Would you rather (By guest from the United States  6 years ago)

Votes by gender

Guys
2,893 votes
39.3%
60.7%
Girls
1,523 votes
29.4%
70.6%
Unknowns
359,300 votes
33.04%
66.96%

Votes by country map view

United States
171,322 votes
30%
70%
United Kingdom
55,126 votes
32%
68%
Australia
27,913 votes
30%
70%
Canada
17,821 votes
31%
69%
Spain
10,211 votes
62%
38%
Unknown
6,290 votes
33%
67%
New Zealand
4,875 votes
30%
70%
Bulgaria
4,360 votes
26%
74%
Ireland
4,142 votes
35%
65%
Netherlands
4,013 votes
34%
66%
Mexico
3,815 votes
54%
46%
Argentina
3,417 votes
60%
40%
Germany
2,502 votes
36%
64%
Norway
2,204 votes
35%
65%
Sweden
2,146 votes
34%
66%
Colombia
1,857 votes
60%
40%
South Africa
1,727 votes
30%
70%
Denmark
1,528 votes
33%
67%
Finland
1,463 votes
32%
68%
United Arab Emirates
1,456 votes
32%
68%
France
1,399 votes
42%
58%
Singapore
1,370 votes
32%
68%
Chile
1,352 votes
59%
41%
India
1,309 votes
29%
71%
Romania
1,101 votes
28%
72%
Philippines
1,065 votes
31%
69%
Belgium
1,046 votes
38%
62%
Portugal
954 votes
39%
61%
Malaysia
947 votes
32%
68%
Peru
867 votes
56%
44%
Greece
782 votes
38%
62%
Venezuela
750 votes
62%
38%
Saudi Arabia
698 votes
34%
66%
Croatia
644 votes
32%
68%
Indonesia
601 votes
29%
71%
Brazil
593 votes
38%
62%
Serbia
566 votes
31%
69%
Italy
560 votes
37%
63%
Turkey
547 votes
31%
69%
Israel
535 votes
36%
64%
Czech Republic
531 votes
34%
66%
Switzerland
517 votes
35%
65%
Ecuador
506 votes
67%
33%
Poland
495 votes
39%
61%
Austria
477 votes
33%
67%
Hong Kong
445 votes
32%
68%
Trinidad and Tobago
394 votes
31%
69%
Jamaica
394 votes
33%
67%
Iceland
389 votes
33%
67%
Slovenia
385 votes
25%
75%
Estonia
364 votes
30%
70%
Costa Rica
363 votes
57%
43%
Uruguay
355 votes
65%
35%
Hungary
351 votes
38%
62%
Thailand
346 votes
32%
68%
Republic of Lithuania
312 votes
28%
72%
Japan
309 votes
40%
60%
Egypt
306 votes
34%
66%
Pakistan
300 votes
31%
69%
Puerto Rico
294 votes
36%
64%
Kuwait
281 votes
32%
68%
Albania
253 votes
26%
74%
Bosnia and Herzegovina
236 votes
29%
71%
Europe
235 votes
33%
67%
Malta
230 votes
31%
69%
Lebanon
227 votes
32%
68%
Latvia
224 votes
29%
71%
Slovakia
224 votes
31%
69%
Qatar
221 votes
38%
62%
Dominican Republic
219 votes
49%
51%
Panama
216 votes
51%
49%
Macedonia
215 votes
23%
77%
Bahamas
199 votes
31%
69%
Cyprus
194 votes
30%
70%
Morocco
159 votes
32%
68%
Russia
159 votes
33%
67%
El Salvador
156 votes
61%
39%
Guatemala
154 votes
58%
42%
Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan
153 votes
29%
71%
Vietnam
148 votes
31%
69%
Honduras
139 votes
47%
53%
Bahrain
132 votes
38%
62%
Unknown
129 votes
38%
62%
Bolivia
124 votes
60%
40%
China
120 votes
41%
59%
Kenya
112 votes
29%
71%
Paraguay
111 votes
68%
32%
Taiwan
110 votes
48%
52%
Barbados
108 votes
25%
75%
Iraq
107 votes
27%
73%
Republic of Korea
107 votes
32%
68%
Guam
90 votes
33%
67%
Georgia
84 votes
27%
73%
Lithuania
82 votes
28%
72%
South Korea
81 votes
49%
51%
Tunisia
80 votes
35%
65%
Oman
79 votes
28%
72%
Bangladesh
77 votes
35%
65%
Jersey
77 votes
29%
71%
Nepal
74 votes
27%
73%
Algeria
73 votes
33%
67%
Sri Lanka
68 votes
25%
75%
Nicaragua
68 votes
47%
53%
Czechia
67 votes
34%
66%
Mauritius
64 votes
33%
67%
Anonymous Proxy
63 votes
29%
71%
Suriname
63 votes
35%
65%
Ukraine
61 votes
36%
64%
Maldives
56 votes
32%
68%
Montenegro
53 votes
34%
66%
Jordan
51 votes
27%
73%
Luxembourg
49 votes
31%
69%
Namibia
48 votes
27%
73%
Nigeria
47 votes
38%
62%
Isle of Man
47 votes
28%
72%
Seychelles
47 votes
32%
68%
Curaçao
46 votes
35%
65%
Bermuda
44 votes
23%
77%
Iran
43 votes
35%
65%
Brunei
41 votes
41%
59%
Aruba
40 votes
30%
70%
Belize
38 votes
