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Joined on February 5th, 2016 (1,142 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

Votes: 910

Questions: 16 view

Comments: 239

Profile views: 76


i'm smol and idk what i'm doing on this website yeeeeeee


Joker has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Would you rather Cry Harmful Acid or Cry Very Hot Lava 1 year ago 63 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a iPhone X or Have Golden Beats 1 year ago 78 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Salted Food or Sugar Food 3 years ago 361 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Lays or Pringles 3 years ago 173 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a millionare with a big chance of dying and not married. or Be a normal woman/man that has a allowance that a man needs. Not a million, like 60,70,80,90 thousand and who is married. 3 years ago 136 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have cookies or Have cheese frenchfries 3 years ago 377 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Baby boy names (would you rather) Theo or Zion 3 years ago 156 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Wear very low voice 1 bass broken golden headphones. or Wear in-ear headphones 3 years ago 83 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather This girl or This girl 3 years ago 125 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Smell like poop and not know it or Constantly be smelling poop that nobody else can smell 3 years ago 137 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Who's the prettiest? rather between 2. This girl or This girl 3 years ago 117 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be sad & crying all the time, every single second or Be angry & screaming all the time, every single second 3 years ago 155 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a alien and have a big chance of dying. or Live near bad aliens who are so bad. 3 years ago 78 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather LED Shoes & LED Clothes. or LED Showerhead & LED Wallpaper. 3 years ago 85 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have something in your eye or Need to sneeze but never be able to, for a year? 3 years ago 121 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Never be able to experience sadness again. or Never be able to experience angerness again. 3 years ago 101 votes 10 comments 0 likes

Joker has posted the following comments:

if i focus on the bad that needs to be changed, that wont change anything other than me having more nightmares. 11 months ago  
what about if my destiny is fudged? picking it my self is making it go the way i want it to, to have my choice, to have freedom, to control what i have left of life. picking my future could be a disaster, what if i'm a killer? heck to the fudge no! 11 months ago  
i wish there was this same question but about hell 11 months ago  
it's because, the BAD PEOPLE are being locked up for a good reason, to learn their lesson, so if we remove them from luxury life only to bring the luxury life to them defeats the purpose of prison 11 months ago  
yeah! the latest question about oral is amazing!!! and so is his profile picture!!! his account is like a blossomed rose, so beautiful!!!!!! my ass. 11 months ago  
listen you f***jar, as if i'm the one killing all fags? 11 months ago  
i'd go to swiss. 11 months ago  
Allah rewards clean people, and punishes people for sins. And i don't want to see a reply saying that's disgusting. 11 months ago  
i rly love mortal kombat and minecraft so uhm 11 months ago  
come say that when u have the courage to show ur profile pic :) 11 months ago  
this is pretty obvious the fu??? 11 months ago  
some day we all die 11 months ago  
kys 11 months ago  
oh my god 11 months ago  
i would rather be wealthy and have privacy instead of famous even tho fame can get you wealth 1 year ago  
i mean its a dare i just wouldnt accept it 1 year ago +1
i enjoy both 1 year ago  
my sister made these and they were TASTY! 1 year ago  
turkey bacon 1 year ago  
that's just racist. 1 year ago  
i miss vine 1 year ago  
as i was trying to stop my thoughts i had a thought about me stopping my thoughts LMFAO 1 year ago  
i actually cried from the boss baby, LMFAO. 1 year ago +1
i remember once when we were in an apartment we went to a old guys house and rang the doorbell, as we were running away a grandpa came to the door and screamed at us LMFAO, i miss those days. 1 year ago  
in a id become a meme and boi i dun want dat 1 year ago  
As much as I hate my best friends sometimes, I gotta admit I can't live without them. 1 year ago  
I loved and still love injustice 2, so fvcking fun, i have the pre ordered golden version. 1 year ago  
i love little witch academia SO MUCH 1 year ago  
it's not a option, what if ur mom dies? 1 year ago  
idk who u r so um? 1 year ago  
i mean i pick a 1 year ago  
as if i havent used one already. 1 year ago  
i actually loved the emoji movie Hahydayushdasyu lmfao 1 year ago  
b is lighter wtf 1 year ago  
gotta b nice even tho they're wrong it's simple 1 year ago +1
you must have ebola to kno de wae 1 year ago  
I picked the wrong one 1 year ago  
i'm a smol kid so he'd spit on me and i'd die so i mean let the cops do their job 1 year ago  
Just Dance / Overwatch / Minecraft / I AINT PICKING LMFAO 1 year ago  
Depends on what you're going to say, for example (And What?) Is correct. 1 year ago  
I hate anything WWE. 1 year ago +2
I loved little witch academia, it's amazing. 1 year ago  
misclick i thought i would pick which one id be banned from :/ 1 year ago  
there is NO WAY im doing any. 1 year ago  
i love my family, my mom and dad, my nephews, my bro & sisters. there's no way i'm leaving them. i'd prefer to do none and not get 500m but if im forced i'd do a 1 year ago  
pet him make him happy and if im really busy just give him food bc he'll eat it then chill 1 year ago +1
keep the 1 billion for my self LMAO wouldnt we all? + it wont help the africans there arent much shops there so i mean like treatin' my self yakn 1 year ago  
Make me cool af gOGOGO 1 year ago  
The Big Boss 1 year ago  
Definitely that, be granted unique powers and rule the word with satan? heck yes. 1 year ago  
not true, i have black beats, it's got amazing noise cancellation + its really nice quality. 1 year ago  
lana del rey ftw! 1 year ago  
i already type extremely fast 1 year ago  
strathford? who is she? 1 year ago  
citric acid, lemon juice, vinegar?? anyone!!!?? HELLO?? it doesn't have to be harmful acid 1 year ago  
trust me y'all. i've drowned three times and it was never pleasant, it was a really scary slow journey. i would NEVER EVER go through that again, hopefully. 1 year ago  
there are lots of white tshirts that i can like use 1 year ago  
we don't really celebrate christmas here. :D 1 year ago  
reading minds is disgusting 1 year ago  
we never get snow 1 year ago  
i'm not getting frozen 1 year ago  
i didnt really wanna answer 1 year ago  
oh- 1 year ago  
sorry i wont get an infection :D 1 year ago  
yeah you see you'd avoid 1 shuriken if you've ever seen 1 guy 1 jar 1 year ago  
i mean i'm dead so how would i even care 1 year ago  
eh i'd rule the world. 1 year ago  
like i dont even have my cellphone because im grounded lmfao 1 year ago  
Sorry sweeties but i'm avoiding sharks :D 1 year ago  
other people? my life would be ruined lmfao!!! 1 year ago  
sheesh! bad people be gone hoes 1 year ago  
As if i never always surf the internet. 1 year ago  
