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Guys
8,336 votes
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28.9%
Girls
5,394 votes
60.4%
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67.88%
32.12%

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United States
501,230 votes
70%
30%
United Kingdom
99,771 votes
68%
32%
Canada
50,099 votes
70%
30%
Australia
48,402 votes
69%
31%
Spain
24,941 votes
59%
41%
Germany
14,777 votes
65%
35%
Netherlands
13,929 votes
66%
34%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Mexico
10,488 votes
64%
36%
Argentina
10,309 votes
64%
36%
New Zealand
9,203 votes
71%
29%
Sweden
7,754 votes
67%
33%
Ireland
7,423 votes
69%
31%
France
6,957 votes
59%
41%
Philippines
6,678 votes
77%
23%
Italy
6,673 votes
52%
48%
Norway
6,351 votes
67%
33%
Denmark
5,678 votes
69%
31%
Indonesia
4,620 votes
65%
35%
Colombia
4,473 votes
65%
35%
United Arab Emirates
4,187 votes
67%
33%
Singapore
4,106 votes
74%
26%
Finland
4,029 votes
62%
38%
Belgium
4,023 votes
61%
39%
Romania
3,930 votes
59%
41%
Portugal
3,894 votes
64%
36%
Chile
3,841 votes
61%
39%
India
3,776 votes
64%
36%
Brazil
3,729 votes
65%
35%
Malaysia
3,678 votes
71%
29%
South Africa
3,635 votes
64%
36%
Bulgaria
3,604 votes
58%
42%
Greece
3,095 votes
55%
45%
Serbia
2,796 votes
62%
38%
Croatia
2,794 votes
57%
43%
Saudi Arabia
2,376 votes
66%
34%
Turkey
2,366 votes
55%
45%
Switzerland
2,158 votes
66%
34%
Poland
2,142 votes
59%
41%
Austria
2,110 votes
60%
40%
Israel
2,065 votes
63%
37%
Venezuela
1,981 votes
68%
32%
Czech Republic
1,935 votes
56%
44%
Peru
1,727 votes
66%
34%
Hong Kong
1,620 votes
71%
29%
Hungary
1,515 votes
55%
45%
Puerto Rico
1,381 votes
65%
35%
Slovenia
1,311 votes
52%
48%
Iran
1,306 votes
54%
46%
Ecuador
1,284 votes
63%
37%
Uruguay
1,207 votes
65%
35%
Thailand
1,178 votes
68%
32%
Kuwait
1,159 votes
66%
34%
Estonia
1,149 votes
59%
41%
Pakistan
1,121 votes
63%
37%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
1,114 votes
64%
36%
Republic of Lithuania
1,109 votes
61%
39%
Japan
1,077 votes
68%
32%
Macedonia
1,043 votes
61%
39%
Egypt
1,030 votes
63%
37%
Costa Rica
992 votes
67%
33%
Vietnam
960 votes
73%
27%
Iceland
939 votes
59%
41%
Slovakia
933 votes
56%
44%
Albania
890 votes
58%
42%
Dominican Republic
884 votes
71%
29%
Latvia
875 votes
61%
39%
Russia
875 votes
58%
42%
Qatar
832 votes
68%
32%
Lebanon
705 votes
68%
32%
Panama
639 votes
64%
36%
Cyprus
551 votes
62%
38%
Taiwan
550 votes
66%
34%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
550 votes
67%
33%
Trinidad and Tobago
542 votes
73%
27%
Jamaica
512 votes
79%
21%
Malta
500 votes
61%
39%
Iraq
497 votes
57%
43%
Honduras
495 votes
75%
25%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Republic of Korea
471 votes
67%
33%
Georgia
458 votes
59%
41%
Morocco
457 votes
59%
41%
Guatemala
435 votes
66%
34%
China
427 votes
71%
29%
Ukraine
417 votes
58%
42%
Bahrain
407 votes
66%
34%
El Salvador
340 votes
66%
34%
Paraguay
330 votes
63%
37%
Kenya
326 votes
66%
34%
Unknown
325 votes
62%
38%
Bahamas
324 votes
76%
24%
Bangladesh
324 votes
64%
36%
Guam
307 votes
74%
26%
Nepal
303 votes
71%
29%
Bolivia
293 votes
60%
40%
Algeria
292 votes
48%
52%
Montenegro
279 votes
63%
37%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Luxembourg
259 votes
63%
37%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Oman
248 votes
68%
32%
Tunisia
246 votes
56%
44%
Brunei
244 votes
75%
25%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Mauritius
229 votes
59%
41%
Czechia
205 votes
63%
37%
Cambodia
196 votes
82%
18%
Barbados
187 votes
74%
26%
Maldives
177 votes
50%
50%
Sri Lanka
176 votes
55%
45%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Nicaragua
160 votes
70%
30%
Suriname
159 votes
72%
28%
Jersey
153 votes
65%
35%
Isle of Man
150 votes
75%
25%
Nigeria
139 votes
76%
24%
Aruba
132 votes
76%
24%
Belize
126 votes
70%
30%
Mongolia
125 votes
70%
30%
Faroe Islands
125 votes
62%
38%
Namibia
125 votes
75%
25%
Azerbaijan
116 votes
63%
37%
Curaçao
115 votes
72%
28%
Bermuda
107 votes
75%
25%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Cayman Islands
100 votes
63%
37%
Kazakhstan
88 votes
77%
23%
Armenia
86 votes
49%
51%
Ghana
82 votes
77%
23%
Syria
82 votes
65%
35%
Republic of Moldova
80 votes
66%
34%
Guyana
74 votes
78%
22%
Belarus
73 votes
60%
40%
Guernsey
73 votes
67%
33%
Palestine
71 votes
72%
28%
Myanmar [Burma]
69 votes
67%
33%
Seychelles
67 votes
58%
42%
Gibraltar
