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Who is hotter, Dexter Morgan's Sister or Wife 7 years ago 5,114 votes 8 comments 1 like
Would you rather Never be able to sleep but never get tired. (You don't need sleep to survive) or Never be able to eat but never get hungry. (You don't need food to survive) 7 years ago 443 votes 12 comments 0 likes
Which early internet game was better? Drug/Dope Wars or Jake's Booty Call 7 years ago 402 votes 3 comments 0 likes
What kind of hoodie is better? Hoodie without zipper or Hoodie with Zipper 7 years ago 436 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Which robot would you rather have as your friend? Bender or Terminator 7 years ago 835 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Which country is better? Australia or Canada 7 years ago 64,617 votes 1,179 comments 0 likes
Take a shot of... Jack Daniels or Jim Beam 7 years ago 324 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Which show is better? Scrubs or How I Met Your Mother 7 years ago 951 votes 13 comments 0 likes
Which ESPN blonde do you prefer? SportsNation's Michelle Beadle or College Gameday's Erin Andrews 7 years ago 5,416 votes 12 comments 1 like
Who is the bigger bad ass? Federal Agent Jack Bauer or Walker Texas Ranger 7 years ago 264 votes 5 comments 0 likes

Saladsucksitsnotfood has posted the following comments:

Do you even lift bro? Start lifting if you don't and chicks will start to notice you. 2 years ago  
Get to shoot, taze, and beat up scumbags. 3 years ago  
I watched the original Fox show. Did not watch the new one that you're referring to, I assume it sucked. 4 years ago  
Ducks fly together! 4 years ago  
Coldplay blows. They're a sh*tty version of Radiohead. 4 years ago +4
Here's an example to demonstrate how stupid picking A is. 146,000 dollars in 2014 dollars is equal to 20,500 in 1967 dollars. If you made this deal in 1967 and the stipulation was that you would receive 20,500 dollars a year for the next 47 years, that would have seemed like a great deal at first but by now it wouldn't because the cash you receive doesn't go up with the rate of inflation meaning you get less and less value each year until eventually that 146K is a poor salary. 4 years ago +1
Wow I can't believe anybody voted for 400 a day. 7 million dollars in what is essentially a lump sum is worth way more than 7 million over 47 years, which is what it would take if you got 400 dollars a day. Inflation alone makes choice B the better one. Then there's the assumption that any intelligent person will invest most of the 7 million dollars and make it grow. 4 years ago +3
Me and my Colt SAA are ready son. 4 years ago  
Nope. She is more famous for her lack of class and the ridiculous antics she pulled like embarrassing Joe DiMaggio and Jackie Kennedy than her work, because even her contemporaries said she was a terrible singer and actress, but at least she was the President's personal cum rag. Somebody's gotta do it I guess. 4 years ago +1
Exactly. The only reason why people even know who she is today is because she sucked JFK's dick. If it wasn't for that nobody under the age of 40 would even remember her. 4 years ago +3
I hope that's a joke or you're seriously misinformed. 4 years ago  
Except it's not a joke since you're trying to somehow imply that people are stupid for picking Jupiter. 4 years ago  
It's a stupid question because both are impossible. So it's certain failure either way. Since that's the case, I'll go with the one that is more survivable, which is Jupiter. While you can't "land" it doesn't mean you can't survive. Trying to "land" on the sun would be certain death. 4 years ago  
Clint is awesome but I gotta go with The Duke on this one. 4 years ago  
Tornados happen with little to no warning. Hurricanes on the other hand are detected long before they make landfall. If you die from a hurricane you are an idiot. 4 years ago +1
Fun fact Tsutomu Yamaguchi is the only person to survive BOTH the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings. He died in 2010 at the age of 93. Fun Fact 2: US Army Sgt. Joe Kieyoomia survived the Bataan Death March and the bombing of Nagasaki. 4 years ago  
Stealing it is the easy part. Figuring out how to legitimately spend it is the hard part. Just remember that even Al Capone was brought down because of taxes. 4 years ago +1
Trojan Horse. Muhahaha. 4 years ago +1
Younger and probably better in bed. I'm 100% sure Taylor Swift is terrible at giving head and is a dead fish and that's why she can't keep a man. 4 years ago  
Touch her boobs? That's assault brotha! 4 years ago  
You know what they do to animals in Africa right? They rape them right in the anus, that's how humans got AIDS. 4 years ago  
They both suck. 4 years ago +2
Lady 7 bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I'll give you...5 4 years ago  
