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Joined on August 13th, 2014 (1,777 days ago)

Last login was 54 days ago

Votes: 7,019

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Would you rather Always say "frick" in every sentence or Always say "China" in every sentence 3 months ago 61 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fight Against Regis Philbin, all Irish people, and a pea or In World War I 6 months ago 72 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather always have Farts that smell like gourmet meals or Feet that smell like strawberries and roses 7 months ago 98 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have These eyes or This butt 7 months ago 118 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A merman/mermaid or A gnome 8 months ago 120 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to Take (the entirety of) Hollywood home or Localize an entire Aurora Borealis within your kitchen 8 months ago 70 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Drink acid and then poop on your mother and then die or Live in Vancouver, Canada and never be allowed to drive or enter cars/trucks/motorcycles except for the public transit system; you're not allowed to move out 8 months ago 99 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather look like This yellow dude or This 8 months ago 96 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Always have rainbows make you cry or Always have toilets make you laugh 8 months ago 132 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get punched by superman wearing brass knuckles, who is diving at you at Mach 5.5, and then die or Drink acid and then poop on your mother and then die 9 months ago 87 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Play "Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout" on the NES from beginning to end or Put your balls in a crocodile's mouth, while shoving your head up a unicorn's asshole! 9 months ago 104 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have A red nose or A big nose 10 months ago 85 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A toy that comes to life when humans aren't around or A household appliance that comes to life when humans around 10 months ago 74 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a big nose or Be super ugly and a jerk 10 months ago 82 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be fat and yet also be a super fast runner who never gets tired no matter how long or Be able to get shot multiple times by high-powered assault rifles and sub-machine guns, all being able to heal back to perfect health in only 5 seconds by staying behind a wall 10 months ago 87 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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You and your friends are running from a ginormous zombie horde that surrounded you to the nearest beach in a coastal city. You find two vehicles there. Would you rather escape in The Pizza Planet Truck -Ex Machina or This, whatever the heck it is 11 months ago 79 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have A snake in your boot or Toast in your drawers 11 months ago 83 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in the world of Anime Logic or Call of Duty Logic 11 months ago 58 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather speak "The Ching Chong Language" or "The Jibber-Jabber Language" 1 year ago 60 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a face, but no body! or A body but no face 1 year ago 44 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather spend the day at An ass ceremony or A furry convention 1 year ago 83 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A steam engine or A tugboat 1 year ago 63 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to have: Swastika biceps whenever you want them or A super long arm whenever you want it 1 year ago 59 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a friend who Always has spontaneous occasions of farting in public or Always has spontaneous occasions of preaching, ranting, and screaming in public about their support for the political ideology you most strongly oppose 1 year ago 64 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Pepsi is... A soft drink company or A country 1 year ago 65 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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England is... A country or a city 1 year ago 70 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink a sample of A famous person of your choice's pee or A hobo's sweat 1 year ago 72 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather make America great again or make America skinny again 2 years ago 116 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which love story is still a better love story than Twilight? Captain Price and Soap or Barack Obama and Joe Biden 2 years ago 77 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather that Austria and Hungary unite again or Czech Republic and Slovakia unite again 2 years ago 121 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Always switch jobs or Always switch boyfriends/girlfriends 2 years ago 64 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Austria and Hungary unite again or Britain and Ireland unite again 2 years ago 102 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather go to This "multimedia event" or The movie theatre to watch Ghostbusters (2016). 2 years ago 133 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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A grenade has just landed a few metres away from you. Would you rather Burn rubber!* or Run to it and throw it somewhere else* 3 years ago 132 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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If you were on a date with a chatty cathy doll, and you had a little string on your chest which you pull out and have to snap back, would you pull it out and snap it back? Yes or No 3 years ago 370 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have as US persident? Donald Trump or Vladimir Putin 3 years ago 246 votes 20 comments 1 like
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Would you rather only be able to laugh like Spongebob Squarepants or El Risitas 3 years ago 467 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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For the rest of your life, would you rather Scream like Private Wilhelm or Laugh like El Risitas 3 years ago 404 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat Frosted Frakes or Honey Nut Gestapos 3 years ago 364 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which do you find funnier? Making people angry or Seeing people get hurt 3 years ago 337 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have your talking voice and singing voice sound like the singing voice of Chad Kroeger (Nickelback) or Adam Levine (Maroon 5) 3 years ago 284 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Never be able to have or raise children or Have a big nose this size in proportion to your head and you cannot get plastic surgery or any form of shrinking the nose 3 years ago 313 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A parent and always have a low job position or Be a chairperson of a company you dream to own with the best crew imaginable and never be able to have or raise children 3 years ago 337 