63 votes
63%
37%
Sudan
60 votes
70%
30%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Antigua and Barbuda
56 votes
70%
30%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Tanzania
54 votes
63%
37%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Botswana
52 votes
69%
31%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
52 votes
75%
25%
Zimbabwe
52 votes
67%
33%
Fiji
50 votes
74%
26%
Macao
46 votes
76%
24%
Andorra
44 votes
64%
36%
Zambia
43 votes
74%
26%
Mozambique
40 votes
65%
35%
Saint Lucia
38 votes
74%
26%
Reunion
36 votes
44%
56%
New Caledonia
34 votes
59%
41%
Senegal
34 votes
62%
38%
Northern Mariana Islands
33 votes
76%
24%
Sint Maarten
31 votes
65%
35%
U.S. Virgin Islands
30 votes
67%
33%
Uganda
29 votes
62%
38%
Grenada
29 votes
79%
21%
Dominica
26 votes
69%
31%
Ethiopia
26 votes
73%
27%
Afghanistan
24 votes
50%
50%
Haiti
24 votes
75%
25%
Greenland
24 votes
75%
25%
Laos
23 votes
83%
17%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Turks and Caicos Islands
21 votes
52%
48%
Libya
21 votes
67%
33%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Angola
20 votes
75%
25%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Madagascar
18 votes
61%
39%
Anguilla
15 votes
60%
40%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Swaziland
15 votes
87%
13
Monaco
15 votes
47%
53%
Åland
15 votes
60%
40%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
14 votes
71%
29%
Uzbekistan
14 votes
71%
29%
British Virgin Islands
14 votes
79%
21%
Guadeloupe
13 votes
77%
23%
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Somalia
12 votes
58%
42%
Kyrgyzstan
12 votes
50%
50%
Bonaire
12 votes
58%
42%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Liechtenstein
10 votes
60%
40%
Saint Martin
10 votes
50%
50%
American Samoa
10 votes
70%
30%
Vanuatu
9 votes
56%
44%
Malawi
9 votes
78%
22%
Samoa
9 votes
78%
22%
Cameroon
9 votes
44%
56%
Rwanda
9 votes
89%
11
Cuba
9 votes
67%
33%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Yemen
8 votes
88%
12
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Liberia
7 votes
57%
43%
Federated States of Micronesia
7 votes
71%
29%
Martinique
6 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
French Polynesia
6 votes
67%
33%
Papua New Guinea
6 votes
50%
50%
Gambia
6 votes
100%
Kosovo
6 votes
100%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Mauritania
5 votes
80%
20%
East Timor
5 votes
100%
Cape Verde
4 votes
50%
50%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Congo
4 votes
50%
50%
Ivory Coast
4 votes
75%
25%
Gabon
3 votes
67%
33%
Tonga
3 votes
67%
33%
Tajikistan
2 votes
50%
50%
Mali
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Cook Islands
2 votes
50%
50%
San Marino
2 votes
100%
Marshall Islands
2 votes
100%
São Tomé and Príncipe
2 votes
100%
Republic of the Congo
2 votes
50%
50%
Benin
2 votes
100%
Sierra Leone
2 votes
50%
50%
Palau
2 votes
50%
50%
Burundi
2 votes
100%
Bonaire, Sint Eustatius, and Saba
2 votes
100%
St Kitts and Nevis
2 votes
50%
50%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Bhutan
1 vote
100%
Solomon Islands
1 vote
100%
Lesotho
1 vote
100%
Democratic Republic of Timor-Leste
1 vote
100%
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    ico +2849
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    ico +1145
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    4 days ago
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    guest from Montana, United States
    Arrrrrgh
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    1 week ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    ONE PIECE
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    I so asian
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Naruto
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    pirates get more gold.(and I like assassins creed black flag, and sea of thefts.)
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    4 weeks ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    Tggggv CB Genentech by
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    1 month ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I have sensitive eyes to saltwater. They turn red.
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    could i be the green ninja
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Do wat u want cause a pirate is free! U r a pirate! Yar har deedle dee dee u r a pirate!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Who would want to live the life of an outlaw?