37%
63%
Russian Federation
36 votes
33%
67%
Ghana
35 votes
40%
60%
Armenia
33 votes
21%
79%
Saint Lucia
32 votes
38%
62%
Cambodia
31 votes
55%
45%
Antigua and Barbuda
30 votes
27%
73%
Guyana
29 votes
24%
76%
Faroe Islands
29 votes
34%
66%
Gibraltar
29 votes
21%
79%
Netherlands Antilles
27 votes
19%
81%
Guernsey
26 votes
38%
62%
Cayman Islands
26 votes
19%
81%
Zimbabwe
24 votes
21%
79%
Botswana
24 votes
54%
46%
Andorra
24 votes
71%
29%
Tanzania
24 votes
25%
75%
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
24 votes
21%
79%
Azerbaijan
22 votes
32%
68%
Republic of Moldova
18 votes
44%
56%
Saint Kitts and Nevis
17 votes
35%
65%
Iran, Islamic Republic of
16 votes
56%
44%
Virgin Islands, U.S.
16 votes
31%
69%
Zambia
16 votes
25%
75%
Belarus
16 votes
25%
75%
Mongolia
14 votes
21%
79%
Kazakhstan
14 votes
14%
86%
Macao
14 votes
21%
79%
Uganda
13 votes
8
92%
Senegal
13 votes
15%
85%
Turks and Caicos Islands
13 votes
15%
85%
Fiji
13 votes
8
92%
Anguilla
13 votes
15%
85%
Palestine
13 votes
62%
38%
Brunei Darussalam
12 votes
50%
50%
Grenada
12 votes
17%
83%
U.S. Virgin Islands
12 votes
50%
50%
Sint Maarten
12 votes
42%
58%
Haiti
11 votes
45%
55%
Syria
11 votes
36%
64%
Dominica
11 votes
27%
73%
Sudan
10 votes
30%
70%
Afghanistan
9 votes
67%
33%
Palestinian Territory
8 votes
25%
75%
Åland
8 votes
13
87%
Cuba
8 votes
63%
37%
Myanmar [Burma]
8 votes
13
87%
Mariana Islands
7 votes
43%
57%
Gambia
7 votes
57%
43%
Libya
7 votes
29%
71%
Guadeloupe
6 votes
33%
67%
Libyan Arab Jamahiriya
6 votes
67%
33%
Yemen
6 votes
17%
83%
Angola
6 votes
67%
33%
Cameroon
6 votes
17%
83%
Northern Mariana Islands
6 votes
17%
83%
Somalia
6 votes
67%
33%
Madagascar
5 votes
60%
40%
Virgin Islands, British
5 votes
20%
80%
Myanmar
5 votes
100%
Greenland
5 votes
40%
60%
Laos
5 votes
80%
20%
Ivory Coast
5 votes
40%
60%
Montserrat
4 votes
50%
50%
Swaziland
4 votes
25%
75%
Uzbekistan
4 votes
25%
75%
Tanzania, United Republic of
4 votes
25%
75%
Malawi
4 votes
100%
British Virgin Islands
4 votes
25%
75%
Ethiopia
4 votes
25%
75%
American Samoa
4 votes
75%
25%
Asia/Pacific Region
3 votes
100%
Mozambique
3 votes
67%
33%
Cook Islands
3 votes
33%
67%
Monaco
3 votes
33%
67%
Liechtenstein
3 votes
33%
67%
Papua New Guinea
3 votes
100%
Réunion
3 votes
67%
33%
Bonaire
3 votes
33%
67%
Vanuatu
3 votes
100%
Macau
2 votes
100%
Satellite Provider
2 votes
100%
New Caledonia
2 votes
100%
Moldova, Republic of
2 votes
100%
Syrian Arab Republic
2 votes
100%
Tonga
2 votes
50%
50%
Burkina Faso
2 votes
100%
Lao People's Democratic Republic
2 votes
100%
Lesotho
2 votes
100%
Marshall Islands
2 votes
100%
Kosovo
2 votes
50%
50%
Benin
2 votes
100%
Cape Verde
2 votes
100%
Aland Islands
1 vote
100%
Equatorial Guinea
1 vote
100%
East Timor
1 vote
100%
French Guiana
1 vote
100%
Congo
1 vote
100%
Kyrgyzstan
1 vote
100%
Samoa
1 vote
100%
Federated States of Micronesia
1 vote
100%
Mauritania
1 vote
100%
Gabon
1 vote
100%
Rwanda
1 vote
100%
Sierra Leone
1 vote
100%
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    6 years ago
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    Midnight FemaleBronze MedalSuper Star from South Carolina, United States
    IMA GIRL! HAHA YES! ~troll face~
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    5 years ago
    ico +386
    I'm pretty sure "I'm a girl" isn't a good loophole for this question. A shark would still ruin you anyways
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    1 day ago
    ico
    guest from South Dakota, United States
    Can I find this on pornhub?
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    6 days ago
