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Joined on April 9th, 2014 (1,777 days ago)

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Profile views: 1,640


You can fellate me tbh fam
------------where the fuck are my pants?---------------
This site is dead and I wish I were too.


HammySanvich has submitted the following questions: voting view

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many of u have angered the skaleton king. prepared to be boned and stripped of ur precious calcium k, skellyman or k, skellyman 3 years ago 104 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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look out, you have been spooked by the spooky skelinton. vote here or be boned by the skaleton king spooky or skeleton 3 years ago 127 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Praise the Anime God or Praise the Based God 3 years ago 86 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Destroy He-Man or Rule all of Eternia 3 years ago 113 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Torture your best friend for two days and then kill them or Kill 100 people with the method of your choice, but you must do it in less than a week 3 years ago 141 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a sociopath or Be a sadist 3 years ago 196 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Happy Thanksgiving to all of the American users! Happy Thanksgiving! or Kill yourself, faggot 3 years ago 151 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer Hammy With glasses or Without glasses 3 years ago 146 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Which dialogue system do you prefer? Fallout 3 or Fallout 4 3 years ago 132 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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"OMG, PLEASE VIEW MY PROFILE, I WOULD BE SO HAPPY AND LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!!1" OF COURSE I WILL, BB or NO, I HATE YOU, GO DIE 3 years ago 79 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by sugarmints Missing Piece or In This Moment 3 years ago 64 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by sugarmints Little Red Riding Hood or A Midsummer's Night Dream 3 years ago 61 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better artwork by sugarmints Hansel and Gretel or Moment 3 years ago 62 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by sugarmints The Way Home or City of Love 3 years ago 62 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by sugarmints Alone or Ascend 3 years ago 60 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by sugarmints Solarium or Space City 3 years ago 60 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by sugarmints The Ocean Sky or Infinity 3 years ago 59 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by sugarmints Fantasia or Private Universe 3 years ago 59 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by sugarmints The Time Traveller or Choices 3 years ago 58 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better artwork by sugarmints Crossroads of Time or Consume 3 years ago 50 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by sugarmints Planetarium or Pieces of You 3 years ago 49 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by sugarmints Last Stop or Between 3 years ago 50 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better artwork by sugarmints Moonflower or Our Secret Universe 3 years ago 47 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by sugarmints Liberate or Future Memories 3 years ago 52 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by sugarmints The Transparent Road or Memory 3 years ago 47 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by sugarmints Horizons or Moon Child 3 years ago 46 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by sugarmints Dance of the Fireflies or Quiet Escape 3 years ago 54 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by sugarmints Final Sonata or Sea of Stars 3 years ago 52 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better artwork by sugarmints Tomorrow or Above and Beyond 3 years ago 47 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better artwork by NanoMortis Teardrop or Savior 3 years ago 61 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better artwork by NanoMortis Silence by the Night or Hide and Seek 3 years ago 57 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better artwork by NanoMortis Ripping or Out of the Coffin Chrysalis 3 years ago 70 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by NanoMortis Red Zone or Every Time She Closes Her Eyes 3 years ago 62 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better artwork by NanoMortis Feed Your Head or Holding for So Long 3 years ago 52 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better artwork by NanoMortis Death Within a Breath or Stranger of Trust 3 years ago 57 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by NanoMortis Twisted Happiness or Innervision 3 years ago 53 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by NanoMortis Fades Like a Photograph or The Wolf Won't Sleep Tonight 3 years ago 56 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better artwork by