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Halland, Sweden
    Yar GIVE ME ME FUDGING FLINTLOCK AND ME PEGLEG AND A HAT
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    1 month ago
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    guest from California, United States
    If I’m a pirate I don’t have skill but if I’m ninja The nobody would wanna fack with me
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    1 month ago
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    guest from California, United States
    PIrate all the way! and ninja can be outlaws too
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Madrid, Spain
    no quiero ser un mugriento barbudo asqueroso que siempre no tiene manos o piernas o ojo y que siempre tenga que ir navegando junto a gordos que apestan que ni siquiera se duchan yo quiero ser un espadachin sijiloso que se camufla en las sombras que lleva una doble vida y que es muy agil
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Madrid, Spain
    quien quiere ser un barbudo asesino que guele mal y que vive en el mar y sufre mas cuando puedes tener espadas ser mas ajil sijiloso y camuflado y super guay
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Hi ya
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    I dont care if i get hung arrrg
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    2 months ago
    ico
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirates illegal ninja not
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninja legal pirates= water robber= robber = illegal= jail
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Im already a ninja sooooooo
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Seine-Maritime, France
    I don't want to be a ninja but a pirate is worse
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    2 months ago
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    91 from Gabrovo, Bulgaria
    The pirates is better than that ugly ninjas
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Gabrovo, Bulgaria
    The pirates is better than that ugly ninja
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    2 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    It depends on the type of ninja though are we talking like old times Japanese ninjas or like NARUTO anime ninjas because I would still choose both
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    1. butts 2.boots 3.money I go for butts so I could practice my slapping
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    There is 3 booty.
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    2 months ago
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    guest from South Australia, Australia
    NINJAAAAAAA HAAAAYAAA
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    2 months ago
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    Kiori MaleSilver Medal from Florida, United States
    Pirates have to deal with being stuck on the sea for months at a time, with a crew of smelly people. Also, I don't want to be hunted down every single hour, I'm lazy and like to sit around all day.
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Bristol, United Kingdom
    Ninja the streamer is a gay twat
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    a pirate is lame
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Ostan-e Tehran, Iran
    Love ♡JACK SPARROW♡
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Ostan-e Tehran, Iran
    Pirate!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R U kidding me?
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    lol
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Pirates are just bad people
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    i would be ninja because pirates get hanged if their captured, and i would get captured... ):
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Uusimaa, Finland
    DAVY JONES!!! WOOOOHOOO i only saw the jack and clicked it and then saw the ninja
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
    Imma kill you with mah katana-
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Uppsala, Sweden
    Bitches being a piret? No rules, u get guns, u have a good ass crew with THE captain jack sparrow?!
