Would you rather be (By alexw MaleSite Owner 8 years ago)

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967,872 votes
4,972 comments

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Guys
8,306 votes
71.1%
28.9%
Girls
5,383 votes
60.4%
39.6%
Unknowns
954,183 votes
67.9%
32.1%

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United States
495,930 votes
70%
30%
United Kingdom
98,686 votes
68%
32%
Canada
49,642 votes
70%
30%
Australia
48,103 votes
69%
31%
Spain
24,723 votes
59%
41%
Germany
14,339 votes
65%
35%
Netherlands
13,674 votes
66%
34%
Unknown
13,194 votes
67%
33%
Mexico
10,409 votes
64%
36%
Argentina
10,185 votes
63%
37%
New Zealand
9,143 votes
71%
29%
Sweden
7,535 votes
67%
33%
Ireland
7,371 votes
69%
31%
France
6,773 votes
59%
41%
Italy
6,599 votes
52%
48%
Philippines
6,580 votes
77%
23%
Norway
6,301 votes
67%
33%
Denmark
5,615 votes
69%
31%
Indonesia
4,550 votes
65%
35%
Colombia
4,441 votes
65%
35%
United Arab Emirates
4,125 votes
67%
33%
Singapore
4,079 votes
74%
26%
Belgium
3,985 votes
61%
39%
Finland
3,980 votes
62%
38%
Portugal
3,869 votes
64%
36%
Romania
3,824 votes
60%
40%
Chile
3,807 votes
61%
39%
Brazil
3,683 votes
65%
35%
India
3,669 votes
64%
36%
Malaysia
3,618 votes
71%
29%
South Africa
3,592 votes
64%
36%
Bulgaria
3,376 votes
58%
42%
Greece
3,054 votes
55%
45%
Croatia
2,771 votes
57%
43%
Serbia
2,768 votes
62%
38%
Saudi Arabia
2,363 votes
66%
34%
Turkey
2,288 votes
56%
44%
Switzerland
2,118 votes
66%
34%
Poland
2,107 votes
59%
41%
Austria
2,080 votes
60%
40%
Israel
2,040 votes
63%
37%
Venezuela
1,973 votes
68%
32%
Czech Republic
1,935 votes
56%
44%
Peru
1,708 votes
66%
34%
Hong Kong
1,599 votes
71%
29%
Hungary
1,493 votes
55%
45%
Puerto Rico
1,372 votes
65%
35%
Slovenia
1,293 votes
52%
48%
Ecuador
1,272 votes
63%
37%
Uruguay
1,198 votes
65%
35%
Thailand
1,162 votes
68%
32%
Kuwait
1,148 votes
66%
34%
Estonia
1,135 votes
59%
41%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
1,110 votes
64%
36%
Pakistan
1,101 votes
63%
37%
Republic of Lithuania
1,091 votes
61%
39%
Japan
1,050 votes
68%
32%
Macedonia
1,035 votes
61%
39%
Egypt
1,013 votes
63%
37%
Costa Rica
978 votes
67%
33%
Vietnam
943 votes
73%
27%
Iceland
930 votes
59%
41%
Slovakia
921 votes
56%
44%
Dominican Republic
876 votes
71%
29%
Albania
873 votes
58%
42%
Latvia
868 votes
61%
39%
Russia
829 votes
58%
42%
Qatar
824 votes
68%
32%
Lebanon
694 votes
68%
32%
Panama
634 votes
63%
37%
Cyprus
546 votes
62%
38%
Taiwan
546 votes
66%
34%
Trinidad and Tobago
539 votes
73%
27%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
539 votes
67%
33%
Jamaica
509 votes
79%
21%
Malta
497 votes
61%
39%
Honduras
491 votes
75%
25%
Europe
485 votes
56%
44%
Iraq
483 votes
57%
43%
Morocco
456 votes
59%
41%
Republic of Korea
453 votes
67%
33%
Georgia
439 votes
59%
41%
Guatemala
434 votes
67%
33%
China
426 votes
71%
29%
Bahrain
407 votes
66%
34%
Ukraine
393 votes
58%
42%
El Salvador
335 votes
66%
34%
Paraguay
327 votes
63%
37%
Bahamas
323 votes
76%
24%
Kenya
320 votes
66%
34%
Unknown
315 votes
63%
37%
Bangladesh
310 votes
65%
35%
Guam
305 votes
74%
26%
Bolivia
293 votes
60%
40%
Algeria
291 votes
47%
53%
Nepal
290 votes
71%
29%
Montenegro
277 votes
62%
38%
South Korea
260 votes
70%
30%
Lithuania
252 votes
60%
40%
Luxembourg
250 votes
64%
36%
Tunisia
245 votes
56%
44%
Oman
242 votes
68%
32%
Brunei
240 votes
75%
25%
Russian Federation
236 votes
50%
50%
Iran
227 votes
62%
38%
Mauritius
225 votes
60%
40%
Cambodia
194 votes
82%
18%
Barbados
185 votes
75%
25%
Maldives
175 votes
50%
50%
Sri Lanka
175 votes
55%
45%
Jordan
174 votes
66%
34%
Czechia
160 votes
62%
38%
Suriname
159 votes
72%
28%
Nicaragua
159 votes
70%
30%
Isle of Man
150 votes
75%
25%
Jersey
149 votes
64%
36%
Nigeria
136 votes
75%
25%
Aruba
130 votes
75%
25%
Belize
126 votes
70%
30%
Faroe Islands
123 votes
63%
37%
Mongolia
121 votes
70%
30%
Namibia
120 votes
74%
26%
Curaçao
115 votes
72%
28%
Azerbaijan
114 votes
62%
38%
Anonymous Proxy
