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Joined on January 7th, 2014 (1,995 days ago)

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The Patriots won the Super Bowl 34-28 in overtime! YAY! or COME ON! 2 years ago 64 votes 13 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Have electricity not work anymore (like in the Emberverse) or Have there be a period of time when all crimes are legal (like in the Purge) 4 years ago 110 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Which book series do you think is better? Round 1 #5 (YA section) The Shadowhunter Chronicles by Cassandra Clare or Rick Riordan's Mythological Cycle 4 years ago 83 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Which book series do you think is better? Round 1 #4 Discworld or The Legend of Drizzt Do'Urden 4 years ago 55 votes 0 comments 0 likes
Which book series do you think is better? Round 1 #3 The Vorkosigan Saga by Lois McMaster Bujold or Honor Harrington by David Weber 4 years ago 47 votes 0 comments 0 likes
Which book series do you think is better? Round 1 #2 The Cosmere by Brandon Sanderson or The Codex Alera by Jim Butcher 4 years ago 51 votes 0 comments 0 likes
Which book series do you think is better? Round 1 #1 A Song of Ice and Fire or The Dresden Files 4 years ago 74 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Should I make a tournament about books? Yes or No 4 years ago 108 votes 15 comments 0 likes
Would you rather read The Shannara series or The Wheel of Time series 4 years ago 59 votes 2 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have the voice of James Earl Jones (the voice of Darth Vader) or Arnold Schwarzenegger (the voice of the Terminator) 5 years ago 151 votes 10 comments 0 likes

Penguin44 has posted the following comments:

Penalty 2 years ago  
Pennsy 2 years ago  
Massachusetts. 2 years ago  
Tell My Father from a Civil War musical. Even if I mess up, it's feels enough he might just let me go. 2 years ago  
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. 2 years ago  
Well, unless it's platonic. 2 years ago  
No, because they're not the parents of the same people. 2 years ago  
Already have been. 2 years ago  
Definitely enough time to practice all the vocal songs I know. 2 years ago  
I'm only one year older, and the age of consent where I live is 16, so yes. 2 years ago  
Cause then he wouldn't have it and I would definitely be nicer than him. 2 years ago  
My grandfather. 2 years ago  
Spaniards are white. 2 years ago  
Milk and oranges causes a chemical reaction that tastes absolutely nasty. 2 years ago  
The sex that produces kids isn't the only type of thing we can do. 2 years ago +1
When will I no longer be pestered by you? 2 years ago  
I do not want to actually experience that scene from Worm. 2 years ago  
Entertainment, here I come! 2 years ago +1
Would look pretty damn cool wearing sunglasses all the time. 2 years ago +4
Collabs with artists would still get me noticed. 2 years ago  
Would certainly prove interesting. I would have to carefully peruse the legal code to decide which laws I wanted revoked. 2 years ago +1
San Francisco parades. Everyone's naked there. 2 years ago +1
6. 2 years ago  
I still live with Dad. 2 years ago  
My phone actually is a flip-phone. 2 years ago +1
As a joke. 2 years ago  
I would not want to stay a kid for an entire human lifetime. Give me a superpower. 3 years ago +1
Although my sister is allergic to strawberries. 3 years ago  
Abraham Lincoln: "Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?" So too will rehabilitation destroy the criminals the inmates were and make them friends of society. 3 years ago +3
I will likely always associate "Ho Hey" with a girl I almost dated. 3 years ago  
My dad doesn't have a religion. 3 years ago  
Do you know it? 3 years ago  
Isaac Asimov's Clone Song: Oh, give me a clone Of my own flesh and bone With its Y chromosome changed to X. And after it's grown, Then my own little clone Will be of the opposite sex. Clone, clone of my own, With its Y chromosome changed to X. And when I'm alone With my own little clone We will both think of nothing but sex. Oh, give me a clone, Is my sorrowful moan, A clone that is wholly my own. And if she's X-X, And the feminine sex, Oh, what fun we will have when we're prone. Clone, clone of my own, With its Y chromosome changed to X. And when I'm alone With my own little clone We will both think of nothing but sex. My heart's not of stone, As I've frequently shone When alone with my own