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8> A Cold dick

8===> A Hot dick

C==(( ) Cave man dick (side view)

( .|=|. ) Tit screwing

} Top view of a senior citizen's hard-on

:-) -: Smilie with an erection

:-( :- Impotent (Or let down).

:-( -8 Blue balls.

;-) o===8 Braggart.

:-\ 8o After a cold shower.

;-) ===8 Circumcised.

8-O --* Just before doubling over with pain.

:-) -^-: In need of some corrective surgery.

:-) :-... Taking a leak.

:-} -oo-: Taking matters into hand.

:-o ^^: After zipping up fly too fast.

B=D Short penis

B~~D Limp penis

B==Q Prince Albert penis

-> Teeny pee pee

Stormcloud888 has submitted the following questions: voting view

Would you rather have Kim Kardashian's ass or Kanye West's punchable face? 4 years ago 234 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Would you rather do Obama or do Rosie O'Donnell? 4 years ago 149 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have pubes for teeth or teeth for pubes? 4 years ago 176 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have an automatic button that alerts everyone on Facebook whenever you masturbate or never be able to shit alone? 4 years ago 203 votes 23 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have all your food taste like diarrhea for the rest of your life or drink a cup of diarrhea once? 4 years ago 154 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather sleep on a bed of hands or only use pens/pencils made of penises? 4 years ago 178 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have a visible erection at all times or begin every social interaction with "Cut the crap, Hamlet! My biological clock is ticking, and I want babies NOW!" 4 years ago 206 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be able to read minds but have the person know when you're reading their minds or not be able to choose or know whose minds you read? 4 years ago 191 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be immortal in your current body or reincarnate into a different body (memories intact) every time you die? 4 years ago 225 votes 24 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have a 10% chance of getting a 20-lb bowling ball to the face once a week or orgasm only at the sight of your mom's diarrhea? 4 years ago 135 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have ballsack knees or tiny hands? 4 years ago 148 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather change sex every time you orgasm or not be able to tell the difference between your mom and your girlfriend/boyfriend? 4 years ago 165 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Would you rather begin every sentence with "Listen up, dumbass" or end every sentence with "Just kidding"? 4 years ago 160 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Would you rather marry a woman who always has a super hairy chest or a woman who, instead of having a period, changes gender once a month and is super horny during this time? 4 years ago 152 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather sit on a dick and eat cake or sit on a cake and eat dick? 4 years ago 310 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have a hamburger on a hotdog bun or a hotdog on a hamburger bun? 4 years ago 171 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Would you rather ejaculate farts or fart semen/menstrual blood? 4 years ago 137 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have a penis built like a tuna can or like a huge noodle (erection impossible)? 4 years ago 205 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather go to Columbia University and have to pay the full tuition or go to Cornell on a scholarship? 6 years ago 191 votes 36 comments 0 likes
Can Chuck Norris kick your ass? Yes or Nope 6 years ago 314 votes 16 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have an early dismissal or delayed opening? 6 years ago 230 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have your deepest, most ruinous secret revealed to everyone you know or have pornographic nudes of yourself on the internet? 6 years ago 235 votes 36 comments 0 likes
Would you rather eat a dog or cat? 6 years ago 223 votes 12 comments 0 likes
Would you rather only get hit on by unattractive people or always have people of the same sex attracted to you? 6 years ago 485,212 votes 3,730 comments 13 likes
Would you rather live in a mansion but have to eat out of a dumpster for every meal or live in the woods with no shelter and eat 4 course meals prepared by a personal chef? 6 years ago 240 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather listen to the same 10 songs for the rest of your life or listen to random music and never hear the same song twice? 6 years ago 253 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather relive your birth or watch your conception? 6 years ago 54,564 votes 288 comments 3 likes
Would you rather have a device that tells you when people are bullshitting you or tells you when people are turned on? 6 years ago 288 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather miss the end of every movie or miss the punchline of every joke? 6 years ago 232 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be forced to tongue punch your mom's fart box every month for the rest of your life or have someone you know die every time you orgasm? 6 years ago 3,574 votes 22 comments 1 like
Would you rather pee uncontrollably whenever you hear music or sh*t yourself once a week at any random time? 6 years ago 4,246 votes 17 comments 0 likes
Would you rather save a child's life but be permanently branded a pedophile or let the child die and be thought of as a hero who tried to save them? 6 years ago 233 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be able to reverse one decision that you make every day or be able to stop time for 10 minutes every day? 6 years ago 243 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be permanently invisible or have vision that makes everyone else permanently invisible? 6 years ago 233 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather eat a pinecone or poop a whole pinecone? 6 years ago 214 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have a vagina on your forehead or a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus? 6 years ago 375 votes 8 comments 16 likes
Would you rather eat cereal for the rest of your life (as your only food) or drink milk for the rest of your life (as your only beverage)? 6 years ago 228 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have mouths on the back of your hands that occasionally insulted the opposite sex or have an outie belly button 3 inches long that occasionally swayed to the beat of music 6 years ago 179 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather know how many times you masturbated or how many hours you've spent masturbating? 6 years ago 212 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather lose your genitals or have explosive never-ending diarrhea for the rest of your life? 6 years ago 207 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have nipple-sized penis or penis-sized nipples? 6 years ago 190 votes 10 comments 2 likes