107 votes
73%
27%
Bermuda
105 votes
75%
25%
Cayman Islands
98 votes
62%
38%
Armenia
83 votes
48%
52%
Kazakhstan
83 votes
77%
23%
Ghana
82 votes
77%
23%
Syria
82 votes
65%
35%
Republic of Moldova
78 votes
65%
35%
Guyana
73 votes
78%
22%
Guernsey
73 votes
67%
33%
Belarus
71 votes
62%
38%
Palestine
71 votes
72%
28%
Myanmar [Burma]
65 votes
66%
34%
Gibraltar
63 votes
63%
37%
Sudan
59 votes
71%
29%
Seychelles
58 votes
57%
43%
Brunei Darussalam
56 votes
71%
29%
Antigua and Barbuda
55 votes
69%
31%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
54 votes
54%
46%
Netherlands Antilles
53 votes
70%
30%
Tanzania
53 votes
64%
36%
Botswana
52 votes
69%
31%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
52 votes
75%
25%
Zimbabwe
52 votes
67%
33%
Fiji
50 votes
74%
26%
Macao
45 votes
78%
22%
Andorra
44 votes
64%
36%
Zambia
41 votes
73%
27%
Mozambique
39 votes
64%
36%
Reunion
36 votes
44%
56%
Saint Lucia
35 votes
71%
29%
New Caledonia
34 votes
59%
41%
Senegal
34 votes
62%
38%
Northern Mariana Islands
33 votes
76%
24%
Sint Maarten
31 votes
65%
35%
U.S. Virgin Islands
30 votes
67%
33%
Grenada
29 votes
79%
21%
Uganda
28 votes
61%
39%
Dominica
26 votes
69%
31%
Ethiopia
25 votes
72%
28%
Haiti
24 votes
75%
25%
Greenland
24 votes
75%
25%
Palestinian Territory
21 votes
62%
38%
Turks and Caicos Islands
21 votes
52%
48%
Laos
21 votes
81%
19%
Libya
21 votes
67%
33%
Mariana Islands
20 votes
90%
10
Afghanistan
20 votes
55%
45%
Angola
20 votes
75%
25%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
19 votes
84%
16%
Madagascar
18 votes
61%
39%
Anguilla
15 votes
60%
40%
Syrian Arab Republic
15 votes
47%
53%
Swaziland
15 votes
87%
13
Monaco
15 votes
47%
53%
Åland
15 votes
60%
40%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
14 votes
71%
29%
British Virgin Islands
14 votes
79%
21%
Guadeloupe
13 votes
77%
23%
Asia/Pacific Region
13 votes
69%
31%
Uzbekistan
13 votes
77%
23%
Somalia
12 votes
58%
42%
Kyrgyzstan
12 votes
50%
50%
Bonaire
12 votes
58%
42%
Satellite Provider
11 votes
55%
45%
Tanzania, United Republic of
11 votes
64%
36%
Aland Islands
11 votes
64%
36%
Moldova, Republic of
10 votes
80%
20%
Liechtenstein
10 votes
60%
40%
Saint Martin
10 votes
50%
50%
American Samoa
10 votes
70%
30%
Vanuatu
9 votes
56%
44%
Malawi
9 votes
78%
22%
Samoa
9 votes
78%
22%
Cameroon
9 votes
44%
56%
Rwanda
9 votes
89%
11
Cuba
9 votes
67%
33%
Myanmar
8 votes
38%
62%
Yemen
8 votes
88%
12
Macau
8 votes
75%
25%
Liberia
7 votes
57%
43%
Martinique
6 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
6 votes
50%
50%
French Polynesia
6 votes
67%
33%
Papua New Guinea
6 votes
50%
50%
Federated States of Micronesia
6 votes
83%
17%
Gambia
6 votes
100%
Kosovo
6 votes
100%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
5 votes
80%
20%
East Timor
5 votes
100%
Cape Verde
4 votes
50%
50%
Montserrat
4 votes
100%
Mauritania
4 votes
75%
25%
Congo
4 votes
50%
50%
Gabon
3 votes
67%
33%
Tonga
3 votes
67%
33%
Ivory Coast
3 votes
67%
33%
Tajikistan
2 votes
50%
50%
Mali
2 votes
50%
50%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Cook Islands
2 votes
50%
50%
San Marino
2 votes
100%
Marshall Islands
2 votes
100%
São Tomé and Príncipe
2 votes
100%
Republic of the Congo
2 votes
50%
50%
Benin
2 votes
100%
Sierra Leone
2 votes
50%
50%
Palau
2 votes
50%
50%
Burundi
2 votes
100%
St Kitts and Nevis
2 votes
50%
50%
Guinea
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Togo
1 vote
100%
Saint Pierre and Miquelon
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Niger
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Djibouti
1 vote
100%
Bhutan
1 vote
100%
Solomon Islands
1 vote
100%
Lesotho
1 vote
100%
Bonaire, Sint Eustatius, and Saba
1 vote
100%
Democratic Republic of Timor-Leste
1 vote
100%
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    7 years ago
    ico +2819
    guest from Texas, United States
    A pirate because they get BOOTY!!!
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    5 years ago
