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Joined on July 8th, 2014 (1,784 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

Votes: 4,593

Questions: 180 view

Comments: 585

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Chris587 has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Would you rather spare a handicapped man or a fat nerd? 3 years ago 102 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather geeve your child spectation or natural instinction? 3 years ago 77 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather try to make friends with your cellmates or be born to keel and die? 3 years ago 94 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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If you had keeled someone in cold blood would you rather hear what your sentence is or keel another one? 3 years ago 87 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather sucker punch someone trembling in anxiety or calm as a pineapple? 3 years ago 103 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather feel bone crushing pain every moment of every day but never die by someone else or die by someone else in any way? 3 years ago 93 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wear a bullet ants pants or wear a bullet ants shirt? 3 years ago 99 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather close your eyes and sit for a whole day or be locked in an empty white room for a whole day? 3 years ago 142 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat boiled mosquitos with oatmeal or boiled snails with oatmeal? 3 years ago 85 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather provoke someone or hit someone? 3 years ago 116 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather make someone overflow with grief or be neutral? 3 years ago 108 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather make someone overflow with anger or be neutral? 3 years ago 106 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather feel annoyed or feel disgusted? 3 years ago 109 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather overflow with neutrality from the inside out or have any kind of swag you want? 3 years ago 101 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be defensive or be neutral? 3 years ago 131 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be offensive or be neutral? 3 years ago 110 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather not tolerate disrespect or be unable to tolerate disrespect? 3 years ago 94 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather disrespect with respect or respect with disrespect? 3 years ago 158 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be unable to teach respect or unable to give respect? 3 years ago 119 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have no respect or get no respect? 3 years ago 87 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather want disrespect or not? 3 years ago 98 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather want respect or not? 3 years ago 109 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather do a favor and relieve someone of their life or do a favor and stop cancer? 3 years ago 115 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take this penny or take this dollar? 3 years ago 142 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather die if the next bird you see is a red bird or blue bird? 3 years ago 128 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather respect someone that believes you are disrespecting him by respecting him or disrespect someone who doesn't understand your disrespect? 3 years ago 89 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather respect everyone even if they don't deserve it or disrespect the ones that deserve it? 3 years ago 119 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be like a worm that never stops digging into other people or be like a rabid dog dat always protects people? 3 years ago 106 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a deja vu of a dream where you died or dream a dream inside a dream of a dream from a dream? 3 years ago 97 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather do it when they are begging for you or not interested in you? 3 years ago 142 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be full or be starving? 3 years ago 159 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather feel fried or feel discombobulated? 3 years ago 150 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be the best crossfitter or be the best sprinter? 3 years ago 135 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be normal or be famous? 3 years ago 150 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather inhale love smoke or inhale clown smoke? 3 years ago 80 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather appreciate sad or sad of being sad? 3 years ago 71 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather your uncle died or your spouse has died? 3 years ago 98 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather miss your dad or miss your mother? 3 years ago 61 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather cry for no good reason or cry for a good reason? 3 years ago 101 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Ronald Davis or Eric? 3 years ago 66 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Barack Obama? or George Bush? 3 years ago 106 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Army or Navy? 3 years ago 104 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather sing a song or play an instrument? 3 years ago 121 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have your last ice cream or have your last pizza? 3 years ago 108 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Robin Williams or Mr.Rogers? 3 years ago 93 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Steve Harvey or Uncle Phil James? 3 years ago 86 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Floyd Mayweather or Michael Jordan? 