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Joined on April 12th, 2013 (2,140 days ago)

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Hi friends! I haven't been on in a while and was curious about how the site's changed. My question: do you know who I am? Yes! or No 2 years ago 119 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Watch Katy Perry's halftime show performance or Not 4 years ago 206 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Drink tea with milk or Drink milk with honey 4 years ago 158 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Constantly be doing more than one thing at once or Not be able to start something new until you've finished what you're doing 4 years ago 128 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Happy Halloween! Would you rather... Be a Cheeto for Halloween or Eat Cheetos all night 4 years ago 175 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Go apple picking or Carve a pumpkin 4 years ago 296 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Always be dribbling from your mouth or Always have your head tilted upwards 4 years ago 184 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Always get what you want without doing anything or Have to work to get what you want 4 years ago 245 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be... Selfless or Selfish 4 years ago 149 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Someone creates a widely disliked, racy music video. Would you rather... Watch the video to see it for yourself, contributing to its popularity and encouraging that trashy stuff or Not watch the video and be left to wonder what the hype is all about 4 years ago 222 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Do you think there is one single thing that can make you happy for the rest of your life? Yes or No 4 years ago 260 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in... A museum or A department store 4 years ago 241 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in... A toy store or A supermarket 4 years ago 258 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in... A book store or A movie theater 4 years ago 291 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in... An airport or A hospital 4 years ago 223 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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If you felt perfectly fine with only four hours of sleep, would you rather... Sleep for more than four hours or Sleep for only four hours 4 years ago 239 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have... More time for a project and higher expectations or Less time and lower expectations 4 years ago 182 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather lead a very happy life as... A middle-class citizen or An upper-class citizen 4 years ago 245 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fly in... A small plane or A large plane 4 years ago 216 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be... A dentist or A surgeon 4 years ago 256 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Own a successful amusement park or Invent a popular product 4 years ago 367 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Malaysia Airlines (just) lost contact with a plane over Ukrainian airspace. It carried 295 people and crashed in Ukraine near the Russian border. How you you feel about this? Oh, no, this is terrible! or It doesn't concern me 4 years ago 194 votes 41 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to write with... Handwriting that you can read perfectly but is illegible to everyone else or Perfect handwriting 4 years ago 182 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Love someone not worth loving or Spend your time doing things not worth doing 4 years ago 137 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... create art the you find beautiful, but not be able to share it with anyone or create art that you don't like but everyone else loves 4 years ago 156 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to perfectly imitate... Anyone's signature or Anyone's voice 4 years ago 231 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you consider adding the Tab for a Cause extension if you have Chrome? [Link in the description!] It's basically a way you can help raise thousands of dollars for charity by going about your daily routine. Sure! or No, thank you 4 years ago 103 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have... Many flaws which you're very aware of or A few major flaws which you have no idea about (Everybody else does, though.) 4 years ago 166 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have... One wish that is guaranteed to come true or Two wishes that each have a 50-50 chance of coming true 4 years ago 203 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a... Hurricane or Gust of wind 4 years ago 150 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have... A smiley face balloon or A giraffe finger puppet 4 years ago 137 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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You don't do as well as you would have liked on a group project, and you feel like you need to blame someone. Would you rather blame... Yourself or Another member of your group 4 years ago 151 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be the strongest person alive... Physically or Emotionally 4 years ago 205 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather lose knowing... You could have done better or You did your best 4 years ago 171 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather destroy your life... By making one huge mistake or By making lots of smaller mistakes 4 years ago 150 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Say you're the smartest person in your class. Would you rather... Help others (You'll receive extra credit for this, but you don't need it.) or Not 4 years ago 179 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to... Walk on sunshine or Walk on air 4 years ago 172 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have... Society's "perfect" body type/shape or Your body 4 years ago 234 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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When you see CAT, what do you think of, besides the small domesticated carnivorous animal (the thingy that goes "Meow")? Would you like to comment? or You may also click on this and continue scrolling downwards towards potential doom 4 years ago 143 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather sleep with... A very high pillow or No pillow 4 years ago 183 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you trade your best memories for the things you need? Yes or No 4 years ago 193 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Who do you think will win the 2014 FIFA World Cup? Brazil or A different team 4 years ago 195 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use your summer vacation... To relax or To learn more 4 years ago 225 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever made an edit on a Wikipedia page? Yes or No 4 years ago 165 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Can something be illegal if no one knows of its existence? Yes or No 4 years ago 164 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Adopt a five year old from an orphanage, saving it from dying but never having a personal connection with it or Have your own child 4 years ago 151 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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As a 13-15 year old, would you rather only have friends... Two years younger than you or Of the opposite gender 4 years ago 172 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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If you were told the entire life story of someone very close to you, would you rather... Tell them nothing or Tell them almost everything 4 years ago 127 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather the world be... Two-Dimensional or Black and white (with no shades of grey in between) 4 years ago 141 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat (in one sitting)... Half a stick of butter or A gallon of ice cream 4 years ago 206 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Like, actually use the words "like actually" before you like actually use any verb or Use the real word "real" as a real adjective every real time you use a real noun 4 years ago 137 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have... A plastic mouse or A real mouse 4 years ago 183 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Not have to pay for any of your education or Receive $100,000 4 years ago 193 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather not be able to differentiate between... Different sized objects or Different amounts of more abstract concepts 4 years ago 137 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do you think you would like being friends with someone with a personality very similar to yours? Yes or No 4 years ago 205 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Schizophrenia or Clinical depression 4 years ago 153 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have... Dyscalculia (mathematics disorder) or Dyslexia (developmental reading disorder) 4 years ago 160 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have... Amnesia or Bipolar disorder 4 years ago 169 