Would you rather have sex with a guy with a vagina or a girl with a penis? 6 years ago 172 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather sweat mayonnaise or sneeze diarrhea? 6 years ago 161 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have the skin all over your body the texture of a nutsack or be normal, but everything else in the world feel like a nutsack? 6 years ago 173 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have this site filled with 10-yr old trolls or morbidly obese social rejects? 6 years ago 214 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather do James Deen or James Dean? 6 years ago 139 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have permanent head lice or pubic lice (crabs)? 6 years ago 3,678 votes 24 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have a 15-lb basketball size nutsack or ten foot long penis? 6 years ago 199 votes 17 comments 0 likes
Would you rather drink fifty thousand liters of fresh piss or drink ten liters of year-old semen? 6 years ago 169 votes 23 comments 0 likes
Would you rather never be taken seriously or always have too many responsibilities? 6 years ago 332 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather take a naked diarrhea shower every day or become morbidly obese forever? 6 years ago 4,315 votes 36 comments 0 likes
Would you rather shave off all of JB's hair or cut off his balls? 6 years ago 398 votes 19 comments 0 likes
Are you a redditor? Yes or No 6 years ago 220 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Would you rather major in Engineering or Business? 6 years ago 234 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather go to prison for the rest of your life or receive the death penalty? 6 years ago 325 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Would you rather push a button and get raped by a random rrratherer or eat your mom's morning diarrhea? 6 years ago 211 votes 22 comments 0 likes
Would you rather the world be filled with trolls or grammar nazis? 6 years ago 241 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather use the internet only for pornography or cats? 6 years ago 236 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather always see pixelated genitals (never see genitals again) or turn your bellybutton into a vagina/anus? 6 years ago 195 votes 1 comment 0 likes
Would you rather be an internet nerd or a ginger with no soul? 6 years ago 222 votes 16 comments 0 likes
Which is more annoying: Brony fandom or anime fandom? 6 years ago 221 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be a "shower" or a "grower"? 6 years ago 167 votes 8 comments 0 likes
To the veteran rrratherers: would you rather resurrect MoNoXide or ImmaGrownAssPigeon? 6 years ago 207 votes 16 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have plastic surgery to get perfect looks or stay natural? 6 years ago 226 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be surrounded by idiots or surrounded by smartasses? 6 years ago 212 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather do young Joe Biden or young John McCain? 6 years ago 155 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Would you rather get a really bad tattoo or get your head shaved (can't wear a wig)? 6 years ago 271 votes 28 comments 0 likes
Would you rather eat out "blue waffle" or go down on "special" fried rice? 6 years ago 190 votes 21 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have a lavish home but no vacations or entertainment or have exotic vacations and entertainment, but only standard home? 6 years ago 224 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Would you rather commit bestiality or incest? 6 years ago 509 votes 29 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have a girlfriend with flat chest with nipples or big boobs with no nipples? 7 years ago 1,080 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Would you rather eat a bowl of cereal with too much milk, not enough cereal or too much cereal, not enough milk? 7 years ago 306 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have sex with a pie or a jar of nutella? 7 years ago 1,490 votes 18 comments 0 likes
Would you rather kick someone in the balls (as hard as you can) or punch someone in the vagina (as hard as you can)? 7 years ago 302 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have a flat chest/small penis or be overweight? 7 years ago 290 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Would you rather eat fried rice or fried noodles? 7 years ago 320 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather date/be a high fashion model or a commercial model? 7 years ago 312 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Would you rather marry your best friend (of the opposite sex, if preferred) or your crush (who you hardly know)? 7 years ago 3,079 votes 18 comments 0 likes
Would you rather bump and grind or bounce your ass? 7 years ago 235 votes 2 comments 0 likes
Would you rather kick your teacher (with no consequences) or hug your teacher? 7 years ago 454 votes 16 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have a sweet breakfast (no meat) or savory breakfast (no sweets)? 7 years ago 397 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be able to improve your natural appearance or your personality? 7 years ago 388 votes 17 comments 0 likes
Would you rather your best friend move away from you or you move away from your best friend? 7 years ago 588 votes 15 comments 0 likes
Would you rather get judged based on your appearance or your achievements? 7 years ago 329 votes 6 comments 0 likes
When you're on vacation, would you rather travel or relax at home ? 7 years ago 653 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather party in high school and go to a bad college or be a loner in high school but go to a good college? 7 years ago 457 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather go to prom or stay at home ? 7 years ago 338 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather date a celebrity of your choice or your crush/the hottest person you know? 7 years ago 2,197,379 votes 10,267 comments 66 likes
Would you rather have a hamster or a gerbil? 7 years ago 291 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather date/be a girl who always wears a truckload of makeup or has had 20 plastic surgeries? 7 years ago 297 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather get caught watching porn or My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? 7 years ago 2,460 votes 32 comments 1 like
Would you rather get rejected or reject someone else? 7 years ago 312 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have a very bad plastic surgery (can't change) or be confined in a wheelchair forever? 7 years ago 284 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Would you rather get rich through your own hard work or through the lottery? 7 years ago 228,215 votes 783 comments 2 likes