3 years ago 92 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Lizzie or Beth? 3 years ago 74 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Dale Horvath or Hershel Greene? 3 years ago 74 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Dale or Merle Dixon? 3 years ago 73 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Pokemon or Oprah? 3 years ago 127 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather The Green Mile or Cast Away? 3 years ago 83 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather The Lion King or Up? 3 years ago 134 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather the last of us or the walking dead? 3 years ago 173 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Darth Vader or Mario? 3 years ago 115 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be humiliated or be depressed? 3 years ago 171 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather accept $5000 in counterfeit money or give away $5000 in counterfeit money? 3 years ago 110 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather three-point shots or lay-ups? 3 years ago 115 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather pick up a potatoe and explode or pick up a kitchen knife and get tasered? 3 years ago 123 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather say you drew a fartzilla or stole an old man's soup? 3 years ago 136 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat some cheesebobs or use a spongebob? 3 years ago 114 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather choose your enemy based on your weapon or choose your weapon based on your enemy? 3 years ago 135 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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You have one day left before you die, would you rather celebrate in bolivion or run away into oblivion? 3 years ago 119 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather believe you are nothing or believe you wake up after death? 3 years ago 135 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be infinite twerking or be infinite wanking? 3 years ago 120 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be infinite pooping or infinite peeing? 3 years ago 130 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather be infinite fighting or be infinite flying? 3 years ago 161 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be infinite playing or be infinite working? 3 years ago 151 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be infinite walking or be infinite sitting? 3 years ago 145 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be infinite falling or be infinite climbing? 3 years ago 132 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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In a skydive would you rather fall out of your harness or pass out? 3 years ago 159 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather do a pull-up on a friend who is hanging from the edge of a tower or throw your parachute out and try to retrieve and put it on in mid-air? 3 years ago 166 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather not do anything as a spotter until the last moment or lift the weight off the rack for the person underneath? 3 years ago 133 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather walk up erase all the notes during class or delete everything on the teacher's computer? 3 years ago 162 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather pour water all over the tests while your teacher grades them or fart during class? 3 years ago 152 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather gamble everything you have or rip up someone's money? 3 years ago 161 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat a comb of honey or eat some Ferrero Rochers? 3 years ago 166 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather first take a bite of drumsticks or first take a bite of chocolate? 3 years ago 168 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use fracturing rounds or hollow points? 3 years ago 144 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a hat that blocks all negative thoughts and images when you put it on or have sunglasses that makes you unable to feel any emotions when you put them on? 3 years ago 165 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather see too much violence or listen to too much violent music? 3 years ago 145 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have too much junk or eat too much junk? 3 years ago 156 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather polar bears or pandas? 3 years ago 160 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be around people but feel sad or be sad everytime you're alone? 3 years ago 141 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to sad music when you're sad or spend time alone when you're sad? 3 years ago 149 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather cry when you're sad or cry when someone is sad? 3 years ago 151 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be all alone or go home with E.T.? 3 years ago 128 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get rid of all superstitions or save a child from abuse? 3 years ago 159 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather save an animal from an abusive owner or stop animal abuse? 3 years ago 185 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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With your bare hands would you rather squeeze a marine ribbon worm to death or beat a clam to death? 3 years ago 147 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take a fist to the face or lick your mom's tongue? 3 years ago 176 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Lara Croft or Jill Valentine? 3 years ago 98 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Ellie from The Last of Us or Carl Grimes from The Walking Dead? 3 years ago 121 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be hit with explosive sparks or a water cannon? 