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Volunteer for an organization or Get paid very little (below minimum wage) to do the same task 4 years ago 184 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have... A long name or A short name 4 years ago 195 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Have a great idea, only to forget it and never remember, only knowing that you had a great idea or Never have the great idea in the first place 4 years ago 148 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Sep a rate words in to their dif fer ent syl la bles when ev er you write or type or CapitalizE thE lasT letteR oF everY worD 4 years ago 153 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Katy Perry Songs Tournament - Round 3! Would you rather listen to... Firework - Teenage Dream or Not Like the Movies - Teenage Dream 4 years ago 100 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Katy Perry Songs Tournament - Round 3! Would you rather listen to... Dark Horse- Prism or Birthday - Prism 4 years ago 92 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Katy Perry Songs Tournament - Round 3! Would you rather listen to... California Gurls - Teenage Dream or Peacock - Teenage Dream 4 years ago 85 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Katy Perry Songs Tournament - Round 3! Would you rather listen to... Roar - Prism or This Moment - Prism 4 years ago 91 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Happy Memorial Day! Would you rather make... A star wreath or A Popsicle stick flag 4 years ago 119 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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If Google were a person, do you think it would be... Male or Female 4 years ago 186 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Have a water gargling contest or Have a "Who is less competitive" competition 4 years ago 162 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Watch TV and repeat everything said in Italian accent or Make prank phone calls 4 years ago 173 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Try to not think about penguins or Pretend you're a robot 4 years ago 177 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Invent a weird twitch or Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning 4 years ago 148 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Wear glasses you don't actually need or Have a laughing fit 4 years ago 169 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a more... Visual learner or Auditory learner 4 years ago 178 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Make the best of something or Make the second-tenth best of that same sort of thing 4 years ago 157 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Study yourself or Study the world around you 4 years ago 184 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Pick the top five qualities your ideal partner would have. Are more of them... Physical characteristics or Personality related qualities 4 years ago 192 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather study... Something you've always felt passionate about or Something you know will secure you a great job 4 years ago 178 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather witness... The murder of your country's leader or The wedding of your country's leader 4 years ago 186 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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You're a bit tired and just about to go to bed when you suddenly remember that you have an exam the next day which you forgot to study for. You think that you feel like you know the material, more or less. Would you rather... Not go to bed and study until you feel confident that you know the material well or Wake up 15 minutes early and quickly review everything in the morning 4 years ago 211 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Own a small business which employs a few people or Have a stable, well-paid job at a large company 4 years ago 216 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Travel around the world or Stay close to home 4 years ago 218 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you feel comfortable asking people you don't know very well for things you want? Yes or No 4 years ago 218 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Give a stranger a flower or Creepily smile at three strangers 4 years ago 226 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be... A fan favorite or The judges' favorite 4 years ago 209 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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If you wash your hair at night, would you rather go to bed with... Wet hair or Dry hair 4 years ago 246 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Witness your friend being killed by a powerful and dangerous person or Be with your friend as they commit suicide 4 years ago 168 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Receive gifts for your birthday or Use your birthday as an opportunity to make people donate to a cause you support 4 years ago 223 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be... Friendly or A friend 4 years ago 204 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use... Webdings or Wingdings 4 years ago 210 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather spend one year... Volunteering in Africa or Studying things you don't need to know 4 years ago 177 votes 38 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Not understand or Be left out 4 years ago 184 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have... A cat face cake or A disco ball cake 4 years ago 194 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have the ability to control... People's actions or People's thoughts 4 years ago 250 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Do you think Smurfette is... Beautiful or Average 4 years ago 168 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Do you believe therapeutic cloning is beneficial to society? Yes or No 4 years ago 193 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat... Cupcakes or Cookies 4 years ago 254 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Brunette vs Blonde Smurfette with the Black Hair or Smurfette with the Yellow Hair 4 years ago 222 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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You had a child; it died at the age of five. Would you rather... (Successfully) Create a clone of your child or Never have another child 4 years ago 148 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Have a peach for a nose or Live in a rotten peach 4 years ago 160 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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If you found out that instead of feeling pain yourself, whether it be physical or emotional, the pain inflicted onto you would he felt by a different random child sonewhere on the planet, would you rather... Not change or increase your exposure to pain or Try to decrease the amount of pain you would feel 4 years ago 172 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather speak a language called... Phenish or Phenenish 4 years ago 200 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Do you think there are more (everyday) foods... You do/would eat or You don't/wouldn't eat 4 years ago 195 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Do you enjoy doing little things to make people's days better for which you receive no acknowledgement? Yes or No 4 years ago 161 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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You've discovered that you have a talent for something you never thought you would like. Would you rather... Try to develop your talent (This could possibly take lots of time and money.) or Not 4 years ago 172 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have... A voice which changes every day or Hair which changes every day 4 years ago 173 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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For a school project would you rather have... Loose guidelines and have to produce something you think will be good enough or Strict instructions as to what you should do 4 years ago 232 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather wear... A fuzzy sweater or A warm jacket 4 years ago 172 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather rid the world of... #SELFIE or Mmm Yeah 4 years ago 161 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Be ignored or Have people run away from you 4 years ago 193 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Do you pronounce the word "been" more like... Bin or Ben or Bean (beeeeen) 4 years ago 231 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Stress over almost everything or Feel so little pressure that you don't feel a need to do anything 4 years ago 196 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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You fell, chipped one of your teeth, and two years later, it's dead. Would you rather... Get a root canal or Get the tooth extracted then get a fake tooth 4 years ago 181 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Owe favors or Owe money 4 years ago 218 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Be in a clothing advertisement or Be in a food advertisement 4 years ago 200 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Always have someone who will