Would you rather be  By alexw MaleSite Owner

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Guys
8,326 votes
71.1%
28.9%
Girls
5,391 votes
60.4%
39.6%
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963,789 votes
67.88%
32.12%

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United States
500,244 votes
70%
30%
United Kingdom
99,509 votes
68%
32%
Canada
50,008 votes
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Australia
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69%
31%
Spain
24,884 votes
59%
41%
Germany
14,700 votes
65%
35%
Netherlands
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66%
34%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Mexico
10,466 votes
64%
36%
Argentina
10,281 votes
64%
36%
New Zealand
9,192 votes
71%
29%
Sweden
7,729 votes
67%
33%
Ireland
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69%
31%
France
6,927 votes
59%
41%
Italy
6,658 votes
52%
48%
Philippines
6,651 votes
77%
23%
Norway
6,336 votes
67%
33%
Denmark
5,656 votes
69%
31%
Indonesia
4,600 votes
65%
35%
Colombia
4,467 votes
65%
35%
United Arab Emirates
4,164 votes
67%
33%
Singapore
4,101 votes
74%
26%
Belgium
4,016 votes
61%
39%
Finland
4,012 votes
62%
38%
Romania
3,904 votes
60%
40%
Portugal
3,889 votes
64%
36%
Chile
3,832 votes
61%
39%
India
3,753 votes
64%
36%
Brazil
3,717 votes
65%
35%
Malaysia
3,667 votes
71%
29%
South Africa
3,622 votes
64%
36%
Bulgaria
3,547 votes
59%
41%
Greece
3,084 votes
55%
45%
Serbia
2,788 votes
62%
38%
Croatia
2,788 votes
57%
43%
Saudi Arabia
2,373 votes
66%
34%
Turkey
2,347 votes
55%
45%
Switzerland
2,152 votes
66%
34%
Poland
2,135 votes
59%
41%
Austria
2,102 votes
60%
40%
Israel
2,060 votes
63%
37%
Venezuela
1,979 votes
68%
32%
Czech Republic
1,935 votes
56%
44%
Peru
1,719 votes
66%
34%
Hong Kong
1,618 votes
71%
29%
Hungary
1,511 votes
55%
45%
Puerto Rico
1,378 votes
65%
35%
Slovenia
1,309 votes
52%
48%
Ecuador
1,282 votes
62%
38%
Uruguay
1,203 votes
65%
35%
Thailand
1,176 votes
68%
32%
Kuwait
1,158 votes
66%
34%
Estonia
1,146 votes
59%
41%
Pakistan
1,113 votes
63%
37%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
1,112 votes
64%
36%
Republic of Lithuania
1,106 votes
61%
39%
Japan
1,072 votes
68%
32%
Iran
1,045 votes
55%
45%
Macedonia
1,040 votes
61%
39%
Egypt
1,025 votes
63%
37%
Costa Rica
991 votes
67%
33%
Vietnam
956 votes
73%
27%
Iceland
934 votes
59%
41%
Slovakia
929 votes
56%
44%
Albania
885 votes
58%
42%
Dominican Republic
882 votes
71%
29%
Latvia
873 votes
61%
39%
Russia
859 votes
58%
42%
Qatar
832 votes
68%
32%
Lebanon
705 votes
68%
32%
Panama
639 votes
64%
36%
Cyprus
549 votes
62%
38%
Taiwan
549 votes
66%
34%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
545 votes
67%
33%
Trinidad and Tobago
540 votes
73%
27%
Jamaica
512 votes
79%
21%
Malta
498 votes
61%
39%
Honduras
493 votes
75%
25%
Iraq
492 votes
57%
43%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Republic of Korea
466 votes
67%
33%
Morocco
457 votes
59%
41%
Georgia
452 votes
59%
41%
Guatemala
434 votes
67%
33%
China
427 votes
71%
29%
Ukraine
410 votes
58%
42%
Bahrain
407 votes
66%
34%
El Salvador
339 votes
66%
34%
Paraguay
330 votes
63%
37%
Kenya
326 votes
66%
34%
Bahamas
324 votes
76%
24%
Unknown
323 votes
63%
37%
Bangladesh
319 votes
65%
35%
Guam
307 votes
74%
26%
Nepal
301 votes
71%
29%
Bolivia
293 votes
60%
40%
Algeria
291 votes
47%
53%
Montenegro
278 votes
63%
37%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Luxembourg
255 votes
64%
36%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Tunisia
246 votes
56%
44%
Oman
244 votes
68%
32%
Brunei
244 votes
75%
25%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Mauritius
228 votes
59%
41%
Cambodia
196 votes
82%
18%
Czechia
196 votes
62%
38%
Barbados
187 votes
74%
26%
Maldives
176 votes
49%
51%
Sri Lanka
175 votes
55%
45%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Suriname
159 votes
72%
28%
Nicaragua
159 votes
70%
30%
Jersey
151 votes
64%
36%
Isle of Man
150 votes
75%
25%
Nigeria
138 votes
75%
25%
Aruba
131 votes
76%
24%
Belize
126 votes
70%
30%
Faroe Islands
125 votes
62%
38%
Mongolia
124 votes
69%
31%
Namibia
124 votes
75%
25%
Azerbaijan
116 votes
63%
37%
Curaçao
115 votes
72%
28%
Bermuda
107 votes
75%
