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Joined on November 12th, 2014 (1,680 days ago)

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    Let people believe what they want 4 years ago  
    Already am, it sucks, but 8 siblings is 6 too many 4 years ago +1
    Wait if your life was a video game couldn't you just get an extra life? 4 years ago  
    They can't prove I'm a terrorist 4 years ago  
    I'm Not beautiful... I'm cute c: 4 years ago  
    In Utah :/ 4 years ago  
    Powdered Unicorn Horn 4 years ago  
    Hells Yeah! Pong was the SH*T 4 years ago  
    That. Bridge. Is. THE BEST! 4 years ago  
    Yes 50/50 the world is right! 4 years ago  
    Doesn't mean I won't be handsome when I'm young 4 years ago  
    American cars suck! Stop being a stupid patriot 4 years ago  
    Both are amazing, but I really love HIMYM 4 years ago  
    First thing, global warming is real, in Utah where I'm from it hasn't snowed, though we should be freezing! Also what does jewelry have to do with CO2 emissions 4 years ago  
    Charlie Chaplin was the SH*T! 4 years ago  
    At least my friend would go easy, inmates would rip you to shreds 4 years ago  
    My hair is one of my best features 4 years ago  
    It's about personality, not wealth 4 years ago  
    Escorts don't neccaserily have sex 4 years ago  
    Rock is way better (metal not so much), and rap and hip hop are pretty much sh*t 4 years ago  
    Family Guy, and American Dad are pretty much the exact same, King Of The Hill, Futurama, Southpark and The Simpsons are completely unique and way better 4 years ago  
    Just got baptized 4 weeks ago 4 years ago +1
    What about hHeisenburg or Jesse, and of course James Franco in James Franco 4 years ago  
    As long as it's not half a locker, but a full body one 4 years ago  
    Wrong! Linux! 4 years ago  
    Pastafarian heaven 4 years ago  
    I'm a kid, but I want to try a doobie 4 years ago  
    I can eat in private while watching tv 4 years ago  
    I'd like to change my answer 4 years ago  
    I love the dentist 4 years ago  
    The Simpsons in under-rated 4 years ago  
    Black Swan was really trippy, the Kings Speech was an awesome movie 4 years ago +1
    I like the smell of burnt things 4 years ago  
    To correct mistakes 4 years ago  
    The Road style 4 years ago  
    Then I won't have moobs 4 years ago  
    All fast food can 4 years ago  
    Arms are more essential for daily activities 4 years ago  
    I like pennies 4 years ago  
    Doesn't say you ever see a ghost 4 years ago  
    Stick takes way more skill and feels better 4 years ago  
    I have a $30 flip phone 4 years ago  
    That's how I am 4 years ago  
    Already me 4 years ago  
    I'm 14 so it wouldn't be weird 4 years ago  
    Sonic can run really fast. Mario can shoot fire balls, become a frog, become a tanooki, become a cat, shoot ice balls, get a helicopter hat, become invincible, etc, and fix your plumbing! 4 years ago  
    Obese doesn't mean super fat. Just your too fat for your height 4 years ago  
    Eh, both a pretty much magic 4 years ago  
    It is, he was on SVU and was a murder victim 4 years ago  
    Or it's a daughter 4 years ago  
    Stevie Griffin! 4 years ago  
    The old saying: Dogs have owners, Cats have servants 4 years ago  
    I can pay for college, buy a car, and start up a business 4 years ago  
    My middle name. 4 years ago  
    How do pets generate CO2!? 4 years ago  
    Have you watched Final Destination? 4 years ago  
    I can try to do everything I want before then 4 years ago  
    Chuck Norris doesn't win, he just allows me to lose 4 years ago  
    Water is essential to live 4 years ago  
    Barney Stinson wears suits! SUIT UP! 4 years ago  
    Don't have a good voice, and acting is fun 4 years ago  
    Never said they don't pay you back... With interest! Mwahahaha >:D 4 years ago  
    Hate both 4 years ago  
    The Amish are a good example 4 years ago  
    I love the cold! I can't stand the heat over 85 degrees 4 years ago  
    They're both good, just home cooked meals taste better 4 years ago  
    Set for life 4 years ago  
    George Tucker style 4 years ago  