listen to you or Always have someone to listen to 4 years ago 197 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather do poorly on an exam because... You didn't study or You made careless mistakes 4 years ago 233 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... always say the first thing which comes to your mind or have to thorougly think about the consequences of EVERY word you speak or write 4 years ago 178 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Not receive a formal education or Be taught mostly lies 4 years ago 183 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Can a mistake ever be intentional? Yes or No 4 years ago 213 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Go to a bookstore or Have an e-book shopping party 4 years ago 218 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Go to a wedding or Throw flower petals into the air at home 4 years ago 210 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Go to a beach or Take a bubble bath 4 years ago 234 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Visit an art museum or Google pictures of the artwork 4 years ago 204 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Watch an opera or Take a nap at home 4 years ago 220 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Have a glorious eye or Tell your name to the whole world 4 years ago 205 votes 48 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be born... Physically challenged or Mentally challenged 4 years ago 216 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Have a social life or Sleep in the time you would spend socializing 4 years ago 220 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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For a school project, would you rather... Spend 3 hours doing something which you know will get you an average grade or Spend 10 hours on something which will get you an A+ 4 years ago 239 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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If you and fifty of your peers were placed on an island for the rest of your lives with everything you need to survive, would you rather... Let everyone do their own thing or Try to form some sort of ordered community 4 years ago 229 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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If you were placed into the life of a random friend of yours with all of their knowledge, abilities, and memories, but not their experiences, do you think you would... Do a better job of living their life than they do or Do a worse job of living their life 4 years ago 183 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch a large awards show (like the Oscars) because of... The awards or The entertainment 4 years ago 141 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Have the same first and last initial as your favorite celebrity or Have the same middle name as your favorite celebrity 4 years ago 251 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Have homework which is frustratingly difficult but allows to you learn or Have homework which is easy but tedious 4 years ago 201 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Be put down by others or Put yourself down 4 years ago 183 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have... Your roof collapse or The floor which your bedroom is on (in your home) magically flood with two feet of water 4 years ago 241 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to... Sleep whenever and however you wish or Eat whenever and whatever you wish 4 years ago 237 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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A person in front of you is dying, and you're all alone. Luckily, you might be able to help the person! Would you rather... Try to help the person yourself - there's a 50% chance you'll succeed and save him/her. or Run to get help - there's a 50% chance that the help will arrive in time to save the person's life (If the person is helped in time, he/she will survive.) 4 years ago 219 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Go where you're not supposed to go or Say what you shouldn't say 4 years ago 174 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be... The only person representing your country at the Olympics or One of 300 Olympians representing your country 4 years ago 145 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Speak into people's dreams or Have a personality brighter than all of the Northern Lights 5 years ago 164 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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(THE DARK HORSE VIDEO WAS POSTED!) Would you rather... Rule the jungle or Be an Egyptian pharaoh 5 years ago 208 votes 39 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Chase pigeons or Feed ducks 5 years ago 176 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather win... One gold medal or Two silver medals 5 years ago 236 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Radiate joy or Be very trustworthy 5 years ago 154 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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You want something, but you'd have to wait for a very long time to get it. Would you rather... Wait or Find something else 5 years ago 165 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Have an ethical job which pays $150,000 per year or Become "best friends" with a person of your choice (you won't benefit financially) 5 years ago 150 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Do you think being flawless is a flaw? Yes or No 5 years ago 198 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather meet... Cleopatra or Katy Patra (Please click on the link in the author's comment!) 5 years ago 141 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather decorate your walls with... Butterflies or Smiley faces 5 years ago 178 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Not be bothered by annoying little things or Be more observant of beautiful little things 5 years ago 182 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Be a princess and wear a sparkley tiara or Be Otakumon's favorite ribbon-in-hair-wearing anime girl 5 years ago 127 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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If you were told that you'll never be very good at what you currently think you love to do, would you rather... Continue doing it or Stop (and find a new hobby) 5 years ago 182 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Show or Tell 5 years ago 173 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Some organization recommends you put down one of your eight giraffes. Would you rather... Kill the giraffe and feed it to the lions or Keep the giraffe (because you're not pure evil.) 5 years ago 190 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Feel like a winner but be treated like a loser or Feel like a loser but be treated like a winner 5 years ago 174 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Rid the world of the idea of zombies or Not 5 years ago 187 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have to take... A supposedly easy test which you can't prepare for and know nothing about or A difficult test which you can prepare for 5 years ago 190 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... See a random person finally be happy or See someone you dislike finally fail 5 years ago 198 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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You have the opportunity to rename a common color. Would you rather... Rename it or Not 5 years ago 188 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Lose your fake ID or Lose the motel key 5 years ago 164 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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You have a group of good friends. Would you rather... Stay with them forever or Leave them and try to meet new people 5 years ago 214 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be... The first to bloom or The last to wilt 5 years ago 193 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Dig a big hole in the ground, make a blanket out of grass, and sleep in the hole or Weave 20 pounds of grass into your hair, lock yourself in a tower, and let your hair hang out of the window 5 years ago 132 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Cut off one of your fingers and microwave it for a minute or Microwave a digital watch for a minute 5 years ago 6,940 votes 110 comments 0 likes
