Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 7 years ago)

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955,355 votes
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Guys
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28.9%
Girls
5,366 votes
60.3%
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67.86%
32.14%

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69%
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Spain
24,385 votes
58%
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Germany
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Netherlands
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Mexico
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64%
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Argentina
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63%
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New Zealand
9,059 votes
71%
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Sweden
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67%
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Ireland
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69%
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France
6,675 votes
59%
41%
Italy
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52%
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Philippines
6,453 votes
77%
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Norway
6,213 votes
67%
33%
Denmark
5,553 votes
69%
31%
Indonesia
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65%
35%
Colombia
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65%
35%
United Arab Emirates
4,079 votes
67%
33%
Singapore
4,051 votes
74%
26%
Finland
3,932 votes
62%
38%
Belgium
3,903 votes
61%
39%
Portugal
3,839 votes
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Chile
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61%
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Romania
3,765 votes
59%
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Brazil
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65%
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India
3,548 votes
64%
36%
South Africa
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64%
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Malaysia
3,528 votes
71%
29%
Bulgaria
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58%
42%
Greece
2,993 votes
55%
45%
Serbia
2,738 votes
62%
38%
Croatia
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57%
43%
Saudi Arabia
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66%
34%
Turkey
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55%
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Switzerland
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66%
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Poland
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59%
41%
Austria
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60%
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Israel
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63%
37%
Venezuela
1,946 votes
68%
32%
Czech Republic
1,935 votes
56%
44%
Peru
1,681 votes
65%
35%
Hong Kong
1,576 votes
71%
29%
Hungary
1,471 votes
55%
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Puerto Rico
1,356 votes
65%
35%
Slovenia
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52%
48%
Ecuador
1,239 votes
63%
37%
Uruguay
1,186 votes
65%
35%
Kuwait
1,132 votes
66%
34%
Thailand
1,121 votes
67%
33%
Estonia
1,119 votes
59%
41%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
1,098 votes
64%
36%
Republic of Lithuania
1,073 votes
61%
39%
Pakistan
1,061 votes
63%
37%
Japan
1,036 votes
68%
32%
Macedonia
1,013 votes
62%
38%
Egypt
990 votes
63%
37%
Costa Rica
968 votes
67%
33%
Iceland
922 votes
59%
41%
Vietnam
915 votes
73%
27%
Slovakia
897 votes
56%
44%
Dominican Republic
863 votes
71%
29%
Albania
863 votes
58%
42%
Latvia
859 votes
61%
39%
Qatar
814 votes
68%
32%
Russia
767 votes
57%
43%
Lebanon
681 votes
68%
32%
Panama
631 votes
64%
36%
Cyprus
540 votes
62%
38%
Trinidad and Tobago
533 votes
73%
27%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
532 votes
67%
33%
Taiwan
530 votes
65%
35%
Jamaica
496 votes
78%
22%
Malta
491 votes
62%
38%
Honduras
486 votes
75%
25%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Iraq
456 votes
58%
42%
Morocco
445 votes
58%
42%
Republic of Korea
442 votes
67%
33%
Georgia
433 votes
59%
41%
Guatemala
430 votes
66%
34%
China
425 votes
71%
29%
Bahrain
402 votes
66%
34%
Ukraine
379 votes
59%
41%
El Salvador
332 votes
65%
35%
Paraguay
321 votes
63%
37%
Bahamas
321 votes
76%
24%
Unknown
312 votes
64%
36%
Kenya
308 votes
66%
34%
Bangladesh
302 votes
64%
36%
Guam
300 votes
74%
26%
Bolivia
290 votes
60%
40%
Algeria
289 votes
48%
52%
Nepal
277 votes
71%
29%
Montenegro
273 votes
62%
38%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Luxembourg
243 votes
64%
36%
Tunisia
243 votes
56%
44%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Brunei
236 votes
75%
25%
Oman
235 votes
69%
31%
Iran
226 votes
62%
38%
Mauritius
223 votes
59%
41%
Cambodia
192 votes
82%
18%
Barbados
180 votes
76%
24%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Sri Lanka
169 votes
54%
46%
Maldives
168 votes
49%
51%
Suriname
156 votes
72%
28%
Nicaragua