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a big nose no matter what or Stink no matter what 3 years ago 261 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A poor woman in Afghanistan with all of your strict gender rules regarding apparel, occupation, and everything else; you cannot leave the country, but you love life or A woman in Canada with all of your rights and freedoms but you can't leave the country and you will never be happy 3 years ago 181 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Learn Dvorak keyboard or Stick with QWERTY keyboard 3 years ago 82 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live with Worldwide Sharia Law and enforcement or Worldwide Grammar Nazis who kill people who misspell or mispronounce even once. 3 years ago 217 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A random newly formed country's leader and have dictatorship powers or A high-budget movie director 3 years ago 265 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather only be able to Eat McDonalds for the rest of your life and get fat or Work at McDonalds as a cashier or fry cook for the rest of your life and be dirt poor 3 years ago 343 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be addicted to recreational drugs or Have a big nose 3 years ago 254 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer Ed Sheeran - Photograph or Jack Johnson - Upside Down 3 years ago 67 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer Harem (Guy in friend group surrounded of 3 or more girls) or Reverse-harem (Girl in friend group surrounded of 3 or more guys) 3 years ago 263 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be reborn with very Overprotective parents or High expectations parents 3 years ago 339 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Legally have Hitler as your last name and you're not allowed to change it back or Have a big nose and you can't get plastic surgery 3 years ago 270 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be As annoyed as Picard or As high as the [10] Guy/Stoner Stanley 3 years ago 236 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be The opposite gender for a week or A non-human animal of your choice for a week 3 years ago 314 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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As a household pet that is fully tame and loves you, would you rather have A sand cat or A lion 3 years ago 253 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have this site to finally ban questions That involve you choosing a choice which asks a Family Feud-like survey question and you have to comment to answer it and the other choice is "I dunno," or "I don't care," or That involve users asking "Do you guys love me/miss me?", "I'm leaving!", or "I'm back!" and the two choices are "Wow! Cool!" and "I don't care!" 3 years ago 200 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Big feet and you can't get plastic surgery or A big nose and you can't get plastic surgery 3 years ago 332 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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After you die, would you rather go to Heaven or A fictional world/universe from a book, movie, show, or videogame .etc of your choice (You'll be reborn there if you die) 3 years ago 304 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather go to The swimming pool or The beach 3 years ago 231 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Insanely skinny (and your face is skully like the picture) and you can't get plastic surgery and eating extra doesn't help or Morbidly obese and it's impossible to lose weight 3 years ago 463 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather do The coolest and most thrilling stuff imaginable with your most hated celebrity (living or dead), your most hated animated character, and your most hated leader/politician (living or dead) or Very boring stuff (eg. Sitting on a bench just talking and nobody has or can get electronics) with your favourite celebrity (living or dead), your favourite animated character, and your favourite leader/politician (living or dead) 3 years ago 208 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a follower of Islam or Not, but have a big nose 3 years ago 197 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Shia LaBeouf or A Shia Muslim 3 years ago 154 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather die from Shark or Death by monkeys 3 years ago 258 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather people laugh (because they think you look funny) when you're Ranting furiously or Crying 3 years ago 199 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Bunny ears which come from your head and they can actually hear or A big nose 3 years ago 230 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Always angry no matter what (you rant when you're furious but people think you rant funny) or Always insanely depressed no matter what (no matter how much people comfort you, you go more and more bonkers) 3 years ago 186 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a skully head like Joseph Goebbels' actor on Downfall or Have a really big head and tiny body 3 years ago 187 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have A lion as a house pet or A big nose 3 years ago 201 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be bald or Have a big nose 3 years ago 202 votes 6 comments 1 like
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Would you rather Have herpes or Be forced to do 1000 proper burpees every single day 3 years ago 193 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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If your life had a theme song, would it be Third Eye Blind - Semi-Charmed Life or The Killers - Spaceman 3 years ago 61 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather see Hitler to have always had bunny ears in public or Obama to always have Mickey Mouse ears in public 3 years ago 249 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be WAY TOO Popular or Unpopular (but loved still) 3 years ago 255 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Smell like Nupple or Have a big nose 3 years ago 155 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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For the rest of your life, would you rather only be able to eat Vegetables (Nightshades are exceptions) and you cannot add anything else to the dishes or Fast food (you cannot add vegetables unless they're Nightshades) 3 years ago 213 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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If you were driving on your way to the airport but you crashed your car into a ditch and you have to run on foot to get there, what song would you rather have playing? Pet Shop Boys - Always on My Mind or R3hab & Trevor Guthrie - Soundwave 3 years ago 86 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer Hitler with bunny ears or Mickey Mao (Mao Zedong with mickey ears) 3 years ago 432 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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When you die, would you rather be murdered by Painis Cupcake or A big SWAT team who fights with Nokia 3310s 3 years ago 182 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather malls worldwide to allow Bikes inside (and to have designated biking lanes in the mall) or Pets