Would you rather (By dsquared Gold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamondGold Crown 7 years ago)

Votes by gender

Guys
2,806 votes
56.9%
43.1%
Girls
1,911 votes
56.6%
43.4%
Unknowns
246,674 votes
55.87%
44.13%

Votes by country map view

United States
137,828 votes
57%
43%
United Kingdom
24,105 votes
52%
48%
Australia
14,202 votes
55%
45%
Canada
13,872 votes
59%
41%
Unknown
4,333 votes
57%
43%
Spain
3,897 votes
43%
57%
Germany
3,744 votes
52%
48%
Netherlands
3,182 votes
49%
51%
New Zealand
2,377 votes
60%
40%
Sweden
2,091 votes
56%
44%
Mexico
1,878 votes
60%
40%
Ireland
1,837 votes
54%
46%
Norway
1,555 votes
54%
46%
Philippines
1,449 votes
66%
34%
Denmark
1,421 votes
55%
45%
France
1,367 votes
47%
53%
Singapore
1,300 votes
69%
31%
Argentina
1,268 votes
52%
48%
Italy
1,206 votes
51%
49%
Finland
1,154 votes
53%
47%
United Arab Emirates
1,101 votes
55%
45%
Indonesia
1,060 votes
65%
35%
South Africa
987 votes
53%
47%
Romania
953 votes
55%
45%
Malaysia
910 votes
68%
32%
Portugal
891 votes
44%
56%
Belgium
848 votes
44%
56%
India
778 votes
62%
38%
Brazil
776 votes
57%
43%
Greece
681 votes
47%
53%
Saudi Arabia
665 votes
57%
43%
Croatia
646 votes
50%
50%
Colombia
619 votes
59%
41%
Switzerland
599 votes
50%
50%
Serbia
586 votes
52%
48%
Bulgaria
524 votes
58%
42%
Austria
522 votes
55%
45%
Hong Kong
519 votes
65%
35%
Chile
511 votes
61%
39%
Israel
477 votes
59%
41%
Turkey
459 votes
52%
48%
Poland
425 votes
58%
42%
Czech Republic
384 votes
53%
47%
Hungary
351 votes
56%
44%
Thailand
341 votes
67%
33%
Slovenia
340 votes
49%
51%
Puerto Rico
329 votes
55%
45%
Kuwait
271 votes
54%
46%
Estonia
271 votes
61%
39%
Japan
266 votes
60%
40%
Venezuela
266 votes
71%
29%
Egypt
260 votes
48%
52%
Europe
256 votes
46%
54%
Iceland
255 votes
45%
55%
Pakistan
224 votes
61%
39%
Peru
218 votes
56%
44%
Republic of Lithuania
218 votes
53%
47%
Latvia
217 votes
59%
41%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
212 votes
59%
41%
Vietnam
200 votes
75%
25%
Slovakia
198 votes
58%
42%
Macedonia
196 votes
53%
47%
Albania
194 votes
47%
53%
Qatar
194 votes
54%
46%
Costa Rica
189 votes
60%
40%
Lebanon
176 votes
60%
40%
Russia
168 votes
65%
35%
Ecuador
167 votes
57%
43%
Uruguay
165 votes
57%
43%
China
164 votes
69%
31%
Dominican Republic
163 votes
62%
38%
Iran
129 votes
49%
51%
Trinidad and Tobago
128 votes
54%
46%
Cyprus
125 votes
45%
55%
Malta
120 votes
61%
39%
Jamaica
119 votes
55%
45%
Panama
118 votes
56%
44%
Ukraine
107 votes
64%
36%
Taiwan
104 votes
70%
30%
Republic of Korea
102 votes
62%
38%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
98 votes
61%
39%
Bahrain
95 votes
46%
54%
Unknown
94 votes
55%
45%
Honduras
92 votes
58%
42%
Guatemala
89 votes
56%
44%
Morocco
88 votes
61%
39%
Lithuania
83 votes
59%
41%
Iraq
81 votes
59%
41%
Guam
80 votes
69%
31%
South Korea
78 votes
59%
41%
Bahamas
77 votes
68%
32%
Russian Federation
76 votes
61%
39%
Kenya
76 votes
51%
49%
Mauritius
70 votes
49%
51%
Jordan
69 votes
65%
35%
Bangladesh
68 votes
56%
44%
Luxembourg
67 votes
40%
60%
Paraguay
62 votes
60%
40%
Georgia
60 votes
55%
45%
Nepal
57 votes
65%
35%
Brunei
57 votes
70%
30%
El Salvador
55 votes
71%
29%
Tunisia
55 votes
56%
44%
Oman
55 votes
69%
31%
Bolivia
53 votes
60%
40%
Algeria
50 votes
64%
36%
Montenegro
50 votes
50%
50%
Maldives
50 votes
60%
40%
Anonymous Proxy
47 votes
57%
43%
Barbados
46 votes
65%
35%
Cambodia
44 votes
73%
27%
Jersey
42 votes
48%
52%
Sri Lanka
39 votes
62%
38%
Nigeria
37 votes
62%
38%
Isle of Man
35 votes
34%
66%
Seychelles
35 votes
49%
51%
Belize
33 votes
39%
61%
Faroe Islands
32 votes
41%
59%
Aruba
32 votes
56%
44%
Cayman Islands
30 votes
57%
43%
Nicaragua
29 votes
59%
41%
Kazakhstan
26 votes
65%
35%
Brunei Darussalam
25 votes
76%
24%
Bermuda
25 votes
60%
40%
Suriname
25 votes
60%
40%
Namibia
21 votes
57%
43%
Armenia
21 votes
33%
67%
Guernsey
20 votes
70%
30%
Ghana
20 votes
55%
45%
Azerbaijan
20 votes
60%
40%
Syria
20 votes
40%
60%
Sudan
19 votes
47%
53%
Republic of Moldova
19 votes
68%
32%
Mongolia
18 votes
56%
44%
Guyana
17 votes
59%
41%
Netherlands Antilles
17 votes
59%
41%
Curaçao
17 votes
41%
59%
Zimbabwe
16 votes
81%
19%
Czechia
16 votes
63%
37%
Gibraltar
14 votes
57%
43%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
14 votes
64%
36%
Myanmar [Burma]
14 votes
93%
7
Belarus
13 votes
85%
15
Ethiopia
13 votes
85%
15
Palestine
13 votes
85%
15
Fiji
12 votes
67%
33%
Laos
12 votes
58%
42%
Antigua and Barbuda
11 votes
27%
73%
Zambia