It would be impossible anyway. Novikov self-consistency principle. 4 years ago  
I choose death by snu-snu. 4 years ago +7
My assistant does my shopping for me. 4 years ago  
I actually make a lot of money and I'm indifferent to the job. I made a wise choice to major in Finance, which I am good at but not passionate about. I was going to be a teacher until I realized all my teachers drove sh*tty cars and dealt with asshole kids like me all day. I still deal with assholes all day but I'm well compensated and drive a nice car. 4 years ago  
I figure I'd get tired after like puppy number 40. I'm lazy so I'll just kill the baby. 4 years ago  
Nope. I'm just some guy talking out of my ass. You know the typical internet commentator. 4 years ago  
Why? Are you secretly Robin? 4 years ago  
I like to do it Bill Cosby style. 4 years ago  
The mission is always the priority. Agents are expendable. I'd expect him to do the same to me. 4 years ago +2
I think Batman is the lamest superhero ever. He's just some rich dude with a goofy suit and nice car. 4 years ago  
Bob Ross was a boss. 4 years ago  
Family Guy is lame. It's just a random assortment of jokes unrelated to the plot. 4 years ago +4
I'd drink a lot of Duff. 4 years ago +1
This is the sort of diabolical question this game is all about. I figure I can always make new friends. 4 years ago  
"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." 4 years ago  
Every true American should have at least a .22, a 1911, and a shotgun. 4 years ago  
How are you from Minnesota and nobody in your family has guns? Do you hate hockey too? 4 years ago +1
I come from an affluent family so pretty much anything that you would cite as negative about the standard of living in the US compared to Sweden doesn't apply to me. I don't care that you get free healthcare in Sweden because I already have access to great healthcare. Education is another one, I was privileged and went to private schools then to an Ivy. 4 years ago  
Awesome question, choosing the best bad option is how "would you rather" questions are supposed to work. 4 years ago  
McCain was a fighter pilot and POW, his stories have got to be infinity more fascinating. Obama was just a lawyer. 4 years ago  
Green is the color of terrorism. 5 years ago  
TIL I know nothing about New Zealand other than they filmed LOTR there and people from New Zealand are called Kiwis. 5 years ago  
What? School girl outfits are a huge fetish for pervs. 5 years ago +2
There is no system with enough due process to ensure that innocent people are not being executed, until such a system exists to be 100% sure that the convicted are truly guilty, the death penalty shouldn't be allowed. 5 years ago  
tl;dr 5 years ago  
BBQ is better than hipsters. 5 years ago  
65% of people are liars. 5 years ago  
Women kill millions of babies every year. 5 years ago +1
Anybody who said be half your height is a complete moron. 5 years ago  
My great grandfather lived until I was 10 years old. He was 98. There is no way you would meet your great grandchildren, they would be more removed than that 186 years into the future. 5 years ago  
Love doesn't exist. It's a figment of your imagination. And women especially are completely incapable of loving you unconditionally. 5 years ago  
It's called investing. Amazon is just consumer crap. 5 years ago  
My grandfather who was shot at by German troops doesn't even blame them for it. It's the NWO elite that orchestrated the whole thing and the peons of the world paid the price. Ever notice how the powerful and wealthy came out even better after the war, even the German upper class had a net gain from the war? I wonder why that is. 5 years ago +1
Girls are disgusting. A majority would rather not brush their teeth? Gross. 5 years ago  
It would be like time travelling. Similar to blacking out from drugs or booze. 5 years ago  
Oh you mean that arrogant douche who has never won a championship? Ever heard of Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant? At least pick a good basketball player as the reason you chose basketball for god sake woman. 7 years ago  
Just did the cinnamon challenge. It was easy. I would rather be forced to do that every day for the rest of my life than listen to a Nickelback song. 7 years ago +1
Sure, if you're a moron. 7 years ago +2
Lets not go comparing Democrats to Nazis. That's uncalled for. I disagree with the American Democratic Party, but comparing them to the Nazis is irresponsible, stupid, and completely loses sight of how terrible the Nazis actually were. 7 years ago +1
Stand and watch it. Like a man. 7 years ago +2
Bring the hate. I'll still get laid. Chicks can lie all they want, they would rather bone a hot guy who is an asshole than a nice guy who they aren't attracted to. 7 years ago +1