inside 3 years ago 105 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Ocean surf or Bus/metro/train surf 3 years ago 218 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A successful porn star or A hated movie director 4 years ago 255 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have permanent Diabetes or Constipation 4 years ago 165 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer Ricola or Coca-Cola 4 years ago 127 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be forever Young but never be happy or Old and you love it 4 years ago 204 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live A Bug's Life or The Thug Life 4 years ago 289 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather have your science teacher be Bill Nye the Science Guy or Chemistry Cat (and it talks) 4 years ago 202 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather relive life having Bill Nye teach you science for every grade in school or Have average science teachers but different ones per grade (and they'd never show Bill Nye in school) 4 years ago 187 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be reborn as someone who forever can only Poop explosive diarrhea (It doesn't leak and you'll digest foods the same way as a normal person; it just comes out as type 7 liquid.) or Burp through his/her nose and never from the mouth (trust me, it hurts) 4 years ago 169 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer Columbia Pictures or Tristar Pictures 4 years ago 95 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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From this point onward, would you rather forever live The celebrity life or The Thug Life 4 years ago 211 votes 17 comments 1 like
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Do you prefer John A. MacDonald or Ronald McDonald 4 years ago 281 votes 8 comments 1 like
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Would you rather relive life having The Annoying Childhood Friend as your friend (and he will always follow you) or The High Expectations Asian Father as your father 4 years ago 239 votes 16 comments 1 like
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Would you rather be trapped in an elevator with Bill Nye the Science Guy or Timon and Pumbaa, and they can talk to you 4 years ago 281 votes 9 comments 1 like
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Do you prefer the term Painis or Pingas 4 years ago 79 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather own your very own Tame and rideable Pegasus or Transport Helicopter of your choice 4 years ago 231 votes 8 comments 1 like
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Who do you prefer? Nicki Minaj or He-Man 4 years ago 265 votes 10 comments 1 like
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Would you rather live in Alberta or Alabama 4 years ago 228 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get the best grades through school and you get the job of your dreams, but then you turn into a moron and get dumber and sillier, and your IQ lowers the older you get (after you get your job) or Get poor grades through school and never make it to post-secondary the first time to get the job of your dreams, but then you become smarter and smarter and your IQ rises the older you get 4 years ago 234 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Adopt kids (doesn't have to be from any poor country if you don't want to) or Give birth to kids 4 years ago 184 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather your dad be The High Expectations Asian Father or The Low Expectations Asian Father 4 years ago 282 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have worldwide legalization of Marijuana or Riding on the outside of trains (and new trains will have bars and platforms to hang on to) 4 years ago 146 votes 9 comments 1 like
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Would you rather ride crowded trains in Japan or India 4 years ago 271 votes 18 comments 1 like
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Would you rather have All your hard drives, flash drives and any computer item containing disk data stolen (but you still have all your other electronics the disks used to be used in) or All of your computer parts (with the exception of hard drives or disk drives) stolen 4 years ago 192 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Mr. Clean live in your house and do all the cleaning for you or Colonel Sanders rise from the dead, live in your house, and cook for you, including real homemade KFC for you when you want him to 4 years ago 149 votes 7 comments 1 like
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Would you rather own This dog who makes this face all the time or A dog of your opposite gender who gets jealous when it sees you with someone of your opposite gender 4 years ago 359 votes 10 comments 1 like
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Would you rather have A big nose or A very small one 4 years ago 259 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Super strong legs, but weak arms or Super strong arms, but weak legs 4 years ago 504 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have A big head, tiny body or A small head, huge body 4 years ago 574 votes 6 comments 1 like
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Would you rather have Violet eyes or A big nose 4 years ago 495 votes 20 comments 1 like
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Would you rather have A safe, incident-less dinner of your choice in Hitler's dining room and with him or A dinner of your choice with your friends and it turns into a massive food-fight midway as youse are all eating 4 years ago 304 votes 29 comments 1 like
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Would you rather have your dad be The Quaker Oats Man or The Spy from TF2 4 years ago 290 votes 8 comments 1 like
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On your next birthday, would you rather be surprised by Your favourite celebrities rush into your house when you're currently on your computer, phone, or game console and then they start a totally spectacular disco party with dozens of people in your house playing your favourite music in your music library or An average surprise party from your friends as you just make it home from school. It comes with free food and everything and at the end, they give you presents. 4 years ago 235 votes 17 comments 2 likes
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Would you rather be Famous and have loyal fans but no real friends or An Average Joe with no fans, but with good friends 4 years ago 259 votes 17 comments 1 like
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Would you rather own This dog who constantly makes this face most of the time or This horse who constantly makes this face most of the time 4 years ago 169 votes 10 comments 1 like
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Would you prefer movies where Only a couple side-characters are meant to be silly/dumb or The main characters are silly/dumb 4 years ago 142 votes 5 comments 1 like
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Do you prefer movies where The good guys are silly/dumb or The bad guys are silly/dumb 4 years ago 147 votes 7 comments 1 like
