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Which organization has commited greater crimes? The Lord's Resistance Army or The Taliban 7 years ago 251 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather listen to Johann Sebastian Bach or Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart 7 years ago 62,202 votes 487 comments 3 likes
Would you rather know Everything about the future, but you forget everything as soon as it has happened or Everything that has happened, but you lose the ability to predict anything, even common sense 7 years ago 374 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather live in a world that is Simple or Complex 7 years ago 572 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Who failed harder in Russia? Adolf Hitler or Napoleon Bonaparte 7 years ago 632 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Who is the greater philosopher? Plato or Aristotle 7 years ago 63,135 votes 475 comments 1 like
Who is the better Santa Claus impersonator? Karl Heinrich Marx or Mikhail Alexandrovich Bakunin 7 years ago 522 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Who is the better philosopher? Mikhail Alexandrovich Bakunin or Karl Heinrich Marx 7 years ago 256 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather, to reduce the CO2 emitted by livestock, Enforce a vegan diet on everyone or Enforce that every human may be eaten after a natural death 7 years ago 150,921 votes 1,408 comments 7 likes
A group of 5 who are dying and need organs of you make you an offer: You will be harvested rescuing the 5 and frozen, with a chance to wake in the future Their families will watch out for you. or You decline the offer, and the 5 will die, yet you will live on in the present with 100% chance of survival. 7 years ago 121,769 votes 1,068 comments 3 likes
Should we continue research that may not pay off for several generations? Yes, even though we ourselves may not profit, mankind will be richer for it. or No, we should focus on the wealth of the current generation, i.e. us. 7 years ago 63,584 votes 177 comments 0 likes
It is Christmas and you are dying, would you rather give your heart to someone who needs it, but will die tomorrow - and give it away or to someone special, who really has no use for it at all 7 years ago 459 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Have a state with the laws of the bible or with the Declaration of Human Rights as a foundation 7 years ago 450 votes 2 comments 0 likes
In a hypothetical genocidal war, who would win Magical ponies or Non-magical humans 7 years ago 1,503 votes 31 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Have direct control over everything in the universe, but with your current knowledge and wisdom or Have complete knowledge and understanding of everything, but with your current powers 7 years ago 572 votes 24 comments 0 likes
Who is the best captain James Tiberius Kirk or Jean-Luc Picard 7 years ago 1,590 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather directly vote on issues and decisions or vote for representatives that then vote for you 7 years ago 404 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather celebrate on 25th of December Isaac Newton's birthday, with presents and family or Christmas, but without presents, only worshipping Jesus on your own 7 years ago 1,239 votes 30 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have as head of your state... Zombie Carl Sagan or Zombie Jesus 7 years ago 397 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Would you rather repost questions that have already been posted or post new, but completely braindead and nonsensical questions 7 years ago 604 votes 6 comments 0 likes
If you could apply one video game power to your life would it be God mode, making you completely indestructible or The ability to quicksave and quickload, but you can still die with no return 7 years ago 90,667 votes 390 comments 3 likes
You have been thrown back in time with modern technology at your hands, would you rather Try to educate and supply them with technology, furthering the advance of mankind or try to conquer and control them with it, making you their God 7 years ago 171,187 votes 1,498 comments 4 likes
Would you rather have the excellent eyesight of an eagle or the awesome smelling sense of a dog 7 years ago 1,709 votes 28 comments 0 likes
Would you rather feed those innocent starving orphans or kill and cook the people those maniacs who chose A keep feeding to orphans 7 years ago 553 votes 18 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have the awesome power to detect all bagels in a 250 m radius or to speak with toilet paper which will be sentient and of average intelligence 7 years ago 738 votes 18 comments 0 likes
If you found out everyone's life is based on lies and deceit would you rather try to spread the truth or keep it a secret 7 years ago 1,593 votes 16 comments 0 likes
Would you rather get the chance to meet every dumb person on the internet and punch them for every inane question and comment or every smart person on the internet and thank them for good questions and comments 7 years ago 971 votes 23 comments 0 likes
Would you rather die drowning in semen or being beaten to death by seamen 7 years ago 462 votes 7 comments 1 like
Would you rather have your only daughter work as a porn star, not earning too much, but being happy with her life or your only daughter work as a secretary for the upper class, earning much, but constantly feeling emp 7 years ago 406 votes 14 comments 0 likes
In 1450 would you rather be an influential merchant of The Hanseatic League or The Novgorod Republic 7 years ago 391 votes 1 comment 0 likes
Would you rather have All life but mankind destroyed, with machines taking over the functions of the biotope, ensuring man or All of Mankind destroyed, with no possibility of intelligent cultural life ever evolving again 7 years ago 2,558 votes 40 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be permanently conditioned to feel overwhelming disgust and vomit whenever you see your favourite food or feel an overwhelming appetite and the urge to eat it whenever you see feces 7 years ago 243 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be in a permanent relationship with An android that is capable of every human feat including display of emotions or A human being who is incapable of emotions and empathy due to untreatable brain damage 7 years ago 166,523 votes 736 comments 4 likes
What is best in life? To crush your enemies or To see the lamentation of their women 7 years ago 1,316 votes 11 comments 0 likes

ImmanuelTheKant has posted the following comments:

Actually, let's address this. Compared to a bug, you got tremendous powers. Compared to a rock, even the bug has enormous powers. Don't underestimate the powers to manipulate the environment you already have. 7 years ago  
Actually. it's not an asian chick, it's an asian android. So it literally IS a robot. 7 years ago +4
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. Also I'd call it my horseband instead of husband. 7 years ago +4
I guess I could sell it for a total of x 7 years ago  
A gallon is what, about 4 litres? I once drank 1/8th of that in one gulp as a bet when I was drunk. I think I can take 8 times that when I got a full hour to do it. 7 years ago  
Neither. And it ain't Germany either. If we go by HDI here, it's of course Norway. Any of scandinavia will probably do. Finland, aka Winland for example. The real problem of course being that "the best" can mean many things, completely depending on what you are looking for in a country. 7 years ago  
Without the prequels I'd chosen you, Star Wars. You were supposed to be the chosen one! 7 years ago +3
I dunno, it'd be pretty cool in general I guess. But the ability to touch stars does entail that you are completely indestructible concerning heat, radiation and a vacuum. That alone is a pretty cool thing. 7 years ago  
Let's say you need about 10 seconds for one stanza of "X bottles of beer on the wall", you'd just have to start with roughly 315 million bottles of beer. Time will go by in the blink of an eye! 7 years ago +5
Good idea. Only problem is that the same legal system that promises justice in such a case, can easily conjure up the shenanigans that lead to you losing the rights to your own invention. The jungle of copyright and patents is not easily conquered by anyone but the lawyerest of lawyers. 7 years ago +1
There are actually not many people I hate. And most of them that I do hate are politicians. And of those politicians, most are actually already dead. Really, there isn't anyone I truly hate that I could think of from the top of my head. 7 years ago  
That, plus the fate of yourself being a free man or punished and ostracized forever. 7 years ago  
If I'm stuck in this room for eternity, I'd try to develop a pattern of eating and puking to sustain me as long as possible. If the days go by, and no rescue is in sight, and a gruesome, painful death with fecal vomiting and probably intestinal ruptures dawns closer, I'd kill myself with a sharp edge of a bone or something. At least it'll be one large orgy of gluttony before that happens, though. 7 years ago  
Good thing I have literally no arachnophobia. As long as I don't move to Australia, spiders will always be my awesome companions that kill flies and mosquitos for me. 7 years ago  
Seen as a hypothetical scenario, in which a genie-like omnipotent plot-device-thing gives me two options: A) relive the Holocaust as one of it's victims (and die), or B) the being causes a third world war escalation, and I will have to fight in it, I'd rather spare mankind WW3. 7 years ago  
Why would I have something against any of the two choices? 7 years ago +6
...What you just said does awfully remind me of the "good AIDS, bad AIDS"-bit Brass Eye did, only that that was satire. From blood transfusions over being misinformed by one's partner to outright rape, there are other ways to get AIDS. Good thing vaccine's have entered the human testing phase, and treatment has advanced significantly for AIDS. Cancer on the other hand is far more widespread and complicated. 7 years ago  
Fun Fact: There is actually a psychological phenomenon similiar to burnout called boreout, which can be quite similiar in it's impact on one's health. 7 years ago  
Truth be told, not ANY other joke, as there are truly even worse jokes. Chuck Norris Facts are just a meme that has run it's course and is now so outdated it hurts. 7 years ago +9
