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Joined on April 20th, 2012 (2,707 days ago)

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Should I start wearing China collars or Knit ties 7 years ago 318 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Who's better looking Barack Obama or Mitt Romney 7 years ago 1,221 votes 23 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be Romulan or Klingon 7 years ago 358 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Have a cup of coffee that always magically refills itself or A one-time-use, one-way trip to any time ever, future or present. 7 years ago 504 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Would you rather poop out 400,000 gallons of mayonnaise or 1 shuriken 7 years ago 547,399 votes 2,508 comments 148 likes
Would you rather Have N cup breast impants that you can't remove or Completely forget what the letter G is and never be able to re-learn 7 years ago 424 votes 15 comments 0 likes
Which poster would you rather have hanging in your room forever James Gandolfini completely nude, not this picture. or Garth Brooks 7 years ago 241 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Wear shoes with toes every third day for the rest of your life or Never eat oranges again 7 years ago 383 votes 24 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Never be able to use electric scissors again or Never be able to use dymaxion maps again 7 years ago 303 votes 19 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have A baby or A nice glass of Perrier 7 years ago 337 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Would you rather go down on This adorable jerboa or This newborn turtle 7 years ago 197 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Eat a pound and a half of butter non-stop with no bread or anything or Fold paper non-stop for a day and a half 7 years ago 832 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Would you rather go back in time and... Stop 9/11 or Stop N*Sync from breaking up 7 years ago 412 votes 15 comments 5 likes
Would you rather Let a weta walk across your face or Eat a whole batch of raw pancake batter 7 years ago 239 votes 13 comments 0 likes
Which greyhound sport do you like better? Coursing or Racing 7 years ago 1,135 votes 18 comments 0 likes
Would you rather bang Rikku or Lightning 7 years ago 380 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Who's your favorite three-name Neil? Neil Degrasse Tyson or Neil Patrick Harris 7 years ago 282 votes 16 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Sleep in a "haunted" house all piss scared like a stupid, little girl or Sleep comfortably in a sweet-looking, "haunted" house like a f*ckin' adult who doesn't believe in anything as idiotic as ghosts 7 years ago 580 votes 39 comments 0 likes
Who would win in a death match Joe Camel or Coca-Cola Santa 7 years ago 2,491 votes 18 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be A not-so-famous but award-winning stage actor or Zapdos 7 years ago 592 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be seen in public Picking a penny up off the ground or Wearing a shirt inside out 7 years ago 425 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Have sex or Have some of these mocha fudge brownies 7 years ago 3,346 votes 33 comments 0 likes
Who is the better podcasting team? Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier or Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant (You don't get to factor in Karl) 7 years ago 464 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Pick one Bruce Lee or Spruce Tree 7 years ago 361 votes 6 comments 1 like

Samaelj has posted the following comments:

Dane Cook's fans are so fat and stupid. 7 years ago +1
No, but I did say "walk across". 7 years ago +4
I didn't quite phrase this right. I meant that you wouldn't be able to use any words with the letter G in them, even in speech. 7 years ago  
You're right, I didn't say you don't poop out the containers. But that's a really stupid thing to assume. 7 years ago  