3 years ago 128 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take a break and turn back or keep fighting and get lost? 3 years ago 103 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather know that you will die or know you will never be found again? 3 years ago 115 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather sleep with two headed twins or no legged amputee? 3 years ago 140 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather do something disguised as a woman or disguised as an old man? 3 years ago 126 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather there be no more land or no more water? 3 years ago 146 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather communicate to a spirit bear or communicate to a spirit elephant? 3 years ago 134 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather learn to respect everybody or learn to be respected by everybody? 3 years ago 128 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather die with an enemy or die with your family? 3 years ago 147 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get a boost or break someone's fall? 3 years ago 94 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather carve a face on a tree for a friend or have your reflection in a mirror for a friend? 3 years ago 199 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have big teeth or big forehead? 3 years ago 116 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have big arms or big teeth? 3 years ago 105 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather turn into a cardboard every time you cry or cry blood every time you cry? 3 years ago 113 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather frown cry or relax cry? 3 years ago 109 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather throw a last question or always have more questions? 3 years ago 84 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather rest in piece or rest in splatter? 3 years ago 93 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be bad but evil or good and evil? 3 years ago 125 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather stare at the wrong time but have a good time or run when it's time but turn around and have a bad time? 3 years ago 70 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather cry at the right time but a wrong time or laugh at a good time but a wrong time 3 years ago 73 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather die like this or have sex like this? 3 years ago 91 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather believe I am you and you is me or believe you will be born again through your family tree? 3 years ago 63 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather say what you see in this picture or say what you see in this picture? 3 years ago 88 votes 41 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather laugh at a suicidal emo while he hangs himself or cry with him and tell him to stop? 3 years ago 95 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather never laugh for a couple of months or never cry for a couple of years? 3 years ago 99 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather hang onto a car while it speeds away or block a car from escaping? 3 years ago 55 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get out of your car or walk across the street? 3 years ago 63 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather sentence Casey Anthony to death or sentence Casey Anthony to hell? 3 years ago 73 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather spare their lives or be judged by God for your wrongdoings? 3 years ago 87 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be chased by an injured werewolf having nothing to defend yourself with or take a dunk in the ocean during a random prehistoric time for 10 seconds? 3 years ago 79 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get lucky and survive a gun battle with no injuries or end the fight with a lucky shot? 3 years ago 87 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take a red shower or take a green shower? 3 years ago 127 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather kill your wife or flirt with her best friend? 3 years ago 187 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather kill your husband or flirt with his best friend? 3 years ago 97 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather open the door for a woman screaming for help or watch the zombies turn her into a zombie? 3 years ago 132 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat a long death threat essay or swallow a short death note? 3 years ago 106 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather kiss a weird contaminated fish or leave the shark cage and swim to the boat? 3 years ago 88 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather trapped in a cave home with a sasquatch coming to eat you or have your life depend on squeezing through a tiny hole to escape Wonderland creatures that want to eat you alive? 3 years ago 87 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be abducted by 3 girls or fight a ninja? 3 years ago 101 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be blonde-haired black man or play game of thrones? 3 years ago 88 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather die by drinking something or die by an accident? 3 years ago 76 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather have an amputation performed on you with a machine gun or have your hair cut wildly with a pair of katanas? 3 years ago 80 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather blind yourself by staring into the sun or cover one eye but have a magnifying glass focus the sunlight into your eye? 3 years ago 69 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be insane which makes you do random things or crazy which makes you do stupid things? 4 years ago 111 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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In a zombie apocalypse would you rather survive the last few days of your life barricaded in your room or hiding in an abandoned house? 