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Joined on January 30th, 2013 (2,212 days ago)

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    I'm with Calvin. I refuse to change. 5 years ago +2
    I don't want to live on this planet anymore. 5 years ago +4
    I cant dance. Shake it is. 5 years ago  
    Didnt even have to read B.My obsession with LotR wins yet again. 5 years ago  
    Then you have created a paradox and the universe will explode. Please don't say wrecking ball is your favorite song. Save us all. 5 years ago  
    Notes? What are notes? 5 years ago +1
    Smaller and more maneuverable 5 years ago  
    Obama has more president experience? 5 years ago +1
    Real men dont eat honey...they chew bees. 5 years ago +3
    WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?! 5 years ago  
    For those who want to meet Vlad...chances are that you are going to be impaled. Jus sayin' 5 years ago +3
    Give it to him. Theres so many more throughout Skyrim for me to steal. 5 years ago  
    Nero scares me a lot more than Hitler. 5 years ago  
    How they could possibly take over the world, we have no idea. 5 years ago  
    At least there's no Silence. Those things are freaking creepy. 5 years ago +2
    You can pour me a cup. Im not going to drink it though. 5 years ago +3
    SENZU BEAN 5 years ago +1
    Skyrim's graphics and combat were better, but the quests got boring. I got tired of fetching stuff. Oblivion had AWESOME quests and decent gameplay. If it was updated to current graphics and combat, it would be OVER 9000 times better than Skyrim. 5 years ago +1
    So many different ways to cook eggs 5 years ago  
    Lol I thought it said Master Cheif 5 years ago  
    If local businesses put out good products for a good price, then yes...but they don't 5 years ago  
    I just happen to know a guy who is an expert in ancient ottoman flintlocks. 5 years ago +1
    It was so hard to choose. Tiansa, you are so mein. 5 years ago  
    The last movie I saw was Saving Private Ryan. No thank you. 5 years ago  
    Spam is not so bad. 5 years ago +1
    What is love without laughter? I'd rather die. 5 years ago +1
    That's a paddlin' 5 years ago +1
    Tank EVERYTHING 5 years ago  
    Get uber-expensive shoes/clothes. Sell them. Buy nicer house. 5 years ago +2
    FREE PETS 5 years ago  
    The Naked Gun is freaking hilarious!! 5 years ago  
    I get Mehrunes Razor for its looks. 5 years ago  
    I prefer to stay human. Never liked vamps. 5 years ago  
    Only since you can't create black soul gems anymore, 5 years ago  
    I join just to kill Cicero. I HATE Cicero. 5 years ago  
    The Skull of Corruption sucks. It usually ends up as a trophy in my armory. 5 years ago +1
    Join ALL the factions!! 5 years ago  
    NO. DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE 5 years ago +1
    ERMAHGERD 5 years ago  
    You have created a paradox. The universe will explode now. 5 years ago +1
    Someone's gotta say it...THIS IS SPARTA!!! 5 years ago  
    Harley Quinn as the medic? A pony as the brains? Save me, Doctor. 5 years ago  
    Oh god. Not the movie. Anything but the movie. 5 years ago  
    Screw those dark elves...AND THOSE EFFING CLIFF RACERS 5 years ago  
    HEIMDALL! OPEN THE BIFROST! 5 years ago +1
    FUS RO DAH 5 years ago +1
    ALL OF THEM 5 years ago  
    It would start with 1. Then I would have to keep launching more because SOMEONE would trace it back to me. He would need to be eliminated. And nukes are the only weapons I have. Goodbye world. 5 years ago  
    I go to small college. I actually get paid to go there. Financial aid FTW. 5 years ago  
    Turdy point buck. 5 years ago  
    Anyone seen Megashark Vs. Crocosaurus? 5 years ago +1
    ITS A TRAP! 5 years ago  
    I've broken OVER 9000!!! 5 years ago  
    I'd rather be a madman than feel guilty the rest of my life. 5 years ago  
    Nukes. No evidence. No cops. Nobody left alive. 5 years ago  
    So unless the gun somehow jams, you die. INTENSE. 5 years ago  
    Played a basketball game. Won by one point in the final second of play. Intense. 5 years ago  
    Local restaurants are the best. More food for the price and it SOOO GOOD 5 years ago +2
    Something tells me that people would pay a lot more than a million dollars for a bean like this. 5 years ago  
    LEEEMMMMOOOONNNSSSSS 5 years ago +2