There's a pretty convincing theory that the better looking candidate always wins. If you look at the history of elections in America, you'll see a lot of evidence for this. 7 years ago  
No I didn't, that's a bug. 7 years ago  
Are you asking about the evil part or the healer part? 7 years ago  
Fuxk you right back, nazi. 7 years ago +1
Annoying voice, but much more interesting. 7 years ago +2
Stuff We All Get 7 years ago +3
I don't really like dubstep, but I can tell deadmau5 is way better. 7 years ago +1
Klingons are arguably more highly evolved than Humans, and they're descended from crustaceans, not reptiles. 7 years ago  
That isn't James Dean.... 7 years ago  
I'm totally evil, but I like being the healer. 7 years ago +1
Doug Stanhope is probably in the top 5 greatest comedians of all time, at least the top 10. 7 years ago +1
He's the Bill Hicks of the 21st century. Absolutely brilliant. 7 years ago +2
neither 7 years ago  
Dumbass 7 years ago +2
I don't know, but they'll both be awful. 7 years ago +6
I do that anyway 7 years ago  
52's not TOO old. 7 years ago  
Some kill you. 7 years ago +3
I love cereal, but it's usually only about halfway through that I start drinking from the bowl. 7 years ago  
It's not really a hoax, it's just a mistake. 7 years ago +3
I've never heard of The Wanted, but I really like how they're not One Direction. 7 years ago +2
Neither 7 years ago  
Most of the news isn't true anyway. 7 years ago  
Again, she's post-menopausal. LOOPHOLE, BITHC! 7 years ago +2
Best game ever. 7 years ago +3
No it isn't. 7 years ago  
You don't get to add stipulations. 7 years ago +1
If you go to the present then you go nowhere, and you've basically just said "no" to the coffee for no reason. Even if you don't like coffee it would still be worlds more valuable than absolutely nothing. 7 years ago +2
No one is impressed with all the stupid, obscure slangs you know. 7 years ago  
Green Arrow has the special Queentech arrows. 7 years ago  
Halo 7 years ago +6
Paula Abdul does it all the time 7 years ago +3
Circumcised FTMFW!!!! 7 years ago  
Only if I could drink some too. 7 years ago +5
It's not good. 7 years ago  
...and looking like an idiot 7 years ago  
The map in the picture. 7 years ago  
Get Netflix. 7 years ago  
I hit the left by accident. I LOVE! banging with our clothes on. 7 years ago  
Not sure. Probably a case of lost in translation. Like how the bible says "vulture" when it means "hawk" 7 years ago  
Goddamn I hope so. 7 years ago +2
Love is great and all, but it's not a miracle. Trust me, if you don't love bopping each other it won't work out. But then again, maybe you do, I've never tried it, 7 years ago  
FACT: All conservatives are fat and stupid. 7 years ago +1
Iraq has never so much as threatened US. And they, as a people, spout no more anti-American criticism than England. 7 years ago +3
Joey Fatone! 7 years ago +1
lol 7 years ago  
Yes he is. 7 years ago  
Yeah, stupid liberals and their facts. 7 years ago +2
my thoughts exactly 7 years ago  
Is that Danny Havik? 7 years ago  
So everyone is awesome? Sounds awesome. 7 years ago +9
Not if you're vegetarian 7 years ago +8
Incest is best 7 years ago +2
Neither of those points make any sense. 7 years ago  
I'm way too cool to care. 7 years ago +6
hell yeah 7 years ago +1
Those hats look awful. 7 years ago +2
The whole DC Universe? Including the villains? Darkseid could do it alone. 7 years ago +2
Miami would be great if it wasn't for all the Floridians. 7 years ago +2
I don't think anyone but you and I saw Cool World. 7 years ago  
I love how terrible this question is. 7 years ago +2
Kids are icky 7 years ago +2
Hair 7 years ago  
If they were French clowns it would be pretty hot. 7 years ago  
I have it. 7 years ago  
Once a year is pretty close to what I get already... Only off by one. 7 years ago +3
I take this question as a promise of delivery. 7 years ago +4
I still find that song hilarious. 7 years ago  
People who hunt say "funner". Lol 7 years ago +4
