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Joined on February 7th, 2016 (1,315 days ago)

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2 pounds veal, 1 cup all-purpose flour , 4 eggs , 1 tablespoon vegetable oil , salt and pepper to taste, 4 cups bread crumbs, 1/8 cup oil for frying

Cut the veal into steaks, about as thick as your finger. Dredge in flour. In a shallow dish, beat the eggs with 1 tablespoon oil, salt and pepper. Coat the veal with egg mixture, then with bread crumbs.
Heat 1/4 cup oil in a heavy skillet over medium heat. Fry veal until golden brown, about 5 minutes on each side.
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DEUTSCHESSCHNITZEL has submitted the following questions: voting view

What's more important? Having good jaguars or Having moves like slave 3 years ago 73 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be a Nipple or Slave 3 years ago 91 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have Nipples that have moves like jaguar or Slaves 3 years ago 77 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Find the Alexw round 3 #1 or #2 3 years ago 55 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Find the Alexw round 2 #1 or #2 3 years ago 62 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Let's play: "Find the Alexw " #1 or #2 3 years ago 65 votes 19 comments 0 likes
Would you rather See my smexy sexy nipples or Die as a virgin 3 years ago 108 votes 7 comments 0 likes
More interesting nipple fact Left nipples are usually more sensitive or About 1-5 percent of the population has more than 2 nipples 3 years ago 120 votes 19 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Have your nipples fall off or Have 4 nipples 3 years ago 178 votes 12 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have Big nipples or Tiny nipples 3 years ago 111 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Be able to change your nipple size or Be able to change your nipple colour 3 years ago 234 votes 11 comments 0 likes
3 and last round:Would you rather go to the next stranger you see and say: I'm a necrophiliac, so why don't you drop dead and I'll think about it! or The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement 3 years ago 102 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Round 2: Would you rather go to the next stranger you see and say: Your hair taste like strawberries or I'm wearing a thong...backwards 3 years ago 103 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather go to the next stranger you see and say: I bet you didn't feel me lick your ear or You have lovely skin, I can't wait to try it on 3 years ago 166 votes 16 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have your armpits smell like Cheese or Onions 3 years ago 130 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather never be able to watch movies or never be able to read books 3 years ago 126 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Always have to tell the truth or Always answer a question while telling a story 3 years ago 103 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Pee chocolate milk or Shit popcorn 3 years ago 167 votes 17 comments 0 likes
Would you rather get stung from 10 bees at random places or get kicked 5 Times hard in the shin 3 years ago 81 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather stalk someone regularly (comment who) or get stalked by a someone you know regularly (comment) 3 years ago 218 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather never be able to use any public or private transport methods (you have to walk to reach your destination) or not to be able to shower/ taking a bath (or any other method of cleaning with water (you can still clean yourself with your own saliva)) 3 years ago 77 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Be only sexually attracted to fruits or Change gender everytime you blink 3 years ago 137 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Not know the difference between a baby and a muffin or Change gender everytime you see chocolate 3 years ago 248 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Hammer 1 big nail trough your tongue (you're not allowed to remove it afterwards) or Have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine 3 years ago 69 votes 17 comments 0 likes
