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Votes by gender

Guys
2,818 votes
56.9%
43.1%
Girls
1,920 votes
56.5%
43.5%
Unknowns
248,972 votes
55.92%
44.08%

Votes by country map view

United States
138,892 votes
57%
43%
United Kingdom
24,339 votes
52%
48%
Australia
14,264 votes
55%
45%
Canada
13,953 votes
59%
41%
Unknown
4,333 votes
57%
43%
Spain
3,936 votes
43%
57%
Germany
3,799 votes
52%
48%
Netherlands
3,217 votes
49%
51%
New Zealand
2,386 votes
60%
40%
Sweden
2,112 votes
56%
44%
Mexico
1,900 votes
60%
40%
Ireland
1,845 votes
54%
46%
Norway
1,566 votes
54%
46%
Philippines
1,476 votes
66%
34%
Denmark
1,428 votes
55%
45%
France
1,388 votes
47%
53%
Singapore
1,306 votes
69%
31%
Argentina
1,280 votes
52%
48%
Italy
1,213 votes
51%
49%
Finland
1,164 votes
53%
47%
United Arab Emirates
1,121 votes
55%
45%
Indonesia
1,077 votes
65%
35%
South Africa
992 votes
53%
47%
Romania
966 votes
55%
45%
Malaysia
925 votes
68%
32%
Portugal
895 votes
44%
56%
Belgium
859 votes
44%
56%
India
799 votes
62%
38%
Brazil
781 votes
57%
43%
Greece
694 votes
47%
53%
Saudi Arabia
670 votes
57%
43%
Croatia
649 votes
50%
50%
Colombia
620 votes
59%
41%
Switzerland
604 votes
50%
50%
Serbia
588 votes
52%
48%
Bulgaria
556 votes
58%
42%
Austria
527 votes
55%
45%
Hong Kong
524 votes
65%
35%
Chile
515 votes
61%
39%
Israel
478 votes
59%
41%
Turkey
468 votes
52%
48%
Poland
430 votes
58%
42%
Czech Republic
384 votes
53%
47%
Hungary
356 votes
56%
44%
Thailand
351 votes
66%
34%
Slovenia
346 votes
49%
51%
Iran
343 votes
50%
50%
Puerto Rico
330 votes
55%
45%
Kuwait
273 votes
54%
46%
Estonia
272 votes
61%
39%
Japan
269 votes
60%
40%
Venezuela
267 votes
71%
29%
Egypt
262 votes
48%
52%
Iceland
261 votes
45%
55%
Europe
256 votes
46%
54%
Pakistan
231 votes
62%
38%
Republic of Lithuania
222 votes
53%
47%
Peru
221 votes
57%
43%
Latvia
217 votes
59%
41%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
214 votes
59%
41%
Vietnam
209 votes
74%
26%
Slovakia
199 votes
58%
42%
Macedonia
199 votes
52%
48%
Albania
197 votes
47%
53%
Qatar
194 votes
54%
46%
Costa Rica
192 votes
60%
40%
Lebanon
178 votes
61%
39%
Russia
178 votes
65%
35%
Ecuador
168 votes
58%
42%
China
166 votes
69%
31%
Dominican Republic
165 votes
62%
38%
Uruguay
165 votes
57%
43%
Trinidad and Tobago
128 votes
54%
46%
Cyprus
127 votes
46%
54%
Malta
122 votes
60%
40%
Panama
120 votes
56%
44%
Jamaica
119 votes
55%
45%
Ukraine
112 votes
64%
36%
Taiwan
104 votes
70%
30%
Republic of Korea
104 votes
63%
37%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
98 votes
61%
39%
Bahrain
95 votes
46%
54%
Unknown
95 votes
55%
45%
Honduras
93 votes
58%
42%
Guatemala
89 votes
56%
44%
Morocco
88 votes
61%
39%
Iraq
84 votes
60%
40%
Lithuania
83 votes
59%
41%
Guam
80 votes
69%
31%
South Korea
78 votes
59%
41%
Kenya
78 votes
50%
50%
Bahamas
77 votes
68%
32%
Russian Federation
76 votes
61%
39%
Bangladesh
71 votes
54%
46%
Mauritius
70 votes
49%
51%
Jordan
69 votes
65%
35%
Luxembourg
68 votes
40%
60%
Paraguay
63 votes
59%
41%
Georgia
61 votes
56%
44%
Nepal
61 votes
66%
34%
Oman
57 votes
70%
30%
Brunei
57 votes
70%
30%
Tunisia
56 votes
57%
43%
El Salvador
55 votes
71%
29%
Bolivia
53 votes
60%
40%
Maldives
52 votes
58%
42%
Algeria
51 votes
63%
37%
Montenegro
50 votes
50%
50%
Barbados
48 votes
67%
33%
Anonymous Proxy
47 votes
57%
43%
Cambodia
46 votes
74%
26%
Jersey
45 votes
51%
49%
Sri Lanka
41 votes
63%
37%
Nigeria
40 votes
63%
37%