    ico
    taesthetic Female from Tennessee, United States
    HAAHA IM A GIRL SUCKKKAAAS
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    1 week ago
    ico
    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    MY POOR LITTLE A$$ :'(
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from Washington, United States
    Not the blow job but idk what an anal
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    1 month ago
    ico
    Jaisdreval Male from Lower Saxony, Germany
    If I look up my neck and my chin look like a d!ck so it can bite my head off thx.
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    1 month ago
    ico
    guest from North Yorkshire, United Kingdom
    A toothless shark ha
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    1 month ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    ......
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    1 month ago
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    guest from National Capital Territory of Delhi, India
    line do anal with 3 giant scorpions until your anus is ripped off OR
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Gauteng, South Africa
    I’m pretty sure your anuscant get ripped off
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Fife, United Kingdom
    Girl haha
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    ima girl yo so OHH (to)
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hackney, United Kingdom
    fam
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    shark
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    Blow job by a shark i have to ugh
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    2 months ago
    ico
    guest from East Sussex, United Kingdom
    gay lord
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    2 months ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Okkkkk
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Uttar Pradesh, India
    yay....meh is a girl
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from National Capital Territory of Delhi, India
    YASSSSS I WILL PICK LIFE
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Indiana, United States
    I'm a girl
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Oxfordshire, United Kingdom
    Depends what shark
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I’m a girl yaaayyy
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    Didn’t say it was a toothless shark (yes there are toothless sharks there just rare)
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    3 months ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I am READY
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from North Carolina, United States
    *glues a banana to my crotch*
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    3 months ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    im a girl... so thats easy
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    3 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    Amazing I’m a
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    4 months ago
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    guest from California, United States
    That is hard but I picked anyway
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from Wolverhampton, United Kingdom
    I DONT WANT TO LOSE MY DICK
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    4 months ago
    ico +1
    ViperSniperNeon from Saskatchewan, Canada
    imagine getting a job from a whale shark...