Would you rather never be able to change your Underwear or Pants 3 years ago 117 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Spit everytime while talking to someone or Yawn everytime while listening to someone 3 years ago 131 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Would you rather end the life of your pet with your hands or A stranger with a knife 3 years ago 110 votes 13 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have No family or No friends 3 years ago 129 votes 6 comments 0 likes

DEUTSCHESSCHNITZEL has posted the following comments:

It's just that it's impossible for me to have long contact with people and that I won't achieve anything at all. I don't want to write any bullsh"t anymore on this site. I'm just useless. 3 years ago  
Goodbye Guys. This will be my last comment on rrrather. It was a nice time with you even if most people probably don't even like me. I'm just useless and annoying on this site but I want to say thanks for everything. You've made my life better. 3 years ago  
Both confuse me sexually 3 years ago  
That would be reason enough to have sex with chocolate 3 years ago  
Deutsche Hunde sind toll 3 years ago  
Yesch! New fap material 3 years ago  
Suicide 3 years ago  
A is hawtter 3 years ago  
I want to make her pregnant 3 years ago  
Tastier 3 years ago  
Nintendo is like hitler: a great man 3 years ago +2
Already do a 3 years ago  
OMAGAWD my biggest fetish 3 years ago  
Would be worth it in bed :3 3 years ago  
You're too hawt for that;) 3 years ago +1
0 3 years ago  
I would die here in Germany if I would be a jew 3 years ago  
I like chocolate 3 years ago  
You can rape me if you want :3 3 years ago +1
My whole childhood 3 years ago  
So I could f*ck him 3 years ago  
This comment is stupid and I have reported you to the FBI 3 years ago  
I would commit suicide if B would be true 3 years ago  
Already have both 3 years ago  
You will die if you get killed 3 years ago  
If she could atleast give me sex 3 years ago  
Half of the rrrather population 3 years ago  
Would be more fun to have sex with him 3 years ago  
B is common knowledge 3 years ago  
Just like a regular woman 3 years ago  
Just rape and kill her afterwards... Nobody has to know about that 3 years ago  
Hawt, I want him to rape me 3 years ago +1
I always wanted to do both 3 years ago +1
#whitechocolateforpresident2016 3 years ago  
Babies are tasty 3 years ago  
Only if I could f"ck it afterwards 3 years ago +3
I would bang her 9/6 3 years ago +1
It makes me horny ;) 3 years ago  
I like to suck his mommy's titties :3 3 years ago  
That's not the only long thing;) 3 years ago +3
I wanna get raped 3 years ago  
A is sexy for me;) 3 years ago  
So they can be forever together with the family member 3 years ago  
So Hawt 3 years ago  
DEUTSCHLAND 3 years ago +1
tl;dr 3 years ago  
Both turn me on 3 years ago  
Less likely to get bombed 3 years ago +2
Killing is funny 3 years ago  
I live on the street 3 years ago +1
This question is for Ekzymore ♥ 3 years ago  
Having good slaves which have moves like jaguar 3 years ago  
Both are normal and I've got moves like jaguar 3 years ago  
Can I woo with wu?;) 3 years ago +1
I like to shove babies up my butt ♫ 3 years ago  
Makes me more horny 3 years ago  
He has got moves like jaguar 3 years ago  
Did nothing wrong and died for no reason 3 years ago  
You've got moves like jaguar 3 years ago  
I've got moves like jaguar 3 years ago  
A is gay 3 years ago  
Don't worry, I'm not human too. 3 years ago  
I want to be hated :( 3 years ago  
Marry me 3 years ago  
Hitler would be proud of me 3 years ago  
GERMANYYY 3 years ago  
Would be more awesome 3 years ago  
Then have sex with his corpse 3 years ago  
Tastier 3 years ago +1
It's a great way to show her that she has the inferior role 3 years ago  
I'm not a woman... 3 years ago  
Life means nothing for me... 3 years ago  
I'm a terrible person ... And I have a terrible life... 3 years ago +2
I like to sacrifices sheeps for Satan 3 years ago  
Just imagine your d'ck in his mouth 3 years ago  
