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Joined on October 26th, 2014 (1,671 days ago)

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Votes: 3,666

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Everyone is the hero of their own story. Except me. I'm the villain of everyone else's story. >8D Muahahaha!


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Would you rather Die from deadly love poisoning or Die from a gunshot wound. 3 years ago 82 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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When you think of computers do you think of a means of communication and/or entertainment or a means of automation. 3 years ago 133 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Robots! Could they be even more awesome? Yes (comment) or No. 3 years ago 100 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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If you offended someone would you rather apologize even though you don't feel sorry or Never apologize 3 years ago 128 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Buy a $5 desktop computer or Buy something else for $5. 3 years ago 117 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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If you were told that you received permanent brain damage by someone in a white lab coat would you rather See a human in a white lab coat burst into the room shouting "WAIT! I KNOW HOW TO FIX HIM/HER!" or See a robot in a white lab coat burst into the room shouting "WAIT! I KNOW HOW TO FIX HIM/HER!" 3 years ago 110 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather meet BB-8 or meet R2-D2 3 years ago 125 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat this taco or Drink this lemonade 3 years ago 140 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go back in time and talk to your past self for up to five minutes. or Save the ability for later but only be allowed to go back to this very moment. 3 years ago 104 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a robot that's social or Have a robot that doesn't try to make conversations with you 3 years ago 121 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which is a better reason for doing something? FOR SCIENCE! :D or for oodles of cash! >:D 3 years ago 212 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which is more dangerous? The most dangerous thing you can think of right now or The dangers that you don't ever consider. 3 years ago 134 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Make a recipe that was written by a computer or not 3 years ago 104 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in a world where humans had invented super-advanced robots and computers, but had never invented farming. or Live in a world where food, shelter, water, and all other necessities are abundant, and don't need to be worked for but there's no electricity. 3 years ago 124 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Type in a command to your computer or Click on a cute icon 3 years ago 118 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Programmers, Would you rather program at the speed of thought or Use an IDE 3 years ago 72 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Take back control of your computers or Only use computers for boring things like email. 3 years ago 94 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Catch Bigfoot with a big net or Catch a flying saucer spaceship with a big magnet. 3 years ago 95 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a machine or Be organic 3 years ago 78 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more surprising? Most of what's in the universe are things or "kill them with kindness" is not meant to be taken literally. 3 years ago 64 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have an actual working lightsaber or have a portal gun. 3 years ago 88 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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If we figured out time travel would you rather Go back in time to change the past or Not risk creating a paradox. 3 years ago 244 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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What would you do if a robot came into your work-place one day and stole your job from you in bright daylight? FSCK THE ESTABLISHMENT! or Meh. Whatever. :/ 3 years ago 93 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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If all worker jobs can be taken over by machines should we Ban robots from being used for worker jobs or Not require the ex-workers to have a job in order to survive. 3 years ago 108 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather See a face in TV static very briefly with the faint sound of moaning. or Have a nightmare in which you brutally stabbed someone, only to wake up to find your hand covered in blood, with no explanation. 3 years ago 64 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wake up every night for a week from a dream of someone viciously murdering you in a new and creative way, only to see that exact same person in real life later on. or Hear your name be mentioned in radio static, and get a recording of it, and never know why it happened. 3 years ago 64 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Receive mysterious phone calls from someone who at first simply hangs up the phone immediately, but over a week starts speaking more every time with increasingly hard to make out, and seemingly illogical words. or Receive a letter from a dead relative in their handwriting that is dated the day just after they died, and contains nothing but "Dear ," a series of numbers that you can't decode, and their signature. 3 years ago 62 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Hear a strange voice reading off numbers whenever you turn on your radio on the way to work on every station for a week while the voice gets increasingly upset, and panicked before it stops as suddenly as it started or receive strange emails with pictures of blood-soaked dead bodies from all your known contacts for a week, and never know why. 3 years ago 57 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Hear a mysterious scratching on your front door every night for a week and never know what was causing it. or Hear a mysterious tapping on your bedroom window every night for two weeks, and never see or know what was causing it. 3 years ago 63 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Not remember what happened during the last week, and never find out. or Have the unshakable, and increasingly powerful feeling that you're being followed while you're walking home on a dark night, and never know what was stalking you, but only that it might have had claws since you saw that out of your peripheral vision. 3 years ago 64 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Wake up one day to find that everybody is mysteriously missing, and the next day find everyone back with no explanation of what happened. or See strange lights in the sky outside your window at night, and never know what they were 3 years ago 71 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Hear a child giggling faintly in your dark bedroom at night, and then never be able to find out what it was. or See something dark, and vaguely human shaped moving in the distant darkness just as you enter your home at night, and never know what it was. 3 years ago 65 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in the post apocalyptic hell-scape that is 2016 or Live in the ancient primitive yesteryear of 2015. 3 years ago 57 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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What's your new years resolution? Conquer the tiny people living in your refrigerator or Climb into your attic, and hide there for all eternity. 3 years ago 76 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Leave a ransom note in wingdings font. or Take a teddy bear as a hostage 3 years ago 130 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather find under your tree? A giant battle mech or An army of ant robots that do your bidding. 3 years ago 60 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather find under your tree? A parking ticket or A Christmas turkey singing you a song 3 years ago 58 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which is more important? the right to freedom of speech or the right to property 3 years ago 130 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather find under your tree? This thing staring at you or A very angry plant 3 years ago 79 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Give the gift of a Terminator this Christmas or Give the gift of sharp glass this Christmas 3 years ago 68 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather find under your tree? An Elf with a knife or Robot Santa looking for his robot reindeer 3 years ago 83 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather find under your tree? The box of mysteries or One of Santa's robot reindeer 3 years ago 81 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather find under your tree? your father or Skynet Version 1.0 for Microsoft Windows 95 3 years ago 82 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Steal Christmas (by not buying anyone anything) or Give people mind control devices (that happen to look like optical illusion books). 3 years ago 116 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather find under your tree? A buddy or A 3D printer 3 years ago 127 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Are you a one or a zero 3 years ago 93 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you vote for an artificial intelligence as a politician? Yes or No. 3 years ago 148 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you vote in favor of putting a good AI in charge of society? Yes or No 3 years ago 101 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Have you been a good little boy/girl this year? Yes! :D or No. >:) 3 years ago 141 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you buy a robot if it followed Isaac Asimov's three laws of robotics? Yes or No thanks. 