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    4 months ago
    ico +1
    KenjaminPrime MaleBronze MedalBlue Star from Southampton, United Kingdom
    Just send my sister into the scorpion cage instead of me!
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    4 months ago
    ico
    guest from South Dakota, United States
    im a boy #3456745
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    5 months ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    There should be a button that says SUICIDE.
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Massachusetts, United States
    IMA OLD LADY~~~~
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    A toothless shark
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    5 months ago
    ico
    guest from East Sussex, United Kingdom
    Id be dead sooo.....
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    5 months ago
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    guest from South Australia, Australia
    f my life
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Illinois, United States
    Is neither an option? Cuz that’s my answer
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    6 months ago
    ico
    guest from Victoria, Australia
    Toothless small shark
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    6 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    None of dat bullshirt
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    shoot myself in the frickin face with a ak47
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ohio, United States
    shoot myself in the frickin face
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    7 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Florida, United States
    i like my penis
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ouch
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    7 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Birmingham, United Kingdom
    I’m a girl so I can use a dildo and let him rip that off xD
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    7 months ago
    ico
    guest from Kentucky, United States
    Retarded
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    7 months ago
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    guest from Virginia, United States
    I'm female.
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    hell no
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    I’ma girl
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Sofia-Capital, Bulgaria
    Pennis RIP
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    8 months ago
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    guest from Kansas, United States
    If ur a girl it would just tear up down there
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    8 months ago
    ico
    guest from Hawaii, United States
    both
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    9 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Minnesota, United States
    It never said I could rip out the shark teeth ;3
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    9 months ago
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    guest from North Tyneside, United Kingdom
    #DIEBYANUSRIPPING
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    9 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    Rather keep my ass so try to blow job my pussg b*tch
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Maharashtra, India
    Honestly, shark sounds more scary.
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    9 months ago
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    @midnight then the shark bites your vag
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    midnight come my way sexy
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    9 months ago
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    guest from North Sumatra, Indonesia
    Nope
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    9 months ago
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    guest from Lovech, Bulgaria
    Hehe Boi
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Nova Scotia, Canada
    I'm a gal tho
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    I'm a girl though
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Alberta, Canada
    if u get a bj from a shark so u dan beat your meat but u dont need your anus
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    10 months ago
    ico
    guest from Central Bohemia, Czechia
    No one says the shark will harm you ;D
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    10 months ago
    ico +1
    guest from Texas, United States
    Ima dude, I just did enee menee minee moe
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Uhhhhhhh..... I'm a phemale....so....
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    10 months ago
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Imma girl
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    10 months ago
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    guest from Maharashtra, India
    Blowjob and anal
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Ontario, Canada
    This is sexist
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    11 months ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    im a girl so
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Indiana, United States
    No
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    11 months ago
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    TundraCat MaleSilver MedalBronze Trophy from Utah, United States
    i made a sword, i could use it....
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    11 months ago
    ico
    guest from Texas, United States
    omg this is dumb why do you talk about poop and pee that is real gross
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    11 months ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    ....
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    I cant get a blow job, screw you!
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Opstina Karpos, Macedonia
    You can't get a blowjob if u a girllll!!!Amiriteeee
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    what the hell
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    11 months ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Um neither and whoever did this is stupid
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Selangor, Malaysia
    The shark could just licked this
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Yeah for us girls this one isn't very good
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I’M A GIRL?!