DEUTSCHLAND HAT ENDLICH GEWONNEN! Merkel would be so happy 3 years ago  
Sex would be better with the cat that I just saw 3 years ago  
Maybe we lost 2 world wars... But we'll never lose this tournament! 3 years ago +4
Just write a page with your memories before you do this 3 years ago  
A would destroy your life while b would give you fame 3 years ago  
Anything but B... 3 years ago  
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles, Über alles in der Welt, Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze Brüderlich zusammenhält, Von der Maas bis an die Memel, Von der Etsch bis an den Belt – Deutschland, Deutschland über alles, Über alles in der Welt! 3 years ago  
I would still love you;) 3 years ago  
I would enjoy to see myself raping and killing people 3 years ago  
Judy is so hairy and soft ;) I would totally bang her 3 years ago +1
I don't want to get pregnant 3 years ago  
My life is a complete failure ... 3 years ago +1
Only hoes write quotes 3 years ago  
I hope that I didn't hurt your feelings to much... 3 years ago  
No and I would totally have sex with that girl in the pic :) but I know that you're male :( 3 years ago  
I'm a schnitzel and I'm proud of it. How could you say that I'm one of the ugly human?! BE FREE SCHNITZELS AND BE PROUD 3 years ago  
I don't mind. I wouldn't have to change taps to masturbate :3 3 years ago  
Hitler 3 years ago  
Also cool new profile picture. I like it! 3 years ago  
You get the reward too :3 : 3 years ago  
Vergiss nicht eine Currywurst und ein Döner zu probieren :3 3 years ago +1
Would be funny :DDDDD 3 years ago  
Correct, here's your reward : a Alexw acfionfigure :3 3 years ago  
Life of a couple in sweaden: "pee with me/ oh pee harder" 3 years ago +1
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit für DAS deutsche Vaterland! Danach lasst uns alle streben brüderlich mit Herz und Hand! Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit sind des Glückes Unterpfand! Blüh im Glanze dieses Glückes, blühe, deutsches Vaterland! Blüh im Glanze dieses Glückes, blühe, deutsches Vaterland! 3 years ago  
A causes B 3 years ago +1
You cannot kill me! No man can murder me! 3 years ago  
Yes I am one: because I'm tasty, thin and coated with beaten eggs 3 years ago  
That was she said 3 years ago  
Both give me an erection 3 years ago  
Could that be the legendary 100% question? 3 years ago +1
That b*tch can make me a sandwich! 3 years ago  
Bullets don't kill people, people kill people 3 years ago +3
Your taste buds might explode :3 3 years ago  
I could even rape spiders just for fun so LETS DO IT BOYYYS 3 years ago  
Tortillas :3 3 years ago  
Would be hawt to be the inferior role 3 years ago  
Then rape them all 3 years ago +1
That's why I rape 3 years ago  
I could beat you with my "bat";) 3 years ago  
I would still rape her that way 3 years ago +3
Just bomb some city and be gawd 3 years ago  
I love eating pussies 3 years ago  
Maybe this moment we met is supposed to happen? Maybe we're supposed to be together :3 but promise that you scream loud;) 3 years ago 3 years ago  
My face is enough to scare most people off.... 3 years ago +1
Fame and money... Double win :3 3 years ago +2
I enjoy rape scenarios :3 3 years ago +2
...a schnitzel? :3 3 years ago  
With nice looking people ;) 3 years ago  
Too, because you make me crazy guuuuurl;) 3 years ago +1
Do you count too? You're spicy for me and I would "eat" you;) 3 years ago  
Burning corpses is better than trowing them into the sea 3 years ago  
So she won't tell anyone when I abuse her?:3 3 years ago  
Too much creativity! Homepage Alexw NOW! 3 years ago  
The guy in the left pic is also hawttest person;) 3 years ago +1
Can we literally f*ck it? :3 3 years ago  
So I can kill won't have to suffer anymore :3 3 years ago +2
She let me suck her titties :3 3 years ago  
Not really but I bet you would like these beasts;) 3 years ago  
Your mom 3 years ago  
Then have sex with them 3 years ago  
That would be a great porno 3 years ago  
I would take over the world and make love with myself 3 years ago  
I get a boner everytime I see Nyan cat 3 years ago  
I prefer to shove it up my anus 3 years ago  