What the hell was I smoking when I chose Obama over Ron Paul? Sure, RP isn't perfect, but at least he is the one president most likely to end military imperialism. 7 years ago +9
"For my part, while I am as convinced a Socialist as the most ardent Marxian, I do not regard Socialism as a gospel of proletarian revenge, nor even, primarily, as a means of securing economic justice. I regard it primarily as an adjustment to machine production demanded by considerations of common sense, and calculated to increase the happiness, not only of proletarians, but of all except a tiny minority of the human race." -Bertrand Russell 7 years ago +2
Why didn't I read the question? Silly me, I can't live without a PC! 7 years ago +2
Awww, damnit. And just when I was imagining something appetizing. 7 years ago +2
Woo! My father is now Death, the grim reaper, the ferryman, Charon. Ahhh, and no sex required at all. 7 years ago  
Pee jelly! 7 years ago  
Nope. There are even people with no reaction to poison ivy at all. But with some, it can get as ugly as the pictured, rather disgusting reaction. 7 years ago  
China isn't communist. If anything, it is socialist. Of course they call it communism... oh wait, no, they call it "socialist market economy". Hm.. Then how about the Soviet Union? OK, they were Leninist, and that was basically also a big deviation from socialism before that, as Lenin had that idea that the party should control the people, instead of the workers establishing direct democracy, as was the idea before that.. To put it into a perspective I think you will understand is: Comparing Leninism to other strains of socialism aimed at creating a communist society, is like comparing Islam to christianity. Sure, they both evolved from the same strain of thought, but one prefers a totalitarian system of control by an elite, and the other does emphasize plurality of it's movements a bit more. The closest thing to communism we got were Barcelona 1936 and the early stages of the Russian revolution, when the worker councils actually had some say, and not the centralized communist party. 7 years ago +1
I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT TO... ...just... one... more... question... 7 years ago +10
Ha, we still beat you at debt-per-capita! GER-MA-NY GER-MA-NY! Aren't we a f*cked up country... Yet Japan blows us all out of the water. In all seriousness, though - the debt cycle of industrial nations hasn't started with Obama, and can't be blamed on one administration alone. It is a disease that has started with lobbying, and ends with massive downsizing and privatization of vital areas of society. Either that, or a revolution. It isn't the first time debt has caused an empire to fall. Actually, most empires seem to have fallen due to debt, disobedient militaries that had to be bribed, and subsequent inflation. 7 years ago +1
The former is at least an attempt at a moral dilemma. 7 years ago +3
Ah, Pascal's wager. What if you choose the wrong God? What if God knows you only believed in a God to be "on the safe side" and hates that even more than being honest? What if there is a God who punishes not belief, but only deeds? What if you choose the wrong God, and the real God will punish you with hell, and atheists are better off as they at least did not belief in the wrong God? What if God created this universe as a test for you to use the scientific method, and thinks you are unworthy if you blindly believe something without evidence? Pascal's wager is no good argument for believing in a God. 7 years ago  
And yet I do prefer domestic cats over dogs... 7 years ago  
First amendment, "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof". 7 years ago +2
And have my booze/smokes/money/dignity stolen? No thanks. The latter at least obeys orders. 7 years ago +8
OK, seriously, Obama is at best social liberalism, or if you are very, VERY vague it could be social democracy. It is still so far from socialism, I am not sure what the hell you smoke there on the other side of the pond, to come up with this. You never had socialism, and the socialist and communist movements you did have in the first half of the 20th century died off during the cold war due to the adversity. The very fact that you overuse the word "socialism" like that shows, that you do not understand what it is. Also, while I respect Ron Paul for his libertarian ideals, I highly doubt he could significantly change society. After all, he is just a potential president, and bound by the shackles of the overall political system. Still, if you get the chance: Vote for him, at least he is the one most likely not to go to war another time. 7 years ago +4
Wait... 5000 meter drop? Does that mean they are 5000 meters high? ... woah... The Mount Everest for comparison is 8000 meters high. 7 years ago +2
Unless you are a progamer with sponsorship contracts. Although I think there aren't any notable e-sport events for skateboard games. 7 years ago  
Damnit. Again foiled by my own twitchy voting reaction. I thought it said "waist down", so I chose the wrong one. 7 years ago +1
Yes, and the reason is rather interesting. The Marihuana Tax Act of 1937 was passed mainly because of Randolph Hearst and other people interested in reducing the market share of hemp. It was also passed with false information spread amongst the populace and senate, including outright lies. The Medical Association of America was amongst the only organizations that rightfully claimed, that there is no scientific basis for "reefer madness" and the scare running rampant in Hearst's newspapers, yet the senate was told they support the bill. (This is not baseless conspiracy, it is documented and freely available information) All facts considered, weed is a less harmful drug than alcohol, and the amount of studies backing that up is rather immense. It is practically non-toxic, so an OD is very unlikely and there has never been a documented case of THC overdose in a human. It is also very unlikely to get addicted to weed, as there is next to no withdrawal and other physical depency symptoms (exceptions may apply rarely, as drugs work differently for everyone). Alcohol on the other hand is one of the most physically addictive substances out there. Also it is very toxic, with alcohol ODs costing lives every day. So yes, weed is illegal for a reason, and that reason was scaremongering and trying to get the upper hand in the fight of cotton v hemp. Also many moralists supported the bill, after they had failed with the prohibition of alcohol, following the logic: "At least we can prohibit SOMETHING. And this time it is connected to jazz and all that other stuff those aweful negros do." 7 years ago +12
Option B is really rather risky. Not only is it only available if more people vote A, but even then it is only 50/50. So there are two hurdles to pass. And, seriously, 1 million is more than enough for me. 7 years ago  
But not without water 7 years ago +1
I'd stop by at the bank and look if the money isn't locked away. If it is, one hour isn't enough for me to break into a vault, even if I had days I probably couldn't do it. So I'd continue to a store that doesn't have the security a bank has, preferably one that has electronics and other expensive yet easily transportable stuff. 7 years ago +2
And a mysterious plague of seemingly impossible bank robberies begins. Of course I shall only take small amounts at a time, from many different banks all over the world. That way it will be impossible to link it to me, and I will have money and superpowers at the same time.. 7 years ago +6
I think the main reason is that this is not a representative sample of Japanese people. It is just those that by chance visited this website and this question in particular 7 years ago  
No, not quite, but it is rather complicated. Atheism is the belief that there is no God. Agnosticism is the belief that we cannot prove if there is a God or not. Agnosticism can be combined with both atheism (I do not believe there is a God, but I cannot prove it) and theism (I choose to believe in a God, yet I acknowledge it cannot be proven). Deism is the belief in a God that created the universe, but does not change the laws of nature and does not need to be worshipped (Many philosophers of the enlightenment were deist, including many of the founding fathers of the USA). Materialistic monism is the belief, that there is nothing metaphysical at all, and everything can be explained by mechanisms of the material world. 7 years ago +4
I dunno... It means I'd die of thirst and exkaustion, probably covered in my own excrement after days. Not much better than being cooked alive IMO. 7 years ago +2
Exactly my reasoning. Also it is less toxic and addictive than alcohol. 7 years ago +1
With the money you win at Vegas, you can go and save many lives. 7 years ago +4
It really depends who I am working for But in the world we live in I'd almost feel the duty to steal from my employer, if I could do so. 7 years ago  
"Darling, this evening was just wonderful" "BRAAAAAAIIIINS" Oh, the romance to be had. 7 years ago +21
As long as I may sterilize it beforehand. 7 years ago +1
Maybe I'll have more luck with women as a lesbian... 7 years ago +6
There are many easily cureable STDs 7 years ago  
Just say "with someone of your own gender" and "someone really hot of the opposite gender that has aids". Problem avoided. 7 years ago +2
Currently, this is the only legal option for me 7 years ago +5
Utilitarianism ftw. Extremely happy - A little hurt = win. 7 years ago +3
The logical inclusions in that made my head spin. That is the problem when you teach Aritotle in schools, nothing good comes out of it. How can Spaghetti be different than pasta yet also be pasta? Damn my overthinking obnoxious self! 7 years ago  
What year are we talking about? There was a time when both the Soviet Union and the Nazis had their share of Poland, then a time when Germany had all of Poland, and in the end it became a sattelite of the Soviet Union, which could be seen as kind of an occupation. 7 years ago +1
How is Genesis more obvious then say the Rig Veda, the Hindu creation myth? Both were written down ages ago, both were said to be inspired by the divine, and both have been passed down by the means of authority and sometimes violence. Also, I am not depressed, this site has a mainly US-American userbase. You are right up there with other states like Iran, at the "forefront of humanity". Good going. Don't forget to vote for the american Hezbollah, i.e. "Party of God". 7 years ago +16