156 votes
70%
30%
Isle of Man
150 votes
75%
25%
Jersey
145 votes
63%
37%
Nigeria
131 votes
74%
26%
Aruba
130 votes
75%
25%
Belize
124 votes
69%
31%
Faroe Islands
121 votes
62%
38%
Mongolia
118 votes
69%
31%
Namibia
115 votes
73%
27%
Curaçao
112 votes
72%
28%
Czechia
112 votes
63%
37%
Azerbaijan
109 votes
61%
39%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Bermuda
104 votes
75%
25%
Cayman Islands
98 votes
62%
38%
Syria
82 votes
65%
35%
Armenia
81 votes
49%
51%
Ghana
80 votes
76%
24%
Kazakhstan
80 votes
76%
24%
Republic of Moldova
78 votes
65%
35%
Guyana
70 votes
77%
23%
Guernsey
70 votes
67%
33%
Palestine
69 votes
71%
29%
Belarus
67 votes
63%
37%
Myanmar [Burma]
63 votes
65%
35%
Gibraltar
62 votes
65%
35%
Sudan
59 votes
71%
29%
Seychelles
58 votes
57%
43%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Antigua and Barbuda
54 votes
69%
31%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Zimbabwe
52 votes
67%
33%
Tanzania
52 votes
63%
37%
Botswana
51 votes
69%
31%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
50 votes
76%
24%
Fiji
49 votes
73%
27%
Macao
45 votes
78%
22%
Andorra
44 votes
64%
36%
Zambia
39 votes
74%
26%
Mozambique
38 votes
66%
34%
Reunion
36 votes
44%
56%
Saint Lucia
35 votes
71%
29%
New Caledonia
34 votes
59%
41%
Senegal
34 votes
62%
38%
Northern Mariana Islands
33 votes
76%
24%
Sint Maarten
31 votes
65%
35%
U.S. Virgin Islands
30 votes
67%
33%
Grenada
29 votes
79%
21%
Uganda
28 votes
61%
39%
Dominica
26 votes
69%
31%
Ethiopia
25 votes
72%
28%
Haiti
23 votes
74%
26%
Greenland
23 votes
74%
26%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Turks and Caicos Islands
21 votes
52%
48%
Laos
21 votes
81%
19%
Libya
21 votes
67%
33%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Afghanistan
20 votes
55%
45%
Angola
20 votes
75%
25%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Madagascar
16 votes
63%
37%
Anguilla
15 votes
60%
40%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Åland
15 votes
60%
40%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
14 votes
71%
29%
Swaziland
14 votes
86%
14
Monaco
14 votes
43%
57%
British Virgin Islands
14 votes
79%
21%
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Uzbekistan
13 votes
77%
23%
Guadeloupe
12 votes
83%
17%
Somalia
12 votes
58%
42%
Kyrgyzstan
12 votes
50%
50%
Bonaire
12 votes
58%
42%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Liechtenstein
10 votes
60%
40%
Saint Martin
10 votes
50%
50%
Vanuatu
9 votes
56%
44%
Malawi
9 votes
78%
22%
Cameroon
9 votes
44%
56%
Rwanda
9 votes
89%
11
Cuba
9 votes
67%
33%
American Samoa
9 votes
67%
33%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Yemen
8 votes
88%
12
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Samoa
7 votes
86%
14
Liberia
7 votes
57%
43%
Martinique
6 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
French Polynesia
6 votes
67%
33%
Papua New Guinea
6 votes
50%
50%
Federated States of Micronesia
6 votes
83%
17%
Kosovo
6 votes
100%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Gambia
5 votes
100%
East Timor
5 votes
100%
Cape Verde
4 votes
50%
50%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Mauritania
4 votes
75%
25%
Congo
4 votes
50%
50%
Gabon
3 votes
67%
33%
Tonga
3 votes
67%
33%
Ivory Coast
3 votes
67%
33%
Tajikistan
2 votes
50%
50%
Mali
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Cook Islands
2 votes
50%
50%
San Marino
2 votes
100%
Marshall Islands
2 votes
100%
São Tomé and Príncipe
2 votes
100%
Republic of the Congo
2 votes
50%
50%
Benin
2 votes
100%
Sierra Leone
2 votes
50%
50%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Bhutan
1 vote
100%
Solomon Islands
1 vote
100%
Lesotho
1 vote
100%
Palau
1 vote
100%
Burundi
1 vote
100%
Bonaire, Sint Eustatius, and Saba
1 vote
100%
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    6 years ago
    ico +2795
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    4 years ago
    ico +1101
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    19 hours ago
    ico
    guest from Coventry, United Kingdom
    rather be a master ninja then a pirate what does not know what is a rock
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from St Peter Port, Guernsey
    A ninja at fortnite
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from Shetland Islands, United Kingdom
    ah so what would it be laddies gold or silver
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from Stockton-on-Tees, United Kingdom
    ninja's can doge bullets I always wanted to do that
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    5 days ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    NINJA BC IMA FAMOUS YOUTUBER WITH BLUE HAIR NOW
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Pirates ARRRGH awesome
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    some man chose ninja and said im not living the life of an outlaw sorry to say but ninjas are assasins
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Ninja is SO much cooler
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    swiggity swooty comin for the pirate booty
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Pirates are outlaws badingus
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Pirates are dead
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirate
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I can be a pirate too
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Montana, United States
    be like naruto
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    YARRR HARRR-HAR HER HER.
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    use ur sneaky ninja skills to stow away aboard a pirate ship
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Krasnodarskiy Kray, Russia
    i'll kill the pirates and take over to look for booty
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    1 month ago
    ico
    B-_-kala MaleSilver Medal from Newland, Finland
    ナルト right?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    While I'm at it, can I please marry Elizabeth Swann?
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninja is good at fortnut
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Being a ninja is my dream
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I just saw jack so I pick it
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from West Java, Indonesia
    pirate is evil
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    I ain’t in that pirate of the Caribbean stuff
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Meant to choose Ninja dang it
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Mrboxh3ad MaleSilver Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    I can be a ninga riding a pirate boat... that works
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    1 month ago
    ico
    kf7453 FemaleSilver MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    I totally just saw Johnny Depp and clicked!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    No pirates are evil
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Be a ninja-pirate
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Johnny Deep
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    You get the thrill of unlimited adventures and action! That doesn't technically mean you're an outlaw
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    ninja will be more fun to me
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    ninjaa
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Changing my name to Ivor NINJA IVOR
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    i'm sea sick >~
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Tokyo, Japan
    only if i can be jack
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Cairo Governorate, Egypt
    i wanna be ninja from fortnite
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    2 months ago
    ico
    IcyBear MaleBronze MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Nebraska, United States
    oops. Misclicked. Pirates
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I could kill the annoying pirates
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    they are both awesome, period. however, ninja's theoretically are more strict due to a different set of things but primarily self discipline. pirates on the other hand are as free as an eagle. granted they typically get hunted down by the governments, but i think i'd rather be free and explore the world whenever i felt like it vs being strict and limited to my home no matter how much i love it there. BUT if i could be a ninja pirate then i'm basically all set.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Ninjas can be outlaws. Pirates can be Ninjas. Pirate Ninjas.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    karate chop
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Pirate had crappy lives
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kaunas, Republic of Lithuania
    Shut up bootey is shut blogs and was during for some people is good
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    DUUUUUUUHHHHH
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Pirates lived very boring lives most of the time.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    im somali so im already a pirate
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Paris, France
    DATTEBAYOO
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    BACKFLIP BOI
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I dunno
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    :)
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    pirates are dumb and people hate pirates
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    I can actually find the One Piece so Hehehehe and I Getz ze booty
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Ninja is dangoureos
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    "that's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen"
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Luffy
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Ninjas are poor oppressed Japanese farmers
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Pirates got their heads decapitated. Ninjas hid in the shadows and nobody knew about the kills.
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    A pirate doesn’t know how to kill someone with there bare hands and not a hook
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    I could get all the rum and whores I could dream of!