Wrong website 3 years ago  
I like both :3 3 years ago  
K to the sex question?;) 3 years ago  
Maybe he just wants it for the feeling? 3 years ago +1
What happened to your "say everytime k"-thing? :( 3 years ago  
JASON DONNER 3 years ago  
You can kill yourself :3 3 years ago  
Because I get an erection everytime I see a Schnitzel 3 years ago  
Meh I would still love you the way you are 3 years ago  
Can I fck you up? ;) 3 years ago  
Why do you have a table for your pic 3 years ago  
Not really but I won't mind if you set me guilty (I'm a bad boy, I need punishment ;) 3 years ago  
Well... I like the edited troll news more.. 3 years ago  
'I like fat d*ck' that interesting news... 3 years ago +1
18 3 years ago  
You never have to restart your computer ever If it's broken 3 years ago  
Is obvious 3 years ago  
Studies have shown that everyone who drink alcohol will die...also people who don't... 3 years ago +1
Let's see..for a: 3*0=0 friends and no girlfriend for b: 3 friends and a girlfriend ! I'm lonely... 3 years ago  
Less people would die with b 3 years ago +2
I like to eat pussies 3 years ago  
Being a pregnant man would be interesting 3 years ago  
I thought about the other kind of cockfighting but k 3 years ago  
Would be more interesting in bed;) 3 years ago  
Looks hawt 3 years ago +1
Btw is your left nipple more sensitive too? :3 3 years ago  
Like this comment if you voted this question in 2016 3 years ago  
I did it too and its true :3 3 years ago  
Do I have to write something to date you? 3 years ago  
*percent 3 years ago  
You could play with my 'heavy';) 3 years ago  
I wouldnt mind if my anus gets destroyed :3 3 years ago  
The giganto can destroy me... In bed;) 3 years ago  
I would totally bang her, even if she doesn't want it 3 years ago  
I could shove a Hawt dog up your anus :3 3 years ago +1
New world rule:you guys are only allowed to speak my primary language! And now rub my nipples, slaves! 3 years ago +1
We could have sex afterwards 3 years ago +1
I'm a bad boy;) 3 years ago  
You're a joke! 3 years ago  
This question deserves to be voted by Barack Obama 3 years ago +2
That's wonderful I guess 3 years ago  
No problem I guess 3 years ago  
A nipple? 3 years ago  
That's interesting I guess 3 years ago  
Nipples >Anus > Car > House 3 years ago  
You should never waste something :3 3 years ago  
Then I will have sex with a virgin, that would cure it :3 3 years ago +1
Any girl who wants to get rid of aids pm me;) 3 years ago  
I'm not normally but it's okay if you have feelings towards me, I just don't feel the same way... I'm sorry 3 years ago  
I bet you touch secretly your sister while she sleeps;) 3 years ago  
I bet she's good, did you already tried her? 3 years ago  
It's almost free for you moorad! 3 years ago  
I could still be fabulous 3 years ago  
Now it's literally doggy style;) 3 years ago  
Maybe I only like it sexually and not as food? :3 3 years ago  
A is both brown but how did you know B? 3 years ago  
Both.-. 3 years ago  
And I like you;) send me pics 3 years ago  
Don't you like nipples? :3 3 years ago  
FUS RO DAH 3 years ago  
I like babies with big butts 3 years ago  
Its only one minute... And you can kiss me whenever you want ;) 3 years ago  
It was completly useless but he still thought he did something great 3 years ago  
Someone broke In my house and deleted my internet history... 3 years ago  
Nipples 3 years ago  
How did my selfie got here? 3 years ago  
It doesn't taste that bad for me :3 3 years ago  
Don't you like it to rub your nipples?;) 3 years ago  
Too. It doesn't taste that bad, or? 3 years ago  
Both would be good in your anus 3 years ago  
Sometimes... Deep inside my anus... Hides my breakfast 3 years ago  
Yes, vacation. Of your hair? 3 years ago  
I would love it if she's down... That shows that shes the lower roll in the household 3 years ago  
Sex ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 3 years ago  
Does KFC makes you horny too? 3 years ago  
Of your feets? 3 years ago  
If you had the change, would you eat a nipple? 3 years ago  
Are they tiny or big? 3 years ago  
Would you like it if somebody would rape you? ;) 3 years ago  
