Would you rather... (By callumg MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamondGold Crown 7 years ago)

Votes by gender

Guys
1,259 votes
51.4%
48.6%
Girls
1,137 votes
60.4%
39.6%
Unknowns
71,990 votes
61.13%
38.87%

Votes by country map view

United States
44,951 votes
61%
39%
United Kingdom
5,934 votes
61%
39%
Australia
4,557 votes
64%
36%
Canada
4,065 votes
60%
40%
Unknown
1,090 votes
62%
38%
Germany
976 votes
56%
44%
Netherlands
859 votes
60%
40%
Spain
703 votes
56%
44%
New Zealand
663 votes
65%
35%
Sweden
555 votes
60%
40%
Ireland
475 votes
65%
35%
Norway
458 votes
68%
32%
Mexico
391 votes
53%
47%
Denmark
346 votes
68%
32%
Finland
323 votes
66%
34%
Singapore
323 votes
49%
51%
Philippines
306 votes
64%
36%
France
277 votes
42%
58%
United Arab Emirates
275 votes
66%
34%
South Africa
255 votes
67%
33%
Portugal
229 votes
44%
56%
India
223 votes
64%
36%
Romania
219 votes
43%
57%
Indonesia
218 votes
75%
25%
Italy
215 votes
50%
50%
Brazil
214 votes
37%
63%
Malaysia
197 votes
70%
30%
Switzerland
188 votes
57%
43%
Belgium
181 votes
55%
45%
Greece
176 votes
80%
20%
Saudi Arabia
169 votes
70%
30%
Argentina
166 votes
54%
46%
Hong Kong
153 votes
61%
39%
Croatia
152 votes
68%
32%
Austria
143 votes
69%
31%
Colombia
123 votes
42%
58%
Bulgaria
121 votes
67%
33%
Serbia
116 votes
73%
27%
Israel
106 votes
75%
25%
Turkey
104 votes
63%
37%
Czech Republic
100 votes
49%
51%
Puerto Rico
86 votes
62%
38%
Thailand
82 votes
65%
35%
Poland
81 votes
53%
47%
Europe
80 votes
60%
40%
Hungary
78 votes
50%
50%
Japan
78 votes
62%
38%
China
75 votes
59%
41%
Iceland
74 votes
73%
27%
Slovenia
72 votes
53%
47%
Egypt
69 votes
77%
23%
Kuwait
69 votes
71%
29%
Estonia
68 votes
68%
32%
Pakistan
62 votes
53%
47%
Chile
60 votes
47%
53%
Vietnam
53 votes
72%
28%
Venezuela
51 votes
43%
57%
Slovakia
48 votes
54%
46%
Lebanon
46 votes
72%
28%
Costa Rica
46 votes
46%
54%
Republic of Lithuania
45 votes
76%
24%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
44 votes
68%
32%
Trinidad and Tobago
43 votes
72%
28%
Latvia
42 votes
64%
36%
Dominican Republic
42 votes
57%
43%
Cyprus
40 votes
65%
35%
Macedonia
38 votes
76%
24%
Qatar
38 votes
66%
34%
Albania
37 votes
73%
27%
Russia
36 votes
33%
67%
Malta
34 votes
59%
41%
Panama
34 votes
68%
32%
Peru
34 votes
47%
53%
Jamaica
34 votes
74%
26%
Taiwan
33 votes
64%
36%
Ecuador
30 votes
57%
43%
Unknown
30 votes
60%
40%
Kenya
29 votes
66%
34%
Anonymous Proxy
25 votes
76%
24%
South Korea
25 votes
76%
24%
Morocco
24 votes
58%
42%
Uruguay
22 votes
64%
36%
Bahrain
22 votes
82%
18%
Bahamas
21 votes
52%
48%
Lithuania
21 votes
52%
48%
Ukraine
21 votes
67%
33%
Republic of Korea
21 votes
67%
33%
Tunisia
20 votes
80%
20%
Jordan
19 votes
84%
16%
Seychelles
18 votes
83%
17%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
18 votes
61%
39%
Russian Federation
17 votes
65%
35%
Guam
17 votes
59%
41%
Jersey
17 votes
71%
29%
Iraq
16 votes
75%
25%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
16 votes
69%
31%
Guatemala
16 votes
75%
25%
Nepal
16 votes
81%
19%
Bangladesh
15 votes
73%
27%
Oman
15 votes
60%
40%
Iran