Family Guy sucks. Just a random assortment of stupid jokes that have nothing to do with the plot. 7 years ago +6
Just don't make mistakes. Problem solved. 7 years ago +6
Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Don't knock it till you try it. 7 years ago +2
McDonalds is disgusting. So is BK I suppose but less disgusting. The whooper at least looks like an actual burger. 7 years ago +1
I like their Army knifes and I'm sure there's other cool stuff to see, I guess. 7 years ago +1
Not if you moved to Vancouver. 7 years ago +1
You do realize that CA does not=LA, right? 7 years ago +1
Women are only good for one thing and you don't need a relationship for it. Thank you feminism for giving us the massive amount of sluts that are around. 7 years ago +1
Feels better and all the sluts are on the pill these days. 7 years ago +1
As much I wanted to bang Rachel Green, I gotta go with HIMYM. 7 years ago  
I'm saving them from themselves. Gay dudes have it made right now. A rich gay dude breaks up with his bf and he doesn't have to give him half his stuff and pay him alimony. 7 years ago  
You really don't understand how the "would you rather" game works, do you? 7 years ago +2
I hate the Pats. How can anyone like Tom Brady? The dude is rich, has already won 3 Super Bowls, and is married to a Supermodel who happens to be even wealthier than him...that's not fair. 7 years ago  
Greater chance of their top coming off in American football. I'm going with that one. 7 years ago +1
You've obviously never seen the lingerie bowl... 7 years ago +1
That depends on where you live. 7 years ago  
Facebook is stupid anyway. 7 years ago +2
They won me over with their great beer. Prost! 7 years ago +2
Quiznos was cool when they were the only ones that toasted their subs. 7 years ago +1
I don't know why this just occurred to me but these contenders and the incumbent have weird first names. Mitt, Newt, and Barack. 7 years ago +3
I have no idea what the cinnamon challenge is but it can't be worse than Nickelback. 7 years ago +3
You can bro. Just be confident and don't take any sh*t from anyone about it. Barney Stinson says to suit up. Listen to him. 7 years ago +4
To quote the great Thurgood Jenkins "I love weed. LOVE IT. But not as much as I love pussy. The end." 7 years ago +3
I'll hire people to be smart for me. That's what agents, managers, lawyers, etc. are for. 7 years ago  
That's not a fair comparison. Would a vegan eat the ash of a dead cow's body? Probably not. 7 years ago +2
We're living in the Matrix. Machines created our universe. 7 years ago +3
NFL is the most popular league in America by far. I want to be the best in something people care about. Plus if you're the best you're getting endorsements, that's where the real money is. 7 years ago  
Women are from Venus. So I'd be surrounded by women... 7 years ago +2
Nick Cage movies have the possibility of being good. Nickelback songs are never good. 7 years ago +3
Feel stupid yet? You should. 7 years ago +1
From Gojo, the parent company..."Purell is an instant hand sanitizer made of ethyl alcohol which kills "99.99%" of most common germs that may cause illness in as little as 15 seconds. Its active ingredient is ethanol (63% w/w). It is used by wetting one's hands thoroughly with the product, then briskly rubbing one's hands together until dry." 7 years ago +1
From the Chicago Tribune story about a girl who drank a bottle of Purell..."“She was bumping into things and acting, well, drunk, but she said she had hit her head and we thought concussion,” said her father. “I took her home and she was passing out in the car. I was about to go to the emergency room when she blacked out. My wife called 911. She stopped breathing for a few seconds in the ambulance, but when they put tube in, she was breathing again on her own.” The hand sanitizer-Purell with aloe-contained 62 percent ethyl alcohol--and the father was told if it had been isopropanol, found in other brands, the ingestion likely would have been fatal. “As it was, her blood alcohol level at 6 p.m., less than two hours after exposure, was .218. She was going from unconscious to screaming rage to unconscious every few minutes. She awoke lucid at midnight, though her blood alcohol content was still .106. (The legal limit is .08)" 7 years ago +2
I'm confident I could defeat death. Ali Larter pulled it off for a long time. 7 years ago  
It would be like bangin a fat chick. Something to be done lights off, as quickly as possible, and never tell your friends. 7 years ago +2
You wouldn't have a clit...I'm no girl, but i assume that would greatly diminish your fun. 7 years ago  
That's the nature of the US Presidency. You've never heard the story about the letters? New President opens first letter of two from previous President, letter says to blame him the predecessor for the mess and to open the second letter next time he screws up. He does, the second letter says to sit down and start writing two letters. 7 years ago +1