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Would you rather Invite Hitler to time travel from his time to have delicious dinner of your choice with you in your house (he doesn't have any weapons or guards to kill you if you're a race he doesn't like) and when he leaves back to his time, he'll forget all about you and where you live or Go to a rave and you're locked inside for the entire 12 hours of the night with lots of junkies 4 years ago 194 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be in a competition of downhill Couch racing or Shopping cart racing 4 years ago 177 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather own your very own Actual, working Lightsaber of any handle type and colour of your choice or Small arm of your choice; it's legalized to be used for self-defense or hunting, and you're able to buy ammo and attachments online 4 years ago 281 votes 20 comments 1 like
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Would you rather be raised by The Simpsons family and be siblings with Bart, Lisa, and Maggie or The Malcolm in the Middle family and be brothers with Francis, Reese, Malcolm, Dewey, and Jamie 4 years ago 242 votes 6 comments 1 like
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Would you rather own A dog or cat who is able to use the toilet properly whenever nature calls and it can flush properly after its dump or Your very own small arm of your choice; it's legalized to be used for self-defense or hunting, and you're able to buy ammo and attachments online 4 years ago 302 votes 6 comments 1 like
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Would you rather spill your Doritos In real life or Too many times whenever you're commenting on something. 4 years ago 249 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Order a mansion of your dreams with anything you dream inside (not the picture above) but you have to wait three years for them to build it and you need to pay fortunes for it. As you're waiting for it, you're broke and you can only live in an apartment with a bunch of weirdos or Live in an average 2-story house which you've already payed for and is available immediately and you have enough money to keep you with a living. 4 years ago 214 votes 3 comments 1 like
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Would you rather be able to perfectly make The Wilhelm Scream whenever you get hit or hurt or The Gut-Wrenching Scream and Fall into Distance whenever you want to 4 years ago 184 votes 7 comments 1 like
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Would you rather watch Your best friend die a hilarious death of "inflating" while making super funny sounding screams and then exploding like in a Michael Bay movie, but his death will be postponed to when he's supposed to die properly in life or Your worst enemy die of getting two swords pierced through his/her eyes and they get out from the other side of the head with more than enough eye fluid and blood rushing down from his/her head, and this happens the next time you have lunch and you're currently eating as you're watching. 4 years ago 189 votes 5 comments 1 like
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This will only happen once; would you rather meet Your favourite animated character at the coffee shop (or any place you go to for a brief time) before (s)he has to go in one hour or Your favourite celebrity playing with you in your favourite multiplayer game for as long as you can stay and (s)he's got it all recorded and live on his/her stream with many viewers 4 years ago 251 votes 5 comments 1 like
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Would you rather smoke Tobacco legally or Weed illegally 4 years ago 102 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather die of Laughter (which takes 25 minutes for your body to suffocate) or A nutshot (one so painful that it kills you immediately on impact) 4 years ago 242 votes 6 comments 1 like
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Would you rather join Chad Kroeger and finally find out what really was on Joey's head or Justin Beiber and find out how many times he said "never" 4 years ago 75 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Accidentally kiss a hockey player of your gender after your team's goal, but people will forget about it or Get your shoe thrown off from your foot by your best friend as you're skydiving and you can never find it on the ground 4 years ago 218 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer Sara Barielles - Brave or Katy Perry - Roar 4 years ago 90 votes 1 comment 1 like
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If you were trained and now are moderately skilled militant, which team's side would you fight for? Israel or Palestine 4 years ago 201 votes 24 comments 1 like
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Would you rather be A human and internet router at the same time so you have Wi-Fi everywhere you go, But you'll get an always up-pointing antenna attached (which won't break when you sit or lay on it) to you to transmit the signals or A dog with working helicopter propellers coming out from your back which allow you to fly as the mind commands 4 years ago 261 votes 7 comments 1 like
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Would you rather have nosey neighbours or noisy neighbors 4 years ago 102 votes 9 comments 1 like
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Would you rather spend a week with A celebrity of your choice in their place of work/residence or An animated character of your gender of your choice in their world and you have to sleep in the same bed, or underneath the same sheet as him/her. 4 years ago 236 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Play horseshoes with a recently used but moderately clean toilet seat or Have your TV tray be a thoroughly washed and clean toilet seat 4 years ago 210 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather make poopee or whoopee 4 years ago 215 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A pirate captain in the early 1700's with your very own ship and crew or A bank robber armed with cool guns in a criminal squad today 4 years ago 478 votes 22 comments 2 likes
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Would you rather be raised by A cowboy family with your very own horse and hunting rifle in the late 1800's or A redneck family with your very own camper van (to live in and drive around) and internet today 4 years ago 138 votes 20 comments 2 likes
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Would you rather be A mormon or A moron 4 years ago 141 votes 21 comments 1 like
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Would you rather do cool things with your Family or Friends 4 years ago 108 votes 6 comments 1 like
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Would you rather do spend one day doing The coolest and most awesome things imaginable (of your choice) with one of your most hated celebrities and one of your most hated bands or Very boring stuff (eg. sitting on a bench just talking) with your favourite celebrity and your favourite band. 4 years ago 249 votes 24 comments 1 like
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Would you rather have The High Expectations Asian Father as your dad or Jenna from Balto as your household dog who keeps taking cruds all over the house no matter how hard you train her; you have to keep her or else your peers will think you're a cruel dog owner 4 years ago 191 votes 7 comments 1 like
