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Joined on February 22nd, 2017 (964 days ago)

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Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble,
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
You were just what the doctor ordered

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot

But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-c*** it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap
Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac
The exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing
That I'll still be able to break a motherf***in' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad
It's actually disastrously bad
For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as

I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintaining this s*** ain't that hard, that hard

Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
MC's get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
-W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherf***in' Rock n'
Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off of planking, tell me what in the f*** are you thinking?
Little gay looking boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
You witnessing a massacre
Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
I'mma work for everything I have
Never ask nobody for s***, get outta my face looking boy
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
To keep up with the same pace looking boy

'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
But I got your mom deep throating
I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle
I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come trying to,
Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP
One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've
Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
And I don't know what the f*** that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with f***ing cornrows
You're like normal, f*** being normal
And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether's pad
Singin' to a man while they played piano
Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
"Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you a**uming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating
How to give a motherf***in' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music
Oh, he's too mainstream
Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm ripping any one of these verses diverse as you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to,
Prove that if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh!
School flunkie, pill junky
But look at the accolades the skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
But it's still tongue in cheek, f*** you
I'm drunk so Satan take the f***ing wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat
Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils, here's what they want from me
They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had
Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But f*** it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then
But if I can't batter the women how the f*** am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake it for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
And take a vacation to trip a broad
And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?

