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Toddlercuddler91 has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Would you rather spend a whole week listening to Francis Pumphandle or Molly Collins 4 months ago 54 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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If you had to choose, would you eat unripe bananas or overripe bananas 4 months ago 124 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Efficiency 500 or Fortune 300 4 months ago 114 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be the overlord of the Nether or End 5 months ago 81 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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In a madness contest, who would win? Earthworm Jim or Freakazoid 5 months ago 82 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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You have 2 crepes, one with nutella, one with jam. Which do you save for last? Nutella or Jam 5 months ago 114 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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In a bad luck contest, who would win? Milo Murphy or Donald Duck 5 months ago 97 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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If I say Damon, who comes up to your mind first? Matt Damon or Damon Wayans 5 months ago 107 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have 3 or more choices on WYR questions or always have to make very hard choices on WYR questions 10 months ago 58 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather always pick A, regardless of the question or always pick B, regardless of the question 10 months ago 47 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a world in which nicotine is repulsive or capsaicin soothes your taste buds 10 months ago 69 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather as a kid, find yourself tied up in a dark basement with 5 pedophiles or be sentenced to life by the king of Assyria himself 10 months ago 66 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which flag is more honest? This one or This one 10 months ago 84 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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When you play your favorite fantasy RPG, you read the whole story or tl; dr 10 months ago 55 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather a 5th season or a 5th element 10 months ago 86 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in an underwater house or live in a cave house 10 months ago 82 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which societal value is more important to you? Prosperity or Environmentalism 10 months ago 72 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which societal value is more important to you? Productivity or Authority 10 months ago 70 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which societal value is more important to you? Spirituality or Sociality 10 months ago 74 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in Avernum, but you can never go to the outer world or live in the outer world, but you can never go to Avernum 10 months ago 43 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a fun city or live in a romantic city 10 months ago 94 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in the Minecraft world or live in the RollerCoaster Tycoon world 10 months ago 80 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in the Phineas and Ferb dimension or live in the Doofenshmirtz dimension 10 months ago 61 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have noisy, unruly neighbors who treat you friendly and hug you everytime they see you or Have silent, classy neighbors who don't even greet you back when you greet them 1 year ago 75 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wake up and realize it's impossible to lie, for everyone, forever or all money in the world is gone, and it's impossible to make new ones 1 year ago 69 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a magical world where toddlers never grow up or live in a magical world where things float in midair 1 year ago 75 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather mine iron or refine iron 1 year ago 77 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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If you could have one of these jobs, which would you choose? Professional Tickle Torturer or Professional Hug Trader 1 year ago 68 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather go to the beach while it's raining or go to a very crowded arcade 1 year ago 71 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Favorite venue? Water Park or Public Pool 1 year ago 78 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Choose one Donut or Krapfen 1 year ago 81 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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If you could cast a curse on any region, would you cast a ghost curse or a water curse 1 year ago 65 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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If you could cast a curse on any region in the world, would you cast a fire curse or an ice curse 1 year ago 68 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a pet lion or tiger 1 year ago 86 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in an area where any form of noise is strictly forbidden. or live in an area where you can do all the noise you want, but every room is completely soundproofed. 1 year ago 84 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather cut the red wire or cut the blue wire 1 year ago 65 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather become smarter or make everybody else dumber 1 year ago 73 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather buy things with Money or Love 3 years ago 142 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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What kind of rrrrather users is more annoying? The ones obsessed with Donald Trump or The ones who only post "which girl is hotter" questions 3 years ago 142 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Mind Blown - Is the Skylanders gizmo actually the lovechild of Abe the Mudokon AND Spyro the Dragon? Yep. I always thought so. or What are you talking about? 