15 votes
73%
27%
Mauritius
14 votes
50%
50%
Georgia
12 votes
50%
50%
Faroe Islands
12 votes
50%
50%
Barbados
11 votes
64%
36%
Netherlands Antilles
11 votes
64%
36%
Nigeria
11 votes
73%
27%
Belize
11 votes
82%
18%
Paraguay
11 votes
36%
64%
Maldives
11 votes
45%
55%
Luxembourg
10 votes
40%
60%
Brunei
10 votes
70%
30%
Sudan
9 votes
89%
11
Honduras
9 votes
56%
44%
Cambodia
9 votes
67%
33%
Sri Lanka
9 votes
78%
22%
Aruba
8 votes
63%
37%
Montenegro
8 votes
63%
37%
Algeria
8 votes
75%
25%
Cayman Islands
7 votes
71%
29%
Nicaragua
7 votes
71%
29%
Azerbaijan
7 votes
71%
29%
Myanmar [Burma]
7 votes
71%
29%
Bermuda
6 votes
83%
17%
El Salvador
6 votes
33%
67%
Isle of Man
6 votes
67%
33%
Mongolia
6 votes
33%
67%
Guernsey
6 votes
33%
67%
Republic of Moldova
6 votes
50%
50%
Suriname
5 votes
40%
60%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
5 votes
60%
40%
Ghana
5 votes
80%
20%
Laos
5 votes
80%
20%
Syria
5 votes
40%
60%
Antigua and Barbuda
4 votes
75%
25%
Tanzania, United Republic of
4 votes
50%
50%
Gibraltar
4 votes
100%
Kazakhstan
4 votes
75%
25%
Brunei Darussalam
4 votes
50%
50%
Greenland
4 votes
50%
50%
Bolivia
4 votes
50%
50%
Fiji
4 votes
50%
50%
Belarus
4 votes
75%
25%
Guyana
4 votes
75%
25%
Namibia
4 votes
100%
Virgin Islands, British
4 votes
50%
50%
Curaçao
4 votes
100%
Zimbabwe
4 votes
100%
Saint Lucia
3 votes
67%
33%
Palestinian Territory
3 votes
67%
33%
Afghanistan
3 votes
100%
Somalia
3 votes
67%
33%
Palestine
3 votes
33%
67%
Macao
3 votes
67%
33%
Mariana Islands
2 votes
100%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
2 votes
100%
Montserrat
2 votes
100%
Mozambique
2 votes
100%
Myanmar
2 votes
50%
50%
Reunion
2 votes
100%
Uganda
2 votes
100%
Asia/Pacific Region
2 votes
50%
50%
Syrian Arab Republic
2 votes
100%
Zambia
2 votes
50%
50%
Yemen
2 votes
50%
50%
Moldova, Republic of
2 votes
100%
Aland Islands
2 votes
100%
Angola
2 votes
50%
50%
Andorra
2 votes
100%
Armenia
2 votes
100%
Tanzania
2 votes
50%
50%
Liechtenstein
2 votes
100%
British Virgin Islands
2 votes
100%
Botswana
2 votes
50%
50%
Senegal
2 votes
100%
Uzbekistan
2 votes
50%
50%
American Samoa
2 votes
100%
Bonaire
2 votes
100%
Czechia
2 votes
50%
50%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
1 vote
100%
Martinique
1 vote
100%
Turks and Caicos Islands
1 vote
100%
Dominica
1 vote
100%
New Caledonia
1 vote
100%
Macau
1 vote
100%
Ethiopia
1 vote
100%
Haiti
1 vote
100%
Swaziland
1 vote
100%
U.S. Virgin Islands
1 vote
100%
Saint Martin
1 vote
100%
Madagascar
1 vote
100%
Rwanda
1 vote
100%
Northern Mariana Islands
1 vote
100%
São Tomé and Príncipe
1 vote
100%
Sint Maarten
1 vote
100%
Congo
1 vote
100%
Cape Verde
1 vote
100%
Anguilla
1 vote
100%
Tonga
1 vote
100%
Sierra Leone
1 vote
100%
Cuba
1 vote
100%
Malawi
1 vote
100%
Grenada
1 vote
100%
Kosovo
1 vote
100%
Monaco
1 vote
100%
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    7 years ago
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    yellowelephant99 FemaleSilver MedalSuper Star from Oregon, United States
    Whos the sick bastard that asked this question???
