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Joined on January 19th, 2012 (2,797 days ago)

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Would you rather a right wing government or left wing government 7 years ago 299 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather attempt the cinnamon challenge or the milk challenge 7 years ago 302 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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What is better? Timed events or Roughstock 7 years ago 2,316 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who is more epic? The most interesting man in the world or Chuck Norris 7 years ago 602 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather smoke a... Cigar or Cigarette 7 years ago 379 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drive... American Muscle or Imports 7 years ago 395 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who is better? Mew or Mewtwo 7 years ago 837 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Hunt or Fish 7 years ago 3,841 votes 49 comments 0 likes

Shawshank has posted the following comments:

Lamborghini's are for douche bags, Ferrari's are for connoisseurs. 6 years ago  
miami b*tch* radio versions suck 6 years ago +3
I used to ride bulls, it's fun and you get a good rush 6 years ago  
and I wonder why Americans have a high obesity rate.. 6 years ago  
seen both! 6 years ago  
Canada is pretty sweet 6 years ago  
already do 6 years ago  
NOPE NOPE NOPE 7 years ago +2
harden does not deal damage.. 7 years ago  
doesn't matter had sex.. 7 years ago +6
Banks would have insurance. Us teleporters would ruin inurance companies not the banks :p 7 years ago  
George W Bush! amiright!? 7 years ago +2
Magicarp can use flail or tackle. Metapod doesn't have any moves that deal damage. 7 years ago  
wrong one.. I would like to fight for a cause 7 years ago +1
I agree 7 years ago  
yeah except i've been in rodeo my whole life (bullriding) and I grew up on a ranch. I think I know a little more than you about how animals get treated there. It's our way of life, and we are not going to mistreat our way of life. so stfu 7 years ago  
imports are like tampons.. every pussy has one! 7 years ago +2
you don't get arrested for DUI's it's just a fine and you get your license taken away. In Canada anyways 7 years ago  
deli meats have been cooked.. 7 years ago +2
I don't feel like going to jail for beating a minor 7 years ago +1
exactly! so us smart people will just wear our snowsuits and stay warm in a frozen desert. 7 years ago  
you're* 7 years ago  
incorrect. The filet mignon is the tip of the tenderloin. It doesn't get much bigger than 3 inches 7 years ago  
war* 7 years ago  
except was is kinda necessary for peace and what not. 7 years ago +1
yeah those damn people practising their traditions just terrible haha those animals get taken care of better than half the people in the world.. 7 years ago +1
that house, smexy ladies, fast cars, freedom to do almost anything. There would be quite a bit to look forward to. damn why did I choose the smarts.. 7 years ago  
Oh man I just broke my number one rule.. Do not stick your d*ck in crazy! 7 years ago  
I pee green 7 years ago +2
f*ckin eh Canada! 7 years ago  
Travis Pastrana! 7 years ago +1
1) you did not skip the question, you obviously voted. 2) they are both pretty cute. 3) I don't know what you just said 7 years ago +4
and you are sure your'e not a homo? 7 years ago +6
I kick it old school. Mario on the NES! 7 years ago +2
just not those ones! please not those ones! 7 years ago +1
doesn't matter had sex.. 7 years ago +6
I didn't know Will Smith was a heroic freedom fighter. Good for him! 7 years ago  
bobcat? 7 years ago  
I concur 7 years ago  
cool story bro 7 years ago  
I don't think you understand how currency works. The more money you print the less it's worth. You guys have a fairly strong dollar so therefor he can't be printing as much as he wants.. 7 years ago  
you can still get oral if your a girl.. 7 years ago +2
Life is as good as you make it bud, dying could probably also get annoying.. 7 years ago  
snake tastes pretty good actually 7 years ago  
flavoured* 7 years ago  
chocolate* 7 years ago  
decontaminated* 7 years ago  
not only does it taste better, it quenches your thirst better to. gaatoorrradde 7 years ago +2
Russians are just too badass 7 years ago +5
everybody pees their pants my age, it's the coolest! You aint cool unless you pee your pants! 7 years ago +2
cool story! 7 years ago +4
eat the people 7 years ago +8
that's technically still transport 7 years ago +5