3 years ago 87 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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If I say Spyro, who do you think of first? Spyro The Dragon or This thing from Skylanders 3 years ago 135 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Old vs. New: Crash Bandicoot The first 3 games or anything else they ever made 3 years ago 106 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Cartoon vs. Anime: Magic Little Girls Little Charmers or Ojamajo Doremi 3 years ago 91 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Cartoon vs. Anime: Nonsense Parade Uncle Grandpa or Bobobo Bo Bo Bobo 3 years ago 126 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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What's worse Someone who doesn't want to be your friend or Someone who wants to stop you and a third person from being friends 3 years ago 110 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Favorite creativity game MineCraft or Roller Coaster Tycoon 3 years ago 120 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have supernatural Creativity or Knowledge 3 years ago 118 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Favorite Oddparents shipment Tootie X Timmy or Trixie X Timmy 3 years ago 102 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Favorite Duck shipment Gladstone X Daisy or Don X Daisy 3 years ago 250 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have lived in the colonial age or industrial age 3 years ago 94 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Old vs. New: Ninja Turtles TMNT 2003 or TMNT 2012 3 years ago 137 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Favorite Bubblen game? Bubble Bobble or Puzzle Bobble 3 years ago 78 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Old vs. New: Tomb Raider The first 5 chapters (Scion - Chronicles) or From the 6th chapter on (AoD - Rise of TR) 3 years ago 75 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Conspiracy Theories: Is our reality simulated by a computer? Yes or No 3 years ago 90 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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First Jackson that comes into your mind Michael or Percy 3 years ago 97 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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First Turner that comes into your mind Timmy or Kathleen 3 years ago 95 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Are you a babynist or doginist 3 years ago 108 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a physical disadvantage or have a mental disadvantage 3 years ago 123 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather make out with a cartoon girl or an Anime girl 3 years ago 394 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Better Kong Donkey or regate 3 years ago 97 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better Parker Peter or Sarah Jessica 3 years ago 110 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Better Kong Donkey or King 3 years ago 158 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Another Detective Conan sequel or A spinoff focused on Shinichi 3 years ago 69 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Who are the REAL heroes? These guys or These ones 3 years ago 106 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a lush region or live in a barren region 3 years ago 116 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather The real Pippi Longstocking or The cartoon one 3 years ago 104 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Do you like it when users post hateful comments? Yes! or No! 3 years ago 94 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Winner stays on: Which household is better? This modern villa or This dreamy home 3 years ago 150 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a world where arcades don't have Pump ItUp or In The Groove cabinets or oldschool arcade games 3 years ago 94 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Winner syats on: Which household is better? This one or This one 3 years ago 104 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Am I good at drawing? Yes, you are! or Go take some drawing lessons! 3 years ago 148 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which version of Sarah G. Lato do you prefer? The one I drew or The original one 3 years ago 143 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Winner Stays On: Which household is better? This one or This one 3 years ago 190 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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What's the earth most likely to become in the future? An industrial wasteland or An anarchical aftermath 3 years ago 145 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Do you think Jazz Jackrabbit should return to the world of PC gaming or retire once and for all 3 years ago 97 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in American Tenements or Italian Tenements 3 years ago 124 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Which invention will impact humanity more? Teleport or Time Travel 3 years ago 166 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be accused of a crime you didn't commit or actually commit crimes and get away with it 3 years ago 204 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Which concept is better? Time Paradox or Division by 0 3 years ago 140 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Favorite CN pink bunny? Anais or Panini 3 years ago 126 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather find water on Mars or find life on Mars 3 years ago 168 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take