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Suppose you're a film director or producer; would you rather release a movie That is free to watch, and it will make you next to no profits, but everyone will see it and they'll think its the best and honour you greatly for it. or That is a regular movie people have to pay for and you make huge profits, but only people who have payed to watch it watched it and they think it's an average movie. 4 years ago 144 votes 12 comments 0 likes
56%
44%
Would you rather be an actor who's Very famous, but known for doing stupid/dumb roles in bad movies which makes people have really mixed impressions on you or Not so famous, but with the little amount of people who think you're pretty good. 4 years ago 100 votes 4 comments 2 likes
73%
27
Would you rather be A strong, beefy sled dog in 1928 or A fat, obese McDonald's kid today 4 years ago 275 votes 9 comments 3 likes
71%
29
Would you rather be Be a human and an internet router at the same time so you have Wi-Fi everywhere you go, But you'll get an always up-pointing antenna attached (which won't break when you sit or lay on it) to you to transmit the signals or Booze Lightyear who delivers booze to everyone 4 years ago 203 votes 6 comments 2 likes
39
61%
Would you rather be A girl in a friend group of all guys or A guy in a friend group of all girls 4 years ago 155 votes 14 comments 2 likes
21
79%
What would you rather have when you want it: A super long neck or A super long arm 4 years ago 110 votes 6 comments 2 likes
45%
55%
Would you rather only be able to wear underpants and nothing else or require booze to give you your energy every single day 4 years ago 220 votes 6 comments 0 likes
56%
44%
Would you rather be raised by A Redneck family with your very own computer and fast internet or A pack of wolves who have no electronics or internet 4 years ago 182 votes 8 comments 2 likes
61%
39
Would you rather be stuck in a zombie apocalypse with Your favourite movie director who comes with a PKM, has amazing aim, and comes with a big crud load of ammo or These VeggieTales characters who are the best melee fighters 4 years ago 250 votes 7 comments 2 likes
53%
47%
Would you rather have Vladimir Putin as your dad or The Fat Controller as your boss or principal 4 years ago 260 votes 8 comments 2 likes
26
74%
Would you rather have the ketchup bottle make fart sounds whenever you use it or whenever someone around you uses it 4 years ago 116 votes 1 comment 0 likes
58%
42%
If you were old, would you rather Look very young, but have terrible eyesight or Age so badly but have amazing eyesight 4 years ago 188 votes 6 comments 0 likes
78%
22
Would you rather Hump a cow in front of your entire family or Drink a glass of radioactive poison 4 years ago 180 votes 17 comments 0 likes

Paulb3 has posted the following comments:

I.. take that as sarcasm? :3 8 months ago  
Thank yo for the compliment about my 100% attempt. :) 8 months ago  
Vancouver, BC, Canada. 8 months ago  
It's not even overrated anymore. Most of its former peak fan-base moved onto different interests. 8 months ago  
It actually is not. It's a reference to a humorous voice line in Team Fortress 2 about the pictured character, the Scout, being labelled as being sensitive and emotional to even the most mild things such as rainbows in the sky. 8 months ago  
But unicorns are real: http://img.picturequotes.com/2/324/323857/unicorns-are-real-theyre-just-fat-grey-and-we-call-them-rhinos-quote-1.jpg 9 months ago  
No 100% for you, snipperoo! 10 months ago +1
Technically, yes. 10 months ago  
My former friends did this all the time. I hated it. I'd never tell such lie myself. 10 months ago +1
Whoops! Misclick! 10 months ago  
I already have had friends exclude me from many things, so I'd hate to do the same to future real friends. 10 months ago  
Already this is me. Everyone hates it. 10 months ago  
Heck yeah! I'm really not scared of this by the way. 10 months ago  
Telling lies as excuses because they think telling the truth is rude. (Eg, saying "sorry, I'm busy with plans" instead of "No, not interested. Sorry.") 10 months ago +4
Wendover Productions! 10 months ago  
Hanging. 11 months ago  
The only sane answer. 11 months ago  
BMW Isetta! The car of single men who can't get girlfriends. 11 months ago  
In Call of Duty, if you are mortally wounded, just stay behind the wall where there's no enemy fire, and you'll reheal to full health in just a few seconds. 11 months ago  
Apparently, it's some event the Sniper talks about in the reversed version of "Meet the Sniper". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=misQzsDI18E&t=52s 1 year ago  
Yes. 1 year ago  
Bang him with a baseball bat. >w 2 years ago  
Socialism!!! ^w^ 2 years ago  
I don't want kids anyways. 2 years ago  
It gotta be one or the other. 2 years ago  
Wow, over a year has passed since I didn't read this comment. I'm currently 16, and at the time I made this question, I was 15. 2 years ago  
Good candidates vs bad candidates. 3 years ago +1
Have the best body! 3 years ago  
That was me, an coincidentally I just got a cookie in real life! 3 years ago  
None! Just film directors want to keep casting you for your overused scream. :D 3 years ago  
I already want to be one. 3 years ago  
I'd say C. 3 years ago  
Ethnicity Mexcian and Iranian, born Canadian. 3 years ago  
Definitely not Pro Israel! 3 years ago +1
The Qu'ran was written by only one person; the bible was by so many who wrote different books and was put together in one by the Romans. The bible also has gotten countless amount of edits and "revisions," while the Arabic translation of the Qu'ran still remains unchanged from its really ancient versions. 3 years ago  
Electric cars 3 years ago  
But more truth than the bible. 3 years ago  
Cooking stuff! 3 years ago  
I'd rather live in Russian Federation anyways. 3 years ago  
Yes. 3 years ago  
Allready did. 3 years ago  
I don't want to have kids anyways and it was his choice to be have a life leading to that anyways. 3 years ago  
Whoops! wrong option! (And I picture my significant other just being like a friend.) 3 years ago  
good enough. As long as I love my job, then my life is not working. 3 years ago  
2015, not 2016. 3 years ago  
I don't need family. I can just have friends; I always found family interactions incestuous anyways even if that's not the point. 3 years ago +61
How do you know. 3 years ago  
B is a reason I converted from Christianity to Islam then from Islam to Atheism. 3 years ago  
Already have A... I think. 3 years ago  
Who cares of extra 10 years of life anyways. 3 years ago  
I'm glad I converted from Christianity to Islam in March 2014, then from Islam to Atheism in October 2015. 3 years ago +1
United States or Russian Federation 3 years ago +1
I'm more obsessed with times. 3 years ago  
"eating extra doesn't help, " it clearly says. 3 years ago  
I rarely need to buy stuff anyways. 3 years ago  
Screw my family 3 years ago  
I thought it meant matress made of wood. 3 years ago  
Pork is haraam. 3 years ago  
I dream to be a movie director when I grow up. 3 years ago  
Running and jogging it is then. 3 years ago +3
I never like videos of soldiers reuniting with their pets or children, no matter how heartwarming, because I don't like how the soldiers are gone because they're killing people and everybody thinks they are brave and strong, and they come straight back home in their uniforms. 3 years ago  
It was a prediction. A bad one. 3 years ago  
"Everytime it makes me laugh!" 3 years ago  