How is Genesis more obvious then say the Rig Veda, the Hindu creation myth? Both was written down ages ago, both is said to be inspired by the divine, and both has been passed down by the means of authority and sometimes violence. Also, I am not depressed, this site has a mainly US-based demography. You are right up there with other states like Iran, at the "forefront of humanity". Good going. Don't forget to vote for the american Hezbollah, i.e. "Party of God". 7 years ago  
Actually, catholics aren't creationists, as the pope did accept the Big Bang Theory. 7 years ago +5
What two molecules? What is your understanding of the Big Bang? The Big Bang Theory does not say there was nothing before it, it does say there was no "before" before it, as time actually just did not exist. If you do the math, time folds into itself at the point of the big bang. There weren't two molecules, molecules formed much much later, it was all current existence packed together into a singularity. If you choose to believe that there had to be someone creating this singularity, I will give you the possibility of that, as there also is the possibility for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and Russell's Teapot - but the necessity for a God is something that just is not there. 7 years ago +12
Why does quantum physics need an omnipotent anthropomorphized being? How does that solve the paradox of Schroedinger's cat? All that says is really about quantum particles, and they pose a far more interesting dilemma: That reality only really happens, when it is interacting with something. Before that, it remains in a mathematical, stochastical nightmare of "could-be", and quite literally, is all possible options at once. Also I bet many scientists are Buddhists, too. Does that make Buddhism right? Is it even an argument that can be used to support Buddhism in any way? And please, elaborate on that unifying energy. Do you mean dark matter? That is a theory that may actually be overthrown in the next years, as new models to calculate gravitational interplay inside galaxies could yield an answer as to why we didn't observe as much matter in them as we were expecting. Do you mean why gravity can't be unified with the other 3 fundamental interactions? Or is it something you or someone else who told you in grossly misunderstood? The last one seems the most likely to me, but I am willing to listen to your arguments. Last but not least: If there were an unexplained "higher" kind of energy, that still wouldn't mean that there is a sentient creator, and especially, it wouldn't mean that one fable from one specific tribe straight out of the iron age is true. 7 years ago +14
Oh, rest assured that my perversion is harmless and non-threatening, albeit weird. 7 years ago  
Indeed. I see you have a talent for stating the obvious. 7 years ago  
Oh, wait, I'd have to rise drinking age I guess. 7 years ago  
Smoooooth. You certainly are a great internet casanova. 7 years ago +2
Boy, will they be surprised when they find out i don't have a house. But I'll already be in Bhutan or some other nice place living as a king would! 7 years ago +1
Fun fact: In international surveys it was determined that the average male does not care for chubby or thin, as long as the proportions of breast-stomach-waist are right. As all studies, it is about averages of course. 7 years ago +1
.... Oh, I thought it meant nanny as in a foster mother. 7 years ago +2
I don't even have a facebook profile. 7 years ago +1
That will teach those ladies who thought them my better a lesson! And the whole human race! Let them all fade away! Muhahahaha! ... yes, quite. 7 years ago +2
Ah, biased questioning. If it were guaranteed that I can make their lives fun and enjoyable, of course I'd adopt. But that isn't guaranteed in real life now, is it? 7 years ago +1
PUDDI PUDDI 7 years ago +3
Exactly. It is like one of the top fantasies of all human beings. 7 years ago +12
Fun fact: When you are stranded or something and must resort to drinking urine, it is better to drink that of others. Your metabolism is different from that of other people, so you may use something that the other discarded and vice-versa. 7 years ago +9
I really LOVE HOOKERS sorry 7 years ago +5
Wait, I have enough money to feed all the starving children in the world? Well, ok then. 7 years ago +13
That picture is completely misleading. Obama does not have unlimited money. 7 years ago +4
The worst case of stomach flu in ALL TIME, as in the worst case of stomach flu in recorded history would kill you in a very gruesome way. 7 years ago +3
There is a wide range of ideologies to choose from if you are a terrorist. National socialism with it's religious and racist undertones just isn't my cup of tea. 7 years ago +3
No one can be sure if the gold price will continue to rise. Also, with a million, I personally would not be interested in investing to gain even more. It is enough for living a decent life without having to work. 7 years ago  
I'd rather spend some/some instead of all for me or all for others. As 100000 isn't THAT much, if I'm forced to spend all on one cause, it is me. 7 years ago  
Well, I already am A, and life isn't so bad. 7 years ago +8
Shooters and Strategy games are virtually unplayable on consoles - and yes, even with the wave of console shooters I maintain that position in light of several studies on direct competition of controller vs. mouse and keyboard. Computer have a modular structure that allows them to go with the times and be the spearhead of graphics and concepts. I will never understand the allure of console gaming. The only thing that seems worth it are console exclusives, everything else can be played better on a PC (very bad console ports that are horribly programmed are the only exception), especially since you can always also plug in a controller. 7 years ago +8
After a natural death, it'd still be weird, but at least I wouldn't have to cut off some of my limbs or something. 7 years ago  
And my career as a very peculiar pornstar begins! 7 years ago +4
Anorexic, as in very thin, is in itself nothing wrong, or at least nothing that should make one judgemental. Anorexic as in the disease that causes people to practically starve themselves for no reason, that is something that needs treatment. Same goes for eating disorders that can cause obesity. 7 years ago +2
One can always make new friends. 7 years ago +4
Freddy is more creative 7 years ago +1
Are both questions for the rest of your life? 7 years ago +3
Basically any fat joke can be easily modified to be a yo mamma joke. 7 years ago +12
You forgot Nikola Tesla. 7 years ago  
Actually, it's edition, unless you mean addition as in to add something to something. 7 years ago +3
Buried, that way I can add to the knowledge of humans of our generation if I am exhumend in the distant future. 7 years ago +3
It still is tough, though. If you are able to master your powers in A you could practically become God. That's a big if, though. I myself would be too afraid to accidentally change some cosmic constant like gravity in a way it completely eradicates myself and the known universe. 7 years ago  
Nah, but I'd accept it to be removed and replaced by fakes to lower prices of noble metals for electronics and industrial application. 7 years ago  
That would probably be one of the stupidest legislations ever, as there are simply not enough pets to be truly significant. Also pets don't consume farmland the same amount livestock does. 7 years ago +4
Graveyards are like public parks, only more peaceful. Graveyards at night are pure serenity. 7 years ago +1
I guess 10% are not aware of what a blue waffle is. 7 years ago +43
If "fat" means morbidly obese, like in that pic, then A. If fat means chubby, then B. 7 years ago +4
Dammit, I misclicked. I'd love to get a Hawking-like voice computer! 7 years ago +5
There are people with great bodies, who look not just sexy, but genuinely beatiful when naked. I am not like this. My body is enjoyed best if put into several layers of clothing. 7 years ago +7
I guess geeks are hipsters who try to cash in on nerds' smartness. 7 years ago  
One is all about mythology and lasers, the other is all about humanism and exploration. 7 years ago +1
The original trilogy is one of the masterpieces of cinema, and the three prequels are still heavily flawed yet enjoyable popcorn entertainment. You are really missing out if you persist. 7 years ago  
"And you always claimed we had nothing in common!" 7 years ago +1
I would rather dring lemonade instead of pure alcohol. Also it didn't specify which alcohol. Who knows, it might be Methanol. 7 years ago  
Mr. Skip is! 7 years ago  
I guess when you share a border with both France and Switzerland, you are bound to mutate into an omnicheese-devouring metahuman. 7 years ago +1
And you are on equal levels with Iran, congratulations America! 7 years ago +4
I don't know... Have you read the bible? The moral lessons are horrible. Gathering firewood on the Sabbath gets you stoned to death and wearing clothes made out of two different fabrics makes you an abomination. Also, don't you dare to have contact with women on their periods. Our morals have developed quite a bit since religious times, with human rights and all that good stuff. 7 years ago +7
I believe in evolution and not God. An omnipotent and omniscient God surely would have created man intelligent enough to not believe in God. Evolution on the other hand gives us good ways of explaining why we came up with all that mythology and still believe it, even though it has become a completely implausible and frankly absurd hypothesis. 7 years ago +6
I believe in evolution and not God. An omnipotent and omniscient God surely would have created man intelligent enough not to believe in God. Evolution on the other hand gives us good ways of explaining why we came up with all that and still believe it, even though it has become a completely implausible and frankly absurd hypothesis. 7 years ago  
Sorry to say that, but getting everything, as in EVERYthing. That is just too alluring. 7 years ago  
Trolling is a art. 7 years ago +7
As we are technically all related to each other, and to all other life forms, my quest to eradicate all life on earth begins... 7 years ago  
Yes you did. I guess with a question like this, one has to expect many reposts. 7 years ago  