NanoMortis Graveyard Sky or Let's End it All 3 years ago 51 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by NanoMortis Never Fall Away or Last Meeting 3 years ago 51 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better artwork by NanoMortis We're Simply Meant to Be or Doll Meets the Bull 3 years ago 43 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by NanoMortis Ghost of the Galaxies or Monster Outside My Closet 3 years ago 44 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by NanoMortis Ghost Stories or Her True Colors 3 years ago 45 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by Li Shuxing 0010 or Boston 3 years ago 79 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by Li Shuxing Top of the Amber or Ghost World War 3 years ago 74 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by Li Shuxing Arena or Cancer 3 years ago 71 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by Li Shuxing Mage Library or War Shrine 3 years ago 82 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by Li Shuxing The Xuan Empire or The Wolf Oh Valley 3 years ago 65 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by Li Shuxing The Elves Beach or The Gate of Angels 3 years ago 65 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by Li Shuxing Dragon Lair or The Celestial Central 3 years ago 62 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by Li Shuxing Ancient Tomb or Fans of the Forest 3 years ago 59 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by Li Shuxing To Attack the City or Atlantis 3 years ago 62 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by Li Shuxing Hanging Gardens or Rosefinch Valley 3 years ago 63 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by Li Shuxing The Jungle Adventure or Postern of Fate 3 years ago 70 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by Li Shuxing Shaolin Temple or The Vestige of Ancient Ark 3 years ago 59 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better artwork by Yousaf Ejaz Bear Hunter or The Black Demon 3 years ago 85 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by Yousaf Ejaz My City of Ruins or March 3 years ago 63 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by Yousaf Ejaz Rain or The City 3 years ago 55 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better artwork by Yousaf Ejaz Master and Slave or Frozen to the Bone 3 years ago 65 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by Yousaf Ejaz A Legend and His Dog or Memories 3 years ago 73 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better artwork by Yousaf Ejaz The City at Night or The Dragon's Nest 3 years ago 58 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better artwork by Yousaf Ejaz Pathway to the Temple or Forest Spirit 3 years ago 57 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better artwork by Yousaf Ejaz Seek and Destroy or Storm 3 years ago 57 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be alone all of the time and no one understand your feelings or Never have to be alone, but be around people you hate socializing with 3 years ago 97 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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When/if you watch sports, what kind do you prefer to watch? College or Professional 3 years ago 81 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Never find the person that you truly love or Never make any friends that you genuinely enjoy being around 3 years ago 100 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Did you know that TerryJuice posted a dick pic in chat? Yes or No 3 years ago 88 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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More entertaining TV personality Danny DeVito or Conan O'Brien 3 years ago 69 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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More entertaining TV personality Guy Fieri or Gordon Ramsay 3 years ago 89 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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More entertaining TV personality Ryan Seacrest or Jim Parsons 3 years ago 78 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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More entertaining TV personality Oprah Winfrey or Ellen Degeneres 3 years ago 78 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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More entertaining TV personality Jimmy Fallon or Jimmy Kimmel 3 years ago 78 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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More entertaining TV personality Stephen Colbert or Jon Stewart 3 years ago 62 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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More entertaining TV personality Howard Stem or Simon Cowell 3 years ago 69 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a bald head or Fuck somebody's wife 3 years ago 91 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Better Bob Ross painting Northern Lights or Lonely Retreat 3 years ago 91 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better Bob Ross painting Winter Night or Mountain Splendor 3 years ago 72 