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Katy Perry Songs Tournament - Round 2! Would you rather listen to... Firework - Teenage Dream or Waking Up in Vegas- One of the Boys 5 years ago 132 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Katy Perry Songs Tournament - Round 2! Would you rather listen to... California Gurls - Teenage Dream or Hot 'n Cold - One of the Boys 5 years ago 135 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Katy Perry Songs Tournament - Round 2! Would you rather listen to... I Kissed a Girl - One of the Boys or Roar - Prism 5 years ago 177 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Katy Perry Songs Tournament - Round 2! Would you rather listen to... The One That Got Away - Teenage Dream or Dark Horse - Prism 5 years ago 121 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Katy Perry Songs Tournament - Round 2! Would you rather listen to... Not Like the Movies - Teenage Dream or Legendary Lovers - Prism 5 years ago 86 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Katy Perry Songs Tournament - Round 2! Would you rather listen to... Peacock - Teenage Dream or Dressin' Up - Teenage Dream: The Complete Confection 5 years ago 99 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Katy Perry Songs Tournament - Round 2! Would you rather listen to... Pearl - Teenage Dream or This Moment - Prism 5 years ago 88 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Katy Perry Songs Tournament - Round 2! Would you rather listen to... Who You Love -John Mayer's Paradise Valley or Birthday - Prism 5 years ago 85 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather your life be like a... Slightly wavy line or A loopy line 5 years ago 183 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Be an old, hairy groundhog and control the seasons or Be a clueless naked baby with wings and control the love of one person in the world 5 years ago 171 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Have only one facial expression or Wear only one color 5 years ago 173 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Is being weird an overall good thing? Yes or No 5 years ago 183 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Drastically change your physical appearance every year or Drastically change your personality every five years 5 years ago 167 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Travel all around the world and have lots of dangerous adventures or Simply read about that journey 5 years ago 172 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be... Under appreciated or Overestimated 5 years ago 198 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Receive recognition for someone else's work or Receive only half of the credit for your work (Someone else who didn't contribute will receive as much credit as you.) 5 years ago 132 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Be covered in music notes or Cast a spell 5 years ago 161 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Will you be watching the 2014 Grammy Awards? Yes or Nope 5 years ago 193 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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One person theorizes the existence of a substance, and five years later another person proves the substance's existence (going off of the work of the first). Only one can be rewarded for their work. Should it be... The person who theorized the existence or The person who proved the existence 5 years ago 163 votes 13 comments 1 like
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Do you think generalizing people into groups such as "White", "Asian", and "Hispanic" is more... Useful or Harmful 5 years ago 191 votes 21 comments 1 like
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You can ask anyone a question, and you will get a truthful answer. Would you rather ask something... Regarding them or Regarding you 5 years ago 173 votes 11 comments 1 like
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Would you rather eat... Food from a bush/shrub or Food from a tree 5 years ago 354 votes 10 comments 1 like
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The lover of a semi-barbaric princess stands in front of two doors. The princess's lover must open one of the doors, and only the princess knows what lies behind each door. Behind one door is a beautiful woman well fit for the lover; if the princess's lover chooses this door he will immediately be married to the girl behind it, and the princess will have to live the rest of her life knowing that her lover is with another woman. Behind the other door is a tiger ready to kill the man; the princess will see him die. He looks to the princess to tell him which door to open. She raises her right hand, and her lover opens the door on the right. Was the Lady or the Tiger behind the door on the right? The Lady or The Tiger 5 years ago 338 votes 26 comments 1 like
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Would you rather... Make a poster or Write a paper 5 years ago 188 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you find perfection to be boring? Yes or No 5 years ago 197 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather read... Fiction or Nonfiction 5 years ago 186 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you think your first name or your last name is more unique? First name or Last name 5 years ago 173 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Have a holiday named after you or Have a certain year in the past or in the future be dedicated to you 5 years ago 137 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which is a stronger emotion? Love or Jealousy 5 years ago 191 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Do you like arguments? Yes or No 5 years ago 183 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather not be able to... Do what you need to do or Do what want to do 5 years ago 173 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Be disliked for who you are or Be hated for what you do 5 years ago 165 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Make up your own language which will be very popular or Not 5 years ago 228 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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You're turned into what you once hated. Would you rather... Do things to make others hate you less or Do things to make you even more hated (It doesn't affect you.) 5 years ago 159 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be... A numerical digit or A letter in the English alphabet 5 years ago 176 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Mimismurf has posted the following comments:

Maria Maria... coincidentally, that's also my name :) 2 years ago +1
Well then. 3 years ago  
BOINGO 3 years ago  
Haha, I wouldn't eat them anyway! 3 years ago +6
Oh my gosh, it's Katy... 3 years ago +2
Like a Smurf?! 3 years ago  
I have no idea. 3 years ago  
KATY PERRY! Haha, I'm not serious, but I love her, so I had to put her down. 3 years ago +2
Madonna's year there were more than five! 4 years ago  
Wait, noooo! I don't want to fight them! We love each other! 4 years ago +1
Hahaha, they don't! 4 years ago  
I just tried B, and it it basically just repeats everything I say! 4 years ago +2
Hahaha, I'm so amazed that you made that connection! I think she just has a weird thing with Cheetos! 4 years ago +1
NOW I'M FLOATING LIKE A BUTTERFLY. STINGING LIKE A BEE, I EARNED MY STRIPES. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATHERYN! 4 years ago  
I don't know. It's kind of stupid that anyone can walk into school with a gun. People should make sure that no students bring guns to school; this would be expensive, but a human life is priceless. 4 years ago  
I am! I didn't say that I never comment! 4 years ago  
I go on about five times a day, but I hardly ever question or comment anymore. 4 years ago +1
I've never been payed to do chores. 4 years ago  
It might improve my Spanish! 4 years ago  
8.76 4 years ago  
kpkpkpkpkpkpkpkpkpkpkp... I'm not sexually attracted to her, or whatever, but I really love her. It's like a family member you've never met, yet you stalk them 24/7...Huh? 4 years ago  
I can personally tell you that I do not have any mental disabilities. Please do not just toss that word around so lightly. I'm really sorry if I've ever hurt you in any way to make you dislike me! 4 years ago +6
Thanks! 4 years ago  
Aww, thank you! 4 years ago  
It's a picture of Katy, not me! 4 years ago  
Wait, why am I one of your least favorites?! I barely go on the site anymore...how could you know me enough to claim that you dislike me?! 4 years ago +5
Would they appreciate anything that way? 4 years ago  
I kinda like her. 4 years ago  
I wouldn't do nothing, though; I would start screaming for help. (I probably wouldn't be able to help directly.) 4 years ago  
Why were you blocked? 4 years ago +1
Why do you say that? 4 years ago  
Great question. I would just recommend putting the quote the the author's comment. 4 years ago  
A soccer ball or a soccer ball? 4 years ago +1
It's not a genetic clone if it's the opposite gender, though! 4 years ago +1
Because it was one of the main reasons the war started. 4 years ago  
The supernatural is beyond the scope of science. 4 years ago +2
I'm not really sure how much males care about the size of their penis, but I'm anyone in their right mind would be willing to sacrifice one inch to live an amazing life. 4 years ago  
This question has been asked before. Not really, but yeah. This question has been asked before. 4 years ago +2
Welcome back, shy! 4 years ago  
This was a series more than once, I believe. 4 years ago  
My father doesn't have a brother, and I am female. 4 years ago +5
Murder. 4 years ago +1
Why? No one in their right mind would let a human die of a disease that can be easily cured with proper care - care that is absolutely available in our country. 4 years ago  
I don't think it's that bad if you can be treated properly. 4 years ago  
I'm taking it starting...tomorrow! 4 years ago  
Anything but A... 4 years ago +6
I think Katy Perry is beautiful, but I am not sexually attracted towards her. 4 years ago +1
I have never had soda, and I rarely eat candy. 4 years ago  
I love this question!!! 4 years ago +2