Isle of Man
35 votes
34%
66%
Seychelles
35 votes
49%
51%
Belize
33 votes
39%
61%
Faroe Islands
32 votes
41%
59%
Aruba
32 votes
56%
44%
Cayman Islands
30 votes
57%
43%
Nicaragua
29 votes
59%
41%
Kazakhstan
28 votes
64%
36%
Suriname
26 votes
58%
42%
Brunei Darussalam
25 votes
76%
24%
Bermuda
25 votes
60%
40%
Czechia
25 votes
60%
40%
Namibia
21 votes
57%
43%
Armenia
21 votes
33%
67%
Republic of Moldova
21 votes
71%
29%
Syria
21 votes
43%
57%
Guernsey
20 votes
70%
30%
Ghana
20 votes
55%
45%
Azerbaijan
20 votes
60%
40%
Mongolia
19 votes
53%
47%
Sudan
19 votes
47%
53%
Curaçao
18 votes
39%
61%
Guyana
17 votes
59%
41%
Netherlands Antilles
17 votes
59%
41%
Zimbabwe
16 votes
81%
19%
Gibraltar
14 votes
57%
43%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
14 votes
64%
36%
Myanmar [Burma]
14 votes
93%
7
Belarus
13 votes
85%
15
Ethiopia
13 votes
85%
15
Palestine
13 votes
85%
15
Fiji
12 votes
67%
33%
Zambia
12 votes
33%
67%
Laos
12 votes
58%
42%
Antigua and Barbuda
11 votes
27%
73%
Mozambique
11 votes
55%
45%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
10 votes
70%
30%
Reunion
10 votes
20%
80%
Tanzania
10 votes
40%
60%
Greenland
10 votes
60%
40%
Syrian Arab Republic
9 votes
22%
78%
Palestinian Territory
9 votes
56%
44%
Saint Lucia
9 votes
67%
33%
Virgin Islands, British
9 votes
44%
56%
Senegal
9 votes
67%
33%
Madagascar
9 votes
56%
44%
Sint Maarten
9 votes
44%
56%
Macao
9 votes
78%
22%
Northern Mariana Islands
9 votes
44%
56%
Haiti
8 votes
25%
75%
Andorra
8 votes
50%
50%
U.S. Virgin Islands
8 votes
50%
50%
Mariana Islands
7 votes
57%
43%
Botswana
7 votes
29%
71%
Uganda
7 votes
71%
29%
Asia/Pacific Region
6 votes
67%
33%
Yemen
6 votes
50%
50%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
6 votes
33%
67%
Swaziland
6 votes
83%
17%
New Caledonia
6 votes
33%
67%
Afghanistan
5 votes
20%
80%
Aland Islands
5 votes
40%
60%
Monaco
5 votes
80%
20%
Angola
5 votes
60%
40%
Turks and Caicos Islands
5 votes
60%
40%
Somalia
5 votes
80%
20%
Uzbekistan
5 votes
80%
20%
Åland
5 votes
80%
20%
American Samoa
5 votes
80%
20%
Guadeloupe
4 votes
75%
25%
Grenada
4 votes
50%
50%
Moldova, Republic of
4 votes
100%
Cameroon
4 votes
25%
75%
Libya
4 votes
100%
Dominica
3 votes
67%
33%
Tanzania, United Republic of
3 votes
33%
67%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
3 votes
67%
33%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
3 votes
100%
Macau
3 votes
100%
Myanmar
3 votes
33%
67%
Malawi
3 votes
67%
33%
British Virgin Islands
3 votes
100%
Vanuatu
2 votes
100%
Satellite Provider
2 votes
100%
Mauritania
2 votes
50%
50%
Saint Martin
2 votes
50%
50%
Papua New Guinea
2 votes
100%
Rwanda
2 votes
50%
50%
Federated States of Micronesia
2 votes
50%
50%
Bonaire
2 votes
50%
50%
East Timor
2 votes
100%
Cape Verde
2 votes
50%
50%
San Marino
2 votes
100%
Cuba
2 votes
100%
Kosovo
2 votes
50%
50%
Kyrgyzstan
2 votes
100%
Montserrat
1 vote
100%
Cote D'Ivoire
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Liberia
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Marshall Islands
1 vote
100%
Liechtenstein
1 vote
100%
Vatican City
1 vote
100%
Congo
1 vote
100%
Sierra Leone
1 vote
100%
Lesotho
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Palau
1 vote
100%
Gambia
1 vote
100%
Ivory Coast
1 vote
100%
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    ico +794
    guest from Nottingham, United Kingdom
    I don't care I want my food!!!