    Umbrellas are cool, just I can close it right. I. Supersticous 4 years ago  
    -Barney Stinson 4 years ago  
    New life. I also forget what happened in Inception. I was 8 when I saw it, I saw it at my grandmas so I had to listen to Spanish and read English subtitles 4 years ago  
    Don't care. Prius 4 years ago  
    Pre-Wrecking Ball, more Hannah Montana the show Miley 4 years ago  
    Meh, both have high alcohol contents. Possibly deadly. I'm just gonna sit in a corner 4 years ago  
    That's cute, and I'm proud of you. :) 4 years ago  
    Soundcloud, rdio,, bandcamp, self publish, local recording studios, etc. you can be successful without a record deal. 4 years ago +1
    I don't know much about either except both are very beautiful and scenic, but I do prefer colder temperatures, and I hear most of Australia is grassland or desert 4 years ago  
    I never get my hair cut. Going on 6 months strong, before that 3 years 4 years ago  
    I don't care for immortality, because just like Wolverine you'll see everyone you love die 4 years ago  
    Soccer a better out. It doesn't matter if the players are scantily clad, as long as they play well 4 years ago  
    I'm a minor but from the commercials.... Yeah so this is what I would say, but nay, I want to be a brewer when I grow up and I know that flavored alcohol such as Smirnoff isn't supposed to be good... At ALL! That being said Bacardi is a hard liquor, but it's rum which isn't as bad as whiskey or scotch. Case closed. Future Brewer. 4 years ago  
    At least not a runny nose. And I have a sore throat and it sucks! 4 years ago  
    That Grammer doe! Whoo! That's smexy! 4 years ago  
    More customization. Hot dogs you get to pick meat and condiments. Hamburger you get to pick the bun, condiments, veggies, meat, cheese, etc. 4 years ago  
    Don't care. Prius 4 years ago  
    The stock market. Something I totally know about 4 years ago  
    Tie, they're both Kings, I mean obviously it's a tie 4 years ago  
    Nikola Tesla is from Croatia 4 years ago  
    Pffffft! I'm ignorant already, rather be smart 4 years ago  
    Thanks for bringing up the elephant in the room. And no I'm not inferring any type of COLOR of the elephant, I'm just saying it's there. 4 years ago  
    I can't jump! 4 years ago  
    Bleh, iced coffee is horrible 4 years ago  
    People who voted for Apple are people who like to wait three hours for a picture to upload 4 years ago  
    Misclick! Nooooooooooooo!! 4 years ago  
    Faster death 4 years ago  
    My mom whips me, also don't have a dad 4 years ago  
    False 4 years ago  
    Then your happy 4 years ago  
    Drugs!!! 4 years ago  
    Then I can hate them 4 years ago  
    Por Favor? 4 years ago  
    DIE PUPPY DIE!!!! 4 years ago  
    True, but I'm too lazy to get involved, I'd help the victim though 4 years ago  
    Never seen either, I hear Dirty Dancing is great though 4 years ago  
    Paralyzed from the neck down 4 years ago  
    I like happiness :) 4 years ago  
    I love life, why not share it 4 years ago  
    The social network was awesome 4 years ago  
    Sheeeeeeeeeeet. I'd watch both 4 years ago  
    I'm a dude 4 years ago  
    25% of people who voted are Conservative Republican Christians 4 years ago  
    I've never heard of Bora Bora, it looks cool 4 years ago  
    I think that sex is intimate and should be shared between you and your spouse, but doesn't really matter if you wait or not 4 years ago +1
    It's illegal, but you can try 4 years ago  
    I'm 14 4 years ago  
    True, but I think they mean the personality 4 years ago  
    Rambo is mortal 4 years ago  
    Save the planet, also I ride a moped, no way I'm gonna have low gas mileage 4 years ago  
    I like how we're split 50/50 4 years ago  
    I'm 14 4 years ago  
    I don't watch true blood D: 4 years ago  
    Just for the hell of it 4 years ago  
    Read my comment 4 years ago  
    Geeks are well versed in a subject that most people aren't (fans) , Nerds are exceptional academic students (know it alls) 4 years ago  
    More functionality 4 years ago  
    Animal Planet, River Monsters, watch it 4 years ago  
    If it was for a misdemeanor then yes 4 years ago  
    My dream car is a 1983 Honda Civic... 4 years ago  