Which would you rather be real Penicorns or Unicorns? 7 years ago 275 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be a gigolo or juggalo? 7 years ago 228 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Are you a child/teenager (6-19 yrs old) or adult (20+ yrs old)? 7 years ago 320 votes 28 comments 0 likes
Would you rather your first time be with another virgin or a slut who knows what s/he's doing? 7 years ago 311,133 votes 1,213 comments 14 likes
Would you rather die from overheating in a oven or microwave? 7 years ago 371 votes 12 comments 0 likes
GIRLS only: Would you rather date a guy with perfect face and average body or average face and perfect body? 7 years ago 230 votes 9 comments 0 likes
GUYS only: Would you rather date a girl with perfect face and average body or average face and perfect body? 7 years ago 278 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have triple K tits or a 3 foot penis? 7 years ago 250 votes 20 comments 0 likes
Would you rather reveal your identity and have a chance to find out everyone else's identity on rrrather or remain anonymous? 7 years ago 619 votes 17 comments 0 likes
Would you rather listen to Techno or Rap? 7 years ago 6,201 votes 83 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have a heroic, protective older sibling or a younger sibling who depends on you? 7 years ago 643 votes 17 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be a Brony or be a cosplayer? 7 years ago 560 votes 8 comments 1 like
Would you rather play Amnesia all night long alone with lights off or play Minecraft for 24 hrs straight? 7 years ago 599 votes 12 comments 1 like
Do you think guys look better with makeup or without makeup? 7 years ago 1,373 votes 25 comments 0 likes
Would you rather date a well-muscled buff guy or tall, lean boyish guy? 7 years ago 494 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be biracial or pure-bred? 7 years ago 535 votes 19 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be able to go back in time (fix something in your life) or see the future? 7 years ago 629 votes 12 comments 0 likes
Would you rather date a perfect-looking girl who had 50 plastic surgeries or normal girl who had zero plastic surgeries? 7 years ago 639 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be a Kpop star or Juggalo? 7 years ago 542 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Would you rather go on Facebook or 7 years ago 607 votes 20 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be able to subscribe to your favorite users on rrrather or have all repeated questions deleted automatically? 7 years ago 516 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Would you rather sterilize a juggalo or only drink Fagyo for the rest of your life? 7 years ago 1,098 votes 12 comments 0 likes
Would you rather look androgynous or look normal but be gay? 7 years ago 9,547 votes 30 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have a face full of just acne or just black/whiteheads? 7 years ago 437 votes 10 comments 0 likes
If someone pissed you off, would you rather smash their balls off or take a crap on all their stuff? 7 years ago 511 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Whose voice do you prefer Megurine Luka or Hatsune Miku? 7 years ago 339 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Who would you rather date Dawn Yang or Xiaxue? 7 years ago 415 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Do you enjoy cosplay? Yes! or No! 7 years ago 505 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather read yaoi or watch the real thing? 7 years ago 392 votes 21 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have a tail or cat ears? 7 years ago 1,381 votes 17 comments 0 likes
Would you rather date a girl who's shy, kind and innocent or bold, confident and demanding? 7 years ago 581 votes 15 comments 0 likes
Would you rather take a diarrhea shower naked or eat a small piece of crap? 7 years ago 401 votes 19 comments 0 likes
Do you prefer Asian boybands or White boybands? 7 years ago 411 votes 18 comments 0 likes
Are asians cool? Yes ^_^ or No! D: 7 years ago 509 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have a gender change or face transplant 7 years ago 356 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Which one would you turn straight Ricky Martin or Adam Lambert? 7 years ago 274 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather stop STDs (including AIDs) or cancer? 7 years ago 596 votes 24 comments 0 likes
What is really milk's favorite cookie? Oreos or Double chocolate chip cookies 7 years ago 832 votes 13 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be in a relationship with young Brad Pitt or young Leo DiCaprio? 7 years ago 3,554 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have kids who hate you but become successful in life or love you but end up homeless and miserable? 7 years ago 2,435 votes 45 comments 0 likes
Would you rather eat a bagel or doughnut? 7 years ago 429 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be immune to all disease or able to bring people back to life? 7 years ago 436 votes 19 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have the ability to look young forever or eat all you want and never gain weight? 7 years ago 445 votes 21 comments 0 likes
Do you prefer Robert Pattinson as Cedric Diggory or Edward Cullen? 7 years ago 334 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Do you prefer Orlando Bloom as Legolas or Will Turner? 7 years ago 3,452 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Do you prefer Legolas or Aragorn? 7 years ago 300 votes 2 comments 0 likes
Who is hotter Orlando Bloom or young Leo DiCaprio? 7 years ago 6,386 votes 13 comments 0 likes
Who is the better rapper Lil Kim or Nicki Minaj? 7 years ago 342 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Would you rather listen to Biggie Smalls or Tupac? 7 years ago 361 votes 21 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be the "receiver" in 2 guys 1 horse or 2 kids 1 sandbox? 7 years ago 724 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have the perfect body (and your current face) or the perfect face (and your current body)? 7 years ago 112,374 votes 1,072 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be trapped alone in a supermarket for 14 days or in a library (w. internet) with your best friend for 14 days? 7 years ago 421 votes 19 comments 0 likes
Would you rather your life be free of awkward moments or embarrassing moments? 7 years ago 593,960 votes 2,288 comments 12 likes
Would you rather be a vampire or mermaid? 7 years ago 371 votes 13 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have a fat butt or fat stomach 7 years ago 2,570 votes 36 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have... diabetes or high cholesterol? 7 years ago 465 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather rape your mom or get raped by your dog? 7 years ago 282 votes 13 comments 0 likes