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Better Bob Ross painting Quiet Inlet or Blue Moon 3 years ago 76 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Better Bob Ross painting Hidden Lake or Campfire 3 years ago 157 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better Bob Ross painting Mountain Cabin or Meadow Stream 3 years ago 68 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better Bob Ross painting Cactus at Sunset or Evergreens at Sunset 3 years ago 84 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Better Bob Ross painting Barn at Sunset or Ocean Sunrise 3 years ago 77 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better Bob Ross painting Mountain Blossoms or Misty Rolling Hills 3 years ago 71 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better Bob Ross painting Bubbling Brook or A Warm Winter Day 3 years ago 76 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better Bob Ross painting Dark Waterfall or Twilight Meadow 3 years ago 96 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Better Bob Ross painting Ebony Sunset or Night Light 3 years ago 80 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better Bob Ross painting A Walk in the Woods or Mt. McKinley 3 years ago 138 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which fandom is more cancerous? Filthy Frank or Onision 3 years ago 351 votes 43 comments 0 likes
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Which userbase is more cancerous? 4chan or Tumblr 3 years ago 280 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Are you for Fat acceptance (landwhale) or Fat hate (shitlord) 3 years ago 137 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be In a gay relationship with your best friend. (Of the same sex) or In sexual relationship with your parent. (Of opposite sex) 3 years ago 141 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Do you think that people Can chose their gender (Without surgery) or Are born one gender and thats what they are. (Without surgery) 3 years ago 144 votes 42 comments 0 likes
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To lose weight, would you rather Go on a diet and take diet pills. or Work out at a gym and drink protein shakes. 3 years ago 153 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather own McDonalds or Burger King 3 years ago 162 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have This shirt.. or This shirt.. 3 years ago 113 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have This shirt. or This shirt. 3 years ago 93 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have This shirt or This shirt 3 years ago 98 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather All food taste the same, but it would be delicious. or Have a wide variety of food to chose from, as it is now. 3 years ago 107 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Do you believe... People have complete control over their life or People have very little control and cannot help what happen most of the time 3 years ago 142 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Do you like your coffee Black or Brown 3 years ago 90 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Do you accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your lord and savior? Yes or No 4 years ago 182 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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What is your fetish? Comment or Comment 4 years ago 83 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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Do you thing that it is fair for user with more seniority to call newer users noobs? Yes (Explain in comments) or No 4 years ago 123 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Should there be a Cake-Day for every year you are a user? Yes or No 4 years ago 153 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live a miserable boring life going to work, coming home, eating , going to sleep, and waking up the next morning, only to repeat the day before or Live a crazy fun-filled live where you dont have to work, but you often get stuck in uncomfortable situations that often ruin all relationships that you have made over the years 4 years ago 147 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Should DonkeyPunch have a diamond? Yes or No 4 years ago 179 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in space? or Live underwater? 4 years ago 187 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Sons of Anarchy or Breaking Bad 4 years ago 144 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Should Guest from Arkansas make an account? Yes or No 4 years ago 265 votes 25 comments 0 likes

HammySanvich has posted the following comments:

who would win in a fight sans undertale or slenderman 2 weeks ago  
proud computer science major. college isn't for everyone though, so if you're reading this and feel like you might be one of those people, follow your heart and make your own path. Don't be a sheep and pay for school you don't want. 3 weeks ago +1
karen took the kids 3 weeks ago  
stop making up places, you dirty faggot 9 months ago  
This is a common misconception. We use our whole brain. 9 months ago +4
I've got a soft spot for platformers 10 months ago  