    Sleep on my side 4 years ago  
    My family doesn't grow much hair, no one in my family has a good mustache 4 years ago  
    Either way I'd have fun 4 years ago +1
    I'm American, football sucks, futbol is awesome, but rugby is the best 4 years ago  
    She's hot! 4 years ago  
    Pastafarian 4 years ago  
    Green Arrow's my favorite but Superman 4 years ago  
    Two words: Penny Slots! 4 years ago  
    27% of people are greedy 4 years ago  
    It's good, not as good as Bookman Old or Comic Sans though 4 years ago  
    I can watch Netflix Hulu and Xfinity on my computer 4 years ago  
    Candy! 4 years ago  
    Meat! 4 years ago  
    The Mermaid Effect -Barney Stinson 4 years ago  
    This is from the Box just they only killed 1 prandom person 4 years ago  
    Tv 4 years ago  
    I really want to do it just for the fun if it 4 years ago  
    I like life, life is fun 4 years ago  
    Beer volcanoe and tripper factory vs Stale beer volcanoe and strippers with STDs... 4 years ago  
    College is a lot of money, also In n Out pays $13/hour if you work as a cashier 4 years ago  
    Freedom allows life to become easier 4 years ago  
    I AMA A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A HOLE!... But I also like trees, ugh, tie 4 years ago  
    I'd rather live in Canada but the states haven't gone to crap yet 4 years ago  
    Basically I would just have to lie on the ground and do nothing 4 years ago  
    I'm brown 4 years ago  
    Stop being close minded and conservative 4 years ago  
    I'm not against the LGBT community, I'm just comfortable with being me 4 years ago +1
    Food 4 years ago  
    "My legacy was made when I was living, and my death will be the final sentence in a short story, on a shelf, with many more short stories, on a bookshelf, in a library with countless short stories" 4 years ago  
    More normal Americans (62%) than common white girls (38%) hmmm 4 years ago  
    If you make a lot of money and don't need some, help the people you screwed over :D 4 years ago  
    Only like 15 a year die from shark attacks, more people die from falling out of bed 4 years ago  
    I live in Utah... 4 years ago  
    I freaking forget crap from yesterday, I have crap short term memory 4 years ago  
    It's better 4 years ago  
    I got $50,000 in theoretical money b*tches! *proceeds to make it rain* 4 years ago  
    I am forgiving (I keep saying this, I feel like a robot) 4 years ago  
    I can forgive 4 years ago  
    Edison didn't invent anything except the patent, which he used to take ideas from real inventors, "his" most famous invention the lightbulb was invention he patented. And he used tons of propaganda and electrified animals so Pepe would use his DC instead of Tesla's AC 4 years ago  
    People use crap all the time, leaders get overlooked 4 years ago  
    I have no tolerance for physical pain, and the worst thing I could think of was being castrated or trying to pass a 1 karot kidney stone. But psychological pain will scar me for life but therapy so yeah 4 years ago  
    Tie 4 years ago  
    Yup 4 years ago  
    Take you date to the party 4 years ago  
    My immune system is strong enough to fight most disease, and I live in a place where the worst thing that's going around is the flu 4 years ago  
    1 of the anarchists votes I can guarantee you is from a 14 year old 4 years ago  
    I like arson, and stealing, but I don't think I could survive, but authoritarian is worse than anarchy 4 years ago  
    You and CrazyChixo must not like people 4 years ago  
    Friends can buy food for me and I can crash with them... The two necessities food, and shelter, and thrift stores for clothes 4 years ago  
    I have to organize things at any store I go to 4 years ago  
    Greate Job also 1111111111111I1111 4 years ago  
    My least favorite song is any rap song, 4 years ago  
    Great job *clap, clap* 4 years ago  
    Love narrative 4 years ago  
    I suck at most FPSs so I need a team covering me, but I am good at solo games 4 years ago  
    Owl is my 2nd spirit animal, hoo, hoo 4 years ago  
    Nooooo! I didn't know, I didn't know! 4 years ago  
    I love that about them 4 years ago  