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    ico +661
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Is the masseuse of the opposite gender of me?
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    pizza every day
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Lanarkshire, United Kingdom
    idc for less so id take chef so i dont have to cook :D
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    Mmmmmm food
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ostan-e Tehran, Iran
    im a chef.. so i dont need a chef :D
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    my back hurts sometimes cuz my dog takes all the space and she likes to sleep right in the middle of my bed
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from México, Mexico
    i need doritos and beef lol okno
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    i dont let anybody touch my food.
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wyoming, United States
    MAC N CHEESE AND PIZZAAAA
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Mississippi, United States
    If my personal chef is Gordon Ramsay then hell yeah
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hedmark, Norway
    Burger King is ok
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    who needs a massage? i'm a fine monkey. i jump around running, too, so, like, who needs a massage..??!! i'm married to food, how dare u! i'm married to food, and i love it, so WHO NEEDS A FREAKING MASSAGE WHEN YOU'RE A JUMPING, RUNNING AROUND, MONKEY?! XD seriously tho. no one touches my husband, named "food" :C XD
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    FOOD IS LIFE
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    and btw, i eat sooooooooooooooooooooo much in 24 hours, it's crazy. and even more crazy cuz i never get fat from all the food. my parents eat such little, and they won't stay skinny. not saying they're fat
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    Food is life
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Yay crepes and pizza!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Central and Western District, Hong Kong
    well, the masseuse is a girl...;)
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    he could poison me
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    food comes first!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    What if it’s a massage by someone hot
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Maine, United States
    I'd become friends with the chef and help them out ^^
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Alberta, Canada
    I have both already
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    I'm vegan sooo
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    massage my nether regions
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Otago, New Zealand
    Have my younger sibling as my personal masseuse just give her a few candy and there u got confert foever
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    as long as i get my food i wont bounce off walls
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Darlington, United Kingdom
    FOOOOOOOOOOD
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    YASS GIRL FOOOOD IS LIIIIIIIFE!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    boi
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Tennessee, United States
    As long as I get a happy ending
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
    NUM NUM NUM
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    1 year ago
    ico
    LilianaGentry FemaleBronze Medal from Washington, United States
    my dad is a chef already
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    lucky :C oh well, i hope u have a happy time as ur dad a chef :D
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    I want the food
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    same..food is life :3
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    i love fruit
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    i would love a women to touch me
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    R U A BOY?! WELL IF U R, THEN NONE OF US GIRLS R EVER TOUCHING YOU! SO KEEP OUT OF US GIRLS! :C
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    Masseuse because they are all most girls so you can trick them and start a sex session with the hot masseuse.
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    ico
    DayMan MaleSilver Medal from Saskatchewan, Canada
    Give me a sexy Korean babe.
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    ico
    guest from Virginia, United States
    only if it’s a hot girl
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    ewwwww r u a boooy
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    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Yummmm
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    ico
    guest from Provincie Gelderland, Netherlands
    what gender is my masseuse HAPPY ENDING?
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    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    fooooooood!!!!
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    ico
    guest from Slough, United Kingdom
    Food
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    ico
    guest from Västra Götaland, Sweden
    I’m not that into massages.
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    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I don't like massages
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    ico
    guest from Provincie Utrecht, Netherlands
    Gordon!
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    ico
    guest from Sogn og Fjordane Fylke, Norway
    I allready have my dad to masseuse me
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    ico
    guest from Estado de Baja California, Mexico
    FREE FOOD
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    YUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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    ico
    guest from Västmanland, Sweden
    WTF WHERES THE FOOD?!