    ico +1125
    guest from Malta
    I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?!
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    fortnite ninja???
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    niether
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    yo-ho mateys
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    2 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    Being a ninja means that i can be Naruto
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    jpga Male from Bahia, Brazil
    I will be an naruto ninja lel
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Sofia-Capital, Bulgaria
    In my past life I las a pirate
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    4 weeks ago
    ico
    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    Pirates had to eat biscuits covered in insects, get scurvy, seasickness (if you HAD seasickness), have horrible punishments (marooning, keelhauling, but NOT walking the plank, that wasn't real) and so on.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    ambush
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    How about none
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Kingston, Jamaica
    PIRATE NINJA!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I wanna be a frikin ninja
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ahoy matey Captain black beard here
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    ninjas aren't bad people
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    1 month ago
    ico
    xXPREST0NSTYL3ZXx Male from California, United States
    WHY NINJA
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    thy pic chose for me
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    pirates kill ninjas
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    3 weeks ago
    ico
    darren Male from Arizona, United States
    No they don't
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    2 months ago
    ico
    Jaxson from Washington, United States
    Spy kids.
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    I love me some Jack Sparrow
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    I want to be a blueberry pie rat
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    pirate ninja!
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    i'm gona be the next hocoga
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Me: well who am I? Friend: Um.. Me: I'm cap'n Jack sparrow
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    NARUTO
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    Booty booty booty give me your booty
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    3 months ago
    ico
    ivan3 from Burgas, Bulgaria
    I will be good at Fortnite xD
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Burgas, Bulgaria
    I will be good at Fortnite
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    I could get rich duh
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    wanna be kuffy
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Belgrade, Serbia
    If i could time travel back to 1700's...i would.. I love Piracy!
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    bada baba bababababadabada
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I am a shinobi now be scared rawr
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Sneaky cool gadgets and also good unlike a pirate they die alot
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Ninjas are awsome
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    4 months ago
    ico
    The_Little_Kiwi Male from Texas, United States
    I love the pirate style of dressing.
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    you canbe a ninja pirate
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    ninjas are land pirates.
