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Guys
8,348 votes
71.1%
28.9%
Girls
5,400 votes
60.4%
39.6%
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970,176 votes
67.89%
32.11%

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United States
502,491 votes
70%
30%
United Kingdom
100,298 votes
68%
32%
Canada
50,221 votes
70%
30%
Australia
48,469 votes
69%
31%
Spain
25,080 votes
59%
41%
Germany
14,887 votes
65%
35%
Netherlands
13,993 votes
66%
34%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Mexico
10,539 votes
64%
36%
Argentina
10,346 votes
64%
36%
New Zealand
9,223 votes
71%
29%
Sweden
7,777 votes
67%
33%
Ireland
7,443 votes
69%
31%
France
6,991 votes
59%
41%
Philippines
6,724 votes
77%
23%
Italy
6,697 votes
52%
48%
Norway
6,364 votes
67%
33%
Denmark
5,701 votes
69%
31%
Indonesia
4,663 votes
65%
35%
Colombia
4,491 votes
65%
35%
United Arab Emirates
4,221 votes
67%
33%
Singapore
4,112 votes
74%
26%
Finland
4,049 votes
62%
38%
Belgium
4,039 votes
61%
39%
Romania
3,959 votes
60%
40%
Portugal
3,907 votes
64%
36%
Chile
3,851 votes
61%
39%
India
3,821 votes
64%
36%
Bulgaria
3,762 votes
59%
41%
Brazil
3,747 votes
65%
35%
Malaysia
3,705 votes
71%
29%
South Africa
3,644 votes
64%
36%
Greece
3,111 votes
55%
45%
Serbia
2,807 votes
62%
38%
Croatia
2,799 votes
57%
43%
Saudi Arabia
2,385 votes
66%
34%
Turkey
2,385 votes
55%
45%
Switzerland
2,168 votes
66%
34%
Poland
2,152 votes
59%
41%
Austria
2,119 votes
60%
40%
Israel
2,072 votes
63%
37%
Venezuela
1,984 votes
68%
32%
Czech Republic
1,935 votes
56%
44%
Peru
1,734 votes
66%
34%
Iran
1,692 votes
54%
46%
Hong Kong
1,626 votes
71%
29%
Hungary
1,524 votes
55%
45%
Puerto Rico
1,386 votes
65%
35%
Slovenia
1,320 votes
52%
48%
Ecuador
1,287 votes
63%
37%
Uruguay
1,209 votes
65%
35%
Thailand
1,182 votes
68%
32%
Kuwait
1,162 votes
66%
34%
Estonia
1,153 votes
59%
41%
Pakistan
1,131 votes
63%
37%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
1,119 votes
64%
36%
Republic of Lithuania
1,114 votes
61%
39%
Japan
1,087 votes
68%
32%
Macedonia
1,053 votes
61%
39%
Egypt
1,037 votes
63%
37%
Costa Rica
998 votes
67%
33%
Vietnam
974 votes
73%
27%
Iceland
944 votes
59%
41%
Slovakia
938 votes
56%
44%
Albania
897 votes
58%
42%
Russia
894 votes
57%
43%
Dominican Republic
885 votes
71%
29%
Latvia
877 votes
61%
39%
Qatar
835 votes
67%
33%
Lebanon
708 votes
68%
32%
Panama
641 votes
64%
36%
Taiwan
559 votes
66%
34%
Cyprus
554 votes
62%
38%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
552 votes
67%
33%
Trinidad and Tobago
543 votes
73%
27%
Jamaica
513 votes
79%
21%
Iraq
509 votes
58%
42%
Malta
502 votes
61%
39%
Honduras
499 votes
75%
25%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Republic of Korea
478 votes
67%
33%
Georgia
463 votes
58%
42%
Morocco
459 votes
59%
41%
China
444 votes
71%
29%
Guatemala
436 votes
67%
33%
Ukraine
422 votes
58%
42%
Bahrain
408 votes
66%
34%
El Salvador
340 votes
66%
34%
Paraguay
331 votes
63%
37%
Bangladesh
328 votes
64%
36%
Kenya
327 votes
66%
34%
Unknown
325 votes
62%
38%
Bahamas
324 votes
76%
24%
Guam
307 votes
74%
26%
Nepal
307 votes
71%
29%
Bolivia
293 votes
60%
40%
Algeria
292 votes
48%
52%
Montenegro
279 votes
63%
37%
Luxembourg
261 votes
63%
37%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Tunisia
249 votes
56%
44%
Oman
249 votes
68%
32%
Brunei
246 votes
75%
25%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Mauritius
229 votes
59%
41%
Czechia
220 votes
63%
37%
Cambodia
199 votes
81%
19%
Barbados
187 votes
74%
26%
Maldives
178 votes
50%
50%
Sri Lanka
176 votes
55%
45%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Suriname
160 votes
73%
27%
Nicaragua
160 votes
70%
30%
Jersey
154 votes
64%
36%
Isle of Man
150 votes
75%
25%
Nigeria
140 votes
75%
25%
Aruba
132 votes
76%
24%
Belize
127 votes
70%
30%
Mongolia
126 votes
70%
30%
Namibia
126 votes
75%
25%
Faroe Islands
125 votes
62%
38%
Azerbaijan
117 votes
63%
37%
Curaçao
116 votes
72%
28%
Bermuda
108 votes
75%
25%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Cayman Islands
100 votes
63%
37%
Kazakhstan
90 votes
77%
23%
Armenia
86 votes
49%
51%
Syria
84 votes
64%
36%
Ghana
83 votes
77%
23%
Republic of Moldova
80 votes
66%
34%
Guyana
75 votes
79%
21%
Belarus
74 votes
59%
41%
Guernsey
74 votes
68%
32%
Palestine
71 votes
72%
28%
Myanmar [Burma]
69 votes
67%
33%
Seychelles
68 votes
57%
43%
Gibraltar
63 votes
63%
37%
Sudan
60 votes
70%
30%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Antigua and Barbuda