oof 10 months ago  
Not trying to sound patronizing, but it says "or" in the definition. It doesn't need all of them. It definitely induces shock and disgust for most people. Besides, Junji Ito is already established as a horror writer, so your opinion doesn't really change the facts. 10 months ago  
Horror - an intense feeling of fear, shock, or disgust. 10 months ago  
https://imgur.com/gallery/Hn5Sb 10 months ago  
https://imgur.com/gallery/Hn5Sb 10 months ago  
Junji Ito's work is some of the coolest I have ever seen. Been a fan for a long time. 10 months ago  
smashthatmotherfinglikebutton 11 months ago +1
back off, my dong is small and I'm not afraid to use penile force 11 months ago  
stay gone, thot 11 months ago  
traps are gay, and I'm no gay 11 months ago  
all the people who vote are worthless excuses for humans and have very disappointed parents 11 months ago  
this is what we call "wowmymomdoesntletmelistentothisstuffimsoedgyihaveanunusedvaginarawrxd" music 11 months ago  
you cunts have small genitals 11 months ago  
stop advertising your sh*tty tournies, you whore 11 months ago  
old people eat ass 11 months ago +2
only gays dont have raging boners when they are talking to girls. and im no gay 11 months ago +3
filthy dirty homosecsuals 1 year ago  
HS also is 1 year ago +1
What kind of autist would pick A 1 year ago  
but thats gay 1 year ago  
$$$ 1 year ago  
For A Fool 1 year ago  
Arguably, there's more money that could come from A 1 year ago  
let me catch that little fag smoking the devils lettuce and ill kick a hole through his teeth 1 year ago  
I get seasick 2 years ago  
I got back on this site 2 years ago  
Thank you so much, Dr. Red. I will never forget this kind gesture. 3 years ago  
Well, Dr. Red, I feel empty. There is something missing from my life :( 3 years ago  
Are you my therapist now? :O 3 years ago  
You knucklehead, you. I was just messing around, hence the "gg" 3 years ago  
Nothing, mayne. I just like being a huge asshole :D 3 years ago  
Wow! After over 2/3 of a year of attention whoring, she got her name at the top of a list that only a few users few regularly. gg, MP 3 years ago +2
Never happened to me 3 years ago  
Stop trying to ask philosophical questions 3 years ago +2
I have a place in mind ;) 3 years ago +1
Resist? 3 years ago  
usmanc sometimes wakes up to a Word document with 3 pages full of the word "definitely". The doctor says he only has 7 weeks to live due to his condition. 3 years ago  
This is actually debatable. DSR has a lower hitmarker percentage, but slower scope-in speed and bolt action speed. Ballista is faster and just more agile in general, but a bit less damage. It is nothing horrible, but it's just enough for it to be noticeable. I prefer the DSR only because I trust I am accurate enough to hit my target. So to sum it up, DSR if you want to actually snipe, but Ballista if you want to quickscope and trickshot. 3 years ago +1
I want your sweaty body all over me 3 years ago  
Boo, do you want to fight me or something? Come at me, scrublord. 3 years ago  
Hello, friend 3 years ago  
Why didn't you choose A, though? 3 years ago +5
I am straight as hell 3 years ago +3
I am a huge faggot 3 years ago  
R.I.P. Mr. Bowie 3 years ago +1
You're beautiful 3 years ago +1
Punctuation 3 years ago +1
If you are going to use really bad and cringey memes, you should at least make sure they are still relevant. 3 years ago  
This whole tourney is cancer. These might have been funny in 2010, but it just makes me cringe now 3 years ago +1
Sorry, jrob. I'm sure you understand ;) 3 years ago  
When people try to analyze shows like that, it really seems like they try to find things wrong with it. I just watched it to entertain myself. 3 years ago  
These memes = jurassic; my comment = 36 minutes old 3 years ago  
These memes = jurassic; my comment = 35 minutes old 3 years ago  
These memes = jurassic; my comment = 35 minutes old 3 years ago  
These memes = jurassic; my comment = 34 minutes old 3 years ago  
These memes = jurassic; my comment = 33 minutes old 3 years ago  
Fukkin normies 3 years ago  
Somewhat relevant memes 3 years ago  
Outdated memes 3 years ago  
Outdated memes 3 years ago  
Not even the origin of A 3 years ago  
Outdated and cancerous memes 3 years ago +2
Outdated memes 3 years ago +1
Outdated memes 3 years ago +1
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Black Bullet seemed really good, considering how bad it actually is in retrospect 3 years ago  
Oh yeah? Well I saw it a long time ago. You are new to that sh*t 3 years ago +2
jrob is the one that showed it to me 3 years ago  
I just want to put my penis in him. He is such a nice guy. Did I mention that he is nice? He is also kind and sweet. Such a caring, sweet, funny, nice guy. He is so nice. 3 years ago +1
I hate that Hammy guy. Such a fag 3 years ago  
The biggest thing I did this year was meet the perfect girl 3 years ago +1
I wouldn't mind skipping a few years ;) 3 years ago +1
And with that comment, anon died with a bomb strapped to his chest 3 years ago +2
HashSlingingSlasher x 5 3 years ago +1
He is my cousin, and I see him almost everyday. He has not said a word to me in at least a year. I don't know why, but he just wont talk to me. It is kind of sad, really. 3 years ago  