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    yeet
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    myself.
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Nin nin
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    A pirate-ninja
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    Pirates are so ridiculously ugly and stupid
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    would if you were a ninja pirate
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Assassin for life b#$&hes
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    i dont want to rob people
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    4 months ago
    ico
    ItzJayJayTV Male from Ohio, United States
    Why can't I just be a ninja pirate?
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    That's gotta be the best pirate i've ever seen
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Vipava, Slovenia
    nice question
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Caption jack spearow
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    NINJA BOOTY YAH
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I meant to choose a pirate
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Uusimaa, Finland
    i ask my mom to vote on every single one
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Derbyshire, United Kingdom
    i dont want to be a somali pirate
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    5 months ago
    ico
    lil_terry Male from California, United States
    im a bout to chop yo moma as
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Then you could go KA BOOM BAD BOI YOUR DEAD
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    your a pirate your going to die by hunger or disease
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Coventry, United Kingdom
    rather be a master ninja then a pirate what does not know what is a rock
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from St Peter Port, Guernsey
    A ninja at fortnite
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Shetland Islands, United Kingdom
    ah so what would it be laddies gold or silver
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Stockton-on-Tees, United Kingdom
    ninja's can doge bullets I always wanted to do that
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    NINJA BC IMA FAMOUS YOUTUBER WITH BLUE HAIR NOW
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Pirates ARRRGH awesome
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    some man chose ninja and said im not living the life of an outlaw sorry to say but ninjas are assasins
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Ninja is SO much cooler
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    swiggity swooty comin for the pirate booty
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Pirates are outlaws badingus
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Pirates are dead
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirate
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I can be a pirate too
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Montana, United States
    be like naruto
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    YARRR HARRR-HAR HER HER.
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    use ur sneaky ninja skills to stow away aboard a pirate ship
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Krasnodarskiy Kray, Russia
    i'll kill the pirates and take over to look for booty
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    7 months ago
    ico
    B-_-kala MaleSilver Medal from Newland, Finland
    ナルト right?
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    While I'm at it, can I please marry Elizabeth Swann?
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Ninja is good at fortnut
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Being a ninja is my dream
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I just saw jack so I pick it
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from West Java, Indonesia
    pirate is evil
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    I ain’t in that pirate of the Caribbean stuff
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    Meant to choose Ninja dang it
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    7 months ago
    ico
    Mrboxh3ad MaleSilver Medal from Pennsylvania, United States
    I can be a ninga riding a pirate boat... that works
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    7 months ago
    ico
    kf7453 FemaleSilver MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    I totally just saw Johnny Depp and clicked!
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    No pirates are evil
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Be a ninja-pirate
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Johnny Deep
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    You get the thrill of unlimited adventures and action! That doesn't technically mean you're an outlaw
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    ninja will be more fun to me
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    ninjaa
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Changing my name to Ivor NINJA IVOR
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    i'm sea sick >~
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Tokyo, Japan
    only if i can be jack
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Cairo Governorate, Egypt
    i wanna be ninja from fortnite
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    7 months ago
    ico
    IcyBear MaleBronze MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star from Nebraska, United States
    oops. Misclicked. Pirates
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I could kill the annoying pirates
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    they are both awesome, period. however, ninja's theoretically are more strict due to a different set of things but primarily self discipline. pirates on the other hand are as free as an eagle. granted they typically get hunted down by the governments, but i think i'd rather be free and explore the world whenever i felt like it vs being strict and limited to my home no matter how much i love it there. BUT if i could be a ninja pirate then i'm basically all set.
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Ninjas can be outlaws. Pirates can be Ninjas. Pirate Ninjas.
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    8 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    karate chop
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    Pirate had crappy lives
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kaunas, Republic of Lithuania
    Shut up bootey is shut blogs and was during for some people is good
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    8 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    DUUUUUUUHHHHH
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Pirates lived very boring lives most of the time.
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    im somali so im already a pirate
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Paris, France
    DATTEBAYOO
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Manchester, United Kingdom
    BACKFLIP BOI
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I dunno
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    :)
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    pirates are dumb and people hate pirates
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    I can actually find the One Piece so Hehehehe and I Getz ze booty
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Ninja is dangoureos
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    "that's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen"
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Luffy
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Ninjas are poor oppressed Japanese farmers
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    Pirates got their heads decapitated. Ninjas hid in the shadows and nobody knew about the kills.