25%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Cayman Islands
100 votes
63%
37%
Armenia
86 votes
49%
51%
Kazakhstan
86 votes
77%
23%
Ghana
82 votes
77%
23%
Syria
82 votes
65%
35%
Republic of Moldova
79 votes
66%
34%
Guyana
74 votes
78%
22%
Guernsey
73 votes
67%
33%
Belarus
71 votes
62%
38%
Palestine
71 votes
72%
28%
Myanmar [Burma]
68 votes
66%
34%
Seychelles
64 votes
58%
42%
Gibraltar
63 votes
63%
37%
Sudan
60 votes
70%
30%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Antigua and Barbuda
56 votes
70%
30%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Tanzania
54 votes
63%
37%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Botswana
52 votes
69%
31%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
52 votes
75%
25%
Zimbabwe
52 votes
67%
33%
Fiji
50 votes
74%
26%
Macao
46 votes
76%
24%
Andorra
44 votes
64%
36%
Zambia
42 votes
74%
26%
Mozambique
39 votes
64%
36%
Saint Lucia
37 votes
73%
27%
Reunion
36 votes
44%
56%
New Caledonia
34 votes
59%
41%
Senegal
34 votes
62%
38%
Northern Mariana Islands
33 votes
76%
24%
Sint Maarten
31 votes
65%
35%
U.S. Virgin Islands
30 votes
67%
33%
Uganda
29 votes
62%
38%
Grenada
29 votes
79%
21%
Dominica
26 votes
69%
31%
Ethiopia
26 votes
73%
27%
Afghanistan
24 votes
50%
50%
Haiti
24 votes
75%
25%
Greenland
24 votes
75%
25%
Laos
22 votes
82%
18%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Turks and Caicos Islands
21 votes
52%
48%
Libya
21 votes
67%
33%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Angola
20 votes
75%
25%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Madagascar
18 votes
61%
39%
Anguilla
15 votes
60%
40%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Swaziland
15 votes
87%
13
Monaco
15 votes
47%
53%
Åland
15 votes
60%
40%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
14 votes
71%
29%
Uzbekistan
14 votes
71%
29%
British Virgin Islands
14 votes
79%
21%
Guadeloupe
13 votes
77%
23%
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Somalia
12 votes
58%
42%
Kyrgyzstan
12 votes
50%
50%
Bonaire
12 votes
58%
42%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Liechtenstein
10 votes
60%
40%
Saint Martin
10 votes
50%
50%
American Samoa
10 votes
70%
30%
Vanuatu
9 votes
56%
44%
Malawi
9 votes
78%
22%
Samoa
9 votes
78%
22%
Cameroon
9 votes
44%
56%
Rwanda
9 votes
89%
11
Cuba
9 votes
67%
33%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Yemen
8 votes
88%
12
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Liberia
7 votes
57%
43%
Federated States of Micronesia
7 votes
71%
29%
Martinique
6 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
French Polynesia
6 votes
67%
33%
Papua New Guinea
6 votes
50%
50%
Gambia
6 votes
100%
Kosovo
6 votes
100%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
East Timor
5 votes
100%
Cape Verde
4 votes
50%
50%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Mauritania
4 votes
75%
25%
Congo
4 votes
50%
50%
Ivory Coast
4 votes
75%
25%
Gabon
3 votes
67%
33%
Tonga
3 votes
67%
33%
Tajikistan
2 votes
50%
50%
Mali
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Cook Islands
2 votes
50%
50%
San Marino
2 votes
100%
Marshall Islands
2 votes
100%
São Tomé and Príncipe
2 votes
100%
Republic of the Congo
2 votes
50%
50%
Benin
2 votes
100%
Sierra Leone
2 votes
50%
50%
Palau
2 votes
50%
50%
Burundi
2 votes
100%
Bonaire, Sint Eustatius, and Saba
2 votes
100%
St Kitts and Nevis
2 votes
50%
50%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Bhutan
1 vote
100%
Solomon Islands
1 vote
100%
Lesotho
1 vote
100%
Democratic Republic of Timor-Leste
1 vote
100%
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    ico +2839
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    ico +1138
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    2 days ago
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    guest from Madrid, Spain
    no quiero ser un mugriento barbudo asqueroso que siempre no tiene manos o piernas o ojo y que siempre tenga que ir navegando junto a gordos que apestan que ni siquiera se duchan yo quiero ser un espadachin sijiloso que se camufla en las sombras que lleva una doble vida y que es muy agil
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    2 days ago