4 years ago 113 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be shot in the back of the head with a .22 fmj round or take a sledgehammer hit to the forehead while laying on the ground? 4 years ago 105 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather test chainmail by being hit across the stomach with a katana or bulletproof vest by getting shot in the stomach with a handgun? 4 years ago 173 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have to recover from a leg fracture or recover from stab wounds? 4 years ago 163 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be stalked by Morgan Freeman or Samuel L. Jackson? 4 years ago 165 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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For a prank would you rather drive someones car into the ocean or drive a car through their house? 4 years ago 153 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather want to feel the pain of getting shot in the head then regenerating back to normal or getting shot in the nuts and regenerating back to normal? 4 years ago 133 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be named Long wang or Moe Lester? 4 years ago 102 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather hunt someone down until you get an apology or run away and hide even though you feel guilty? 4 years ago 100 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather know how to preserve your consciousness forever or know how to replicate your consciousness, so you can be multiple people at the same time? 4 years ago 148 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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10) You look into the basement and try to run away but you were too slow, would you rather be disemboweled or bitten repeatedly until you die ? 4 years ago 115 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be pepper sprayed directly into your mouth and face or eat the hottest pepper in the world every day with every meal? 4 years ago 135 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather sink to the ocean floor and get crushed under the water pressure or be trapped in a vacuum with no air pressure? 4 years ago 217 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather escape a tsunami in a powered parachute or by scuba diving? 4 years ago 215 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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If you were to suicide would you rather take an innocent person with you or die by yourself? 4 years ago 179 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather never die from any kind of accident or never die when anybody tries to harm you? 4 years ago 177 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather press a button that will stop the flow of time forever, meaning everything including yourself will be frozen in time or fast forward time by a trillion years a second for all eternity? 4 years ago 127 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wake up with worms all over your bed or next to a rotting body but no worms? 4 years ago 190 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather love to be bored to death or love to be in agony and pain? 4 years ago 165 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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If you were a mouse would you rather be eaten by a centipede or a snake? 4 years ago 169 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be put in an aquarium to be fed to a giant toad or a colossal snapping turtle? 4 years ago 152 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be trapped in a cage with a chained lion that can barely reach you and with no room to move further away from it or would you rather be trapped on a cliff with no room to move away from the edge? 4 years ago 155 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wish you could have shown more care for someone or wish you could not care at all? 4 years ago 189 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have nothing to do with superstition or make your peace with God, just in case? 4 years ago 186 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have an angel visit one night, telling you that your soul is unredeemable and doomed for an eternity in hell or once in a while, have a demon that tries to kill you in your sleep? 4 years ago 275 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather finish a downed enemy with a pocket revolver or a Kukri? 4 years ago 163 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather make someone die with a feeling of guilt and fear or let them know about Juses Crust? 4 years ago 164 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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If you were kidnapped and sealed behind a wall in a deep underground tomb, would you rather stay silent or pointlessly cry, panic, scream, slap at the wall, etc? 4 years ago 152 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather increase the intelligence of humans by 100 percent or increase their lifespan by an average of 100 years? 4 years ago 178 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be possessed by the soul of Justin Bieber or keep your soul but be Justin Bieber? 4 years ago 165 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a condition when you stare too long into a dark corner, your worst nightmare begins to appear or every time you go up the stairs, you sense it stalking from behind? 4 years ago 244 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fight to stay alive on the hospital bed or let the grim reaper take your soul? 4 years ago 205 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather kill zombies with a lawn mower or a chainsaw arm? 4 years ago 185 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather finish someone off with a lightsaber or a katana? 4 years ago 225 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather stay stuck in a cramped tunnel under the pressure of a heavy rock until you suffocate or keep worming your way out and drop into a pool of crocodiles before you attempt to swim to shore? 