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    SAME I NEED IT
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    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    OOOaaahhh
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    ico
    guest from Sermersooq, Greenland
    FOOD!!!!
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    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    My personal gourmet chef is my mom.
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    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    My back is always stiff give me a massage
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    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    yum yum!
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    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Masseuses eww
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    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    I'm already a damn food cook, happy ending please
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    ico
    namimurakami Bronze Medal from Balearic Islands, Spain
    food
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    ico
    guest from Provincie Flevoland, Netherlands
    i can cook myself screw a personal cook!
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    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    ha I'm a chef
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    ico
    guest from Montana, United States
    I just have never wanted to get a massage because I don't like the idea of an absolute stranger's fingers running through my body.
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    ico
    guest from Bristol, United Kingdom
    Fooooooooooooooooooood!!!!
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    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    omg how do u do that?! i saw gamer girl's channel, she was playing shark bite, and someone did that face! were u the one?
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    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    Some people don't kno how to cook
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    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    I love to cook, a personal chef would be a nightmare
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    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    I like to cook, and the tension is real.
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    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    TOUCH MY BALLS RUB IT REALL GOOD"
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    WTF WHAT BALLS R U TALKING ABOUT?! IF IT'S THOSE KIND OF BALLS I'M GONNA SMACK U IN THE FACE FOR BEING SO INAPPROPRIATE EVEN THO I CAN'T SEE U! [ sorry, just wtf? so inappropriate, but u do u...
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    ico
    guest from Colorado, United States
    Foooooooooooooooooood
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    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    MOAAARRR FOOOOOOOODD!!!1!!!!one!!!11!!!1!
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    ico
    guest from Riga, Latvia
    I would just buy me a massage chair caus i dont wanna be toiched by some weirdo
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    ikr
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    ico
    guest from Serbia
    I WILL EAT PIZZA EVERY DAY.HURAAAAY!!!
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    ico
    Trust213 MaleSilver Medal from Ontario, Canada
    i love cooking so i dont need someone stealing the fun
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    good one....
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    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    GIVE ME FOOD!
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    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Already have a restruant owning father so...
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    ico
    guest from Florida, United States
    ame foood awesome go in mouth
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    ico
    guest from Jász-Nagykun-Szolnok, Hungary
    I MiSS CLICKED
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    ico
    guest from Selangor, Malaysia
    Your mum's cooking is much better than a 5 star restaurant.I'm still a kid.
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    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    Mmmmmm yummy food
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    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    Will she give me the massage I want
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    ico
    guest from Saskatchewan, Canada
    He would be my friend
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    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    All the white girls picked the massages
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    hey , don't be rude! i'm a white girl!
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    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    I'm a good cook, but I can't give myself a massage.
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    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Snore
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    XD
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    ico
    guest from Var, France
    My dad is already a great chef and my mum is already great at massaging but I like massages better
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    ico
    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    Nom nom nom nom nom nom NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
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    ico
    guest from Calabarzon, Philippines
    a food is liffeee
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    ico
    guest from Iowa, United States
    If my personal masseuse is the opposite gender single & sexy then yes
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    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    the masseuse could be relaxing
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    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD
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    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    make me some kfc
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    If it's the opposite gender then we gonna have some fun ;)
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    O_O
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    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    FOOOOODDDDDD
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    ico
    guest from City and County of Swansea, United Kingdom
    AAAHHHHHH
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    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Depend on what she massages
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    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Gordon Ramsay!
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    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    bacon
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    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    They would molest you
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    food=life bro
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    ico
    AxNinjaS MaleBronze Medal from Arad, Romania
    Hmmm.... Happy ending !
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    ico
    guest from California, United States
    FOOD IS LIFE!!
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    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    Can it be a girl? -wink wink-
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    ico
    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    Massage cuz things could go wild
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    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    He looks like a perv
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    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    FOOD
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    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    That man is creepy
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    my Boyfriend is a personal chef heyy
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    QUE THE SEXY MUSIC
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Gimme the food!
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Because I like cooking it is relaxing for me
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    guest from Florida, United States
    MY MOMS FOOD IS BETTER THAN THE STUPID CHEF!!!!!!!