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    ew poor
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    3 months ago
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    guest from New Mexico, United States
    ima be a shinobi (like naruto)
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    A pirate because remember this song OHHHHHH WKO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEE a pirate sings that
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Maine, United States
    I don't want to get scurvy
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    "HOIST THE MAIN SAIL!! SAVVY!?"
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Sofia-Capital, Bulgaria
    its obvious
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    im already a pirate, just not in the way that you guys might think...
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Carp
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    1i love pirates of the Caribbean 2 i can not kick the deal of of anyone
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Maine, United States
    Ill at least be able to have good hygeine and date super hot assasins
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Lima, Peru
    yo voy ser el ninja mas ajil salbare a todos un gran poder conlleba un gran responsabilidad
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Yar har fiddle de de
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Hesse, Germany
    I'm too lazy to be a ninja.
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Scurvy
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    I love my teeth and want to be more agile
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    pirates get kille really fast but if ur a ninja u never get caught
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Norfolk, United Kingdom
    I’m not very good with the sea on boats on ruff
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    yo ho ho
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    so i can be god at fortnite
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    5 months ago
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    ocean Bronze Medal from Washington, United States
    Ninjas can do cool flips. Pirates look tacky.
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    i really just want the hat
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    5 months ago
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    fortnite ninja???
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    niether
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    yo-ho mateys
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Hawaii, United States
    Being a ninja means that i can be Naruto
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    6 months ago
    ico
    jpga MaleSilver Medal from Bahia, Brazil
    I will be an naruto ninja lel
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Sofia-Capital, Bulgaria
    In my past life I las a pirate
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    Pirates had to eat biscuits covered in insects, get scurvy, seasickness (if you HAD seasickness), have horrible punishments (marooning, keelhauling, but NOT walking the plank, that wasn't real) and so on.
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    guest from California, United States
    ambush
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    How about none
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Kingston, Jamaica
    PIRATE NINJA!!
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I wanna be a frikin ninja
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    6 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Ahoy matey Captain black beard here
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    ninjas aren't bad people
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    7 months ago
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    xXPREST0NSTYL3ZXx MaleSilver Medal from California, United States
    WHY NINJA
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    thy pic chose for me
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    pirates kill ninjas
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    6 months ago
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    darren MaleGold MedalBronze Trophy from Arizona, United States
    No they don't
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    7 months ago
    ico
    Jaxson Bronze Medal from Washington, United States
    Spy kids.
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    I love me some Jack Sparrow
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    I want to be a blueberry pie rat
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    pirate ninja!
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    8 months ago
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    guest from West Virginia, United States
    i'm gona be the next hocoga
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    8 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Me: well who am I? Friend: Um.. Me: I'm cap'n Jack sparrow
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    NARUTO
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    Booty booty booty give me your booty
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    8 months ago
    ico
    ivan3 from Burgas, Bulgaria
    I will be good at Fortnite xD
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Burgas, Bulgaria
    I will be good at Fortnite
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    I could get rich duh
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    wanna be kuffy
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Belgrade, Serbia
    If i could time travel back to 1700's...i would.. I love Piracy!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    bada baba bababababadabada
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I am a shinobi now be scared rawr
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Sneaky cool gadgets and also good unlike a pirate they die alot
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Ninjas are awsome
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    9 months ago
    ico
    The_Little_Kiwi MaleBronze Medal from Texas, United States
    I love the pirate style of dressing.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    you canbe a ninja pirate
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    ninjas are land pirates.
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    9 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    yeet
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    myself.
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Nin nin
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    9 months ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    A pirate-ninja
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirates are so ridiculously ugly and stupid
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    10 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    would if you were a ninja pirate
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    10 months ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Assassin for life b#$&hes
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    i dont want to rob people
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    10 months ago
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    ItzJayJayTV Male from Ohio, United States
    Why can't I just be a ninja pirate?