a vacation to Slovenia or Austria 3 years ago 121 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which concept is better? Cold Hell or Dark Heaven 3 years ago 124 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Best StepMania Song #8 The Legend of Max (DDR) or Pandemonium (ITG) 3 years ago 49 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Best StepMania Song #7 Daikenkai (DDR) or Chung Hwa Ban Jeom (PIU) 3 years ago 45 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Best StepMania Song #6 Witch Doctor (DDR) or What's Going On (PIU) 3 years ago 64 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Best StepMania Song #5 Vifta Med Handerna (ITG) or Feels Just Like That Night (ITG/PIU) 3 years ago 44 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Best StepMania Song #4 Destiny (ITG/PIU) or July Euromix (ITG/PIU) 3 years ago 41 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Best StepMania Song #3 Speed Over Beethoven (DDR) or Beethoven Virus (PIU/DDR) 3 years ago 81 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Best StepMania Song #2 Butterfly (DDR) or Bumble Bee (DDR/ITG) 3 years ago 47 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Best StepMania Song #1 Love Shine (DDR) or I Love You Baby (PIU) 3 years ago 43 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Spyro or Crash 3 years ago 195 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a Steampunk world or live in a Cyberpunk world 3 years ago 111 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a steep region or live in a flat region 3 years ago 122 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have never been born or be reborn everytime you die 3 years ago 188 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which little girl is cuter? This one or This one 3 years ago 102 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which baby looks cuter? This one or This one 3 years ago 135 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which little girl looks cuter? This one or This one 3 years ago 102 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which girl looks more attractive? This one or This one 3 years ago 414 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a modest house with super nice neighbors or live in a luxurious villa with nasty neighbors 3 years ago 150 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather master all melee weapons or master all ranged weapons 3 years ago 175 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be paid to watch TV or be paid to surf the Internet 3 years ago 138 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in the Animaniacs universe or live in the Looney Tunes universe 3 years ago 97 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in the Star Wars universe or live in the Star Trek universe 3 years ago 115 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in ancient Egypt or live in ancient Babylon 3 years ago 104 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live on a floating island or live in a deep cave 3 years ago 92 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather kiss this girl or this girl 3 years ago 409 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather kiss an elf or a fairy 3 years ago 106 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which futuristic city looks better? This or This 3 years ago 148 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Which country has better food? Italy or China 3 years ago 347 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink soft drinks everyday or drink fruit juices everyday 3 years ago 114 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat fries everyday or eat grilled meat everyday 3 years ago 120 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather visit other worlds or visit alternate timelines 3 years ago 109 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which concept is better? Utopia or Dystopia 3 years ago 109 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Ask Me Anything Friendly Question or Hostile Question 3 years ago 81 votes 75 comments 0 likes
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Which is better in form of cartoon? Super Mario or Sonic The Hedgehog 3 years ago 92 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which has a better intro? Animaniacs or The Amazing World of Gumball 3 years ago 103 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a human warrior or be an orc warrior 3 years ago 244 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat tartlets everyday or eat waffles everyday 3 years ago 64 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which is more romantic? Paris or Venice 3 years ago 81 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Choose your faction Fire Nation or Air Nation 3 years ago 76 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be always happy or be always sad 3 years ago 77 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a starling or be a minion 3 years ago 81 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Secret identities are cool or not cool 3 years ago 67 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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If you could have a never ending holiday, where would it be? Sea or Mountains 3 years ago 70 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather be immune to law or be the law 3 years ago 90 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be the villain in a peaceful world or be the hero in a dystopia 3 years ago 109 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer oldschool game heroes or modern game heroes 3 years ago 88 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer main characters or extras 3 years ago 92 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer toddlers or kittens 3 years ago 110 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which one rocks? Epic Battle Fantasy or Adventure Time 3 years ago 71 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be faster than light or stronger than diamond 3 years ago 105 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a world of never ending day or never ending night 3 years ago 109 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which is the best? In The Groove or Pump It Up 3 years ago 57 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in the Mushroom Kingdom (Mario) or live in Mobius (Sonic) 3 years ago 294 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in an arctic world or live in a volcanic world 3 years ago 110 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in a cyberpunk dystopia or Live in a contemplative naturescape 3 years ago 84 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have no emotions or Have total control over your emotions 3 years ago 196 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather see published? 