11 votes
36%
64%
Mozambique
11 votes
55%
45%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
10 votes
70%
30%
Reunion
10 votes
20%
80%
Tanzania
10 votes
40%
60%
Greenland
10 votes
60%
40%
Syrian Arab Republic
9 votes
22%
78%
Palestinian Territory
9 votes
56%
44%
Saint Lucia
9 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
9 votes
44%
56%
Senegal
9 votes
67%
33%
Madagascar
9 votes
56%
44%
Sint Maarten
9 votes
44%
56%
Northern Mariana Islands
9 votes
44%
56%
Haiti
8 votes
25%
75%
Andorra
8 votes
50%
50%
U.S. Virgin Islands
8 votes
50%
50%
Macao
8 votes
88%
12
Mariana Islands
7 votes
57%
43%
Botswana
7 votes
29%
71%
Uganda
7 votes
71%
29%
Asia/Pacific Region
6 votes
67%
33%
Yemen
6 votes
50%
50%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
6 votes
33%
67%
Swaziland
6 votes
83%
17%
New Caledonia
6 votes
33%
67%
Afghanistan
5 votes
20%
80%
Aland Islands
5 votes
40%
60%
Monaco
5 votes
80%
20%
Angola
5 votes
60%
40%
Turks and Caicos Islands
5 votes
60%
40%
Somalia
5 votes
80%
20%
Uzbekistan
5 votes
80%
20%
Åland
5 votes
80%
20%
American Samoa
5 votes
80%
20%
Guadeloupe
4 votes
75%
25%
Grenada
4 votes
50%
50%
Moldova, Republic of
4 votes
100%
Cameroon
4 votes
25%
75%
Libya
4 votes
100%
Dominica
3 votes
67%
33%
Tanzania, United Republic of
3 votes
33%
67%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
3 votes
67%
33%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
3 votes
100%
Macau
3 votes
100%
Myanmar
3 votes
33%
67%
Malawi
3 votes
67%
33%
British Virgin Islands
3 votes
100%
Vanuatu
2 votes
100%
Satellite Provider
2 votes
100%
Mauritania
2 votes
50%
50%
Saint Martin
2 votes
50%
50%
Papua New Guinea
2 votes
100%
Rwanda
2 votes
50%
50%
Federated States of Micronesia
2 votes
50%
50%
Bonaire
2 votes
50%
50%
East Timor
2 votes
100%
Cape Verde
2 votes
50%
50%
San Marino
2 votes
100%
Cuba
2 votes
100%
Kosovo
2 votes
50%
50%
Montserrat
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Liberia
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Marshall Islands
1 vote
100%
Liechtenstein
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Congo
1 vote
100%
Sierra Leone
1 vote
100%
Lesotho
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Kyrgyzstan
1 vote
100%
Palau
1 vote
100%
Gambia
1 vote
100%
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    6 years ago
    ico +781
    guest from Nottingham, United Kingdom
    I don't care I want my food!!!
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    7 years ago
    ico +651
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Is the masseuse of the opposite gender of me?
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    4 days ago
    ico
    guest from Mississippi, United States
    If my personal chef is Gordon Ramsay then hell yeah
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Hedmark, Norway
    Burger King is ok
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    who needs a massage? i'm a fine monkey. i jump around running, too, so, like, who needs a massage..??!! i'm married to food, how dare u! i'm married to food, and i love it, so WHO NEEDS A FREAKING MASSAGE WHEN YOU'RE A JUMPING, RUNNING AROUND, MONKEY?! XD seriously tho. no one touches my husband, named "food" :C XD
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    FOOD IS LIFE
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    and btw, i eat sooooooooooooooooooooo much in 24 hours, it's crazy. and even more crazy cuz i never get fat from all the food. my parents eat such little, and they won't stay skinny. not saying they're fat
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Food is life
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Yay crepes and pizza!
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Central and Western District, Hong Kong
    well, the masseuse is a girl...;)
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    he could poison me
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    food comes first!
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    What if it’s a massage by someone hot
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Maine, United States
    I'd become friends with the chef and help them out ^^
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    I have both already
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I'm vegan sooo
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    massage my nether regions