56 votes
70%
30%
Botswana
54 votes
70%
30%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Tanzania
54 votes
63%
37%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
52 votes
75%
25%
Zimbabwe
52 votes
67%
33%
Fiji
50 votes
74%
26%
Macao
47 votes
77%
23%
Andorra
45 votes
62%
38%
Zambia
43 votes
74%
26%
Mozambique
40 votes
65%
35%
Saint Lucia
38 votes
74%
26%
Reunion
36 votes
44%
56%
New Caledonia
34 votes
59%
41%
Senegal
34 votes
62%
38%
Northern Mariana Islands
33 votes
76%
24%
Sint Maarten
31 votes
65%
35%
U.S. Virgin Islands
30 votes
67%
33%
Uganda
29 votes
62%
38%
Grenada
29 votes
79%
21%
Ethiopia
29 votes
72%
28%
Dominica
26 votes
69%
31%
Afghanistan
24 votes
50%
50%
Haiti
24 votes
75%
25%
Greenland
24 votes
75%
25%
Laos
23 votes
83%
17%
Libya
22 votes
68%
32%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Turks and Caicos Islands
21 votes
52%
48%
Angola
21 votes
76%
24%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Madagascar
18 votes
61%
39%
Anguilla
15 votes
60%
40%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Swaziland
15 votes
87%
13
Monaco
15 votes
47%
53%
Åland
15 votes
60%
40%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
14 votes
71%
29%
Uzbekistan
14 votes
71%
29%
British Virgin Islands
14 votes
79%
21%
Guadeloupe
13 votes
77%
23%
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Kyrgyzstan
13 votes
54%
46%
Somalia
12 votes
58%
42%
Bonaire
12 votes
58%
42%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Liechtenstein
10 votes
60%
40%
Saint Martin
10 votes
50%
50%
American Samoa
10 votes
70%
30%
Vanuatu
9 votes
56%
44%
Malawi
9 votes
78%
22%
Samoa
9 votes
78%
22%
Cameroon
9 votes
44%
56%
Rwanda
9 votes
89%
11
Cuba
9 votes
67%
33%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Yemen
8 votes
88%
12
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Papua New Guinea
7 votes
57%
43%
Liberia
7 votes
57%
43%
Federated States of Micronesia
7 votes
71%
29%
Martinique
6 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
French Polynesia
6 votes
67%
33%
Gambia
6 votes
100%
Kosovo
6 votes
100%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
Mauritania
5 votes
80%
20%
East Timor
5 votes
100%
Cape Verde
4 votes
50%
50%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Congo
4 votes
50%
50%
Ivory Coast
4 votes
75%
25%
Gabon
3 votes
67%
33%
Tonga
3 votes
67%
33%
Tajikistan
2 votes
50%
50%
Mali
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Cook Islands
2 votes
50%
50%
San Marino
2 votes
100%
Marshall Islands
2 votes
100%
São Tomé and Príncipe
2 votes
100%
Republic of the Congo
2 votes
50%
50%
Benin
2 votes
100%
Sierra Leone
2 votes
50%
50%
Palau
2 votes
50%
50%
Burundi
2 votes
100%
Bonaire, Sint Eustatius, and Saba
2 votes
100%
St Kitts and Nevis
2 votes
50%
50%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Bhutan
1 vote
100%
Solomon Islands
1 vote
100%
Lesotho
1 vote
100%
Democratic Republic of Timor-Leste
1 vote
100%
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    ico +2859
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    ico +1154
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    6 days ago
    ico
    guest from Tameside, United Kingdom
    Tbh they are both nice but I prefer pirate
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    6 days ago
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    guest from Hillingdon, United Kingdom
    then you will be god at fortite
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Jack Sparrow
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    shadow clone
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Ostan-e Tehran, Iran
    Of course a pirate!♡
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    2 weeks ago
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    guest from Madrid, Spain
    guetto samurai bajo al parke con katana
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Go Ewing pirates
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Quebec, Canada
    i hate wather
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from City of Newport, United Kingdom
    were wizard
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    No pirate can live up to the legend of Captain Jack Sparrow
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I could always sneak in and steal dat booty.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Uusimaa, Finland
    PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN LOLOLO I WOULD BE DAVY JONES
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Leinster, Ireland
    a ninja could just deflect bullets and are way better swordsman
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Provincia de San Jose, Costa Rica
    You can be arrested by pirating
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    bruh the choice is obvi
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I can be both
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Montana, United States
    Arrrrrgh
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    ONE PIECE
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    I so asian
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Naruto
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    pirates get more gold.(and I like assassins creed black flag, and sea of thefts.)
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Tggggv CB Genentech by
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I have sensitive eyes to saltwater. They turn red.
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    could i be the green ninja
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Do wat u want cause a pirate is free! U r a pirate! Yar har deedle dee dee u r a pirate!
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Who would want to live the life of an outlaw?
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Halland, Sweden
    Yar GIVE ME ME FUDGING FLINTLOCK AND ME PEGLEG AND A HAT
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    If I’m a pirate I don’t have skill but if I’m ninja The nobody would wanna fack with me
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    PIrate all the way! and ninja can be outlaws too
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Madrid, Spain
    no quiero ser un mugriento barbudo asqueroso que siempre no tiene manos o piernas o ojo y que siempre tenga que ir navegando junto a gordos que apestan que ni siquiera se duchan yo quiero ser un espadachin sijiloso que se camufla en las sombras que lleva una doble vida y que es muy agil
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Madrid, Spain
    quien quiere ser un barbudo asesino que guele mal y que vive en el mar y sufre mas cuando puedes tener espadas ser mas ajil sijiloso y camuflado y super guay
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Hi ya
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Utah, United States
    I dont care if i get hung arrrg
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    4 months ago
    ico
    dhruv Gold Medal from National Capital Territory of Delhi, India
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirates illegal ninja not
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninja legal pirates= water robber= robber = illegal= jail
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Im already a ninja sooooooo
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Seine-Maritime, France
    I don't want to be a ninja but a pirate is worse
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    4 months ago
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    91 from Gabrovo, Bulgaria
    The pirates is better than that ugly ninjas
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Gabrovo, Bulgaria
    The pirates is better than that ugly ninja
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    4 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    It depends on the type of ninja though are we talking like old times Japanese ninjas or like NARUTO anime ninjas because I would still choose both
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    1. butts 2.boots 3.money I go for butts so I could practice my slapping
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    There is 3 booty.
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    4 months ago
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    guest from South Australia, Australia
    NINJAAAAAAA HAAAAYAAA
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    4 months ago
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    Kiori MaleSilver Medal from Florida, United States
    Pirates have to deal with being stuck on the sea for months at a time, with a crew of smelly people. Also, I don't want to be hunted down every single hour, I'm lazy and like to sit around all day.