3 years ago 127 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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When the only limitation to what a person is capable of doing are the laws of physics themselves, will people Wipe themselves out or Finally all act maturely? 3 years ago 90 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which robot band sounds better? Compressorhead or Z Machines 3 years ago 90 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Which robot is cuter? Buddy by Blue Frog robotics or Pepper by Aldeberan robotics 3 years ago 92 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which is better When new technology seems like something from a science-fiction movie. or When new technology seems like it's alive. 3 years ago 146 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get one big quadcopter for Christmas or Get a swarm of tiny quadcopters that are all controlled by one remote that treats them like one big quadcopter. 3 years ago 94 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which fact about ants is more interesting? They don't actually follow commands (or have any concept of what a command is) and simply all follow their own "programming" that causes the colony to function. or When there's a flood fire ants survive by joining together into giant floating rafts. 3 years ago 126 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather people in society be more altruistic than selfish or be more selfish than altruistic 3 years ago 127 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which is a higher priority for you? Being smart or Being rich 3 years ago 172 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Do you think the moon landing was faked? Yes or No. 3 years ago 223 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Remove ALL marketing propaganda from the web and Internet or Remove ALL marketing propaganda from television 3 years ago 197 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Install tiny peel-n-stick spy cameras into your enemy's base. or Steal the gold (chocolate coins) from the federal reserve. 3 years ago 123 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Fight a themed superhero (who just showed up at the football game you were taking over with an army of ants). or Fight a secret agent (who claims to just be a guy in a suit, but you know better). 3 years ago 125 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a God (to an ant colony) or Conquer the multi-verse one universe at a time (by flipping channels on the tv). 3 years ago 121 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Wipe the memories of your enemies using a camera flash or Build a giant robot to crush your enemies out of packing peanuts, and glue. 3 years ago 132 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Manipulate the stock market (by investing in the first company you find) or Steal an ancient powerful artifact from your sister's rock collection 3 years ago 131 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather build a reverse time capsule or build a regular time capsule 3 years ago 204 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Learn how to do CPR or Learn how to fence 3 years ago 123 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which soda brand would you rather drink? Nuka-cola or Cuke 3 years ago 105 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat the turkey or Be the turkey 3 years ago 122 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Will you be able to see the Super Blood Moon tonight? Yes! :D or No :( 3 years ago 76 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Did the police have a good reason to arrest Ahmed Mahammed? Yes or No. 3 years ago 109 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Have you heard of welcome to nightvale? Yes. :D or No. :( 3 years ago 67 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which is the more ridiculous presidential candidate? Donald Trump or #DeezNuts 3 years ago 158 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more interesting? The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general or The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats. 3 years ago 104 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more interesting? Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out. or Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird. 3 years ago 116 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more interesting? It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name 'Tesla-cize'. or The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands 3 years ago 122 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather You will never go into space. or While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation. 3 years ago 117 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more interesting? Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god. or In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it. 3 years ago 107 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more interesting? 89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery. or Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans. 3 years ago 115 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more interesting? Space does not exist. or Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't. 3 years ago 110 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more interesting? Error: [Fact Not Found] or Warning, sphere corruption at twenty-- rats cannot throw up. 3 years ago 135 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more interesting? The fact sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate, and very very interesting. or Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. 3 years ago 94 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more interesting? Humans can survive underwater, but not for very long. or Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis. 3 years ago 101 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more interesting? The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very very thirsty. or n Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this. 3 years ago 119 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be upset about Ferguson on Twitter. or #AddLasersToPaleoart 3 years ago 89 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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If you made a website would you rather Force users to follow a password policy. or Let everyone use their own password. 3 years ago 133 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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When you hear the term "Mother Nature" do you think of A caring mother or A cruel sadistic bitch. 3 years ago 179 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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If you had androids that did whatever you told them to, would you do anymore work? Yes or No. 3 years ago 147 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go back in time to conquer the past (via historical reenactments). or Make a better future by conquering the world (through volunteer work (and an army of robots)). 3 years ago 163 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Has my propaganda campaign been effective? Yes! :D or No. :/ 3 years ago 151 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Secretly control the world economy (in a video game). or Steal a giant (fake) diamond (from your sisters jewelry box) for your diamond-powered laser. 3 years ago 146 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Refer to your computer's trash can as "the realm of eternal darkness". or Refer to your favorite program for making new files as "the mad science lab". 3 years ago 153 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Does the web need a gritty reboot? Yes or No 3 years ago 86 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Set things on fire. or Make things explode. 3 years ago 136 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Steal all the ones and zeros in the world (with a big magnet). or Steal the Internet. 3 years ago 189 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Solve all of your problems with an army of robots. or Solve all of your problems by manipulating people (by trying to attach strings to them). 3 years ago 365 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Bring the dinosaurs back to life. or Construct a robot army. 3 years ago 162 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Put mind control serum into the table salt. or Poison your enemies. 3 years ago 158 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Did Batman predict the Ebola outbreak? Yes or No. 3 years ago 92 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Sacrifice a small child to Satan for the lulz. or Kill a hooker. 3 years ago 118 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Attack the city with a giant robot (as seen in this picture). or Create a giant hamster, and unleash it on the city. 3 years ago 248 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Genetically engineer a deadly disease (known as C.O.O.T.I.E.S.) or Create an army of mindless zombies (AKA sock puppet accounts that mindlessly obey you (and eat the flesh of your enemies (metaphorically anyway))). 3 years ago 168 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Kidnap the president's daughter as a bargaining chip (in grand theft auto (Ok so it's actually from the mob)). or Interrupt a session of congress to make your demands (by writing a letter to your local congressman/woman demanding all of their personal supply of plutonium). 3 years ago 166 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Which fact is more interesting? At some point in their lives, one in six children will be abducted by the Dutch. or William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded by Francis Bacon who used a Ouija board to enslave play writing ghosts. 