umm you know babies and piss don't exit in the same way. Quick lesson.. piss comes from urethra, babies from vagina. The urethra is much smaller than vagina. You are a girl how do you not know this.. 7 years ago +1
more epic 7 years ago +3
I would have sex with the raptor! 7 years ago +1
Kokanee! Heineken is my second choice 7 years ago  
have you never watched Braveheart!? 7 years ago +1
Optimus would be a badass name 7 years ago +4
It is happening. It is always/has always been happening. It is a natural effect that humans are only accelerating. 7 years ago  
really people... 7 years ago  
except it will be burnt beyond recognition 7 years ago  
and showering at night magically stops sweating and filth? 7 years ago +8
I concur 7 years ago +4
rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey, whiskey makes my baby a little frisky.. I don't have a baby, this is why I choose snow 7 years ago +4
your life is pointless 7 years ago +8
lol 7 years ago  
queer 7 years ago +4
Don't worry bro, I don't know him either. 7 years ago +1
I love playing with my joystick ;) 7 years ago +8
you both did vote tho.. there is a skip button at the top 7 years ago  
whoa.. I am kinda pumped you are from Saskatchewan, You are the only other one I have seen. 7 years ago +3
I don't think you are disrespected for defending yourself against rapists 7 years ago +4
already do! 7 years ago  
Mike Tyson would or wait... was that a rhetorical question? lol 7 years ago +1
f*ck and chuck 7 years ago +1
Santorum! 7 years ago  
gotta keep those little f*ckers in line 7 years ago +1
I already have a Mac! Come at me haters! 7 years ago +5
I think if you are going to call someone a retard you should at least use proper spelling... 7 years ago +2
team guy who almost hit Bella with his truck? 7 years ago +4
I think you can die anywhere.. correct me if I'm wrong. 7 years ago +2
Umm... but a panda is a type of bear and there are many of those. 7 years ago +1
Tim Hortons! 7 years ago +4
can't rape the willing ;) lol 7 years ago +4
well that is rather ignorant 7 years ago +3
holy sh*t.. you have got to learn to spell 7 years ago  
Or team truck that almost hit Bella! 7 years ago +1
I think you missed the point of this question... 7 years ago +1
just cuz I liked angels and demons 7 years ago  
think again 7 years ago +13
Mustang has a stronger legacy, more choices, and is just sexy. 1969 boss 429 for me! 7 years ago +5
Oshawa? Ottawa? 7 years ago  
I am a straight guy and I think Bruce Willis is sexy. Yippee ki yay motherf*ckers 7 years ago +4
is that a question? or do you need to learn grammar? 7 years ago +2
hung like a horse! 7 years ago +3
It's a gallon in an hour 7 years ago +3
alrighty then... 7 years ago +1
both are considered to be a delachaise 7 years ago  
most comes from the side, back, and belly. 7 years ago +1
and the internet doesn't? 7 years ago +4
mmm smite innocent animals :) delicious 7 years ago +4
decontaminate? 7 years ago  
yes.. you are so clever.. 7 years ago +6
what? 7 years ago +5
Yeah but it's implied that none of that happens. Also, my god that was the longest run on sentence I have seen. 7 years ago +5
lol except it would still be gods creation. That is like saying guns kill people when it is actually the person using the gun that makes it happen. 7 years ago  
Don't liste to the texan, It's a leg cramp. Your muscle cramps up into a ball and it hurts like hell 7 years ago +1
Im pretty sure the food plays a part.. 7 years ago  
I would get the f*ck out of the bed 7 years ago +1
country music hates you 7 years ago  
air conditioning bud 7 years ago +5
lol so is the internet 7 years ago +2
mmm fries... wait.. what?? 7 years ago  
but you did vote.. there is a skip button on the top right, just so you know. 7 years ago  
I'm pretty sure there isn't any country that is completely independent 7 years ago  
Americans are so ignorant to the rest of the world. I was talking to some people from Montana and they didn't know where Saskatchewan was (It's the province that borders Montana and North Dakota) I was in New Mexico and a bunch of people thought we rode polar bears, used dog sleds, and lived in igloos. wth do you learn in school. I am not saying this is all Americans, but it was a lot more then it should have been. 7 years ago +4
I don't understand vegans. You don't use anything made out of animal products/biproducts right? You really Can't get away from animal biproducts. Pretty much everything uses them in some stage of production, so you really can't get away from it. 7 years ago +1
I said that that's what I believe, not that it's in the bible. Just my opinion 7 years ago +1
and the one your parents made lol just kidding tho 7 years ago +8