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Bristol, United Kingdom
    Ninja the streamer is a gay twat
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    a pirate is lame
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Ostan-e Tehran, Iran
    Love ♡JACK SPARROW♡
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Ostan-e Tehran, Iran
    Pirate!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R U kidding me?
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    lol
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Pirates are just bad people
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    i would be ninja because pirates get hanged if their captured, and i would get captured... ):
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Uusimaa, Finland
    DAVY JONES!!! WOOOOHOOO i only saw the jack and clicked it and then saw the ninja
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
    Imma kill you with mah katana-
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Uppsala, Sweden
    Bitches being a piret? No rules, u get guns, u have a good ass crew with THE captain jack sparrow?!
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    ew poor
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    5 months ago
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    guest from New Mexico, United States
    ima be a shinobi (like naruto)
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    A pirate because remember this song OHHHHHH WKO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEE a pirate sings that
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Maine, United States
    I don't want to get scurvy
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    "HOIST THE MAIN SAIL!! SAVVY!?"
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Sofia-Capital, Bulgaria
    its obvious
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    im already a pirate, just not in the way that you guys might think...
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Carp
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    1i love pirates of the Caribbean 2 i can not kick the deal of of anyone
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Maine, United States
    Ill at least be able to have good hygeine and date super hot assasins
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Lima, Peru
    yo voy ser el ninja mas ajil salbare a todos un gran poder conlleba un gran responsabilidad
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Yar har fiddle de de
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Hesse, Germany
    I'm too lazy to be a ninja.
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Scurvy
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    I love my teeth and want to be more agile
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    pirates get kille really fast but if ur a ninja u never get caught
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Norfolk, United Kingdom
    I’m not very good with the sea on boats on ruff
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    yo ho ho
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    so i can be god at fortnite
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    7 months ago
    ico
    ocean Bronze Medal from Washington, United States
    Ninjas can do cool flips. Pirates look tacky.
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    i really just want the hat
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    7 months ago
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    fortnite ninja???
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    niether
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    yo-ho mateys
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Hawaii, United States
    Being a ninja means that i can be Naruto
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    8 months ago
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    jpga MaleSilver Medal from Bahia, Brazil
    I will be an naruto ninja lel
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Sofia-Capital, Bulgaria
    In my past life I las a pirate
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    Pirates had to eat biscuits covered in insects, get scurvy, seasickness (if you HAD seasickness), have horrible punishments (marooning, keelhauling, but NOT walking the plank, that wasn't real) and so on.
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    8 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    ambush
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    How about none
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Kingston, Jamaica
    PIRATE NINJA!!
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I wanna be a frikin ninja
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    8 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Ahoy matey Captain black beard here
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    ninjas aren't bad people
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    9 months ago
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    xXPREST0NSTYL3ZXx MaleSilver Medal from California, United States
    WHY NINJA
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    thy pic chose for me
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    pirates kill ninjas
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    8 months ago
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    darren MaleGold MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Arizona, United States
    No they don't
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    10 months ago
    ico
    Jaxson Bronze Medal from Washington, United States
    Spy kids.
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    I love me some Jack Sparrow
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    10 months ago
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    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    I want to be a blueberry pie rat
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    pirate ninja!
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    10 months ago
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    guest from West Virginia, United States
    i'm gona be the next hocoga
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    10 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Me: well who am I? Friend: Um.. Me: I'm cap'n Jack sparrow
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    NARUTO
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Utah, United States
    Booty booty booty give me your booty
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    10 months ago
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    ivan3 from Burgas, Bulgaria
    I will be good at Fortnite xD
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Burgas, Bulgaria
    I will be good at Fortnite
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    I could get rich duh
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    11 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    wanna be kuffy
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Belgrade, Serbia
    If i could time travel back to 1700's...i would.. I love Piracy!
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    11 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    bada baba bababababadabada
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    11 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I am a shinobi now be scared rawr
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Sneaky cool gadgets and also good unlike a pirate they die alot
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Ninjas are awsome
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    11 months ago
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    The_Little_Kiwi MaleBronze Medal from Texas, United States
    I love the pirate style of dressing.