As a male lion, I'll never have to work while women bring me my food and sex. Male lions are the perfect animal to be for the lazy. 7 years ago  
Well, that was a no-brainer. She's hotter, and her music is better. At least as my tastes are concerned. 7 years ago +4
So, me living in a Harry Potter world would change absolutely nothing, as I'd be a muggle anyway. 7 years ago  
Justin Beaver is a British top agent of the SAS, trained to look just like a sissy with a similiar name, but also trained in twenty-six ways to kill someone with his enormous nerdy glasses alone. 7 years ago +1
Love isn't the only thing to make one happy, and losing all sources of happiness isn't worth any price to pay. 7 years ago  
I'd take him everywhere, spraying people that get on my nerves. Oh the fun to be had. 7 years ago +1
Oh, both look delicious, but the second one looks almost irresistible 7 years ago  
God did a baby? That explains the motivations of the catholic church I guess... 7 years ago +9
Above us? So we can locate him? Do Australians have to worship God underneath them? Or is God a hollow sphere around our planet? Fascinating, and there I thought christians didn't argue like sun-worshipers any more. 7 years ago +2
Above us? So we can locate him? Do have to worship God underneath them? Or is God a hollow sphere around our planet? Fascinating, and there I thought christians didn't argue like sun-worshipers any more. 7 years ago  
Yes, but how was babby formed? 7 years ago  
The truly sad thing is, it isn't a scam, it is a mistake. An institution based not so much on lies as on delusion. Of course there are also those that outright lie, like Scientology. 7 years ago +2
The truly sad thing is, it isn't a scam, it is a mistake. 7 years ago  
YES! YES! 7 years ago +3
Congratulations, your penis is larger than the observable universe. 3.02191753 × 10^56 lightyears to be exact. It is so damn large, if you'd ejaculate it'd take 7.25 * 10^63 years to come out. The universe is about 14 billion or 14.0 * 10^9 years old, just for comparison here. 7 years ago +7
I guess Freud was spot on, considering the obsession this site seems to have with parent/child incestuous situations. 7 years ago +6
With Snot, at least there is a chance I can finish. To lick that toilet clean, you'd need a sandpaper tongue. 7 years ago +1
It was tough to decide, as it heavily depends on what will fill the void Religion leaves behind. If, for example, it were to be filled by stalinist or national socialist totalitarianism, that'd be jumping from the frying pan into the fire. Also, I wouldn't want all kinds of faith to suddenly vanish, just the authority blind faith holds over people in the form of religion. In the end, though, I think the two basic ideals of basically all major organized religions: A) Believing something to be absolutely true, that has been proven wrong or is by it's nature impossible to prove, and B) the belief that some people are exclusively chosen and judged by higher powers to be superior, are what has to be mitigated or even eliminated, so that racism may leave the surface of our earth as well. 7 years ago +2
I like Raves, but this is all about categories and inclusion. Every rave can be considered a party, but not every party can be considered a rave. So as long as you aren't someone who likes ONLY raves, you should go with parties. 7 years ago  
Oh, I thought this was about LSD as well... Damn street names of drugs. Well, I guess a very low concentrated solution of hydrochloric acid would also be survivable. But it it's concentrated HCL, I'd rather go with the glass, as wpil057 has pointed out the fate that'd await you. 7 years ago +1
Lucid dreaming with certain amounts of control over the dream world is actually a real thing. It does happen to me from time to time and is rather enjoyable. 7 years ago +4
I could write a book and give empirical evidence in the form of bigfoot sperm. "How Bigfoot raped me" will be the bestseller of the decade. 7 years ago +6
I agree. Although it clearly seems to be heterosexual. Unless there is some transsexuality involved we don't see yet. 7 years ago +7
Maybe it was God's way of saying: "BTW, I am in the mood for the old testament again. Less Matthew 5:44, more Hosea 13:16 ." 7 years ago +10
I actually did not think it'd turn out this way. I can think of so many more uses for quicksaving, you can relive and retry any choice you made. That seems much more useful to me than invulnerability. How often in life are you in a life threatening situation? Now how often do you think retrying something would benefit you. Including picking lottery numbers again, trying to talk to your crush, writing a test again already knowing the answers. Even if you get wounded - as long as you stay conscious you can reload and avoid the situation. 7 years ago +261
Let's face it, this will all turn out to be fanboys throwing their poop at each other. 7 years ago +7
Why, though? Why is a blood sacrifice needed? Why is torturing and killing someone needed? Isn't wrath a sin, so why does God have wrath? Isn't a blood sacrifice to appease your God barbaric, so why did we need one, especially why did we need to have God's son killed? Why did Jesus have to be brutally killed, couldn't God have forgiven us without that? If he could not forgive us, is he omnipotent then? Christian mythology is really perverted and gruesome when you analyze it. 7 years ago +4
Actually, it was more likely thunk up by christians that realized there is some value to the big bang theory, with redshift evidence and telescopes witnessing earlier states of the universe that support the big bang theory. Christians that then went: "Oh well, that whole account in the bible must be METAPHORICAL, but God still has to exist. So he made the big bang." Why should I as an atheist try to squeeze in a God in which I don't believe into a theory that does not need a God. 7 years ago +2
The second option would just be hilarious. Even if it meant my death, "Here lies XYZ, gunned down by a vicious turkey on Thanksgiving 'Gobble Gobble' " is just an awesome headstone inscription. 7 years ago +8
It's not the cheating, it's that I'd have the urge to punch his face and cry out "Revolution! Power to the proletariat!", like, all the time. 7 years ago  
If you'd become notorious, they'd strap you down, force you in a cell and do experiments on you, trying to find out why you are immortal. At least that's what I'd do if I were the government faced with an immortal bank robber. 7 years ago  
Thanks. I really feel that "love your enemy" Matthew 5:44 talked about. I guess it was God's plan to make me an atheist, so you he could test your faith in his commandment to love your enemy. He made me an atheist so I could enrage you so you could forgive me, but unfortunately, you failed. I guess God's plan just had a position in hell for both of us, I'm really sorry for you. 7 years ago +5
Thanks. I really feel that "love you enemy" Matthew 5:44 talked about. I guess it was God's plan to make me an atheist, so you he could test your faith in his commandment to love your enemy. He made me an atheist so I could enrage you so you could forgive me, but unfortunately, you failed. I guess God's plan just had a position in hell for both of us, I'm really sorry for you. 7 years ago  
Lets just call it a many worlds interpretation of quantum theory-style time travel, in which you create another reality altogether, and changes won't affect the reality which spawned you, meaning you can kill whomever you want without nonexistence threatening you. 7 years ago  
Live the life of fame and wealth and seduce Emma Watson. 7 years ago  
I don't really care for Obama, but I really don't care for sports, especially american ones. 7 years ago +2
Unless Some other faith turns out to be right, that does not allow for forgiveness. 7 years ago +6
Nice question. 7 years ago +5
Moustache power! 7 years ago +6
Good question, that was a tough one to decide. But I went with taste, because that could actually help with rationalizing food intake and achieving perfect body weight. 7 years ago +4
Magicians are awesome, but gambling holds more money. 7 years ago +3
Can't lose that which does not exist. 7 years ago +37
Oh no, a pedophile. He will surely molest my bearded, fat, nerdy body. 7 years ago +10
I love this question 7 years ago  
If I'd look like that, with the personality I have now, I'd love the amount of laughs and trolling I could get out of it 7 years ago +2
Depends on how much I drink. I guess I could arrive safely with just one beer. But in general drinking is the worse idea. 7 years ago  
Oh yes, like the atheist inquisition, or atheist shariah, or atheist terrorism running rampant in the name of no lord. Us militant atheists annoying people with our debates and arguments, our human rights and morality that doesn't call for eternal torture if you look at someone of the opposite sex with lustful eyes. Come back when you are kept from going to the church of your choice, when you are tortured in the name of atheism, and when people call for wars in the name of atheism. It will never happen, because atheism does not work that way, it just "persecutes" by going on your nerves with all that logic and evidence stuff. It was always religion that resorted to violence. No wonder if you worship a God who on multiple occasions commanded his chosen people to commit genocide. 7 years ago +6
I didn't find any reliable numbers, but I'll just guess it's like with other actors and artists: Not everyone is successful and rich, even though some are. 7 years ago  
Hm, do you choose to be hungry? Do you choose to be attracted to the opposite sex? Do you choose to love someone? This is not something one only learns by socialization. This is something one is born with. There may be some people that are indeed "confused" as some may claim, but they are the exception, not the norm. Also, comparing homosexuality to drug addiction or criminal behaviour is just... patheticly anachronistic to say the least. 7 years ago +2
Yes it is, in the same sense "Would you rather be a man or woman" or "Would you rather have the power to do X or Y" or other unrealistic choices on here are. If you want to have it changed, how about: "If you had a choice, would you rather..." but that is redundant and unnecessary in this case. It's not like he went up to a gay person's face and yelled: "But wouldn't you rather be straight?" 7 years ago +1
Autotune is easier to apply than dance lessons 7 years ago +5
