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Joined on April 14th, 2014 (2,010 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

Votes: 38,328

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Comments: 719

Profile views: 484


Someone once told me that I could be a god. Problem with that though, gods have mercy. I don't. I am one of the many devourers of souls. He who silently lurks deep within the shadows of the night watching you.


Lucas has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Would you rather watch Mr Robot or Deustchland 83 4 years ago 51 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Who is the better female protagonist in television? Buffy from Joss Whedon's "Buffy the vampire slayer" or Daenerys Targaryen from "Game of Thrones" 4 years ago 149 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who is the better female protagonist in film? The Bride/Beatrice Kiddo from Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill volume 1" and "Kill Bill volume 2" or Ellen Ripley from the "Alien" franchise 4 years ago 101 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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How does this comic book cover make you feel? Eh. I'd probably be shitting and pissing my pants too considering the fact that the Joker is one of the most evil mother fuckers in all of comic books or I find it sexist and offensive. Batgirl is supposed to be a strong independent female protagonist. I also don't know fucking shit about comic books 4 years ago 113 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Who is the better female protagonist in gaming? Lara Croft from the "Tomb Raider" series or Samus Aran from the "Metroid" series 4 years ago 123 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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RIP, Alan Turing RIP or who? 4 years ago 157 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Is it always best to tell the truth? yes or no 4 years ago 142 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Selma or American Sniper 4 years ago 111 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have the number of intelligent people increase or have the number of idiots decrease 4 years ago 173 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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How do you feel when you see a morbidly obese person riding around in a mobility scooter? it doesn't bother me or it pisses me off 4 years ago 259 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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What do you think of Bob Chandler (Christian Weston Chandler's dad)? he's a "Real American Hero" or he's probably the reason why Chris is so racist, sexist, homophobic, etc. 4 years ago 75 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather give money to charities that helps support families related to war veterans that aren't dead or homeless instead of the ones that do or charities that helps support morbidly obese people lose weight instead of giving money to charities that helps feed starving children in Africa 4 years ago 144 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Is violence ever "justified"? yes or no 4 years ago 147 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to make people's heads explode by thinking about it or split people's heads in two with a single karate chop 4 years ago 141 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever brushed your teeth so hard, that your gums began to bleed? yes or no 4 years ago 189 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get thrown down an elevator shaft or get thrown on top of a spiked fence 4 years ago 104 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch "Posthuman" or "Backwater Gospel" 4 years ago 71 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Fast times at Ridgemont High or Dazed and Confused 4 years ago 77 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch To Kill A Mockingbird or American Beauty 4 years ago 111 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Slingblade or American History X 4 years ago 73 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather get some of your teeth hammered deeper into your gums and have the rest pulled out or get your tongue nailed to a table and your jaw sawed off 4 years ago 78 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather shoot yourself in the foot with a gun or cut off one of your fingers 4 years ago 147 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Lets say that time travel has finally been invented, this one person wants to change something in the past. They succeed. Now since they had succeeded in changing that one specific thing, would that or would that not mean they had never traveled back in time