Everywhere, female 7 years ago  
They didn't say a spider made out of bacon either, but it is implied that it is the real thing so shush 7 years ago +4
I donate blood twice a year so this works out great. I will just get stabbed by a needle. 7 years ago +1
Vagina? 7 years ago +7
Grammar, learn it! 7 years ago  
not quite, Ferrari Enzo can reach 217 mph. Audi claims the R8 can do 180 mph but lots say it can push 200. either way the Ferrari wins 7 years ago  
I do not understand this train of thought.. We would still fight over land and resources 7 years ago  
lol 7 years ago  
wheat* 7 years ago  
Google "Iceman climbs everest" he did it 7 years ago  
read the rest of the gosh darn description dag nabbit! 7 years ago  
hipster? 7 years ago +1
that trap isn't set 7 years ago +5
mmm Kiera Knightley ;) 7 years ago +1
I dont know what these are.. Bounty? 7 years ago  
first! 7 years ago  
Where did all those common elements and chemicals come from? Plus, I am pretty sure humans can't create life out of something that has not been previously alive. I call bullsh*t on the majority of your statement. 7 years ago  
I believe in creation that was followed by evolution. does that work? 7 years ago +5
you don't need the apostrophe there bud 7 years ago +1
hmm there appears to be marvel characters in the D.C. picture 7 years ago +2
An Audi R8 gets worse mileage then a Boss Mustang. Just saying 7 years ago +5
before every major ice age there were high levels of CO2 in the atmosphere. This was also out of your little ice tests. So if you look at just the Earth's present history it would seem that we are the only causes of this CO2. However you must look at all of the Earth's history to see that before every ice age there were huge increases in green house gasses. I am not saying that we are not contributing to this or that I don't believe in it. I am just saying that there is a lot more to learn about the world and that you need to get your f*ucking facts straihgt. 7 years ago +2
you have a very small mind 7 years ago +5
lol 7 years ago +6
cushin for the pushin 7 years ago  
"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball." yay Dodgeball! 7 years ago +4
looks like a douche 7 years ago  
maybe in traditional bull fights where they are speared. I used to ride bulls and they can f*ck a guy up 7 years ago  
and Burger King doesn't? 7 years ago  
Timmies! 7 years ago  
Turkeys can't shoot guns so. 7 years ago +5
slow clap for pointing out the obvious.. 7 years ago +1
I wonder if people will like my comment if I just ask. Fellow rrratherers would you please like this comment :D 7 years ago +14
sorry I don't know my right from left.. 7 years ago +2
Your username made me lol 7 years ago +11
Oh Canada! 7 years ago +3
I don't 7 years ago +3
It is called a bunnyhug! 7 years ago +1
I skipped because they are both delicious 7 years ago +4
Im a gay and I still chose. I am a rebel like that. Just kidding tho, I'm straight 7 years ago +3
out of everything you could do this is it. lol I like you're thinking 7 years ago  
I agree 7 years ago +1
except for war over territory, resources etc.... 7 years ago +9
It amazes me how ignorant some Americans are, no offence.. 7 years ago +3
exactly ;) 7 years ago  
Its not that we don't like it. It looks good and all but it feels yucky. 7 years ago +3
Yeah she doesn't care about the most smartest questions! lol 7 years ago  
agree to disagree 7 years ago +2
boss mustang? 7 years ago  
shut up.. 7 years ago  
you need to watch Monty Python 7 years ago +6
yes 7 years ago  
why are you on the computer! GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!! 7 years ago  
are these questions or statements? 7 years ago +4
You, my friend, have no soul 7 years ago +5
I am the youngest of 5. Coincidense, or Twilight zone!? 7 years ago  
VAGINA!!! 7 years ago +1
but it was implied... 7 years ago  
OMG like they so are 7 years ago  
but it was implied... 7 years ago  
I do not understand this comment lol transportation still takes a vehicle 7 years ago  
How many of these questions are there? 7 years ago +1
and Canada. So I interpret this American football 7 years ago  
does anybody else find these mildly annoying? 7 years ago +8
You, my friend are either ignorant or a very good troll 7 years ago +8
everything is bad for you now days... 7 years ago +2
fap fap fap 7 years ago  
mmm haggis 7 years ago  
Who needs an excuse to have sex? 7 years ago +3
mmmm superficial 7 years ago  
gotta love the Mustang legacy 7 years ago  
I'm hard ;) 7 years ago  