4 years ago 125 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be rolled down a sand dune or a snowy hill, 1000 times non-stop? 4 years ago 417 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather always be serious or never be serious, no matter what happens? 4 years ago 1,084 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wake up in the deepest parts of the Paris Catacombs or be dropped in the middle of the ocean at night? 4 years ago 194 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather uncontrollably laugh about a person's traumatic situation, while everyone is silent? or cry during a movie scene when no one else is crying but some are laughing and snickering? 4 years ago 133 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Do you believe the Genesis account of creation? No or Yes 4 years ago 146 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Which would startle you more? A handgun goes off in class while you're taking a test. or You lift your pillow from the bed and find a Vietnamese centipede. 4 years ago 757 votes 26 comments 1 like
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Who would you rather be in a zombie apocalypse? Wolverine or Cyclops 4 years ago 1,912 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to turn invisible or pass through anything? 4 years ago 165 votes 8 comments 0 likes

Chris587 has posted the following comments:

die from seeing this question ever again 3 years ago +2
Yes I would try. 3 years ago  
uh that's repulsive 3 years ago  
no but I don't want the need to want to improve 3 years ago  
sometimes bullying is the answer 3 years ago  
Which is worse abrotion or assisted suicide? 3 years ago  
guests dont give a fk bout getting the best comments 3 years ago  
ei liek hiz purpol faisthe eatz liek da culur uh me wen ei habba ginormous erecshun 3 years ago  
ith ei wunt tuh bee fair in udder peepol's eyes but eef not ei wood waysth duh gurl wheat duh ebil smirk 3 years ago +1
mey mynd iz liek ei whale kayle sumone butt dat meens dey wheel kayle me fer no gud raisin 3 years ago  
i'll choose to come back as something or else I'll die again 3 years ago  
muscles have memory so thats all i need to win a fight 3 years ago  
my skull is a home 3 years ago +1
i'd like to start off in Darnassus 3 years ago  
dis is a religion 3 years ago  
it's just a persun you do wut you feel like 3 years ago  
oreos are cancer 3 years ago +1
it's a pizza so i choose this option 3 years ago  
less impact on my bones 3 years ago  
dis is natural and align with my instinct 3 years ago  
ei have a thing fer froots 3 years ago  
I don't want tuh see my parent when I die 3 years ago  
should i make them laugh instead? 3 years ago  
rape whodever dis b!tch is 3 years ago  
HAYUL NO 3 years ago  
i haf no reason to be there 3 years ago  
maybay 3 years ago  
it means they wanted him to escape 3 years ago  
might be a murderer 3 years ago  
I'd rather be in a coffin all alone unless they put something in the coffin. 3 years ago  
because itz epic 3 years ago  
music collection, porn stash, fishing gear 3 years ago  
nostalgic and euphoric humiliation 3 years ago  
its a psycological game, some people make others play their game, some play their own game, some don't play a game 3 years ago  
why wuld i interfere wit someone else's life? 3 years ago  
this is a gud question 3 years ago  
the more perfect I dance the better the music so I'll get better at dancing 3 years ago +1
i feel like a comment 3 years ago  
definetely 3 years ago  
forgot 3 years ago  
i would do the same thing cuz it doesn't matter 3 years ago  
i'm a garbage collector so I already know lots of bad smells 3 years ago  
1000 ways I could die in the next 5 minutes 3 years ago  
still has fingers just not that long 3 years ago  
i have a strong feeling they are a murderer 3 years ago +1
like a president obama 3 years ago +1
best news reporter 3 years ago  
i don't give a sh!t about my kids they should just stay a sperm 3 years ago  
resting on crutches 3 years ago  
o tat would be too awsum 3 years ago  
I appreciate all of them and wouldn't mind if I get eaten by a sea creature 3 years ago +1
i can recount everytime it rains 3 years ago +1
never b!tch 3 years ago  
i would wish for her to be less ugly 3 years ago  
dress up as me 3 years ago  
i can believe that i dont know a dam thing about something that is impossible to prove 3 years ago  
i would bring back just like anyone else wuld 3 years ago  
ill find a train and jump on 3 years ago  
i smash lemonade embryos 3 years ago  
10 compared to me 3 years ago  
shouldn't call people pin heads cuz sometimes things won't be so good 3 years ago +1
I CAN GIVE A DAMN AND A F*CK WHENEVER 3 years ago  
LATEEFA 3 years ago  
10 compared to yourself 3 years ago  
no it doesn't even exist 3 years ago  
9 11 3 years ago  
i like the cloths 3 years ago  
10 3 years ago  
anything is good but all them suck 3 years ago  
i play an orc drum 3 years ago  
its a megatron 3 years ago  
2 meatballs, 1 banna, 5 hollow points for a score of 8 on the random 3 years ago  
better pizzas mean better ingredients 3 years ago  
better person = better pizza 3 years ago  
20lbs on the moon 3 years ago +1
I would take some of this when I'm on my death bed 3 years ago  
appulljaxxx and jrob 3 years ago +1
you 3 years ago  
you want to know wut mine is? or not? 3 years ago  
a dream is a goal 3 years ago  
I don't need to set goals I just need to dream goals 3 years ago  
I believe I'm the smartest if someone says otherwise I'll destroy them 3 years ago  
chef knife for lobsters 3 years ago +2
baptize them in their own squirts of holy water and virgin blood 3 years ago +2
hidden bombs 3 years ago +2
green is a lucky number 3 years ago +2
also i was a depressed shrunken hippocampus fat ass nerd 3 years ago  
also I was a Jesus belieber 3 years ago  
is God a cancer or is he an atom? If not how can you tell wut a face is? and what is the meaning of Ayburham? 3 years ago  
