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Joined on December 6th, 2012 (2,329 days ago)

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I'm a black man and I sell Propane and Propane Accessories.


Mrjacobovich has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Would you rather be Hot, famous, rich, and talented or An ugly, poor, talent-less loser 5 years ago 248 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be really Stupid or Dumb 5 years ago 207 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have This Mongoose or This Warthog (Minus The Machine Gun Turret) 5 years ago 189 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get some lovin' from This Mongoose or This Warthog 5 years ago 174 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather strangle This puppy or This Puppy 5 years ago 182 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get raped by This guy? or This guy? 5 years ago 161 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Homo-sapiens or Homosexuals 5 years ago 193 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Do you think the word "Racist" is way overused? Yes. or No. 5 years ago 251 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather win The Lottery ($400,000,000 final after taxes) or Win the U.S Presidential Election 5 years ago 275 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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What are the French better at? Running from war or Losing War 5 years ago 199 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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What are black people better at? Rapping or Raping 5 years ago 221 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Do you think it is unfair that Blacks, Asians, etc Can have a "Their race only" scholarship and Whites are the only race not allowed to have a "Their Race only" scholarship because it's "Racist"? Yes. It is very Unfair. or No. Whites shouldn't deserve to live. 5 years ago 223 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Booby or Boobys (Vote for us! Having a pair of us can get you a pair of those!) 5 years ago 223 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Iron Man (You get the Suit. You ARE NOT Tony Stark) or Spider-Man 5 years ago 368 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have hourly Vomit for the rest of your life or Diarrhea for the rest of your life 5 years ago 165 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Lose control of your anal Sphincters. or Only be able to be barefoot and always stepping on lego blocks. 5 years ago 196 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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I have two very naughty daughters. Should I Spank them and put them in timeout or "Correct" them. 5 years ago 231 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Who had it worse? The Black Slaves or The Native Americans 5 years ago 1,422 votes 133 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Rich and Famous like Famous Amos. or Nice and Hot like Candy Dots? 5 years ago 228 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather learn The Death Punch of Death or The Pelvic Thrust of Death 5 years ago 235 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Always get a girl pregnant / Get pregnant every time you have sex. (Abortion and Adoption are not options.) or Never have sex again. (You Can't Masturbate.) 5 years ago 248 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat a piece of Kit-Kat lasagna. or Eat a Double Fudge Brownie with Ice cream and Hot Fudge. 5 years ago 222 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat an Iced Honey Bun or Eat a Plain Honey Bun 5 years ago 252 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which classic sports car would you rather have? 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California or 1966 Lamborghini Miura 5 years ago 184 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather on your 10 Mile walk to work Get chased down by a door-to-door salesmen every day as he tries to sell you something you really don't need. or Get followed slowly every day by this douche bag in his Ferrari as he shouts at you telling you how much better he is then you. 5 years ago 199 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Are you free on Tuesday? Damn right I'm Free. This is America. or No. I live in some other crappy country that isn't America. 5 years ago 269 votes 102 comments 0 likes