when you are not singing, you still have the voice for every vocal sound you make. 3 years ago  
Thanks to this society. 3 years ago  
B has much worse food and much worse health than A. 3 years ago +1
Sadly I don't have any to consider so. 3 years ago  
Oh yeah! 3 years ago  
Not illiegal. 3 years ago +1
Star Trek: The Next Generation 3 years ago  
neither do I. 3 years ago  
Yes. In fact I was planning to make a new account called "AdolfTheBigNoseHitler" where my questions are all exclusively with one choice to be relating to Barnacle Boy's big nose. 3 years ago  
I'm the smart one in the couple. 3 years ago  
Good. 3 years ago  
My faith in humanity has now been restored. 3 years ago  
I'll fix that then. 3 years ago  
I've seen Data from Star Trek: TNG without emotions. I can do very well. 3 years ago  
This would save my entire life. 3 years ago  
Reese's >>>>>>>>>>>Oreo 3 years ago +1
Sell it! 3 years ago  
Give that food to starving kids in Africa! 3 years ago  
Healthier to avoid. 3 years ago  
it says "always" right at the text of A and it was there the whole time; i didn't change it. 3 years ago  
More fun and less hot 3 years ago  
WHY?! 3 years ago  
Ugh! I hate hot temperatures! 3 years ago  
Gotta prevent STIs and kids! 3 years ago +3
I wear the same clothes till the end of time. 3 years ago  
Air 3 years ago  
I like the sky how it is already 3 years ago  
When someone asks me who my crushes are 3 years ago  
Burn rubber! 3 years ago  
Rave 3 years ago  
I already know how to cook well and I love cooking. 3 years ago +1
"*Always* have a low job position." 3 years ago  
That really is Col. Sanders' tie; it just looks like two arms and two legs. 3 years ago  
Lol 3 years ago  
Thanks. I wish... But according to the homepage, the question related to the African children and the lightsaber is the only question alexw liked ever since. 3 years ago +1
Whoops! Wrong choice! 3 years ago +1
I rarely eat candy anyway 3 years ago  
Lol B. 3 years ago  
Mac and cheese 3 years ago  
A Muslim doesn't simply WORSHIP Muhammad. God himself is always the top 3 years ago  
The funny thing is that 34% of the girls chose B, and only 16.5% of the guys did... 3 years ago +1
I laughed at the video "scarlet takes a tumble"! 3 years ago  
No way. 3 years ago  
I eat pizza more than I eat donuts. 3 years ago  
Less dangerous when worst case scenario. 3 years ago +1
Pic for B though. 3 years ago  
Now my vacations at Mexico and Turkey will be awesome! 3 years ago +1
A is good for stabilizing world population 3 years ago +3
2 years 3 years ago  
This question is 3 years behind and even so was overasked. 3 years ago  
1 year 3 years ago  
3 or 4 3 years ago  
One does not simply just ate an ant... 3 years ago +4
A doesn't even have food. 3 years ago  
A is haraam. 3 years ago  
I don't care. It's cheap and I barely care about the outside. 3 years ago  
You don't. I said that potatoes are nightshades which don't count. 3 years ago  
I heard a big fraction of marriages end up in divorce anyways. 3 years ago +1
The celebs are too old for my age anyways. 3 years ago  
That's what my future will be. 3 years ago  
I'm a piñata! 3 years ago +2
certain television logos 3 years ago  
Paper what? Is this the newest generation of loopholing? 3 years ago +1
You would've died with spelling "to" as "top"! 3 years ago  
It requires lots of experience. 3 years ago  
Good luck communicating then. 3 years ago  
I know. 3 years ago  
I know 3 years ago  
Sharia is worldwide so hijacking is no longer necessary. 3 years ago  
No, they just want to be real Jews. 3 years ago  
A leads to doing pre-marital sex. I'm Muslim so I must avoid as far as possible. 3 years ago  
Your ex is a dog? Let alone a fictional animated one? 3 years ago  
Bigger. 3 years ago  
I feel better being poor than rich. 3 years ago  
I'd pop if I was a balloon, or I'd run out of air. 3 years ago  
Whoops! I thought it said if I'd rather GO to A or B where I slowly descend up the scale in A. 3 years ago  
Men try to get out, but they can't. 3 years ago  
What's popeyes? 3 years ago  
He sucks. 3 years ago +1
Cool. I am "Hungary." 3 years ago +1
Donuts have sprinkles and everything 3 years ago  
FL studio. 3 years ago  
Wrong choice! Turns out dihydrogen monoxide is H20. 3 years ago  
I'm not even reading these long questions. 3 years ago +2
I don't like kids, and its for our own good. 3 years ago  
Lol the pictures 3 years ago  
Screw countries! 3 years ago +1
If you replaced the word "children" with "animals", this would be a 100% question for B. Trust me. I know how this world actually works. 3 years ago +1
I love buses and trains. 3 years ago +1
11% of our world are trollers who really are bored so they troll. What a world we live in. 3 years ago  
My fantasy. 3 years ago +1
Chocolates! 3 years ago  
Happened to me before. I flushed it out with water real fast. 3 years ago  
Whoops! Wrong choice! I'm Muslim, but I think Sharia Law is just unlivable as they're killing people because they broke laws that weren't even specified in the Quran. 3 years ago  
Whoops! Wrong choice! I mean B and I choose Super Smash Bros on N64. I'm best at that. 3 years ago +1
Oh yeah! Hal! 3 years ago +1
Humans are too overpopulating anyways. 3 years ago  
Here in my city, mosques are just giant garages. They're still mosques anyways. 3 years ago  
I don't like kids anyways. 3 years ago  
Crush 3 years ago  
Not because kids will learn to kill people when they play Cod, but they complain, troll, and whine on multiplayer. That's what the ESRB was really made for. 3 years ago  
Bring it to African countries! 3 years ago +1
Where's DavidSingle in here? 3 years ago  
I don't need runways 3 years ago +1
Nostalgia Critic, Angry Videogame Nerd, Failarmy Commander, Joe and Dave from Game Sack. 3 years ago  
More modest 3 years ago +1
Same 3 years ago  
Yes. 3 years ago  
I'm going to a Enjoy a movie 3 years ago  
Faster and cheaper. 3 years ago +2
Walt Disney was founded by a 33 degree freemason. 3 years ago  
I'm Muslim. A is haram. 3 years ago  
Bus surf! 3 years ago  
I felt B before; I had to stay on the toilet whenever someone doesn't have to go. 3 years ago  
Wow... Justin Beiber's house.... 3 years ago  
Judging by that picture of the pistol, I thought DavidSingle made this question. 3 years ago +3
*wonders very weirdly about why all four people who commented had asterisks* 3 years ago +1
I already have to vomit every six months 3 years ago +3
I can obey and eveyrhting! 3 years ago  
My granny is dead, so i'd be punching her dead body. 3 years ago  
and would taste not that good. 3 years ago +1
In case I survive the crash, I at least become a witness on Air Crash Investigations. 3 years ago +4
I was born in it. 3 years ago  
I get help at least. 3 years ago  
Beef contains traces of E. Coli. 3 years ago  
Controlled western media is controlled 3 years ago +1
I'm muslim. 3 years ago +1
Harper sucks anyways. 3 years ago  
13% of our world is full of trolls. What a sad life. 3 years ago +2
Wow. Our world has changed since the question relating to having Hitler as a last name and never eating chocolate again where never eating chocolate again got 52%. 3 years ago +1
By the way, I had the same pictures in one of my other questions. 3 years ago  
No, that other one was where the other choice is to never eat chocolate again, not to have a big nose. 3 years ago  
4% of people think watermelon is for black people only. 3 years ago  
It doesn't say I need to drink the beer, I'll sell it all! 3 years ago  