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    That's gotta be the best pirate i've ever seen
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Vipava, Slovenia
    nice question
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Caption jack spearow
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    NINJA BOOTY YAH
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I meant to choose a pirate
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Uusimaa, Finland
    i ask my mom to vote on every single one
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Derbyshire, United Kingdom
    i dont want to be a somali pirate
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    10 months ago
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    lil_terry MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    im a bout to chop yo moma as
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Then you could go KA BOOM BAD BOI YOUR DEAD
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    your a pirate your going to die by hunger or disease
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Coventry, United Kingdom
    rather be a master ninja then a pirate what does not know what is a rock
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from St Peter Port, Guernsey
    A ninja at fortnite
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Shetland Islands, United Kingdom
    ah so what would it be laddies gold or silver
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Stockton-on-Tees, United Kingdom
    ninja's can doge bullets I always wanted to do that
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    NINJA BC IMA FAMOUS YOUTUBER WITH BLUE HAIR NOW
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Pirates ARRRGH awesome
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    some man chose ninja and said im not living the life of an outlaw sorry to say but ninjas are assasins
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Ninja is SO much cooler
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    swiggity swooty comin for the pirate booty
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    Pirates are outlaws badingus
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Pirates are dead
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    11 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Pirate
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I can be a pirate too
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Montana, United States
    be like naruto
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    11 months ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    YARRR HARRR-HAR HER HER.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    use ur sneaky ninja skills to stow away aboard a pirate ship
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Krasnodarskiy Kray, Russia
    i'll kill the pirates and take over to look for booty
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    1 year ago
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    B-_-kala MaleSilver Medal from Newland, Finland
    ナルト right?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    While I'm at it, can I please marry Elizabeth Swann?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninja is good at fortnut
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Being a ninja is my dream
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I just saw jack so I pick it
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from West Java, Indonesia
    pirate is evil
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    I ain’t in that pirate of the Caribbean stuff
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Meant to choose Ninja dang it
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Mrboxh3ad MaleSilver MedalBronze Trophy from Pennsylvania, United States
    I can be a ninga riding a pirate boat... that works
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    1 year ago
    ico
    kf7453 FemaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    I totally just saw Johnny Depp and clicked!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    No pirates are evil
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Be a ninja-pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Johnny Deep
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    You get the thrill of unlimited adventures and action! That doesn't technically mean you're an outlaw
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    ninja will be more fun to me
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    ninjaa
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Changing my name to Ivor NINJA IVOR
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    i'm sea sick >~
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Tokyo, Japan
    only if i can be jack
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Cairo Governorate, Egypt
    i wanna be ninja from fortnite
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    1 year ago
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    IcyBear MaleBronze MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Nebraska, United States
    oops. Misclicked. Pirates
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I could kill the annoying pirates
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    they are both awesome, period. however, ninja's theoretically are more strict due to a different set of things but primarily self discipline. pirates on the other hand are as free as an eagle. granted they typically get hunted down by the governments, but i think i'd rather be free and explore the world whenever i felt like it vs being strict and limited to my home no matter how much i love it there. BUT if i could be a ninja pirate then i'm basically all set.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Ninjas can be outlaws. Pirates can be Ninjas. Pirate Ninjas.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    karate chop
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Pirate had crappy lives
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Kaunas, Republic of Lithuania
    Shut up bootey is shut blogs and was during for some people is good
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    DUUUUUUUHHHHH
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Pirates lived very boring lives most of the time.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    im somali so im already a pirate
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Paris, France
    DATTEBAYOO
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    BACKFLIP BOI
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I dunno
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    :)
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    pirates are dumb and people hate pirates
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    I can actually find the One Piece so Hehehehe and I Getz ze booty
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Ninja is dangoureos
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    "that's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen"
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Luffy
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Ninjas are poor oppressed Japanese farmers
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Pirates got their heads decapitated. Ninjas hid in the shadows and nobody knew about the kills.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    A pirate doesn’t know how to kill someone with there bare hands and not a hook
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    I could get all the rum and whores I could dream of!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    ponpon
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Wiltshire, United Kingdom
    You are a pirate yarr harr didily de
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Why is the rum always gone?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    yay im a pirate now i got scurvy yayyyyyyyyyyy
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest Silver Medal from Florida, United States
    Pirates are evil
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    fortnite
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Al-Qassim, Saudi Arabia
    i prefer ninja cuz he gud at fortnite
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    You are never seen..
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
    sneaky as a ninja
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I’m not going to be hung in front of some locals for piracy.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    The web is strong in this one