Stormcloud888 has posted the following comments:

stay at your current age, like tuck everlasting 4 years ago  
It says VISIBLE erection 4 years ago  
oh sh*t i actually remember you 4 years ago  
my best friend literally flashes me all the time, freakin annoying 4 years ago  
i'd fck my worst enemy in the ass every night 4 years ago  
the best way to females hearts: "have you lost weight?" 4 years ago +1
i'd rather be stabbed by my best friend than be a midget 4 years ago  
who cares? 4 years ago +1
it's just protein 4 years ago  
if you get shot in the nose you die, dumbass 4 years ago  
i have many family members who i dont know/care about 4 years ago  
if you're bullied by them then they're not really your best friend 4 years ago +1
both would be equally useless 4 years ago +1
at least i'd be healthier 4 years ago +2
other people's sadness increase my happiness 4 years ago  
they're freaking cartoons 4 years ago  
you sad person 4 years ago +1
i'd have the superpower of making people sh*t themselves 4 years ago +3
why the hell would lol be annoying? what do u expect the person to write back?? 4 years ago +5
you'd save so much money on fuel/subway etc 4 years ago  
dad die all the way 4 years ago +1
twitter is useless 4 years ago  
stupidest question series on this site 4 years ago  
right one looks like a grandpa left looks like a serial killer.. obvious choice 4 years ago  
NYC obv 4 years ago  
Milk is already sweet, why add honey?? 4 years ago  
Easier to steal food 4 years ago +2
At least you'd avoid a valet going through the stuff in your car 4 years ago  
I dont care about music as I'd rather talk to the person i'm eating with 4 years ago  
I hate dim lighting, i wanna see my food goddamnit 4 years ago  
if she won, it'd be the first time in history that two presidents have fcked eachother 4 years ago  
i've had both, but the tanghulu can break your jaw :/ 4 years ago  
these questions are so boring 4 years ago +2
at least leo dicaprio would be in it.. 4 years ago +1
she wasnt giving head, she was PROPOSING you moron! 4 years ago  
can't believe you're still on here 24/7 4 years ago  
It says erection impossible 4 years ago  
it says madame tussauds on the back 6 years ago +1
The house would stink like crazy with dogs, and I'd have to clean up sh*t all the time 6 years ago +1
It stinks like sh*t at the zoo.. the date would not go well. 6 years ago +1
I have never experienced #1... even so, angry fat people are kinda hilarious 6 years ago +3
I have to walk outside a lot, so no. I don't like rain. 6 years ago +1
White chocolate just tastes like sweetened butter.. ugh 6 years ago  
Cornell is close to nowhere 6 years ago  
Then your solution is this: quit being bitter and find a way to accomplish your goal. But if you're happy the way you are, then don't change anything :) 6 years ago +1
I didn't mean it like penn state is a low school or anything.. It is really good. But there is always hope, I think.. No matter where you go, you will find success as long as you have a goal and enough willpower to go and achieve it... In this day and age, college is most certainly not the only route to success. 6 years ago  
Why would you hate your life? The college that you go to won't determine your whole life. My brother only went to penn state and he seems to be pulling out fine. 6 years ago  
But... Im just wondering if Columbia's name carries more weight... in terms of being able to find a job in the future... 6 years ago +1
Just out of curiosity.. why do you want to pursue that degree? Do you want to find a job in physics? 6 years ago  
I think my mom actually wants me to go to Columbia, but my non-custodial dad (who lives in a different country) is a complete cheapskate and doesn't want to pay ... I think I like Columbia's programs better and the school seems more prestigious.. idk.. Also, if I choose Columbia I would be able to work during the week too (seems bad, but I was told it might be more beneficial that way). Also I heard Cornell's campus kinda sucks. Haven't visited yet though. I'm really interested in continuing my research too... but I was offered a spot at Cornell's presidential research program, so it is a difficult decision... 6 years ago  
Go for it! :D 6 years ago  
that is considered a delicacy 6 years ago +3
why the hell would i ever in my right mind choose to save 2 MILLION ants ?! 6 years ago  
you'd die 6 years ago  
Get new "loved ones" 6 years ago  
Saw Shady... insta-pick. Pretty sure he's the only non-child on both lists so. 6 years ago +2
Is this the most desperate question ever asked in rrrather history? 6 years ago +9
Paintball shooting is painful as f*ck 6 years ago +2
That's sad 6 years ago  
I think mass murdering the Native Americans, subjecting them to concentration camps, and taking over their land is a little worse than imposing hard labor on the African-Americans. 6 years ago +5
Kate Upton is overrated 6 years ago +4
Is making new friends really that difficult? Come on now 6 years ago  
if i never felt lonely, then i would never feel the urge to find love, have a family, etc. 6 years ago +2
being a vampire would mean eternal beauty and immortality.. 6 years ago +2
no memories/proof = pointless 6 years ago +10
what if the other person doesn't have a phone? then it would be useless... 6 years ago  
how is this even a question?! 6 years ago +3
wear your virginity on your sleeve! 6 years ago +10
gangnam style is so 2012 6 years ago +9
they sound the same 6 years ago +4
the internet is crazy over emma watson 6 years ago +4