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    ponpon
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wiltshire, United Kingdom
    You are a pirate yarr harr didily de
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Why is the rum always gone?
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    yay im a pirate now i got scurvy yayyyyyyyyyyy
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest Silver Medal from Florida, United States
    Pirates are evil
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    fortnite
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Al-Qassim, Saudi Arabia
    i prefer ninja cuz he gud at fortnite
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    You are never seen..
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
    sneaky as a ninja
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I’m not going to be hung in front of some locals for piracy.
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    The web is strong in this one
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I can always be selfie and never be caught
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Montana, United States
    i am a ninja
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Yo ho look at the sea you are pirate
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Strider hyue
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    you mean butt
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Australian Capital Territory, Australia
    Blackbeard
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    4 months ago
    ico
    Kitteeeeeeh Silver Medal from Surrey, United Kingdom
    I’m already a ninja
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    im already a pirate i pirate movies
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Shadow clone jutsu
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    4 months ago
    ico
    LizLove16 FemaleSilver Medal from Virginia, United States
    I HAVE A JAR OF DIRT!!!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Reading, United Kingdom
    again im an emo
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I would slice off the pirates heads then steal their booty
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    im jack sparrow want a parrot?
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    This was a splatfest
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Northland, New Zealand
    (. )( .)
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    hmm, a scurvy, sea smelling, money smuggling, gun waving, bad-breath-having, little sex wanting, scratchy bearded guy? yeah, i'd rather be a badass assassin
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Ninja pirate
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Um pirates and ninjas are the same
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    INTERNET PIRATES
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Tamil Nadu, India
    look of a pirate is like a ghost
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Yorkshire, United Kingdom
    DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Oh no the long dispute has returned!
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    NARUTO
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Algiers, Algeria
    Judging by the picture i would become jack sparrow and the ninja is a nobody so nobrainer for me
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Dorset, United Kingdom
    Yar, Har, Fiddle Dee Dee, Being A Pirate Is Alright To Me, Do What You Want 'Cause A Pirate Is Free, You Are A Pirate...
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    both
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Buenos Aires, Argentina
    pirata porque viaja por todas partes
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Istanbul, Turkey
    Ninja diyen maldir
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    There so Secret
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    people now think I know magic
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Ummmmmm...... no thank you I have a fear of the ocean
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Västra Götaland, Sweden
    I’ll probably puke on the ship
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirate more money with the law on you ninjas less money no law on you hmmmm...
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    that's the best pirate I've ever seen!
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    Yar, har, fiddle dee dee.
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I am a black best in krate
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    6 months ago
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Ninja, pirates aren't actually half ninjas half thieves on water.
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    6 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Sneaking into them girls dms like
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Okres Plzen-Mesto, Czechia
    I'm the man who will become the Pirate King!!!
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    I want to have powers like sasuke and naruto.
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Captain Jack sparrows daughter
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I’d have some nice parkour skills
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I luv ninjas just how they run but silent
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Bristol, United Kingdom
    id rather be stealthy then be drunk lke jack sparrow
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    YO eliyahm KNOWS WHAT I MEAN NINJAS CAN RUN REALLY FAST AND IS SKILLED
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    My ancestor was a pirate so I’m kind of already one sort but he turned into a pirate hunter so idk but I like ninjas they are cool and fit
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Utah, United States
    ye booty be treasure ya know
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    6 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Utah, United States
    swiggity swooty im coming for that booty
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    6 months ago
    ico +1
    JustGamers MaleSilver Medal from British Columbia, Canada
    Ninja have martial arts
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I have pirate blood in me alot of pirate blood in me
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    6 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Pirates had horrible lives. Research it
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    6 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Maryland, United States
    again KATANA
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    6 months ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Edward kenway for days
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    shink
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    7 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Surrey, United Kingdom
    A ninja because HEY, I COULD BE LIVING IN THE NARUTO WORLD!
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    7 months ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Rum is key.
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    Argg!!
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Friesland, Netherlands
    A pirates life for meeee
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    7 months ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    do what you want cause a pirate lives free you are a pirate
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    dat pie rat is illegal in london
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    7 months ago
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    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    I wanna be rich. Ppl put respect on do pirarats
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Leeds, United Kingdom
    if i was a ninja i could kick butt and steal pirate booty
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    7 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I would rather just be able to disappear then to ride a boat all day.