If you asked this a year ago the result would be reversed. 7 years ago +1
Clubs are full of annoying twats and no one else. 7 years ago +4
By that logic, baseball is a cruel sport because some managers are mean to their players. 7 years ago  
Pokemon still has dignity. You're just a jerk. 7 years ago +1
If you don't know who they are then don't vote. 7 years ago +4
Maybe not, but you could buy a waverunner. 7 years ago  
I dislike demolition derby. 7 years ago  
I never learned... Better question: how do you surf in Indiana? 7 years ago  
I've barfed only once in the last ten years, which I don't assume is worth more than $3650. I'd just rather pick through my vomit once in a while than my sh*t everyday. 7 years ago  
Cat fight meaning two girls scratching each other and pulling off clothes and putting nipples in their mouths? 7 years ago +8
Boxing is better. 7 years ago  
You just don't like gay people, and you want to stick it to'em. 7 years ago  
Too many conservatives in Aus. 7 years ago  
both! 7 years ago +1
No, his calculator just picked up a remainder somehow or he mistyped. It's $5,368,709.12 7 years ago  
I already have every episode of Seinfeld memorised. 7 years ago  
Isn't it like 80% of restaurants fail? 7 years ago +4
I like Baby Ruths 7 years ago  
Everyone who said Mac has never used Linux. 7 years ago +10
damn, I missed the "which is worse" bit. 7 years ago +8
I don't know how to ride a bike. 7 years ago  
People who know how to reply to comments are pretty cool. 7 years ago  
I WANT TO BELIEVE!!!!!!!! 7 years ago +10
Tough call. I wasn't sure what criteria to go by. I think Jim Carrey is the better serious actor, but they're both mostly comedic actors so I went with who I think is funnier. 7 years ago  
I hate cake and love bagels, but come on IT'S STEPHEN FRY! 7 years ago +1
You're from Florida, your votes don't get counted anyway. 7 years ago  
Huskies have larger penises. 7 years ago +1
There's more variance in different British accents. 7 years ago  
Seeing as they would be on our side, yeah it would be pretty hard (ethically) to fight Russia. 7 years ago  
Yeah, you don't. I mean, I guess if you're already in poor health you could. 7 years ago  
I like both, but I couldn't imagine a world without the only band that matters. 7 years ago  
I saw the Swedish one when it first came to Netflix. Never bothered going to the English one. No need. 7 years ago  
Do you speak English at all? 7 years ago +13
Haven't got a television. Hazaa! I win! 7 years ago +3
OJ probably has some money left. 7 years ago  
Shoes are much easier to resell at their original value. Clothes you have to take a huge hit whether they're used or new. 7 years ago  
A non-douchebag. 7 years ago +2
Dollar Tree does not lose money by selling stuff so cheap. Nothing in there is worth more than a dollar. Think about it for 8 seconds. 7 years ago +1
Hell doesn't exist, I win! 7 years ago +2
There are waaaaaay more annoying "witch guys is hotterrr" questions. 7 years ago  
Kids suck 7 years ago  
I don't watch Premier League but, I don't like Mancs. 7 years ago  
Well I don't want to be the only Jew on Planet Phoenix. 7 years ago  
Both. But I guess weed because it has more practical uses. 7 years ago  
I hate ketchup so much that I hate it more than things that aren't foods. Like I hate racism a lot, but no where near as much as I f*cking LOATHE ketchup. 7 years ago  
No. According to you, at some point there were chickens that didn't hatch from eggs, mammal chickens? Not true at all. 7 years ago  
Bill Hicks was a MAJOR influence on all of today's best comics. 7 years ago  
Who won the last ten superbowls? Alright, thanks, peace 7 years ago +5
It's not that far off from what Mohels already do. 7 years ago  
What do you mean "fake"? Like an android? 7 years ago +1
Wincest! 7 years ago  
Partly his music, partly his attire, partly his insanity 7 years ago  
Who? 7 years ago  
Holy balls! THAT IS AN EXCELLENT POINT 7 years ago +1
May as well have posted in Urdu for as much sense as that makes. 7 years ago  