being intelligent would be more useful 6 years ago +5
i would share all my belongings with my lover 6 years ago +2
i hate meatsauce 6 years ago  
chose gaga cause i don't know the chick on the left EDIT: wrong direction lol thanks! 6 years ago  
gymnasts tend to have more muscular arms, and i don't see the big deal in that 6 years ago  
luke is a normal name.. what kind of person names a kid "sparta"? 6 years ago +10
i'd probably get sick of grilled cheese after a while 6 years ago +4
sausage as a tail would be like having a edible d!ck on my butt 6 years ago +4
nougat with nuts? 6 years ago  
ugh the stick tastes god-awful on its own 6 years ago  
shooting to kill is far too light of a punishment.. i prefer slow torture 6 years ago +2
just taking off your clothes seems a lot easier and more interesting than cleaning all day... 6 years ago +2
mariah is obese right now.. 6 years ago  
Go ahead and bleed to death.. 6 years ago  
No it's not -- you can see everything around you, just not people 6 years ago +3
chinese new years came and went for me...): 6 years ago  
i can probably afford a comfortable lifestyle on my own... why would i want to depend on someone else's money? 6 years ago  
just keep your hair in a tight braid forever.. 6 years ago  
you can bullsh*t your essay and still receive partial credit 6 years ago +1
table lamp provides better lighting for when im doing work 6 years ago  
it's better than being forever alone.. we'll eventually learn to love each other 6 years ago  
just throw on a coat 6 years ago +3
you have a higher chance of surviving on the bridge 6 years ago +2
gnats dont bite.. 6 years ago +2
that particular side ponytail looks horrible 6 years ago  
i think this question is trying to make you feel racist... 6 years ago +5
why not populate the world with healthy people instead of wasting all your money and effort on someone who's going to be miserable anyway? 6 years ago +1
chris brown only knows how to beat up women 6 years ago  
sliding out of a meat tunnel versus watching your parents get it on 6 years ago +8
is there such thing as a joke without a punchline? 6 years ago  
You can't do that. 6 years ago  
Nothing can fix N. Korea... 6 years ago  
Why do you have sh*t smeared all over your face 6 years ago  
are you an australian taxi driver? 6 years ago +4
it's Monoxide Child, the juggalo 6 years ago  
neither has any meaning for me whatsoever 6 years ago +1
everyone has thought of it at least once 6 years ago +2
looks slightly less creepy 6 years ago +1
10% is still a lot of people 6 years ago +1
that is not a fart... 6 years ago +3
i'd never be lonely 6 years ago  
chris brown beats women 6 years ago +6
taylor swift seems like a real thundercunt 6 years ago +2
nerds are awesome, no comparison 6 years ago +6
i don't really care that much. i'd just ignore them for a while 6 years ago  
being a doctor takes much more time (7+years), also in engineering you have a broader range of job choices 6 years ago  
come on you guys, my questions are awesome 6 years ago  
neither, they both look like they would suck 6 years ago +7
dont care... 6 years ago  
less danger, more wealth/power 6 years ago +3
just for the bragging rights 6 years ago  
hide under the floorboards and dial 911 6 years ago  
what else would i be wearing? 6 years ago +1
i dont watch TV so it doesnt apply 6 years ago  
use computer for TV shows, skype, instant messaging etc.. 6 years ago  
you'd die if alcohol was the only thing you could drink... your body need a certain amount of fluids, but if it's all alcohol, you'll cause a whole lot of liver damage 6 years ago +1
tits sag or pants sag? so confused... 6 years ago  
being the president means you age faster, have a ton more work to do, and almost everyone in your country hates you 6 years ago +1
not just looks, obesity affects health as well 6 years ago  
depends on the level of pain 6 years ago +3
congratuf*ckinlations 6 years ago  
he won't 6 years ago  
don't worry -- he's not 6 years ago  
it was on reddit 6 years ago  
now you're making me blush, cuddlepuff 6 years ago +1
why am i not surprised 6 years ago  
business usually makes even more... 6 years ago  
^ now kiss 6 years ago  
For those who are clueless: 6 years ago  
clockwork orange is one of my favorite movies 6 years ago  
No 6 years ago  
dont watch TV 6 years ago  
teacher's pet means good grades 6 years ago  
being the most attractive person ever would get annoying after a while... plus ppl would want to rape and kidnap you 6 years ago +1
it could be after the mall is closed and no one is there 6 years ago +2
its not my problem anymore.. 6 years ago +1
i only use my phone to text. without my phone, i could just fb people 6 years ago  
is he so stupid that he cant even use gloves? 6 years ago +7
septum makes you look like you have boogers constantly hanging out your nose 6 years ago +1
awesome band 6 years ago +2
we're all cousins 6 years ago +4
geometry is so much easier 6 years ago +1
wtf is a "yeast roll"?? sounds... nasty... 6 years ago +3
just wear a condom... 6 years ago  
lightman looks like a pimp 6 years ago  
oh, and the left guy looks like a BDSM pedo 6 years ago  
Kim K sucks 6 years ago +2
both... 6 years ago  
change my vote. if it was with a person i hate, we could have rough sex all the time, then i'd just ditch them 6 years ago +2
i need more sleep 6 years ago +2
i would win. 6 years ago  
i dont f*cking care about your goddamn secret identity 6 years ago +1
that was a tough choice.. but this is the internet, kittens it is. 6 years ago +2