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    7 months ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    No I want change my answer I want to be like luffy
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    I am a ninja >:)
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Maale, Maldives
    ninjas can cut bootys!!!
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    7 months ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    ninjas dont die as much
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Ulster, Ireland
    A ninja was an average farmer who would fight with farming equipment like sickles etc, used gorrila warfare tactics because in a straight up brawl they had no chance against samurai.
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Ninjas are cool, fast, have the best weapons, ect. Pirates are ruthless and steal. I CAN'T CHOOSE!
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Bristol, United Kingdom
    Ninja
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Yes
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    7 months ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    A ninja, skilled ninja on land, but i could go out at sea!
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    7 months ago
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    guest from West Virginia, United States
    gimme dat booty!!!!
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Samsun, Turkey
    ninjas fight for good unlike pirates (i guess)
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    7 months ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    Ninjas have chakra (naruto) therefore, I technically am a wizard.
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    7 months ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Pirates have more money
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    A HOYYY MATES!
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    7 months ago
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    WilloDaGoat from Illinois, United States
    Pirates Life~ is not for meeee! Get yo bootay outa here~
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Kansas, United States
    NINJA PIRATE
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Leeds, United Kingdom
    if u a pirate u have black and yellow teeth and this is what they did in olden days dress up as girls go on to the royal navy ship and steal all their booty
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    7 months ago
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    u r a pirate
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Oblast Sliven, Bulgaria
    THIS GIVE ME FLASH BACK FROM FNAF 2 , 1 #FNAFFOREVER
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    I love pirate Ship!
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    i WOULD live the life of an outlaw and NOT a visual anti
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Burgas, Bulgaria
    would you rather be "Naruto" or "One piece" XD
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    I could knock out a robber at the speed of light and protect my family
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    you are a pirate har yar seven seas you are a pirate
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Queensland, Australia
    ninjas are better then pirates
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    eliyahm nijas um...*suck* people sort of think that they are the worst
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    YARRRRRRRRRRRRR
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Madrid, Spain
    Ninjas can do parkour and I can’t do it so ninja
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    sorry im not from Somalia
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Kansas, United States
    if you know what i mean
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Kansas, United States
    if your a ninja you can get booty silently
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I dont need booty I can be a expert assassin so eliminate anyones enemy btw Ninjas are gonna win than pirates are
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Pirates are drunks that may or may not be rich, i can friken be a bad a*s
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Central Singapore Community Development Council, Singapore
    Pirate is ugly
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    arrrgh! pirates for da will yalll!
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Curaçao
    Edward Kenway has shown us we can be both
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Pirates are being hunted down by the law. Ninjas serve the law of the awesome Japanese clan Satsuma!
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    8 months ago
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    YOU ARE A PIRATE!!!
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Zealand, Denmark
    That has got to be the best pirate ive ever seen! so it would seem BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM bUM
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Nevada, United States
    nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope no pirate
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Bay of Plenty, New Zealand
    backflip at school. 8)
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Kansas, United States
    U would be rich so u could pay for lessons to be a ninja
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Argggh matey, like pirates petter tho
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Louisiana, United States
    Eliyahm you read my mind
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    DUH
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    DER
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    8 months ago
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    DayMan MaleSilver Medal from Saskatchewan, Canada
    I'LL FIND THE ONE PIECE!
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Central Singapore Community Development Council, Singapore
    people can't see me
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    8 months ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    NINGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Seoul, Republic of Korea
    Pirates are always dirty, can never return to their home because they sailing all the time, and they never find treasure like in the movies.
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    8 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Me: I hate rum!
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    8 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Pirate: but why the rum.
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    8 months ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I wanna be Captain Jack Sparrow
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    8 months ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    NINGAAAAAAAAA
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Ninjas can be pirates
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    You can steal stuff
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Thats gotta be the best pirate ive ever seen.
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    Cptn. Jack Sparrow!!!!!(-:
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Ninjas are awesome people.