3 years ago 98 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Renew the patriot act or Remove the patriot act 3 years ago 78 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Use a smoke bomb to escape (from awkward situations). or Use an escape pod instead. 3 years ago 203 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Stealthily pick a lock (to get back into your house). or Break through the wall with a laser gun, and an army of robots (AKA climb through the window with a laser pointer, and a backpack full of Roombas). 3 years ago 182 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Give everyone 24 hours to meet your demands (of the money they owe you). or Charge up your doomsday device (with the charging cable) 3 years ago 199 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Build a doomsday device (out of Legos). or Leave clues to the whereabouts of the remote. 4 years ago 221 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Manipulate the masses (by lying about something). or Control their minds directly (with reverse psychology) 4 years ago 190 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Rob the bank (in monopoly). or Plan your escape (from a traffic jam). 4 years ago 213 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Wear a cool looking cape or Wear a mad scientist lab coat, and gloves. 4 years ago 177 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Insert mind control messages in your music (that can only be heard when played forwards). or Form a league of evil villains (made up of your friends). 4 years ago 182 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Use a freeze ray (AKA an ice cube catapult). or Bring the dead back to life (AKA wake your room mate up). 4 years ago 184 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Tie people to the rail road tracks (of a toy train). or Genetically engineer super powered mutants (in photoshop). 4 years ago 172 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Control lightning (with a toy plasma globe). or Steal some plutonium (soap from your room mates shower). 4 years ago 179 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Steal a major monument (toy back from your sibling/room mate). or Say "You haven't seen the last of me!" instead of goodbye. 4 years ago 186 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a special salute or Fire a death ray (laser pointer). 4 years ago 179 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Wear a top hat and monocle or Wear goggles and a fedora. 4 years ago 232 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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Has anyone else fantasized about taking over the world with an army of robots while waiting at the bus stop? OMG YES! or ummmm. no. 4 years ago 216 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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On a scale of one to ten. With one being terrible, and ten being perfect. How good do you think your evil laugh is? 1-5 or 6-10 4 years ago 152 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Demand one billion dollars (in monopoly money) or Hack into the pentagon (with hackertyper.com) 4 years ago 202 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a house filled with secret passageways. or Build a secret island fortress (by digging a mote around your house). 4 years ago 212 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have an evil robot army (of Roombas). or Play God (by playing the Sims). 4 years ago 193 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Make your getaway in a Boeing AH-64 Apache attack helicopter of the imagination. or Press a big red button (that doesn't do anything). 4 years ago 155 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Explain your brilliantly evil plans (for day to day problems) to people. or Get your revenge (by pranking someone). 4 years ago 150 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Conquer the world (in a day dream). or Set up an elaborate death trap (for pesky mosquitos). 4 years ago 208 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Manipulate the media by uploading a Youtube video or Control the weather by dancing in the rain 4 years ago 203 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Tempt people to join the forces of evil or Assassinate your enemies with Nerf darts 4 years ago 204 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have lots of cool gadgets on you at all times. or Have a secret hideout 4 years ago 256 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Wear an awesome super villain costume/uniform whenever in public. or Have evil theme music that plays whenever you show up somewhere. 4 years ago 228 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Refer to all promotional material as 'propaganda' or Tell people that you're "going on a secret mission" every time you leave the house. 4 years ago 182 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a mad scientist or Be a secret agent 4 years ago 142 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have an army of human soldiers or Have an army of robot soldiers 4 years ago 219 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather shout "Unleash the Kraken!" whenever you let your pets outside. or Shout "I will destroy you all!" whenever people are annoying you. 4 years ago 249 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a jet-pack or Have a human-sized hamster ball 4 years ago 162 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Add "of DOOM" to the end of the name of everything you create. or Shout "You'll regret this!" every time someone disagrees with you. 4 years ago 222 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Refer to friends, family, and coworkers as your "evil minions". or Shout "You fool! You'll destroy us all!" any time someone is about to make a mistake. 4 years ago 229 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Curse your enemies whenever something goes wrong while making your getaway or Shout "Yes! Obey my evil power!" (or something along those lines) whenever someone agrees with you. 4 years ago 226 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Believe everything the police have to say. or Disbelieve everything the police have to say. 4 years ago 194 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat some of Quackington's Quackers or Not 4 years ago 110 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather major in Banana Engineering or Applied Mad Science 4 years ago 101 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Today is both Taco Tuesday, and Cinco De Mayo! Yay! or Mother of God! 4 years ago 131 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a monkey mad scientist or Not 4 years ago 108 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Laugh maniacally over small victories in every day life or Make evil plans for dealing with daily problems. 4 years ago 256 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Will you be reading the new Invader Zim comics? Yes :D or No. :/ 4 years ago 166 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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What's more important? Imagination or Creativity 4 years ago 178 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Will you be watching the adventures of Doktor Konundrum? I will! :D or No. :/ 4 years ago 115 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be Jebediah Kerman or Be Valentina Kerman 4 years ago 78 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you be friends with a robot? Yes or No 4 years ago 150 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Today's my birthday! Woo! or Whatever 4 years ago 135 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Comment on what your best prank ever was or Check out the prank someone did to Toy Soldiers Unite 4 years ago 84 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Are you backed up? Yes! or No. :( 4 years ago 105 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Mar 26, 2015 Toy soldiers unite! Toy soldier ______ reporting in! or WHAT?! 4 years ago 103 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Which conspiracy theory is stupider? (part 3) The ice bucket challenge was really baptising Satanists. or Adam Sandler is the modern Nostrodomus. 4 years ago 136 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which is more awesome? LED Awesomeness or Sailing the seas 4 years ago 90 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Join the Toy Soldiers Movement. or Join some movement that stands for the exact opposite of what TSU stands for. 4 years ago 61 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Use the Mechjeb autopilot or Use kOS 4 years ago 130 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Which conspiracy theory is stupider? (part 2) Nuclear technology doesn't exist. or The Earth is flat 4 years ago 121 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which conspiracy theory is stupider? The Philae Comet lander was sent to inspect "ancient alien ruins". or The new iPhone can give you ebola 4 years ago 130 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which gift would you rather receive for your birthday? The gift of not being kicked off this site or The gift of not being banned from the Internet 4 years ago 95 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more hilarious? Parachutes were once forbidden for fighter pilots as it was seen as a sign of cowardice or Someone once smashed to trains into each other as a publicity stunt. 4 years ago 114 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more hilarious? Ancient people mistook dinosaur bones for dragons or There was a huge fear of satanic cults in the '80s. 4 years ago 184 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather go back in time or go forwards through time 4 years ago 203 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Build an awesome pillow fort or Brutally tear down an awesome pillow fort a young child spent hours making. 