pale skin looks more innocent... but idk it depends on race... whichever is their natural skin tone is fine by me 6 years ago +2 6 years ago +1
i could be a high class escort 6 years ago  
i hate cooking 6 years ago  
i'd save so much money on groceries 6 years ago +1
only those who kick puppies off a cliff and punch baby elephants in the testicles will "hate chocolate" 6 years ago  
baby butterflies seem somewhat more appealing than baby flies.. 6 years ago  
rather not make the world suffer by releasing a horrible person into it... 6 years ago  
education has nothing to do with religion... plus everyone believes in different things, so teaching any single religion can only mean trouble 6 years ago  
the videos are funny, but for some reason he isn't... 6 years ago +3
porn doesn't even have a plot... like come on guys 6 years ago +7
kiwis are extinct D: 6 years ago +3
never watched bambi 6 years ago  
there's always some parts of your friends that you dont like.. you just learn to live with it. 6 years ago +2
american idol just sucks without simon 6 years ago +8
robot is just too depressing 6 years ago +2
both were my fave shows ... was a hard choice 6 years ago +1
since when is steak healthy? 6 years ago +4
by mustard gas... you don't mean fart do you? 6 years ago  
that's a pretty kick-ass way to die 6 years ago +2
ain't nobody got time for dat 6 years ago +7
oh god that's like comparing beethoven to justin bieber 6 years ago +13
...same person? 6 years ago  
bieber, so i could throw a water bottle at his face 6 years ago +2
dont care, but i hate those fake spray tans 6 years ago +1
the 'inside'... 6 years ago +1
now kiss 6 years ago +2
no one wants to hang out with one who stinks, has poor hygiene, or is distractingly hideous... 6 years ago  
if i had a german accent id sound like a nazi all the time 6 years ago +1
i hate country 6 years ago  
i just dont give a f*ck about them... 6 years ago +3
then i could just travel through underground tunnels... subways or something 6 years ago  
clearer 6 years ago +2
kangaroo will kick you in the balls 6 years ago +1
at least i wouldnt be a pedophile 6 years ago  
sounds more fun 6 years ago  
bling is just jewelry right? i choose diamonds... 6 years ago  
knowledge = power 6 years ago  
it sure tastes like sh*t 6 years ago +3
left looks like a fag, right is totally hot 6 years ago  
after ten years, it'll just be dry bones and dust 6 years ago +1
both are gay 6 years ago +1
then when they go back to their homelands, they'll bring cool souvenirs for me 6 years ago +1
i'll step on a tack while wearing shoes... 6 years ago +1
get more done during the day, so you can finally sleep 6 years ago  
the hobbit outfit looks like a dirty rag 6 years ago +1
your hand is all you need 6 years ago +5
a unicorn is just a horse with a freaking horn. what kind of a person would pass up a pegasus for that piece of garbage 6 years ago +2
money = power 6 years ago +5
who has time for disney? the internet is where it's at... 6 years ago  
skullcandy 6 years ago +1
at least you could have more fun in your youth... i dont want to wait until im middle-aged to have fun :P 6 years ago +1
it wastes less time and it could only be a sip... 6 years ago +1
i hate poptarts anyways and never had a toaster strudel 6 years ago  
cake would go down easier... bagels would take forever to chew 6 years ago +1
who in their right mind would crush the ramen?? wtf 6 years ago +4
it could be lightly 6 years ago  
never heard of the wanted 6 years ago +2
binging versus exercise? hmmm.... 6 years ago +1
i'd rather not get murdered... 6 years ago +6
wtf laundromat?????? how the hell is that iconic 6 years ago +3
its better than binging on candy all year long and dressing up in tacky costumes 6 years ago +1
ugh that looks like an STD 6 years ago  
having proof of aliens would be freaky as hell 6 years ago  
create loads of money 6 years ago +2 6 years ago  
pewdie's adorable 6 years ago  
i'd go crazy if i was alone 6 years ago +1
maintaining the pool would be a pain in the ass... plus you'd only swim in the summer, whereas you could have entertainment in the theatre anytime 6 years ago +1
DR. HOUSE 6 years ago  
i hate my step siblings so i'd bang the sh*t out of them 6 years ago  
thor is hot as hell 6 years ago +2
get money 6 years ago  
waste of money... why would i? 6 years ago +7
what the f*ck. you dumbass. we didn't have power for a freaking week. -_- 6 years ago +4
i could be just the window wiper of the asylum 6 years ago +3
hate mexican food 6 years ago  
so... handicapped child versus delusional christian housewife? i choose the first. 6 years ago +5
if i forget then it doesnt really affect me in any way... also there's the issue of overpopulation anyways 6 years ago +1
honestly couldn't care less ... didnt even notice a change tbh 6 years ago +1
only bc i'd rather have biological grandkids 6 years ago +1
ugh vegetable juice just sounds nasty 6 years ago +6
young forever! 6 years ago +1
moobs? 6 years ago +1
i'd choose ass over belly any day 6 years ago  
ugh that soup sounds disgusting 6 years ago +1
slap dat ass 6 years ago +1
i wouldn't have to wake up as early to walk... 6 years ago +3
you can do more things with fingers... 6 years ago +18
Birdes? 6 years ago  
the person who posted this question is "dumb as a pile of brick" 6 years ago +14
i'd rather kill 5 annoying people than just one... there's too much overpopulation anyways 7 years ago +2
grammar nazi 7 years ago  
reddit (i forgot the link, sorry) 7 years ago  
representin' amurica like a bawss 7 years ago +2