10 new Jazz Jackrabbit games or 10 new Earthworm Jim games 3 years ago 59 votes 2 comments 0 likes

Toddlercuddler91 has posted the following comments:

No, no. Crackish, with Crack, as in "Do you smoke crack?" 4 days ago  
People believe I'm a person who hates mentally challenged people, because I got mad at them everytime they tried to force me to accept their thought. The truth is that I love mentally challenged people, and I'd love to do something to help them. You, for example, have some terrible mental issues, and I'd love to help you get out of it, but you must want my help. 4 days ago  
But it still makes him MORE LIKELY to be one. 5 days ago  
barkanus 5 days ago  
A child trauma caused him to be a pedophile. 5 days ago  
His father was a brute. My father never hurt me or my mom in any way. 5 days ago  
Duh! 5 days ago  
A treaty of peace with FBI will put you intolerant pedophobes to silence. 5 days ago  
Ha! I saw that episode. Very funny. And I'd love to put MustaCrackish to eternal slumber. 5 days ago  
MustaCrackish would stumble upon his own pride. 5 days ago +3
Satan does. And if pedophiles deserve to be lined up and shot in public, homosexuals deserve to have their eyes slowly pierced by long needles, and smokers deserve to have their bodies slowly molten with vials of sulfuric acid. Evil does not only come in form of pedophilia. It also comes in form of homosexuality, cigarettes, insults, tattoos and piercings, swear words, pride and many other things. 5 days ago +1
Most of my relatives are аѕѕholes, while the friends I have are very good people. 5 days ago +1
They're cute and nice. 5 days ago  
Sure, you totally are. Now take your pills. 5 days ago  
The one you don't have. 5 days ago +1
Tough one, so I picked a radom answer. 5 days ago  
Being free from mental corruption > Burning in Hell irl 5 days ago +1
Satan loves pedophiles 5 days ago +1
Even if I'm a male, I've thought of this. 5 days ago  
Is obvious! 5 days ago  
I love the Dreamscape. Much better than that boring reality, full of people who tell you what you can and can't do. 5 days ago  
This would be a MIRACLE! 5 days ago +1
Already true. 5 days ago  
This would explain many things. 5 days ago  
My fan theory about the End dimension in Minecraft is exactly this. The End is what's beyond the great filters of the Minecraft universe. 5 days ago  
Duh! 5 days ago  
She's cute as a doll! 5 days ago  
Leads to A, and many other cool things. 5 days ago  
Demons have given me enough trouble already. 5 days ago  
Duh. 5 days ago  
The joke's on you. I don't have a dog. 5 days ago +1
Is obvious. 5 days ago  
Blue eyes are fascinating. Big penises are uncomfortable. 5 days ago  
I prefer losing my life than losing my moral integrity. 5 days ago +1
People use the excuse of racism to force us to tolerate bսttfսᴄkers, and then literally hates black and asian people more than their ancestors did. Shortly, f4gs do not want to be equal to other people. They want to be superior to other people. 5 days ago  
It's the other way around that's difficult for me. 6 days ago +1
Is obvious. 6 days ago +1
Oh, nikopower... You never change, do you? 6 days ago  
Duh. 6 days ago  
At least you aren't as insisting as my real life friend. 1 week ago  
Which explains B 1 week ago +2
Leads to A if it's true. 1 week ago  
White is too white, black is too black. Mulatto is just perfect. 1 week ago  
Like Monster House, but more epic! 1 week ago  
She's basically upgrading him. 1 week ago  
Religious in general, not just jewish. 1 week ago +1
People don't even realize how much trouble they're causing by letting their 5 year olds wear clothes that expose their belly button and thighs in public. 1 week ago  
Feel like Tomb Raider 1 week ago +1
Ask him if I can join him. 1 week ago  
Ask him not to spend them all in goats and nuclear warheads. 1 week ago +1
I could report you to the authorities... Or I could close an eye on this if you kiss me on the nose. 1 week ago  
Yes, BUT if you buy unlimited constitution, you get unlimited max health, and when you're fully healed, you have unlimited health. 1 week ago  
You spend experience in skills. You buy constitution, with which you raise your max health and mana. 1 week ago  
Ok, can you sum it up in 20 or less words? 1 week ago +1
Leads to B, duh! 1 week ago  
Thank you. For the seems harmless part, that is. 1 week ago  
I crave for rain because it relieves me of some suffering. 1 week ago  
Does this mean relations with 13-17 year old people are a matter of personal choice to you? 1 week ago  
Is obvious! 1 week ago  
It already happens. I'm accused of being a pedophile, while in my city there is a man who actually is a pedophile and gets away with it because the girl is 18+, like 18 was a magic number or something. Come on! A 50 year old man with a 20 year old wife IS a pedophile! 1 week ago  
No. I just point out that you haven't been polite. 1 week ago  
Yeah, cuddle me, auntie! 1 week ago  
I tell you what's right and what's wrong because I love you, and I want you to do the right choices. 1 week ago  
Because its name is too StUpId! 1 week ago  
and fill it with miniature water balloons 1 week ago  
Is obvious! 1 week ago  