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    7 years ago
    ico +426
    guest from Illinois, United States
    The texts would be hilarious
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    3 days ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    my phone would be blowing up 24/7
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kent, United Kingdom
    It doesn't say their from your dad. It just says you get a text at the same time. It could be an unrelated text.
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    voted to comment but WTF
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    9 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    block dad
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    i can just ignore the text
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Mei_Locked FemaleSilver Medal from Arizona, United States
    i hate my mom
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Balearic Islands, Spain
    1-Voice emulator 2-Troll mom 3-Say her: It's a pramk mom!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    I’d post it everywhere on the internet and laugh
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Municipiul Chisinau, Republic of Moldova
    Just... blacklist the number...
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    i would like to see what my dad is doing when we not there
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Montana, United States
    I wouldn't even read it. I'd just delete it since I know what it would say.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    alienbeastmeister Silver MedalBlue Star from Australian Capital Territory, Australia
    Yeah Dad, I know. Me too Mate. Go for it if Mum's in the mood too.
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Killing myself
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    My mom is HOT, and shes a prostitute so she;d uh, get in the mood. Hey, it aint aint incest if its wincest
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Rhode Island, United States
    i didn't know what obscene meant until i looked it up after i answered the question
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    oh yeah daddy f u c k me harder
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    1 year ago
    ico
    littleautumnleaf FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from Canterbury, New Zealand
    Block 'im
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    Block him
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    2 years ago
    ico
    georginam FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from Stockton-on-Tees, United Kingdom
    what is that phone aha
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Stockton-on-Tees, United Kingdom
    what is that phone aha
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    2 years ago
    ico
    1CoolCody1 MaleBronze Medal from Manitoba, Canada
    block dad
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    The other one would happen too much
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I would just say poop and leave it at that
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    What does "horny"mean?
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Block your dad
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Yukon, Canada
    Never said the texts had to be from your dad
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    2 years ago
    ico
    montanaman24 MaleGold MedalBlue Star from Montana, United States
    mom can I have pudding
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    I'm horny and I'm only 11
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    horny?
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Just delete dad's text message
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    choke me daddy
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Hordaland Fylke, Norway
    Err this one was weird
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Region de Valparaiso, Chile
    Horny dad! >:D
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    My dad doesn't text
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Central Jutland, Denmark
    I never call my mom
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Provincia de San Jose, Costa Rica
    He's a septuagenarian, I doubt he gets horny twice a year.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Maryland, United States
    I dont know, but we should kill him!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    that would be funny
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    2 years ago
    ico
    betoa MaleBronze Medal from Querétaro, Mexico
    none. This is gross bro.
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    THAT WOULD BE FUNNY
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Block dads number
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Montana, United States
    Someone is doing their parents
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Your mom and dad asked the question
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Twirre MaleBronze Medal from Provincie Utrecht, Netherlands
    It doesn't say that the text has to be from your dad, it could also be a random text from a friend...
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    쁴듸긔띄
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest Blue Star from Ontario, Canada
    Ignore the text
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    My father is too old to "feel horny".
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Alabama, United States
    It just said A TEXT MESSAGE who will I get it from
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    My father is not like that so I won't get any texts I'm sure
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    2 years ago
    ico
    Purple MaleSilver Medal from Delaware, United States
    I don't know my dad really much
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Connecticut, United States
    who said my father's going to be from my father?