    FOR NARNIA!!! 5 years ago +2
    Think Jaws....but hundreds of them in a tornado. 0_o 5 years ago  
    I can't paint to save my life. 5 years ago  
    And all you got was the one dollar bill and the quarter. So much work for so little. 5 years ago  
    Lincoln is exactly 5 times better than Washington 5 years ago +1
    STOP! Hammertime. 5 years ago +2
    Taking a good dump is one of the greatest things known to man. 5 years ago +4
    Been there, done that. 5 years ago  
    Math. Not even once. 5 years ago  
    2 DAY FREE SHIPPING 5 years ago  
    COMIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNSSSS!!!! 5 years ago  
    Is something burning? 5 years ago  
    Such knowledge. So personal. Much creep. Wow 5 years ago +1
    Such comment. Much knowledge. So internet. Wow 5 years ago  
    The baby on the other side of town is fair game though. 5 years ago +2
    STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! 5 years ago +1
    Does a rap battle count? 5 years ago  
    HOT WING NACHOS 5 years ago +1
    I don't want to live with Aunt May and have Peter crying all the time. Clark Kent it is. 5 years ago  
    What am I defending against? 5 years ago  
    Don't blink. 5 years ago  
    That would be one HUGE wallet 5 years ago +1
    Cybertron was destroyed 5 years ago +2
    In the past few movies, Bond was a trainwreck 5 years ago  
    FUS RO DAH 5 years ago +1
    You cannot possibly have a favorite Doctor. They are all awesome. 5 years ago  
    McDonalds usually has free WiFi 5 years ago +3
    You can transpose guitar to piano. 5 years ago  
    ALIENS 5 years ago +3
    I think I'll use the smooth side of that sandpaper 5 years ago  
    DAS ZAMBIES 5 years ago +1
    That's why Steam is awesome. Re-download ALL the games!! 5 years ago  
    Yes he did. Someone has obviously never heard of Google. 5 years ago  
    NETFLIX 5 years ago +1
    I would rather die 5 years ago  
    They start whole...then I slice them 5 years ago  
    DOVAHKIIN 5 years ago +2
    COMIC SAAAAAAANS 5 years ago  
    IM BOOTMAN 5 years ago +1
    Been there. Done that. 5 years ago +1
    You know what they say about big feet.... 5 years ago  
    WAT 5 years ago +1
    You sir, are a poor, tortured soul 5 years ago +2
    Go to a different room 5 years ago  
    I chose the big long one because it makes me look like I actually read the question 5 years ago  
    The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few 5 years ago +2
    Why would Voldemort wink at a muggle? 5 years ago  
    If this baby pokes me, then yes. 5 years ago +4
    Lobsets sound pretty friendly to me. 5 years ago  
    TAKE THE NEIGHBOR"S INTERNETS 5 years ago +1
    Those pixels...AHHHH MY EYES!!! 5 years ago  
    The sea is pretty big for just me and 1 shark. Chances are we never meet. 5 years ago  
    My phone is cheap. Heck, I'll just give it to them. 5 years ago  
    I'm gonna go with weeds because, well....weed. 5 years ago +1
    Same here bro :( 5 years ago  
    OH GOD WHY 5 years ago  
    Is this legit, or did you mean "feces"? 5 years ago  
    I'm too cheap for either one LOL 5 years ago  
    lol because he sucks 6 years ago  
    TV on my stomach? YES 6 years ago +6
    As long as I get to kick people. ROADHOUSE 6 years ago +5
    Dafuq? 6 years ago +1
    I'll wear the boots on my hands :) 6 years ago  
    because muffins are awesome 6 years ago  
    Death is probably a boss at chess 6 years ago  
    I always choose C 6 years ago +2
    Dafuq? 6 years ago +2
    Pool full of dead sharks? 6 years ago  
    Im already amazing at sports 6 years ago +1
    eat ALL the snacks!! 6 years ago  
    Suuure....because we all like to swim in lava 6 years ago +1
    Nobody really lives on my street. And I would sing late at night so everyone would be asleep. 6 years ago +1
    There is no way I'm gonna pedal that bicycle everywere. BALLLOOOOONNSSS!! 6 years ago  
    GORDON FREEMAN!!! 6 years ago +3
    Kevin Young 6 years ago  
    I have a fish LOL 6 years ago +2
    they both sucked 6 years ago  
    Eat ALL the candy!! 6 years ago  
    LEEEEEMMMMOOONNNSSSS 6 years ago  
    LEEEEMMMMOOONNNSSSS 6 years ago  
    DIE 6 years ago  
    I would live in one of his 4000 houses 6 years ago +2
    o_0...My sister is 4 6 years ago +100
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