Just to let you know, we have not learned from our mistakes. Your country is doing the right thing moving your oil business ties to China. Remove ties with the US as much as possible and make sure your kids learn Mandarin. 7 years ago +1
Nah. Random is right. Christians don't threaten death upon artists for drawing Jesus, just ask Matt and Trey of South Park about that. Just ask Theo Van Gogh how tolerant Muslims are, oh wait you can't because they assassinated him because he directed a movie critical of Islam. Go to Saudi Arabia and see how tolerant they are. Say what you want about Christian nations like the USA, but you know we let women drive here at least. 7 years ago +5
Damnit. That is way better. I would change my answer now that I'm no longer ignorant about a "death note." 7 years ago  
First. See above, our friend from Germany seems to know more about the Constitution of the US than you do. 7 years ago  
That's not true. Just ask DollCollector's boyfriend. Sucks to be him. 7 years ago  
Yea I said that, hence the phrase "Democratic Segregationists." What you're missing though is after 64, those former Southern Democrats shifted to the GOP. Read up on Nixon's Southern Strategy. 7 years ago +2
What is a death note? 7 years ago +1
Yes the Establishment Clause does exist. Both conservative and liberal eras of SCOTUS have agreed. 7 years ago  
That's not true. The Civil Rights Act was much easier to pass with him dead for a couple reasons. One of which is LBJ was President and used his considerable experience with the legislature to get it passed. Secondly, Democratic segregationists were keeping the bill in committee indefinitely when JFK was alive, after he was killed it became much harder to do so, as LBJ framed it that passing the bill was the greatest memorial to JFK. 7 years ago +3
Go back to the kitchen, men are speaking. 7 years ago +2
I like bacon. 7 years ago +6
You got that wrong. Plato was Aristotle's teacher. Socrates was Plato's teacher. 7 years ago +8
A Macbook Air comes with a keyboard, retard. 7 years ago  
So? That wasn't the question. It just says which would you rather play. Not which "sport" is better. 7 years ago +1
You don't get to drive around on a cart and drink beer while playing basketball. Plus they have golf courses where naked chicks bring you beer. 7 years ago +2
I would be so mean to girls. I'd make them fall in love then ignore them... 7 years ago +1
Choking is just hilarious. That's why I selected it. 7 years ago +2
I'd be so much more productive if I didn't have access to stupid sites like this. 7 years ago +2
Jedi are homos. 7 years ago +3
Ashton Kutcher is a douche. Charlie Sheen is a legend. 7 years ago +4
I would be rich. I'd gamble on every sports event and win every time. 7 years ago +3
I'll just shave my hair off. Not brushing your teeth is disgusting. 7 years ago +5
Rambo would get his ass kicked. 7 years ago +4
Australia is cool and all but the US has more options. Big cities/small towns. Regions with 4 seasons and tropical islands. Liberal states and conservative states. 7 years ago +2
You watch too many American movies and tv shows. Stay out of the hood and you won't get shot. 7 years ago +2
She can always work out and improve the body. 7 years ago +2
I hate typing on touch screens. 7 years ago  
You are idiots. Purell will not kill you. You will, however, get drunk. 7 years ago +3
If you're rich you can hire people to be smart for you. That's how athletes/entertainers do it. 7 years ago  
Trying to educate them would be futile. People are dumb. Convincing them you're God would be much easier. 7 years ago  
Hey hey, I said take it with a grain of salt. I was just trying to help, damn girl. All I got now is just to say enjoy being single and have fun. 7 years ago  
I don't know anything about you, so take this with a grain of salt. But typically girls refuse to consider guys who are shorter than about 5'10. So if you're one of those girls, that's probably why you're single, because you eliminate a bunch of good options based on one characteristic. If not, then I have a piece of advice you need to be obvious to guys you like, we're stupid we don't get your "hints." 7 years ago  
One of these guys is a bloodsucking lawyer. The other was a Doctor. I'm going with the guy who has an MD. Why so simple you ask? Because politicians are all idiots, at least the guy with the MD cares about people, the guy with the JD is a douche like all JDs are. 7 years ago +9
That's a good point. But I guess if I'm going to recognized for doing something rare I'd rather it be for something that takes skill. But still good point I do see the logic in it and it would be sweet to ace a hole. 7 years ago  