that's was me 6 months ago when I was a weed smoking pothead 3 years ago  
all o dem 3 years ago  
In my mind God is real 3 years ago +1
smelling like bacon and sweat with rotten egg 3 years ago  
I would put a black scarecrow to scare away black people and white people but my main motive was to get shot and killed for being a retard 3 years ago  
to die bronde or not to die 3 years ago  
more retarded 3 years ago  
abort their life 3 years ago  
they'll be in heaven so it doesn't matter 3 years ago +2
the edge of the table or does a sword come out and stab you? 3 years ago +1
it won't be my fault when someone dies 3 years ago  
give the computer to someone 3 years ago  
pepper spray or taser 3 years ago  
I'll make a flash flood anywhere I want 3 years ago  
Actually you are reincarnated every time a baby is born 3 years ago  
I wasn't supposed to be born 3 years ago  
maybe I would put my d on her face 3 years ago  
I would let gandhi punch me in the throat so I can start to build some stone-like neck muscles 3 years ago  
rape is too weak 3 years ago  
Doesn't matter it's all about looks 3 years ago  
guess what my face is, it's the last thing you'll ever see 3 years ago  
I would betray them for the dark brotherhood of my mind 3 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY88sphR5JE 3 years ago  
I'll drink it after I boil it for 10 hours 3 years ago  
bad at being good but bad when it comes to being bad 3 years ago  
pride in being a sloth when it comes to pride 3 years ago  
made of fart beef and diarrhea sauce 3 years ago +1
I should eat these after they been chewed up, thrown up into a bowl, farted on, and left outside for a week. 3 years ago  
I prepare food at a restaurant with a tiny bit of semen lotion every time to get a psychological benefit 3 years ago +3
I want to get rid of the universe 3 years ago  
I don't even remember To Kill A Mockingbird since I never saw one 3 years ago  
I love to do a lot of things I just can't think of all of them off the top of my head. 3 years ago  
maybe 1 in each eye, 1 in my teeth, 1 in my groin, and 1 through my ear 3 years ago  
It would make more questions or spontaneously self destruct 3 years ago  
I can squat myself or someone else 3 years ago  
If there are no more cops outside then I'll run but if there are I'll just surrender 3 years ago  
fail at not trying 3 years ago  
loved with hate and hated with hate 3 years ago  
idk 3 years ago  
I'll take them with me 3 years ago  
You're lucky I clicked B 3 years ago  
potoatoes 3 years ago  
rape 3 years ago  
Christian personality 3 years ago  
just need to peel the skin off 3 years ago  
so I can fly it into Justin Bieber 3 years ago  
are they the same people? 3 years ago  
I regret nothing I like the way life is 3 years ago  
i have a price but to me I don't have a price 3 years ago  
no one would suspect a real life saber so I can carry it around anywhere and kill without them fighting back 3 years ago  
i was crying when I was born because I didn't want to be born. 3 years ago +2
i'll pick up some more weapons 3 years ago  
I'll gladly be Davidsingle 3 years ago  
I make them orgasm so hard that they rip off of each other 3 years ago  
If she leaves I'll chase her and bring her back 3 years ago  
yes, crying and enjoying it while being raped 3 years ago  
doesn't matter since I'm being born again everyday 3 years ago +1
doesn't matter since there's 7 billion more of me 3 years ago  
massths 3 years ago  
they will be born again so it's okay 3 years ago  
cause she has fat boobs 3 years ago  
I want to stumble upon Maggie Greene cheating with Carl Grimes at night in a Terminus cell then join in for a threesome. 3 years ago  
G-ZUS CHRIST 3 years ago +1
Aren't we all? 3 years ago  
elephants look fake 3 years ago  
leave them in a silent house all alone with a grandfather clock 3 years ago  
i believen in myself 3 years ago  
doesn't matter 3 years ago  
if she was that much of a threat she deserves to get raped 3 years ago  
I would pray for her to get the demons out 3 years ago  
none of these I would kill my friend with the psychokiller because it was all a set up 3 years ago  
I saved them from living any longer 3 years ago +1
the worst house will still be better than most average homes 3 years ago +2
Churches chicken is better 3 years ago +1
after daydreaming about being stuck in the middle of the ocean and drowning peacefully I'll get back on the boat 3 years ago  
doesn't matter 3 years ago  
doesn't matter 3 years ago  
doesn't matter 3 years ago  
doesn't matter 3 years ago  
doesn't matter 3 years ago  
doesn't matter 3 years ago  
doesn't matter 3 years ago  
doesn't matter 3 years ago  
she'll become a pornstar 3 years ago  
my staff can kill any enemy by itself 3 years ago  
isn't mercury a frozen planet? 3 years ago  
doesn't matter 3 years ago +1
doesn't matter 3 years ago  
doesn't matter 3 years ago  
doesn't matter 3 years ago  
doesn't matter 3 years ago +1
doesn't matter 3 years ago  
doesn't matter 3 years ago  
doesn't matter 3 years ago  
doesn't matter 3 years ago  
my children would look more attractive than my spouse 3 years ago  
a fleshlight 3 years ago  
i like to be an atheist that is an atheist of atheism 3 years ago  
If it's already painful then why not? 3 years ago +4
since Decker's boobs are like sagging water balloons 3 years ago +1
my brain tells my brain to follow my brain 3 years ago +1
I can make any game successful 3 years ago  
I like it when they feel like they're asleep 3 years ago +1
you said kill not play 3 years ago  
being born as me 3 years ago  
is black skin better? 3 years ago  
vain modesty 3 years ago  
trusting but suspicious 3 years ago  
guarding recklessly 3 years ago  
lenient on strict 3 years ago  
forgive with a revenge 3 years ago  
two guns for me 3 years ago  
it's already too late 3 years ago  
both are too easy 3 years ago  
that's what they get for ending up in my cell 3 years ago  
the background makes her more attractive 3 years ago +4
either way I'll still die 3 years ago  
its the same thing 3 years ago  
they both smell good 3 years ago  