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Delete phone number
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Jokes on you I don't have a father
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from North Holland, Netherlands
    triggered much? if it says that your dad messaged you just delete it
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    My dad is never horny since he has five headaches to deal with
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Wat does horny mean
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Oklahoma, United States
    It said get a text message it didn't say from whom or what it's about
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    2 years ago
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    love2love FemaleSilver Medal from Kansas, United States
    I would block his number
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from National Capital Region, Philippines
    hahahahaha this just wierd
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from South Carolina, United States
    Just don't read the text
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Utah, United States
    lol
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    2 years ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Moma
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Ahahahahahahahahsh that would b funny
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    My dad's dead...so well at least we'd get a chance to chat.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    i would have 2 clear space on my phone every hour
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Islamabad Capital Territory, Pakistan
    my redneck dad
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest Gold Medal from California, United States
    i liv wit my parents cuz im 17
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    I don't have a dad so
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Tehrān, Iran
    Block him
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    What kind of question is this?!?
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    i already do that to my mom and she played cards against humanity and watched shrek is love shrek is life with me so she should expect this
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Missouri, United States
    DIE
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Delaware, United States
    It's called blocking people look it up
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    my dad is never horny
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Burgas, Bulgaria
    tell him i feel the same xD
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    3 years ago
    ico
    matthewsm MaleSilver Medal from California, United States
    aaaaaaaaaaand blocking caller
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    NOPE
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    Ignor (idk that it is misspelled)
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    My dad can't text.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Grad Zagreb, Croatia
    My dad is dead.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Arkansas, United States
    It doesn't say it was from him
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Always tell my mom...
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    My dad isn't horny so... Whatevs
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Arizona, United States
    so never
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Catalonia, Spain
    Gross!
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from New Jersey, United States
    I shall laugh so hard I will crap
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    3 years ago
    ico
    Fordf650 MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Illinois, United States
    Good thing my dad does not know how to text yeaaaa
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    My dad never feels horny. #tessa
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Don't have a dad WIN
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    never said text was from the father lol it could be from anyone
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    3 years ago
    ico
    Lhbeauty101 FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from North Carolina, United States
    I would rather get a texted cuz it would be so funny
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from New York, United States
    I am
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    3 years ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!?
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Nebraska, United States
    This is all wrong
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    MY PHONE!!!
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    Wow, I would get a whole bunch of messages from my father
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    3 years ago
    ico
    princessa_asjahanna FemaleBronze Medal from Texas, United States
    Never said how long
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I wish my mom was still alive to do so.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    It doesn't say the text is from your dad.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    I would never get messages. My dad is the most chill guy ever.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    Doesnt say wo
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from West Virginia, United States
    Hilarious is awesome
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Cambridgeshire, United Kingdom
    I don't have a phone so I win
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Block
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    3 years ago
    ico
    Cat0Ninetails Gold MedalSuper Star from New Hampshire, United States
    texts are ignoreable, and don't imply action on your part.
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Kansas, United States
    sitting at the dinner table... man I must be so popular I'm getting so many text mess....Gosh Darnit DAD
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    3 years ago
    ico
    Bitchi FemaleSilver Medal from Baden-Württemberg Region, Germany
    im laready doing this :D
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    block dad
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    Kill myself.....
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Uttar Pradesh, India
    Who said the text message had to be from my father?
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    3 years ago
    ico
    Mermer2003 FemaleGold MedalSuper Star from California, United States
    Don't answer
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Oregon, United States
    Lol had to pick it
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
    Both
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Michigan, United States
    Ignore text messages, although they'd probably be hilarious, but my dad never feels horny, at
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    3 years ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    This is a disturbing question to say the least.
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    guest from Quebec, Canada
    I respect them so..
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    I don't get it
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    XD
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    guest from Norfolk, United Kingdom
    i would laugh
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I just looked up what all that meant
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I'm 12 I've been scarred for life
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    meatyfan53 MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Illinois, United States
    I'd constantly be getting messages if I chose the other one... Fml
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    4 years ago
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    Claire Silver Medal from Splitsko-Dalmatinska Zupanija, Croatia
    It says: "Get a text message" So, it doesn't have to be about your dad being horny. It's A text aka. any text .
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    jamesh6 MaleGold MedalBronze TrophySuper Star from Rochdale, United Kingdom
    My dad never is horney
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    4 years ago
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    guest from California, United States
    You can delete texts and not read them.
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    4 years ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    Dont need to know when my dad is horny
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    4 years ago
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    guest from Brighton and Hove, United Kingdom
    just to laugh at the texts
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    guest from Minnesota, United States
    This question is just plain funny
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    hotgal16 FemaleSilver Medal from Utah, United States
    I don't have a mom
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    meatyfan53 MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Illinois, United States
    So why'd you choose that?