I usually just scroll right past questions like these, but I feel like I need to tell you that as "annoying" as those other questions might be, this one is even more pointless. I'm sorry if that comes across as rude; that was certainly not my intention. 4 years ago +1
I feel like that should make sense, yet I can't understand it! 4 years ago  
That's not a very honest answer. 4 years ago  
Okay. 4 years ago  
There are other, more natural ways to obtain protein. 4 years ago  
Getting the views of even the people who publicly dislike the video adds to the video's popularity. The two VEVO videos that have gotten the most views in 24 hours also happen to have an extremely high dislike rating, and the release of those videos made an enormous impact on the songs' charting. 4 years ago  
What's your favorite Katy Perry song? 4 years ago  
What's your favorite Katy Perry song? 4 years ago  
What's your favorite Katy Perry song? 4 years ago  
What's your favorite Katy Perry song? 4 years ago  
What's your favorite Katy Perry song? 4 years ago  
I think not... 4 years ago  
Thanks. Hahaha, I still won't leave. Have a Smurfy day, too! 4 years ago  
Why can't I leave this site? I promised myself a while back that if something wasn't making me happy and it wouldn't make me happy in the future, I wouldn't do it. I would stop. I experience little joy on this site nowadays - nothing interesting happens, most questions are repetitive and require minimal thought, and I don't post much, yet I come back here day after day, wasting hours upon hours of my time which would otherwise be wasted elsewhere. I think I stay here because it is a community we're all part of, and I've built some sort of an image for myself. Whenever there's a Katy Perry question, I always see a comment about me; thAt makes me smile. I think there's more, but I should sleep. What do you think? 4 years ago  
Thank you. 4 years ago +1
DAMMIT, VEGETARIANS. IF YOU CHOOSE TO BE A VEGETARIAN DON'T EAT FAKE CHICKEN OR WHATEVER BECAUSE THAT'S JUST FREAKING RIDICULOUS. If you like meat, eat it. If you morally don't want to have it, don't have the fake stuff either because that's stupid. I don't like it when vegetarians conplain about how much they miss being able to eat bacon and get the fake stuff. You can still eat your fatty food; no one is going to stop you. You made a choice when becoming a vegetarian, so stick with it; don't try to find a way around it because if you need to eat fake meet, you're obviously not thrilled about the idea of not eating meat and are denying yourself of happiness. ~ Sorry, this doesn't have much to do with the question, but I have wanted to say that. Please don't criticize it. By the way, I myself am a vegetarian. I personally think the idea of eating animals is repulsive and I really could not bring myself to eat meat of any kind, whether it be real or fake. That said, I don't really care about what you eat. (As long as it's not pizza! ;) ) 4 years ago +9
Also, ***Tardigrade. 4 years ago  
They are incredible! I once looked at a pair...um, mating under a microscope! So cool! 4 years ago  
There's a highway on the way to my school. 4 years ago  
I think that it was really mean of Napoleon to get the dogs to attack. Ha, yes, THAT is what was so mean about him! But really, I'm terrified of dogs. 4 years ago +1
Last night...as usual, I was sad about Katy Perry. She still makes me extremely happy though. 4 years ago  
Sadly, my answer for both would be "go on my phone." (Excluding opening your eyes, or breathing, or whatever else everyone does.) 4 years ago  
I'm sorry for your loss... 4 years ago +3
Maybe I find being rich an attractive quality...Who knows? 4 years ago  
Give them to the starving people? Haha, I don't like Snickers! 4 years ago +1
Just skip the question if you don't feel like voting on it. A neither button defeats the purpose of the site. 4 years ago +6
Thanks to the challenge, they've raised about $100 million dollars in under a month! That's insane!!! 4 years ago +2
Fun fact: Katy dropped out of high school her freshman year. She's not one of the world's rishest, but she is pretty darn successful. (Please don't take this as an opportunity to call her stupid or whatever.) 4 years ago  
Why would you be upset? 4 years ago +2
MA has really good schools. 4 years ago  
KATY PERRY 4 years ago +1
Did you delete them? 4 years ago  
I would find it online without even searching! 4 years ago  
Lots of people have pets...B is still sad, though. 4 years ago  
Haha, mimismurf wouldn't because there's no way her parents would get her the magazine, so she would be sad. 4 years ago  
Aluminum is used in the US. 4 years ago +3
Oh, hahaha. Sorry, didnt know I was logged out! Still think she's beautiful. 4 years ago +1
Both options are the same, correct? I'm not going crazy? 4 years ago  
I doubt they're actually that crazy; it's just an act. 4 years ago  
If anything, those are not her eyes. 4 years ago +7
Otherwise I would hardly ever eat... 4 years ago  
It means you're a silly potato. 4 years ago +10
I start on the second, too! 4 years ago  
Zero slices! 4 years ago  
She makes thousands of people smile every single day. 4 years ago  
I like hearing Katy sing. 4 years ago  
Katyyyy Perryyy? She is rather influential, especially in this modern age, but I doubt most people see her that way. If she were to be included, my best guess is that she would be eliminated in the first round. 4 years ago +1
Correction for the author's comment: August 19 AD/CE 14. 4 years ago +3
Awesome. 4 years ago  
Raw potatoes are pretty good, just a tad too starchy. 4 years ago  
I don't eat tomatoes in any form. 4 years ago  
What classes do you take? 4 years ago  
Natural disasters are much more costly. 4 years ago  
How do you know? 4 years ago  
*pushes fries off table* Ketchup is yucky! 4 years ago  
Linkkkkkk? (Glad you're back!) 4 years ago  
Welcome to rrrather.com! 4 years ago  
There is a cure, it's just not something they can afford in Africa. 4 years ago  
I know Frozen is a big thing now, and all that, but Frosty is classic! 4 years ago  
I probably could, but I've never took interest in even finding out what it is. 4 years ago  
Not necessarily at birth. 4 years ago  
Happiness is #1. The thing is, wealth and financial security can really help make you happy. 4 years ago +2
It's not the people's fault the children misbehave. Perhaps they could not take them resturaunts... 4 years ago  
How does the environment suffer from genetically modified foods? 4 years ago +2
With B, would the land/states as they were then be taken back or as they are now? Today, some of the states' territory extends past the Proclamation Line of 1763. 4 years ago  
If you don't like a question, SKIP IT. Don't whine or be mean about it, please. 4 years ago +5
Who said you weren't nice? 4 years ago  
An electronic device is "a device that accomplishes its purpose electronically." "Electronically" means "of or pertaining to electronics or to devices, circuits, or systems developed through electronics." I understand your comment, but I don't think the human brain pertains to an "electronic" or electronic device. 4 years ago  
That's not a particularly nice thing to say. 4 years ago  
How did you discover my secret?! 4 years ago  
There's about a 67% chance I'd die in A! I don't want to risk that, especially since I don't even know what I want. 4 years ago  
I don't believe my brain is an "electronic!" 4 years ago +1
More practical, I suppose. I never wear either. 4 years ago +1
In images? Sign language, possibly? They might also visualize written words. 4 years ago  
Katy Perry! 4 years ago +1
I'm an immigrant, too. 4 years ago  
B would hardly benefit anyone. 4 years ago +2
Please don't use that word like that. It's extremely inappropriate. 4 years ago  
Who is she? 4 years ago  
Wahhhh... I clicked on this thinking it would be no! I wouldn't have voted otherwise! 4 years ago +1
An ARCTIC desert! Hahaha, just kidding...I feel like it would even help me keep my body heat which be less than the desert temperature. 4 years ago  
:( I'm so sorry. 4 years ago +1
Will you be the one to tell him? 4 years ago  
Haha, in that photo, yes. Some parody? 4 years ago  
Stalking Katy Perry. I'm incredible. 4 years ago  
Annoying. 4 years ago  
Is it just me, or does option A not make any sense? 4 years ago +3
I never pronounce the t for some reason! 4 years ago +1
It won't; alex just accepted it. 4 years ago +4
I've always wanted to be more bold, and acne leaves terrible scars. It's a shame I can't wear wigs, though. The always make me feel more bold. 4 years ago +4
Do I need the other hair? 4 years ago +1
I don't believe it's possible to have sex with 76 million people! 4 years ago +1
I collect key chains without owning any keys. I have almost one hundred, and I remember how I got every single one. 4 years ago  
Thank you. 4 years ago  
I'M FROM MASSACHUSETTS! (That's all...) 4 years ago  
I also don't answer when I know absolutely nothing about either option; I scroll right past about half of the newest questions. 4 years ago +1
What have the CHILDREN done? They probably know nothing about religion, yet they are being treated so inhumanly. I honestly couldn't believe those photos were real. (I have no doubt they are, thoough.) What is wrong with these creatures, who in my opinion don't deserve to be called human? 4 years ago +1
Why do you say that, dear guest from Wisconsin? 4 years ago +2
Katy Perry will never annoy me! 4 years ago  
Ha. Also, this is the eighth question still on this site comparing the two. (Katy has won every single time!) 4 years ago +5