I get to go back to eating Chinese food the next week, right? 7 years ago +2
For the record, ladies, funky designs are a major turn off. 7 years ago +2
The death rattle of my only child. 7 years ago +1
Cakes are hit-and-miss, but just about every kind of pie is great. 7 years ago  
GOLF WANG! 7 years ago +1
Normally questions like this have annoying, opinionated, agenda-driven, example pictures. But these are totally fair and iconic. 7 years ago +5
But you couldn't just go to the bottom of the ocean like Aquman can with just an oxygen tank. You'd need a special submarine that hasn't been invented yet and even then you wouldn't be able to see sh*t with your bare eyes. I think it's fair to infer that the breathe underwater option comes with all the accoutrements that make it worthwhile. 7 years ago  
The original series was much better than the films, but I just love Anjelica Huston in anything. 7 years ago +4
It all sucks. He's a worthless no-talent who can't even pretend to keep metre. 7 years ago  
I probably would've chosen Hitler over lil wayne. 7 years ago +3
Massively superior. 7 years ago +2
All a tablet is is a phone that can't fit in your pocket or make phone calls. I'll take a phone... or a computer. 7 years ago +1
Protip: rephrase the "would you rather" bit at the top. 7 years ago +1
I don't even think I could find 2 grand of stuff I'd be caught dead in at a cabelas. 7 years ago  
If I was anywhere in the country, bloods. If I was in NYC, crips. 7 years ago  
My take exactly. 7 years ago  
You're 11? 7 years ago +2
I don't have a girlfriend, but I really don't like MJ. 7 years ago +5
Tom Baker 7 years ago +4
I'm not a reptile person, but I hear snakes are lazier and don't smell. 7 years ago  
Tough call. I know ten years ago I would've said MK, but I've become more of Street Fighter/Soul Calibur man. 7 years ago  
No one has the expertise necessary to form these opinions though. 7 years ago  
Some people treat their hounds cruelly, they don't do that to better them at any sport, they do it because they're assholes. That doesn't make the sport itself cruel. 7 years ago  
Eff that 7 years ago  
Y'all just jelly 7 years ago +2
I'm doing it right now. 7 years ago  
I know it's more dangerous but f*ck doing all that work. 7 years ago  
There's no such thing as ghosts, stupids. 7 years ago +2
Where in the bible does it say that? 7 years ago +1
Someone failed geometry. 7 years ago  
Get thawed out by aliens 7 years ago  
More like WINCEST! 7 years ago  
They'd each look better with an exit wound. 7 years ago +3
Too many dagos 7 years ago +1
Well, I'm electric/flying so... not taking down a Giratina 7 years ago  
I don't think I've ever dated a girl that wasn't both. 7 years ago  
What's wrong with your mind? 7 years ago +1
fascinating 7 years ago +1
Bruce would take it easy on me. I imagine Chuck is a little more likely to lose his temper. 7 years ago  
Don't care for ham. 7 years ago  
Worst cliche ever. I've loved brusselsprouts since I was very young. 7 years ago +3
fapfapfapfapfap 7 years ago +7
Can I shoot one of them? 7 years ago +1
DC is better. DC's origin stories make sense. 7 years ago  
None of those things are true about Obama 7 years ago +2
Pele would never kick a guy in the face at full strength. 7 years ago +2
It's not that much bigger than a regular poo. 7 years ago  
Linux, duh. 7 years ago +6
I kinda want strangers to see my unit. 7 years ago  
Because it's so important. 7 years ago +1
Yes. 7 years ago  
Most of them look exactly like the one in the picture. 7 years ago +2
If you said UFC, try playing checkers without any rules and see how much fun it is. 7 years ago +6
That is not what mailmen in the US make. 7 years ago +4
Ice cream's too expensive and it hurts my teeth and I prefer frozen yogurt anyway. 7 years ago  
I used to have ubercable, all American stations and Canadian and UK too, and almost everything that was ever on totally sucked. 7 years ago  
I'm an adult. 7 years ago +1
