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    I must assassinate president, this is best chance! when is dinner? I must go as soon as possible! For The Motherland! 4 years ago  
    Obama is just a likable guy. Maybe not the best president to ever president over the US, but he's likable. 4 years ago  
    One might like to take a sneak look through your window and see what you're doing, but at least he won't kill you...right? right? *SWAT bursts in through front door* I WAS WRONG! *gets riddled with bullets* 4 years ago  
    The Queen of England is a theocrat(being the head of the Church of England makes her that) - I am an atheist, we don't go well together. 4 years ago  
    How is this even a question?! 4 years ago  
    Generally more usable, but I'd rather have a controller for certain instances. 4 years ago  
    Notice how graphic designers use PCs? Yeah, there's a reason for that. PCs are objectively better in every aspect. That's a fact. 4 years ago  
    Because it doesn't overcharge you for things that don't work half as well! Also, because it's a competent platform that works well regardless of your purpose! Also because it's just outright, and objectively, better in every way. 4 years ago  
    Don't you just love Macs? They're worse than PCs in every way...AND more expensive! How do Apple even pull it off? 4 years ago  
    A PC because I'm a person who wants to have something that outperforms every other platform and yet still leaves my wallet relatively full. To the people that chose "Mac" - you're goddamn idiots! 4 years ago +1
    "Would" I AM! 4 years ago  
    No GF but if I did have one, this'd be a significantly lower health risk for all parties involved. 4 years ago  
    I'd do Perry, but Kunis seems more like she'd be right up my alley. 4 years ago  
    As long as I chose when I die. Also, "true love", please. Any relationship can turn out great provided 1: you're decent to each other. 2: you respect each other. The love will run out, it always does, it's not there to keep people together, it's there to get them to bone. The respect is what keeps people together. 4 years ago  
    I will teach her my wretched ways! 4 years ago  
    Either way. 4 years ago  
    "True love" is a myth. $10,000,000 are not. 4 years ago  
    Wait, I changed my mind! 4 years ago  
    Low amps. It's the amps that kill you, the voltage just hurts. 4 years ago +9
    A shallow well. 4 years ago  
    toaster is off? rubber handle? 4 years ago  
    Flip-flops are not comfortable to me! 4 years ago +2
    The dirty jock-starp won't be of any use - they're not gas resistant. So, basically, all you're doing is making sure that your corpse is found with somebody's filthy dick-wear on your face. 4 years ago  
    It's anything but a quick death. It's quicker than crucifixion true, but it still can last a couple of days(as opposed to 3-4 days of dehydration) and it is EXTREMELY painful. More so than crucifixion(which is, itself, one of the worst ways to die). 4 years ago  
    Depends on the kind of impalement. If it's as it's shown in the picture, that should be quite fast(since most of them are impaled through the heart. If it's standard impalement - goes up your ass, by your spine, and out of the back of your neck? No thanks. Crucifixion is horrendous too, but at least someone can cut you down(I just remembered, wish I could change my choice). The problem is this - when it comes to impalement you die of blood-loss(or are un-impaled and executed), typically, but that can last for a day or two. With crucifixion what tends to happen is that you die of dehydration which can take between 3-4 days. Now, 3-4 days tied(typically they were tied) to a cross is not really all that pleasant especially when you realize that you're hanging off your arms for that period of time. But, if you get lucky, some roman soldier may come along and break your legs(Apparently they did that to ease the victims suffering). Either way, these are both horrible ways to die. 4 years ago +3
    Imagine it, you'd have a flamethrower wherever you go! 4 years ago +24
    Injuries heal, stupidity doesn't. 4 years ago +6
    It hurts like a b*tch, but at least I should survive without any crippling disability. No chance of that with the steamroller. 4 years ago  
    No girlfriend, als , as far as these pictures go, the babysitter seems more attractive(dem boobz). 4 years ago  
    Why people would chose the second one I do not know. I mean...if it's a fetish Either way, I'd prefer if my wife was the best new PORN star. 4 years ago  
    We actually know a whole lot about what's under ground - certainly ain't no aliens/lizards/whatever. Just dirt and rocks. Heck, we know the better half of everything about what's underneath our feet. We really don't know all that much about sea life I mean...we know a LOT, just not everything - probably not even the majority.. 4 years ago +2
    Again, I have a pair of combat boots. After that, I have three more pairs of boots! If that's not enough, I'll go get some more! 4 years ago  
    1: Your english is horrible. 2; Really? That's your big thing? 3: So what if I get poor internet in 90% of the world? I could get internet in the middle of the Sahara, are you kidding me?! That's your life saved right there! 4: Registration forms are a hassle. 4 years ago  