Hm, I may have been wrong, too. Maybe it's another kind of wolf, it just didn't look like wolf puppies I've seen. 7 years ago +1
Yes, listen to your history teacher, assuming he is a competent one. Then you will realize there is next to no value in the bible as a source of historical facts. 7 years ago +5
it's not like they'd be in any way helping against toxic fumes anyway 7 years ago +4
All that really matters is the internet connection. 7 years ago +3
Wherever there is injustice and crime, the Vomit Volcano will protect the innocent! 7 years ago  
I'd love to try that spider. It looks yummy. 7 years ago  
I just voted for that pic of Hawking being a pimp. 7 years ago +4
only if you are so short-sighted not to include windows and air vents. 7 years ago +1
The original gameboy was tons of fun! 7 years ago +1
Ah, it's the classical mermaid dilemma, without the fishy parts. 7 years ago  
You can have a smartphone besides that particular overrated brand. 7 years ago +2
Well, it said aliens, not xenomorphs. So I chose that. 7 years ago  
AIDS may get a cure in the next few years. 7 years ago  
Some bacon is, but bacon can come from many different parts of that wonderfully delicious animal. 7 years ago +1
Oh no, you have caught me! Yes, I am fat and I do eat food. Now you know my terrible secret! 7 years ago +8
Knowing me, I'd probably be famous for some really stupid thing, like "the guy who posted the most inane comment of the internet!" 7 years ago  
I'll just assume when they start humping your leg it counts as "mission accomplished". I can live with that. 7 years ago +2
Yes, I'd rather eat my dad. He has better meat quality. And yes, I will now interpret every ambiguous, verb-missing question as eating. 7 years ago +8
I'm pretty happy so far with that choice. 7 years ago +3
Yes. Yes you would. 7 years ago +1
Good Yoda or bad cat, rather you would? Choose one or the other, there is no skip. 7 years ago +1
Actually, some reactions to poison ivy can get that extreme. Not everyone reacts to poison ivy with the same ferocity, some people even have no reaction at all. 7 years ago  
I don't have an ex. Go, nothing, take your best shot at me! 7 years ago +4
Good going dad! Show them being old doesn't mean you have to fold. 7 years ago  
It'd look so amazingly stupid. That little boy, and a fat bearded nerd. Also I'd do annoying death metal grunts and pigsqueals the whole time. 7 years ago +1
"Ma, Pa, look what I can do! Look, I can bang a celebrity all on my own! Look pa, without hands! You're not really looking, Pa!" 7 years ago +43
I'd be the stupid annoying mascot in a giant costume. That'd be pretty nifty. 7 years ago +3
I love wasabi. It has a heat similiar to mustard, just much, much stronger. But let me tell you: I once had a whole spoonfull of good wasabi. The hotness creeps into your nose and ears and it gets really uncomfortable. Tabasco isn't even as hot as good wasabi anyway. 7 years ago  
Dude, that's already my job. 7 years ago +4
I would be honored to be absorbed by his noodlyness! 7 years ago +4
Depends on where the power plants are built. Where I live, wind is the way to go. Ultimately, the sun is the provider of all our energy. Including oil. 7 years ago  
There are Jehova's Witnesses at the door. Well heart, what would you do? Beat? Beat them? Oh heart, you always give me the best ideas. Like when I was unsure if to propose to my sweetheart. "Follow your heart" they said, and I beat her right in the face. 7 years ago +3
If I'm too poor to take care of 12 dogs, feed 11 dogs to 1 dog. Problem solved. 7 years ago  
All that preparation for the Zombie Apocalypse will finally be of use! 7 years ago +3
Living the dream! Oooooh yeah! 7 years ago +5
Actually, we are apes. 7 years ago +3
Isaac Newton was a bigger genius for his time, but unlike Einstein, he was an asshole as a person. 7 years ago +2
HIV is the virus that causes AIDS. That is the difference. AIDS is the syndrome, HIV is the virus. To say "HIV is curable" is wrong for two reasons: A) A virus itself is not a disease, a virus infection can be curable, a virus can't. B) Even if you mean the disease, it is not yet curable. 7 years ago +8
Young Stalin looks so handsome. Also he robbed banks. He's a gangsta, yo. 7 years ago  
So, scorpions have a complex mating ritual, but the actual "sex" is the male dumping his sperm on the ground and the female then absorbing it. I have no idea how to stretch that to 24 hours, unless the mating ritual is included. The mating ritual itself is mostly the scorpion male dragging the female around to find a suitable location, it'll be inconvenient and hurt a bit, maybe a broken arm could come out of it, but at the end of the day, it ain't that bad. 7 years ago +9
Systematically exploiting you, killing your family, treating you like an animal and putting you into a gas chamber with a dozen other panicked people is a lot more awful than rape. 7 years ago +2
Well, one leads to the other - with a baby you can pick up chicks that like cute things. 7 years ago +1
Assisted reproductive technology 7 years ago  
I could live there as one of the guards... 7 years ago +4
I'd call my self "The infernal Buttcrack" and fight crime! 7 years ago +1
I can take it, rather have them try their worst in vain on me, instead of me creating another spree killer. 7 years ago +1
Maybe I wouldn't even notice it thanks to the placebo effect that makes me think it will taste like normal soda. 7 years ago  
It'd be a boring debate, splitting many hairs and details. I agree with most of hist stuff anyway. 7 years ago +2
Opioids suck. And I react pretty well to weed. 7 years ago +2
The amount of gas passed is in not necessarily connected to the amount of noise or smell produced. 7 years ago  
Hey, I'd get something out of the video games, too. 7 years ago +1
MST3K is a classic show where they make fun of horrible B-movies. Rifftrax is the same concept, but with only an audio track. 7 years ago  
Hey, You gotta share you gotta care. 7 years ago  
Oh thank you human decency. That would be the first WYR-question that could have made me rage if my option was not the most chosen one. 7 years ago +3
With that face, no one would give you one. Even if they tried, they couldn't finish. ... Oh wait, you were talking about surgery. 7 years ago +1
One of those kittens may grow up to be the next Adolf Kitler. Are you willing to take that chance? Are you? 7 years ago +7
A fellow troll would never attack me. 7 years ago +3
Augustus Ceasar was a bad emperor.Long live the senate! I shall vanquish you in the name of SPQR. 7 years ago  
I know, right. Freddy could change into any dream partner I want. 7 years ago +4
When I'm a high quality paper clip, I can go "I am 100% metal, b*tches!" 7 years ago +3
Half-fiend and Tiefling offspring, here I come. I'm glad it's a demon, Tanar'Ri 7 years ago  
I'm addicted to coffee, it isn't so bad. 7 years ago +5
As long as you are a healthy man, you can always go often in succession instead of one long time. 7 years ago  
Troll Level 1 7 years ago  
Dude, I totally cheated and maxed out my stats once in KotOR. There wouldn't even be a fight. 7 years ago +1
really depends on the situation. But then again, I'll never be pregnant. And if my partner were, I'd respect her ultimate decision. 7 years ago +3
I ate snails, they were surprisingly tasty. 7 years ago  
Sorry, I can't brain today, I have the derp. 7 years ago  
Sex or sex with sugar coating? Hey, I'm not a fan of simplicity. 7 years ago +7
Nasty? Delicious watermelons are nasty? You are comparing them to the nastiest fruit on our planet - strawberries. They are shaped like the tip of a penis. You can't get much more nasty than that. 7 years ago +1
Halo sucks, but so does CoD. But Bungie did more than just Halo. 7 years ago +1
Thinking and driving may actually be more dangerous, because I tend to completely wander off and forget what I was doing when I start thinking. I'd totally crash into something, it happened to me on bikes more than once. 7 years ago  
Even Flash is bound by the speed of light. Teleportation could beat even him. 7 years ago  
This question is either really dumb or completely genius. I'd rather be a disembodied head, all my senses and my brain intact. 7 years ago  
I love bacon, but Morgan Freeman is just too awesome. He's an atheist that played God in a movie, you can't get much better than this. 7 years ago +2
Well, I use Lubuntu on my laptop anyway. It is specialized to keep those batteries charged. 7 years ago +1
Not if she ain't superficial. 7 years ago  
And now my eternal quest to copulate with several millions of snakes begins. Actually, how does one do the dance with no pants with a snake? 7 years ago  
Angela Zhang the 17-year old girl that designed a nanoparticle to combat cancer begs to differ. 7 years ago +3
Thanks Genie, now my quest to know as many people as possible and use their blind love to take over the world begins. 7 years ago +1
I already am able to turn people into hot dogs. It isn't easy, it's a damn bloody mess, and the screaming really gets to you after a while, but people do need hot dogs. 7 years ago +2
Unless it's one of the many, many harmless jellyfish that roam in the seas. 7 years ago  
I had two root canals in my life. With proper anaesthesia it's not bad at all. 7 years ago  
The Jovian system is interesting to learn about, so gimme that homework! I'll probably be too lazy to do it anyway. 7 years ago +1
You know what they say, better to have loved and lost than to have a mediocre tiring relationship. Also it never said that I couldn't have another longer relationship with someone else I really like afterwards. 7 years ago  
I just love the Cookie Monster. 7 years ago +1
I don't even know that book, or the guy, or whatever. But it will surely take less time. 7 years ago +6
If I were to find out God exists, and that he truly is the genocidal asshole everyone is so excited to believe in, I'd say bring it on! 7 years ago +3
It just says to date her, nothing more. Who knows, maybe she is interesting or at least funny to talk to? 7 years ago  
It's called chewing. It really helps not dying while swallowing large stuff. 7 years ago +7
LP has nostalgia value 7 years ago +1
Mysterious child prodigy, here I come! 7 years ago +3
Boring? Wondrous scientific discoveries, endless guilt-free orgies, the exploration of space fueled by global cooperation. I just don't see the boring. 7 years ago  
