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    I must assassinate president, this is best chance! when is dinner? I must go as soon as possible! For The Motherland!  
    Obama is just a likable guy. Maybe not the best president to ever president over the US, but he's likable.  
    One might like to take a sneak look through your window and see what you're doing, but at least he won't kill you...right? right? *SWAT bursts in through front door* I WAS WRONG! *gets riddled with bullets*  
    The Queen of England is a theocrat(being the head of the Church of England makes her that) - I am an atheist, we don't go well together.  
    How is this even a question?!  
    Generally more usable, but I'd rather have a controller for certain instances.  
    Notice how graphic designers use PCs? Yeah, there's a reason for that. PCs are objectively better in every aspect. That's a fact.  
    Because it doesn't overcharge you for things that don't work half as well! Also, because it's a competent platform that works well regardless of your purpose! Also because it's just outright, and objectively, better in every way.  
    Don't you just love Macs? They're worse than PCs in every way...AND more expensive! How do Apple even pull it off?  
    A PC because I'm a person who wants to have something that outperforms every other platform and yet still leaves my wallet relatively full. To the people that chose "Mac" - you're goddamn idiots! +1
    "Would" I AM!  
    No GF but if I did have one, this'd be a significantly lower health risk for all parties involved.  
    I'd do Perry, but Kunis seems more like she'd be right up my alley.  
    As long as I chose when I die. Also, "true love", please. Any relationship can turn out great provided 1: you're decent to each other. 2: you respect each other. The love will run out, it always does, it's not there to keep people together, it's there to get them to bone. The respect is what keeps people together.  
    I will teach her my wretched ways!  
    Either way.  
    "True love" is a myth. $10,000,000 are not.  
    toaster is off? rubber handle?  
    Again, I have a pair of combat boots. After that, I have three more pairs of boots! If that's not enough, I'll go get some more!  
    1: Your english is horrible. 2; Really? That's your big thing? 3: So what if I get poor internet in 90% of the world? I could get internet in the middle of the Sahara, are you kidding me?! That's your life saved right there! 4: Registration forms are a hassle.  
    Would you be a victim or a murderer. You chose!  
    The human body can't survive for 10 minutes without oxygen. If I jump off a cliff, I have a good chance of surviving without injury.  
    How, in all the bells in hell, is this a question?!  
    Black's more elegant.  
    Actually, I think that this one would be the creepier.  
    I could live without either...actually, I kind of do. I log on once a month....so yeah.  
    Faster. +1
    Ground floor.  
    I piss standing up...  
    The Zombie Apocalypse wouldn't be possible even if you could get zombies - which you CAN'T.  
    I can get internet?  
    I chose shopping center just because....no real reason.  
    I'd jump out of the window, completely naked, with my penis in a flight attendants mouth, in the last second - just to confuse the inspectors.  
    No injuries.  
    In the words of a certain dead Hendrix "Machinegun". Also, no lions in Jungles.  
    I have no idea, I chose on at random. Also, s that person's head on backwards?  
    VAMPIRES. DON'T. Fing. SPARKLE! Also, Dracula is BOSS. Edward is a f*g. - to hell with censorship.  
    Frog's legs.  
    100 years:regularly take heroin(one of the most potent painkillers known to man) and anti-depressants(be happy all the time!). If you mean psychological pain, though...eh, I'll cope, I'm hardened against that sh*t.  
    Just let me take some of this modern medicine in case of emergency...also a few balistic vests and assault rifles, oh, and the schematics to a primitive gas engine and how and where to find oil! Right, chap, let's go!  
    A billionaire in 1776? Are you kidding me?! I would actually own Europe, probably half of Asia too! This is, of course, pounds sterling we're talking about , right? Right!  
    I have a 1000$ gaming rig. I have a phone that, I'm pretty sure, is worth less than a hundred.  
    So, I'm probably living somewhere rural, right? I have electricity, I can download a guide on how to make a water pump - there, I now also have running water!  
    I love sleep. Poop is dirty.  
    At least the waterboarding won't leave any permanent scarring. JK . Bon Jovi aren't that bad, they're just kinda cheap and too happy to be Metal('s what they started off as).  
    NEITHER!  
    As a gamer....  
    Rather have broken legs than a broken mind.  
    People underestimate how painless hangings are. Getting gassed is horrible. For one you're in this ominous chamber waiting for your death to come, and then you hear "ftssss" and then you slowly die from a mixture of asphyxiation and the actual toxic gas. If it's chlorine gas you get to live to see yourself start turning to liquid from the inside out! If it's a chamber other people have died in you'll have fun with clawmarks! Really, just break my neck and be done with it!  
    Neither would keep you alive.  
    Kinda used to ti so...yeah.  
    The fact that there are people who'd remain unaware is kinda sad...not surprising, though,that's just people for you.  
    Damn it, person for Illinois, you make me look dumb!  