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    A pirate doesn’t know how to kill someone with there bare hands and not a hook
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    I could get all the rum and whores I could dream of!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    ponpon
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wiltshire, United Kingdom
    You are a pirate yarr harr didily de
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Why is the rum always gone?
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    yay im a pirate now i got scurvy yayyyyyyyyyyy
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest Silver Medal from Florida, United States
    Pirates are evil
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    fortnite
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Al-Qassim, Saudi Arabia
    i prefer ninja cuz he gud at fortnite
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    You are never seen..
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
    sneaky as a ninja
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I’m not going to be hung in front of some locals for piracy.
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    The web is strong in this one
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I can always be selfie and never be caught
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Montana, United States
    i am a ninja
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Yo ho look at the sea you are pirate
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Strider hyue
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    you mean butt
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Australian Capital Territory, Australia
    Blackbeard
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    10 months ago
    ico
    Kitteeeeeeh Silver Medal from Surrey, United Kingdom
    I’m already a ninja
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    im already a pirate i pirate movies
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Shadow clone jutsu
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    10 months ago
    ico
    LizLove16 FemaleSilver Medal from Virginia, United States
    I HAVE A JAR OF DIRT!!!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Reading, United Kingdom
    again im an emo
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I would slice off the pirates heads then steal their booty
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    im jack sparrow want a parrot?
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    This was a splatfest
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Northland, New Zealand
    (. )( .)
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    hmm, a scurvy, sea smelling, money smuggling, gun waving, bad-breath-having, little sex wanting, scratchy bearded guy? yeah, i'd rather be a badass assassin
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Ninja pirate
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Um pirates and ninjas are the same
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    INTERNET PIRATES
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Tamil Nadu, India
    look of a pirate is like a ghost
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Yorkshire, United Kingdom
    DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Oh no the long dispute has returned!
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    NARUTO
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Algiers, Algeria
    Judging by the picture i would become jack sparrow and the ninja is a nobody so nobrainer for me
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Dorset, United Kingdom
    Yar, Har, Fiddle Dee Dee, Being A Pirate Is Alright To Me, Do What You Want 'Cause A Pirate Is Free, You Are A Pirate...
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    both
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Buenos Aires, Argentina
    pirata porque viaja por todas partes
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Istanbul, Turkey
    Ninja diyen maldir
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    There so Secret
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nevada, United States
    people now think I know magic
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Ummmmmm...... no thank you I have a fear of the ocean
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Västra Götaland, Sweden
    I’ll probably puke on the ship
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Pirate more money with the law on you ninjas less money no law on you hmmmm...
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    that's the best pirate I've ever seen!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    Yar, har, fiddle dee dee.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I am a black best in krate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Ninja, pirates aren't actually half ninjas half thieves on water.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Sneaking into them girls dms like
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Okres Plzen-Mesto, Czechia
    I'm the man who will become the Pirate King!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    I want to have powers like sasuke and naruto.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Captain Jack sparrows daughter
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I’d have some nice parkour skills
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I luv ninjas just how they run but silent
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Bristol, United Kingdom
    id rather be stealthy then be drunk lke jack sparrow
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    YO eliyahm KNOWS WHAT I MEAN NINJAS CAN RUN REALLY FAST AND IS SKILLED
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    My ancestor was a pirate so I’m kind of already one sort but he turned into a pirate hunter so idk but I like ninjas they are cool and fit
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    ye booty be treasure ya know
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Utah, United States
    swiggity swooty im coming for that booty
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    JustGamers MaleSilver Medal from British Columbia, Canada
    Ninja have martial arts
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I have pirate blood in me alot of pirate blood in me
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Pirates had horrible lives. Research it
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Maryland, United States
    again KATANA
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Edward kenway for days
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    shink
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    1 year ago
    ico +1
    guest from Surrey, United Kingdom
    A ninja because HEY, I COULD BE LIVING IN THE NARUTO WORLD!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Rum is key.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Alabama, United States
    Argg!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Friesland, Netherlands
    A pirates life for meeee
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    do what you want cause a pirate lives free you are a pirate
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    dat pie rat is illegal in london
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    1 year ago
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    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    I wanna be rich. Ppl put respect on do pirarats
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Leeds, United Kingdom
    if i was a ninja i could kick butt and steal pirate booty