    Would you be a victim or a murderer. You chose! 4 years ago  
    Not all tap water is poison, you know. most cases, it tends to be know, you don't tend to have to boil it in order to drink it? 4 years ago +1
    less poor people and therefor less people that would resort to crime to survive. 4 years ago  
    It goes either way. Equalize taxation with public and social service and you lower the rate of all crime as you have 4 years ago  
    The human body can't survive for 10 minutes without oxygen. If I jump off a cliff, I have a good chance of surviving without injury. 4 years ago  
    How, in all the bells in hell, is this a question?! 4 years ago  
    after-market. Customize that baby to perfection. 4 years ago +3
    Black's more elegant. 4 years ago  
    Sneezing for an hour can actually be kinda on the bad side. Crying? Just keep hydrated and you should be okay. I have school, which is a bummer, but Fit it, I could pretend I got raped or something and get sympathy sex. 4 years ago  
    When I die again, if the choice pops up I continue. If it doesn't, I continue anyway. 4 years ago +9
    Actually, I think that this one would be the creepier. 4 years ago  
    What's with the cross? is that a rd-cross poster or some sort of christian propaganda? 4 years ago  
    Sorry, but I'm not a very good person. 4 years ago  
    I could live without either...actually, I kind of do. I log on once a yeah. 4 years ago  
    Paper is actually digestible, kind 4 years ago  
    Faster. 4 years ago +1
    Ground floor. 4 years ago  
    Put my penis in her mouth. Problem solved. 4 years ago +1
    Why would you compare actual, physical pain to mild discomfort? 4 years ago  
    I piss standing up... 4 years ago  
    The Zombie Apocalypse wouldn't be possible even if you could get zombies - which you CAN'T. 4 years ago  
    I can get internet? 4 years ago  
    I chose shopping center just real reason. 4 years ago  
    I'd jump out of the window, completely naked, with my penis in a flight attendants mouth, in the last second - just to confuse the inspectors. 4 years ago  
    Because I can dodge balls....I can't dodge balls. 4 years ago  
    No injuries. 4 years ago  
    In the words of a certain dead Hendrix "Machinegun". Also, no lions in Jungles. 4 years ago  
    I have no idea, I chose on at random. Also, s that person's head on backwards? 4 years ago  
    VAMPIRES. DON'T. Fing. SPARKLE! Also, Dracula is BOSS. Edward is a f*g. - to hell with censorship. 4 years ago  
    Frog's legs. 4 years ago  
    100 years:regularly take heroin(one of the most potent painkillers known to man) and anti-depressants(be happy all the time!). If you mean psychological pain,, I'll cope, I'm hardened against that sh*t. 4 years ago  
    For uh....reasons. 4 years ago  
    Just let me take some of this modern medicine in case of emergency...also a few balistic vests and assault rifles, oh, and the schematics to a primitive gas engine and how and where to find oil! Right, chap, let's go! 4 years ago  
    A billionaire in 1776? Are you kidding me?! I would actually own Europe, probably half of Asia too! This is, of course, pounds sterling we're talking about , right? Right! 4 years ago  
    I have a 1000$ gaming rig. I have a phone that, I'm pretty sure, is worth less than a hundred. 4 years ago  
    So, I'm probably living somewhere rural, right? I have electricity, I can download a guide on how to make a water pump - there, I now also have running water! 4 years ago  
    I love sleep. Poop is dirty. 4 years ago  
    At least the waterboarding won't leave any permanent scarring. JK . Bon Jovi aren't that bad, they're just kinda cheap and too happy to be Metal('s what they started off as). 4 years ago  
    NEITHER! 4 years ago  
    As a gamer.... 4 years ago  
    Rather have broken legs than a broken mind. 4 years ago  
    People underestimate how painless hangings are. Getting gassed is horrible. For one you're in this ominous chamber waiting for your death to come, and then you hear "ftssss" and then you slowly die from a mixture of asphyxiation and the actual toxic gas. If it's chlorine gas you get to live to see yourself start turning to liquid from the inside out! If it's a chamber other people have died in you'll have fun with clawmarks! Really, just break my neck and be done with it! 4 years ago  
    Neither would keep you alive. 4 years ago  
    Kinda used to ti so...yeah. 4 years ago  
    The fact that there are people who'd remain unaware is kinda sad...not surprising, though,that's just people for you. 4 years ago  
    Damn it, person for Illinois, you make me look dumb! 4 years ago  
    No chance of surviving without, though. You'd bloat up, your brain would rupture and you'd die. Lava would be a quicker death, though. You'd just slowly explode as the liquids in your body turn to vapor. Trust me,better than slowly bloating up and then dying from bleeding in to your brain. 4 years ago  
    Why? EVAs. 4 years ago  
    I'd probably get publicly executed by a firing squad but at least I'll die "pretty". 4 years ago  
    I'd rather be for both, actually. 4 years ago  
    Try living without water more than a couple of days. 4 years ago  