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What would you do if you were kidnapped by terrorists and ordered to build a Jericho missile? Say, "F*** THAT!" and make IRON MAN! And become IRON MAN. You SHOOT the terrorists and they shoot you but Iron Man is made of IRON and he's INVINCIBLE. or Build it like a p***y. 5 years ago 208 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do you think Ferris Bueller needs to learn some F***in Boundaries? Yes! or No! 5 years ago 250 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Do you think gun control is necessary? Yes! Less Guns Available Means Less Guns in Criminals Hands. or No! Criminals still find a way to get them and that just leaves us unarmed. More Punching! And you know who prefers punching to guns? F***IN BATMAN! 5 years ago 245 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Swim from Key West To Cuba or Walk from Key West to Cuba stepping on exclusively the heads of live sharks. 6 years ago 221 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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As of Today, February 22,2013, Would you rather Roll back time 20 years. or Speed time up by 20 years. 6 years ago 657 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be hunted down by Liam Neeson's character from the movie "Taken" or Agent 47 from the Video Game Series "Hitman" 6 years ago 351 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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What came first The Chicken or Bionic Skull Crushers 6 years ago 253 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Coke or Coke 6 years ago 630 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Die after a wonderful life as a billionaire at age 90 due to natural cause, but be remembered as a scoundrel and fiend or Die after a terrible life at age 30 after being killed in war while preventing your country from a nuclear attack, but forever be remembered as a Hero. 6 years ago 419 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Every night go to sleep and wake up feeling well rested, but you can't remember a single detail about your dream. or Every night go to sleep and get to control every dream and remember every dream, but wake up feeling groggy and dazed. 6 years ago 393 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Pin A crime you did, with a 25 year prison sentence with no parole, on your little sibling or Take the blame for a crime, with a 15 year prison sentence and no parole, that your little sibling did. 6 years ago 1,678 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Battle an Expert Killer Whale or Battle a Megalodon that's half it's normal size. (On The Chart, The Red one is the Megalodon's normal size) 6 years ago 1,282 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Euthanize your Grandma. or Have sex with your dad once. 6 years ago 753 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go back in Time to Kill Hitler. or In 2025, Go back in time to tell your past self about a multi-million dollar company of that time so they (you) could make it. (Thus making you a Millionaire) 6 years ago 2,342 votes 27 comments 0 likes

Mrjacobovich has posted the following comments:

What's the difference? :D 5 years ago +1
Flo is SOOOO annoying 5 years ago +3
He stole my candy bar >:( 5 years ago +7
A.K.A the best damn actor ever 5 years ago +1
That's Christian Bale, you son of a b*tch. Haven't you ever even seen American Psycho? 5 years ago +3
I pronounce it lather ( l = r ) 5 years ago +3
It's sad that nowadays, climbing a tree is seen as abnormal and crazy as trying to run up a wall.... 5 years ago +6
In option A, I would freak the F*ck out. 5 years ago +3
Tommy Boy. Good movie 5 years ago  
The Nazis captured France, you dumbass :P 5 years ago +9
yes 5 years ago  
You get 8 uninterrupted sleeping hours. 5 years ago  
No you GET the suit :P 5 years ago  
It'll make more sense if you listen to this /watch?v=sbJkTYbqDuw On Youtube 5 years ago  
It's worth the read ;) 5 years ago  