and also never change anything in the first place? it would or it would not 4 years ago 202 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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(Targeted towards those who read comic books and those who are interested in reading comic books) Would you rather read something that makes you think most while reading it or something that really makes you think 4 years ago 93 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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(Targeted towards those who read comic books and those that are interested in reading comic books) Would you rather read something that really makes you think or something that makes you think 4 years ago 98 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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(Targeted towards those who read comic books and those who are interested in reading comic books) Would you rather read something that makes you think or something stupid 4 years ago 88 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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(Targeted to those who read comic books and those who are interested in reading comic books) Would you rather read something ultra-violent or something really violent 4 years ago 96 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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(Targeted towards those who read comic books and those who are interested in reading comic books) Would you rather read something really violent or something violent 4 years ago 89 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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(Targeted towards those who read comic books and those who are interested in reading comic books) Would you rather read something violent or something not violent 4 years ago 99 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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(Inspired by Matthias97's "Impressive Feat" series) Which is the more Impressive/Disturbing Feat? Kid Marvelman being raped back to life or Sentry ripping Ares in half 4 years ago 176 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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(Inspired by Matthias97's "Impressive Feat" series) Which is the more Impressive Feat? Wolverine killing nearly an entire family of hulks or Deathstroke surviving this 4 years ago 119 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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(Inspired by Matthias97's "Impressive Feat" series) Which is the more Impressive Feat? Wolverine escaping from Hell or Daken (Dark Wolverine) killing the Punisher 4 years ago 124 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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(Inspired by Matthias97's "Impressive Feat" series) Which is the more Impressive Feat? Batman defeating several Aliens and a predator or Deathstroke defeating members of the Justice League in under 10 seconds 4 years ago 114 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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(Inspired by Matthias97's "Impressive Feat" series) Which is the more Impressive Feat? Wolverine climbing a mountain with no lower half or Conan the Barbarian being worthy enough to claim Thor's hammer, Mjolnir 4 years ago 117 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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(Inspired by Matthias97's "Impressive Feat" series) Which is the more Impressive Feat? Wolverine regenerating from a single drop of blood or The Punisher wiping out nearly the entire Marvel universe 4 years ago 110 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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(Inspired by Matthias97's "Impressive Feat" series) Which is the more Impressive Feat? Wolverine surviving a nuclear bomb attack or Spawn defeating both God and Satan and taking their places 4 years ago 112 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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What do you think of the new lightsaber? I actually think it looks pretty badass or I think its stupid and I hate it 4 years ago 158 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Motorhead or Led Zeppelin 4 years ago 103 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Billy Idol or David Bowie 4 years ago 96 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Kenny Loggins or Michael Jackson 4 years ago 132 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Blue Oyster Cult or Van Halen 4 years ago 90 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Journey or Foreigner 4 years ago 94 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Accept or Legs Diamond 