little X. And after we've dined, I am sure we will find Better incest then Oedipus Rex. Clone, clone of my own, With its Y chromosome changed to X. And when I'm alone With my own little clone We will both think of nothing but sex. Why should such sex vex, Or disturb or perplex, Or induce a disparaging tone? After all, don't you see, Since we're both of us me, When we're having sex, I'm alone. Clone, clone of my own, With its Y chromosome changed to X. And when I'm alone With my own little clone We will both think of nothing but sex. And after I'm done She will still have her fun, For I'll clone myself twice ere I die. And this time without fail, They'll be both of them male, And they'll each ravage her by and by. Clone, clone of my own, With its Y chromosome changed to X. And when I'm alone With my own little clone We will both think of nothing but sex. 3 years ago  
That twist is actually at the end of the first. I loved the entire series, BTW. How far have you read? 3 years ago  
Seeing as how I am one... 3 years ago  
This is at least more progressive than looking down on whites who AREN'T attracted to whites. 3 years ago  
Yo mamma is so ugly, when she sticks her head out the window she gets arrested for mooning. 3 years ago  
Other people use the shower and would get mad if I peed in it. 3 years ago  
Mine won't start until Friday next week. 3 years ago  
Now that is epic. 3 years ago +1
Nickleback has a wide variety of songs I could listen to, and I actually like a couple of them. 3 years ago  
Donald Trump is here and now and has already done the deeds people hate him for. Baby Hitler would not yet have committed the crimes his future self would perform, and if I could go back and kill Hitler I could just as easily work to keep him on the light side. 3 years ago  
Firestar kills Tigerstar in the process as well. 3 years ago  
A is far more real than funny. 3 years ago  
We just had KFC for dinner 5 minutes ago. I haven't been this full in weeks. 3 years ago  
They knew the risks, and if the bad guys execute surrendering prisoners I will leak the recording to every neutral party I can find to show how evil that move was. 3 years ago  
Don't have one at all. 3 years ago  
Because B actually stands for Bisexual, not Bestialitiy. 3 years ago  
Wayne from Mistborn Adventures. 3 years ago  
I play it anyway. 3 years ago  
This question is extraordinarily easy for people only attracted to guys. 3 years ago +1
It's possible this would only make me more interested. 3 years ago  
I will 3 years ago  
Two questions below me saying "nope", I saw the thing you were talking about. Sadly, too late for me to change my answer to this. 3 years ago  
Randomly select between numerous nice options so that I don't know which one I got. 3 years ago 3 years ago 3 years ago  
Specifically, it was a good-luck symbol. 3 years ago  
There's generally WiFi where I go anyway. 3 years ago  
I knew he was a ruthless businessman who often said, "You're fired!" 3 years ago  
Not all of it, but I would give a chunk of it away. 3 years ago  
I'd still have one eye. With A I'd have no tongue at all. Plus, this way I'd be more like Odin. 3 years ago  
It would definitely make more sense than sentencing four burglars to life in prison just because one of them got in a knife fight with the owner and won with a fatal blow. However, it would be unlikely to work unless the rest of the US becomes as democratic-socialist as this prison system. 3 years ago  
Very few people actually use logic at all in politics. 3 years ago  
I can be one of the 10. 3 years ago  
If their partner is cool with it. 3 years ago +1
"In the end, nobody won except Choco, who gets more attention." 3 years ago  
His fate includes resurrection. 3 years ago  
Vader's existence is torture. 3 years ago  
I am a sophomore. 3 years ago  
Lantern rings 3 years ago  
Because of Skylar White. 3 years ago  
The true Islam, though, not Daesh's corrupted version. 3 years ago +1
If he's been doing sh*t that will get him executed by the UN and you're only asking for 2.5K to keep quiet, you're doing it wrong. 3 years ago  
Black hair, sometimes straight or curly, good singer, amazing actress, occasionally nasal voice, has a boyfriend that isn't me. 3 years ago +1
Guitar and piano. 3 years ago  
I lost the Game. 3 years ago  
Depends. Would I be fighting a lion or, like, a pygmy shrew? 3 years ago  
Cheetahs have no stamina at all. Now, if you'd put up their running ability... 3 years ago  
I've used slices of white bread as hot dog buns. 3 years ago  