How miserable would your life be if your nipples fall off 3 years ago  
So if you have the ability, would you suck them? 3 years ago  
Who cums first, the chicken or the egg? 3 years ago  
Why did the chicken cross the road? 3 years ago  
In a skala from one to ten, how great are they 3 years ago  
Could you send us pictures of your nipple? 3 years ago  
How does a nipple taste like 3 years ago  
Do you like your nipples 3 years ago  
What's your nipple size 3 years ago  
How many times did you got raped 3 years ago  
Here are lots of bars, weird food, strip clubs and's like heaven 3 years ago  
I would rape him until his "web" comes out;) 3 years ago +1
Yeah I know, isn't that Hawt? 3 years ago  
I go outside every two weeks to buy food 3 years ago +2
Looks like someone is still a virgin :3 3 years ago +3
Porn is always better if actual persons are in it...but you can be more creative with animations like this: 3 years ago  
That would make a even better;) 3 years ago +1
Hardest question ever 3 years ago  
s, you're right, you lost your best friend... Because she always wanted to be your girlfriend" we looked at each other and smiled. Boo-Rad went towards me and gave me a kiss.. I never had this feeling in my life... That someone actually liked me... Is that true love? "there's another thing you'll lose today", Boo-Rad said to me. "huh , what is it", I asked. "Your virginity  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)". We both gigglet and went towards the bedroom. 3 years ago  
Suddenly everything was quite... We looked in each others eyes... After a few seconds I said:"k". We both steped closer to each other. We holded each others hands. She asked me why I didn't said that earlier. I were too shy that I would lose my best friend ... 3 years ago  
Part 2 later;) 3 years ago  
Mindlesspie x Boo-Rad love story (written in the view of Mindi) It was a day like the others where I made fun about Blue-Falcon aka Lostmoon15. In my latest question I asked if he was the same person or John Cena. Luckily no-one knows that I'm secretly in love with him. My friends would probably make fun about me if they would knew about it... Back to my question. As I readed the comments I founded one from my best friend Boo-Rad. She told us that she's 16 and that she has a girlfriend who's 12. I instantly clicked on the like button for no reason. After that I made a joke about her: "ur like terry get a life fgt kys scrublord". She recommended in an angry and funny way. After a short conversation she said:"Lez mak luv". 3 years ago  
He looks better and hawtter 3 years ago +1
Ich wusste doch dass du Deutsch sprichst :D wir können also doch glücklich zusammen leben und unsere gemeinsame Zukunft planen! :) 3 years ago  
Blue falcon is Illuminati! Lostmoon has the number 15. He touched 15 young kids yesterday. The youngest one was three years old. A Triangel Has three angles! Illuminati has a triangle as a symbol!!! But that's not the worst : blue falcon is Satan too!! He symbolized the 7 sins!! And nobody Likes him so he must be the evil!! 3 years ago +5
A potato is also a living thing, why should I kill such beauty's? :( 3 years ago +1
You're awesome and hawt in both cases ;) 3 years ago  
Missclicked , you won't get paid very much as a worker in a slaughterhouse 3 years ago  
A is shorter and hotter.... So a double win 3 years ago +1
Just do B on your own question , you could choose whatever you want like Love, wealth.... 3 years ago  
I'm not a girl but thanks, I like you too ;) 3 years ago  
Congratulations!! =) 3 years ago  
He performed a ritual to bring Hitler back to life so he could 3 years ago  
You won't regret this;) 3 years ago  
I always wanted to touch myself;) 3 years ago +2
Make your 3000 comment on my comment! :D 3 years ago  
How much do you cost for one hour?;) 3 years ago  
That would be hawt 3 years ago +1
B is gay 3 years ago +1
What's your sexual orientation ? 3 years ago  
They're tasty, not cute 3 years ago  
you user name 3 years ago  
killing >getting killed 3 years ago  
Just wear a paper bag on your head 3 years ago +2
Ponies are hawt 3 years ago  
The only think I like about trump is his hairstyle 3 years ago  