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Otago, New Zealand
    Have my younger sibling as my personal masseuse just give her a few candy and there u got confert foever
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    as long as i get my food i wont bounce off walls
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Darlington, United Kingdom
    FOOOOOOOOOOD
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    YASS GIRL FOOOOD IS LIIIIIIIFE!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    boi
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    As long as I get a happy ending
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
    NUM NUM NUM
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    1 year ago
    ico
    LilianaGentry FemaleBronze Medal from Washington, United States
    my dad is a chef already
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    lucky :C oh well, i hope u have a happy time as ur dad a chef :D
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    I want the food
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    same..food is life :3
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    i love fruit
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    i would love a women to touch me
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    R U A BOY?! WELL IF U R, THEN NONE OF US GIRLS R EVER TOUCHING YOU! SO KEEP OUT OF US GIRLS! :C
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Masseuse because they are all most girls so you can trick them and start a sex session with the hot masseuse.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    DayMan MaleSilver Medal from Saskatchewan, Canada
    Give me a sexy Korean babe.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    only if it’s a hot girl
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    ewwwww r u a boooy
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Yummmm
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Provincie Gelderland, Netherlands
    what gender is my masseuse HAPPY ENDING?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    fooooooood!!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Slough, United Kingdom
    Food
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Västra Götaland, Sweden
    I’m not that into massages.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I don't like massages
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Provincie Utrecht, Netherlands
    Gordon!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Sogn og Fjordane Fylke, Norway
    I allready have my dad to masseuse me
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Estado de Baja California, Mexico
    FREE FOOD
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    YUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Västmanland, Sweden
    WTF WHERES THE FOOD?!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    SAME I NEED IT
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    OOOaaahhh
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Sermersooq, Greenland
    FOOD!!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    My personal gourmet chef is my mom.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    My back is always stiff give me a massage
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    yum yum!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Masseuses eww
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    I'm already a damn food cook, happy ending please
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    1 year ago
    ico
    namimurakami Bronze Medal from Balearic Islands, Spain
    food
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Provincie Flevoland, Netherlands
    i can cook myself screw a personal cook!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    ha I'm a chef
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Montana, United States
    I just have never wanted to get a massage because I don't like the idea of an absolute stranger's fingers running through my body.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Bristol, United Kingdom
    Fooooooooooooooooooood!!!!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    omg how do u do that?! i saw gamer girl's channel, she was playing shark bite, and someone did that face! were u the one?