money doesn't get you true love, it gets you gold diggers. but eh who cares. 1 year ago  
OOF- 1 year ago  
i skipped this question. 3 years ago  
Say everything on my mind? Yea, so i die, and can never sleep :3 3 years ago  
We can read and watch the movie (Subtitles) 3 years ago  
I dont wanna be a girl, I am a boy and i am happy. 3 years ago  
This means go to the past or future.. YASSS 3 years ago  
I can heat stuff quickly, ever heard of summoning ice and then blowtorching it but oh boy, Fire power is possible, Ice power isn't, P.S it takes a lot of time to make ice and fire just requires a blow torch/ any other thing that has a huge fire. 3 years ago  
....... 3 years ago  
:d 3 years ago  
Some people will like it, P.S money!. 3 years ago  
its ok, id tell people a fake last name and live with it :D 3 years ago  
Ok, well instead of that type misclick. 3 years ago  
:/ 3 years ago  
hey hey hey :D 3 years ago  
.. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TYPE OF QUESTION OMG. CURES PEOPLE! 3 years ago  
Actually, i spend most of the time outside, with my family, enjoying life, and i have a limited time computer so i have to say i love my life. 3 years ago  
Dudes, aliens = trolls, Have you heard stories about area 51? if not look it up! 3 years ago +2
The bathroom thing is a whole new thing. 3 years ago  
I love my mom to death, i would sacrifice my life for her. 3 years ago  
Infinity wish rules :) 3 years ago +1
i am not answering this. xD 3 years ago  
i am a guy. 3 years ago  
What question is this? 3 years ago  
I already have skull candy. 3 years ago  
ill move out. 3 years ago  
I'm happy there is a skip button. 3 years ago  
I didn't say too much salt. 3 years ago  
:P 3 years ago  
still getting money.. 3 years ago  
Imagine you're eating chicken nugget and fries in a burger. hmh. smh. 3 years ago  
PLEASE DONT SPEAK ABOUT KABSA 3 years ago  
MISCLICK, popular people suck, they thing they are lords. 3 years ago  
Religion : Athletes YES ATHLETES IDC I WANNA CALL IT THAT, the religion will ve the real religion, AND the religion allows you to follow any type of religion, and no matter what go to heaven, now everyone will be athletes. 3 years ago  
start my own religion? make a company for dat :P 3 years ago  
i sleep 10 hours. DUHHH. CONTROL MA DREAMS? AW YEA 3 years ago  
DUH : Sell the gifts and receive more cash than you will receive. 3 years ago  
duhhh 3 years ago  
:P imagine you eating a burger now. 3 years ago  
look at the description before anyone speaks. 3 years ago  
I do that to my self :P 3 years ago +1
hi 3 years ago  
wth is this question.. wow. 3 years ago  
misclick D: 3 years ago  
pshhh. who says no to popcorn? 3 years ago  
... watahfa? this is so easy to answer. eat your FAVORITE food, not all the time, DAH. 3 years ago  
i can buy a new one pshhh. 3 years ago  
nothing said you can't buy a new computer or a new laptop. DUHH 3 years ago  
macintosh never gets viruses duh. 3 years ago  
dang i thought it said warm spaghetti. D: 3 years ago  
why does alexw accept these questions 3 years ago  
blue waffle = rotten waffle. still it tastes yummy. 3 years ago  
blue waffle = rotten waffle. 3 years ago  
why does it? if chips taste like heaven, and they are not popular but there are some crappy chips that are popular you'd go for those? why torture your self? pringles is more fame just saying 3 years ago  
how did alexw accept this? 3 years ago  
im not eating sh*t.. 3 years ago  
i would give it to my friends Lol. 3 years ago  
i heat chips ahoy in the microwave and heaven tastes my mouth. 3 years ago  
does popularity matter? 3 years ago  
id make a law to remove a law if i want to. 3 years ago  
ill give my family money. DAHHH, they will love me then. 3 years ago  
school. duh. 3 years ago  
that was so easy. 3 years ago  
i have claustriophobia sooooo. ill jump of the ski lift. 3 years ago  
outside to my friends house :P. 3 years ago  
i would stoop being one. 3 years ago  
description says ( You CAN'T use Incognito mode! ) 3 years ago  
My dream would be not to die with that 10 chance xp. 3 years ago  
..i actually live there. 3 years ago  
my favourite question on the whole website of rrrather 3 years ago +3
this will be the awesomest thing ever. 3 years ago +3
so i can pick a weather i want every month ok sooo Summer but not hot, winter but not so cold. autumn but no wind and not much falling leaves. 3 years ago +1
duh i can imagine curing my self. YAS IK I READ THE DESCRIPTION, i didn't say what B said, no i said curing my self. 3 years ago +2
getting sick can make me stay home from school. 3 years ago +1
i imagine pretty scary things, almost all the time soo. 3 years ago +2
i can get rice mixed with chicken and chicken nuggets and cheese fries cut in rice. 3 years ago +2
FAVOURITE FOOD 3 years ago +2
.. did you see what it said? 3 years ago +1
a big chance of dying means (terror, and dying the day after, or dying very eary) 3 years ago  
live lonely. 3 years ago  
so taste it and it'll change your mind. 3 years ago  
store brought costume is always the costumes where we buy. right? 3 years ago  