I picked hot tub because I assume it comes with a magic power that would allow me to shrink down small enough to swim in a hot tub and that's what I'm really after. 7 years ago +5
Tough call. Right now I'm in the mood for a Whatchamacallit, but I'd probably say Reese's most days. 7 years ago +2
Stuff that doesn't have Ashton Kutcher in it is generally okay. 7 years ago +1
Pure conjecture. 7 years ago  
"You're not a person until you're in my phone book" - Bill Hicks 7 years ago  
They will both have the very maximum amount of suckiness. 7 years ago +2
Two of the worst movies I've ever seen. 7 years ago +3
To the rodent, maybe. But the hounds kill it pretty damn fast. Racing hounds are sometimes left in kennels for 20 hours a day or more. Coursing hounds are generally people's pets. 7 years ago  
What's wrong with your mind? 7 years ago  
fapfapfapfapfap 7 years ago +8
Fly away 7 years ago  
No I don't. 7 years ago  
The faggoty lil wayne fan. 7 years ago  
Like from a grocer. 7 years ago  
The Biebs would never touch you. 7 years ago +1
Real Madrid are the Yankees of La Liga. They win almost (yay!) every year because they have the most money and buy good players, including some unpatriotic Catalans. 7 years ago  
assuming we bang afterwards 7 years ago +5
Sometimes, yeah. But they're also really gross and smelly. 7 years ago  
Neither 7 years ago +3
Her being a pre-op transgender* makes it a lot less gay. 1/10 7 years ago  
Florida is gross 7 years ago +1
Minnesota, they're all over 7 years ago  
I either know or I either don't know either. But either way I either know either. 7 years ago  
I've already answered this question several times. 7 years ago +2
I didn't know you could not know that. 7 years ago  
I don't give a sh*t if you feed them pumpkin pie, rodeo is still boring, hick garbage. 7 years ago  
They'd send me twice as much money. 7 years ago  
wat. 7 years ago  
...quoth the juggalo 7 years ago  
Rush Limbaugh is a big, fat idiot. 7 years ago +5
halo 7 years ago +1
Learn to swim. 7 years ago  
It wouldn't be that bad. I'd be most annoyed at how it isn't very pliable.. 7 years ago  
Anyone who thinks 9/11 is even a quarter as bad as the holocaust is a moron who's probably overtly, overly patriotic and possibly an anti-semite. 7 years ago +6
In-n-out funds the christian right's hate campaigns. 7 years ago  
I speak much better Arabic than I do Korean 7 years ago  
Depends on whether or not Reshiram has Draco Meteor, most don't so it's usually Zekrom. 7 years ago  
Option 3: real food 7 years ago +1
No one likes you. 7 years ago +2
I used to deliver Pizza, it's one of the best jobs there is. 7 years ago  
Hate them both. 7 years ago +1
There's money and adventure in translating professionally. But, memorising the bible doesn't necessarily make you a good rabbi. 7 years ago  
DC 7 years ago  
This is the worst spam in the history of the internet. 7 years ago +1
Something that isn't about how people I don't like don't like each other. 7 years ago +3
I hate them both, but I like real mustard. 7 years ago  
What's the point? There is no hell. 7 years ago +2
I don't have any fLlcking squares. 7 years ago +3
Your stupid, new slangs annoy me. But I don't want to get raped*. 7 years ago +2
A third, much better show.\ 7 years ago +3
Morrowind 7 years ago +1
The burden of proof isn't on me, it's on you. You have to prove they do. Until that, we assume they don't. That's how logic works. 7 years ago +2
fapfapfapfapfapfapfap 7 years ago  
People don't make their cats do sh*t. 7 years ago +6
Bumblebees have mild stings. 7 years ago  
I'd love to strangle 3 babies. 7 years ago +3
TV sucks 7 years ago +2
Too many dagos in Italy. 7 years ago  
no you. 7 years ago  
You're a dweeb and have no taste. 7 years ago  
I think your'e both jerks. 7 years ago  
Anyone who said Cheetos obviously has never had Takis. 7 years ago +2
I'd rather kill a baby than do a lot of things. 7 years ago +9
No, I wouldn't. And I'm not acting like a tough guy, I'm acting like a smart guy. The toughest guy in the world still might be stupid enough to believe in ghosts and hauntings. 7 years ago  