I am the troll, the other users are haters (bullying me / slandering me of being a pedophile) 1 week ago  
Japaneses are smart, 'muricans are dumb. 1 week ago  
I actually have bits of both. 1 week ago  
Aw, they're so cutie! 1 week ago  
I have a non-sexual fetish. 1 week ago  
Leads to A 1 week ago  
So my username makes one think of pedophilia, but this option doesn't? 1 week ago  
Duh! 1 week ago  
Duh! 1 week ago  
My heart when a toddler says he loves me! 1 week ago  
Professional toddler snuggler. 1 week ago  
You don't say! 1 week ago  
*facepalm* 1 week ago  
We don't even have hash browns in Italy. 1 week ago +1
I open the window and I prepare myself a breakfast with milk, toasted barley, sugar and cookies with chocolate drops. Then I wash my teeth, thing I forgot to do today because I immediately came here. 1 week ago  
I wear my underpants only, and I sleep with my chest laying down. Since I'm a loser with no job or life, I stay in the bed for half a hour more when I wake up. 1 week ago  
These humans can't even make larger cars for elephant passengers... 1 week ago +1
How dare you mock the mighty Eagle like that? 1 week ago +1
You must not say swear words. You must not slander me. You must admit I would never use my private parts inappropriately. 1 week ago  
Well, if you're so bad mannered, it means your parents did not teach you to be polite. You must not say swear words, and you must not insult people. 1 week ago  
Showing solidarity towards eachother. I didn't know how else to say that. And you must not insult me. You must be polite. Your parents must learn politeness, too. 1 week ago  
You must love me. You must love human beings in general. You must stop lying about what I'm doing. In fact, there's an old Italian movie about nazi germany that depicts a party of totally naked 5 years olds playing with eachother innocently. Do you want to call the ones who made that movie pedophiles too? Go ahead. Report a whole movie making company! 1 week ago  
no u 1 week ago  
So basically if something makes humans suffer, then it's "not bad or evil" but if something relieves a human from suffering and makes him/her feel better, then it's depraved and all? Wow! It's like the Bible says. You guys really claim "bad is good and good is bad". 1 week ago  
Oh, wow! How solidal you people are to eachother! You will really make the world a better place with things like money, cigarettes, tablets, TV shows that promote evil, making dogs bark and poop on streets (aka bestiality), voting for politicians, oral and anal sex and all those abominable things you people promote. Keep it up! Keep teaching eachother that bad is good and good is bad! We'll see how long the next generation will survive! 1 week ago  
No, YOU cannot lie to ME. YOU are the one lying to himself. 1 week ago  
Can you please, for just one minute of your life, STOP LYING??? 1 week ago  
Lie #1: "There’s between them and creatures like you. They don’t prey upon the innocent and manipulate them." I do not prey on anyone, and I do not manipulate anyone. Lie #2: "The fact you people even attempt to compare yourselves with them is disgusting." I'm not comparing myself to them. And I'm in all ways better than those pigs. Lie #3: "The hate you recieve is well justified." You have literally zero idea who I am or what I do in real life. And society's approach to pedophilia is like beheading a Hydra. The more you hate pedophiles and tolerate any other kind of human sh*t, the more pedophiles will spawn all around the globe. 1 week ago  
What kind of society talks about absolute tolerance by putting gays in every commercial and TV show and then gives me so much hate, intolerance and close mindedness? 1 week ago  
You know you love me, guys and gals! (and by the way, what an ugly toddler picture you picked there) 1 week ago +2
You wish, you intolerant, close minded pedophobe! 1 week ago  
And everyone is on MY side! 1 week ago  
Duh! 1 week ago  
Why would it? I'm not the one selling itself in this image. 1 week ago  
Yeah, back then they weren't so sensitive about racism... 1 week ago  
Minecraft was made by swedish guys, and so was the Caramelldansen. *nuffsaid* 1 week ago  
Find the witch hut, kill slimes, gather vines, blue orchids and lily pads... 1 week ago  
Is it... Trump as a midget? 1 week ago +1
A russian boy that doesn't support totalitarianism and mysoginy. Seems legit. 1 week ago +1
I don't think so. 1 week ago  
Me! 1 week ago +1
But my left hand is on my face. 1 week ago  
Good for you. 1 week ago  
iureinus 1 week ago  
Is obvious! 1 week ago  
I could play with a 8 year old and pretend we're dating, but for an actual date, it could be interesting to date a 48 year old woman. 1 week ago  
The joke's on you. I have no job! 1 week ago  
BLUE is the color of immense fascination. Ever listened to that Eiffel 65 song? 1 week ago +1
Either way, I'd feel like Minecraft. 1 week ago  
Men are superior to women, and totalitarianism is superior to permissiveness. 1 week ago  
A creepypasta is almighty. 1 week ago +1
The world lost all its societal values, including creativity. It's definitely flat nowadays. 1 week ago  
A means I have to lick my fingers afterwards. I like licking my fingers. 1 week ago  
Do you realise your right side is his left side? 1 week ago +1
Your mom is right. 1 week ago +1
Especially if I can control what happens in the dreams. 1 week ago +1
Oh, you! Please, stop! *blushes* 1 week ago +1
More epic! 1 week ago +1
What a cute face! 1 week ago +2
Calling me dumb isn't that bad after you accused me of wanting to rape people. 1 week ago  
If my friend is a female, we can settle mars. 1 week ago  
Police dogs can be swayed with red herrings. 1 week ago  
Ironically, in my household it's always B because my parents put the toilet paper, and I'm too lazy to fix it. 1 week ago +1
Duh! 1 week ago  
Ha! 25% is at 75% and vice-versa! 1 week ago  
He'd try to humiliate me by making me wear a fairytale princess dress, but it would only do me a favor. 1 week ago  
I am superior to women. In fact, I'm superior to humans in general. 1 week ago  