Politic wars would be over with this. 3 years ago  
I always pronounce it like that. I also say t/ah/cos, not t/aw/cos and I pronounce everything correctly. 3 years ago  
Same 3 years ago +1
Wrong choice! 3 years ago  
A would make me obese, unless I absolutely resist. 3 years ago +2
My man. 3 years ago +1
On bread. 3 years ago +1
A would turn me into a fugitive. 3 years ago  
For A, I don't even ask girls out anyways. 3 years ago  
Their meat is square. 3 years ago  
That's what I always do 3 years ago +1
Sounds fun. 3 years ago  
A is too noisy and everyone talks over each other. 3 years ago +1
Easier. Just twist it and use it as a whip (unless its poisonous though.) 3 years ago  
I already can 3 years ago  
Maybe... figuring out that sand cats do not require much water as they've been adapted in the desert to get their water supply from meat. 3 years ago  
I would if its not jumping all around the house, (which it might likely do as most cats—especially the domestic cat—are nocturnal.) 3 years ago  
I don't want to kill poor penguins when I crash 3 years ago +1
If that country for A is the United States, then the middle east turns into a big cemetery. 3 years ago  
*Forwards to you slowly with a thumbs up as a positive reply* 3 years ago +1
I find space stations so disturbing, unless they do not involve terraformed regions (because the ground needs to curve upward due to how artificial gravity works) so that the entire thing is like a giant mall. 3 years ago +3
Whoops! Wrong choice! 3 years ago +1
I'm 15, and I heard the sound 3 years ago  
Also because they're creeped out by clowns. 3 years ago  
computer+parts, solar electric generator, bed, refrigerator, soil 3 years ago +2
Dabur herbal toothpaste 3 years ago  
tiger 3 years ago  
chinese 3 years ago  
turkey 3 years ago  
kids 3 years ago  
dog 3 years ago  
I wouldn't mind looking like A, however I prefer biking over driving anyways. 3 years ago  
Get tanned 3 years ago  
I love potatoes 3 years ago +3
Wrong choice! 3 years ago  
I already do... 3 years ago  
Already do. 3 years ago  
He has a walrus moustache. 3 years ago  
I want to be a screenwriter and movie director. 3 years ago  
I already do. 3 years ago +1
Bikes and transit 3 years ago  
I wouldn't mind. 3 years ago  
Already do 3 years ago  
Pork is haraam 3 years ago  
Gum 3 years ago  
Good. 3 years ago  
Same here. They shagged up Google Images to the maximum. 3 years ago  
Less inappropriate 3 years ago  
5 years isn't that much. 3 years ago  
Ouch....... 3 years ago  
29 votes and 100%. This is breaks the record of 14 votes and 100% (the biggest 100% streak I saw). 3 years ago  
I don't watch TV anyways. 3 years ago  
Whoever made this question is option B 3 years ago +1
Less risks of having kids. 3 years ago  
He looks like M. Night Shyamalan. 3 years ago +1
Even if he brutalizes me, there's always a first aid kid to get to and an ambulance. Can't say the same for WWI. 3 years ago  
I can confirm that even if I find my soulmate, then I'd get tired of her after the next 5 years with her. A true love is someone I NEVER get tired of. 3 years ago  
Wrong choice! With A, you can always speak with a horn. 3 years ago  
B is a good thing which could raise the average IQ of people. 3 years ago +1
Option B is gambling - that is haraam. 3 years ago  
Gum. 3 years ago  
At least I get paid for it and I get a gun 3 years ago  
No religions, just one belief that God exists and has created our universe. 3 years ago  
My body could be found in the incident 3 years ago  
Wrong choice! But still, didn't they just legalise same-sex marriage in the US? 3 years ago  
I watch it all the time and I so badly want to compete! 3 years ago +1
I'd say dog but Islam discourages dogs and prefers cats. 3 years ago  
They have manes 3 years ago  
I won't worry with people calling me, 3 years ago  
Neither 3 years ago  
I'd be 5. 3 years ago  
Me 3 years ago  
They were both references of the scene in Toy Story 2 3 years ago  
I'd actually not mind. 3 years ago  
In Soviet Russia, Russian man marry you! 3 years ago  
The reason marriage exists. 3 years ago  
Doesn't matter to me as even if I want kids when I grow up, I'm adopting. 3 years ago  
It's haram in Islam, so I'm going to need to go straight to marriage. 3 years ago  
They're ubiquitous, they're mischievous, they're noisy, they have very annoying looks, they put everything in their mouthes, they have no teeth, they can't understand you, and too many people have too many of them. 3 years ago +1
I cannot believe the 15%. 3 years ago  
I love big cats 3 years ago  
It's why the Lion King was made. 3 years ago  
At least the B cats can have moustaches. 3 years ago +1
Only once 3 years ago  
¡Soy un piñata! 3 years ago +1
In B, to me he already does. 3 years ago  
Wear two condoms 3 years ago +1
Wrong choice!!! 3 years ago +1
I can at least see him rant when he gets angry 3 years ago  
Wear a condom. 3 years ago  
World population is too high. 3 years ago  
Custom armour that actually fits your head... 3 years ago  
Careful, your weakness is a headshot! 3 years ago  
No, those 3% are people who are happily Jewish. 3 years ago  
I remember the scenes of both A & B. :D 3 years ago  
B sounds like Adele to me :D 3 years ago  
I'm a lone wolf anyways. 3 years ago  
Doggy vision, minus the shades of blue and yellow! 3 years ago  
Troll them. 3 years ago  
Drinking is haraam. 3 years ago +1
That'd be okay. 3 years ago  
15% of people are so dumb they want to kill themselves. 3 years ago +3
What's wrong with his suit? 3 years ago  
Stunts are beautiful 3 years ago  
I didn't get to choose who my parents are anyways. I get to choose my friends. 3 years ago  
Whoops! Wrong choice. 3 years ago  
Its much easier and I end at the end. 3 years ago  
A is so annoying on the radio. 3 years ago  
20%? I must be different then. 3 years ago  
I hate these types of questions. 3 years ago +1
Too much computer time, bad economy, racism, excessive amount of people having kids, and too many people invading the middle east. 3 years ago +1
Wrong choice! I misread the question! 3 years ago  
Disagreed 3 years ago +2
Mountain dew! 3 years ago  
I'll already be soon in my church (though they won't kill me but they'd excommunicate me.) 3 years ago  
I'm already finding new gag names with this! 3 years ago  
I'm at least a neighbor. 3 years ago  
I'm handsome at least. 3 years ago  
Darn-it. If it was a he then I could wish it was a "Wilhelm Scream" or a "Gut Wrenching Scream and Fall into Distance" 3 years ago  
Oh yeah! 3 years ago  
Excessive blood and gore when you kill someone 3 years ago  
Oh! So that's how his enlarged profile pic actually looks! 3 years ago +1
United States and ISIL (thank goodness) 3 years ago  
Cool 3 years ago +1
My 7th grade 3 years ago  
Big X though 3 years ago  
Battlefield campaign was short and crappy 3 years ago +1
Better because I'm muslim 3 years ago  
B says but "but never happy" not "but never BE happy" so maybe this means that the people who you're dating is not happy but you are... 3 years ago  
White people! 3 years ago  
We can prevent B by not having kids and keeping the world the way it is 3 years ago  
It took me months to figure that "regets" was mispelled in pic A. 3 years ago  
I would... sorry family 3 years ago +1
lol question 3 years ago  
Congratulations on beating the "dumb name and be beautiful" question. 3 years ago  
I could learn to love it. 3 years ago  
unless they fall off though. 3 years ago  