Tough call. But I think an arm without a hand would be more useless than a leg without a foot. 7 years ago +5
I like getting all sweaty on a first date, but not that way. 7 years ago  
Four times a day? 7 years ago  
Nazis are socialists in name only 7 years ago +4
Monica Lewinsky made a bundle from her book, think of all the loot you'd get from round 2? 7 years ago  
He didn't say it was short, he implied it was easy, which coincidentally isn't true. But, the stories in Genesis were never meant to be taken literally. 7 years ago  
Liar. The Catholic Church hasn't taught creationism in decades. 7 years ago  
The better Kung Fu masters kick ass well into their 80's. There're no weight classes in Wushu which is a big part of why they don't strain their bodies as much as boxers. 7 years ago  
Nope. Pretty darn poor. But, I wouldn't want anyone to see me picking up stray pennies, though I do all the time. 7 years ago +2
I asked it in retaliation to all the far stupider questions that included "sleep in a haunted house". 7 years ago +4
Mark my words, the brownies are going to pull ahead steeply. 7 years ago +4
Yeah just like you can give 110% effort... total rubbish 7 years ago  
Yes I do. 7 years ago  
They work for free, that's a slave. 7 years ago  
GOLF! WANG! 7 years ago +1
Well if you're a 10, like a Brad Pitt, whatever you wear is going to become the fashion. 7 years ago +9
Being Jewish would probably suck if there weren't so many annoying Christians about. 7 years ago +3
I've never heard of Chupa chups, but bubblegrum is f*cking gross! 7 years ago +3
I didn't know Deep Purple had fans. 7 years ago +1
Unless, like me, only one of his grandparents came over to escape the holocaust and the other was already here. 7 years ago  
Definitely not. 7 years ago  
I'd rather read the entire phone book. 7 years ago +5
Morrowind... duh 7 years ago  
$700 worth of dirt. 7 years ago +5
I'm already both :( 7 years ago  
That's not that absurd. 7 years ago  
I like it when girls hit me. 7 years ago +7
Maybe it'll fix that half circumcision I've got... Lousy discount mohel! 7 years ago +3
Meshuggah 7 years ago  
Psycho Killer, Qu'est-ce que c'est fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better Run run run run run run run away 7 years ago  
Yeah, by a handful of people. I like being hated by strangers. 7 years ago  
Which is pretty likely if you live in Indiana 7 years ago  
same 7 years ago  
Currently I like the one on the left, but I'd rather like the one on the right. 7 years ago +2
Not properly. He's like 3/8. There are no full Jews in Canada. 7 years ago  
Already do. 7 years ago +2
Eating In-N-Out funds the Christian Jihad. 7 years ago  
No it's not. 7 years ago  
She's old and probably has lung cancer anyway. 7 years ago  
Which movie had all the heroes alive at the end? There's your answer. 7 years ago  
Oh crap... Would my beard go away? 7 years ago  
Nice! 7 years ago +1
Yeah she's ugly, but she's kinda funny and lovable. 7 years ago  
I hate Rupert Murdoch, my family and friends would live me 10x as much as they do already. 7 years ago  
BIOlogy, they study all LIFEforms. 7 years ago  
I don't think I CAN be any more attractive. 7 years ago +2
The best pre-HBO, evening, soap opera ever was not set in Houston. 7 years ago  
Damn. I hit the wrong one 7 years ago  
Sorry baby 7 years ago  
"I'm not gay! ...not that there's anything wrong with that" 7 years ago  
Too late 7 years ago +1
I don't like annoying quotes. 7 years ago +3
If half the animal species went extinct the ecosystem would collapse and all 8 billion of us would die. 7 years ago +2
and me 7 years ago  
Your dad would probably volunteer. It's in our genes. 7 years ago +1
Wouldn't being hot make you popular despite your nerdiness? Did you not see High School Musical? 7 years ago +1
Why are there so many of these? 7 years ago  
Tough call. 7 years ago  
Speech isn't even a real course. 7 years ago +3