boixer 3 years ago  
its all the saem results 3 years ago  
its all the same thing 3 years ago  
both are the same thing 3 years ago  
If I watch too much Spoderman I'll turn into one. 3 years ago  
since all our ancestors are dead 3 years ago +1
I'll always use that time for sleep 3 years ago +1
too strong 3 years ago  
has a freaggin goddam revolver pistol thingy 3 years ago  
crack his jaw, choke him from behind, rip open his ass 3 years ago  
I have to carry on with the murder plans 3 years ago  
no 100% 3 years ago  
already did sometime in my life 3 years ago  
at least I get to live forever 3 years ago +5
eat an apple from the tree of life 3 years ago  
You can't prove that everything is bullsh*t you motherf*cker. 4 years ago  
at least it doesn't matter anymore since I'm dead 4 years ago  
at least that was all they could do to me 4 years ago  
Kill Justin Bieber 4 years ago  
Kill ISIS members 4 years ago  
being a faggot is the worst feeling 4 years ago +1
I think there might be a God, I don't know much about it but things that happened in my life make me wonder if there is something. 4 years ago  
At least I knew there were more people like me. 4 years ago  
A treehouse 4 years ago  
I moved out of my mom's vagina when I was born. 4 years ago +2
An asteroid that destroys Earth 4 years ago  
If I was a cop I would be paranoid of black people. 4 years ago  
twizzlers up yo ass 4 years ago  
I'd drink food. 4 years ago  
vitamin d 4 years ago  
I don't give a f*ck 4 years ago  
I'd rather have you dead. 4 years ago  
no 100% for you 4 years ago  
I can steal to become rich. 4 years ago  
I think a creator failed and made a big bang. 4 years ago  
If I was super fast I would most likely kill myself in an accident. 4 years ago  
It would feel like an instant. 4 years ago  
just in case my house burns down 4 years ago +2
Drown her in the tub 4 years ago +1
No one would survive after that explosion. 4 years ago  
I would fling my old girlfirend into the dumpster 4 years ago +1
And it's useful to mask your scent from the animals that might harm you. 4 years ago  
I change my mind option A is free stuff 4 years ago  
Taking a shower is good 4 years ago  
I once saw an old man humping a goat on the internet 4 years ago  
Do you have faith that I will let you go and not kill you? 4 years ago +2
my beleef is that I should kill you 4 years ago  
I will make a bloody mess out of you while you are still alive b*tch 4 years ago +1
Maybe, but I don't think so. 4 years ago  
Have fun getting shot, stabbed, and beat to death. 4 years ago +1
I enjoy making you suffer. 4 years ago +1
by Fowest Gump 4 years ago +1
I like to play god and you'll be my b*tch. 4 years ago +1
I was productive at fapping today. 4 years ago +3
I just came back after wiping my ass of thick green and brown sh*t that smells like a dead person. 4 years ago  
I fooled all of you too easily, what I really want is to die. 4 years ago  
Lol I was joking, I really don't give a dam where or who I live with. 4 years ago  
I want to live on my own 4 years ago +1
now I remember this pic every time someone says Karma 4 years ago  
boobis are good 4 years ago +2
It's a trap. 4 years ago  
DOOOOO YOUUUU WAANT TOOO DIIE? 4 years ago  
burn his house down 4 years ago  
Tie him up and put him outside 4 years ago  
sand rat 4 years ago  
so they can commit more crime 4 years ago +2
I'll die whenever I want to. 4 years ago  
as long as she doesn't give me HIV or AIDS 4 years ago  
she cheated on me many times so that's what she deserves 4 years ago  
Running fo an hour is not good enough fo me. I work every moment I have a chance until my body is dripping with sweat in the morning until bedtime, in cold weather, hot weather, humid, dry, stressed, tired, thirsty, or hungry. 4 years ago  
your life ain't worth a dime 4 years ago  
true love is McDonalds, KFC, and Pizza Hut. 4 years ago  
life is whatever I want it to be 4 years ago  
life is whatever I want it to be 4 years ago  
who is God? 4 years ago +1
Interesting, what kind of God do you have in mind? 4 years ago +1
where did God come from? 4 years ago +1
You do understand that I don't give a f*ck 4 years ago  
Say this bullsh*t anywhere near me and I will murder you. 4 years ago  
I'd rather he suffer by my hands. 4 years ago  
You're the one who's bullsh*t motherfcker. 4 years ago  
say that again b*tch and you'll end up in a body bag 4 years ago  
You need to die. 4 years ago  
I don't give a fck. 4 years ago +1
dumb motherfcker, what you need is to get shot 4 years ago +1
*Flips a coin* If it land on heads I get my revenge. 4 years ago  
or you can kill him then kill yourself which makes more sense 4 years ago  
I want to see what happens in the future. 4 years ago +2
In Option B your pet dog can touch and rape you. 4 years ago  
One time I saw two huge flies moving around on the inside of the window of my room. I was surprised since it was December and my room was too cold to have any flies, especially the windows. I went to get the bug swatter and when I turned around they both disappeared. I didn't hear them fly away but I still swatted at the windows and checked all around but they were not there. That's why I knew I was hallucinating but I was not dehydrated or suffering from a lack of sleep and I've never taken drugs or been on medication. 4 years ago  
fried rice, chicken, and noodles 4 years ago  
since it will cut my hand off 4 years ago  
That picture in A is too gross this whole question should be removed. 4 years ago +1
I like natural food. 4 years ago  
All of these are yes. 4 years ago +1
That means your d1ck is made of Jesus Christ. 4 years ago  
to enjoy photosynthesis while I wait 4 years ago  
I want to live so I change my mind. 4 years ago  
Only if I absolutely had to. 4 years ago  
Even if it was an angry wolf I would have a chance to survive. 4 years ago  
I meant to choose B Hulk Hogan looks slow 4 years ago  
Idk poop lord sounds better than cist scum 4 years ago +1
If I break the snow globe where do I end up? 4 years ago  
If I can make no allies that means I'll just have to kill them. 4 years ago +1