    Well, that's a load of bull,emilyh7. But I won't argue with you, you're obviously too dumb and opinionated to comprehend the finer points of actual, empirical science. 4 years ago  
    Boots, much? 4 years ago  
    Potential to be quicker. Getting stampeded over is almost universally a really bad way to die. 4 years ago +1
    A bullet wound to the stomach can be healed without too much complications. A slash wound could actually cause your stomach to start leaking acid on to the rest of your body and slowly start digesting your own body. Neither is pleasant, and both require immediate medical aid or death WILL follow. Even with aid you could still die. 4 years ago +1
    Quicker. 4 years ago  
    Freezing to death is quite a bit more painful than burning. Burning is no quick death, but at least it's typically over within a few minutes. Freezing can take up to several DAYS! And once the frostbite sets in? Yeah, you are going to wish somebody poured gasoline on you and lit you up like a candle. 4 years ago  
    your average human won't fit 20 average potatoes. I've drunk more than 2l of coca-cola s a kid in the space of an yeah. Then again, now that I think about it, 20 boiled potatoes with butter and salt don't seem like such a bad idea if you stretch them out over a space of time, or if along with meat then french-fries. 4 years ago  
    Note: I'm straight, by the way. 4 years ago  
    At least it'd be a fun experience....the fat guy ,though...nope! 4 years ago  
    How is this even a choice? 4 years ago  
    If it's my ideal heaven, Frankly, I'd rather heaven on Earth and then oblivion. Eternity is a LONG long...beyond the scope of human imagination, no, I don't want that. 4 years ago  
    Don't believe in either but if I had to chose, I'd go for Hell. If it's the Abrahamic one, then even if BDSM ain't much my style, I'd get used to it after a few thousand years...and then bored after a few thousand more. In heaven I'd get bored after the first year - so I'll lose my sanity much faster. Also, all the worship, are you kidding me? HELL. NO! 4 years ago  
    Just make it quick, relatively painless and comical. 4 years ago  
    Clothes I can take back myself, If I need to, money's spent. 4 years ago  
    Who said I can't do both? I know the truth, not everyone else - of course, I'd share 99% of it, informed public and all that jazz. 4 years ago  
    I'll get a new phone if I have to, I won't enjoy waiting for a locksmith for 10 hours so I can take a crap, though. 4 years ago  
    I'd brick either of them after a point, but at least I'd enjoy beating the person I is always an option. 4 years ago  
    Sell the car, sell the house, buy a castle. 4 years ago  
    Well, actually, Cesar is an ape, so not really a monkey but....both are primates and I'm going to guess that that's what OP meant. 4 years ago  
    While I'd like Bacon(which is what I'd name it) a monkey would be better, methinks. How about a genetically altered chimpanzee by the name of Cesar? 4 years ago  
    You CAN, actually, survive on meat, fat and water alone..soo. Also, can eat other sh*t with the meat. 4 years ago  
    3: You get a worse sentence if you run 4 years ago  
    2: Not a good runner, as is. 4 years ago  
    1: Why would I run? 4 years ago  
    Is Armani a choice? 4 years ago  
    Because God doesn't exist - as evidenced by the whole entire lack of any evidence supporting the existence of any god and the mountain of evidence contradicting the Abrahamic god(only part of which is the lack of evidence for Yhwh). On the other hand, we have lots of evidence for the Big Bang. 4 years ago  
    Think of them as long-term food storage. 4 years ago  
    I can be dug up if I'm buried alive. I can't get "un-burned". 4 years ago  
    Citric acid. 4 years ago  
    Also, Popof, who said you'd have to abstain from sex? IF you know what I mean. 4 years ago  
    Frankly, and weirdly, I'd rather be a teen my whole life. 4 years ago  
    Because I can just go up fro more - never said how deep. Everest? about no. But if it came to dying, I'd chose Everest. 4 years ago  
    Hydrophobic shirt...also, mud washes off so do grass I don't get how they'd get permanent but yeah, mud on shirt. 4 years ago  
    I'd miss music but....yeah. That said, there is technology coming up to, kind of, cure either one of these so...yeah. There are more advances in blidness though...maybe I should have picked that one, but only if it was like....eighty years from now. 4 years ago  
    Biting your tongue can actually incur severe injury. Stubbing your toe, even if it compress your nail that sh*t doesn't compare to biting off your tongue. 4 years ago  
    It means I did something. People may not have liked it, but at least I did something. Also, who said anything about being hatefully remembered by everyone?! If a small bunch of Nazis remember me hatefully I don't care, I'm still a hero to the rest of the world! 4 years ago  
    Don't have an SO...or friends.... 4 years ago  
    I'd regret it either way, I think. 4 years ago  
    5 hours dangling in an elevator shaft? No thanks! At least, on a ski-lift, I can see my end coming if it falls off or something. Also, I won't suffocate and/or sweat myself half to death. 4 years ago  
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