    No chance of surviving without, though. You'd bloat up, your brain would rupture and you'd die. Lava would be a quicker death, though. You'd just slowly explode as the liquids in your body turn to vapor. Trust me,better than slowly bloating up and then dying from bleeding in to your brain.  
    Why? EVAs.  
    I'd probably get publicly executed by a firing squad but at least I'll die "pretty".  
    I'd rather be for both, actually.  
    Try living without water more than a couple of days.  
    Well, that's a load of bull,emilyh7. But I won't argue with you, you're obviously too dumb and opinionated to comprehend the finer points of actual, empirical science.  
    Boots, much?  
    Potential to be quicker. Getting stampeded over is almost universally a really bad way to die. +1
    A bullet wound to the stomach can be healed without too much complications. A slash wound could actually cause your stomach to start leaking acid on to the rest of your body and slowly start digesting your own body. Neither is pleasant, and both require immediate medical aid or death WILL follow. Even with aid you could still die. +1
    Quicker.  
    Freezing to death is quite a bit more painful than burning. Burning is no quick death, but at least it's typically over within a few minutes. Freezing can take up to several DAYS! And once the frostbite sets in? Yeah, you are going to wish somebody poured gasoline on you and lit you up like a candle.  
    your average human won't fit 20 average potatoes. I've drunk more than 2l of coca-cola s a kid in the space of an hour...so yeah. Then again, now that I think about it, 20 boiled potatoes with butter and salt don't seem like such a bad idea if you stretch them out over a space of time, or if along with meat then french-fries.  
    Note: I'm straight, by the way.  
    At least it'd be a fun experience....the fat guy ,though...nope!  
    How is this even a choice?  
    If it's my ideal heaven, though...eh...maybe. Frankly, I'd rather heaven on Earth and then oblivion. Eternity is a LONG time...like...REALLY long...beyond the scope of human imagination long....so...yeah, no, I don't want that.  
    Don't believe in either but if I had to chose, I'd go for Hell. If it's the Abrahamic one, then even if BDSM ain't much my style, I'd get used to it after a few thousand years...and then bored after a few thousand more. In heaven I'd get bored after the first year - so I'll lose my sanity much faster. Also, all the worship, are you kidding me? HELL. NO!  
    Just make it quick, relatively painless and comical.  
    Clothes I can take back myself, If I need to, money's spent.  
    Who said I can't do both? I know the truth, not everyone else - of course, I'd share 99% of it, because...you know...an informed public and all that jazz.  
    I'll get a new phone if I have to, I won't enjoy waiting for a locksmith for 10 hours so I can take a crap, though.  
    I'd brick either of them after a point, but at least I'd enjoy beating the person I hate....also...duck-tape is always an option.  
    Sell the car, sell the house, buy a castle.  
    Well, actually, Cesar is an ape, so not really a monkey but....both are primates and I'm going to guess that that's what OP meant.  
    While I'd like Bacon(which is what I'd name it) a monkey would be better, methinks. How about a genetically altered chimpanzee by the name of Cesar?  
    You CAN, actually, survive on meat, fat and water alone..soo. Also, can eat other sh*t with the meat.  
    3: You get a worse sentence if you run  
    2: Not a good runner, as is.  
    1: Why would I run?  
    Because God doesn't exist - as evidenced by the whole entire lack of any evidence supporting the existence of any god and the mountain of evidence contradicting the Abrahamic god(only part of which is the lack of evidence for Yhwh). On the other hand, we have lots of evidence for the Big Bang.  
    Think of them as long-term food storage.  
    I can be dug up if I'm buried alive. I can't get "un-burned".  
    Citric acid.  
    Also, Popof, who said you'd have to abstain from sex? IF you know what I mean.  
    Frankly, and weirdly, I'd rather be a teen my whole life.  
    Because I can just go up fro more - never said how deep. Everest? Yeah..................how about no. But if it came to dying, I'd chose Everest.  
    Hydrophobic shirt...also, mud washes off so do grass stains...so I don't get how they'd get permanent but yeah, mud on shirt.  
    I'd miss music but....yeah. That said, there is technology coming up to, kind of, cure either one of these so...yeah. There are more advances in blidness though...maybe I should have picked that one, but only if it was like....eighty years from now.  
    Biting your tongue can actually incur severe injury. Stubbing your toe, even if it compress your nail that sh*t doesn't compare to biting off your tongue.  
    It means I did something. People may not have liked it, but at least I did something. Also, who said anything about being hatefully remembered by everyone?! If a small bunch of Nazis remember me hatefully I don't care, I'm still a hero to the rest of the world!  
    Don't have an SO...or friends....  
    I'd regret it either way, I think.  
    5 hours dangling in an elevator shaft? No thanks! At least, on a ski-lift, I can see my end coming if it falls off or something. Also, I won't suffocate and/or sweat myself half to death.  
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