B is already me 1 week ago  
They'd realize how wrong human domination is, and they'd eventually start a revolution. 1 week ago +1
no u 1 week ago  
It was a very hard choice because I hate dogs as much as I hate FrEaKs. 1 week ago  
Duh. 1 week ago  
no u 1 week ago  
Never! 2 weeks ago  
And exactly how would I have done that? 2 weeks ago  
Being alive and suffering for the rest of your days is much worse than being dead. 2 weeks ago +2
Duh! 2 weeks ago  
That's why I don't give a damn when you guys unrighteously slander me by accusing me of being a pedophile, which I'm definitely not! 2 weeks ago  
I like holy. 2 weeks ago  
Since when does a christian boy worship a man who commits the sin of lust 25 hours a day? 2 weeks ago +1
Is obvious, duh! 2 weeks ago  
You know you love me! 2 weeks ago  
Same. Most of my relatives are registered scumbags. 2 weeks ago  
But I'll tell them there is Smilla, the toddler goddess of cuteness! 2 weeks ago +1
Is obvious! 2 weeks ago +1
Low Density FTW! 2 weeks ago +1
Because I don't like penises. 2 weeks ago  
Ikr. The highest gap I got was when I asked people if they prefer shippening Donald and Daisy or Gladstone and Daisy, and still a good 6% of voters voted for Gladstone and Daisy. 2 weeks ago  
That's not how it works! There should be a good and a bad side on both answers! They shouldn't be all good on a side and all bad on the other! 2 weeks ago +1
Tomba! 2 weeks ago +1
You can't prove things on the Internet. You can only debate with other users for the rest of your days. 2 weeks ago  
It's not a matter of who or what drives my decisions. It's a matter of bravery. Your enemies won't cause you physical harm because of your opinion if they met you in real life. After all, they're going to do their "pride day" thingy in my city. My enemies would, because pedophobes are considered heroes. Also, when I look at other people's toddlers, I make sure I'm well visible, for example by standing in the middle of the playground, and not behind a bush. I'm the brave one in this story. 2 weeks ago  
At least you weren't able to change my opinion of a bit. It's easy in your case, since you follow the majority's opinion, but I follow the minority's opinion, and in some case my sole opinion, and this proves that my mind is stronger than yours. 2 weeks ago  
Yes, but they will always be tormented by the idea that they weren't able to change my mindset a bit, while their mindset actually is the result of a forced change. My mind stood out where their minds gave up. 2 weeks ago  
Putting a penis inside an anus or a mouth is wrong, and in a world where there's a bit of righteousness, people who think it is ok or actually do such a thing would be tortured with needles slowly fit in their eyes. "I see nothing wrong with it"... Do you even listen to yourself when you're talking? 2 weeks ago  
You may think I'm playing your game, SatanLordOfLies, but it's actually the opposite! Think about it... YOU are the one quoting MY posts. You share everyone's ideas and nobody makes a question involving anything you do. As for me, people are quoting me in their posts, and talking about me, and that's EXACTLY because of how different I am from the rest of them. One day, I'll take over the world with my charisma and my uniqueness... 2 weeks ago +1
tl; dr 2 weeks ago  
Saying homosexuality is good and pedophilia is bad is basically pointing out that homosexuals are the bullies and pedophiles are the victims. And if I really was a pedophile, I could point out how "pedophobic" you people are, and that the only reason why you are so confident in yourselves is that there's many of you sharing the same idea, and that if there were more pedophiles and less homosexuals, then you'd be raging against homosexuals, and not against pedophiles. But I'm not going to say any of that, because I'm not a pedophile. 2 weeks ago  
Yeah, because it benefits YOU! 2 weeks ago  
And I'm seriously concerned about it. 2 weeks ago  
Minecraft in real life! 2 weeks ago  
They're like glitches in the skin. 2 weeks ago  
Duh! 2 weeks ago  
Duh! 2 weeks ago  
The ascending grade of power in this world is the following: Third World -> Poor Citizens -> Medium Wealth Citizens -> Rich Citizens -> Politicians -> The President -> Religious Ministers -> The Pope -> Demons -> Satan the Devil 2 weeks ago  
Duh! 2 weeks ago  
The question is dumb, but that toddler is irresistibly cute! 2 weeks ago  
Because licking eacother's face with a 2 years old is morally wrong, but murdering a human being with no guilt... That's totally ok! [/sarcasm] 2 weeks ago  
And then come back and see what happened. 2 weeks ago  
Everything's better when it's coated. Steaks, eggplants, zucchini... We even make "meatballs" that are actually made from the spare coating. 2 weeks ago  
I'd get rid of my double chin, make my neck thinner, fix minor defects in my body, become thin and muscular, and have the youngest possible skin. 2 weeks ago  
The man is too weak to create something like space travel, and even if he managed to do that, only people with MoNeY would be allowed on those. 2 weeks ago  
Germans are authoritarians. Hollanders are mostly prostitutes. Or at least that's what people say. 2 weeks ago  
28, so the answer would have been the same when the question had just been posted. 2 weeks ago  
Cuddles are much better to me. Sex is only for married people, that is, a male and a female, both adult. Cuddling is something you can do with anyone. 2 weeks ago  
I was playing Pump It Up, and there was a hands move. I quickly put my hands to the ground and... My pants ripped apart. I had to walk all the way home holding my pants together with my hand. 2 weeks ago  
People love idiots. 2 weeks ago  
A halfway between the two. 2 weeks ago  
Hey! What about me? Why does noone want to ban me? 2 weeks ago  
My infamy grows by the minute! 2 weeks ago  
Duh! 2 weeks ago  
NEVER!!! 2 weeks ago  
How else do you solve problems? 2 weeks ago  
Hey! I'm becoming (in)famous! 2 weeks ago  
Is obvious! 2 weeks ago  
Misty has always been super annoying. 2 weeks ago  