My parents will kill me. 4 years ago  
Do I have a penis? 4 years ago  
Is that spit in option A? 4 years ago  
I can just tape it to my back. 4 years ago  
A medieval stiletto that looks like a wooden wand. 4 years ago  
more useful 4 years ago  
I had an interesting dream last night. The setting was in a parking lot in front of a ghetto apartment and the orange street lights made everything have black shadows. I was running from a group of people poking me with knives. They only gave short quick stabs in non-vital areas of my body. I ran out into the empty street and ran down the road. When I stopped an looked back a fast guy started running after me. When I saw a car coming in the distance I was yelling and waving my arms while running towards it until I changed perspective to being the man inside the car. Being the person inside the car I saw what was happening and in one instance I ran over the guy who needed help along with the thug chasing him from behind. In another instance I slowed down the car and the bloody victim got inside just in time for me to drive off. 4 years ago +2
Since option A is almost pointless. 4 years ago +1
still a noob even though I've been on for a long time 4 years ago  
They wouldn't tell me so I don't have to know. 4 years ago  
Dating would be a waste of my time since I know I have a 100% fail rate. 4 years ago +1
by wearing a fat suit 4 years ago  
kill myself by living too long 4 years ago  
I change my mind since it might break the door of the safe house. 4 years ago  
No and never will 4 years ago  
bounce off 4 years ago  
none of these I want to retire 4 years ago  
sex can give you aids 4 years ago +7
to find out what the meaning of life is 4 years ago  
Owning a cat will take up one third of my time. 4 years ago +1
Expiration date is for the water not the bottle 4 years ago  
Not care and don't wan't to 4 years ago  
Doomsday preparations 4 years ago  
What's the point of asking yourself if there is no point of living? 4 years ago  
Why not? 4 years ago  
I would hang up and keep playing Call of Duty. 4 years ago  
at least I can make it more fun 4 years ago  
Dude his name is Jesus Christ not Jesus Crust, get it right. 4 years ago +1
It's because l was listening to something too loud. 4 years ago +2
what if I was an adult but really a kid? 4 years ago +1
more interesting 4 years ago  
Imaginary friends can be real if you want them to be. 4 years ago  
why is there a picture of an ice cream? 4 years ago  
Never attempt murder 4 years ago +2
If he is going to kill me then I would want my wife to die with me so she doesn't make kids with someone else. 4 years ago  
I have cancer 4 years ago +1
in soccer? 4 years ago  
Looks cool 4 years ago  
He should have worn his life jacket. 4 years ago  
It's too easy to save both of them but if I have to choose who dies then I guess I'll watch the five year old drown. 4 years ago  
Lol she reminds me of a dairy cow 4 years ago +1
It will grow back 4 years ago  
I might be retarded. 4 years ago  
at least I can get in better shape because I'm completely healthy 4 years ago +2
I would never do any of these 4 years ago +3
I thought nudity was fapped upon. 4 years ago +4
Option A for playing video games and Option B for masturbating 4 years ago +1
You can kill me but I have people that will kill you back. 4 years ago  
drowned by Kraken or Megalodon? 4 years ago  
drowned by accident or drowned by someone else? 4 years ago  
It's cause you're a pussy who still wants to be alive. 4 years ago  
kill them before they kill me 4 years ago  
something 4 years ago  
there's not a lot of things better than dying 4 years ago +1
I would cut someone elses balls 4 years ago +1
It's impossible. 4 years ago  
No but I'll kill you. 4 years ago  
How about I kill him afterwards 4 years ago  
As long as I die. 4 years ago  
Did I get the right answer? 4 years ago  
Illumination? 4 years ago  
Wolverine 4 years ago  
Just like Columbine, Virginia Tech, or Isla Vista! 4 years ago +2
Some Mexicans look like tan blondes or brunettes. 4 years ago +5
and spit on their face 4 years ago +4
As long as I get what I want 4 years ago  
BY MY 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN. 4 years ago  
Option D: Killing Spree! 4 years ago +4
What if I was ashamed of being ashamed? 4 years ago +2
I should just get fake teeth afterwards 4 years ago  
I wouldn't be concerned about my property, I would just want to take his life. 4 years ago  
Wear a mask 4 years ago  
You're questions are random which I like. 4 years ago +1
dawnofcrack, pos, go to hell, die 4 years ago  
As long as it goes to heaven 4 years ago  
If my friend became mentally handicapped that would make me sad no matter how happy he looks. The good thing is, I wouldn't have to take care of him. 4 years ago  
At least I'm not mentally handicapped 4 years ago  
The bus reminds me of Harriet Tubmen 4 years ago +1
The bus makes me feel depressed 4 years ago  
I give Rabies 4 years ago +1
speak language 4 years ago  
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got to poop, and my poop is green. 4 years ago  
Whatever you want it to be. 4 years ago +1
Justin Bieber so I can be famous for killing him. 4 years ago +1
he has secret laser-beam eyes 4 years ago  
the devil used to be a rapture 4 years ago  
at least i'd be a human 4 years ago +1
ugly face but sexy body 4 years ago +4
How about lesbian love and marriage? 4 years ago +2
my laugh sounds like cancer 4 years ago +2
The secret is I have betrayed them all, everyone will be slaughtered, and the city burned down. 4 years ago  
I wish but I know it be impossible 4 years ago  
ISIS 4 years ago  
Depends on who is justifying it 4 years ago  
Too much for me to handle and too much responsibility. I'd rather just do my part as a missing penis. 4 years ago +5
If I was jealous of them, definitely. 4 years ago +1
Lol perfect face to show before I murder someone. 4 years ago +1
1.847465 4 years ago  
- 5, and I'm not kidding. 4 years ago +1
For B I would burn them with a cigarette and pour alcohol into the holes. 4 years ago +1
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