I flunked sports. Every single time. It got me into real trouble back in school and it left a permanent mark on my report card, but I regret nothing! 7 years ago  
I thought about it long and long, and I can't think of any worst enemy of the opposite gender. I can't even think of one of the same gender. Unless politicians count...... Oh God, I may just have doomed myself to sleep with Angela Merkel D: 7 years ago  
Let's face it: Panda's are very, very inefficient animals. They are bearly (get it, get it?) able to reproduce, their digestive tract is not specialized on their food, which is absurdly specific. As cute as they look, they are doomed unless we use some modern genetics on them. 7 years ago  
Not everything is about looking hot. Including sexual prowess and character. 7 years ago +1
I just love ants so much, I'd gladly give my body for the hive. At least when I got no other option that'd ensure my survival. 7 years ago +1
Kirby'd win by ingestion in the first round. 7 years ago +3
Bwahahahhahahaha... hohohohohohohoh, Uahahahahahaahahaha.... No, please, you crack me up. So much I had to type out my laughter. Mac is the most genius ploy to sell hipsters completely overpriced PCs. That's what a Mac is - a Personal Computer, with absurdly overpriced hardware and a mediocre software package with better alternatives elsewhere. 7 years ago +4
I'd just use it do download FF again... 7 years ago +6
That is a nice question. I'd love to have the TARDIS and do both, but I guess that isn't an option here... 7 years ago  
I once stapled my finger on accident. I was utterly surprised how painless and bloodless it was. 7 years ago +2
Indeed. In an average household, your toilet is more sanitary than your keyboard. 7 years ago +7
Am I the only one that thinks that worm looks disturbingly tasty? 7 years ago  
Well, in a dictatorship I'm either the lunatic in charge or much, MUCH more likely the first to the death camp. So lowly democracy it is. 7 years ago  
Wow, talk about getting Freudian. 7 years ago +2
It immediately made me think of cocaine. 7 years ago  
I guess this question has some personal backstory to it... I guess the fact that I chose maritime wonders over wedding glamour is why I am doomed to remain unwed forever. Oh well, there could be worse things. 7 years ago  
What? You mean... You mean... FICTIONAL MOVIES AREN'T REAL? OH GOD MY LIFE IS RUINED! 7 years ago +4
When I look at the "Rich and ugly" picture, I guess surgery obsession made that face ugly. Or photoshop. Can't be sure without knowing the source. 7 years ago  
Not all jellyfish are dangerous 7 years ago +1
Well, that being said - so is God. And the Big Bang theory does explain a lot of things, for example why galaxies are moving away from each other, and we can even observe earlier states of the universe thanks to the time light takes to reach us. All points to the Big Bang. All we got for the God theory are some stories written by a desert tribe during the iron age. Sorry, but I'll go with the idea that makes more sense. 7 years ago +8
It mainly is a problem because beauty is all about others. What is the sense in being beatiful for myself only? I could of course look at myself in the mirror all day. Or clone me and marry myself. But at the end of the day, I rather be seen as beautiful by others and not myself. 7 years ago +1
Aaahh, Riki-Oh, the Story of Ricky. Now that was a hilariously gory movie. Although IIRC in the scene he wasn't strangled by his own intestines, but he was strangling someone else with them. Of course this still makes for a great pic. 7 years ago +1
Oh boy, I'm a straight male, and even I'd take data. 7 years ago  
My grandparents are all dead, conversation with ashes would get quite boring. 7 years ago +14
The android has an articficial heart that doubles as a drum machine. That's right, you can produce a grindcore album on your girlfriend/boyfriend! 7 years ago  
Well, most of us already had a suckle of those breasts, so a lick of the bra can't be that gross. I hope the same can't be said of daddy's genitals. 7 years ago +10
"So wie mir" or "Mir auch" 7 years ago +1
Something along those lines, yes. 7 years ago  
That little fact I tried to explain away with the machines taking over the functions of the biotope. There'd be nano-technobabble-somethings filling those gaps 7 years ago +1
...ty inside ...damn I got to learn to keep my sentences short. But that is IMPOSSIBURU for me... 7 years ago  
That image swap - Genius! Much better now, this is actually way better than my "first image on google" try on the subject. My hat goes off to the admin/moderator. 7 years ago +1
Aaaahh... "Extreme insurance fraud - The question" 7 years ago  
As long as I get my fair share, my partner can get some from others. Maybe some threesomes can come out of it, and I could use it as leverage in discussions - "Well, - 7 years ago +2
That thing is adorable 7 years ago +9
Eeeeeehnope, we won't. But a word of advice - when you hate a fandom just shake your head, think "Well, they are pretty stupid" to yourself, and ignore. It makes your own life and the ones of the fandom much more enjoyable. 7 years ago +4
Where did that God come from, though? The Big Bang as the very start of time itself has no before, as time itself did not exist. We cannot wrap our heads around the incomprehensibility of the universe, so we make up anthropomorphized beings with "omnipotence" to fool ourselves. 7 years ago +4
...kind will survive - damn that character limit 7 years ago  
Both! Prohibition never worked and causes great misery and expense. 7 years ago +4
You underestimate the boredom, obnoxiousness and free time I got on my hands 7 years ago +2
Well, I've known to be quite the cheerful chap, and I've also been known to be flaming on the internet from time to time, so I guess you may be right. 7 years ago +1
Disregard sanity, acquire bliss 7 years ago +1
Indeed it is, and yes, it isn't fair to stereotype americans, you are a country of contrasts, and have a great history. Still, misconceptions about communism and socialism are probably most rampant in the US... And "communist" China. I'm still not sure why I chose them, I guess I misread the question, as I do hold the opinion that nationalist china would have borked up even more if they had had control of the mainland in the same time period, considering the job they did before WWII. 7 years ago  
You'll be pretty stumped when you realize you can't swim in a vacuum, and even if, swimming to the next planet - let's assume mars even though that'd be only a viable choice for so long - would take you about 10000 years if you "swam" at 40 km/h - and that if you were actually able to plot a course considering the movement of astral bodies. To proxima Centauri you'd take about 113 million years. I hope you have something to pass the time. 7 years ago  
I guess to avoid the social stigmata of "dating the loser". Or because you get your mind clouded by primal instincts and your hormones let you choose an alpha male even though it is the worse choice from a rational perspective. Of course this is from the perspective of the male biggest loser archetype, i.e. me. 7 years ago  
Option 1 is basically the story of my life so far, and I've been not happy but content with the miracle of autosexual stimulation aka fapping. 7 years ago +3
Bite my thumb, thou foolish scoundrel! Away with thee, or I shall bust a cap in ye! 7 years ago +13
I'd rather live with stupid, sparkly but harmless vampires, than in a world where they are actually threatening. 7 years ago +14
Disregard debt, acquire new identity. 7 years ago +4
It is "you're" not "your" .... Also, you obviously don't understand how the "In Soviet Russia" meme works. "In Soviet Russia, grammar corrects you!" Is what I'd say at your grammatical mishap. And this, people, is why I chose obnoxious. 7 years ago +1
I could still plan ahead, invest accordingly and change my own future by knowing the future of everyone else. 7 years ago +3
Masturbation without hands just wouldn't be the same... 7 years ago +8
Gas, if done correctly, let's you fade into sleep without any pain and gives you the possibility to have some introspective moments while you glide into nonexistence. And hanging, if not done correctly, is quite a painful way to die. Also, while snapping the neck is pretty quick, the brain itself doesn't die instantly, but lingers in survival until it succumbs to the lack of oxygen and nutrition. We just can't tell if you still feel something in the moments dying, hanging on that rope. It's not like we can hang someone and then ask. 7 years ago  
Bartender? Give me the usual, a glass of roasted, de-stinger'd wasps. Yes, that is what the truly decadent drink nowadays to show we are better than the waspless common riff-raff on the streets! 7 years ago +1
Ron Paul has some valid points, but unfortunately at the end of the day he is another religious nut. 7 years ago +6
Monkey powers activate! 7 years ago  
So I had a look on Wikipedia, and it told me "swamp ass" is USMC talk for an " unpleasant collection of sweat soaking undergarments." Doesn't seem that bad to me, I can still wear other underwear and show off my collection to the more bizarre individuals that come to visit. 7 years ago +1
Physics>Chemistry>Biology. It's a fact. 7 years ago +2
I'd use the day to run around town pantsless. If it is truely non-stop, I'd be the best troll ever. The police will try to lock me up, but I'll start flowing their car with processed nourishment, so they will give up and let my ass hang out the window. Then they will sit me down on a toilet with an extra guard having toilet duty, flushing all the time to prevent flooding, but as the diarrhea is non-stop, it will be in vain. Doctors from all over the world will come and physicists will wonder how that non-stop diarrhea could happen, without creating matter from nothing. They will call this "sh*tty matter" and the LHC will try to find the "crap boson". I will of course then claim it was a sign of God and start my own religion. People will ring at your doorbell and go "Good day, have you accepted feces into your life?" .... Yes, that is exactly how it will be. 7 years ago +9
You'll like the chocolate, yes, but you'll feel really dumb as soon as it hardens. 7 years ago +3
How large is the field? What kind of land mines? I choose #2 because it's statistically superior to get out of unharmed. 7 years ago +2
I'm an idiot. Of course, a brother to a sort-of God king of a primitive country is good. But Osama's relatives are rich, free and well repsected in western countries. Damn my twitchy, fast voting fingers. 7 years ago +3
