 months ago +2
sabos a beast 11 months ago  
honey bees are a protected invasive species they cause nothing but harm and make up7% of pollonators and they kill off 30% of other pollenators that pollonate flowers 11 months ago  
facts, i be too lazy after work and go out to eat 11 months ago  
more mature 11 months ago  
deadass? D: 11 months ago  
im talking about the medicine that have been available for a long time, with better medicine coming out the old medicine will become more cheaper 11 months ago  
actually the vaccine makes your immune system target cancer cells where ever they are before they form, the trial on mice succeeded here https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2018/01/cancer-vaccine-eliminates-tumors-in-mice.html 11 months ago  
the cure for cancer is drawing near, and hopefully medicine can become cheaper and more widely available 11 months ago +2
sike, you wrong af, disprove me 11 months ago  
bees arent the only ones that pollonate flowers, they make up 7% of pollanators if they die off it woild be better so that way the other pollonators wouldnt have to starve and die from their diseases, actually crops would be better off without honey bees 11 months ago  
honey bees are an invasive species, they keep the pollen to themselves and make every other pollenator that maintains flowers, fruits, and vegetables starve not to mention spread desease to them, the only thing positive they contribute is honey but i rather have plants than honey, and because theyre protected for it they are barely attacked. 11 months ago  
no, honey bees make the majority of other pollenators that maintain flowers die of less food and disease that they spread and on top of that honey bees are protected by humans so their barely attacked 11 months ago  
its really bad actually 11 months ago  
A wont either only thing their good for is honey 11 months ago  
a is a pest and b is a bigger pest 11 months ago  
false information, it would be better for the environment if they disappeared 11 months ago  
misquitos dont kill other pollenators that help pollonate our fruits and vegetables 11 months ago  
one piece treasure cruise :P 11 months ago  
facts 11 months ago  
short and to the point 11 months ago  
the new snapchat sucks 11 months ago  
beast mode 11 months ago  
i barely get sick 11 months ago  
love this show, cant wait for season 2 11 months ago +1
i was stuck in a cemetary, and aint never seen my grandma climb so fast before in my life 0.0 11 months ago  
only if i want to 11 months ago  
don't be shaped by other peoples opinions of you, trust yourself in what you want and do whatever it is you like because you are the only you around. :P 11 months ago +2
it, logan was all about him being forced again to be a baby sitter 11 months ago +3
unfortunatly not, you slipped through the open door and landed on someone below, killing both of you painfully slow 11 months ago  
i dont f#ck with dolls 11 months ago  
acceptable losses 11 months ago  
i ran my high school, but i only liked two girls 11 months ago  
thats gas money 11 months ago  
my ex loved them, i guess it taste better than brain 11 months ago  
more resources 11 months ago  
if he reaches 55 ill acknowledge him 11 months ago  
rent it, no refunds :) 11 months ago  
pedigree 11 months ago  
issa stranger 11 months ago  
yikes 11 months ago  
lets just all use our fist the old fashioned way 1 year ago +1
you right 1 year ago  
i cut my own hair 1 year ago  
as long as theres no shots fired its all hood 1 year ago +1
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