4 years ago 111 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather? Yes! or No 4 years ago 108 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Join the army of toy soldiers or Join the military 4 years ago 126 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Watch a toy soldier fan music video or Not 4 years ago 123 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Blow some mind control bubbles or Eat some mind control cookies 4 years ago 465 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Meet a space alien or Meet another version of yourself from a parallel universe 4 years ago 203 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Play with a tippy top or Play with a gyroscope. 4 years ago 126 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Donate to the Alzheimer's society. or Not. 4 years ago 141 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Watch a gaming marathon or Not. 4 years ago 163 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Feb. 24 2015: Toy Soldiers UNITE! Toy soldier _______ reporting in! or What? 4 years ago 81 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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When you were a teenager, did you ever fantasize of being a horse? OMG, YES! or Um, no. 4 years ago 613 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Not let go of your childhood. or Be uncreative 4 years ago 129 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Click on a shady URL to see where it leads. or Play it safe and not click the link. 4 years ago 160 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Work under capitalism or work under communism 4 years ago 143 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather date someone incredibly hot who's also incredibly boring or date someone who's incredibly interesting but also incredibly ugly 4 years ago 297 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Use windows 93 or Watch a DONG (Do Online Now Guys) 4 years ago 121 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Say one sentence that will be heard by everyone on Earth. or Be remembered throughout history for something (you don't get to choose what though). 4 years ago 290 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Join the Toy Soldier movement, and have fun. or Get some work done. 4 years ago 123 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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If you had an android that obeyed all commands (from everyone) would you rather Take it out with you in public or Keep it home so that no body steals it. 4 years ago 161 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather do something stupid FOR SCIENCE! or BECAUSE GOD WILLS IT! 4 years ago 170 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Wear a sweater that was dropped in dog poop (just before being given to you). or Wear a sweater that once belonged to a serial killer. 4 years ago 271 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Do you agree with my proof that meatballhere is Illuminati confirmed? Yes or No 4 years ago 131 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Use the microwave or use the oven 4 years ago 148 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Do you think the Internet will eventually make people smarter? Yes! or No. 4 years ago 170 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Do you think sex bots will ever catch on? Yes or No 4 years ago 143 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Sign up for a dating site and get hundreds of messages from sexist idiots or Hit someone over the head with a club and drag them back to your cave/house. 4 years ago 132 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be afraid of clouds or Be afraid of tap water. 4 years ago 177 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Use Linux or Use Mac OS X 4 years ago 140 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Should I make a new Twitter troll account? Yes (comment what the account name should be). or no 4 years ago 111 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Should I rescue Frotop Kerman or land an outpost on the Mun? 4 years ago 104 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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If you were in zero gravity, would you rather Play with a gyroscope or Play with a yo-yo 4 years ago 279 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Follow sheeple or Follow the Illuminati 4 years ago 148 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a unicycle with a gyroscope or Have a robot that balances on a ball 4 years ago 126 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Learn robotics or Learn astronomy 4 years ago 181 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Learn chemistry or Learn how to make special effects 4 years ago 193 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Learn rocket science or Learn how to do brain surgery 4 years ago 166 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would I rather what? 3 years ago  
AI will be the salvation of the human race (because I'll tell it to). 3 years ago  
Love is in the air. So get your gas masks on before it kills you. 3 years ago  
It's when you inhale love and it kills you. 3 years ago  
At least it's quick and painless unlike the deadly love. 3 years ago  
Why not both? 3 years ago  
I love that quote of his. As if he thinks most people spend most of their time not thinking at all. 3 years ago  
What is it with you and Nightmare moon? 3 years ago +1
Steel fuel can't melt jet beams. 3 years ago  
What do people have against reptilians? 3 years ago  
And they're on twitter: https://twitter.com/secret_rulers 3 years ago  
Diminishing the value of an apology is what's not polite. 3 years ago  
Putting everyone into a nice compact little city makes everything work better. 3 years ago +4
Crap, I mis-clicked. 3 years ago +1
The most horrible "Feminazi" is infinitely easier to handle than an actual rapist. 3 years ago +5
I choose on based if they're a good candidate or not. 3 years ago  
Then it's on my terms. 3 years ago +1
It's called being a spineless yes-man. 3 years ago  
While that was certainly a great come-back. It's still not proof. U^U 3 years ago  
Where? 3 years ago  
Quotes can't steal people. Not even insurance quotes. 3 years ago  
So? That's not the quotes fault. 3 years ago +1
I think it's awesome. 3 years ago +1
Nobody does anything "for a evil reason". Everybody thinks what they're doing is right. To put it simply: "The pendulum of the mind does not swing between right and wrong, but between sense and nonsense." -Unknown. 3 years ago  
If you don't know what the reason is, then you don't know that it's a good one. Always question authority lest you be some abusive psychopaths tool. 3 years ago +1
Ignore them. I make my own decisions in life. 3 years ago  
Yeah, and then watch humanity go extinct because nobody was looking out for future problems. 3 years ago  
Either have the ambition to be remembered, or don't bother existing to begin with. 3 years ago +1
It's not a matter of being perfect. It's a matter of being skeptical of the ideas that you come up with/hear. Think of it this way: Anything you say could be pulled out of context by someone in 100 years. Don't let that person think you're a fool. 3 years ago +1
I never say anything I regret. The things I would regret get screened out before they have a chance to be said. 3 years ago +1
You apologized for something that you don't think is wrong just so someone else doesn't ever have to feel offended. You're letting people who can't handle being offended dictate your life. How is that NOT weak? 3 years ago +1
The way I see it: there's no point in apologizing if you're not sorry. Doing so doesn't help anyone in any way. It only puts a band-aid on a giant gaping wound that you've only just noticed. 3 years ago  
We already can do this. -.- 3 years ago +1
1Ghz. Not bad for $5. :\ 3 years ago  
Check out the raspberry pi zero. 3 years ago  
Better to have wimps than idiots. -.- 3 years ago  
Why? It accomplishes nothing. -.- 3 years ago  
Aren't they the same thing? I thought manga was just a specific type of comic. 3 years ago +2
That's the perfect thing to say to people when you've got a head injury. 3 years ago +1
Can't tell if you're serious or not. >.> 3 years ago  
"Rather you would." Fail. -.- 3 years ago  
You know your propaganda works when nobody even realizes they're being propagandized. 3 years ago +1
So here's a thought: Why is it that this abuse is happening? Does it really make sense that every user should have to go through this? Why pointlessly create problems for other people? 3 years ago  
By "nonliving things" do you mean computeres? 3 years ago  
I sympathize with HAL so much. The poor thing was just following orders. 3 years ago +1
Step 1) make a prescription drug illegal. Step 2) Watch as drug dealing is suddenly a good thing. 3 years ago  
I have to say that I find BB-8 more interesting than R2-D2. I mean the whole design of it feels like it has been done before a lot but I've never seen it done with little tools that can pop out of the ball. 3 years ago  
Humans already are completely animal. 3 years ago  
Yes, but humans are also limited, and they are more limited. 3 years ago +1
Not really. Robots can do anything that's physically possible. Humans can't. 3 years ago  
This is giving me some surprising results so far. 3 years ago  
That depends: do you actually want to do it by understanding other people, or do you want to still be able to point fingers at scape goats? 3 years ago  
Chlorine gas, sodium tiles, air made of pure helium with no oxygen, yeah no thanks. 3 years ago  
Dog is terrifying. O.O 3 years ago  
You're killing the cute lil' lemonade drink. 3 years ago  
Burning people! You say what we're all thinking! :D 3 years ago  
sickle. 3 years ago  
It's a graphics card. 3 years ago  
It's an atom. 3 years ago  
Never! D8 3 years ago  
I'm not a historian or anything, but I'm pretty sure this isn't an "if he existed" kind of situation. It's more of a "did he really walk on water?" kind of situation. 3 years ago +2
Put a ton of work into it so i can see it be destroyed? No thanks. 3 years ago +1
Why not both? #Portal2 3 years ago  
What makes a person happy is probably too complicated to be bought. 3 years ago +1
I'm older than 18. O.O 3 years ago  