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Some people don't kno how to cook
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    I love to cook, a personal chef would be a nightmare
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    I like to cook, and the tension is real.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    TOUCH MY BALLS RUB IT REALL GOOD"
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    WTF WHAT BALLS R U TALKING ABOUT?! IF IT'S THOSE KIND OF BALLS I'M GONNA SMACK U IN THE FACE FOR BEING SO INAPPROPRIATE EVEN THO I CAN'T SEE U! [ sorry, just wtf? so inappropriate, but u do u...
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Foooooooooooooooooood
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    MOAAARRR FOOOOOOOODD!!!1!!!!one!!!11!!!1!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Riga, Latvia
    I would just buy me a massage chair caus i dont wanna be toiched by some weirdo
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    ikr
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Serbia
    I WILL EAT PIZZA EVERY DAY.HURAAAAY!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Trust213 MaleSilver Medal from Ontario, Canada
    i love cooking so i dont need someone stealing the fun
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    good one....
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    GIVE ME FOOD!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Already have a restruant owning father so...
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    ame foood awesome go in mouth
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Jász-Nagykun-Szolnok, Hungary
    I MiSS CLICKED
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Selangor, Malaysia
    Your mum's cooking is much better than a 5 star restaurant.I'm still a kid.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Mmmmmm yummy food
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    Will she give me the massage I want
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Saskatchewan, Canada
    He would be my friend
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    All the white girls picked the massages
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    hey , don't be rude! i'm a white girl!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    I'm a good cook, but I can't give myself a massage.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Snore
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    XD
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Var, France
    My dad is already a great chef and my mum is already great at massaging but I like massages better
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    Nom nom nom nom nom nom NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Calabarzon, Philippines
    a food is liffeee
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    If my personal masseuse is the opposite gender single & sexy then yes
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    the masseuse could be relaxing
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    make me some kfc
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    If it's the opposite gender then we gonna have some fun ;)
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    O_O
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    FOOOOODDDDDD
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from City and County of Swansea, United Kingdom
    AAAHHHHHH
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Depend on what she massages
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Gordon Ramsay!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    bacon
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    They would molest you
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    food=life bro
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    2 years ago
    ico
    AxNinjaS MaleBronze Medal from Arad, Romania
    Hmmm.... Happy ending !
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    FOOD IS LIFE!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Can it be a girl? -wink wink-
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    Massage cuz things could go wild
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    He looks like a perv
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    FOOD
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    That man is creepy
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    2 years ago
    ico
    my Boyfriend is a personal chef heyy
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    QUE THE SEXY MUSIC
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Gimme the food!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Because I like cooking it is relaxing for me
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    MY MOMS FOOD IS BETTER THAN THE STUPID CHEF!!!!!!!