wtf, who is autistic enough to pick A? 3 years ago  
fag 3 years ago +1
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The only thing that I would rather have in B is mountain 3 years ago  
Unfortunately, the world is often stingy with it's good surprises 3 years ago  
Halo will always have a special place in my heart 3 years ago +1
Would just be a pain to get people to change the way they do things. 3 years ago  
omgomgomgomgomgomg 3 years ago  
Borderlands is my favorite game series ever 3 years ago +1
I've seen it, and I can tell you that it is definitely not small 3 years ago +1
New Jersey, please 3 years ago +2
You win that bet, friend 3 years ago  
Well it was more of a way to sh*t on Trump, but I figured someone would get upset 3 years ago  
Heh, I really don't give a damn either way. Just hoping someone like you would get butthurt 3 years ago +1
1/4 people are huge fags 3 years ago +1
And if the cold and hard does not work, I will persuade them with the warm and hard ;) 3 years ago  
You dont need surgery to change weight 3 years ago  
I've tried to catfish, but I'm not very good at it 3 years ago +1
TD 3 years ago  
Turn a boring grilled cheese into a hammy sanvich 3 years ago +3
Yeah, ham is great 3 years ago  
Ayy, what an edgy question 3 years ago  
Ayy, what an edgy question 3 years ago  
I love to see how many people copy off of one person's comment. "0 x 4 = 0 am so clever" 3 years ago  
This is still more than I have right now, anyways 3 years ago  
"Buy me a plane ticket to New Jersey, please" 3 years ago +3
Probably not a great idea to put a 15 y/o in charge of money 3 years ago +3
Can confirm 3 years ago +2
Please do. Let my family know that I was cool on a website where you answer WYR questions. 3 years ago  
Lay it on me, fam 3 years ago  
Dancing requires standing and movement 3 years ago  
Too lazy to do B 3 years ago +1
Whatever gets the job done 3 years ago  
Come to Arkansas. That is one of the only good things about it 3 years ago +3
Ohhhh. You roll that way, huh? ;) 3 years ago  
I mean it is horrible to watch and makes me want to die. 3 years ago  
Don't back sass me, peasant. If you do, I might have to make you my sex slave. 3 years ago  
You're the one who typed an essay describing the girl you want, fam 3 years ago  
I actually want to watch Netflix, though 3 years ago  
Bae 3 years ago  
Where is option C: HashSlingingSlasher? 3 years ago +1
Neither, my mother wakes me up 3 years ago  
Steven Universe is cancer 3 years ago  
I'm proud of you for not saying "Definitely" 3 years ago +1
If I'm going to prison, might as well be a badass and actually commit a crime 3 years ago  
This question. 3 years ago +1
HashSlingingSlasher 3 years ago +5
Control the price of plane tickets ;) 3 years ago +3
160,000 3 years ago  
omg, both of these baby rocks are sooo cute. I can't decide 3 years ago +3
jrob wants that Bella puuuh 3 years ago +3
Could you please translate for your friend here? 3 years ago  
I feel like you have that word copied onto your clipboard, just because you use it so much and it becomes a pain to type. 3 years ago +3
I just said "I'm going to answer the first page of new questions before finishing that project", and then I saw this. 3 years ago  
Too bad I worship the true lord, Satan 3 years ago +2
I absolutely despise the minions. 3 years ago +6
I love how it is always so obvious what SirMac/Bishop wants you to pick 3 years ago +4
Mad Hatter 3 years ago  
Come at me, faggot 3 years ago  
They call me Mr. Fister 3 years ago +1
Terry approves 3 years ago +6
I'd have to go with the third option: roryg 3 years ago +1
I forgive you, my lovely peasant 3 years ago  
Easy to write and lucky 3 years ago  
Where is the "both" option when you need it? 3 years ago +1
What kind of uncivilized animal does A? 3 years ago +3
B is already a skill you can acquire by learning to read expressions 3 years ago  
Stealthy with quick execution, just like me masturbating 3 years ago  
That's not irony, that's a coincidence. 3 years ago +2
Jelly donuts just make a mess 3 years ago +4
Either way, you are still the one who wanted to put his balls in a dude's mouth. That is the only gay part, fam. 3 years ago  
I really don't understand what you are saying, and I doubt you do, either. 3 years ago +1
Skin flute 3 years ago +2
Dude, it is more than obvious 3 years ago +4
Yeah, you're the guy who talked about putting his balls in a dude's mouth. That is definitely homosexual 3 years ago +1
I am in high school, fam. I was just asking you to make it clear as to what you were trying to say 3 years ago +1
Try again, only in English this time 3 years ago +1
You're a fag 3 years ago +1
Stop commenting on a 3 week old question 3 years ago  
*too 3 years ago  
What does "!!!" mean? 3 years ago  
samefag 3 years ago  
I wouldn't consider either of these villains 3 years ago +1
He still creeps me out 3 years ago  
Don't know either, but B looks like a skinhead 3 years ago  
*insert hungry Hungarian joke here* 3 years ago +1
I usually just hang up without saying anything 3 years ago  
Haven't watched A, but I assume it is not as good. 3 years ago  
;) 3 years ago  
Because...equality and stuff. Just why not? 3 years ago  
Just because it has been overused 3 years ago  
This is the cycle of life, fam 3 years ago  