4 years ago 78 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to The Police or ACDC 4 years ago 109 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Demon or Rainbow 4 years ago 67 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Megadeth or Vision Divine 4 years ago 68 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Def Leppard or Poison 4 years ago 80 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Cinderella or W.A.S.P. 4 years ago 64 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Joey Esposito or Stan Bush 4 years ago 53 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Motley Crue or KISS 4 years ago 77 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Whitesnake or Asia 4 years ago 72 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Diablo Blvd or Avenged Sevenfold 4 years ago 71 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Lazerhawk or Futurecop! 4 years ago 56 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Queen or Starship 4 years ago 117 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Blind Guardian or Hammerfall 4 years ago 56 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Iron Maiden or Dragonforce 4 years ago 71 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Manowar or Warlock 4 years ago 59 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Quiet Riot or Twisted Sister 4 years ago 59 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Judas Priest or Metallica 4 years ago 77 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Helloween or Gammaray 4 years ago 59 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Jefferson Starship or Survivor 4 years ago 58 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Meatloaf or Bruce Springsteen 4 years ago 72 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Billy Joel or Paul Simon 4 years ago 66 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Dokken or Dio 4 years ago 52 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Black Sabbath and Ozzy Osbourne or Genesis and Phil Collins 4 years ago 73 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch the "Hobo with a shotgun" movie or play the "Hobo with a shotgun" game 4 years ago 113 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play "GTA Vice City" and "GTA Vice City stories" or play "Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon" and "Hotline Miami" 4 years ago 100 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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"Would you rather be this type of cunt" finale, would you rather be this type of cunt or this type of cunt 4 years ago 147 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be this type of cunt or this type of cunt 4 years ago 117 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be this type of cunt or this type of cunt 4 years ago 92 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be racist, sexist, or homophobic or be a psychopath, sociopath, sadist, or narcissist 4 years ago 191 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a mob boss or a war criminal 4 years ago 152 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be the owner of an chop shop or be the head of a human trafficking organization 4 years ago 161 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a vigilante or be a snuff filmer 4 years ago 135 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a mercenary or be a pimp 4 years ago 167 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a bank robber or be a getaway driver 4 years ago 211 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a hipster or be...whatever this is 4 years ago 147 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be this type of hypocrite or be this type of hypocrite 4 years ago 82 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather emotionally, verbally, mentally, or physically abuse your children (if you don't have any, just pretend you do) or emotionally, verbally, mentally, or physically abuse your spouse (if you don't have one, just pretend you do) 4 years ago 86 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be forced to watch nothing but 2 girls 1 cup, 1 guy 1 screw driver, 1 guy 1 jar, 2 kids 1 sandbox, and other gross videos for the rest of your life or die right now 4 years ago 105 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Mass murderer/Spree killer/Serial killer or be a Visionary killer/Mission-Oriented killer/Power-Oriented killer 4 years ago 129 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a corrupt policeman/politician or be a corporate lawyer/judge 4 years ago 115 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a pedophile or be a rapist 4 years ago 94 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a drug trafficker and addict or be a drug dealer and addict 4 years ago 83 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be an organ harvester or be an organ trafficker 4 years ago 82 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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If time is money, and time is a liquid concept, would that or would that not mean that money is also a liquid concept? it would or it would not 4 years ago 136 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Are bad movies sometimes necessary? yes, sometimes they make good movies seem even better or no, some movies are just too horrible 4 years ago 140 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Whats better? 