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Utah, United States
    you canbe a ninja pirate
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    ninjas are land pirates.
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    11 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    yeet
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    myself.
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Nin nin
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    A pirate-ninja
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirates are so ridiculously ugly and stupid
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    would if you were a ninja pirate
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    1 year ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Assassin for life b#$&hes
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    i dont want to rob people
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    1 year ago
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    ItzJayJayTV Male from Ohio, United States
    Why can't I just be a ninja pirate?
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    That's gotta be the best pirate i've ever seen
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Vipava, Slovenia
    nice question
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Caption jack spearow
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    NINJA BOOTY YAH
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I meant to choose a pirate
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Uusimaa, Finland
    i ask my mom to vote on every single one
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Derbyshire, United Kingdom
    i dont want to be a somali pirate
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    1 year ago
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    lil_terry MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    im a bout to chop yo moma as
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Then you could go KA BOOM BAD BOI YOUR DEAD
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    your a pirate your going to die by hunger or disease
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Coventry, United Kingdom
    rather be a master ninja then a pirate what does not know what is a rock
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    1 year ago
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    guest from St Peter Port, Guernsey
    A ninja at fortnite
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Shetland Islands, United Kingdom
    ah so what would it be laddies gold or silver
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Stockton-on-Tees, United Kingdom
    ninja's can doge bullets I always wanted to do that
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    NINJA BC IMA FAMOUS YOUTUBER WITH BLUE HAIR NOW
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    Pirates ARRRGH awesome
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Kentucky, United States
    some man chose ninja and said im not living the life of an outlaw sorry to say but ninjas are assasins
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Ninja is SO much cooler
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    swiggity swooty comin for the pirate booty
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    Pirates are outlaws badingus
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Pirates are dead
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Pirate
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I can be a pirate too
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Montana, United States
    be like naruto
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    1 year ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    YARRR HARRR-HAR HER HER.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    use ur sneaky ninja skills to stow away aboard a pirate ship
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Krasnodarskiy Kray, Russia
    i'll kill the pirates and take over to look for booty
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    1 year ago
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    B-_-kala MaleSilver Medal from Newland, Finland
    ナルト right?
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    While I'm at it, can I please marry Elizabeth Swann?
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    1 year ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninja is good at fortnut
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Being a ninja is my dream
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I just saw jack so I pick it
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    1 year ago
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    guest from West Java, Indonesia
    pirate is evil
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    I ain’t in that pirate of the Caribbean stuff
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    Meant to choose Ninja dang it
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    1 year ago
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    Mrboxh3ad MaleSilver MedalBronze Trophy from Pennsylvania, United States
    I can be a ninga riding a pirate boat... that works
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    1 year ago
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    kf7453 FemaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    I totally just saw Johnny Depp and clicked!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    No pirates are evil
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Be a ninja-pirate
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Johnny Deep
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    You get the thrill of unlimited adventures and action! That doesn't technically mean you're an outlaw
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    ninja will be more fun to me
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    ninjaa
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Changing my name to Ivor NINJA IVOR
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    i'm sea sick >~
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Tokyo, Japan
    only if i can be jack
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Cairo Governorate, Egypt
    i wanna be ninja from fortnite
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    1 year ago
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    IcyBear MaleBronze MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Nebraska, United States
    oops. Misclicked. Pirates
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New York, United States
    I could kill the annoying pirates
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    they are both awesome, period. however, ninja's theoretically are more strict due to a different set of things but primarily self discipline. pirates on the other hand are as free as an eagle. granted they typically get hunted down by the governments, but i think i'd rather be free and explore the world whenever i felt like it vs being strict and limited to my home no matter how much i love it there. BUT if i could be a ninja pirate then i'm basically all set.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Ninjas can be outlaws. Pirates can be Ninjas. Pirate Ninjas.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    karate chop
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Pirate had crappy lives
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Kaunas, Republic of Lithuania
    Shut up bootey is shut blogs and was during for some people is good
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    DUUUUUUUHHHHH
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Pirates lived very boring lives most of the time.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    im somali so im already a pirate
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Paris, France
    DATTEBAYOO
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    BACKFLIP BOI
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I dunno
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    :)
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    pirates are dumb and people hate pirates
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    I can actually find the One Piece so Hehehehe and I Getz ze booty