Does the chick in A have violet eyes? 3 years ago  
We're overexploitating the wildlife and we're increasing global warming. 3 years ago +2
I don't care 3 years ago  
Vinegar is acidic 3 years ago  
Like no one ever was 3 years ago +1
I want a huge rave wedding. 3 years ago  
Nerds are smart 3 years ago +1
I waana be a happy moron anyways 3 years ago  
Why isn't this 97%? 3 years ago  
pizza hut 3 years ago  
Good question. 3 years ago +1
U W0T M8? 3 years ago +1
I'd want to be a happy moron 3 years ago +1
That'll be my celeb life 3 years ago +1
Sabrina 3 years ago  
I am too. I hate doing push-ups and the jumps. 3 years ago  
Lemme calculate: For me, a burpee might take 3 seconds. So 1000 x 3 = 3000. 12 hours a day is 720 minutes. That is 43200 seconds. So actually you do have breaks. 3 years ago  
What Psy said when you put Gangnam style in reversed with subtitles. I still don't know what it is but some people debate that nupple is "nipple". 3 years ago  
Not it's not. The crust is starch, the cheese is dairy, and the tomato sauce is nightshade. 3 years ago +2
Potatoes are nightshades, so you won't be able to eat those. 3 years ago  
I have friends already and they're buttholes. 3 years ago +1
How did you choose the choice if you're explaining why the choice doesn't make sense? 3 years ago  
Is that just me or does the B dude have oral herpes on his bottom lip? 3 years ago  
It started natural but I believe there also was a manmade way of it 3 years ago  
I'd run out of condoms 3 years ago  
I won't have troubles with putting on headphones 3 years ago  
What a silly question. *facepalm* 3 years ago  
Love YTPs! 3 years ago  
I can. 3 years ago  
I heard that in Japan crooked teeth is considered cute. 3 years ago  
Shorter time 3 years ago  
My dad is Iranian 3 years ago +1
Sony vs. Microsoft counts as the same thing. 3 years ago  
Looks like I've got to get married within in the next 12 hours in order to have my virginity thrown the right way. 3 years ago  
I'd go for the moron, but because he's miserable, then I'm going for the genius 3 years ago  
Contrarily, I heard back in WWII, they used to make Mickey Mouse gas masks so they DON'T scare kids. 3 years ago  
I mean that this is the way you'd die only once. 3 years ago  
Whopps! Wrong choice! 3 years ago  
I don't really have a purpose for seeing people's bones. 3 years ago  
My grandma is in Mexico *rekt!* 3 years ago  
Sushi; it's too mushy and my mouth feels like spitting it out due to its texture and taste. 3 years ago  
I'm Muslim and drinking is prohibited. Drugs should be too, but dope didn't exist back when the Quran was written. *ba dum tss* 3 years ago  
Hm... 3 years ago  
These types of questions suck. 3 years ago  
I don't even eat "brown sauce." 3 years ago +1
Wrong option! Islam forbids bacon 3 years ago +1
I dislike cheesecake; everybody makes it. 3 years ago +1
I'm Muslim. 3 years ago  
Give her some gum. 3 years ago  
50% of our world are aithiests 3 years ago +1
Last Nite 3 years ago  
Lowkey makes the most sense. 3 years ago  
Lefty for me 3 years ago +2
Less chances of breaking and they're waterproof 3 years ago  
how I feel about Islam wherever I go. 3 years ago +1
Which country bombed Hiroshima? Which country invaded Vietnam? Which country invaded Afganistan? 3 years ago +2
5% of the people are happily Jewish. 3 years ago +1
Allah doesn't want me eating pork though... 3 years ago  
B would be good because many people leave their pets in the car (with the window closed) on hot summer days because they can't bring the pets in the mall. 3 years ago  
People can learn what cool dances I can do 3 years ago +1
Completely destroys risk of having kids ::D 3 years ago  
Darnit! Whatever, when I make it to heaven, my motto will be "YOLT" (You only live twice) 3 years ago  
I get to ride dogs! 3 years ago  
I always thought marriage would be miserable anyways. 3 years ago  
The sad thing is all the celebrities I know are much older than me. 3 years ago  
easier to store 3 years ago +1
I'm always able to tell whether its davidsingle's questions. 3 years ago  
India! 3 years ago  
Stealing is haraam. 3 years ago +1
That'd be quite amuzing. 3 years ago  
Yep. 3 years ago  
2012. 3 years ago  
Davidsingle, Extrasausagepizza, Ilovefreedom, reogirl and that_person. *runs for the nearest exit before people reply* 3 years ago +1
Cars (the videogame) 3 years ago  
5 days 3 years ago  
My man. 3 years ago  
A Great Big World - Say Something 3 years ago  
Mean either. 4 years ago  
K then. 4 years ago  
You've got the exact same profile pic as him just tinted lavender; however the real RedEagle is here and he said "No". 4 years ago  
Redeagle? Is that you? 4 years ago  
Uptown, funk you up. Uptown funk you up 4 years ago  
I only heard of OneRepublic. 4 years ago +14
Somehow I find B looking like a human version of Po from Kung Fu Panda. 4 years ago  
So you're telling me, you only went to school for ten days. 4 years ago  
In B, I can also be a house. 4 years ago  
Who's this "happy genuis" you speak of? 4 years ago  
Dirty Bomb, TF2, and Battlefield 4 is enough for me until Battlefield 5 comes out. (Yes, I know what Hardline is) 4 years ago  
Why I'm wanting to be a movie director when I grow up. 4 years ago  
He comes with an MP5K. 4 years ago  
Not as deadly 4 years ago  
I'm Muslim, so pork is haraam. 4 years ago  
Who wouldn't want any music to listen to. 4 years ago  
I'm not black, but Muslim and I cannot eat pork. 4 years ago  
I wouldn't mind honestly. 4 years ago  
caught me there, I'll fix it. 4 years ago  
I could take 12 years considering the following. 4 years ago  
Alright David, It was an honour to finish all of your questions. Goodbye. 4 years ago  
I like your questions, Dave; they make me laugh because you keep using the same scenarios and same pictures. That's why I'm going through all of your questions right now. 4 years ago  
Vladimir Poutin is. 4 years ago  
E. Coli in beef, governors? 4 years ago  
I get released eventually 4 years ago  
fair enough. 4 years ago  
Crowd surf 4 years ago  
Then don't drive! 4 years ago  
pockets 4 years ago +1
It's already black 4 years ago +1
And defuse it 4 years ago  
Maybe my mail is food! 4 years ago  
And quickly run for the water 4 years ago  
Got some IV shots for the past four days 4 years ago  
Play with humans! 4 years ago +1
Love United! 4 years ago  
Option A is our world if people keep having kids. 4 years ago  
I love how David keeps using all the same pictures 4 years ago  
Then immediately get the first aid kit(ten). 4 years ago  
Wrong one! 4 years ago  
Who cares if peeps see me nude, it's not my fault 4 years ago  
Live the life of a cow! 4 years ago  
I heard that marriage leads to lots of feuds. 4 years ago  
I won't have a brain in either situations because only idiots would get hit by trains. :D 4 years ago  
Already doing that with the help of Islam. 4 years ago  
I'm not either 4 years ago  
It's called stains on them and you need to put them on the laundry :P 4 years ago  
That pizza is gross soooo 4 years ago  
Me! I'm not trolling, I really choose this. 4 years ago  
Agreed. (I'm 15.) 4 years ago  
3% of the people here are happily Jewish. 4 years ago  
Sorry but you won't be this time as it's going to actually be some "garbeg". 4 years ago  
Not garbage, "garbeg." 4 years ago  
I'd live an amazing life like this. 4 years ago +2
Your profile pic explains everything. 4 years ago  
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