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    well, same but...still...food is life.. :C
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    ariannacoleman Silver Medal from Missouri, United States
    I am a food crazy girl plus I hate masseuses
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    SAME
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    guest from Connecticut, United States
    FOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I luv food way more
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Actually, I want to be the masseuse and my person be a girl so I can touch her privates with her thinking it's part of the massage
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    guest from California, United States
    SUSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Eclipse17 FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from Washington, United States
    FOOOOOODDD
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Food is better
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    guest from Staffordshire, United Kingdom
    Yom nice food.
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    guest from California, United States
    Hamburgers all day
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    I want to feel great when I wake up for school
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    guest from Hong Kong
    FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Would if ur rich with a hot masseuse girl
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    georginam FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from England, United Kingdom
    fooooooooooood!!!!
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    Mwahahahahahaha Bronze Medal from California, United States
    The girl is smiling weird
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    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    I am stiff........................................and my mom cooks amazing meals already......sooooooo I'm good with masseuses
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    guest from York, United Kingdom
    Cccannnt texxxxt proooopraaaly ennnjoyyin back mmaaaaaasaaageeee :-D
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    jeremyh5 MaleBronze Medal from Ontario, Canada
    The time I'd save on cooking food I'd just go get a massage :D
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    CtheredIV MaleSilver Medal from Rhode Island, United States
    gonna git laid doodaly doo
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    I can cook pretty good myself.
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    CupcakeKitty3333 FemaleSilver Medal from California, United States
    it wouldn't be so awkard, and i like cooking
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    zainaa FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from Ar Riyāḑ, Saudi Arabia
    FOOD = LIFE
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    guest from Florida, United States
    i want people touching me in places
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    fit lass
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    Porkling101 MaleGold MedalSilver TrophySuper Star from California, United States
    FOOD. Enough said
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    what if the chef tries to kill you 0_0
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    guest from Provincia de Lima, Peru
    Food
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    guest from Attica, Greece
    i can learn to cook but i cannot massage nysewkf
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    it could be a boy and S...E....X
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    guest from New Mexico, United States
    Doesn't matter had sex
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    guest from Washington, United States
    I'm me own chef I got it but me mum used to be a massage person
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    briank3 MaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Maryland, United States
    i like food
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    guest from Texas, United States
    THEN I WILL ASK THEM TO GIVE ME A BLOWJOB (dick suck)
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    :3
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    i know like s*it i want food too
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    guest from Devon, United Kingdom
    Message my d¡ck please
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I can have sex with them
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    guest from Rheinland-Pfalz, Germany
    All I need is Pizza
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    skyrimplayerlover Silver Medal from Minnesota, United States
    i got some back problems so heck ya
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Happy endings
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    guest from Provincia de Panama, Panama
    i all ready have my personal chef
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I love food Idc if someone called me fat ME LUV FOOD
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I already have the masseuse
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    Skyler13 FemaleBronze Medal from Utah, United States
    My personal massager could be my personal cook
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    i wanna have sex with her
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Yum yum
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    guest from Arkansas, United States
    no way, don't touch me
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    ???????
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    I neeeeeeeed this
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    FOOD...
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    guest from California, United States
    You have permission to touch me Levi
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    i would love that chef
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    guest from Provincia de Lima, Peru
    I HATE MASSEUSES! for me they hurt
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    guest from Washington, United States
    feed me
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    adaml4 MaleSilver Medal from Arizona, United States
    I WANT SOMETHIN TAAAASTYYYY
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    I like to cook
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    guest from Rhode Island, United States
    I don't want to be f***ed by my masseuse so...
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    guest from Utah, United States
    I really need it
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    FOOOOOOOOODD
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I don't want to be naked
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    It's more relaxing
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    Picked wrong one
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    guest from Brighton and Hove, United Kingdom
    it will be a fit woman rubbing all over me
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    guest from New York, United States
    Foooodd!!!!
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    guest from Florida, United States
    i have a dad for food
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    guest from Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
    food is where the real biz is
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    mashuraa FemaleBronze Medal from New York, United States
    This speaks for itself.
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    i would sleep with her
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Fuccccking a hot sexy masseuse
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    guest from South Holland, Netherlands
    i need that. my back hurt m
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    YUMMY!!!
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    guest from Tennessee, United States
    what if they massage your penis then it gets interesting.
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    guest from California, United States
    Ummm……does hemake anaything m??????
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    audreyb FemaleGold Medal from Kansas, United States
    Fooooooooooooooooood.
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    guest from Washington, United States
    I hate massages
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    my mom is a professional athlet masseuse