Gray area. I OD'd once, by accident, but I was only taking so much because I was sad. 7 years ago  
Those socks are anything but awesome. 7 years ago  
iPads are useless piles of junk. What do you want with an enormous phone that can't make calls? That's stupid. 7 years ago +7
poter? 7 years ago +3
Santa, old people and Lady Gaga would not be of any help. At least we could use Michael Jackson as a water-repelling-sealant. 7 years ago +3
But without conflict there's no comedy, Spongebob would stop being funny. 7 years ago +1
You guys know Australia is full of republicans, right? 7 years ago  
Anyone who said snake doesn't know anything about either one. 7 years ago +1
What a stupid question 7 years ago +3
It only takes a second or two to kill a chicken, and it has a smaller brain so it's less cruel than the cow. I've had to kill chickens plenty, which is part of why I became vegetarian. 7 years ago  
Most other people 7 years ago +1
nice 7 years ago  
barely 7 years ago  
So is Kabbalah 7 years ago  
Scottish comics. Frankie Boyle is funnier. 7 years ago  
Jackie could kick my ass much faster and more effectively if he chose, but at least I'd get to meet him. 7 years ago +2
That doesn't mean you'll like them. 7 years ago  
Think of all the talk show and merchandising money you could make with a baby that looked EXACTLY like Rowan Atkinson 7 years ago +2
Bob Marley is dead, stupids. 7 years ago  
That doesn't make any sense. The decision was nukes vs nothing, not nukes vs invade. 7 years ago  
I already only play Halo 7 years ago +1
Arm 7 years ago  
That was Washington, and it's not actually true, it's just an adage. 7 years ago  
No one asked you, Scot. 7 years ago  
I'm an adult... 7 years ago  
Neither, they're both great. 7 years ago +4
TV sucks anyway 7 years ago  
The Fresh Prince was canceled more than 5 years ago, stupids. 7 years ago +2
kids suck 7 years ago +4
Prisoners are slaves. 7 years ago  
Suicune's base stat total is 55 higher, but his type effectiveness is much better. 7 years ago  
Marvel is great with unraveling interesting backstories about their characters, but when it comes down to the actual events of each book and the artistry, DC destroys Marvel. 7 years ago +1
No. 7 years ago +1
Both, but I went with Floyd. 7 years ago  
Find gullible, rich people and tell them "I'm a ghost hunter". 7 years ago  
Would you prefer she had a different number of thumbs? 7 years ago +2
jeez louise 7 years ago  
$500 would not buy a very good computer... 7 years ago +1
All cartoons are animated, dimwit. 7 years ago +15
I didn't even think about the real question. I just love Rihanna and hate pitbull. 7 years ago +5
Why would you be put up for adoption if you weren't a mistake? 7 years ago +1
Only if I got placed in Em City 7 years ago +1
Hair 7 years ago +2
I don't want to kill my best friend either, but every guy has to admit he gets at least a little bit of schadenfreude by outliving the competition. 7 years ago  
People actually watch survivor? 7 years ago +5
I'd rather climb Eiffel Tower naked than do just about anything else. 7 years ago +2
ummm... Which one is most similar to Pokemon? 7 years ago  
STREETLIGHT!!!! 7 years ago  
Ummm.... How about a German car? 7 years ago  
hanged* 7 years ago +5
WINCEST! 7 years ago +1
My mom's post-menopausal! I win! 7 years ago  
I already can't orgasm. 7 years ago  
Anyone who said crocodiles knows nothing about either one of them. 7 years ago +7
those shows suck balls 7 years ago +1
Stolichnaya 7 years ago  
No one is allergic to tomatoes, that's stupid. 7 years ago  
I don't want to live on this planet anymore. 7 years ago +1
I already am a comedian... But forget being a boss, that sounds responsible. 7 years ago +3
I'm already poor and miserable. 7 years ago +4
Spain is the greatest place on Earth and Greece sucks. 7 years ago  
Hahaha I win b*tch! 7 years ago +3
Gay men already love me. 7 years ago +2
Is it magical, mythical, B movie acid that will destroy the sh*t out of my finger? 7 years ago  
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