Would be more interesting in bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 3 years ago  
And btw 3 years ago  
Man, you're an asshole cloudy xD 3 years ago  
Never heard of one before 3 years ago  
What is a friend? And what's a rl? 3 years ago  
Lasagna 3 years ago  
I wouldn't brutally murder and eat your family only because human flesh is tasty! 3 years ago  
What is wrong with u?! Why would you eat my conspecifics? 3 years ago  
*looks down* Left handed are 39% more likely to be homosexual ;) 3 years ago  
If you look closely in the sky you see the sun going up and down, that means the earth is in the Centrum. And people must fall off if their walking too far away. People fall off of many things everyday! So the earth must be flat! Otherwise we could dig through the ground but no one does that. Because scientists working with the government! THEY ONLY WANT TO MANIPULATE US WITH THEIR "EARTHISROUND" THEORY. 3 years ago  
0, don't have a channel 3 years ago  
Sry to tell you this, but MindlessPie know about your feelings towards her :S 3 years ago  
"No one says no to Gaston!"~Gastan 3 years ago +2
Just look at the Graphics from pic A! It almost look like a real dishwasher!!! I never saw such a beauty... 3 years ago +2
I understand, you want to keep it secretly ;) don't worry I won't tell anyone 3 years ago  
6/9, she wears too much ;) 3 years ago  
Don't worry, he likes you too ;) 3 years ago  
See, you both like each other. Maybe its a beginning of a beautiful relationship?:) 3 years ago  
Funny how my 2 best friends hate each other. I still like you MindlessPie and Kinggabe221 :) 3 years ago +1
Why only if you want to survive? Humans are tasty! 3 years ago +1
Furries are hawt 3 years ago +2
Well... Then I take the one who's hotter :P 3 years ago  
I'm more risky and try to date a woman 3 years ago  
Don't worry, I could make it better;) 3 years ago  
Missclicked, the dog is hot ;) 3 years ago  
SHOW MORE EMOTIONS, can you say at least that were still friends?:( 3 years ago  
Sorry to tell you, but this relationship doesn't work's done. I know its hard for you to leave the ones you loved but its for the best of us...and because you're TOO young. I wanted to say goodbye...before I was a great time and you're a great women. Don't change yourself, its nothing personal... 3 years ago  
Here's my revenge for the past few days: K >:D 3 years ago  
Come one, you were supposed to be the helpless little girl :< it would be to akward if you want it..... 3 years ago  
*holds you and whisper to you ear:* don't worry, it will be over soon ;] 3 years ago  
Oh, is this a part of a RP? ^_* don't worry, a rapë RP would be weird but acceptable:) 3 years ago  
I would kill her, she won't cheat on me anymore if she's dead :) 3 years ago +1
Finally you 'accept' me as your win ;) 3 years ago +1
Don't worry, you could be my bîtch if ya want ;) 3 years ago  
A gr8 m8 would d8 all the m8 if a gr8 m8 only could 3 years ago  
Create an army and take over the world 3 years ago +2
Wanna know something sadder? My longest relationship ever was with Mindlesspie: 1 whole day 3 years ago  
Dang it, how did you know that?! I you want to try something new? •_• 3 years ago  
No I fck you, if you want :* ;) 3 years ago +1
Thanks you too :), you're the first person I really met here. And you're a true friend for me #nohomobtw 3 years ago +1
A young and attractive man found the trend of wouldyourather-questions and soon a website full of these kind of questions. It tooked a while but after a few weeks this man finally created an account. He gave himself the name DEUTSCHESSCHNITZEL. After a few days this man found many things, things like true friendship and his true love MindlessPie 3 years ago +2
Sorry, no refunds. You have to use me, until you broke me ;) 3 years ago  
I always to dance and sing when no one is home 3 years ago  
kkkkkk 3 years ago  
You would do it by yourself and not hire anyone to do? ^3^, Do you like me so much? :D Don't worry, I would do the same ;) 3 years ago  
I'll always be near you, you just don't know it yet =] 3 years ago  
Don't forget your win, me (~.^) 3 years ago  
Hitlers speech was so emotional ;-; ALL HEIL DAS DEUTSCHE VATERLAND 3 years ago +1 3 years ago  