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    guest from Madrid, Spain
    quien quiere ser un barbudo asesino que guele mal y que vive en el mar y sufre mas cuando puedes tener espadas ser mas ajil sijiloso y camuflado y super guay
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    Hi ya
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    guest from Utah, United States
    I dont care if i get hung arrrg
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    1 week ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirates illegal ninja not
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Ninja legal pirates= water robber= robber = illegal= jail
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Im already a ninja sooooooo
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Seine-Maritime, France
    I don't want to be a ninja but a pirate is worse
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    3 weeks ago
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    91 from Gabrovo, Bulgaria
    The pirates is better than that ugly ninjas
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Gabrovo, Bulgaria
    The pirates is better than that ugly ninja
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from California, United States
    It depends on the type of ninja though are we talking like old times Japanese ninjas or like NARUTO anime ninjas because I would still choose both
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    1. butts 2.boots 3.money I go for butts so I could practice my slapping
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    There is 3 booty.
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    3 weeks ago
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    guest from South Australia, Australia
    NINJAAAAAAA HAAAAYAAA
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    4 weeks ago
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    Kiori MaleSilver Medal from Florida, United States
    Pirates have to deal with being stuck on the sea for months at a time, with a crew of smelly people. Also, I don't want to be hunted down every single hour, I'm lazy and like to sit around all day.
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Bristol, United Kingdom
    Ninja the streamer is a gay twat
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    a pirate is lame
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Ostan-e Tehran, Iran
    Love ♡JACK SPARROW♡
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Ostan-e Tehran, Iran
    Pirate!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R U kidding me?
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    lol
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Pirates are just bad people
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    i would be ninja because pirates get hanged if their captured, and i would get captured... ):
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Uusimaa, Finland
    DAVY JONES!!! WOOOOHOOO i only saw the jack and clicked it and then saw the ninja
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
    Imma kill you with mah katana-
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Uppsala, Sweden
    Bitches being a piret? No rules, u get guns, u have a good ass crew with THE captain jack sparrow?!
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    ew poor
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    1 month ago
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    guest from New Mexico, United States
    ima be a shinobi (like naruto)
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    A pirate because remember this song OHHHHHH WKO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEE a pirate sings that
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Maine, United States
    I don't want to get scurvy
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    "HOIST THE MAIN SAIL!! SAVVY!?"
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Sofia-Capital, Bulgaria
    its obvious
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    im already a pirate, just not in the way that you guys might think...