4chan or reddit 4 years ago 114 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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(people in pic A) why can't we be more like them comment or I don't know 5 years ago 129 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play red dead revolver or elder scrolls oblivion 5 years ago 113 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play Murdered Soul Suspect or Evil Within 5 years ago 87 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Which is better? vikings or ninjas 5 years ago 292 votes 42 comments 0 likes
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A zombie just bit you in the crotch. Do you........ neuter yourself with risk of still dying and becoming one of those savages or die a painful and horrible death and become a super duper zombie freak 5 years ago 295 votes 14 comments 0 likes

Lucas has posted the following comments:

Damn straight 3 years ago  
Instincts 3 years ago  
paidinfull 4 years ago  
I am satisfied 4 years ago  
very 4 years ago  
just because someone doesn't have it within them to kill someone, doesn't make "cowards", you arrogant piece of trash 4 years ago  
*wonders if you're related to StiflerINdaHouse* 4 years ago +1
having suicidal thoughts doesn't make you a "wimp"... 4 years ago +3
I don't see why not 4 years ago  
Westboro, meet fire, fire, meet Westboro 4 years ago +5
it's been proven twice that Superman would win 4 years ago +1
it's not just teenagers and adults that come around here, sometimes it's little kids 4 years ago  
a little bit, I can see why alexw has it like it is though 4 years ago  
can I get them any kind of medical attention and then apologize after I'm done beating them to near death? 4 years ago +1
depends, does Batman have any kryptonite? 4 years ago  
how the fvck should we know 4 years ago  
she doesn't look like my type 4 years ago  
her voice is kind of a turn off for me 4 years ago  
"kawl"? 4 years ago  
Splinter Cell's Sam Fisher and Wolfenstein's BJ Blazkowics 4 years ago  
me? a cook? *rolls on floor laughing uncontrollably* 4 years ago +2
implying A wouldn't be? 4 years ago  
multiple times 4 years ago +18
stole some money from someone close to me when I was around the age of 10, made my mom cry a couple of years ago, don't remember why 4 years ago  
would still take too long 4 years ago  
"all that you have done", would take too long 4 years ago  
the idea just seems a little bit ridiculous to me now 4 years ago +2
thanks, but no thanks 4 years ago  
I've just been kind of a sh*tty person I guess 4 years ago  
I'm probably going there anyway... 4 years ago  
he'd probably just blast my ass into oblivion for even trying that 4 years ago +1
agnostic 4 years ago +3
to a point 4 years ago  
you know what, I was wrong about you and Stifler being equally terrible, you're worse 4 years ago  
I already have ever since you've joined this site, you're the terrible one, always have been, always will be, you can go fvck off now you arrogant homophobic racist sexist piece of fvcking sh*t c0cksmoker 4 years ago  
Otakumon seemed like a pretty trust worthy guy 4 years ago  
you still don't seem to understand, you are the one who is more terrible, not me, get it through that thick skull of yours already 4 years ago  
not as terrible as you 4 years ago +2
they are both equally terrible users in my opinion... 4 years ago +1
oh okay, for a second there I was thinking that you had something against saying the word "porn" 4 years ago  
lol, why did you censor the word "porn"? 4 years ago  
*remains unenlightened* 4 years ago  
I fail to see just how exactly you're helping your case, care to enlighten me? 4 years ago  
that is also a poor excuse of a question, come to think of it, its not even a question 4 years ago +1
you wish..."hoe" 4 years ago  
it isn't... 4 years ago +1
yes, you are a "f$cking ass", I'm glad you agree, you can fvck off now 4 years ago  
what the fvck do you mean "A does suck"? you don't just go around saying sh*t like Quentin Tarantino's movies suck, the fvck is wrong with you, fvck you, get the fvck out of here, you fvcking fvck 4 years ago  