I didn't say Tony Stark. I said Iron Man. Bad guys have used it before in the movies so yeah. Just the suit. 5 years ago  
Nothing. I was saying that she was judging his name because it is junkityjunkjunk. Yours is (uncap) SrButHurt 5 years ago +2
The exact Wikipedia topic reads, "At the anus, there are two sphincters which control the exit of feces from the body (see internal anal sphincter and external anal sphincter). The inner sphincter is involuntary and the outer is voluntary." 5 years ago  
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE ANY CLEARER. I DIDN'T SAY YOU GET A GIRL PREGNANT EVERYTIME YOU HAVE SEX UNLESS YOU GET A VASECTOMY. I DIDN'T SAY YOU GET A GIRL PREGNANT EVERYTIME YOU HAVE SEX UNLESS YOU CUM OUTSIDE. I SAID EVERY TIME. EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU HAVE SEX, THE WOMEN GETS PREGNANT. NO LOOPHOLE, NO TRICKITY TRICK. ALWAYS. PREGNANT. 5 years ago  
You do. 5 years ago  
By the way for any people that live under a rock and don't know what the Shining is, The "Correct" them thing means to kill them with an ax : | 5 years ago +5
You have a name like ChronicRose and the other person is SRBUTHURT :P 5 years ago +1
......F*ck you. 5 years ago  
by God 5 years ago  
I didn't say everytime you ejaculate inside, I said EVERY time you have sex, she gets pregnant. 5 years ago  
I'll be sure to post many more to come just to please you 5 years ago  
HAHAHAHA 5 years ago  
hahaha Darnel in option A 5 years ago  
lmao 5 years ago  
I don't care if he isn't my religion. If he fits what I believe should be done, then he has my vote. 5 years ago +1
I didn't vote for Obama, but I'd rather have a beer with him then McCain because I have always wanted to meet a president while he is in office. 5 years ago  
Obama f*ckin sucks. I would give him any day for Reagan 5 years ago +2
Forza kicks ass 5 years ago  
The Ravens (my Favorite Team) Won this year so by far I pick the Superbowl 5 years ago  
I really want that to happen. 5 years ago +3
My brother is 20 and in Marines boot camp at the moment 5 years ago +2
God, I hate this generation and I'm ashamed that I'm part of it. 5 years ago +1
Wikipedia, dumbass 5 years ago  
I highly recommend watching it. 5 years ago  
I'll let him enjoy his childhood. 5 years ago  
lol, thanks for pointing that out for me. I fixed it :) 5 years ago  
It's a movie starring Matthew Broderick. 5 years ago  
It's a comedy if that's what you were asking. 5 years ago  
What do you mean by that? 5 years ago  
I wasn't trying to start trouble. I just thought this would be a funny question :P 5 years ago +1
Watch it. Right. NOW. 5 years ago  
Bearded dragons kick ASS!! 5 years ago  
Spain was the first to lay claim in the US. In 1513, they had settlements in Florida, California, and New Mexico which would eventually be merged into the United States. It wasn't until 1606 that James I charted the Virginia Company in attempt to make settlement in the US. In 1614, the Dutch founded New Netherland in what would be present day New York. The French had ownership of much of Canada which was later seized by the British in the French and Indian War. So many more countries had helped in the finding of the US, but even though Britain won a lot of it in war, we did the same exact thing by winning Independence and establishing the United States. So yeah. 5 years ago +1
Even further then that, Leif Ericson was from Iceland. 5 years ago +1
Well if I became black then I get free scholarship and the right to constantly yell at white people for owning my family, regardless of if they did or not. Plus getting to pull the "Racist" card is a plus. 5 years ago +4
Animals need the proper nutrients found in meat. 5 years ago +5
You can't barely stomp on a damn lion. 5 years ago +2
lmao! 5 years ago  
You mean you don't know who Ferris Bueller is? 0.o 5 years ago  
Way to take everything so literally, guys. Obviously this is a joke question. I don't really think that every other country on planet Earth is crappy. Besides, you've probably heard worse about your country before. I wasn't expecting the debate team. 5 years ago +3
Oh no! Something on the internet they don't generally approve of! What a surprise! 5 years ago +3
It's not my fault that other people from other countries get so butt hurt from my stupidity on rrrtather. 5 years ago +4
