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CaptainDerp (user #3,904) Silver MedalSuper Star

Joined on February 23rd, 2012 (2,705 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

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    LOL 50/50 :P 7 years ago  
    Micky.... "I need a caravan fer me mem" 7 years ago +1
    Angelina has fat ass lips :() 7 years ago +1
    NEITHER 7 years ago +1
    lol, don't know either xD 7 years ago  
    Ummm, Hamburgers are beef... 7 years ago +5
    Imagine being allergic to yourself xD 7 years ago +3
    Think! If you know that you die in a car crash then just never get in a car again! :D 7 years ago +3
    Already done :^] 7 years ago +2
    lol, I make cookie dough just so I can eat it xD 7 years ago +1
    Social network kinda sucked.... 7 years ago +3
    Faster death... 7 years ago +1
    Talented people have Swag :P 7 years ago +2
    Already got em both :] 7 years ago  
    At least I'd have clean insides when I die :D 7 years ago +2
    I love the ocean :) 7 years ago  
    #2 = Ruined childhood. I've already done it :P 7 years ago +5
    Swaggin' it everyday :) 7 years ago  
    Haha, my mom's a pushover :] 7 years ago +7
    If I said everything I thought, I'd be despised by just about everyone... 7 years ago +6
    Some foods have liquid :P 7 years ago  
    Musicians have swag :] 7 years ago  
    Easy answer :]..... Unless 2012 is real.... 7 years ago +5
    Getting shot is faster... 7 years ago +4
    Wikipedia :) 7 years ago  
    White chocolate is an imposter... 7 years ago +1
    Universal Studios, the beach and tons of hot girls? Easy answer :) 7 years ago  
    Eeew, who the hell wants a blackberry?! 7 years ago  
    Eventually you'd get bored of only chocolate... I'd get different flavors :D 7 years ago  
    I believe I can fly! :D 7 years ago +2
    Yeah, sorry, but I hate my mom... 7 years ago +1
    Hannah doesn't give 50 year old men lap dances :P 7 years ago +8
    I've seen Star Wars way too many times... Plus, the Avatar can have tail sex!! :D 7 years ago +4
    Maple syrup and awesome accents baby! :D 7 years ago +1
    Kids can't have legal sex :3 7 years ago  
    Barack Hussein Obama? No thanks :/ 7 years ago +1
    I love sight too much... :/ 7 years ago +1
    At least I'd keep my head safe :] 7 years ago +2
    Already done :D 7 years ago +1
    You can just learn to cut your own hair! :D 7 years ago +4
    Fail, the Star Trek picture is from Transformers xD 7 years ago +18
    Awww, Justin's acting all grown up :D 7 years ago +3
    Who the hell would want to be fat?! 7 years ago  
    I hate AC/DC, but I can't pick Bieber.... 7 years ago +2
    Pfff, screw national dept, I'm 13 :P 7 years ago +4
    Real football!! 7 years ago +2
    If I fell off the empire state building there's a chance I'd be on the news! :D 7 years ago +2
    That looks like a bit farther than just making out... 7 years ago  
    Who the hell would pick rain?! Snow is so fun!! :D Rain makes you stay inside all bored :/ 7 years ago  
    The kids who go to Narnia can't even do magic! 7 years ago +4
    Sorry, I'm a dog person... 7 years ago +508
    On my birthday I'm the important one :) 7 years ago +1
    Tree houses rule!! :D 7 years ago +3
    Sexist b*tch... 7 years ago  
    Who wouldn't want to be a ninja?! Asian swag Ftw!! 7 years ago +5

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