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    1 year ago
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    Nikshlik MaleBronze Medal from Munster, Ireland
    It’s dead rip the theet out and there
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I am female
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Balearic Islands, Spain
    bj from a shark costumed girl... :-P Screw ya, I found a loophole
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    1 year ago
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    guest from South Carolina, United States
    NONE
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    1 year ago
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    guest from National Capital Region, Philippines
    The shark could just lick my dick
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    Free bj
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    1 year ago
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    littleautumnleaf FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from Auckland, New Zealand
    A toy shark.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Both Sound Weird So Imma Skip....
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    They never said when soooo when im dead
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Alaska, United States
    It can be a tiny Shark
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    1 year ago
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    im keeping my penis
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    1 year ago
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    i want to keep my penis
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Dubai, United Arab Emirates
    I am not a boy
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Michigan, United States
    ...
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New Mexico, United States
    I hate it when girls say, "ha, ima girl so it works out!" But in reality, you just get your clit ripped off
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New Mexico, United States
    I hate it when chicks say
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    non bruhh
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Wtf
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    1 year ago
    ico
    pretty sure your anus cant be ripped "off"
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    I am a girl
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Zagreb County, Croatia
    In3d
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    I choose this because my team name is Scorpkitten Team
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    1 year ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Nope
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    1 year ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    I don't have a penis!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Well i dont have a penis so......
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    Hey, at least I'll live.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    I'm a girl!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Maryland, United States
    Imma girl so ha!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Georgia, United States
    lol i'm a girl so blow job
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    1 year ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    llllloooooooooollllllllllllll 67% yay
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Oregon, United States
    id rip ot the teeth
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    guest from Ohio, United States
    same girl
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Im a girl!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAhAH!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Central Serbia, Serbia
    Shark wouldnt have teeth lol
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Not about to have my duck
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Connecticut, United States
    shark
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    1 year ago
    ico
    mhmyesnoplease Bronze Medal from New South Wales, Australia
    gummy shark
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Hawaii, United States
    Anal with scorpions sound hella hot.
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Texas, United States
    none
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    guest from Texas, United States
    none
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Capital Region, Denmark
    both
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    guest from Florida, United States
    Idk
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Warrington, United Kingdom
    Great being a gurl
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Central Singapore Community Development Council, Singapore
    Never
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Thanh Pho Ha Noi, Vietnam
    ima pluck its teeth off LOL
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Washington, United States
    imma girl!!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
    I could tame it ?
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Nebraska, United States
    they wood both hurt
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New Hampshire, United States
    I'm s girl b*tches
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    Same!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
    Im a girl so yesss
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Uusimaa, Finland
    I want my anus ripped off
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Seiren-Yutakari MaleBronze Medal from North Carolina, United States
    Watch the teeth Jaws
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Arkansas, United States
    i a girl i dont have an anus I WIN!!!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Balearic Islands, Spain
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Balearic Islands, Spain
    What you don't have... is knowledge of BASIC ANATOMY!!! ............................................________ ....................................,.-'"...................``~., .............................,.-"..................................."-., .........................,/...............................................":, .....................,?......................................................, .................../...........................................................,} ................./......................................................,:`^`..} .............../...................................................,:"........./ ..............?.....__.........................................:`.........../ ............./__.(....."~-,_..............................,:`........../ .........../(_...."~,_........"~,_....................,:`........_/ ..........{.._$;_......"=,_......."-,_.......,.-~-,},.~";/....} ...........((.....*~_......."=-._......";,,./`..../"............../ ...,,,___.`~,......"~.,....................`.....}............../ ............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-" ............/.`~,......`-...................................../ .............`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....,__ ,,_..........}.>-._...................................|..............`=~-, .....`=~-,__......`,................................. ...................`=~-,,.,............................... ................................`:,,...........................`..............__ .....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==`` ........................................_..........._,-%.......` ...................................,
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from Queensland, Australia
    Am I the only one who questioned how "Your anus is ripped off" works?
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    1 year ago
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    TigronKosh Male from St.-Petersburg, Russia
    Me: Lets get this fast, Shark-chan. Shark: S-senpai...