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    Adowrath Silver Medal from Zug, Switzerland
    You can always throw your phone away.
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    4 years ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I THOUGHT IT SAID ABSURD!
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    guest from Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
    the text does not necessarily have to be from your father
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    My dad is dead.... Free pass?
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    kyleec FemaleGold Medal from Ohio, United States
    My mom and I are pretty open so
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    guest from Spain
    same
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    4 years ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    You don't have to read the messages! Problem, Callumg?
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    My father is asexual. Joke's on you.
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    guest from Texas, United States
    It didn't say it had to be anything about him feeling horny. Just whenever he is, i get a text? From no specific person and about no specific subject? Better than being rude to Mom.
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    HA
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Opps
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    guest from Vestfold, Norway
    Haha Id laugh my ass off as long as its not a perverted text
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    It's not telling you anything bad
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    guest from Leicester, United Kingdom
    Sooooo all the time?
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    guest Silver MedalSuper Star from Mexico City, Mexico
    Don't read the text message, easy
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    guest from United States
    Neither... Why does it have to be parents?
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    I can see my birth father doing this too..... but no phone is what I got.
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    guest from Victoria, Australia
    My dad had a vasectomy, I should be fine
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    guest from Hertford, United Kingdom
    Man u crazy
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    soniai FemaleSilver Medal from Lagos, Nigeria
    My mom's dead so...
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    lmao the texts would be comedy gold
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    oh god
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    guest from Colorado, United States
    My dad is never horny
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Never said who it's from.
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    Mom my arm broke
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    Hydar MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star from Victoria, Australia
    I dont mind
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    guest from the United States
    I already get those text from my father......it's hysterical
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    guest from Germany
    jsut say hi and hang up
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    guest from Texas, United States
    It would be funny.
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    what if someones dad was a teenager forever
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I'm not gonna be gettin' those texts anytime soon! So option two, please.
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    cloudpaw778866 FemaleSilver Medal from the United States
    My inbox would be flooded with his stupid messages
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    Try and make a joke out of it. My mom's cool, so she'd probably be able to take it in stride.
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    guest from California, United States
    my father can't text so haha
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    mrbabikins MaleSilver Medal from Kingston upon Thames, United Kingdom
    my dad is almost 60, don't they eventually lose the ability to be horny? XD
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    Spam
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    guest from New York, United States
    Just call from another number using an alternate voice machine
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    guest from Vermont, United States
    just ignore the texts
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    guest from the United States
    Doesn't say you have to read it.
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    guest from the United States
    Who says the text is actually horny?
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    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    I thought it said corny
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    Ignore the text
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    If not the text
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    guest from Florida, United States
    It's easy to block peoples numbers
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    guest from Florida, United States
    pepe
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Lolololololololo
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    guest from the United Kingdom
    my dad don't get horny...
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    guest from New York, United States
    And he will be arrested within a week.
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    míam FemaleSilver Medal from Buenos Aires, Argentina
    i'd tell a friend to do it
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    guest from South Tyneside, United Kingdom
    Blck your dads number
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    My dad gets horny way to often
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    guest from Washington, United States
    eww
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    beckyhaley108 FemaleSilver Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    delete, delete!
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    5 years ago
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    it didnt say that they were FROM you're dad
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    I wouldnt care
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    guest from Texas, United States
    Hang up as soon as i answer??
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    lilys FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from the United Kingdom
    That would be so funny but creepy at the same time
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    ibrahimk MaleBronze Medal from District of Columbia, United States
    Both would be funny as hell but I think I'd enjoy making the calls to my mom because she would start raging.
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    hittywoo Silver Medal from North Carolina, United States
    No phone haha
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    guest from Ireland
    Who says the text has to be from ur dad?
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    guest from Leeds, United Kingdom
    It doesn't say about what. He could just be saying hi.
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    guest from West Virginia, United States
    My father never gets horny so...
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    guest from New York, United States
    i am a child, this guy is crazy
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    guest from Wisconsin, United States
    I can block him
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    guest Silver Medal from California, United States
    It doesn't say the text is from your father...