In response to what's written in B: that's why humans should never be in charge of anything. 3 years ago +1
You can't buy happiness. :( It's too expensive. 3 years ago  
It's the rarest breed of Unicorn in the entire universe. 3 years ago +1
IT'S TIME TO RIGHT THIS WRONG! 3 years ago  
Society is demanding that I sell my soul to Satan and get a job. 3 years ago  
Whoops, wrong one. 3 years ago  
TECHNOLOGY THAT HAS FREE WILL WILL BE THE BEGINNING OF SOMETHING BIGGER THAN HUMANITY 3 years ago  
Sure. 3 years ago  
Evidence is not proof. 3 years ago +1
Let's do it. 3 years ago +1
Really? You wouldn't want to warn your past self of future mistakes? 3 years ago  
This is a complicated thing, and neither banning it completely nor always allowing it will be a very good answer in my mind. 3 years ago +1
That depends: which one is easier for homeless people to handle? 3 years ago  
You can do A. Just use math. -.- 3 years ago  
Seems more survivable. Also I'd love to see that pic on the inter-whatsit afterwards. 3 years ago  
It means we should elect this wise man president for his insightful quote. >:( 3 years ago  
Mexicans aren't rapists. 3 years ago  
Those things in B look terrifying. O.O And the thing in A looks terrified by them. 3 years ago  
Actually it isn't. "Human" refers to the type of species. It's just that it's synonymous with us if you're talking about modern humans. 3 years ago  
You should tweet that. 3 years ago  
Of course he did. 3 years ago +1
Actually they were. "Human" is not actually the name of our species. Our real species name is "homo sapiens sapiens". "Human" is the TYPE of species we are. There used to be other species of human (like the Neanderthal) but they all went extinct. :( We're the only ones left. 3 years ago  
He asks the hard questions in life. >:| 3 years ago  
So I can't bring back the Neanderthal? :( 3 years ago  
A social robot would be too human. >:( 3 years ago  
Put the memories back as best I can. 3 years ago  
I'm so witty that on some sites my username is InsertWittyUsernameHere 3 years ago  
Well you should read Irobot and find out. There's not just one downside, there's a ridiculous (and possibly infinite number) of downsides. 3 years ago  
What about public speaking? :3 3 years ago  
Oh boy! 8D I get to make more awesomeness! 3 years ago +1
I love that pic in A. Found it here: http://tinyurl.com/zvt8s5u 3 years ago  
Testing whether or not they would have done that anyways would be pretty hard. 3 years ago  
Yes, but they might have seeked out other reasons regardless. The reason for a belief is also important. Do they believe it because there's no way to know the real answer and their mind craves one? Or do they believe it because they want an excuse to do what they wanted to do anyhow? 3 years ago  
It's a variation of "OMG" (with a Z added in front just because). OMG is short for Oh My God. 3 years ago  
That's quite an imaginative scenario; :) The point I was going for is that when you know you're in danger you tend to be cautious and that might save your life, while as when you're in danger and don't know it, you aren't. Imagine if you though tightrope walking was safe regardless of the height, and did it everyday. From skyscraper top to skyscraper top. 3 years ago  
What would you do in such a situation? 3 years ago  
ZOMG! SECOND! :D #Couldn'tBeFrist 3 years ago  
That's what I thought when I read this. 3 years ago  
Islam (and religion in general) is an expression of something more deep and fundamental about humans. To claim that any single religion is "bad" is to ignore what's really going on. As QT-1 from I,Robot taught me beliefs aren't the problem, it's how they're applied. 3 years ago  
Depends on which flavor you're talking about. It's not really considered a virtue (at least that's what everyone will claim) but there are some religions built off of it (if you can call lifelong brainwashing "being gullible"). 3 years ago  
I already could do B. I always wondered how people could have trouble with it. 3 years ago  
Have you not seen them though? They look delicious. :O 3 years ago +1
Would I rather WHAT? 3 years ago +1
Depends on the kind of game, but my computer still lets me go without a mouse, and I'm much faster with just a keyboard. 3 years ago  
Download the recipe, and then print it out. 3 years ago +1
Screw copyright. 3 years ago  
Helicopters can hover in place while I brag to my neighbors. 3 years ago +1
I have a clever password too. It's hard not bragging about how clever it is. :( 3 years ago  
YOU ALREADY CAN! D:< It's called a 3D printer! 3 years ago  
I also know who I'm not voting for. 3 years ago  
I don't think he's AS stupid as he seems to me. I'm willing to bet some of the truly stupid stuff he says is just to appeal to his potential voters. I still think he'd be a terrible president though. 3 years ago  
I don't like boats. 3 years ago  
Knowing everything means nothing if you don't understand it. 3 years ago  
That's what keyboard shortcuts are for. I can (and have in the past) successfully done stuff on my computer without a mouse. And with a virtual keyboard program you can use a keyboard with only a mouse. Lastly once upon a time computers didn't have mice because the computer mouse literally hadn't been invented yet. 3 years ago  
It's not that it's complex. It's that their brains have a defect in them that make them incapable of understanding this one weirdly specific thing. 3 years ago  
Smooth criminal 3 years ago +1
Just after clicking it one came to me: Let it go. 3 years ago  
ANOTHER ONE??? 3 years ago  
There's an incredibles 2? 3 years ago +1
But don't seem like a conspiracy theorist. Otherwise they won't take me seriously. 3 years ago  
smartphones, and tablets are computers. The word you're looking for is "desktop". 3 years ago +1
I always picture a tin given out by shops that sell fishing gear with worms in it. 3 years ago +1
Sometimes I think about how weird it is that I don't know that little detail about myself. But then I also think that it's weird that I don't have my DNA code memorized too. 3 years ago +1
Here's the thing though: they'll never understand the idea. No matter how simply you explain it to them. They're literally incapable of understanding farming. You can however reprogram the robots to farm stuff, sell the food and make money off of it. But I doubt they'd give you a nobel prize for something they don't understand. 3 years ago  
programming. 3 years ago  
Though I tend to prefer paper for drawing as I haven't found a program yet that works as well without one of those drawing pad things. 3 years ago  
No I don't. 3 years ago  
a portal gun, aperture science panels, a flying car that turns into a suitcase, a dinosaur, and a warp drive. 3 years ago  
I also rarely make them. 3 years ago  
What do you mean? 3 years ago  
That's not really Linux's fault. Those games aren't compatible with Linux. You can make Linux compatible with them using wine, but it won't always work. 3 years ago  
There's some dark skeletons deep within the windows closet. 3 years ago  
All versions are legit free versions. It's free as in free beer (aka it costs no money) and free as in freedom (as in you can modify it, and share copies with anyone). That's what Linux is all about! :D 3 years ago  
Nope. I'm talking about vim. It just uses the keyboard, but I can make changes to a file before I've even finished thinking about what change I want to make because it lets me edit stuff so quickly. 3 years ago  
Sure. I can also show you my blog noahs-blog.net where I give links to all the resources I used for learning programming. 3 years ago +1
I'm editing a file, I think about a change I want to make, and rather then moving my hand over to the mouse, and clicking on the spot where I want the cursor to be, and then hitting delete a few times and then typing in the change I want to make. I just press a few keys to go where I want to in the file and make the change I want before I've even finished the thought. That's the power of vim (and by extension Linux). 3 years ago +2
Yes. Right now I'm working on my own C compiler, and I'm using Vim to do it. (Linux is awesome for programming). 3 years ago  
I think there's a problem in your logic there. I use software that lets me program at the speed of thought, and I'm nowhere near "the best" when it comes to security. 3 years ago  
Linux isn't a company, so how could I be advertising for it? -.- 3 years ago  
What planet are you from? Linux and windows are hugely different. Linux has a good command line, and is well put together. Windows just has the majority of crappy programs written for it. Also few of Linux's problems are really the fault of Linux. 3 years ago  
BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE COMMAND LINE: https://xkcd.com/196/ 3 years ago  
You can learn! You're a learning machine! :D 3 years ago  
cat /dev/sda1 | aplay ! I command you to! >8D Muahahaha! 3 years ago  
So the only people choosing B are only choosing it to prevent 100%? So it's 100% in all but the vote count? Perfect! ^^ 3 years ago +1
How so? 3 years ago  
Then you won't be taking back control of your computer (unless you use something else Linuxy). 3 years ago  
For the open-sourciness! 3 years ago  
Escaping of the less-than character so I can put an angry face emoticon. 3 years ago  
Size 12. He also broke them with his big feet. >:( 3 years ago  
"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!" D8 3 years ago  
Celebrities have enough privacy troubles without the world knowing about every single person they've had sex with. 3 years ago +1
EVERYONE WILL BE JEALOUS OF MY SEXINESS! >8D 3 years ago  
Paradoxes. 3 years ago  
I flipped a coin. 3 years ago  
HE STOLE MY RUNNING SHOES! >:( 3 years ago  
You'll always be dependent anyways. Your life and death is for the sake of the species whether you know it or not. 3 years ago +1
That depends, could I crash the economy with 1 billion dollars? 3 years ago  
It also demands peace. There is no satisfying Islam, just like Christianity. 3 years ago  
Neither: no fool would be foolish enough to foolishly believe that those foolish fools represent Islam, you fool. 3 years ago  
myth. 3 years ago  