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    1 year ago
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    guest from British Columbia, Canada
    Didn't want either
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    1 year ago
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    guest from West Virginia, United States
    A SHARK A SCORPION I WOLD RATHER KILL MY SELF!!!!!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Sefton, United Kingdom
    Im a female..... I'd rather die than be a male
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    IMA GIRL! HAHA YES! ~troll face~
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Wiltshire, United Kingdom
    Um!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Arizona, United States
    Ewwwe thats groosss neither!
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Hmm...doesn’t say that I can’t knock the shark’s teeth out...besides, it doesn’t even say what kind of shark. While a basking shark DOES have teeth, they’re extremely small, far back, and wouldn’t really do much damage anyway.
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    same
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Kansas, United States
    I DON'T HAVE A PENIS HAHA
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    guest from Florida, United States
    No one said the shark had to have teeth
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    1 year ago
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    sick_ugly-hoe FemaleBronze Medal from California, United States
    MMmMmMMmMMMmmMmMMmMMm im horny now
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Arkansas, United States
    im a girl
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Ontario, Canada
    I’m a girl ;)
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Florida, United States
    I'm a girl biches!!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Cornwall, United Kingdom
    What is the shark species and size of mouth?
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Cornwall, United Kingdom
    Please specify the following things:
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    I would for the scorpion one to happen to me...
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    1 year ago
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    guest from North Carolina, United States
    i am a girl ha no anal for you!
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    1 year ago
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    guest from England, United Kingdom
    Im a girl..
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    1 year ago
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    Jiminsjams FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from Ontario, Canada
    www.wtf.com
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    1 year ago
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    WrldDmbntn1234 Female from Western Australia, Australia
    See, if you had a blow job with a shark you could have shark babies. That could really help with my world domination plan
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Missouri, United States
    im a girl i can strap a dildo on
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Pennsylvania, United States
    I'm a girl yo!
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    1 year ago
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    Robloxian MaleSilver MedalBronze Trophy from South Dakota, United States
    yes good shar- OW NO GOD DA- AH
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Västmanland, Sweden
    They Said GIANT SCORPIONS
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    1 year ago
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    shanernatort850 MaleSilver Medal from Florida, United States
    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Hesse, Germany
    WTF IS WITH THE QUESTIONS TODAY
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Sofia-Capital, Bulgaria
    i amma girl so wohooooo sharkiiee
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    1 year ago
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    Kxyla FemaleSilver MedalBlue Star from Victoria, Australia
    I mean, i'm a girl...
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    1 year ago
    ico
    MoneyReaper MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Missouri, United States
    skip
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    1 year ago
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    MoneyReaper MaleGold MedalSuper Star from Missouri, United States
    hell no
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Auckland, New Zealand
    this is hard
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New Jersey, United States
    wow
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    1 year ago
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    guest from District of Columbia, United States
    DO YOU LIKE WHAT IM DOING
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    guest from Western Australia, Australia
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    Girl are so safe
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    guest from California, United States
    Anus eww no
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Varna, Bulgaria
    I am a girk again
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    I m a girl
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    1 year ago
    ico
    Jiminsjams FemaleGold MedalBlue Star from Ontario, Canada
    skip like wtf
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Iowa, United States
    What if they don't even care
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    1 year ago
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    guest from New South Wales, Australia
    Girll
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    1 year ago
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    guest from California, United States
    They both sound horrible...
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from North Denmark, Denmark
    They have never said I can't hit it in the nose
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    1 year ago
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    TuxedoDog from California, United States
    It could be a whale shark their teeth are like teeny
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Illinois, United States
    IM A GIRL BAHAHAHAHA
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    1 year ago
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    GirlXAnimeXGamer Female from Indiana, United States
    I DON"T HAVE A DICK! :p
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Georgia, United States
    whut?
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    1 year ago
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    TheLoneWolf Silver Medal from Illinois, United States
    btw it should be small scorpions, the bigger the scorpion the less poison there is like if you agreehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzN-t8Z7SHY
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    1 year ago
    ico
    guest from California, United States
    Me cum
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    1 year ago
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    guest from Kingston, Jamaica
    i dont have penis