*Galactus....sorry, couldn't help myself... 4 years ago +1
they would probably just do more harm than actual good... 4 years ago +1
give a sh*t about your opinion, I do not 4 years ago  
I wouldn't really give a sh*t if it was or wasn't "ok" 4 years ago  
that would depend on the prisoner 4 years ago  
*throws up all over the place and cries because of how bad that movie was* 4 years ago  
there are some drugs that are best kept illegal 4 years ago  
from what I've experienced, they're both equally terrible... 4 years ago  
I am apparently a honey badger... 4 years ago  
I used to though... 4 years ago  
they were too violent I guess 4 years ago  
two actually 4 years ago  
philosopher > a fictional plumber that goes around jumping on top of mushrooms and turtles 4 years ago +4
a god > a super soldier 4 years ago  
I don't feel like getting a cleaver stuck in my head... 4 years ago  
A Clockwork Orange 4 years ago  
maybe because its made by an actual guest... 4 years ago  
unfortunately... 4 years ago  
I guess that makes sense... 4 years ago  
why don't you just ask alexw for one? 4 years ago  
fair enough... 4 years ago  
why Stifler? 4 years ago  
I can see myself killing a couple of people in the future... 4 years ago  
I see 4 years ago  
would I be rewarded if I were to return what the thief had pick pocketed from the rich man? 4 years ago  
that would highly depend on the rich man 4 years ago  
*thinks about what it would be like if Stifler got one* *shivers* 4 years ago +3
depends on what it is that I'm supposed to do or what I'm not supposed to do, to be honest 4 years ago +2
I am currently agnostic 4 years ago  
A was actually pretty cool 4 years ago  
not as stupid as you 4 years ago  
no, fvck you, fgt 4 years ago  
not as retarded as you 4 years ago  
"quirrs" hate you too... 4 years ago  
you sound fvcking retarded 4 years ago  
you make faggots sick too 4 years ago +2
k den 4 years ago  
"satanic circle", you mean a "pentagram"? 4 years ago  
not as pathetic as feeling like you should kill yourself just because someone thinks you're an idiot 4 years ago  
I speak plenty of english, you butthurt? "yes" 4 years ago  
"you start to tire me"? 4 years ago  
yes 4 years ago  
*liar 4 years ago  
like I said earlier, I really don't give a sh*t 4 years ago  
I highly doubt that 4 years ago +1
yeah 4 years ago  
ok 4 years ago  
well I don't, get over it 4 years ago  
I really don't give a sh*t 4 years ago +1
I still feel as if you're an idiot 4 years ago +1
I did... 4 years ago  
*remains unamused* *decapitates you and places your head on spike* 4 years ago  
you just chose the ones I said and switched them around you idiot, come up with your own sh*t 4 years ago +1
*crosses arms* take your time... 4 years ago  
yes...and it is still you...(oh, and by the way, it's your turn to tell me your top 5 favorite movies so I can sh*t on them with actual logic and reasoning on why they suck...) 4 years ago +1
Drive, Super, Sling blade, the Dark Knight, and Highlander 4 years ago  
the only thing that sucks here is your taste in movies... 4 years ago +2
depends on why they don't want to live anymore 4 years ago  
I find neither of these "annoying"... 4 years ago +3
do you want to kill yourself? 4 years ago  
somewhere in between 4 years ago  
sometimes... 4 years ago  
fags hate you too 4 years ago +1
sh*tty 4 years ago  
I think I'm fast enough 4 years ago  
it really depends on how much I don't like them 4 years ago +1
what is the point of telling women to pretend that they're a man if you're just going to say "MEN ONLY"? 4 years ago  
two brothers 4 years ago  
both 4 years ago  
depends 4 years ago  
-32 4 years ago  
its illegal to own a pit bull where I live if I remember correctly 4 years ago  
south park reference? 4 years ago  
Them be Frodo's feet 4 years ago +1
and homosexuals, transgenders, people with mental disorders, the deaf, the blind, the physically disabled, communists, trade unionists, social democrats, socialists, anarchists, others with left wing political beliefs, etc... 4 years ago +3
whatever... 4 years ago  
I was pretty stupid back then I guess 4 years ago +7
yeah...I kind of do disagree on this being a "better pic"... 4 years ago +1
care to explain how this is a "better pic"? 4 years ago  
depends on the troops 4 years ago +1
lol 4 years ago  
*wonders if you're a homophobe* 4 years ago +13
I hate racists... 4 years ago  
Spawn 4 years ago  
to kill them and eat them... 4 years ago  
not to fvck though... 4 years ago +1
yes... 4 years ago +1
4 people who deserved to have their butt cheeks severed... 4 years ago +1
I can think of a few people that this site would be better off without... 4 years ago +5
snakes 4 years ago  
I can think of a few things I wish I hadn't said 4 years ago  
thats Cartoon Network, not Nickelodeon... 4 years ago +2