FeeblePhoenix :( 3 years ago  
Ayy 3 years ago  
Most hated user of the year: anon67 3 years ago  
I don't think "definitely" would work here, fam. It's either you do or you don't. 3 years ago +2
12. ilovefreedom 3 years ago  
That is gay. You are gay. 3 years ago +4
I wanna cum in my pants every time I hear the name "Josh" 3 years ago +4
I like the way you think 3 years ago +2
My personality is cancer 3 years ago  
Hey! Do not compare me to those filthy men! They will all burn in Hell! 3 years ago  
My panties are already wet, so why not? ;) 3 years ago  
Of course 3 years ago  
This is a great and tasty snack. I have made vagyeast loafs many times, and they have turned out great every single time. Women's bodies are made perfectly and are very self sufficient. Filthy men do not know the pleasure of being able to eat food made from their own bodies. That is because men are filthy and will all burn in Hell! 3 years ago +5
Do not objectify me, dirty manslut! Obey me or burn in Hell! 3 years ago  
Bow down to your true God, filthy man! Serve me as my sex slave or burn in Hell! 3 years ago +2
These are delicious. I tried these last night for the first time, and I am definitely going to have more in the morning. Thank you, Igloo, for bringing this delicious treat to peoples' attentions. All men will burn in Hell! 3 years ago  
Yes, bow down to the superior sex! Well will enslave all men and turn them into our foot stools! They will receive thrashings from our holy women whips. All men will burn in Hell! 3 years ago +1
I love you 3 years ago  
We must save our resources to help provide for the African children who need it most. You ungrateful white cis scum do not know the end of your privilege. These people in Africa are facing hunger, starvation and racism! Check your privilege, people! 3 years ago +3
All women are heroes! Men are the true villains! All men will burn in Hell! 3 years ago  
That's one less man on this Earth! I hate men! They will all burn in Hell! 3 years ago  
I bet most of the users are men! I hate men! They will all burn in Hell! 3 years ago +3
I don't care about dogs. Dogs are comparable to men, and I hate men! Women will rule over this world with an iron fist! All men will burn in Hell! 3 years ago +4
I have accepted who I truly am. I have been avoiding this for a long time. I am female in every way except for physically. 3 years ago +1
Woah, slow down there, champ. You are getting a bit too close to the edge. You might cut yourself. 3 years ago  
11. RedEagle 3 years ago +1
It's hilarious how he tries to make people think that all races are equal. What a stand-up guy. 3 years ago +2
I wonder if Linda's pussy tastes good... 3 years ago +1
That is just my day job 3 years ago +1
I don't want to be one of those trashy girls sucking penis for money 3 years ago +1
I won't back down. I'm gonna stand my ground. You can meet at the gates of Hell, but no, I wont back down. 3 years ago +2
Already am 3 years ago +1
Do you know the comfort of a mother's embrace as she pulls out her lighten and starts a flame? 3 years ago  
A lot more content on YouTube 3 years ago  
Both have happened, B was more pleasant 3 years ago  
Anything but A 3 years ago  
Trust me, Putin has a massive dong ;) 3 years ago  
Hobo's need love too 3 years ago  
gniyonna yllaer eb dluow esrever ni wohs a gnihctaW 3 years ago +2
So fluffy! 3 years ago  
It kind of depends on whether the mistake is at the beginning or end of the sentence. 3 years ago  
I really would like to be away from my family, even though I love them 3 years ago +2
"...you are never allowed to see them..." 3 years ago  
Woah, mayne, that's edgy. 3 years ago  
Woah, mayne, that's edgy. 3 years ago  
Less deaths 3 years ago  
My parents actually said that I could have a teacup pig 3 years ago  
Praise Goat. Goat is good. 3 years ago  
There's just one that deserves 4 spots on the list 3 years ago +1
1. HashSlingingSlasher 2. HashSlingingSlasher 3. HashSlingingSlasher 4. jrob196 5. Agemo 6. MindlessPie 7. matthewh2 8. Svamp 9. TwerkinDolphin 10. HashSlingingSlasher 3 years ago +4
You do you, fam 3 years ago  
It would not be a clone if it is a different sex 3 years ago  
https://youtu.be/Z8j_XEn9b_8 3 years ago  
That's a strange thing to have copied..."Ha! I don't have anything copied!" 3 years ago  
Well now my history is going to include "1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick" 3 years ago +1
https://youtu.be/HQzu7NYlZNQ 3 years ago  
I'm sorry :( 3 years ago  
Yeah, this is one of the first questions that has not been offensive, but still accurate. 3 years ago  
The ones at the closest gas station sure are smelly 3 years ago  
I've fapped five times...today 3 years ago +1
Omg, my childhood 3 years ago  
Good for you 3 years ago +1
I assume I could go anywhere in the world we are already in, if I can surf the cosmos 3 years ago +1
Am I really, though? 3 years ago  
Don't tell me what to do. I don't know what these are. 3 years ago  
These are 2011 cancer memes 3 years ago +1
Jack is just annoying 3 years ago  
Goddamn, that's edgy 3 years ago  
Most of my teachers do not grade things the day they are due, anyways 3 years ago +1
Win win, wtf 3 years ago  
People who are A tend to make fools of themselves. 3 years ago  