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He was thinking about the Air Force trust me 3 months ago  
I'm still not sure if I'm qualified 3 months ago  
My dad wants one so that's that 3 months ago  
Join the Army instead 3 months ago  
I get bored 3 months ago +1
Already EMO I can't help it 3 months ago  
Simba! 3 months ago +1
My pap, my girlfriend's brother and grandpa 3 months ago +1
Me that's why I'm an idiot and my friend's dad has half a brain 3 months ago  
I'm dead 3 months ago  
Sorry can't help you 3 months ago +1
I'll make it fall and kill everyone 3 months ago +3
I can't drive 3 months ago +2
There's a theory that the world ended in 2012 and that this is all one long dream. We're dead 3 months ago  
You mean sh!t. Or shìt 3 months ago  
Yeah I would pass too 3 months ago  
Whites are assholes honestly 3 months ago +2
This is fun 3 months ago  
It kind of runs in the family 3 months ago  
Okay? 3 months ago +2
I'm white my race is racist that's all I know 3 months ago +1
My grandma 3 months ago +1
Why 3 months ago  
He's cool 3 months ago  
But you can be born an as$hole, faggot 4 months ago  
Cardi B will drug you 4 months ago  
Okay 4 months ago  
I hate squating 4 months ago  
Stretchers are uncomfortable 4 months ago  
Ofc 4 months ago +1
That's funny 4 months ago  
Yeah but 4 minutes ago 4 months ago  
I know 4 months ago  
Oh. I'm the retard 4 months ago  
In debt, homeless, starving 4 months ago  
That's GTAV 4 months ago  
Already do. This is fine 4 months ago  
Depressed 4 months ago  
How could anybody be that stupid 4 months ago  
Already living that life 4 months ago  
Uh 4 months ago  
20 to be exact 4 months ago  
Um... DUH 4 months ago +1
I don't like chocolate 4 months ago  
What time is it? It's time for lunch 4 months ago +1
Almost every night 4 months ago  
F for Tony Stark 4 months ago  
Uh 4 months ago  
Meh 4 months ago  
Here comes my country side hell yea 4 months ago +1
I mean at least I would get a nap in. I sleep during power outages. But like, 7 4 months ago  
'whole ' 4 months ago +1
Iron Man dies. So does Black Widow, and Thor gets fat 4 months ago  
All of them 4 months ago  
LMFAOOO 4 months ago +1
Paper towels, sand paper 4 months ago  
That's actually lit 4 months ago  
Your I.Q is so high that I can't even understand you 4 months ago +2
Burn 4 months ago  
B already happened. I have black friends 4 months ago  
Hell yeah 4 months ago  
Dad? 4 months ago  
Sh!t... Did I leave the stove on? 4 months ago  
Fave 4 months ago  
Atheist but screw it 4 months ago +2
24 questions a day 4 months ago  
Meh 4 months ago  
Yup 5 months ago  
How am I a good insane? 5 months ago  
I'm insane. I love guns 5 months ago  
Horses kill people 5 months ago  
Give me your damn money 5 months ago  
Mhmm 5 months ago  
"They" said jk lol 5 months ago  
I live in West Virginia. We're all psychos 5 months ago  
Wrong. Bullets kill people 5 months ago +1
Damn 5 months ago  
Okay that's an exception 5 months ago  
Hell yeah 5 months ago  
It's okay 5 months ago  
Same 5 months ago  
Lit 5 months ago  
Whatever. I don't care at this point 5 months ago  
Like Africa by Toto. Catchy 5 months ago  
Error 404 5 months ago  
Okay I gotta say it. You were adorable 5 months ago +2
True 5 months ago +1
Some 5 months ago +1
Of course 5 months ago +1 5 months ago +2
The 13th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, ratified in 1865 in the aftermath of the Civil War, abolished slavery in the United States. The 13th Amendment states: “Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.” 5 months ago  
Bi 5 months ago  
Never heard of it 5 months ago +1
I got spoilers 5 months ago  
Too broke 5 months ago  
B is dumb 5 months ago +1
I don't like people 5 months ago  
Wasn't here yet 5 months ago  
My gay pride flag 5 months ago  
Purge 5 months ago +1
Heh heh penis heh heh smh 5 months ago +11
I hated 4th grade 5 months ago  
Alright all good lol 5 months ago  
Excuse me? 5 months ago  
Subscribed 5 months ago  
Damn lmao 5 months ago +1
I'm tall but I'm always in pain so yeah 5 months ago +2
Lol 5 months ago  
Yeah best movies of 2018 5 months ago +1
Duh 5 months ago  
Finally there's me in something 5 months ago  
I'll look into it 5 months ago  
I'm like addicted to the fumes that come from different chemicals like bleach 5 months ago  
Mosquito don't bother me mmmmmmmmm 5 months ago +1
The wall duck 5 months ago +2
Misclick. 100,000 5 months ago +1
Sex. Just sex 5 months ago  
I don't care 5 months ago  
Duh 5 months ago  
About 8 total. All trout 5 months ago +1
Anything with my girl 5 months ago +1
Gayyyy 5 months ago  
Rawr 5 months ago  
I hate my mother 5 months ago  
Yes 5 months ago  
Love you 5 months ago  
I could eat my sleeve in class 5 months ago +1
I know both but I haven't danced in 4 years 5 months ago  
That movie is lit 5 months ago +1
Hats 5 months ago  
Pet Semetery 5 months ago  
Mew 5 months ago  
I mean I'm already a decent actor. So minus the classes 5 months ago +1
Yeah me of course 5 months ago +1
No 5 months ago +1
Dentures. Just gotta ask my dad what it's like 5 months ago +3
B!tch Lasanga 5 months ago  
Forgive be if I skip a lesson 5 months ago  
Bunnies 5 months ago  
I'll sh!t in a bush idc 5 months ago  
Not the crotch 5 months ago +2
I have to start doing it anyways soon 5 months ago  
Idc 5 months ago  
Just get them removed 5 months ago  
Never knew 5 months ago  
Hell yeah 5 months ago  
James Charles 5 months ago  
Okay..? 5 months ago  
B is horrible. Burning for hours. 5 months ago  
I'm going to win 5 months ago  
I'm taller than my girlfriend 5 months ago  
Misclick 6 months ago +1
Creepy 6 months ago  
Always 6 months ago  
Nyan cat is possessed 6 months ago  
I'm an atheist 6 months ago  
Already do 6 months ago  
I'm depressed A is never going to happen 6 months ago  
I would get sick of bananas 6 months ago  
I'm smart ish 6 months ago  
It's the pay that counts 6 months ago  
50/50 6 months ago  
Way better 6 months ago  
Now I have AIDS 6 months ago  
What's the punishment 6 months ago 6 months ago  
PEWDIEPIE 6 months ago  
No 6 months ago  
No 6 months ago +1
Both suck 6 months ago +1
Yup 6 months ago  
I hate her album cover so much 6 months ago +1
You gotta boyfriend I bet he doesn't kiss ya (muwa) 6 months ago  
Definitely 6 months ago  
I sometimes take soy sauce packets and just drink soy sauce 6 months ago  
Being a meme page owner, I've committed many crimes 6 months ago +1
I've seen the memes 6 months ago  
Duh 6 months ago +1
Breaking a leg is better that A 6 months ago +1
If I can have my girlfriend with me then it's fine 6 months ago  
Peace world 6 months ago +1
I mean I say stuff wrong a lot 6 months ago  
Meh 6 months ago  
I hate b 6 months ago  
Both is good 6 months ago  
Give me 6 months ago  
Then I'll get a tree. Rocket and Groot 6 months ago  
Going to end up going to Juvenile but fùck it 6 months ago +1
Allergic to fish 6 months ago  
Jello is disgusting 6 months ago  
Sh!t my dirty mind 6 months ago +1
They jump off of stuff so of course 6 months ago  
Me and I don't care 6 months ago  
O_O 6 months ago  
T-series ain't nothing but a b!tch lasagna 6 months ago  
Need it 6 months ago  
Lasagna 6 months ago +1
O_O 6 months ago  
She alright. Let's take to the sky 6 months ago  
I'm pretty good at most games 6 months ago  
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