I don't know if there's a cure, but they can afford more advanced treatment to stay alive longer. Hasn't some famous guy (basketball player?) been living with AIDS for a REALLY long time? Pretty sure his treatment costs around half a million dollers per year. Never mind. He's been HIV positive for over twenty years, and the drugs keep it from progressing to AIDS. 4 years ago +2
Considering this question was made for me...(Thank you!) 4 years ago +1
My dream spouse will get us my dream house. 4 years ago +5
I like Katy Perry questions. Maybe you do, too. I've got a list of over 160 Katy Perry questions. Maybe you'd like to check it out. Maybe not. Have a good day. 4 years ago  
But can the drug itself do that? 4 years ago  
Can it jump rope it heels? 4 years ago  
Stubborn, stubborn, stubborn. I don't believe in the prediction stuff at all, though. 4 years ago  
Aww, I'm so happy for you! 4 years ago  
Happy belated birthday! Also, I did add this to my Birthday Questions list. 4 years ago +1
Can LSD sing? 4 years ago  
You're back! How was your vacation? 4 years ago  
She makes thousands of people happy every single day. 4 years ago  
The woman can sing. 4 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTL_gN2tDb0 4 years ago  
What's bad about her? 4 years ago  
Hahaha, I love this comment! 4 years ago +2
Hahaha, that's why I nominated Katy! She would probably be the only one I have heard of. 4 years ago  
Thanks! 4 years ago  
Where are these things popular? 4 years ago +2
Katy Perry. 4 years ago  
I've had my goodbye question planned for over a year...still haven't gotten around to asking it. 4 years ago +1
I do agree that it would be interesting. 4 years ago  
Not all girls love princessess, but the demographics of the car movies are still young boys. 4 years ago  
Stereootypically, boys aren't into love stories and such, meaning that the target audience is probably female. I don't know any little girls who would be willing to dress up as Kristoff (even though he's not a prince) or Hans (even though he's EVIL), but I know a whole lot of little girls who want to be Elsa for Halloween (like, all of the girls in my sister's class, and they're FOUR!). A plus-sized princess would still be a princess, and I don't think young kids would be so discriminatory. Maybe they should have a lesbian princess! 4 years ago  
For example, the thing that could make me happy forever might be knowing that Katy will never cry again. 4 years ago  
I suppose others' happiness counts, but I don't think your own happiness should count. 4 years ago  
That wasn't really the point of this question, but okay. 4 years ago  
But it's "The First State!" 4 years ago  
Fifty. 4 years ago +2
She's not fat... 4 years ago  
Yes, I am a female. I just really like her. A lot. 4 years ago  
It's no illusion! My profile picture has almost always been of Katy Perry. 4 years ago  
It's Katy. It's always Katy. 4 years ago  
When did we all see a picture of mimismurf? 4 years ago  
She be real good. 4 years ago +2
No one. 4 years ago  
Haha, it's so weird to see organize spelled differently! 4 years ago  
Perfect. 4 years ago +1
I am terrified of dogs. My fear of snakes isn't much better, but I really don't like being near dogs. 4 years ago  
I've never even really wanted to fly. I just want to be happy. 4 years ago +4
One the percentage bar, the blue corresponds to Blue and the green corresponds to Green! Awesome. 4 years ago +2
I have no idea. I've never used a toaster. 4 years ago +2
It's perfect. 4 years ago  
Nope. I'm rather pale, in fact. 4 years ago  
http://cdn.idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/31/katy-perry-rolling-stone-1.jpg There's the full picture. She's pretty. :) (Was thinking of commenting on my own appearance, but I decided against it. Too much negativity in the world as it is!) 4 years ago  
Wahhhhhhhhhhh. 4 years ago  
Both are illegal, correct? 4 years ago  
I believe that's always the case with banned or closed accounts. 4 years ago +1
Which is less dangerous? 4 years ago +1
My point was that I don't think pregnancy and child birth are all that pleasant, especially if you're carrying the child of a rapist. Gosh, being pregnant must be a pain. You get sick, it hurts, it's uncomfortable, you gain weight, you have to watch what you eat, etc. 4 years ago  
In order for a quadrilateral to be identified as a rectangle, it has to either have four right angles or be a parallelogram with congruent adjacent angles, one right angles (which means that it actually has four right angles), or congruent diagonals. A square is just a special rectangle. A rectangle is a square if it is also a rhombus. 4 years ago  
Maybe, maybe not. What if it doesn't work? 4 years ago  
What if the woman doesn't want to be pregnant with the baby of the man who molested her? 4 years ago +1
I reported a lot of that user's comments. 4 years ago +4
I got brilliant the second time I tried; the first time I lost before the first stage was over BECAUSE A SQUARE IS A RECTANGLE. Gosh, that drove me crazy, and they kept on repeating that question! 4 years ago +1
Yeah... 4 years ago  
Look at this: http://mtv.mtvnimages.com/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:public.articles.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/katy-perry-this-is-how-we-do-9.gif The dancer in the orange on the far right is doing the wrong thing with her knees! Gosh, that's annoying!!! 4 years ago  
POSSIBLY kill Osama Bin Laden. Certainly kill hundreds of innocent people. 4 years ago  
I scroll right past it. 4 years ago  
That cat has pretty eyes. I don't know the answer to the question, though. 4 years ago +3
Total lack of brain development? 4 years ago  
Why would he be banned? 4 years ago +5
The only difference is in the name, correct? Unless they also have different grades. Junior High=7 & 8, Middle School=6-8 4 years ago  
Embryos are not humans. They lack fundamental qualities that identify humans, such as the ability to love and the abililty to hope. 4 years ago  
Ha, thank you. 4 years ago  
If you don't want to get an abortion, don't; I think everyone should get to choose for themselves. 4 years ago +1
I'm Selfish Smurf. 4 years ago  
Heh, gender difference... 4 years ago +1
Aww, don't say that! You know there's no way I could not vote for Katy! 4 years ago  
It's no big deal. 4 years ago  
I agree! 4 years ago +1
This is how she do... http://smarturl.it/vidTIHWD 4 years ago  
I've never heard anything of Led Zeppelin's. 4 years ago  
WAHHHHHHHH IT'S PERFECTTTTTT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RMQksXpQSk&list=UU-8Q-hLdECwQmaWNwXitYDw Also, I got the 131st like, which is pretty darn impressive considering that this is Katy were talking about... 4 years ago  
She's more relevant nowadays. 4 years ago +1
Yay! Happy birthday! 4 years ago  
The US wants to get involved in every single conflict. 4 years ago +6
I'm freaking annoying. 4 years ago  
Haha, I would be way too lazy to take the time to travel to Mars! 4 years ago +1
There's no point in getting annoyed by them if I'm not going to do anything to change it! 4 years ago +1
It wasn't a full trailer, though, right? 4 years ago +1
One of the only things I would say I've really been taught is math. I didn't learn anything at my regular school, though (I've been taking additional classes for six years), but it was still at a school! However, it was my parents who decided to sign me up for more math. I don't know...I rarely learn anything at my everyday school, and if I do, it's something from a textbook. 4 years ago  
Don't bother looking it up on YouTube. Most of the videos are created by self-obsessed, annoying teenage girls. Or do. I've watched just about all of them. 4 years ago  
From where did you move? Russia? 4 years ago  
Haha, I totally would, but I'm going to be a freshman myself! Good luck! I, on the other hand, am extremely worried about interacting with older kids because I'm taking a few classes that are meant for higher grades. Are people mean to the freshmen in their classes? 4 years ago  
Happy birthday!!! I hope you have a Smurftastic year! 4 years ago +2
I wouldn't want either, but I guess A would have less of an impact. I can change it to "Sonday," pronounced the same way... 4 years ago  
A Smurf nut :o 4 years ago  
Pop: Katy P. (Omg, twinsies!!!) Christian Music: Katheryn Hudson (First album...Katy Hudson, released in 2001. My favorite song is Growing Pains.) That's about all The genres I listen to. actually, I don't listen to Christian music. Oh, 1D for the boy band. Sure, there's all the "alternative" musix that gets played on the radio, but in the end they count it as pop and give Lorde the Grammy. 4 years ago  
Happy. 4 years ago +6
I was feeling like that last night, except it was hot. (It was freezing when I woke up this moring...typical. I might have had a chance to felt lonely, but I had to get up early.) Anyway, I just grabbed my plush Smurfette from the floor (that's where she usually sleeps. She has a pillow, though, so I imagine that it's not that bad), and I slept with my body curled around her head. She has a big head. 4 years ago +2
Do we have seeds? 4 years ago  
I wish you the best of luck! 4 years ago  
Good question! 4 years ago +1
Don't argue with Meggy Smurf! 4 years ago +1
Have you applied anywhere yet? 4 years ago  
I feel like the Honest Trailers aren't amsusing unless you've seen the movie, and I've seen VERY few popular movies. 4 years ago  
Get well soon! 4 years ago  
I could live in Amity and frolic all day long. 4 years ago +1