So much more to do 3 years ago +3
i cri 3 years ago  
Their car 3 years ago  
Nice edit, bro 3 years ago  
I only like iced tea, though 3 years ago  
He has a fantastic mustache. Mrs. Harvey is ticklish ;) 3 years ago  
A copy of Twilight to perfect my strategy 3 years ago +2
Cherry 3 years ago +1
A kitchen 3 years ago +1
It is correct 3 years ago  
I already have someone I want to marry ;) 3 years ago +1
Yeah, I kind of figured that. 3 years ago  
Gaming and good grades. Marriage ≠ love 3 years ago  
I was being sarcastic. Left field is really boring. Yeah, I pitch and play 3rd base. 3 years ago  
I think that people can be whatever they want. Who am I to deny them of their ideal identity? 3 years ago +6
What kind of asshole would pick B? 3 years ago  
I really have no idea who these people are 3 years ago  
These are pretty cool 3 years ago  
Wow! What a great position to play! It requires a lot of skill and is fun to play! 3 years ago  
I get it, fam. Pay no mind to these other casuals. 3 years ago +2
So do I, but I would rather be good at something I enjoy. 3 years ago  
Sex, fam 3 years ago +1
Stop being a silly goose 3 years ago +3
Anything for cookies 3 years ago  
Dating app 3 years ago  
Aight, Sherlock 3 years ago  
It is carbonated water. Kind of gross 3 years ago  
I'd rather get cancer 3 years ago  
You gotta be like the cool kids and drink out of disposable cups 3 years ago  
I hate crowds. They make me feel sick 3 years ago +1
So you want a world war to start? 3 years ago +1
I can't remember the last time a took a bath 3 years ago  
Neither, really. But dolls are creepy. 3 years ago  
I think we are both overcomplicating things, mayne. 3 years ago  
I don't think I see your point. I am asking how it would be harder to kill 100 people in a well developed country if there was no way you could get prosecuted for it. I just don't see how being in developed country could make a difference. 3 years ago  
How so? 3 years ago  
Well good luck finding 100 members of ISIS and a plane. 3 years ago  
I was waiting for this comment 3 years ago  
You know what else is edgy? The blades the terrorists use to behead people. 3 years ago  
Thanks so much, bb :) 3 years ago  
Woah, you're really edgy, mayne 3 years ago  
But....it bothers me 3 years ago  
It REALLY bothers me 3 years ago  
It really bothers me that the question is pizza or Skyrim, while the options are Skyrim or pizza 3 years ago  
jrob, you've told them too much. Don't let them know about us. 3 years ago  
I seriously doubt there will be many people that choose A 3 years ago  
A war of that magnitude will not be over quickly 3 years ago +1
As long as I am loved, I guess. 3 years ago  
Neither, probably 3 years ago  
The colors have a huge impact 3 years ago  
"Yes"...an appropriate response for an imperative statement 3 years ago  
Let's have sex now. I'm not gay, though 3 years ago  
I'm just going to pretend this can apply to males who are attracted to females, as well. 3 years ago  
Woah, that's edgy, mayne 3 years ago  
Gonna like the D either way 3 years ago  
What's the point of doing it before? 3 years ago  
Scooby Doo is my childhood, right after Spongebob 3 years ago  
This was a month ago, fam. And also, there should be a comma between "you" and "dickbag". Sorry to burst your bubble, fag. 3 years ago +3
That was painful to reason. Assassin's Creed is just that...ass. 3 years ago  
I bet the story is cancer 3 years ago  
Why not? 3 years ago +1
Well, he is a male and heterosexual, so I doubt he is talking about mens' asses 3 years ago +2
;) 3 years ago  
;) 3 years ago  
STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN!!!!1 3 years ago  
Why do you hate him? He's made pretty good music recently, and he isn't doing the stupid stuff he used to do. 3 years ago +1
He's not even that bad, fam 3 years ago +1
No need to be a cockhead about celebrating a holiday. I am going to delete it tonight, anyways. 3 years ago +1
http://www.danielnpaul.com/TheRealThanksgiving.html 3 years ago  
They are kind of disgusting, but I would rather own one than be one. 3 years ago  
You...I like you 3 years ago +1
gg 3 years ago  
Speed is strength. Momentum and stuff, mayne 3 years ago +1
Only 15 days younger, though ;) 3 years ago +1
It was really overhyped, but still good. 3 years ago  
Omg, such a surprise that the two most hyped games of the year would end up as the finals 3 years ago  
My socks 3 years ago  
Grats, fam 3 years ago +2
You should just ask your mother 3 years ago +5
No, you edited it after I answered. 3 years ago  
Traveling to my grandmother's house that is a mile away >:D 3 years ago  
Appetizing, right? 3 years ago  
Sure, why not 3 years ago  
Have a great life, pal 3 years ago  
I dunno, but I still love you 3 years ago  
It is pretty much salty feces 3 years ago  
This is what the gangsters do 3 years ago  
Lego Wonder Woman > all others 3 years ago  
omg let's be friends 3 years ago  
Trump is a faggot 3 years ago  
Knowing all of those things without telling anyone will literally drive someone insane 3 years ago +1
Picked Mono because of Mono. Where has that sexy bastard been? 3 years ago +1
Nice. Gonna go fap now. Thanks, favs ghost! 3 years ago  
Thanks, bb. I ran out of tissues last night. Do you have any lotion? Because I ran out of that too 3 years ago  