Is obvious! 3 weeks ago  
said a human 3 weeks ago  
People always lie on their profile. They always did. 3 weeks ago  
Leads to A 3 weeks ago  
Ginger toddlers are a thing, and toddlers always have a soul, no matter what. 3 weeks ago  
Gradient > Pattern 3 weeks ago  
Let's get this straight... You're prizing me for accepting my prize? That's awesome! 3 weeks ago  
The memes lied! Chuck Norris doesn't have 200% of votes or something... 3 weeks ago  
He's tired! He needs it! 3 weeks ago  
Cute > Ugly 3 weeks ago  
Everyone is an anarchist on the Internet! 3 weeks ago  
My brain needs some rest from all the gaming! 3 weeks ago  
Adventure Time stinks! Epic Battle Fantasy FTW!!! 3 weeks ago  
Aw, how cute you are! You look like a cute duckling! 3 weeks ago  
The more, the better! 3 weeks ago  
What are you talking about? The picture for ariana grande couldn't be better! 3 weeks ago  
I wanna die anyway! 3 weeks ago  
Duh! 3 weeks ago  
Duh! 3 weeks ago +2
My main concern is to eradicate all forms of suffering from the face of earth, and the only way to achieve that is that all people in the world start loving eachother, so love. Definitely love. 3 weeks ago  
I'd be Anthony Fremont, the almighty kid. 3 weeks ago +1
Deciding I will never be angry again and actually never being angry again... I'd be invincible in today's society. 3 weeks ago +1
Growing up was like a life sentence to me. I can't go on the trampolines, I can't go in the ball pit, I can't go to baby parties, I can't go around with a bunny costume, and I get no discounts on tickets. 3 weeks ago +1
Especially when it comes in form of brain melting videogames. 3 weeks ago  
I want to go to the kindergarden and play with the other toddlers! 3 weeks ago  
They should go to a contemplative village where they live a simple life, completely surrounded by nature. 3 weeks ago  
Burn all the smokers with their own cigarettes! 3 weeks ago  
They call me a pedophile, and they call a 50 years old man who marries an 18 years old girl heterosexual just because the girl hit 18. That's pure hypocrisy. 3 weeks ago  
I'm sick of having to shower. I so prefer bath... 3 weeks ago +1
Not being raped by a sodomite > Being raped by a sodomite 3 weeks ago  
I'm noncommital. I hate doing the same things over and over. 3 weeks ago +1
I rectify: FlashRex and I are the only ones who don't get easily offended. 3 weeks ago +1
I'd sell my soul to Bilsy to become a child again... 3 weeks ago +1
I don't think the torture they have in mind is being tickled forever or being licked on your face forever... 3 weeks ago +1
In italy, we call those "foot lickers" or "ass lickers" 3 weeks ago +1
For example, from me you people can learn how wrong it is to hate or dislike children, and how wrong it is to discriminate a big man who didn't want to grow up. And most of all, you can learn how wrong it is to accuse the poor nice guy of being a pedophile because you're too afraid of accusing the man who actually is a pedophile because the law is on his side (eg. He's rich, or he's 50+ and the girl hit the 18). 3 weeks ago  
Be able to manipulate my own emotions. 3 weeks ago +1
Unless the apartment is full of young people with toddlers who organize parties with fun games and all and there isn't a single old person, beast, smoker or swearer. 3 weeks ago +1
I'm the only one who doesn't get easily offended. 3 weeks ago +1
Is obvious. 3 weeks ago  
Why do you russians always lie about everything? 3 weeks ago  
I already had my lasagna. 3 weeks ago  
Duh! 3 weeks ago  
What a cute kid! 3 weeks ago  
Lack of creativity is a threat to society. 3 weeks ago  
Thank you! 3 weeks ago +1
Duh 1 month ago  
Duh! 1 month ago  
Yay! I'll be no longer annoyed by other people! 1 month ago  
In the future, they'll have already been solved. 1 month ago +1
From the creators of Mario without Mustache... 1 month ago +1
The only character in the series with a brain. 1 month ago +1
I have no children, and university is basically a brothel. 1 month ago  
I can open the baby club I always wanted. 1 month ago +1
Yay! No more poop! 1 month ago +1
If I'm doing it right and the rest of the mankind is doing it wrong, at some point they'll say I'm the one doing it wrong. But I still have my integrity. 1 month ago  
A always happens. At least with B I can be glad for him. 1 month ago  
Duh 1 month ago  
If you answered B, you're lazy. 1 month ago +1
I'm still waiting for mine... 1 month ago  
Duh 1 month ago  
I'm sick of fatalists who let anyone do anything. 1 month ago  
Orwellian society FTW 1 month ago  
Ah, fresh air! 1 month ago  
The picture in A is much cuter, and I eat anything I can find when I'm upset, which is often. 1 month ago  
Somebody who deserves it, of course. 4 months ago +3
I pronounce rrrather as "Arararather" 4 months ago +1
They're smarter than boys, so they get a life instead of wasting time here. 4 months ago  
4, 64 4 months ago  
Everyone looks better in anime graphics! 4 months ago  
Small spiders are cute. The big ones aren't. And seriously, who in the world would fear a spider more than a nuclear war? 4 months ago  
Both 4 months ago  
I actually like this girl very much. 4 months ago  
Why not the combination of a cruiseship with restaurant, pool, dancefloor and all AND an airplane that can actually fly? 4 months ago  
Real life Minecraft 4 months ago  
I am already agile, when I play In The Groove. What I lack of is the stealth. People see me coming from miles. 4 months ago  
Task Complete: Take Out the Rubbish! Reward: 10 Gold Ingots! 4 months ago  
I'd be the only smart person, and I could manupulate the situation to my own pleasure. 4 months ago +1
He gets the point, but he also has the consloation of tasting PIZZA!!! 4 months ago  
You said "Are" 2 times. 4 months ago  
I never use it anyway. 4 months ago  
Chocolate is love, chocolate is life. 4 months ago  
We're still at the 19th century in social evolution, so we should have the fitting currency, too. 4 months ago  
Yay! A dream come true! 4 months ago  
One of my life choices is to get material objects for free. 4 months ago  