If you are twelve or thirteen years old, it sure does matter! Imagine you somehow get pregnant and don't want to have an abortion. Then you sue the guy for statutory rape because you're freaking pregnant. Your whole relationahip ends in a terrible way, and you're left with a a baby. I'm not saying that you have to have sex with the guy, but I obviously can't stop you, so if you do, please use protection. 4 years ago  
If the leader is elected, it would still be some sort of a democracy, however there wouldn't be a point in having one person make all your decisions if there are so few people. If that leader made one mistake, he/she would probably be dead by morning, then everyone would want to be leader, and it would all get too messy. 4 years ago +2
The last time I went was almost three years ago, I believe. I once had a birthday party at a bowling alley. My hair was especially frizztastic that day. 4 years ago  
A would be terrible for me! (Not because I need to talk to my friends, but because I love participating!) 4 years ago  
I would donate most of that money. 4 years ago  
I dunno, I'll buy myself a shirt? 4 years ago  
I wouldn't want to hurt an innocent creature that has done nothing to me! 4 years ago +1
You get a whole lot of financial benefits when you're married, and if I plan on spending the rest of my life with someone, we might as well make it official. 4 years ago +10
His eyebrows are levitating. 4 years ago +4
I would expect expect those things from myself, regardless if I have a partner or not. 4 years ago +5
No, not really. 4 years ago  
Haha, that's awesome. 4 years ago +1
OH MY GOSH, THAT'S AMAZING!!! I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU!!! (Haha, that was weird. My apologies.) 4 years ago  
Sharing time! I heard about this, and I kind of freaked out: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Radishes For those of you who don't know, I love radishes. I used to type about them a lot. 4 years ago  
Her smile is almost as international as Mia Moretti's. 4 years ago +1
Really? (Also, two words.) 4 years ago  
If it's really bad, I guess I could chop all my hair out, but I wouldn't particularly enjoy extracting my teeth... 4 years ago  
*Green hair :) 4 years ago +1
Well, I am a heterosexual female. 4 years ago +3
The Prismatic World Tour! 4 years ago  
Don't you dare! 4 years ago  
WHY...NOT...BOTH??? (I...KNOW...IT'S...RRRATHER...BUT...I...WAS...JUST...WONDERING...) 4 years ago +2
We need sunlight to survive! 4 years ago +3
Hahaha, I love this comment! 4 years ago +1
But are men superior to women? 4 years ago +1
Oh, great. 93%. I have a butterfly shirt on, for goodness' sake! Look me in the eye and tell my I'm a psychopath, Inkblob! 4 years ago +2
Haha, I knew who sung the songs before I actually heard them. (I saw John Legend's performance at the Grammys {I didn't really listen to his song, though}, and I'm not quite sure about Stay with Me.) 4 years ago  
I took the R-Drive personality test, too. Narcissism: 66% Unconventionality 66% Empiricism 77% Vitality 77% Othercentricism 77% Independence 72% Integrity 77% Intellect 83% Stoicism 11% Orderliness 94% Dynamism 56% Activity 50% Romanticism 44% Hedonism 22%. That's a lot more accurate than the Inkblot test. Maybe I'll retake that one. 4 years ago  
Because man is not superior to woman. 4 years ago +9
73% I would not be able to stress enough how much I COMPLETELY DISAGREE with what they told me about myself. It's not my fault if their images don't look to as what they say they are. (I used the other box every time. YOU CAN'T CONFORM MY THINKING, INKBLOT!) http://i.imgur.com/KvgPmvo.png 4 years ago  
Mimi Smurf. 4 years ago  
Have you tried the image search on Google to see if it comes up with anything similar? 4 years ago +1
Don't have to interact with people. 4 years ago  
Both would be sad, though... How am I supposed to live without the taste of radishes and potatoes?! 4 years ago  
I can never stab things well enough with plastic utensils... 4 years ago +4
According to Wikipedia, marital arts is a euphemism for sexual techniques. I think I'll pass, thank you very much. 4 years ago  
OH MY GOSH, IT'S NARRATOR SMURF! 4 years ago +1
Nope. First of all, I don't hate people... And second, the reason why I don't vote isn't that I dislike the question or the user who asked it; I just don't think it's fair to vote on questions I know very little about. :) 4 years ago  
Not everyone, but some people will. 4 years ago  
I don't vote on your questions. It's nothing personal; I just don't know anything about either option, so I skip them. For all I know, your questions could be the best on rrrather. Also, it's "they're," not "there" 4 years ago +1
That's basically how it's been lately. I don't mind! 4 years ago  
I think it's worse becuase it could have been prevented if the people had just stopped with the fighting that's obviously not doing any good. 4 years ago +1
Movies (’cause I don't watch 'em), songs ('cause I don't listen to the type of music commonly in them... I listen to generic pop music, and you can say it's terrible and whatnot, but there's a reason why it's super popular), weapon-type questions (I'm relatively peaceful), actors ('cause I don't watch their movies), superheroes (there have been a lot of those lately, and I don't really know anything about them)...basically, long tournaments/series about characters, people, forms of entertainment, or random objects which all seem the same to me but they obviously exist in many different forms which I don't care to educate myself about. This is the first time I've ever said anything about my annoyance, though. I just pass them and continue with my day because I don't want people to feel bad about the questions they make because the questions obviously make them happy and mean something to them if they want to share them with the rest of rrrather. 4 years ago +2
Oh, you're simply hilarious. 4 years ago  
Are you okay? 4 years ago  
It is not. 4 years ago  
She's Smurfy. 4 years ago +1
B is more appropriate, but uncontrollably laughing is not uncommon for me. It's fun! 4 years ago +1
I really want to, although it would probably be rather unhealthy for me because I'm a really picky water and I would deprive myself of a lot of nutrients found in animal products. 4 years ago  
What is Darude - Sandstorm? I see it all over the comments of every video! 4 years ago  
Okay, let me rephrase that: I don't believe you should habe these two compete in round one, but you're obviously not going to change it, and I can't do anything about it, so I just wanted to voice my opinion. Isn't that what the Comment section is for? I'm really sorry if I upset you. 4 years ago  
In version 2.0, it says it's raised over $50,000. I found it through the Vlogbrothers (John and Hank Green), and I don't think they would recommend getting something fake to their huge following. 4 years ago  
You can't have these compete in round one! 4 years ago +1
More armed guards=more guns=greater chance of the weapons being misused? 4 years ago +7
I totally agree. 4 years ago +1
Haha, I totally lack athleticism. 4 years ago +1
It depends on the occasion, but I personally prefer it when females cover up a bit more. 4 years ago  
IT'S THE MICKY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE. 4 years ago +1
IT'S MAJESTIC http://www.lift-heavy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/potato_rainbow.png 4 years ago  
2cool4u http://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/potato_street-art_05-650x433.jpg 4 years ago  
Except it's not for no reason. Potatoes are the most amazing thing ever to exist. They can be mashed, cut, fried, curled, boiled, baked, waffled, hashed, diced, flattened, sliced, grilled, or made into the cutest little smiley face, AND THEY LOOK AWESOME IN A BIKINI (https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSTpGVS1kG9OvXwWOvddH7svwiKkmtRaG4lPEyTROTKSLFahDKgpWxDg); beat that, brick. 4 years ago +5
Amazon makes more money that way, I think. 4 years ago  
Hahaha, I need to share this with someone. I was on Kylie Jenner's Wikipedia page because that's just what I do, and what I saw under her occupation sent me into a laughing fit... Take a look! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kylie_Jenner :) 4 years ago +5
Haha, I love how the picture for hot tea is the same in all three. 4 years ago  
Yes, and I don't care about your thoughts on the topics; just because I'm afraid doesn't mean you should be, too. 4 years ago  
I can finally look like my family! (Also, I luv ya, Kentucky Smurfs! You're almost good enough to come for a visit in the Village.) 4 years ago +1
They showed pictures/videos of the bodies? 4 years ago  
There were 80 children on the flight... 4 years ago +2
Ukraine said that Russia did it. 4 years ago  
Does Jen make music? 4 years ago  
She's the best. 4 years ago  
No. I draw worse than the average kindergartener. 4 years ago  
Haha, it's okay. I spend all day inside learning stuff, which I like. 4 years ago  
Hahaha, I WISH! Unfortunately, I'm not really artistically talented. (Unlike you! You're amazing!) How's New York? 4 years ago  
Anything by Katy Perry that my husband approves of. 4 years ago  
Please don't tell me that's a thing... 4 years ago  
I've been learning it for the past three years, but I can't say I know it. 4 years ago +1
But everyone would remember what talented piano players are really like. 4 years ago  
However, she wished to be talented, not to be the best. 4 years ago +1
Haha, I would just hide! 4 years ago +2
Two or three. 4 years ago  