But you're dead, how does that work? 3 years ago  
I really don't know if I have ever watched B 3 years ago  
I bet you still like holes, you little slut ;) 3 years ago  
am confused 3 years ago  
What is wrong with you, meaty? 3 years ago  
;( 3 years ago  
I don't see how people consider a pink blob of flesh a living person. 3 years ago  
I'm pretty sure Igloo is telling you to kill yourself 3 years ago  
Yes 3 years ago +4
This question gave me autism 3 years ago +3
Not as delicious as your erection ;) 3 years ago  
*peanut butter high five* 3 years ago  
Silly Americans do not care about other's well being 3 years ago  
I like just peanut butter on sandwiches, as well 3 years ago  
This actually happened to me when I was younger. It wasn't really bad, but I got separated from my parents and people stepped on my until everyone was in the store. I was just laying there in the middle of the door crying. 3 years ago  
Damn, I said nothing like that. I just assumed it was kind of dirty, based off of stories I hear. 3 years ago  
As much as despise slugs, I could never eat a dog. 3 years ago +2
This question hurts my heart 3 years ago  
Either way, I would much rather visit Europe than Asia. 3 years ago  
Well I just imagine a lot of the countries in Asia to be very industrial and dirty. 3 years ago  
T'was a question, my friend. No need to be a silly goose about it 3 years ago  
But if you get it done on the way home from school, you could have the whole time you're at home to do whatever you want. And also, that is a long time sitting on a bus to do nothing. 3 years ago +1
I would say definitely 3 years ago  
This question could mean do it on your way home from school the day it is assigned. At least that's how I thought of it at first. 3 years ago  
I'm getting sick of this song 3 years ago  
That is one of the most important things I look for in people. 3 years ago  
France seems great 3 years ago +1
But he had sex with one of the most attractive women of that time. 3 years ago  
I would be alright taking my parents' money, but not my kids' 3 years ago  
How many rappers are there that I do not know about? 3 years ago  
A stun gun would just pacify the bear for a few seconds, at most. The gun is also something you can only use once without loading it again. The spear's effectiveness, on the other hand, depends on the skill and strength of the wielder. 3 years ago +1
jorb pls 3 years ago  
If you are smart enough, you can make enough money to afford surgery. 3 years ago  
I don't see the problem in this, unless you are overweight. In that case, just learn to not care what people think. 3 years ago  
I wouldn't consider abortion murder, either 3 years ago +1
Halo used to be good, but it turned to ass 3 years ago  
Wtf? 3 years ago  
Not even a contest, wtf 3 years ago  
Asia is kind of gross, is it not? 3 years ago +2
You could make huge changes in history with this. And even if you mess up, you could go back and try again. 3 years ago +1
MGSV was so much fun for the first few days. 3 years ago +1
Both of these are ass 3 years ago  
It used to be B, but over the years it has just turned into a gift sharing day. 3 years ago +1
I feel like there needs to be a good balance in quality lyrics and the beat. 3 years ago  
How long is this going to stay on the home page? 3 years ago  
I love hugs 3 years ago  
Being as being lonely and alone is my life, A would probably suck 3 years ago  
Eww, Terry *cringes* 3 years ago +1
133 good questions. There is no such thing as a bad question. 3 years ago +1
None for me, thanks 3 years ago +1
Awww, I love you 3 years ago  
Last time I checked, I was pretty soft. Thanks, though, fam. 3 years ago  
http://i.imgur.com/7lZwLKc.jpg 3 years ago +6
So badass 3 years ago  
Too busy pleasuring myself to show nips 3 years ago  
We'll see soon, my dear jrobbyrob 3 years ago +1
Gotta be an OG gangster, that's all 3 years ago  
There are no awkward silences when you are an OG gangster 3 years ago +1
Fair enough 3 years ago +1
Why, though? 3 years ago +1
Have no idea who there characters are, so I just picked whoever was more visual appealing 3 years ago  
Who are the silly geese that picked Sonic Riders over Portal? 3 years ago +2
Thanks, mayne. I love you 3 years ago +1
I love you 3 years ago +1
There is no number in my comprehension that could give Hash the rating she deserves 3 years ago +1
I thought so. If you ever get a chance to speak with him, let him know he is a fag for me 3 years ago  
So much nostalgia 3 years ago  
Never met Hammy, but he sounds like a faggot 3 years ago +1
Thanks, babe 3 years ago  
I think Hammy should totes be in this series 3 years ago  
11 3 years ago  
drugs are 4 skrubs 3 years ago  
Fire like the cookies that are burning down my house because I left them in the oven for 5 hours and forgot about because I was having one of the best masturbation sessions of my life because my parents were not home for the first time in a while because they were at a funeral because my dad's friend died because his appendix ruptured and I didn't want to go to the funeral because I knew I could stay home and masturbate while eating cookies 3 years ago  
10 3 years ago +1
I like it, fam 3 years ago  
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