Afterlife, shows ALL of the people the bad things you've done, in front of your parents, and it can send you to hell or heaven, and still you'd get tortured there. So not having an afterlife. 3 years ago  
YES, IT WILL WORLD WARS DUD.. 3 years ago  
.... 3 years ago  
aww come on. 2 wet dogs. 3 years ago  
DUHHHHHH. 3 years ago  
Plastic Surgeries. duh. 3 years ago  
thats my life. :P its good actually. 3 years ago  
what, rule a glass? rule a shoe? 3 years ago  
I would wish to have infinity wishes whenever, wish a superpower, wish some golds and diamonds, convert them into money, and have a cabinet mixed with golds and diamonds. now thats rich :P 3 years ago  
i am a kid sooo. 3 years ago  
spiky is one of them. :PPP. 3 years ago  
LOLLL. 3 years ago  
5 star prison? that means its the worst prison, CAUSE THEY ARE ALL ANGRY, 5 stars to them means 5 MYSERIES. 3 years ago  
order from online. duh. 3 years ago  
ilovefreedom, do you wanna start a fight? cause i am not up to that, just mind your own business, you damn trouble maker, you are the real retard cause you are looking for fights, clearly you should've just replied thats a store. 3 years ago  
lol 3 years ago  
I clearly didn't say 999 thousand the description says. You can't marry someone for the A choice . And you only have to live by what the texts say for b and all, don't type in the comments ha didn't say so or anything. 3 years ago +1
Actually i did, see the desc. 3 years ago  
you never tasted it. its yummy. 3 years ago  
AppleCupPhone, don't be racist.. 3 years ago  
what applecuphone? 3 years ago  
Nah i didn't. 3 years ago  
There is nothing fa*** about names. and keep it appropriate please. 3 years ago +1
I can slap it with a slight touch. 3 years ago  
Change my place, DUH. 3 years ago  
It would be great to know its a dream P.S i sometimes think of that. 3 years ago +1
Did you see the description?? let me type what it says for you. You never can buy new ones, and always, ALWAYS when you listen to something you have to wear it. impossible you can't. and even while someone is speaking also you can't sell them to buy new stuff. 3 years ago  
lies :P 3 years ago  
liar :p 3 years ago  
I can use anyone elses internet :P. 3 years ago  
And its deprecing how it is now typed deprecing instead of depressing. 3 years ago  
Trust me, you'll be barfing every second of lifetime. 3 years ago  
i didn't join this site even a week ago. 3 years ago  
chrisl, Animals can't have a language together, speak all languages, ok but animal language doesn't exist. 3 years ago  
100,000,000. are you stupid the other? 3 years ago  
Catch my other cheating? i would slap the hell and kick the hell out of dat b. 3 years ago  
zombieapocalypse= world wars strongest war. 3 years ago  
When i saw family, i freeze my tracks. 3 years ago  
I CHANGe, i want b 3 years ago  
Well i mean i know 1 billion is a lot, but i am not a selfish motherf. 3 years ago  
kk. i can grow taller atleast. 3 years ago  
idfc about rich. I can get money.. by telling people to stab me and torture me and yet i still live, then i get to be so rich. P.S no death 4laif. 3 years ago  
girls, will make me smart. Gold digger looks. 3 years ago  
I don't want to experience fearness. 3 years ago  
Duh, i can go to a supermarket. 3 years ago  
lol damn jrob. 3 years ago  
Sell the light saber, save the children with food. 3 years ago  
hi angelp2. 3 years ago +1
i am an APPLE Person, named after a fruit. 3 years ago  
Kick dat hole. 3 years ago  
AWW. 3 years ago  
Ill bet for money, to stab my self, and jump of cliffs, and stay underwater without drowning. Id be a quadrillionare. 3 years ago  
Our guest, from south australia, australia. Listen you wouldn't know when will you die. 3 years ago  
Our guest, from New Jersey, United States. that is cold, only for pink? 3 years ago  
Our guest, from southern finland, finland. You wouldn't know when will you die. 3 years ago  
That is so easy. 3 years ago  
Listen, guest from texas, see being a superhero can make a cure for cancer, and it is already found, P.S doesn't mean that you aren't a genius means you can't cure. 3 years ago  
Come on, that is so effing easy. 3 years ago  
Control peoples minds? sound just like telekinetic powers, i would tell them to go grab something for me. 3 years ago  
Time to live. 3 years ago  
Best friend of someone famous, Means I'm famous too. 3 years ago  
wth... who wouldn't want 10million? girls are gold diggers. 3 years ago  
Reading minds? thats cold, you can discover the hardest secrets and everything. 3 years ago  
My grandpa. i love staying with him so much. 3 years ago  
Jennifer Lawrence. :P 3 years ago  
I love harry potter and everything, but WlFl? what will we do without WlFl?? internet is life. Harry potter aint ownin WlFl. 3 years ago  
No cell phone? = no internet, cellphone with out internet STINKSSSSS, i could live life normally with lnternet. 3 years ago  
white chocolate for life, P.S i would lie to people and give them a fake last name, Other than hitler :P *brilliant* 3 years ago  
Jennifer Lawrence here i come :P 3 years ago  
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