    An igloo would melt in Utah during the summer 4 years ago  
    I hadn't even seen this comment when I posted mine 4 years ago  
    Ignorance is bliss 4 years ago  
    It would be a dystopia then, seems like a utopia but it isnt 4 years ago  
    In my utopia I am the dictator. JK everyone's free and happy 4 years ago  
    More control on the controls 4 years ago  
    I hope it's a chain reaction of falling out of bed hitting a palm tree, which drops a coconut on my hid, and topples a knife block releasing all the knives into me, and as I wake a bowl of pure lemon juice into my wounds and then another coconut drops on my head killing me... On my birthday... Where all my friends and family were waiting for my surprise birthday party, and they all see it but tell me before I die how much I meant to them... This is the way I want to die. 4 years ago  
    I don't want to, I just chose it because people need money 4 years ago  
    Paparazzos are annoying 4 years ago  
    Die faster 4 years ago  
    If I have a belt on then I'm good 4 years ago  
    Pasta 4 years ago  
    Enemy 4 years ago  
    I agree, but I like poor, I grew up poor 4 years ago  
    Grift and make enough money for a good living 4 years ago  
    Books are haaaaard 4 years ago  
    More wasting of time 4 years ago  
    I could call people in my house to open the door, also I have a flip phone 4 years ago  
    Racism is funny, sexism is funny, but sexism means equal rights and equal pay so yeah 4 years ago  
    You get a full sub for $5, or a Big Mac combo for $6.50 4 years ago  
    Tasty, only with butter 4 years ago  
    I've never been camping 4 years ago  
    Don't care, got art or Prius, or Mini Cooper, or Smart car, or Bike 4 years ago  
    ... 4 years ago +1
    No, because your crush might not like you 4 years ago  
    Dunz care 4 years ago  
    Hot keys FTW! 4 years ago  
    I'm a dude 4 years ago  
    They're is this one buffet called Tuscanoes, it's in utah it's delicious, every come and enjoy it 4 years ago  
    As long as they have fire extinguishers on standby 4 years ago  
    I'm a Pastafarian, the sea is our holy land 4 years ago  
    There are over 10 million of us, and I've converted 5 people from my school 4 years ago  
    Lies, lies, and lies... Unless you're really religious 4 years ago  
    Yes, I am a pastafarian 4 years ago  
    He started a war to make money for his friends, Obama is better than Bush 4 years ago  
    I can still text 4 years ago  
    Test scores are more important in the long run 4 years ago  
    America is horrible, 8th grade health c,ass, the food sucks in the US, the divorce rate is to high, and the 99% don't get sh*t, Obama is the only good thing, but people criticize him for nothing 4 years ago  
    Thanks, I was to lazy to write out 'rap artist' 4 years ago  
    I would die in a cooler way 4 years ago  
    If they have personal achievements then of course 4 years ago +1
    What's a whale tourney! :D 4 years ago  
    Dafuq is this sh*t 4 years ago  
    Drake & Josh is great, who's the other do, if he's a rappist then I'm clueless 4 years ago +3
    Metals volume would shatter rap in a second 4 years ago +4
    I hate remixes, dmj312 remixes are the worst 4 years ago +3
    Would fun just to have a hammer fly through walls to me, nice party trick 4 years ago  
    My friend at school showed me it, it's hilarious, 71% of 7 people are boring 4 years ago  
    I love feedback 4 years ago  
    It's 11% right now 4 years ago  
    Mikey, also where did you get the demonic turtle picture 4 years ago +2
    Happy Birthday girlgirl345 :D 4 years ago  
    They said you would live :3 4 years ago  
    If you're a dude, that's a lie 4 years ago +6
    Derpalishious-stalker amazingly-funny-nonactive-netflixbingewatching-coldloving-chucksfavoriteshoes-cyclist 4 years ago  
    Hate the heat, live in Utah, it's perfect for me! 4 years ago +1
    That is a lie, you like money 4 years ago  
    Guys the literal definition of Euthanize is Put (a living being especially a cat, or dog) to death humanely :P 4 years ago  
    Slightly lacking in these, know parkour, how to pickpocket, and break a bike lock... But I still could get mugged, have no fighting skills 4 years ago  