I picked religion because it's the global status quo. And it just so happens the status quo benefits me greatly as I'm extremely lucky to live in the USA and be relatively well off compared to others. No religion could upend that system and humans would find other ways to group themselves anyway, watch the South Park episode where Cartman goes to the future for proof. 7 years ago +1
Adriana Lima is a Victoria's Secret Angel. This is a no brainer. 7 years ago +2
It would be really easy to lose that $1 million dollars if you are a complete fool. My evidence: most people that win the lottery. 7 years ago +1
Easy question. No such thing as "true" love. 7 years ago +2
Shopping is for losers. 7 years ago +2
Lion=King of the Jungle 7 years ago  
Young Britney for sure. She was so hot back in 1999. Taylor is cute but nothing special, doesn't ooze pure sex ike Britney did. 7 years ago +2
Getting killed by riot shield is always annoying because you're always pissed at yourself for letting it happen. Other stuff like nube tubes and other lame kills you can blame on the game being stupid. 7 years ago +2
I would be the greatest running back in NFL history. 7 years ago +4
The fact that we have two sides fighting each other is actually a good thing. Read Federalist No. 10 by James Madison, he explains better than anyone why this is true. 7 years ago +4
As far as I know a shark can't bite my arm off while surfing the internet. I could be wrong though. 7 years ago +2
I answered petit. But I'd take a hot tall chick over a petit ugly chick any day. I assume almost every guy would agree. 7 years ago +5
Oz for sure. Get some LSD and watch the Wizard of Oz if you don't believe me. 7 years ago +2
That is a no brainer. TV. You can watch shows on your computer if necessary. 7 years ago  
I dont' think you understand how the "would you rather" game works. You have to pick one...That's why they're fun. 7 years ago +4
I've snorted worse... 7 years ago +2
Well you're not really qualified to make a judgement call on this then. No offense. Just saying if you haven't tried both then how do you know what's better? 7 years ago +2
Homer works at a nuclear plant. 7 years ago  
Not true. George Carlin is a legend. 7 years ago  
Perfect games take skill. You can't really luck into it. I've seen two friends of mine make hole in one's and they suck at Golf. 7 years ago +8
Try going without one arm for just one day. It's hard. You can always get a fake leg and walk around reasonably well. But a hand can't be replicated very well. 7 years ago +3
Watch Yvonne Strahovski's parody of Katy Perry. She gives a perfect description of what Katy is: Zoey Deschanel without the shame or class. 7 years ago +1
Over 75% of Canada's population lives within 90 miles of the border with the United States. Do people in Ontario actually know more about snow than those in Michigan. No. You're an idiot. 7 years ago +1
Hilarious Canadians accuse Americans of being ignorant... 7 years ago +1
She's 19 bro, you're not pulling a Stan from the Eminem song "Guilty Conscience." Don't be gay, kiss her. 7 years ago +1
Don't hate the player, hate the game son 7 years ago  
No it doesn't. The logic is picking the lesser of two evils in the sense that changing 9/11 would have less of an effect on our world than changing the holocaust. You're just too stupid to grasp that concept. 7 years ago  
SOPA isn't even a law and it's not going to be. Plus, I don't see any hate towards Pakistan or China for censoring their internet. Why do you give a crap what the US Government censors their citizens from seeing, it doesn't apply to Canadian servers. Oh wait, you're a typical anti-American douche Canadian. 7 years ago  
You're so stupid. Texts can be intercepted just like phone calls can. Plus you have no guarantee the person you're texting is deleting the texts. 7 years ago  
You're not killing the single moms, just evicting them for not paying their bills. They can go live somewhere else. 7 years ago  
Selena is younger and not as skanky. Although she's probably had Biebs in her so that's a knock against her but who knows what the hell Kesha has had in her. 7 years ago  
I'm American, screw royalty. 7 years ago +325
Soccer is for sissies. A more fitting comparison would have been American vs. Australian football or American football vs. Rugby. 7 years ago +4
The EU isn't a country so why would I vote for what is essentially just a huge undemocratic bureaucracy. 7 years ago +2
I live in Michigan, snow sucks. Anyone who doesn't think so has never come out of work and had their car covered in ice. 7 years ago +5
Worst enemy for sure, it would give me extra reason to hate him. I'm all about the hate, it gives you power, just ask Darth. 7 years ago  
I work for a huge multi-national corporation. They lie, cheat, and steal all the time so I wouldn't feel bad doing it to them. 7 years ago +4