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Carp
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    1i love pirates of the Caribbean 2 i can not kick the deal of of anyone
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Maine, United States
    Ill at least be able to have good hygeine and date super hot assasins
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Lima, Peru
    yo voy ser el ninja mas ajil salbare a todos un gran poder conlleba un gran responsabilidad
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Yar har fiddle de de
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Hesse, Germany
    I'm too lazy to be a ninja.
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Scurvy
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    I love my teeth and want to be more agile
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    pirates get kille really fast but if ur a ninja u never get caught
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Norfolk, United Kingdom
    I’m not very good with the sea on boats on ruff
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    yo ho ho
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    so i can be god at fortnite
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    3 months ago
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    ocean Bronze Medal from Washington, United States
    Ninjas can do cool flips. Pirates look tacky.
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    i really just want the hat
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    3 months ago
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    fortnite ninja???
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    niether
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    yo-ho mateys
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Hawaii, United States
    Being a ninja means that i can be Naruto
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    4 months ago
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    jpga MaleSilver Medal from Bahia, Brazil
    I will be an naruto ninja lel
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Sofia-Capital, Bulgaria
    In my past life I las a pirate
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    Pirates had to eat biscuits covered in insects, get scurvy, seasickness (if you HAD seasickness), have horrible punishments (marooning, keelhauling, but NOT walking the plank, that wasn't real) and so on.
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    4 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    ambush
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    How about none
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Kingston, Jamaica
    PIRATE NINJA!!
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    4 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I wanna be a frikin ninja
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    5 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Ahoy matey Captain black beard here
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    ninjas aren't bad people
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    5 months ago
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    xXPREST0NSTYL3ZXx MaleSilver Medal from California, United States
    WHY NINJA
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    thy pic chose for me
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    pirates kill ninjas
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    4 months ago
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    darren MaleGold MedalBronze Trophy from Arizona, United States
    No they don't
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    6 months ago
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    Jaxson Bronze Medal from Washington, United States
    Spy kids.
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    I love me some Jack Sparrow
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    I want to be a blueberry pie rat
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    pirate ninja!
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    i'm gona be the next hocoga
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Me: well who am I? Friend: Um.. Me: I'm cap'n Jack sparrow
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    NARUTO
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    Booty booty booty give me your booty
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    7 months ago
    ico
    ivan3 from Burgas, Bulgaria
    I will be good at Fortnite xD
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Burgas, Bulgaria
    I will be good at Fortnite
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    I could get rich duh
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    wanna be kuffy
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Belgrade, Serbia
    If i could time travel back to 1700's...i would.. I love Piracy!
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    bada baba bababababadabada
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I am a shinobi now be scared rawr
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Sneaky cool gadgets and also good unlike a pirate they die alot
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Ninjas are awsome
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    7 months ago
    ico
    The_Little_Kiwi MaleBronze Medal from Texas, United States
    I love the pirate style of dressing.
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    you canbe a ninja pirate
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    ninjas are land pirates.
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    yeet
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    myself.
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Nin nin
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    A pirate-ninja
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirates are so ridiculously ugly and stupid
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    would if you were a ninja pirate
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Assassin for life b#$&hes
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    i dont want to rob people
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    8 months ago
    ico
    ItzJayJayTV Male from Ohio, United States
    Why can't I just be a ninja pirate?
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    That's gotta be the best pirate i've ever seen
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Vipava, Slovenia
    nice question
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Caption jack spearow
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    NINJA BOOTY YAH
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I meant to choose a pirate
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Uusimaa, Finland
    i ask my mom to vote on every single one
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Derbyshire, United Kingdom
    i dont want to be a somali pirate
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    9 months ago
    ico
    lil_terry MaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    im a bout to chop yo moma as
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Then you could go KA BOOM BAD BOI YOUR DEAD
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    your a pirate your going to die by hunger or disease
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Coventry, United Kingdom
    rather be a master ninja then a pirate what does not know what is a rock
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from St Peter Port, Guernsey
    A ninja at fortnite
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Shetland Islands, United Kingdom
    ah so what would it be laddies gold or silver
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Stockton-on-Tees, United Kingdom
    ninja's can doge bullets I always wanted to do that
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    NINJA BC IMA FAMOUS YOUTUBER WITH BLUE HAIR NOW
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Pirates ARRRGH awesome
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    some man chose ninja and said im not living the life of an outlaw sorry to say but ninjas are assasins
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Ninja is SO much cooler
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    swiggity swooty comin for the pirate booty
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Pirates are outlaws badingus
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Pirates are dead
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirate
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I can be a pirate too
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Montana, United States
    be like naruto
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    YARRR HARRR-HAR HER HER.