Stop lying, I know you're a bad boy ;) 3 years ago  
They could take my life but never my viginity!!! 3 years ago  
Jolteon is sooo hawt 3 years ago +1
They didn't captured me yet 3 years ago +3
Farcry-fans: We want more weapon and vehicles for farcry 5!/ Ubisoft: F*ck you guys 3 years ago  
I don't even know Sweden 3 years ago  
B, I want to kill everyone slowly and painfully 3 years ago +1 3 years ago  
Kinggabe, why did you picked the pic where I was on my period ~.~ 3 years ago +2
I thought you loved me :( 3 years ago  
Every single women is and looks like a centipede. There just hiding the 'ugly truth' with make up. 3 years ago average spoon has a weight of 25 g. So you must feed some fatty and for hours if you want to lose some calories. I'll give you the advice to take the spoon and hunt/kill someone. it's funny, you're running, you're stabbing's the best and healthiest hobby in the world 3 years ago +1
You stole my joke! >:( 3 years ago  
Have fun 3 years ago  
Both are hot 3 years ago +1
That's the nicest thing someone ever said to me, I love you too mindi :) 3 years ago +1
Wonderful...but I have to say something....i cheated on you once...her name was Snicki. But this was just a one time thing, it won't happen again every, I promise. But I'll understand if you need a little time for yourself... 3 years ago  
That's just wonderful :) (just like you ;) ). I never would believe that I would get such beauty as a Schnitzel. Btw could you 'lend' me a few hundred dollars? :) 3 years ago +1
That's the best day ever! :'D We only talked a few times but I already knew that we're supposed to get together. And I hope you're rich, otherwise we have to live under the bridge. K? 3 years ago +1
Ah're like the first day we met :). Always serious while joking secretly. You're just wonderful...and you're like a video game, I have great fun with you until I find something better. No srsly, you're just great the way you are. And you make my life better. To make our life even more better we should live together. Mindi, do you want to marry me?:-) 3 years ago  
But you can do it in a corpse 3 years ago  
He...good joke...though you really forgot about me :), you mean everything to me, I can't even imagine how terrible it were to live without you. Glad that we meet each other...and understand each other...since the day we met 3 years ago +1
But mindi...did you forget about the time we spend together? :( 3 years ago +1 depends, I like privacy if I watch things like porn 3 years ago  
You're new nickname:), I always give my girlfriends a nickname 3 years ago  
Missclicked? :) 3 years ago +1
Killing them slowly and after I ate most of their flesh, so it will keep fresh. Sometimes I freeze them to death, but then they doesn't taste that good anymore 3 years ago  
Man that video is awesome mindi. That love story was so should start making porn! 3 years ago +1
You will create a black hole and destroy every living thing in the universe!! Don't do it!! 3 years ago +5
Killing someone naked 3 years ago  
Why isn't there a both choice?! 3 years ago  
So hawt 3 years ago  
The younger the animal,:the fresher and tastier the meat 3 years ago  
But we shouldn't forget about the stabbing/shooting-people prank, the burning-a-house prank, the burying-someone-alive prank and the diarrhea prank 3 years ago  
Pokemon 3 years ago  
Then cumes the terrorism prank, the killing prank, the raping prank, the kidnapping prank, the taking-little-kids-in-the-van prank and so on 3 years ago  
That's the first prank 3 years ago  
Just smoke weed evridai 3 years ago +2
Spitting on People (gone wrong)(gone violent)(gone sexual)(gone asexual)(gone pregnant)(gone suicide) prank 3 years ago +1
The slime moments are always so HOT 3 years ago  
If they're not drinking anymore, they gonna die and don't need water anymore. Sounds logical to me 3 years ago +2 3 years ago  
Ubisoft told me that kids couldn't die, so why should we give them anything? 3 years ago +1
YOU RUINED IT! it was: Ooh woa, ooh woa 3 years ago  
Ah ah ah yeah 3 years ago +1
Meh, I'm already a part of headism 3 years ago  
Money 3 years ago  
But A had more noscopes 3 years ago  