That's outside the scope of the question. Any and all comments from me are based solely on the information I'm given. Adding variables to the question will change the answer given. 7 years ago  
Lol, you mad? Shouldn't you be in the kitchen? What are you doing on the internet when you should be making me a sandwich. 7 years ago +1
SUIT UP! Being in a suit is bad ass. People respect you more and automatically assume you are a success. 7 years ago +2
Dating someone ten years younger would be illegal for me I'm 25. 7 years ago  
National Security is important. 7 years ago +2
The single moms can get a job and start paying their bills like grown ups. I do not feel sorry for them. I like puppies. 7 years ago +1
Invisible. Think of all the awesome crimes you could commit. Bank Heist! 7 years ago  
Harry Potter is stupid. 7 years ago  
I'd rather not bleed from my crotch once a month and be crazy and paid less money and shorter and weaker and less capable and in the kitchen all day and well you get the point. Being a man is better because men are superior 7 years ago +5
A big dog because I'm not gay 7 years ago  
Kadafi because he's dead therefore Biden would be POTUS and he says crazy entertaining stuff. 7 years ago +3
THE N-W-O! 7 years ago  
Has anyone seen "What Women Want" with Mel Gibson. Read Minds for sure. 7 years ago +2
I'd rather have a pretty face but assuming they are equal in every way except for boobs, I'd vote for bigger 7 years ago +1
Buckeye fans are dumb. 7 years ago +1
I'm human I am a land animal I feel like I'd have a better chance on land. 7 years ago  
Legal. I work for a living and drug test are not cool. 7 years ago +1
I don't need a passport to visit Hawaii and the US Government won't issue me a passport because of crimes. 7 years ago +2
I'll take my chances with Satan. He can't be all bad if he's making me rich and powerful 7 years ago  
If they brought back Crystal Pepsi I'd switch. 7 years ago  
Just cause they're "close" to me doesn't mean I like them. 7 years ago +733
At least with bad gas mileage I'm assuming I have an awesome vehicle like a Hummer. What does slow internet get me besides frustration? 7 years ago  
Crocs will rip your arms off and take you in a death dive. I'm confident I can escape from piranhas. 7 years ago +3
Fat people smell way worse than wet dogs. 7 years ago +2
You can always change the fact that you're ignorant just need to read. Ignorant does not equal stupid. 7 years ago  
All real men voted to stand. Sitting down is for b*tches 7 years ago  
I live in America we will win WWIII just like the first two because we are winners. 7 years ago +4
Does the android have realistic girl parts? I'm assuming yes. Can't wait for the future. 7 years ago +6
They should have to suffer like everyone else. I don't see why they complain, when a gay dude breaks up with his boyfriend his boyfriend doesn't get to take half his stuff. 7 years ago  
Isn't that one in the same? A porn star is successful, well at least male porn stars are and I'm a dude. 7 years ago +1
They both suck. I'd rather have a beer with Dubya. 7 years ago +3
Well if I can't prevent it, at least I'll know when my time is up and get things I wanna do done before that time. 7 years ago  
You're gonna need your kid to take care of your ass when you're old and you get the insurance money from your wife. 7 years ago  
I can pay girls to "love" me if I have 10 million bucks. Mulitple Girls at once. Charlie Sheen has shown us the way 7 years ago +4
MJ is a legend. Sure he molested little boys but whatever he was way more talented than Biebs 7 years ago +2
Better those people than me, I have things to do. 7 years ago +2
Phone Call, but I was born prior to the 90s so there was no texting when I was growing up. 7 years ago +1
Family Guy sucks. It's not funny. 7 years ago +5
Aliens! At least I'd know I was right and they do exist. 7 years ago  
Aliens! At least I would know I was right after all these years 7 years ago  
A girl with a peepee is not a girl at all it's a dude dressed like a chick. I'd rather have a real woman that killed some people at least she has the fun body part. 7 years ago +2
I am a guy, I have a sister. I would not hesitate to give my life for her. She's an awesome person. 7 years ago +3
Doctors save lives what do Lawyers do other than be worthless bloodsucking parasites? 7 years ago +1
Who's Rebecca Black? 7 years ago  
There are a lot of cats in the world, not many polar bears I'd kill the cat 7 years ago  
I'd stop 9/11 because stopping the Holocaust would change history and would have a huge effect on our world as we know it. 9/11 of course would too but less of an effect because it happened only 10 years ago 7 years ago +1
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