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    use ur sneaky ninja skills to stow away aboard a pirate ship
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Krasnodarskiy Kray, Russia
    i'll kill the pirates and take over to look for booty
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    10 months ago
    ico
    B-_-kala MaleSilver Medal from Newland, Finland
    ナルト right?
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    While I'm at it, can I please marry Elizabeth Swann?
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninja is good at fortnut
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Being a ninja is my dream
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I just saw jack so I pick it
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from West Java, Indonesia
    pirate is evil
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    I ain’t in that pirate of the Caribbean stuff
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Meant to choose Ninja dang it
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    11 months ago
    ico
    Mrboxh3ad MaleSilver MedalBronze Trophy from Pennsylvania, United States
    I can be a ninga riding a pirate boat... that works
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    11 months ago
    ico
    kf7453 FemaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    I totally just saw Johnny Depp and clicked!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    No pirates are evil
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Be a ninja-pirate
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Johnny Deep
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    You get the thrill of unlimited adventures and action! That doesn't technically mean you're an outlaw
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    ninja will be more fun to me
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    ninjaa
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Changing my name to Ivor NINJA IVOR
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    i'm sea sick >~
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Tokyo, Japan
    only if i can be jack
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Cairo Governorate, Egypt
    i wanna be ninja from fortnite
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    11 months ago
    ico
    IcyBear MaleBronze MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Nebraska, United States
    oops. Misclicked. Pirates
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I could kill the annoying pirates
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    they are both awesome, period. however, ninja's theoretically are more strict due to a different set of things but primarily self discipline. pirates on the other hand are as free as an eagle. granted they typically get hunted down by the governments, but i think i'd rather be free and explore the world whenever i felt like it vs being strict and limited to my home no matter how much i love it there. BUT if i could be a ninja pirate then i'm basically all set.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Ninjas can be outlaws. Pirates can be Ninjas. Pirate Ninjas.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    karate chop
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Pirate had crappy lives
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kaunas, Republic of Lithuania
    Shut up bootey is shut blogs and was during for some people is good
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    DUUUUUUUHHHHH
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Pirates lived very boring lives most of the time.
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    im somali so im already a pirate
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Paris, France
    DATTEBAYOO
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    BACKFLIP BOI
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I dunno
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    :)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    pirates are dumb and people hate pirates
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    I can actually find the One Piece so Hehehehe and I Getz ze booty
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Ninja is dangoureos
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    "that's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen"
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Luffy
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Ninjas are poor oppressed Japanese farmers
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Pirates got their heads decapitated. Ninjas hid in the shadows and nobody knew about the kills.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    A pirate doesn’t know how to kill someone with there bare hands and not a hook
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    I could get all the rum and whores I could dream of!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    ponpon
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Wiltshire, United Kingdom
    You are a pirate yarr harr didily de
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Why is the rum always gone?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    yay im a pirate now i got scurvy yayyyyyyyyyyy
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest Silver Medal from Florida, United States
    Pirates are evil
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    fortnite
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Al-Qassim, Saudi Arabia
    i prefer ninja cuz he gud at fortnite
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    You are never seen..
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
    sneaky as a ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I’m not going to be hung in front of some locals for piracy.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    The web is strong in this one
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I can always be selfie and never be caught
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Montana, United States
    i am a ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Yo ho look at the sea you are pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Strider hyue
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    you mean butt
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Australian Capital Territory, Australia
    Blackbeard
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Kitteeeeeeh Silver Medal from Surrey, United Kingdom
    I’m already a ninja
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    im already a pirate i pirate movies
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Shadow clone jutsu
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    1 year ago
    ico
    LizLove16 FemaleSilver Medal from Virginia, United States
    I HAVE A JAR OF DIRT!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Reading, United Kingdom
    again im an emo
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I would slice off the pirates heads then steal their booty