two 4 years ago  
leave him alone 4 years ago  
*wonders how MrCentaur will react to what you just said* 4 years ago +7
it doesn't matter if "he's" outnumbered, its bigger, its stronger, it has the sharper claws and teeth, the only disadvantage the tiger has is that its slower, even if the pit bulls were to somehow kill the tiger, at least seven of the pit bulls would die in the process 4 years ago +1
and a tiger isn't? 4 years ago  
look them up 4 years ago  
because they have bad taste 4 years ago +6
maybe he wants to die 4 years ago  
Stop it with your logic 4 years ago  
Needs my interwebs 4 years ago  
he/she was only asking a question 4 years ago +1
My gums are healthy enough, its just that I brush too hard sometimes 4 years ago  
ok 4 years ago  
or just "brushing too much" like DonkeyPunch said... 4 years ago  
Season Two of Telltale's "The Walking Dead" 4 years ago  
no, he isn't 4 years ago +2
thats what I thought 4 years ago +1
no, are you? "yes" 4 years ago +1
I don't have a girlfriend, you dipsh*t 4 years ago +1
I think you fvck animals 4 years ago +6
*comes back to life* *regenerates* *wakes up* *vomits* *coughs up a few blullets* *looks at you* *runs towards you* *cuts you into several pieces with the same kitchen knife* *cooks them* *eats them* 4 years ago +1
*stabs you 97 times in the neck with a kitchen knife* *walks out of wherever you are covered in blood* 4 years ago +11
Metal 4 years ago  
I think he meant his other arm... 4 years ago  
k... 4 years ago +1
Moloktov Cocktease from Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer's "Venture Bros" 4 years ago  
*pulls some of your teeth out with a claw hammer* *hammers the rest deeper into your gums* *nails your tongue to a table* *saws your jaw off* *slices you neck open with a shard of broken glass* *shoots you in the back of the head with a shotgun at point blank range* 4 years ago  
no, it isn't 4 years ago  
"Fortresses of Crucified Fetuses" 4 years ago  
*cuts off your arms and your legs with samurai sword* *force feeds them to you until your stomach explodes* 4 years ago +1
*Moloktov Cocktease 4 years ago +3
*is done beating you to death with the lower half of your spine* *looks around to see if anyone noticed* *throws your corpse down an active wood chipper* 4 years ago +1
*rips the lower half of your spine out of your ass and beats you to death with it* 4 years ago +1
*Lara 4 years ago +1
*sigh* *walks back into restroom* *gives toilet a courtesy flush* *walks out of restroom again* 4 years ago +1
*courtesy flush wasn't necessary in the first place* 4 years ago +1
*walks towards restroom after digesting you* *flushes toilet when done* *washes hands* *walks out of restroom* 4 years ago +1
*cuts your stomach open with kitchen knife* *rips your intestines out* *wraps them around your neck* *strangles you with them until your head pops off* *cuts what is left of you into several pieces* *cooks them* *eats them* 4 years ago +1
*Pocohontas *Daphne 4 years ago +1
ophidiophobia 4 years ago  
such a depressing movie 4 years ago  
you're an idiot 4 years ago +2
surprisingly wasn't bad (not saying that "A Walk Among the Tombstones" was bad or anything, just haven't seen it yet) 4 years ago +3
you make it sound as if horribly deformed people can't also be superheroes 4 years ago  
can I choose where I am "horribly deformed"? 4 years ago +2
I like them 4 years ago +2
I'd rather not get shingles when I'm older 4 years ago +1
*gets out of paradox* *travels back to the present* *disarms and subdues you* *looks at Otakumon's corpse* *closes his eyes* *carries him to a freshly dug grave* *buries him* *leaves him a flower* 4 years ago +1
*goes back in time* *slices the gun you're using in half before you shoot it* 4 years ago +1
*slices bullet in half with samurai sword* 4 years ago +1
they're not "puppets", they're "dummies" (not that it actually matters or anything) 4 years ago  
Canada seems nice 4 years ago  
I see... 4 years ago  
*wonders if you're just joking or if you're actually serious* 4 years ago +5
*goes ape sh*t insane* *flips random table* *throws television set out of window* 4 years ago  
Stop. Calling. Me. "sweetheart". 4 years ago  
seems like the less dickish thing to do 4 years ago  
You voted for the one involving two horses that would "drag your a$$ to Candy Mountain only to steal your kidney" instead of the horse who can "cause 1 person of your choice to never have nightmares again" resulting in this question to be farther away from having 100% for option A. Not that I expect you to know what I'm talking about since you've only been here for 85 days even though you probably already do. 4 years ago  
never said I "don't like them" 4 years ago  
*comes to the conclusion that you are a troll* 4 years ago  
100%? 4 years ago  
neither to be honest 4 years ago  