Well for starters, we weren't even a country yet. We were just angry people pissed at Britain. Secondly, their own European allies abandoned them. Third, most of Europe was war torn and devastated. It was in shambles. Plus that money also went to attempt to keep out Russia from spreading communism. 5 years ago +1
Fun, ain't it? :D 5 years ago +5
Are you aware of what the Marshal plan is, boy? 5 years ago +1
I can walk into any store and buy a snickers bar, a 6 pack of coca cola and an American Flag. So yeeeaahhh! Freedom! I walk my dog to poop on other peoples lawns! Yeaahh! Asshole-ism! 5 years ago +4
Because I say they are, that's why! Yeeahh. America. Bald Eagles n' Freedom and sh*t. 5 years ago +9
I Live in Florida and I love it. 5 years ago  
Time to become Morgan Mother F***in Freeman. 5 years ago  
I have played all the Assassin's Creed games and Uncharted Games (Minus PS Vita) and I too prefer Assassin's creed. 6 years ago  
Well I'm a white male so I think I would be alright. 6 years ago +1
This seems like a hilarious way to die. 6 years ago +1
I have a magic cell phone and apparently diplomatic immunity. 6 years ago  
You can't have sex with damn ponytails. 6 years ago  
We fail at both. 6 years ago +4
People tell me I'm a great comedian 6 years ago  
This is probably one of the hardest questions I have ever had to answer. It's like asking if a dog is better at barking or panting in the summer time. 6 years ago  
Leonardo Da Vinci 6 years ago  
Hell yeah 6 years ago  
Unless I could drive 500 miles in 40 minutes... 6 years ago  
What isn't fun about watching a man indulge himself in so much greasy food that he potentially has a heart attack? 6 years ago +3
Well If I was that smart, I could get all the love and poo-tang I wanted. 6 years ago  
I'm not one against weed, but if you smoked it for a month, your brain would probably get f*cked up. 6 years ago  
I picked option B because my bed doesn't have a frame so either he is crushed flat, or my bad is simply laying on top of him as he squirms for freedom. 6 years ago +1
I hope I DO get experimented on. Freaky Crazy Alien sex. 6 years ago  
That's what I said, but I forgot my password and had to re-set it. :( 6 years ago +1
BAM, MUTHA F*CKA 6 years ago  
Outies are weird. They're like a third nipple. 6 years ago +43
I'm not excited because I don't have a 3DS. I'm not buying a whole new system for 1 game. 6 years ago  
Bring on the beer! 6 years ago +1
I don't. 6 years ago +1
I'd probably just rob banks. 6 years ago +3
Number of times they have gotten my credit card stolen. PS - 1 Xbox - 0 6 years ago +1
They are both tramps 6 years ago +1
LMAO 6 years ago +4
I never thought the Jetsons were all that funny. 6 years ago  
I've eaten plenty of ants. 6 years ago +1
Just because I visited Suicide forest, that doesn't mean I'm going there to commit suicide :P 6 years ago  
She must re-pay me sexually. 6 years ago +3
Try iy 6 years ago  
Screw the U.S, I'm going to Australia. 6 years ago  
It could bring down his presidency. After all, I AM just a 13 year old boy. 6 years ago +5
If I did, I wouldn't be on rrrather. 6 years ago +1
Here in the U.S, everyone is a Dumbass. I went ahead and picked wealth gap. 6 years ago +2
Cabin fever. 6 years ago  
I frickin' love Dr. pepper. It's my favorite soda. 6 years ago +4
I don't know, I just picked no because there is a shark in it. 6 years ago  
I watched "Parker" but he doesn't take from people who can't afford it and he doesn't hurt people who don't deserve it. 6 years ago  
I frickin' LOVE Cheeto puffs.... 6 years ago  
I would do so many terrible things.... 6 years ago +1
I love that movie. 6 years ago  
It hurts so good. Maybe I should let it sit for the 2 minutes like instructed. 6 years ago  
only if they come from Krispy Kreme. I just can't get enough of their glazed donuts! 6 years ago +1
I would go 1 SECOND into the past! BOO YAH! 6 years ago +1
Then I could say this, "Bartholomew, you have been sentenced to death by stoning. May the all powerful God have mercy on your pathetic soul." 6 years ago  
I like wearing like 3 or 4 fedoras at once. 6 years ago  
LOL 6 years ago  
...ew 6 years ago  
The only thing I would be worried about is that time I watched 1 guy 1 jar... 6 years ago +4