I can picture it. my rhino (fluffy) running through the snowy Canadian winter with me on his back. I have a grenade in one hand and i trident in the other. It is the zombie apocalypse, and we have killed hundreds together. Sadly fluffy got bitten and turns into a zombie. For some reason he is still loyal to me, and I now have a f*cking zombie rhino!!! 7 years ago +2
I am hoping you are just trolling lol 7 years ago +8
63% 7 years ago +4
It isn't a child until the sperm fertilizes the egg and makes an embryo. 7 years ago  
stupid response 7 years ago +1
Don't listen to him. If you put your mind to it, you can be anything you ever want! Hell I want to be a butterfly 7 years ago  
"I had to double check that I had it in my mouth... paper thin." 7 years ago  
Sell you're house for the day. Hit the streets. Pick your nose. Eat your booger. 7 years ago +8
but.. but.. I want a soul! 7 years ago +1
I really don't care about fun and excitement, as long as she's sexy. I like anyone who's like that :D 7 years ago +1
You never talked about Newton at you're school? weird... 7 years ago  
so true.. Lamborghini is so overrated 7 years ago +4
ok i'll go 2 singapore! 7 years ago +9
Pretty sure I'm already stronger then my dog. 7 years ago +2
Would you rather die by... This means that this is going to kill you, which means that you are alive until it happens, which means this is a ridiculous comment. You know what I mean? 7 years ago +15
Agree to disagree 7 years ago +1
Depends on the science. Chem yes, Bio not so much 7 years ago  
So true 7 years ago  
Mew is a genderless Pokemon lol but yes IT is cuter. 7 years ago +1
I wish I could like this again.. 7 years ago  
There is no replacement for displacement 7 years ago +4
Gotta hate getting crabs 7 years ago +1
I have dropped mine numerous times and it is still perfect. Just saying. 7 years ago +1
Doesn't matter had sex 7 years ago +2
All I have to say is.. She is sexy 7 years ago +1
I was gonna like this comment, then I saw your name... 7 years ago  
59% of people need to learn about cars 7 years ago +2
Except when the twins switch clothes. F*cks with your mind 7 years ago +2
I own both! Eff the xbox and playstation. Oldschool is where it's at 7 years ago +1
Like a boss? 7 years ago +1
I've always liked a little bush ;) 7 years ago +3
Contradictory statement? 7 years ago  
No, it makes him correct 7 years ago  
Messes up my bum 7 years ago +2
Well you could see into vaults.... 7 years ago  
If you know what he means then FU 7 years ago +1
Statistically blondes give it up easier 7 years ago  
Personal opinion buddy 7 years ago  
Knowing every language would be useless to me. Also you are from the States, that can't be the dumbest thing haha 7 years ago +1
Touche 7 years ago  
Put another shrimp on the barbie!!! 7 years ago +1
*AN ART!! 7 years ago +2
It;s funny because 30% ASIANS 7 years ago +5
did you see iron man's collection. I fapped to that 7 years ago  
depends.. hot or not? 7 years ago +9
Me too, it's really not that bad. 7 years ago +1
not a choice 7 years ago +5
You have obviously not kissed a girl that sucked you off 7 years ago +1
Without lower body? No vagina? doesn't matter had sex. 7 years ago  
Toejam and Earl FTW 7 years ago +1
My fingers don't fit 7 years ago +3
not with that attitude! 7 years ago +3
X-Men, Thor, Hulk, Spidey, or overrated superheroes 7 years ago +3
I will do anything for a good steak 7 years ago  
Wolverine would destroy Spidey 7 years ago  
doesnt matter had sex 7 years ago +7
I am a rum kinda guy 7 years ago  
how is this a question? 7 years ago +2
Fake boobs and whore all the way 7 years ago +1
BOOBIES!! 7 years ago  
Marvel has a way better franchise than DC. I like Thor and Wolverine personally 7 years ago  
and how do you know this? 7 years ago +4
Oh god... he is coming to find you now! HIDE 7 years ago +1
Lambo's are overrated 7 years ago +1
only if kiera knightley is there 7 years ago +1
I need my steak 7 years ago +1
useless or epic 7 years ago +1
i love my penis 7 years ago  
cheaper 7 years ago +1
and MJ raped little boys 7 years ago  
one of the greatest influences on music or a pedo? 7 years ago +3
you can always shave 7 years ago +2
Premature ejaculation sucks. trust me 7 years ago +1
Owls dont sh*t? My god you need to get out more 7 years ago +1
BOOBIES! 7 years ago +3
Plato was Aristotle's student and was influenced greatly by his beliefs 7 years ago +2
I'M A MAN! 7 years ago +3
I believe you. its more common than people think. My bud got hit by lightning a little while ago. 7 years ago  
andThere are more girls in the world then guys, it's a fact. And how many of those guys are gay? You have more options being hetero.. FTW 7 years ago  
Just gotta buy me lucky charms 7 years ago +3
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