tits are basically ass glued to your chest 7 years ago +12
i always knew you loved squirrel pussy 7 years ago  
always be batman. 7 years ago +1
zombies can't use their brains.. it'd be like fighting off a crowd of retards 7 years ago +5
i hate pie 7 years ago  
holy sh*t that looks like gaga 7 years ago +5
and yet all the girls you talk to on here hate your guts :/ 7 years ago +3
neither 7 years ago +4
i'd rather be killed epically, not by some horny stoner 7 years ago +2
you suck 7 years ago +1
looking 27 wouldn't be that bad. 7 years ago +1
being in high school is not fun 7 years ago +3
what a queer 7 years ago +4
that guy totally looks like hugh laurie 7 years ago +5
brains = personality. i'd rather date a nice person 7 years ago +1
it seems safer ... at least you wouldn't inhale chimney soot 7 years ago +6
a small dab of ketchup is fine 7 years ago  
i don't want to have freckles. period. 7 years ago  
tattoos look better than burns... for example, rick genest (aka zombie boy in gaga's video) 7 years ago  
how do eyes smile?? 7 years ago +11
tacos are so messy 7 years ago  
i don't even like beef to begin with 7 years ago +1
i laugh way more than i sneeze... plus i usually hold in my sneezes anyway 7 years ago +4
doesn't matter had sex 7 years ago +3
i'd rather look blind than look like a freaky ass demon 7 years ago +3
why not? just as long as they control themselves and don't try to rape other soldiers... i don't see anything wrong with it :/ 7 years ago +2
how on earth would it drive us apart?? 7 years ago +5
for the record, i'm not the kind of person who's willing to kill just to wank off... just sayin :P 7 years ago +2
Durr!! 7 years ago  
i don't like the feeling that my intestines are dropping out my stomach when i fall 7 years ago +2
why the hell would anyone want to be alexw? (no offense, alex) 7 years ago +3
how poetic of you, pikeme12 7 years ago  
too much work trying to save people all the time... i'd rather just play with my magical powers and enjoy life 7 years ago +5
i might get beat with a metal rod if i went to a random person's house 7 years ago +4
croissants are too greasy/buttery for breakfast 7 years ago +2
straight hair is easier to maintain and looks cleaner 7 years ago  
he has no eyes wtf 7 years ago +3
first option only lasts for a few seconds... roaches in your house would be a pain in the ass to get rid of :P 7 years ago +2
i believe in both 7 years ago +1
more people would want to pet/hold a panda... so i could earn money by letting ppl touch it, take pictures etc. 7 years ago +2
since when are little girls scary? honestly kids these days... 7 years ago  
having sex is better than being skinned alive... regardless 7 years ago  
paintball is friggin painful 7 years ago  
don't like chocolate cake, tbh 7 years ago +2
bacon is so overrated 7 years ago +8
teabag a CLOSED bear trap 7 years ago +4
i don't follow sports 7 years ago +2
what's so bad about having skinny legs? 7 years ago +2
isn't that what everyone does? 7 years ago +7
LOVE PRINGLES 7 years ago  
i could just use lotus notes (whatever the hell that is) for 2 minutes 7 years ago  
who the f*cking hell cares about the goddamn kardashians 7 years ago +4
i hate watching sports... it is so boring ... it's easier to just go out and play with friends or something 7 years ago +3
hands as feet would be so useful 7 years ago +4
ugh they both look gay 7 years ago +1
i'd give BJ's to my enemies and mash their dicks into pieces 7 years ago  
it could be a retarded thief who only steals toilet paper 7 years ago +4
my younger bro was always an annoying little sh*t anyway... 7 years ago  
neither. but shuffling seems easier, i guess. 7 years ago +2
just as long as it's cooked 7 years ago  
idc 7 years ago +3
YAOI 7 years ago +5
never had either 7 years ago +4
good question... this actually made me think :P 7 years ago +213
ew... who the hell actually pees in the shower?? that is gross 7 years ago +4
my dad is a wife-beater and family deserter. 7 years ago +3
dr. evil never actually tried to kill austin powers... he purposely devised his plans so austin powers would put up a fight 7 years ago +1
you can always make new friends or start a new family 7 years ago +4
at least you don't sh*t out of your back... 7 years ago +2
i wanna turn into fertilizer 7 years ago +3
3 people? (I, you, she) 7 years ago  
both are very similar 7 years ago +1
more romantic 7 years ago +1
if i'm irish, i would have a greater chance of being a ginger 7 years ago +2
i can pretend it's a fashion statement 7 years ago +9
a little PB in the jelly jar is more tolerable than jelly in the PB jar... 7 years ago +2
ew, don't just lick it and friggin put it back into the jar... that's gross and i'm glad i don't live with you 7 years ago +1
dateline NBC: to catch a predator 7 years ago  
there was a girl on "TLC: my strange addiction" who drank gasoline regularly... 7 years ago  
it would be a lot smaller than horse sh*t 7 years ago +2
neither 7 years ago +1
doesn't matter had sex 7 years ago +8
sex and the city is actually not bad. jersey shore on the other hand is pointless and lame 7 years ago +3
i never got LOTR 7 years ago +2
im a night owl, but i'd rather be an early bird... get more things done :P 7 years ago +2
just cuz it's "royal" :P 7 years ago +2
they can be the size of golfballs, but they don't necessarily have to poke out like that 7 years ago +4
am i the only one who actually very much prefers it facing the wall?? it rips off easier! 7 years ago  
third eye can be on the back of my head 7 years ago  