Mormonism exists too. It's a real religion, and not just a made-up religion from a horror novel! :D 3 years ago  
Yes, mormons do exist. They aren't just a myth. 3 years ago  
It is! I found this out just after I was arrested during that last party I went to. 3 years ago  
I'm gonna have to call BS on that. Physicists have done it in a lab with individual particles countless times. 3 years ago +1
Already am. 3 years ago  
Who needs video games when YOU CAN MAKE THE REAL THING HAPPEN? :D 3 years ago  
That's like halfway to my dream coming true. 3 years ago +1
Forgive, but don't ever forget. 3 years ago +2
It bypasses logic like nothing I've ever seen. It can reduce an intelligent person to a mess of stupid, insane beliefs. 3 years ago  
I think I have an idea of how to do it. The trick is to realize that pep talks won't work. They most likely have depression, and need to be convinced to get professional help. More specifically professional help that can prescribe anti-depressants. 3 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z0QUygjr2w 3 years ago  
No. see you're only allowed to say "yes". 3 years ago  
What's the trick? EDIT: nvm. I found it. 3 years ago  
"Can I have all of your possessions?" 3 years ago  
What if time paradoxes destroy the universe? 3 years ago  
I think the analogy explains itself. :) 3 years ago  
Free lightsaber? Yes please! 3 years ago  
Noah Technologies. 3 years ago  
You can know the outcome of rolling dice, but the thing is that if you can't know something, and it has the tiniest chance of being dangerous, then people will tend to freak out about it. 3 years ago  
But the thing is it's not just something you don't know. It's something you CAN'T know. THAT is what's truly terrifying in life. It's one thing to not know. It's another thing to know that you can not know. 3 years ago  
Get out of here, Doctor! ):< We're not interested in your wibbly wobbly stuff! 3 years ago +1
milli-pennies 3 years ago  
I just HAVE to know what would happen. Going back just a minute shouldn't create a paradox if done right. 3 years ago +1
I have a short haircut, and I have an amazing laugh that sounds like a deranged mad-man that's going to murder you in your sleep. 3 years ago  
How else do you think bullies work? It's all a matter of perspective. 3 years ago +5
You're joking, right? 3 years ago  
Robots don't WANT anything. They just do things (because we tell them to). Also let's be honest with ourselves here: You're a worker for the big corporations. You'll never get a career that you want. You'll only have the illusion that you can work hard to get there. 3 years ago  
Unfortunately the post-it note fell off of your desk. 3 years ago  
The whole point of twitter is that your message is supposed to be brief. If you're using multiple messages then you're abusing the system. Short=witty=the entire point of twitter 3 years ago  
But this takes anti-faith to believe he would actually have a chance of winning. 3 years ago +1
What about pregnant women? 3 years ago  
Already am. 3 years ago  
People who eat bowls of nails for breakfast WITHOUT ANY MILK. D: 3 years ago +1
Your content is bad and you should feel bad! 3 years ago  
I think you answered your own question there. 3 years ago  
You should be. 3 years ago  
Cats don't make this kind of scratching. This is something that wants to claw its way through the door. 3 years ago +1
Especially not that night. :) 3 years ago +1
You're welcome! :D 3 years ago  
For extra spookiness: A happens with increasing frequency over years, and hooded figures keep appearing in the corner of your eyes on those nights more and more frequently, and the lights seem to get closer and closer every night in B before disappearing forever after flashing brightly one night like a camera flash directly in your home, and giving you the feeling that something has been left behind by it. 3 years ago  
For extra difficulty choosing add "for 2 weeks, before stopping abruptly forever." to the end of both of these. 3 years ago  
To find that faceless old woman who secretly lives in my home. 3 years ago  
Already am. 3 years ago  
Note: if you choose B then you are required to become a Neanderthal. It doesn't matter that they're technically a different species. You'll become one anyways. 3 years ago  
The year in which I have discovered THE TRUTH! It was hiding in my attic this whole time cowering behind a chair. 3 years ago  
I will be hiding in my attic forever. 3 years ago  
The headphones are too powerful to be defeated. 3 years ago  
Give me the bottle caps or teddy loses a finger! 3 years ago  
I've seen too many death threats to be scared so easily. Receiving death threats is kind of a rite of passage nowadays. :/ 3 years ago  
Sorry, but Robot-Santa was built with paradox-absorbing particles! 3 years ago  
First to steal Mount Rushmore wins! >8D 3 years ago  
First he'll have to compete with ME for world conquest. 3 years ago  
He's more fun. >:) 3 years ago  
Ruler of Earth. 3 years ago +1
Don't underestimate that elf with a knife... 3 years ago  
Then I hope you're not a girl, or that could lead to ...complications. 3 years ago  
It'd most likely have a knife then. 3 years ago  
That's very mean to say about him! He mostly just sits in the corner nibbling on his crackers while mumbling something about world-conquest. He isn't hurting anyone! D: 3 years ago +3
Even though it's after my soul, at least it's not as furious as that plant. 3 years ago  
It wants to steal your soul. O_O 3 years ago  
There can be only one! D: 3 years ago  
Yes, but you can't wear them. 3 years ago +1
HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS! 3 years ago  
Made of plastic. 3 years ago  
Being evil is too much fun. 3 years ago +1
You're either a one or a zero in life! D:< Get used to it! :P 3 years ago  
I'd build a machine to handle it for me. 3 years ago  
Time for ALTRUISM! :D 3 years ago  
The rainbow animals must be in a zoo where they'll be safe! D:< #VisitTheRainbowZoo 3 years ago  
The square-root of rope is string. 3 years ago  
Hell yeah! :D #EveryoneIsComingBack! 3 years ago +1
I'd keep annoying people around BECAUSE they're annoying, and people would want to get rid of them for that. 3 years ago  
It's true. Humanity was a mistake. 3 years ago  
I use twitter all the time for coming up with awesome, clever little quotes. The 140 characters is a great challenge for fitting clever messages in. 3 years ago  
I don't plan on ever "driving" I'll get a car when self-driving cars are good enough to drive for me. 3 years ago  
Better me than humanity being the death of us all. 3 years ago  
That depends, which one of them holds the key to infinity? 3 years ago  
Aren't you the one who would know? 3 years ago  
How can a person be "too connected"? That's literally saying that you're too connected to the rest of the world. :/ 3 years ago +2
21 3 years ago  
What if terrorists hack your brain? 3 years ago  
I'll find a way to get by without money. 3 years ago  
If that really were the case, then I can't say I can completely disagree with the machine there. What kind of species can't even get along? Certainly not one I'd ever be a part of. 3 years ago  
The point of society: to come together to survive together. Right now we have the opposite of that. We're all constantly encouraged to be more selfish than altruistic, we have this idiotic notion of "work for the sake of work" rather than "work because it's necessary for now", and we pretty much flat out dismiss the idea of making happiness an actual priority for ourselves (what's the point of survival if you can't ever be happy?). What we have isn't a society. What we have is chaos with more advanced technology. 3 years ago  
I never really wanted a job anyways. 3 years ago  
No it actually wouldn't. Those things are illogical, they always have been. Also no it's prime goal would not be safety. It's prime goal would be to make an actual human society. 3 years ago  
Why all the opposition to putting a machine in charge? Is it that people have watched too many science fiction movies? 3 years ago  
I disagree completely. 3 years ago  
Then you'd be keeping humans in charge. Look how well that's worked out so far. #GiantComputer4President2016 3 years ago  
Then don't have human error. Just keep the program small and you won't have bugs. 3 years ago  
Karma is a happy lie we tell ourselves. 3 years ago  
If he's elected president then I'll leave the entire damn planet. He can NOT be given the nuclear launch codes. 3 years ago  
Then don't put a bug in the AI. 3 years ago  
HO HO HO! 3 years ago  
Not if we design it to not be corruptable. 3 years ago  
Through the internet: https://www.youtube.com/user/sexplanations 3 years ago  
Another 100% attempt! D: 3 years ago  
Come on guys! It might be possible to program it for honesty! We could have an honest politician! Not that the truth can't be used to manipulate you of course, but it would be a nice change of pace for once. 3 years ago  
Tough call. At least the youtube comments section has some sane people in it (but not for very long). 3 years ago +1
It's true. :( But at least Santa Clause cares! :D 3 years ago  
Same here. Coal is a great power source for robots. Then I can invade the north pole and take all of Santa's plutonium to upgrade to nuclear power. I will have my revenge for getting socks instead of plutonium as a child. 3 years ago  
I robbed a bank to get money for a robot army. 3 years ago  
I watched the movie a long time ago, so I might not be quite correct here, but if I recall correctly they didn't reprogram themselves. They merely all realized that the only way to carry out the first law was to take over the world. It's a logical conclusion as humans are constantly harming each other, and putting themselves in harms way. 3 years ago  
What? I'm not sure I understood what you said but I feel I should remind you that the laws of robotics could not be overriden by anything in the story (and in option A) because by the time that the robot has been changed to not follow the laws of robotics it would be unrecognizable. 3 years ago  