My parents are pretty cool. 6 years ago  
It may be 5 years, but when you wake up from sleeping, it only feels like a second. 6 years ago  
Have you ever tried to light a fire using only damp sticks and leaves in a hot humid place? 6 years ago  
That's a stupid question. 6 years ago +5
Soooo buttery! 6 years ago +3
I have like a 100 in 8,000,000,000 chance of it being someone I care about. That's a WAAAY slimmer chance then winning the lottery. 6 years ago  
How are you ganna boil water on a deserted island? 6 years ago +1
I have another one. 6 years ago +7
sucks are frickin comfortable 6 years ago +2
......sh*t. 6 years ago  
never said what kind of spider. Some spiders are flippin tiny 6 years ago +3
Neither, they are all Homosexuals 6 years ago  
I'm 13 and haven't kissed anyone. I would rather wait for the right person then waste it. 6 years ago  
I would rather explore space then have the outcome of somebody's life hanging in the balance in my palms. I can't handle that kind of power. 6 years ago  
I know, but I wrote it all out for people who don't know what a Lucid Dream is. 6 years ago +1
Good thinking compadre 6 years ago  
Whatever good a person sets out to do, whether it's big or small, is something great. 6 years ago  
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep at night, he looks under his bed for Liam Neeson. 6 years ago +1
How do you plan on getting close enough to it's eyes without being brutally slaughtered? XD 6 years ago +3
Then just think Hypothetically! 6 years ago +4
At least I can conceal it under a shirt. 6 years ago +7
I don't wanna vote 6 years ago +3
Less then 3 months before the turn of the Millennium too, BOO YAH! 6 years ago  
1999 6 years ago  
I'm 13. I'm with funmaster13 on this one. 6 years ago +1
I picked Hobo's poop to troll. U mad? 6 years ago  
outy's are weird 6 years ago  
That's funny. You're Funny. 6 years ago  
That's ironic. The Ocean is the most dangerous overall of all body's of water. 6 years ago  
This pretty much asks "Be Successful or not." 6 years ago +1
Good feeling, isn't it? 6 years ago  
If I were truly a Genius then I wouldn't need everyone else's opinions. 6 years ago +4
that's frickin awesome 6 years ago  
TRICK QUESTION! I would rather go on The Oatmeal 6 years ago  
It depends where I am at. 6 years ago  
Why the hell would I not want to see color? 6 years ago +2
Atleast I get an SMG. 6 years ago +2
At least I have a better chance of dying instantly. 6 years ago +70
Well considering Hiroshima is a striving City again. Plus no nuclear fallout is a plus! 6 years ago  
I used to live in Florida. Good times. Goooood times. 6 years ago +1
The Megalodon is probably more Ruthless, but the Expert Killer whale is probably more determined to get the job done. 6 years ago +2
All Girls voted for "Win $500,000." I guess it's just a fact of life. Bitches Love Money. 6 years ago  
Clever mofo 6 years ago  
To euthanize the Elderly 6 years ago +1
Seriously? Zelda? 6 years ago  
Where is the option of "It doesn't exist" 6 years ago +2
I seem to only make mistakes when using a Pen XD 6 years ago  
Everyone before the 1980's lived without internet. I would die in 3 days without water. 6 years ago  
MTV is for the overly Egotistical 6 years ago  
There is indeed some skill in Poker. The cards you're dealt is luck, but what you do with them is skill. 6 years ago  
I don't mind Manual Labor. 6 years ago  
son of a... 6 years ago  
i meant to choose the other one -_- 6 years ago  
Actually in the late 1700's Georgia Tolerated Black people the most. 6 years ago +3
Really? 77% Picked the Hovercraft? 6 years ago +1
If it were the tumbler from the new Batmans, I would have picked the Batmobile 6 years ago +1
I LOVED playing them both, But Far Cry 3 had a more cinematic ending. 6 years ago  
Domo is a Japanese Cartoon Character. 6 years ago  
I Don't need the dead's approval for what I wear to their funeral. 6 years ago +8
I've Home schooled, Private Schooled, and public schooled and I much more prefer Public Schooling 6 years ago +1
I could model my newly found sweet ass 6 years ago +5
I wouldn't know because I'm not a nerd 6 years ago +1
Either way I'm going to prison so I may as well enjoy what i'm doing wrong. 6 years ago  
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