Couldn't you pick a cuter one for B? Not that it'd change my vote... 4 months ago +1
I heard it's beneficial for health somehow. 4 months ago  
Minecraft in real life! 4 months ago  
Dr. Slump 4 months ago  
Videogame themed ones, like a Minecraft CCG 4 months ago  
With a 3D Cinema, as in RollerCoaster Tycoon 2. 4 months ago  
Once again, I'm being offered 2 good things. 4 months ago +1
Why not both? 4 months ago  
Without ever experiencing an abscess. 4 months ago  
I'd really need to. In fact, I don't see the glass half empty, but rather, I expect someone to drink the water eventually, leaving it fully empty. 4 months ago  
Yummy! 4 months ago  
...although some people I know actually have the IQ of a monkey... 4 months ago  
Tea time and all. 4 months ago  
I get all the 3 pokemon stages on my Pokedex by evolving him. 4 months ago  
I'm the one correcting other people. 4 months ago  
Isn't this what I do everyday with videogames? 4 months ago  
French fries, Roast potatoes, Gratin, Gnocchi, Potato salad, Crisps... 4 months ago +1
Ze German Accentz ist definitelich besser than ze Russianisch eine! 4 months ago  
How can someone from another country love America? Not even americans love America! 4 months ago  
Hey, filthy SMOKER! I'll make your balls smoke too! 4 months ago  
I'm half austrian, and I definitely prefer the german mindset over the italian one. 4 months ago  
Emotional pain is the worst, because not always people can relate. 4 months ago  
I'm already overemotional. Being less emotional would definitely help me survive in these parts. 4 months ago  
I had a spider walking around my PC while playing MINECRAFT. I simply let it walk around. 4 months ago  
America? 4 months ago  
I should first HAVE a girlfriend. 4 months ago  
More memes about him for 60 more years! 4 months ago  
I'm 27, so I'm unaffected. 4 months ago  
I'll build my empire in the Nether. 4 months ago  
Shulker Box 4 months ago  
I want to be original. 4 months ago  
If it was, I'd smile all the time. 4 months ago  
Have you ever tried riding a horse in a Nether Fortress? It's awesome! 4 months ago  
I go on Hardcore mode. I never killed the Ender Dragon, but I successfully activated the End Portal. 4 months ago  
As long as they're in a recipe. 4 months ago  
I could lick my own face! 4 months ago  
Why not both? 4 months ago  
*abnormal 4 months ago  
As long as they're fancy patterns and not the utter chaos represented in the picture. 4 months ago  
Always happens to me. As for A, I'm the one who does it from time to time. 4 months ago  
Potion of Night Vision 4 months ago  
Tattoos are like skin glitches. 4 months ago  
Ojamajo Doremi 4 months ago  
Finally some silence! 4 months ago  
It's funnier to do. 4 months ago  
Pasta al ragù, Pasta alla carbonara, Pasta ai broccoli, Pasta with broccoli rabe, Pasta with bacon, cream and arugola, Pasta with butter, Pasta with oil, garlic and hot peppers, Pasta with tuna in tomato sauce... 4 months ago  
Shouldn't choices be hard? This was the easiest one I've ever had. Seriously... I'm rich and have 50 kids to cuddle and kiss me all day long! 4 months ago  
I already have B. I prefer A. 4 months ago  
Rule 1: I'm always right. 4 months ago  
As long as it isn't an innuendo 4 months ago  
I'd cast a rain curse on my city. 4 months ago  
It actually was my dream when I was 10. 4 months ago  
This guy isn't a human being. 4 months ago  
Eskimo kisses are my favorite kisses! 4 months ago  
Looks like the houses I used to make in Minecraft survival mode. 4 months ago  
A little sister to cuddle all day long! 4 months ago  
It should be in 1st place, but you guys already voted for summer and spring, so... 4 months ago  
Was Coco from Pixar? 4 months ago  
Eating delicious stuff > Killing people for no reason 4 months ago  
A is sort of my current situation. 4 months ago  
The cat rapist of our childhoods. 4 months ago  
My current government stinks. 4 months ago  
Why didn't you use Pepe Le Pew for B? 4 months ago  
APPLY the cure for Cancer and AIDS. I'm pretty sure the cure has already been found years ago, but people want more money, so they won't apply it. 4 months ago  
I hate dogs. Besides, with an army of cats my enemies wouldn't stand a chance. 4 months ago  
The girl in A is super cute, but I'm very picky about cleanliness, so B, definitely. 4 months ago  
After all, it's Lois and Clark, not Lana and Clark. 4 months ago  
Not letting Peek at chu evolve is too mainstream. 4 months ago  
Badly 4 months ago +1
Badly 4 months ago  
Morph everyone on earth into toddlers who never grow up. 4 months ago  
I wasn't interested in the first one either. 4 months ago  
It's ironic that you used the same icon because one does not simply refuse to fight in gladiator games. 4 months ago +1
All TMNT reboots are crap except for the 2002 one. 4 months ago  
I've already seen the Internet. It wasn't that great. 4 months ago  
With a prestige system based on the skills I improved in the previous life. 4 months ago  
I lied. I did not click the link. 4 months ago  
And I'm the exception. 4 months ago  
Today a guy asked to use my phone to call a friend of his. I let him, but I held the phone the whole time. 4 months ago  
Humans have a free will. Animals have instinct. 4 months ago +1
Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins 4 months ago +1
I'm the one who bombs the city hall. 4 months ago +2
Audiences are incompetent. 4 months ago  
A Bug's Life 2: Attack of the Ant Eater 5 months ago +3
Night = Hostile mobs 5 months ago +1
Would save my life in a medieval war. 5 months ago +1
To get rid of trash in an ecologic way. 5 months ago  
Money = Stress, rivalry, power abuse... 5 months ago  
Baymax is dumb. 5 months ago  
Both, but the mass media are behind the anti-spiritual mindset of people, which includes commercials showing little girls in bikinis and little girls dressed like s**ts at your local shopping center. 5 months ago  
Ok, I give up. You're right. 5 months ago  
I can finally destroy the evil threat! 5 months ago  
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