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    well, same but...still...food is life.. :C
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    2 years ago
    ico
    ariannacoleman Silver Medal from Missouri, United States
    I am a food crazy girl plus I hate masseuses
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    SAME
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    FOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I luv food way more
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Actually, I want to be the masseuse and my person be a girl so I can touch her privates with her thinking it's part of the massage
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    SUSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Eclipse17 FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from Washington, United States
    FOOOOOODDD
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    Food is better
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Staffordshire, United Kingdom
    Yom nice food.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Hamburgers all day
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I want to feel great when I wake up for school
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Hong Kong
    FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Would if ur rich with a hot masseuse girl
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    2 years ago
    ico
    georginam FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from England, United Kingdom
    fooooooooooood!!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Mwahahahahahaha Bronze Medal from California, United States
    The girl is smiling weird
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    I am stiff........................................and my mom cooks amazing meals already......sooooooo I'm good with masseuses
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from York, United Kingdom
    Cccannnt texxxxt proooopraaaly ennnjoyyin back mmaaaaaasaaageeee :-D
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    2 years ago
    ico
    jeremyh5 MaleBronze Medal from Ontario, Canada
    The time I'd save on cooking food I'd just go get a massage :D
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    2 years ago
    ico
    CtheredIV MaleSilver Medal from Rhode Island, United States
    gonna git laid doodaly doo
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    I can cook pretty good myself.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    CupcakeKitty3333 FemaleSilver Medal from California, United States
    it wouldn't be so awkard, and i like cooking
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    2 years ago
    ico
    zainaa FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from Ar Riyāḑ, Saudi Arabia
    FOOD = LIFE
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    i want people touching me in places
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    fit lass
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Porkling101 MaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    FOOD. Enough said
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    what if the chef tries to kill you 0_0
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Provincia de Lima, Peru
    Food
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Attica, Greece
    i can learn to cook but i cannot massage nysewkf
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    it could be a boy and S...E....X
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Mexico, United States
    Doesn't matter had sex
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    I'm me own chef I got it but me mum used to be a massage person
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    2 years ago
    ico
    briank3 MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Maryland, United States
    i like food
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    THEN I WILL ASK THEM TO GIVE ME A BLOWJOB (dick suck)
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    :3
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    i know like s*it i want food too
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Devon, United Kingdom
    Message my d¡ck please
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I can have sex with them
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany
    All I need is Pizza
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    2 years ago
    ico
    skyrimplayerlover Silver Medal from Minnesota, United States
    i got some back problems so heck ya
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Happy endings
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Provincia de Panama, Panama
    i all ready have my personal chef
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    I love food Idc if someone called me fat ME LUV FOOD
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I already have the masseuse
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Skyler13 FemaleBronze Medal from Utah, United States
    My personal massager could be my personal cook
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    i wanna have sex with her
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Yum yum
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    no way, don't touch me
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    ???????
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    I neeeeeeeed this
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    FOOD...
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    You have permission to touch me Levi
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    i would love that chef
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Provincia de Lima, Peru
    I HATE MASSEUSES! for me they hurt
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    feed me
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    2 years ago
    ico
    adaml4 MaleBronze Medal from Arizona, United States
    I WANT SOMETHIN TAAAASTYYYY
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I like to cook
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Rhode Island, United States
    I don't want to be f***ed by my masseuse so...
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    I really need it
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    FOOOOOOOOODD
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I don't want to be naked
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    It's more relaxing
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Picked wrong one
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Brighton and Hove, United Kingdom
    it will be a fit woman rubbing all over me
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Foooodd!!!!
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    i have a dad for food
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
    food is where the real biz is
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    3 years ago
    ico
    mashuraa FemaleBronze Medal from New York, United States
    This speaks for itself.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    i would sleep with her
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    Fuccccking a hot sexy masseuse
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    i need that. my back hurt m
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    YUMMY!!!
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    what if they massage your penis then it gets interesting.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Ummm……does hemake anaything m??????
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    3 years ago
    ico
    audreyb FemaleGold Medal from Kansas, United States
    Fooooooooooooooooood.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    I hate massages
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    my mom is a professional athlet masseuse
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    FOOD!
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    I'm ticklish and fat, so you know the deal
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    I am a gourmet chef
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    as long is a female im happy
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    FREE FOOD!!!!!!
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    3 years ago
    ico
    hunterg2 MaleBronze Medal from Brandenburg, Germany
    SOMA
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Fewd
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    NUM NUM NUM NUM NUM NUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    I know my ending will be happy... and fat