adoption and modern genetics FTW 7 years ago +3
To troll by voting the "bad" choice on stupid questions where the most chosen answer is already clear from the wording of the question. 7 years ago +5
"Oh, humanity is so evil and complicated, yadda yadda yadda." Big shocker: Nature is pretty gruesome, too, and we are part of nature. Come back when we find intelligent life that lays it's eggs inside another species' babies where their larva eat them alive from the inside. 7 years ago  
In your jurisdiction, I'd think killing a baby will probably give you the chair, while killing puppies will give you maybe some monetary inconvenience, but I can't be sure about that. I just chose the baby because of the convenience, killing 100 cute puppies one by one with bare hands is just hard. 7 years ago  
... and true love can go unanswered. 7 years ago +2
I think it's more likely that our ancestors just didn't know better. They did not know about the abstract laws governing nature, and their main experience in life was human society. So it seemed natural to them to explain the order and structure in the universe by means they understand: Everything is anthropomorphized, human-like and even the cosmos is a patriarchy governed by a sky wizard king. 7 years ago +3
Go to your fridge. Is there a cucumber in the fridge? You will lose it! You will lose your chance to eat this delicious cucumber. Sure, you'll say: "But my boobs, they are precious, they are needed for sexy time and feeding my offspring!" - but know what: That cucumber died for you. That cucumber, in fact, is probably still dying right now, as vegetables maintain their metabolism for quite some time. This cucumber had only one wish: to be eaten, and you tossed it aside out of pure vanity and hedonism! Shame on you. SHAME ON YOU! 7 years ago +8
"Let's try out my new X-ray vision! Haha! Wait... Why is it just a ribcage? And why is there a tumor inside it?" Yes, harness the awesome power of detecting bone fractures and giving cancer! 7 years ago  
Well... some are. 7 years ago  
And why is that? Please, elaborate. There are some semi-good arguments, like exploitation of the actors, but those are only valid for certain kinds of porn, not pornography in general. 7 years ago  
I am completely and utterly fascinated by your comment. I have no idea, not the slightest clue, what you were trying to tell us with all those obscenities. 7 years ago +2
it probably is for psychotic masochists 7 years ago +1
Hate dem physicos, better kill them all! Damn physicos! 7 years ago  
I'll just wash the hobo's feet before I do the deed. 7 years ago +3
The movies were mostly mediocre to outright sh*tty, but watch Star Trek TNG and realize it is probably the best piece of popular secular humanist fiction ever conceived. 7 years ago +2
Technically, I would not rather fake a smile. Unfortunately, it is what I tend to do... Without the delightful perversions of the internet, I'd probably make international news in a psychotic outbreak 7 years ago  
I'd ask her what she'd prefer... Who kows, she might have a rape fetish, or a fetish for watching guys getting raped 7 years ago  
Let's face it ancient greeks > germanics 7 years ago  
I guess people choosing #1 don't grasp how long an eternity is... Protip: it NEVER ends. 7 years ago +8
Define "soul", maybe then I can make a more informed choice. So far, I choose material wealth over metaphysical mumbo-jumbo. 7 years ago  
Just saying that you'll leave a weeping widow with an utterly destroyed life, while in the first choice you are the one who will have to deal with survivor's guilt and a crazy best friend. 7 years ago  
Well, we're talking about a weak, sensual and sexual kind of beating... right? Right... ? .... I may have chosen the wrong answer.... 7 years ago +1
reliability > accuracy 7 years ago +1
The pictures really helped visualizing, yes... quite 7 years ago +1
I guess in history, there have actually been quite a lot of cases of baby-eating. But the experience of getting eaten by a giant baby, that is at least a pretty funny and unique way to bow to the curtain. 7 years ago  
If it made my best friend and my mum happy... Why not? 7 years ago +2
Like slimy, convulsing, raw, warm meat? 7 years ago +1
I don't like angels, except maybe that one, but seriously, being only able to say "PIII PIKACHU CHUUUU PIKA PIKA" for the rest of my life.... ....... ... no 7 years ago +4
Hannibal Lecter doesn't kill polite people 7 years ago  
I'm into some pretty weird fandoms myself, but I'll never get sonic fandom... sry, you are just fascinatingly perplexing to me... 7 years ago  
the original concept was weird. The fact that they got the money for a part 2 is definitely one of the weirdest things on our planet earth... 7 years ago +3
You are forgiven, then. Being a frenchman who speaks english adequately already makes you at least 20% cooler than most of your contrymen I met. 7 years ago  
Would you rather what? Tenderly love? Have intercourse with? Kill? Be? Eat? I dunno, who would be more tasty, that IS a good question. Both are probably toxic, though... 7 years ago +312
I hate simplicity, I'll admit it... 7 years ago +1
There is more to a woman than a vagina. It's like the epitome of all questions I once saw on /b/ - would you rather choose the man with a vagina or the girl with a dick. The female body has a lot more secondary features than just the vagina. 7 years ago +1
I won't be blackmailed over something as mundane as sex, sorry. I'd advise him to get a prostitute. A male prostitute that is, if he was asking me. 7 years ago +5
Indeed, if I was just told: "Leave her for this girl, of whom you know nothing but that she looks less hot", why should I choose that? I value character over looks, but the character of the new choice may be even worse... 7 years ago  
Vampires are the gentlemens' choice. Of course both have been ruined nowadays... 7 years ago +2
I have lost my mind, it's not THAT bad, I mean, at least it is treatable in most cases. 7 years ago +2
World domination sounds great on paper, but in the end, it is far too stressful. 7 years ago +1
I can't draw if my life depended on it, but I am pretty nifty at imagining stuff. 7 years ago +3
In their German original pronounciation they do 7 years ago  
Everyone always wants to save hitler's brain, but when you put it in a great white shark SUDDENLY you have gone too far... 7 years ago +4
BTW I of course meant the NDAA for the fiscal year 2012 7 years ago +2
I think he has his parents reenact his conception and birth. 7 years ago +1
At least Palpatine knows what he's doing. 7 years ago +4
Yes, a 9 year old is totally able to consent and grasp what she is doing in that situation. 7 years ago +2
It'll get complicated once they are dead yet I still live... 7 years ago  
Highly doubt it. Most evil deeds are done by people who think they are doing good. Even Hitler was completely obsessed with the idea that he has to "save Europe". He really believed it to be the only way to save his people from "the jewish conspiracy." He didn't do evil because he wanted to do evil, he did evil because he was insane and willing to do anything for "the greater good". 7 years ago +1
I'd love to do both.... at the same time! 7 years ago +2
Yeah, but I always thought english is one of those ambiguous languages, where a double negative can still be a(n even stronger) negative. 7 years ago  
OK, so I don't have the choice to give some, keep some. I'd rather give it to those less fortunate, who will then be thankful and indebted, giving me a rather huge support and prestige in life, than having one billion, not being able to share it with any one at all. 7 years ago  
I'd rather do a barrel roll WITH the elephant. 7 years ago +1
I can always strife to be a popular anti-hero. 7 years ago  
I think if I lost my voice, they'd be understanding. Force majeure and all that. 7 years ago +6
I'm afraid the latter one is already true for me. Now come here you dirty, dirty clown face. Uuuuh, keyboard, want to feel my fingers all over you? Hmmm, cup of coffee, let me put my lips on your's and dig deep into your dark essence! 7 years ago +4
High level wizard > High level ranger. It's a fact. 7 years ago +2
Hey, at least I can make the person I hate the most eat sh*t, isn't that worth something? 7 years ago +2
I always wanted to be a film producer! Especially of something so exotic as necrophiliac porn. Unearthing them would be kind of hard, though, and how exactly do you portray ashes having sex? Oh, this is going to be such a pretentious art flick, just the way I love my exploitation movies! 7 years ago  
!OOOOON 7 years ago +6
The charity of my choice of course being the "me foundation". Nah, just kidding - even with that restriction, I'd rather see 1000 dollars put to good use than 200 dollars wasted on BS that I usually buy when I suddenly get a large sum of money. 7 years ago +2
I'd be really disappointed ressurecting an iron-age carpenter with delusions of grandieur... 7 years ago +5
I think that'd be awesome, if I could controll it by will. Someone pissing me off? Spew centipedes RIGHT AT HIS FACE! 7 years ago +3
Scrooge of course - I'd be ritch, biatch! 7 years ago +4
I beg to differ, games are the potential pinnacle of current human culture, able to create interactive worlds and speak to human creative urges, instead of making man a passive consumer. Of course most games don't do that, but then again, with movies you have mostly sh*t as well. 7 years ago  
If you go that way, you can also download games. 7 years ago  
Hey, I love BTTF, but seriously... The TARDIS gets you anywhere, anytime, is a perfect safehouse... Best time travel device ever. 7 years ago +3
I am wary of promises of immortality. Sure, it sounds great, but what if you are truly immortal and condemned to one day live out eternity in an ever expanding universe, drifting through endless nothing for eons, only existing and nothing else... 7 years ago +1
That being said, Stalin had a lot more time on his hands and a much larger empire. Also, not every "communist" country and era was Stalinist. Last but not least: The deciding factor is that the question speaks of communism and not socialism. Both are often mistaken for each other, as communism is the never-attained but proclaimed calssless paradise, and socialism the dictatorship that is claimed to result in communism. Even if that is a bit of hogwash, communism itself, if obtained, is a system I'd love to live in. 7 years ago +3
