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porcup (user #42,720) MaleSilver Medal

Joined on March 9th, 2015 (1,597 days ago)

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    You take that back, you heretic! 4 years ago  
    I was thinking of Hockey when I answered this question. 4 years ago  
    Hey, I'm a guy! 4 years ago  
    My favourite jeans already have grass stains. 4 years ago  
    Not if it's for relaxation rather than cleansing. Standing isn't very relaxing. 4 years ago  
    No, I noticed it. But I can live with aids. I can't live with an asshole. 4 years ago  
    I do not care if I'm legally married, only if my partner and I consider ourselves married. 4 years ago  
    Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. 4 years ago  
    I'm bisexual, so for me it's a win-win ;) 4 years ago  
    So am I ;) 4 years ago  
    I don't like the picture they chose, but the idea itself. 4 years ago  
    Honestly, I don't care, as long as I find out at the same time as my wife/girlfriend. 4 years ago  
    It very specifically says "Burn *alive*". ♪I will survive♪ 4 years ago  
    I prefer cats, but we have a similar opinion. 4 years ago  
    A friend will help you move a couch. A good friend would help you move a body. 4 years ago  
    Or bisexual. 4 years ago  
    I'm a guy. I think I can handle it. 4 years ago  
    Welp. I think I made the wrong choice! 4 years ago  
    For me, personally, it doesn't matter. I can still remember music, or make it up in my head. Beethoven was deaf too, you know. 4 years ago  
    I hate both, but I hate Starbucks less. 4 years ago  
    Umm... what about bisexual? I mean, I do prefer women over men, but still... 4 years ago  
    Same here! Ha! Learn to take a chance! 4 years ago  
    So am I ;) 4 years ago  
    Abortion was illegal. Do you know what happened? Women who found themselves in trouble (whether it was a mistake or by force) were taken advantage of by "doctors" who either didn't know what they were doing or charged outrageous fees just to keep it a secret. "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." 4 years ago  
    I have this friend who brings in a Wii-U to school ALMOST EVERY DAY. With controllers and a screen. Your argument is invalid. 4 years ago  
    "Blond" specifically refers to males. Therefore, choosing blond is specifically male, while choosing redhead means either gender. 4 years ago  
    People! It says you can't have both. But, this way, even if I don't have the knowledge, I could hire someone who does! 4 years ago  
    Money can buy ice cream, and that's almost the same thing! 4 years ago  
    I would love my wife even if she was a lesbian. I would love my son even if he was gay. This is just what I would rather find out ;) 4 years ago  
    I might be slightly biased. Now, excuse me, while I have a double-double and a poutine in my igloo. 4 years ago  
    If up to 18 counts, then we still get sexy times. 4 years ago  
    It's not just the spiders I'm worried about. 4 years ago  
    Dude, I'm neither a girl nor a liar. 4 years ago  
    Objection! Get one of those brain reader controllers! They're hell'a expensive, but totally worth it. 4 years ago  
    Wait, I can get a computer virus? As in me, or my computer? Because me having a computer virus would be rather interesting. 4 years ago  
    I already have book smarts, and it doesn't say anything about not keeping what you already know. 4 years ago  
    I already say (almost) everything on my mind. At least this way, the amount of time it took me to figure out how to communicate the idea would give me the chance to destroy the evidence before I send it out. 4 years ago  
    I honestly hate both, but I hate Christmas less. This does not mean that I am a scrooge; I often give the most well thought out gifts. 4 years ago  
    Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. (*ΦωΦ*) 4 years ago  
    I was classy as hell when I was 10. And since classy beats swag (on account of classy actually being real), I win. 4 years ago  
    I personally would just be more comfortable. And this has nothing to do with my orientation, I just don't want any guy poking around down their unless we're in a relationship (I'm bi). 4 years ago  
    I'm a guy who thinks that loving playing games is all that makes you a gamer, whether you're a guy or a girl. 4 years ago  
    It has been scientifically proven that cats are smarter than dogs. They can, contrary to popular belief, be trained. They're just complete assholes unless they want something. 4 years ago  
    I'd rather go through a bad divorce than a bad marriage. 4 years ago  
    I would like to point out that it never said that people of the opposite sex are never attracted to you. Check mate. 4 years ago  
    If my crush dated my enemy, that would be one more reason to DESTROY him. 4 years ago  
    It's the personal touch that means everything. 4 years ago  
    Hey, if you can't stand the heat, then that's your choice and I respect it. 4 years ago  
    So am I ;) 4 years ago  
    If you're not doing what you love, you're doing life wrong. 4 years ago  
    The question is not which brand is the best, but which drink is the best. While I do like Dr. Pepper and Sprite, I cannot stand the taste of Coca-Cola. 4 years ago  
    Let me put it this way. Hitler dies before he becomes Fuhrer. So what, do you think the Nazi's never become a thing? Or does someone else become Fuhrer. That's the thing to think about. 4 years ago  
    If I could save my friends, I would. But I cannot tell my friends not to save me. That wouldn't be fair for them. 4 years ago  
    Wait, we can comment without choosing!? This changes EVERYTHING! 4 years ago  
    I chose this one because it literally means that the possibilities are endless. You know, as long as I remember what worked and what didn't... 4 years ago  
    I'm lucky as all hell. And if that's one of my super powers, then the second one will be that I can bring back whoever. Read the thing, it says "most likely". 4 years ago  
    Get a revolver gun. Put one bullet in, leave the other chambers empty. Spin the chamber holder so that a random chamber will be shot. On most revolvers, this leaves a 1/6 chance of the bullet being shot. Place the bullet to your temple and pull the trigger. If you got the bullet you lose. And also die. 4 years ago  
    Not just that, but health care, too. 4 years ago  
    We're in Canada. It's not actually illegal so long as it's not proof of a crime or a corporate/government secret. 4 years ago  
    Didn't think of that... 4 years ago  
    Seeing your comment, I realize that I made the wrong choice. 4 years ago  
    I'm scared of clowns. 4 years ago  
    Why not both? I mean, I just chose the one I thought was most likely, but seriously? Does every gospel of every religion state that the big bang couldn't have possibly occurred? Likewise, does any law of physics state that no deity could possibly exist? 4 years ago +1

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