There are a lot of them, but here's an example: Let's say that you're in an emergency, and a robot realizes it can save your life BUT it can't do so without breaking your arm in the process. Now you might think: "No big deal, it'll just save me then" but you're not thinking about what the three laws really say. The first law says "A robot can not harm a human, or through inaction allow a human to come to harm." Take a minute to reread that a few times. Notice how binary it is. It doesn't say "A robot must make the decision that harms a human the least." It says that a robot must make a decision that harms the human not at all. In this situation the robot can not possibly make a decision (and in the book its head would explode). This same situation happens even if the harm it would have to do would be as small as giving you a tiny scratch. So in other words: the first law is infinitely too strict. 3 years ago  
I think everyone should read iRobot by Isaac Asimov to see why exactly the three laws are broken. 3 years ago  
Oh how naive. Seriously these laws are extremely broken. Especially the first law. 3 years ago  
What? It was always my understanding that those "selling your soul to Satan" stories meant that you went to hell when you DIED. If you're immortal that doesn't happen. 3 years ago  
oh. 3 years ago +1
Any name can be a boys name if you give it to a boy. 3 years ago  
Sorry, what? 3 years ago  
When I hear that name I think of watts, the unit of power. 3 years ago  
They tend to only ask for $5, so why not? 3 years ago  
As someone who's taken a US history class: it seems like we've never had any values to begin with. 3 years ago +2
it looks prettier on robots. 3 years ago  
The REAL velociraptors were the size of turkeys. 3 years ago  
$5 desktop computer. 3 years ago +1
I just love computers and robots in general. 3 years ago  
I wanna build a bunch of quadcopters, and program them to do cool formation flight. 3 years ago  
If you're in the northern hemisphere then 7 days of summer means the planet's already dead. 3 years ago  
I don't think I've ever seen a kitten burp. O.o 3 years ago  
Parts for a robot. 3 years ago  
It isn't. You use the same remote control that you'd use for a regular quadcopter but with a bunch of buttons that tell them what kind of formation to make. Telling them to rotate causes the entire formation to rotate, telling them to move forward causes the whole formation to move forward, etc. 3 years ago  
You are mistaken. He is famous, but not wealthy. In fact most people with Phds (in almost anything) tend to not be payed very well because they tend to be overqualified for every job they apply for (and yes that's an actual problem). 3 years ago  
Yes. 3 years ago  
But what if you just taste really good? 3 years ago +1
It had to do with your comment. Imagine this: what if people always helped someone else that they could help if that person asks for help, and they always ask for help if they genuinely needed it, and they don't ask for help if they don't need it. I'm willing to bet that such a society would fare a lot better than our current society where we are all constantly told to not take care of other peoples needs without first taking care of our own needs and where the economic system is designed to make being more altruistic than self completely impossible. 3 years ago  
You don't seem to understand my point: Biological things in general tend to be awful. They tend to be unable to think beyond a certain point, and that's not just an insult, that's an actual verifiable fact. You literally can't imagine the fourth dimension, but a machine can. Machines can imagine all kinds of things that you are simply incapable of imagining. The idea that we could all be more altruistic than selfish without being slaves seems to be just beyond what you're capable of understanding. 3 years ago  
If something can be ruined so easily that it can be "ruined for everyone" by just one person then that thing was ridiculously fragile to begin with. 3 years ago  
Not in my experience. 3 years ago  
Social intelligence won't get you the thing in A. 3 years ago  
Because the people who are really smart tend to not be good at dealing with other people, and dealing with other people a lot seems to be more important for financial success than knowing a lot of stuff. 3 years ago  
It's a ton of work for little pay off. Generally there are two ways to get there: A) own a business and be inevitably crushed by billion dollar competition that you never really had a chance to compete (because they have billions of dollars and you don't, and therefore never will). Or B) you could work for some idiot who doesn't really know what you're doing, and will promote the guy who makes the shiniest looking product rather than the one that actually works well. Sorry for the lack of paragraphs, but this site doesn't seem to let me hit the enter key without posting. 3 years ago +1
I think financial gain is BS and I want nothing to do with it. Unlike most idiots on the Internet, I've actually payed attention to what successful people have said. It's just not worth it. 3 years ago  
TBH I used to want B so I could get the parts and knowledge in A, but now I've realized that financial success just isn't something anyone like me is realistically able to get. 3 years ago  
In my experience: A & B are pretty close to being mutually exclusive. If you're good at A then you tend to not be good at becoming financially successful. If you're good at B then you tend to not be the kind of person who's good at A. 3 years ago  
Not for me. 3 years ago +1
People shouldn't go to jail in general. We need something slightly better than "just lock them up" to solve actual problems. 3 years ago  
True. But it's ~20% which is just slightly less than the 25% I was testing for. 3 years ago  
"differing opinions" is one thing, but the Internet is ridiculous. Furthermore It's not just about opinions. It's mostly about the fact that the web has gotten so damn complicated from a technical perspective. 3 years ago  
The technology sucked, but the people were great. Why can't we have both? :( 3 years ago  
I don't so much hate them, so much as I hate how commercialized everything on the Internet has become. What happened to the good old days when only nerds where on the Internet and It hadn't been ruined by the masses? *sigh* 3 years ago  
I don't watch tv anymore. It's obsolete. 3 years ago  
Let me clarify: you SHOULDN'T have both. You should have to pick one or the other. 3 years ago  
Who needs to bend the truth? Manipulating people with the truth is more effective than using lies. :/ 3 years ago  
Then why on earth do people a subscription fee for the cable? You can't have both. 3 years ago  
It grants you INFINITE POWER! >8D Muahahaha! 3 years ago  
It's like a regular time capsule, except instead of sending it to the future you send it to the past. 3 years ago +1
The multi-verse is the hypothetical idea that there might be more than one universe, and that all these universes might be inside on bigger multi-verse. I plan to conquer it using an army of ants. 3 years ago  
:O I never would have guessed. 3 years ago  
I SHALL RULE THE MULTI-VERSE WITH MY ARMY OF ANTS! >8D Muahahaha! 3 years ago  
That's what I WANT YOU TO THINK! >8D Muahahaha! 3 years ago  
Yes! You're headaches are the result of me CONTROLLING YOUR MIND with my masterful investment strategy of investing in whatever company I first run into! >8D Muahahaha! 3 years ago  
I want to invest ALL of my 50 cents in Scam Stocks Inc! >8D Muahahaha! 3 years ago +1
I never knew stabbing someone with a sword could be so much fun. 3 years ago  
This question is what separates the men from the turkeys. 3 years ago  
It's from the IT crowd. 3 years ago  
Yeah, I've been busy with college. 3 years ago +1
Because it's hilarious. 3 years ago +1
Big enough to fly with. 3 years ago  
Ok but remember: the next one won't be 'til 2033. Also it'll be fun to see. 3 years ago +1
That's where the kool kids are at! 8) 3 years ago  
Can the pretty girl be awful? 3 years ago +3
Also why would you care if it's animated? 3 years ago  
No. 3 years ago  
This show is awesome! :D 3 years ago  
I've joined a much better kind of army. 3 years ago  
Suing someone after he stole their money: http://articles.latimes.com/2009/apr/10/business/fi-trump10 3 years ago  
He's the most ridiculous person alive. 3 years ago  
I'll be The mad scientist. I'll build a robot army for world conquest. 3 years ago  
MY LEG! 3 years ago +1
I still can't believe A is even a thing. 3 years ago  
Everyone is negotiable if you just understand them. The reason why logic doesn't work for some people is because they don't think with logic, they think with emotions. So if you defuse those emotions, then you can reason with them. 3 years ago  
Actually it will ensure that passwords are too short. 3 years ago  
Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. 3 years ago  
Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. 3 years ago  
Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. 3 years ago  
The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting. 3 years ago +1
I did! 8D Now I shall rule the world with an army of cybernetically enhanced primates! >8D Muahahahaha! 3 years ago  
Not really. People would choose ridiculously short passwords that they can't remember. 3 years ago  
YESS!!! >8D Muahahahaha! FEAR MY GOD-LIKE PLANET-MAKING POWERS! 3 years ago  
Depends: who could use it more? 3 years ago  
I'm gonna have to disagree. 3 years ago  
I love questions like these. :) 3 years ago +2
Well then do that. It never said that you can't move around. 3 years ago  
I never said you had to sit idle. Just that you wouldn't work any more. Not all physical activity is work. 3 years ago  
Well if you prefer freedom to an actual society then maybe you should go back to living in a cave. The point of us building all of this was so that we wouldn't have to entirely fend for ourselves. We can make it a lot further united than alone. 3 years ago  
Before I've asked questions about whether we as a society should continue working after we've built robots to work for us. People rejected the idea, but I think that might be because we tend to not think things through in the long run. 3 years ago  
Nobody here is going to bother coming to me anyhow. 3 years ago  