Hurting others is overrated. 7 years ago +3
Too many disadvantages with being invisible all the time, explore the vast cosmos of eternity today, tomorrow, yesterday, all the time at once! 7 years ago +2
Both are disgusting. Both in unison voted for a bill that'd effectively remove the Bill of Rights [the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA)]. You Americans should go back to your roots, deist, sceptic and humanist philosophers of enlightenment that you were. The founding fathers would be ashamed of you. 7 years ago +5
At least the US lost in Vietnam and Vietnam went on to free Cambodia from the Khmer Rouge. 7 years ago  
yeah, what's so hard about العراق 7 years ago +2
That's like saying: "Nobody wants to climb the Mt. everest!" 7 years ago  
Exaclty, you just have to be careful about it. With a baseball in the anus, I can't think of a way it wouldn't be painful. 7 years ago  
Normally I say skipping is for the weak, but I can't do it, TEH HORRORS, TEH HORRORS! 7 years ago  
Live fast, die omnipotent. 7 years ago +2
Dude, I'd LOVE to have a huge orange afro. 7 years ago +1
More variety in Saw traps. Also it wouldn't take 30 years, unless they draw out that damn franchise even longer. 7 years ago +6
While animals crap and produce methane, 7 billion pets are preferable to 7 billion cars on our planet. 7 years ago +5
I just love how the number of orphans is so specific. Like some people would go "well, 19 orphans'd be ok, but 20 - no way!" That being said, I guess killing them quick and then skinning and burning them is something that'd be easier for me than slowly raping and murdering two people, especially considering they are my parents. 7 years ago +5
SKIPPING IS FOR THE WEAK! 7 years ago +5
Play can be interpreted as "play", as the Saw kind of "play", right? 7 years ago +17
Oh, I couldn't decide on who to bring back... Betrand Russell, Carl Sagan? Or maybe I could bring back Nietzsche and ask him how he feels about his philosophy after WWI, II and the atom bomb? Or maybe I could bring back Lenin and ask him if he would still come to the vanguard party theory? Or maybe Einstein? Or maybe.... Oh, so many choices - why should I kill someone when I have the chance to do THAT? 7 years ago  
The conversations to be had with animals: "I AM HUNGRY!" "I AM AFRAID!" "I LIKE YOU!" "I CHALLENGE YOUR SOCIAL STATUS!" "WHAT IS THAT?" "I WANT SEX, NOW, WITH YOUR LEG!" "YES, HELLO, THIS IS DOG!" ....... No, thanks. 7 years ago +4
Knowing my friends, they'd think it'd be hilarious after I explained it to them. 7 years ago +4
.... damn it, I of course read wrong and thought it'd be "which would you rather find". 7 years ago +8
Poor Yussuf Staline, currently residing in France, recently got set on fire. He horribly burned to death, "Our family was named Staline for generations before Stalin even named himself Stalin, it isn't fair!", his mother sobs. We can only hope things like this won't happen again, and people learning the names of famous dictators and correcting their typos in critical places will be a great beginning to avoid such tragedies. 7 years ago +1
Water comes in, wine comes out, wine ships to retail stores, money goes in, you can't explain that, checkmate water-walkers! 7 years ago  
I have no idea what a minion is, assuming it isn't just, well, a minion in the general sense. And I also have no idea about the details of an angry bird's life... 7 years ago  
I'm too apathetic for guilt getting the better of me. In prison, I could still be an insane yet interesting mofo. 7 years ago +6
I can't date someone online. I can date someone I met online, and I'd prefer that over a blind date, but I can't date someone online. Or maybe I can, I could "date" them on IRC, or via webcam, but that'd be too lame, even for me. 7 years ago +2
ke$ha is, as I recently learned, a highly educated and intelligent person that just acts as her image. With Lady GaGa, I guess that could also be true, but I can't be sure. So I'll go with the one I know to be intelligent and learned, tyvm. 7 years ago +4
I'd rather go out with a bang, with a last glorification of life and sensual pain, with the witnesses gasping in horror as my flesh singes, giving them that last defiance. If someone executes me, they shall have to get their hands dirty. 7 years ago +3
I think you may have been misinformed on that. There have been multiple cases of people surviving for long periods of time on the chair, with horrible burns, while a good gas chamber uses painless gases. 7 years ago  
If I were forced to choose, I'd of course kill the animal that is abundant on earth and not the one on the brinck of extinction. 7 years ago  
Yes, because answering the question is actually the same as really doing the deed. 7 years ago +1
That is not a wolf, that is a dog. 7 years ago  
Yes, a land predator is totally able to kill a flying owl. Every life-or-death confrontation between the two would be futile. 7 years ago +1
Exactly my reasoning. Also: owls are awesome. 7 years ago +1
Isaac Newton may have been one, too - if you read his personal letters it seems very much like it. Yet talent trumps morality. 7 years ago +3
eeyup, my mind has now been thoroughly had for dinner and gently coitized in the missionary position by the image swap. 7 years ago +1
This is a trick question. I chose "nothing happens", but now thinking about it, that's precisely what won't happen. Everything will happen as it used to happen, and thw orld will go on. If "nothing happened" as contrary to "everything happens", that'd imply the end of the world and existence as a whole, as existence isn't so much being, as it is happening in the structure of spacetime. This is obviously the trick intended by the question, which set to confuse us with pictures to the contrary. Yupp, no other possibility there. 7 years ago +6
The Queen nowadays is rich without any real power and true responsibilities, just the life to lay back and relax the classy way. 7 years ago  
yeah, I'll take that into consideration after taking over the world as supreme ruler with my INFINITY CHARISMA SCORE! 7 years ago +1
Let's split more hairs. To us libertarian socialists, it's statist capitalism. To Americans, it's communism, because most of them don't even know what it means. The Chinese themselves call it "socialist market economy". Because sh*tty work conditions under authoritarian rule is now "socialist", I guess. 7 years ago  
Assuming living forever means not dying of natural causes, then I'd pick that. Living forever as in being alive for billions of years, eventually just a cloud of particles in the universe that slowly dies it's death in the Big Freeze, forever being punished with the agony of pure unaltered existence, then I'd rather cure AIDS. 7 years ago +4
OK, so setting aside that this is superstitious BS, consider the facts: When you walk under a ladder, you are actually putting yourself in harms way, even though that is only slightly. If we were to statistically survey enough people, those walking under ladders on a regular basis would be more prone to accidents than those cracking mirrors - unless of course they smash mirrors with their hands, i.e. cutting themselves. But if that were the case, I'd say that's not bad luck or an accident, it is a willful harm brought upon themselves, by themselves. 7 years ago +6
No it isn't. 7 years ago +3
I can't eat while running, but I can drink while swimming. 7 years ago +6
OK, I wouldn't mind, but "it goes against nature" really busts my balls. Nature is a complex system of interconnected rules. There is no easy "it goes against nature" in social questions like that. A mother dying for her children for example is nature's principles at their best, and yet that is "they'd rather die". Also: Culture. We are cultural animals. Our devotion for cultural work can become stronger than the urge to live, see stuff like self-immolations for example. The only things that "go against nature" are direct violations of natural laws, and guess what, they are impossible. 7 years ago +3
Trick question, digging holes IS my favourite sport. 7 years ago +8
I'd love to lose my manboobs 7 years ago +4
sterilized and processed poop is actually discussed as a viable food source, and I'd be all over that. But just sterilized and without further processing, it'd still be crap. 7 years ago  
I guess the latter would kill me faster, resulting in less total pain. 7 years ago +1
That pictures really summed up the decisions... 7 years ago +2
I think both could be delicious. There are many cultures that eat insects, and for good reasons, too: They are the healthiest meat you can get. 7 years ago  
...that you are dead, horribly crushed by a horny walrus 7 years ago +10
Oh yeah, gimme that walrus goodnes. 7 years ago  
"World Peace" you say to the genie. In a blink of an eye, a totalitarian worldwide government that euthanises billions by starvation is instated, and because of your wish no one is ever able to overthrow it in a revolution. "You're welcome" snickers the Genie. 7 years ago +5
"There would be overpopulation if no one died of disease." Not with progressive birth control 7 years ago  
There's also plastic surgery for small penises, just saying. 7 years ago  
OH GOD NO, I HAVE BOTH ;_; 7 years ago +649
Have you wished for nightmares to be accomplished? I didn't think so. 7 years ago  
I'd rather own a PC 7 years ago  
What a silly question, a dog is far more nutritious. 7 years ago +5
Dude, I can always wish for more wishes if the only restriction is "you can't wish for money". I could wish to be all powerful. Whoever chooses the money gets conned 7 years ago +2
I always borrow money because I'm poor and lazy, but I also always return it eventually, because I'm not an asshole. Who prefers someone who outright steals clothing over that? 7 years ago  
I already gave up my TV. TV is sh*t compared to a functioning internet connection. 7 years ago  
It says in "ALL" languages, so among all made up languages, even the language your significant other once invented as a child with their best friend would be included 7 years ago +1
Mother Theresa inoocent? Don't make me laugh. Someone hasn't done their homework. But in general: I'd rather see a murderer go free 7 years ago  
Lions aren't made for hunting in the Jungle, they are animals of the savanna, so that's easy 7 years ago +2
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