depends on what you mean by "fighting" 4 years ago  
a little 4 years ago  
going to try to be more social and less violent 4 years ago +1
slapped a guy in preschool, bite a boy so hard, that he bleed and cried in third grade, threw a smashed soda can at another boy and lied about not doing it in 5th grade, smashed the first boy's head against some small rocks in sixth grade, don't really remember what happened after that 4 years ago +1
Groovy 4 years ago +1
I don't hate Alucard 4 years ago +1
I already am socially awkward 4 years ago +3
depends on the person 4 years ago  
both 4 years ago  
depends on how disgusting it is 4 years ago +2
either Bayonetta 2 or Sunset Overdrive 4 years ago  
I probably will be addicted to something though 4 years ago  
I think the friends I have are tough enough as it is already 4 years ago +1
*squints eyes* how old are you? 4 years ago +1
assault and battery, breaking and entering, grand theft auto, robbery, kidnapping, torture, murder, attempted murder, cannibalism, resisting arrest, possession of drugs, I think that is about it 4 years ago  
aww, thats terrible (not being sarcastic or anything) 4 years ago  
another one of your "episodes", I'm guessing? 4 years ago  
he said "potato", not "tomato" 4 years ago  
anybody who deserves it really 4 years ago  
I'm only 15... 4 years ago  
you suck, blow, bukkake, choke, and swallow their sh*t most in that order 4 years ago  
you suck, blow, bukkake, choke, and swallow more in that order 4 years ago  
you choke and swallow 4 years ago  
it suits me better 4 years ago  
seems like an odd place to propose to someone 4 years ago  
oh 4 years ago  
then whats the fvcking point of saying sh*t like "you have wings" or "you can communicate with the Mars rover"? 4 years ago  
do I get to keep the wings after I get back? 4 years ago +3
I have yet to do that 4 years ago  
making tinfoil boats 4 years ago  
*tilts head* 4 years ago  
*stabs you to death with a kitchen knife* *tosses your corpse in a random wood chipper* *leaves like nothing happened* 4 years ago  
make me 4 years ago  
*finds this question illogical* 4 years ago +2
I guess it just depends on the person then 4 years ago  
I think its called "Salirophilia" or something 4 years ago  
yes 4 years ago  
sweat, feet, and femdom 4 years ago +5
no, I'm not 4 years ago  
depends on what the question is 4 years ago +1
sadly 4 years ago +4
k 4 years ago +1
*does it anyway* 4 years ago +4
*is one of the "salty ones"* *chooses B anyway* 4 years ago +4
oh my god, just skip already 4 years ago  
thanks 4 years ago  
*mails you some tinfoil boats after you get back to China* 4 years ago  
yeah, thanks 4 years ago  
*catches candy* 4 years ago  
*tilts head* 4 years ago  
*hugs back* 4 years ago  
I have no words to describe how much I hate you right now 4 years ago +4
no...maybe...yes 4 years ago +1
its better this way 4 years ago  
I'm not exactly too fond of the idea of waking up being covered in batsh*t 4 years ago +2
why don't you just skip the questions you don't like, you cunt 4 years ago  
yes 4 years ago  
yes 4 years ago  
thanks 4 years ago  
yes 4 years ago  
I can see why you would feel that way 4 years ago  
no, just a fan 4 years ago  
you're welcome 4 years ago +1
yes, I just felt like this one was better 4 years ago  
cool 4 years ago +1
you're welcome 4 years ago  
I think so 4 years ago  
same 4 years ago  
I was wondering that too 4 years ago  
I already have a foot fetish... 4 years ago +4
agree to disagree 4 years ago  
*wonders if anyone voted for Warlock just because of the woman on the album cover* 4 years ago +1
frosted flakes 4 years ago  
"song's video", you mean a music video? 4 years ago +10
lol 4 years ago  
*dildo 4 years ago  
you could just skip the question if you don't want to answer, geez 4 years ago +2
*awkward silence* 4 years ago +4
*wonders how and why Alexw accepted this question* 4 years ago +2
*cuts kidny's heart out* 4 years ago  
I don't think you understand how this site works 4 years ago +6
*stabs kidny with a kitchen knife* 4 years ago  
no, she doesn't 4 years ago +3
you sound like some people I know 4 years ago  
what? 4 years ago  
you could say that 4 years ago  
I hate you less now 4 years ago  
he isn't superhuman... 4 years ago  
never specifically said what drug, anyway, you could just get high some other time when you don't want to be, you know, high 4 years ago  
I think it had something to do with Pope Benedict saying something about a breadbasket and a 12 year old boy...I'm pretty sure you know where this is going 4 years ago  
chill 4 years ago  
k 4 years ago +3
sorry, I forgot what it was called 4 years ago  
oh...sorry 4 years ago  
I'm guessing you chose B because of "atheist" 4 years ago  
not to die on a lonely parking lot (obviously) 4 years ago  
depends on the situation 4 years ago  