    There would be women and children, I'd feel horrible 4 years ago  
    I need to speak, and would be easier to talk to teachers, bosses, and crushes 4 years ago  
    At least I see happiness... and don't lose any money 4 years ago  
    I hate texting, it's not personal, and hearing a persons voice is awesome! 4 years ago  
    13 yo in full agreement, but I do love alt rock and a lot of 80's and 90's rock 4 years ago  
    It's centered around me! 4 years ago  
    Colds aren't that bad 4 years ago  
    Awkward moments are fun 4 years ago  
    Both 4 years ago  
    Make a robot suit 4 years ago  
    I want a ginger beard 4 years ago  
    I hate sleep 4 years ago  
    More reason to hate them 4 years ago  
    Nikola Tesla, one of my favorite people 4 years ago +2
    Would love having to go through the Internet to find out what has haplened 4 years ago  
    My thoughts exactly 4 years ago  
    Cute+Pain=Cute 4 years ago +1
    The rain is my shower! 4 years ago  
    Would be fun ;) 4 years ago  
    I do it all the time 4 years ago  
    If he's a bum, he deserves it 4 years ago  
    One of my life long dreams 4 years ago  
    Brewing might make it possible 4 years ago  
    Golf carts be street legal 4 years ago  
    Golf cart to the mall 4 years ago  
    Outside? What server is that? 4 years ago  
    Me too! 4 years ago  
    Only child 4 years ago  
    I love Friday! 4 years ago  
    Coke, just coke 4 years ago  
    Have to good a conscious 4 years ago  
    I'm too nice D: 4 years ago  
    Always wanted to go to a mental institution 4 years ago  
    Less pain 4 years ago  
    Silent movies are fun, The Artist for example 4 years ago  
    Too many deaths 4 years ago  
    Stealing fun, already an amateur pick pocket 4 years ago  
    I agree, misclick 4 years ago  
    Lies, all lies 4 years ago  
    I'm a pastafarian, what do you exoect 4 years ago  
    Meats too good! 4 years ago  
    Already do 4 years ago  
    Fun 4 years ago  
    My school friends already Know too much 4 years ago +1
    Seeing earth die is one of my many wishes 4 years ago  
    Fun 4 years ago  
    Duh 4 years ago  
    Easier to love them back 4 years ago  
    Average is fun 4 years ago  
    Piggy! Then bacon later 4 years ago  
    Funnier 4 years ago  
    Only want to play the ocarina and guitar anyway 4 years ago  
    I'd lift a ton at the gym 4 years ago  
    Gaming 4 years ago  
    I'd pick both 4 years ago  
    Wizard ninja, nuff said 4 years ago  
    Both had to happen, not going to choose 4 years ago +1
    I love suits 4 years ago  
    I love animals, and I already know Swedish and spanish 4 years ago  
    This is something I've always wanted 4 years ago  
    I'm more forgiving 4 years ago  
    It's the thrill 4 years ago  
    Music beats coffee, and Starbucks is too sweet 4 years ago  
    I'd like to test my survival skills, and say'Go on without me!' 4 years ago  
    Amazon doesn't sell donuts or coke or Doritos and sour cream, now do they 4 years ago  
    No worries, and YOLO is stupid, because it's a fact 4 years ago  
    Really, lack of Internet is impossible in this day and age 4 years ago  
    I could draw things, like in Cash Back 4 years ago  
    One of my many dreams 4 years ago  
    I would get a small music note or heart 4 years ago  
    Money! 4 years ago  
    Then I can plan accordingly 4 years ago  
    For da monies 4 years ago  
    I would know what girls like 4 years ago  
    Not God but the FSM (Flying Spaghetti Monster) 4 years ago  
    A little lest creepy, and 'I had it my way' 4 years ago  
    When I'm 25 I could start my micro-brewery (Said Pastafarian99, 13 yo 11 mo 12 do) 4 years ago  
    Only if they cooperated and would do cool things 4 years ago  
    Money lets me go places and do stuff 4 years ago  
    If I ruled then I could fix the problems 4 years ago  
    See if my kids are f*ucked up or not, to correct myself and make them have a good upbringing 4 years ago  
    I'm dead, I'd be chilling in Pastafarian heaven mame good use of the stripper factory and beer volcanoe 4 years ago  
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