Um. well I think that whenever you open a new tab by clicking on the little thingy next to all the other tabs, they donate an incredibly small amount of money to some charity, but I guess it adds up. 4 years ago  
Hahaha, not at all. 4 years ago +2
I've created one tabber!!! http://i.imgur.com/D4FCtAH.png ...Now two! I'm so proud of myself! (And of my fellow Rather Smurfs who are making a difference, of course!) Dammit, I upgraded to version 2.0, and it says I've created zero tabbers now! Oh, well! 4 years ago +2
Haha, okay. Take your time! 4 years ago  
Pardon? 4 years ago +1
Good question! 4 years ago  
Haha, either option sends me into an endless cycle of truths and lies! 4 years ago +1
5'3" 4 years ago  
Never. 4 years ago  
A is much harder to achieve, and I don't want really long hair. 4 years ago  
That wasn't in the description when I voted! 4 years ago  
I don't necessarily have to do it, but it would be cool to be able to! 4 years ago  
Not recreational drugs, at least. 4 years ago  
Really? 4 years ago  
I am many things. 4 years ago +1
I don't really care about either. 4 years ago  
I have to save my own kind! 4 years ago +3
I wasn't planning on it. 4 years ago  
Why do you think he's trying to destroy America? 4 years ago +1
It feels more natural. 4 years ago  
I usually feel like a five year-old. Earlier today I was sitting on the kitchen floor, coloring with my crayons spread all around me; I really felt like I five year-old then! (It was for a writing class.) 4 years ago +1
omg were liek totes the most smartest 4 years ago +3
And even if the would have won with him, they certainly wouldn't have deserved it. It doesn't seem really fair for the team with one good player to beat the team with all almost-as-good players (If not better... I don't really know.) 4 years ago  
I like going to the dentist! 4 years ago +2
Fourth worst? 4 years ago  
No thank you. 4 years ago  
Oh no! That's terrible! 4 years ago +1
Author's comment. 4 years ago  
Haha, I want both - a strict dress code and strict rules in general! 4 years ago  
At least I haven't actually lied in the other one! 4 years ago  
Thank you. 4 years ago  
No. Please don't make such generalizations. 4 years ago  
Please don't say that. That's extremely rude and disrespectful. 4 years ago +1
Then that's too bad. Lucky for you, that's not what this question is asking! 4 years ago +1
This is the only movie I've seen out of the entire tournament. 4 years ago +4
Whichever would make more people happy! (I personally don't really care.) 4 years ago  
Doesn't that seem like a lot of work? Everyone would have to be up-to-date on everything, all of the time; how would they get anything else done? 4 years ago  
Oh, okay! There's a big difference! 4 years ago  
I don't mean to sound rude when I ask this, but how are you still alive? Maybe you're not supposed to die just yet? Please explain! 4 years ago  
Hahaha, I can't believe that you would actually type something like that. Good for you! 4 years ago  
You're beautiful! 4 years ago  
Why'd you take away the exclamation mark?! This should be a cheerful goodbye! 4 years ago  
What? 4 years ago +1
Byeeeeeee. 4 years ago  
Spring!!! 4 years ago  
Outback Steakhouse. 4 years ago  
Who said anything about soccer? 4 years ago  
Teehee. 4 years ago  
44,417. (It's mostly from votes on other questions.) 4 years ago  
A window. 4 years ago  
I have no idea what "subbed" means, but how could I not click on Smurfette?! 4 years ago +1
For what? 4 years ago  
What?! 4 years ago +1
Ours. 4 years ago  
Then blow some bubbles. 4 years ago  
Awesome. 4 years ago  
Yay!!!! Congratulations on a getting a question on the homepage!!! 4 years ago +57
That is in no way your fault. Please don't feel bad about it. 4 years ago +6
In Italian, yes, however, I do not speak Italian. 4 years ago  
That's true, and it would be absolutely horrible. I guess I wasn't really thinking when I typed out that comment; I feel like the reason why many people don't believe women can be good leaders is that they do lack some of those qualities, not so much as an effect of their hormones and such related stuff, as a result of the need for SOMEONE to be all moody in society. There's always going to be someone in the world who lets small grudges cloud their better judgement, and I think the reason why females are portrayed as having that quality is that there's no one else to act like that. So whether males or females rule the world, leaders will exhibit similar characteristics, as will those who are seen as incompetent, regardless of gender. 4 years ago  
Depending on what you define as a monster. 4 years ago +5
I'm rather afraid of horses. 4 years ago  
That's almost how it's always been, and the world hasn't been completely destroyed yet, so I'd rather not take a gamble. 4 years ago  
Dancing with the Stars. 4 years ago  
She seems like an amazing person. 4 years ago +2
Haha, A is a picture of Katy! 4 years ago +3
Hahahaha! Poor guy... 4 years ago  
I have two chipped teeth! They're fixed, but it still bothers me. 4 years ago  
I like celebrations! 4 years ago  
What's the median? I would imagine that there are just a lot of super overweight women bringing it up. 4 years ago  
Totes. 4 years ago  
He's Bulgarian! He's the best Bulgarian tennis player since...well, he's the best one ever because most Bulgarians aren't good at much (myself included). 4 years ago  
Haha, my legs are covered in bruises because I accidently slam into almost everything! 4 years ago  
Eating my favorite is about the entire experience, not just its flavor/taste. Being with someone I dislike would totally ruin it for me. 4 years ago +1
Totally worth it! 4 years ago  
A would be handy for the times when I can't understand my own thoughts! 4 years ago +1
Could you possible include the username of whoever suggested the useless power? 4 years ago  
No strap it. :o 4 years ago +3
A would be evil!!! 4 years ago  
...because it's Urban Dictionary. 4 years ago +2
I spend a lot more time sleeping than eating! 4 years ago  
THANK YOU! 4 years ago  
*your. Please do change it! 4 years ago +3
Yup! Thanks. 4 years ago  
Ha! I get caught up in big worldwide events way too easily. Before the World Cup I couldn't care less about soccer (actually, that's not true; I had an aversion to it, but that's not really important), and after all of this ends, I'll return to my apathy. 4 years ago +1
I'm just curious; how old are you? 4 years ago  
I have no idea. 4 years ago  
It seems really interesting! 4 years ago  
I'm trying! 4 years ago  
May I share the food or clothing? 4 years ago  
I am slowly revealing myself. Slowly. 4 years ago  
I would love having my Smurfs talk to me! 4 years ago  
You don't have to lie 24/7 to be considered a liar! 4 years ago +11
I know; that doesn't mean I can't be happy! 4 years ago +2
I did, too!!! 4 years ago +1
I thought you said $500! 4 years ago  
Yay!!! 4 years ago  
Someone out of the nine should be able to explain it to me! 4 years ago  
Haha, I picked for California Gurls... 4 years ago  
We can still be friends!!! 4 years ago  
Haha, I was one year old! 4 years ago  
I asked a user to please not do something because it slightly bothers me. She doesn't have to listen to me if that's what would make her happy. 4 years ago +1
It personally bothers me a little. I don't see any point in doing it. 4 years ago +1
Could You Please Not Type Like Everything Is a Title? 4 years ago +6
Pick up line time: Are you a potato? 'Cause I like you a tot! 4 years ago +5
5"3' or 5"4' 4 years ago  
I use more things which cannot be recycled (at least not in the paper/glass&plastic recycling). 4 years ago  
Smurf! 4 years ago +4
Eeeek! Happy 400th question! 4 years ago  
It's nice, but it's also dfferent from what I'm used to. One thing I noticed the last time I was there is that there are a lot of very rude people in Bulgaria; that's probably true in the US, too, but I don't see as much of it. I don't think they have a good government, and Bulgaria's economy sucks. On an unrelated note, my dad and I were driving (Well, he was driving, and I was just riding along.), and we saw some ladies standing along the side of the road. He said they were prostitutes; I was kind of shocked. (Pretty sure prostitution is illegal in Bulgaria, not that that would stop anyone.). There are a ton of small villages there. I feel like children there have a lot more freedom, meaning that they can go to a lot of places by themselves; where I live, we have to drive practically everywhere. I don't think I would move there. 4 years ago +2
It's the only type of game I ever would play. 4 years ago  
Haha, thanks. I used to go to Bulgaria every summer for like three months when I was younger. The last time I was there was over my April vacation. 4 years ago +5
Bun, sun, fun! 4 years ago +7
Oh my gosh, you're so right! 4 years ago +7
Run pun gun. 4 years ago +7
Liking comments gets to be too difficult as more people post. 4 years ago +10
I'm Bulgarian; that's basically it. 4 years ago  
What is lower than a lowercase letter? Well, whatever it is, you've officially been demoted to it. (henenas?) 4 years ago  
Wait, I know this isn't you! You have acne! 4 years ago +3
Let's have a party! (Please let it be a quiet party because I am not a "party person" in the least.) 4 years ago  
Is that you?!?!? (It can't be true!!!) 4 years ago +1
I was born on a Monday in May, too! 4 years ago  
Haha, I know! 4 years ago  
I'll answer for both. A: 3 or 23 (very nice numbers) B: June (My birthday is on May first, which I think is a lovely day.) 4 years ago  
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