the 45% that voted for A 4 years ago +1
while she is wearing her gloves 4 years ago +2
could actually be somewhat useful in specific situations 4 years ago  
I guess its a good thing that I have a foot fetish then 4 years ago +1
*she 4 years ago  
dude... 4 years ago +1
so the same? 4 years ago  
really depends on who I'm playing with 4 years ago  
maybe if he wasn't "innocent"... 4 years ago  
"nugget porn" lol 4 years ago  
depends 4 years ago  
depends on the drug 4 years ago  
if he wanted to I guess 4 years ago  
interesting point of view... 4 years ago  
aww, thats terrible 4 years ago  
*sues you* 4 years ago  
... 4 years ago  
I hate you so much 4 years ago  
Quit preaching to me 4 years ago  
I highly doubt that but okay 4 years ago  
I do have poor communication skills, your point being? 4 years ago  
I don't remember putting any "LABEL" on you, so... 4 years ago  
stereotype-"a widely held but fixed and oversimplified image or idea of a paticular type of person or thing", perhaps it is you who does not understand what a stereotype is, also, *I'm always angry and *liar 4 years ago  
wow, using stereotypes now, yeah real mature, anyway *stabs you to death* *continues stabbing you even though you're dead* 4 years ago  
1. no, my mom has never came into my room and placed a bar of soap in my mouth, 2. I'm always angry, 3. they have, maybe you should think about being mature enough to not type almost every single sentence in caps 4 years ago  
fvck off, asshole 4 years ago +1
sounds like a d1ck move to just leave them 4 years ago +4
agreed 4 years ago  
they used to be though 4 years ago  
so basically you're comparing Ironman to one of the people who ruined vampires? wow... 4 years ago  
maybe also cry myself to sleep... 4 years ago +2
you're an idiot 4 years ago  
and you know this how exactly? 4 years ago  
or beliebers... 4 years ago +3
oh...well damn 5 years ago  
would getting rid of the body help decrease the chance of them killing me? 5 years ago  
oh 5 years ago  
why are you telling gay people they suck? 5 years ago +1
*"Singin' in the rain" starts playing* 5 years ago  
I have a feeling I am going to like this series 5 years ago  
series? 5 years ago  
30%, you seem to think highly of yourself 5 years ago +2
can it be more than one user? 5 years ago +1
agreed 5 years ago +1
lol 5 years ago  
that's terrible 5 years ago  
yet you voted for B 5 years ago +2
coming from what is most likely the same racist and homophobic Guest from the United States 5 years ago +1
This sh*t is a joke, please don't get butthurt 5 years ago  
That is not necessarily true, I know of a lot of people with special needs that have an IQ above 40, just because you need extra help in some things doesn't mean you're stupid 5 years ago  
10/10 5 years ago  
*sigh* forget it 5 years ago  
I hate you so much right now 5 years ago  
done 5 years ago  
...yes... 5 years ago  
I don't even know 5 years ago  
Why you do this? 5 years ago  
depends on the noob 5 years ago +2
same 5 years ago +1
that reminds me of something 5 years ago  
boooooo 5 years ago  
Connor is cool and everything but just look at that sword 5 years ago  
You b*tches...it would be hilarious 5 years ago  
agreed 5 years ago +1
*her muscles 5 years ago  
headfirst 5 years ago  
depends 5 years ago  
*rips out DonkeyPunch's spinal cord again* no, you won't 5 years ago  
and you think I care why exactly? 5 years ago  
I actually liked the governor 5 years ago +1
depends on the person 5 years ago  
*Neuters DonkeyPunch* *Harvests DonkeyPunch's organs* *Gouges out DonkeyPunch's eyes* *Rips out DonkeyPunch's spinal cord* 5 years ago +1
*kicks DonkeyPunch down into a pit filled with horny rapid wolverines and honey badgers that just did a bunch of drugs* no, you won't 5 years ago  
I think my childhood has been raped enough 5 years ago +4
agreed 5 years ago  
I never really liked camping 5 years ago +2
congrats 5 years ago  
sounds like fun 5 years ago  
tough one 5 years ago +2
nor do I plan to 5 years ago  
they're just not always necessarily the same thing 5 years ago  
no 5 years ago  
obviously 5 years ago  
well considering the fact that Peter Dinklage can pretty much just nut punch everyone 5 years ago +3
can I kill him? 5 years ago +1
they are both equally important 5 years ago  
enemy AI tells random gamer to back away, random gamer backs away, enemy AI kills them anyway 5 years ago  
why are you such a douche 5 years ago +5
so basically an emo clown or a guy that looks like a shark with its eyes gouged out? 5 years ago +2
yes 5 years ago  
one of the Prince of Persia's and Red Dead Revolver 5 years ago +1
not all whores 5 years ago  
something wrong with whores? 5 years ago  
I prefer to work alone anyway 5 years ago  
*sigh* if only B existed 5 years ago +1
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