NEIN! He found out my secret! Everyone for himself!!! 3 years ago +1
Yes, we always think that we could at least trust the people we know...but then there backstab us. But don't worry, just go into my van, I'll protect you :) 3 years ago  
There is nothing more truly artistic than to love people.~Vincent van Gogh ;) 3 years ago +1
Don't worry, I'll protect you from him 3 years ago  
This is my madam! Go and find another one ! 3 years ago  
B looks like as he wanna die 3 years ago +2
Sorry, ma lady, my mistake 3 years ago +1
*round 2, and it's obvious, duh and stuff 3 years ago +1
Finally a tournament with little kids ;) 3 years ago +1
You'll never get me alive! 3 years ago  
And beyond! 3 years ago  
Yay, now I can finally do the 'doggy' style like a real dog ;) 3 years ago +4
Sorry, experiment at your own risk 3 years ago +1
And how many times I have to say, it's not sir it's GOD. Back to your working place! 3 years ago  
That's better, cry my slave CRY 3 years ago  
Missclicked, though it say would you legalize it 3 years ago  
GODDAMN, just show some emotions!! 3 years ago  
You're better but that doesn't mean that we're in a relationship again. You broke my heart and I still need some time 3 years ago +1
// 3 years ago  
SAUSAGE 3 years ago  
1. It's funny to watch, 2: I would have a new dream job (killing people legal:D) 3 years ago  
I have a name, ponylover6969hornindabut. And yes, my brain is now back at this website again with GLORIOUS questions 3 years ago  
Don't worry, I changed the explanation 3 years ago  
I guess that's a yes?:) just call me when you're dead 3 years ago  
Meh, more for me. Hey, can I eat you when you're dead?:) 3 years ago  
There must be a way to pay that back ;) 3 years ago  
So I can kill it 3 years ago  
Don't worry, its just a small think of the dark web...AND GO TO TA CHAT 3 years ago  
Lel, dafuq because of the link? 3 years ago so hot...and I never left you, you just never noticed me ^^ 3 years ago  
They're hotter together 3 years ago  
Do you want some too? I could send you a baby leg or something like that 3 years ago  
Don't worry, I share if you want 3 years ago  
Miss clicked, Most things that I ate wouldn't sell a restaurant:) #cannibalism 3 years ago  
Just asking, humans taste actually good.-. 3 years ago  
Lets kill some straight people! #beeingstraightlikearainbow 3 years ago +1
6.9 too less sex scenes 3 years ago  
Can I eat the baby instead? 3 years ago  
You must try it, it feels like if you lost your virginity 3 years ago  
My taste buds already exploded by just looking at these pictures 3 years ago +1
Would be funny wiggling that tongue while eating it 3 years ago  
No really. I died and came back to life to warn you guys from black popcorn 3 years ago  
Lel, I'm gonna kill myself and no policeman is gonna arrest me! 3 years ago  
Omg, that's the second time that you saved me from my bad grammar! How could I ever pay that back? 3 years ago +1
A taste literary like cancer. pancakes are the best thing in the world 3 years ago +3
Both look actually tasty 3 years ago  
Both will cause a slow and painful death 3 years ago  
I like tyson dinosaurs 3 years ago  
Cats doesn't taste that bad 3 years ago  
Or really horny 3 years ago  
Finally someone, who has the same opinion like me. Why do people hate this kind of movies? Is it because there favorite star isn't in it?! Mario bros is and will be the best and most underrated movie, no Mather if someone said something else 3 years ago  
This movie was actually good. So good, that some random guy made a sequel: 3 years ago  
Nah, I'm not a real fan of this tournament thing 3 years ago  
Trust me...i made 3 question in a row about rape....just don't show the original content (sometimes) 3 years ago something weird and gross? Everyone likes that (the weirdest part of the internet tournament: Furries, fan fiction, vorarephilia, "last words", 4chan, Website who shows bloody things (don't know the name)', and so on)? 3 years ago  
But it's better than women tournaments.... 3 years ago  
Do something like the worst rrrathe account...there to many women tournaments already.... 3 years ago +2
Ha! Now you like me! 3 years ago  
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