alice in wonderland :D also, it doesn't say someone can't be falling with you 7 years ago +1
ben and jerry's tastes like overly sweet artificial crap 7 years ago  
you'd save so much gas 7 years ago +1
you'd eventually lose your parents anyway... your true love would stay with you forever 7 years ago +2
lol me too! xDD 7 years ago  
3D is pointless and lame 7 years ago +15
in both cases, i'd wear a bodysuit, goggles and oxygen tank 7 years ago +3
no... it is equally valuable 7 years ago +4
but would you have sex with a pie? 7 years ago +3
harry and ginny make a bad couple, tbh 7 years ago  
explain raw fruit vegans 7 years ago  
i'd rather eat duck than maggots 7 years ago +1
who the hell would want to eat old fish over ice cream 7 years ago  
what is wrong with parents these days... children are supposed to be hit, that's how they learn 7 years ago +2
wine is actually good for you.. 7 years ago  
didn't see the dictator yet :/ 7 years ago  
i'd throw my teacher into the bonfire 7 years ago +5
nails at least grow back 7 years ago +1
both are great 7 years ago +2
healthier 7 years ago +4
just cause you might suck at math doesn't necessarily mean that i do too. i'm asian. 7 years ago  
yes i knew that. but at the rate that we're multiplying... increasing consumption can pose a serious threat to the environment and to our near futures... :/ think with your brains, people. 7 years ago +6
at least i wouldn't be treated like livestock... and then eaten 7 years ago +5
i can still rinse and floss. 7 years ago +1
who the hell cares 7 years ago +10
trig is easy 7 years ago  
i like the tomboy look 7 years ago +3
at least drake doesn't beat his women to a pulp 7 years ago +4
this is basically a measure of people's self-esteem :/ 7 years ago +1
he smells like lavender. not all odors are bad 7 years ago +1
cheaper and healthier 7 years ago +25
churros are way WAY better than doughnuts 7 years ago  
both sound good, but i love vietnamese food :) 7 years ago +2
both 7 years ago +1
OMFG THOR IS SO HOT AH 7 years ago +2
in the mountains you can actually do stuff, like skiing, hiking, biking... wtf can you do in a canyon? 7 years ago +7
at least in the boat, you wouldn't be plummeting down to your death 7 years ago  
being loved is better than getting rejected 7 years ago +1
from what i know, she was burned alive on the stake. :/ 7 years ago  
i love both 7 years ago +2
i hate bugs 7 years ago  
tbh, i don't really eat much meat :/ 7 years ago +3
i don't make videos 7 years ago  
i hate it when my hand skin flaps around in the super dryer... makes me wanna vomit ): 7 years ago  
learn some grammar. 7 years ago +1
5k is nothing wtf 7 years ago +3
i want to be married eventually. not now. 7 years ago +4
benign tumor can be removed 7 years ago +1
you'd for sure die in the second option 7 years ago  
kiss them on the cheek 7 years ago +1
you could swim through the pus wearing a bodysuit, goggles, and oxygen tank 7 years ago +10
what's so scary about a tall skinny guy in a business outfit? what makes it even more unscary is the fact he has no face. 7 years ago +1
dolphins are one of the smartest animals in the world 7 years ago  
i'll sterilize it first so it's safe to drink... after that, just pinch my nose and i'll gulp it down 7 years ago +2
elves are beautiful 7 years ago +6
doesn't matter had sex. 7 years ago +1
just as long as i don't die like joan of arc 7 years ago  
there's always hope, what the hell. 7 years ago +3
too much overpopulation. and dogs love you more, anyway. 7 years ago +6
cruise ftw 7 years ago  
you get paid more, have a longer career, and get remembered if you are smart 7 years ago +1
be in jail with a hot female rapist ;) 7 years ago +2
i dislike mexican food. 7 years ago +2
osama is already dead, so it wouldn't matter 7 years ago +4
one on the right is wearing too much makeup 7 years ago +5
i like my soul, thank you very much 7 years ago +4
there's too much overpopulation anyways 7 years ago +5
learn to read, you retard. 7 years ago +5
i love maroon 5 ... and adam levine is hot as hell 7 years ago +3
yellow corvettes are sexay 7 years ago  
wear earplugs... snoring is at least quieter than screaming 7 years ago +1
never had yakisoba... might as well try it. 7 years ago +2
friends come and go -- family sticks with you forever 7 years ago  
hitler's already dead, so it wouldn't matter 7 years ago +2
unicorns are gay. no seriously. they are. 7 years ago +2
just use train, bus, carpool with friend... etc. 7 years ago +6
i could be born in nazi germany as a christian 7 years ago  
you get more income. 7 years ago +4
at least it wouldn't try to kill me afterwards 7 years ago +1
first reeggis and now dmj... can you say OCD? :/ 7 years ago  
i'll fight a dead shark 7 years ago +5
i don't play minecraft... it sounds boring anyways 7 years ago +2
at least WE wouldn't be involved. 7 years ago +3
their penises are black... so therefore black skin 7 years ago +7
getting mauled by a panda would be much more epic 7 years ago +3
they actually get paid for doing close to nothing. 7 years ago +4
i would get squashed under kim k's massive buttocks 7 years ago +6
just wear a diaper 7 years ago +6
not sincere enough. this has been asked at least twice before. 7 years ago +3
already have. 7 years ago +2
it would suck if you were a guy, though. 7 years ago  
neither is that juggalo sh*t that you listen to :/ just sayin. 7 years ago +13
who the hell actually has an outy... unless you're pregnant 7 years ago  
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