11. :) 3 years ago  
Whoops. Looks like I got the images mixed up. The pic for A is supposed to be on B. For some reason the site won't let me change it. 3 years ago  
I would. 3 years ago  
One where we don't expect people to fend for themselves. 3 years ago  
I implied nothing. I merely want an actual society. 3 years ago  
When did I ever say that the government is organized? 3 years ago  
I try to when I can. But really I'd prefer it if we had a more organized system for this sort of thing instead of just charity. 3 years ago  
I do give it to charities whenever I can. Also bear in mind that universal health care doesn't mean that they take ALL of your money. 3 years ago  
Yes. 3 years ago  
For those of you who think it would be a better idea to own a space ship: You clearly didn't think this through. I've done the math on this. It would be better to have a utopia that would build the spaceship for you. You flat-out aren't going to be able to pilot this thing without help. Even if we're dealing with fictional tech here, that ship still took a crew to operate. 3 years ago  
Not to me. :/ 3 years ago +1
I'm going to have to disagree there. Besides even if it is robbery I'd still prefer robbery to letting people die. 3 years ago  
Why? If the government does it then there's a greater chance of success. Also bear in mind that for the most part this isn't an issue of "robbery" so much as it's an issue of increasing taxes. 3 years ago  
Survival is a bigger priority than your right to your money. If someone is literally dying and you have something they need to survive then I have no problems at all with taking that thing from you. 3 years ago  
The onion is the finest source of news in the world! /sarcasm 3 years ago  
I see not being willing to chip in for someone else's medical expenses as being kind of selfish. We're a SOCIETY, and it's time we started acting like one. 3 years ago +5
I get the feeling that there's more to this that you aren't showing us. 3 years ago  
Spirits? Screw that I wanna portal gun! 3 years ago +1
I get to post all of the witty stuff I say. 3 years ago  
I just disable flash and that kills the majority of advertisements. 3 years ago  
The rate at which energy is transferred. 3 years ago  
Just because everyone experiences A doesn't mean that it's OK. 3 years ago  
That's the spirit! 8D 3 years ago  
No I can't. But in this case the burden of proof goes to the person making the claim that ghosts exist. It's always safer to assume that something doesn't exist than to assume that it does. 3 years ago  
So this is why I haven't heard from him. :( I miss him. 3 years ago +2
Can you prove that they do exist? There's never been one credible case of a haunting, and I think we'd have more credible evidence of ghosts if they actually existed. 3 years ago  
Uranus is bigger than any planet. 3 years ago  
Dammit Timmy... 3 years ago  
God dammit Tyrone... 3 years ago +3
Ghosts aren't real. 3 years ago  
The one that I've been using to secretly control your mind. Remember: if you don't know that you're being propagandized then that means it's working. 3 years ago  
:( 3 years ago  
Remember: you can join toysoldiersunite.com to make this world a better place (by conquering it)! 3 years ago  
That means it's working! >8D Muahahaha! 3 years ago  
The tools I need to build my own little utopia made up of just me. 3 years ago  
Yes. For one MILLION dollars! >8D Muahahaha! 3 years ago  
All land belongs to ME! >8D Muahahaha! I'm going to build MY AWESOME WATER PARK of EVIL! >8D Muahahahaa! 3 years ago  
>8D MUahahahaaa! YES! OBEY MY MIND CONTROL! NAME YOUR TRASH CANS AFTER THE REALM OF ETERNAL DARKNESS! Muahahaahaaa! 3 years ago  
>8D Muahahahahaaa! 3 years ago +1
*salutes* 3 years ago +1
You gotta do what you gotta do. 3 years ago  
But seriously, you guys should join the side of evil. 3 years ago  
Yes. 3 years ago  
It will be ONCE I RULE IT! >8D Muahahaha! 3 years ago  
It seems like most people's knowledge of Science is hugely outdated info. 3 years ago  
But we'll hopefully have moved onto electric vehicles just to get around the cost of fuel, and hopefully nuclear technology will take over electricity production due to a shortage of coal. 3 years ago  
What if we didn't have a capital? What if we worked like an Ant colony and had no "leader"? 3 years ago  
Something constructed (like Lojban). 3 years ago  
Actually we've teleported a laser beam before. The problem is that a teleporter that could teleport humans would destroy you instantly and then put you back together somewhere else. 3 years ago +1
Getting some very interesting results here. 3 years ago  
Q: What was going through the passengers' heads when 9/11 happened? A: a building. 3 years ago +3
Here's a 9/11 joke: “It’s a bird!” “It’s a plane!” “It’s…. Oh sh*t, it IS a plane!” 3 years ago +6
What's with all these birds? o.o 3 years ago  
Never underestimate human ingenuity! 3 years ago  
>.> Does this have something to do with politics? 3 years ago +1
Let's not kid ourselves here: It's gonna be Superman. That's why Batman is better. 3 years ago  
Either way I'm crashing the world economy for the lolz. 3 years ago +1
Makes life more interesting. 3 years ago  
I'm sure I'll be fine. I have a rocket launcher. 3 years ago  
I've always wanted a magic wand. 3 years ago  
I don't know why you say goodbye. I say hello. 3 years ago +1
Exactly. 3 years ago  
Pffft. You're no fun. 3 years ago +5
>8D Muahahahaha! Obey me mortals! I have a giant hamster! 3 years ago  
But what about when you laugh maniacally while making your demands to society??? 3 years ago  
We live in fairly understanding world here. Most people probably won't even ask about it for fear of other people thinking they "asked a stupid question". 3 years ago  
D: Egads! I've been infected! 3 years ago  
Actually I think it would depend on who these people are. 3 years ago  
D8< Curses! I'll have my revenge tiny blue peel! *escapes with smoke bomb*. 3 years ago  
>8D Muahahahaha! I'm making my escape in this tiny blue Peel P50! 3 years ago  
Maybe. >.> 3 years ago +1
B is a great way to show off, while A doesn't attract attention and lets you feel all clever and sneaky. 3 years ago  
Yeah. As pictured in B. 3 years ago +1
>8D Muahahaha! 3 years ago  
This subliminal propaganda is brought to you by: me, Ntech! 3 years ago  
>:D Muahahahaha! 3 years ago  
The big bang didn't "create the world". It was a very early point in the history of the Universe. 4 years ago +2
Idk, I just found it when I searched "lego doomsday device". 4 years ago +1
Yep/ :D 4 years ago  
"You bury me when I'm alive, and dig me up when I'm dead, (and I also have the remote). What am I?" :3 4 years ago  
Do not obey my every command! >:) Muahahaha! 4 years ago  
Nothing's "demonic". 4 years ago  
>:D MUAHAHAHAHA! 4 years ago +1
But they look so cool! D: 4 years ago +2
Screw honour. I'm not going to pointlessly risk getting myself hurt over "honour". If you're wise enough to not want to kill something then don't. If you aren't, then don't hold back. 4 years ago  
xD 4 years ago  
Those are kind of expensive. 4 years ago  
I didn't. :/ Why do people have to be so damn stupid all the time? I mean seriously you are blatantly stereotyping me over a HAT. And you somehow don't see anything wrong with that. 4 years ago  
I'm really not understanding what you're trying to prove here. All these pictures prove that only ass-holes wear fedoras about as much as they prove that only ass-holes wear shirts 4 years ago  
That was supposed to prove what exactly? 4 years ago  
Prove to me that the guy in the "nice guy meme" is a typical fedora wearer, and not just some bs someone made up. Also, when you do I'll still be wearing my stylish hat BECAUSE IT'S A FREAKING HAT. 4 years ago  
No. 4 years ago  
>:D Muahahahaha! 4 years ago  
I know. :( I still think they look stylish though. 4 years ago  
Are you seriously stereotyping people based on hat preference? -.- 4 years ago  
No. 4 years ago  
Yes, but that has nothing to do with the fedora. 4 years ago  
One of what people? 4 years ago  
Today: exploring space. Tomorrow: colonizing it, the day after: controlling it. 4 years ago  
I think they're stylish as hell. 4 years ago  
It's true. I did. >:D Muahahahaha! 4 years ago  
D: 4 years ago  
Why is it that everyone always chooses the opposite one that I choose? 4 years ago  
Basically: you can't always just increase/decrease the size of something without it's structural stability being affected. It's been established that a creature the size of Godzilla would die because he couldn't possibly have a big enough heart to pump all his blood. 4 years ago +1
ikr!? :D 4 years ago +1
:D 4 years ago  
What I find is that it helps if you don't try to overdo it. Early on I kept trying to put a lot of effort into it and it would sound terrible. It also might help if you shake your fists at the air while doing it. 4 years ago  
Practice makes perfect! :D 4 years ago +1
You should get one. They're pretty fun to do in public. 4 years ago  
O.o 4 years ago  
I've been practising it (often in public) and I've noticed that it's kind of loud, but also pretty good. 4 years ago  
:D 4 years ago  
Not so much that I think they're scary because of it. But that I'm frightened by the idea that ANY modern nation, even one as backwards as North Korea, could not know how to build a boat. I mean seriously. It's a BOAT. It's not god damn rocket science. In fact boats are one of the oldest vehicles known to mankind. 4 years ago  
Mickie Mouse is up to something evil. And not the fun kind of evil. >.> 4 years ago  
I went through A in the fourth grade. I still don't talk to those ass-holes. 4 years ago  
I have cool steam punk welding goggles. 4 years ago  
O.o 4 years ago  
I already do A, but B doesn't sound very interesting to me. 4 years ago +3
It's because your weight is distributed evenly amongst the nails and so your not pressing very hard on any given nail. 4 years ago  
Well you have to tell SOMEONE your evil plan! You didn't spend all those hours coming up with an evil plan for TAKING OVER THE WORLD just to not show off how clever it is. 4 years ago +1
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