It was one of the states that sided with the South during the Civil War. 3 years ago +2
Young Hitler, before he turned to the dark side. 3 years ago  
Myself a few years ago, when I cut up my toe real bad. 3 years ago  
That's racist people going trick-or-treating, not the holiday itself being racist. 3 years ago  
What's the difference between a sturdy park bench and a black man? Only one can support a family. 3 years ago +4
Precisely my nation's average. 3 years ago  
My current girlfriend and an awesome girl I have a bit of a crush on. 3 years ago  
Donald Trump is not fit to be a ruler in a world where a name derived from Islam (Mohammed) is the most popular baby's name. 3 years ago  
That low? 3 years ago  
Genitals are provably not like magnets. 3 years ago  
In that case, Macklemore is one of the world's most awesome artists. If that is his worst, think of what his best must be! 3 years ago  
So that he can be brought to justice. 3 years ago  
In the comics, they had to time-travel twice to fix the damage Ultron did. 3 years ago  
Kill Starfire, marry Supergirl, and sleep with Wonder Woman. 3 years ago  
She has a long way to go before she can match Liam Neeson. 3 years ago  
Hmm. 3 years ago  
Okay, then. I'm now dating Egwene al'Vere. 3 years ago  
I'll take the chance. 3 years ago  
Digital piracy. 3 years ago  
Is A one-time or an extended relationship? 3 years ago  
A is two related-but-different things. 3 years ago +1
One of the people I have a crush on happens to be a black girl. 3 years ago +1
I don't have a smartphone, so at least with A I'd be with someone I could talk to who does have one. 3 years ago  
Definitely a challenging choice. 3 years ago  
They're different forms of the exact same word. 3 years ago  
The Ancient Norse. 3 years ago  
The Lantern Corps vastly outnumber the Avengers. 3 years ago +2
The definition of second-world countries is literally everything that sided with Russia during the Cold War. 3 years ago +1
I'd listen to opera and some really low songs to increase my range. 3 years ago  
What's life without a little risk? 3 years ago  
More combat experience. 3 years ago +1
Give myself one first. 3 years ago  
I haven't lost anybody I love, so definitely the love. 3 years ago  
John Paul the Great. 3 years ago  
I pretended to fall asleep during a play. 3 years ago  
Orange. 3 years ago  
If Batman got prep time, Spider-Man would have gotten just as much prep time. 3 years ago  
As long as I'm the one causing it. 3 years ago +1
He's Samuel L. motherf***ing Jackson. (Also, I love the filters' reaction when I tried to post that word uncensored.) 3 years ago  
I would so love to pull this one off... 3 years ago +1
They're your parents, not mine. 3 years ago +3
All the straight girls would be falling all over for me when they realized I was actually into them and nobody else was. 3 years ago  
I'm taking the ability to access the Internet with my mind for 6 hours a day, shapeshift for 4 hours a day, make 10 people fall in love with you in my life, and see 5 years into the future. 3 years ago +1
I tried that. Didn't make it to two weeks before I had a wet dream and orgasmed during it. 3 years ago +1
Inspired by His Dark Materials? 3 years ago  
Nobody interacts with me much. 3 years ago +1
I'd be a hot badass, which is a lot more than I am currently. Plus, I've always wondered what it's like to be a girl. 3 years ago  
I would definitely love this. 3 years ago  
In B, not consenting to sex is illegal. 3 years ago +1
Jesus Christ, you are a dick. 3 years ago  
My father. 3 years ago  
"do them both" XD 3 years ago  
People have already asked so many questions. 3 years ago  
Didn't Kratos actually kill a hydra in the game? 3 years ago  
Can contest it more easily. 3 years ago  
To me, they're both by the same user. 3 years ago  
More historical value. 3 years ago  
Magic and red shells. 3 years ago +1
Red vs. Blue 3 years ago  
I will be in a few months. 3 years ago  
I shoot my zombie mom instead of my zombie grandma, I play Half-Life instead of Half-Life 2, and I am now a Great White Shark. 3 years ago +1
Nobody ever noticed my questions anyway. 3 years ago  
From what I can tell, I'd get along pretty well with her. 3 years ago  
A thick binder. 3 years ago  
Recording with Chrissy Costanza. And maybe a bit of flirting. 3 years ago  
She was actually in Frozen. 3 years ago +1
Catholicism is the biggest branch of Christianity in existence, last I checked. 3 years ago  
Is this because you believe we're living in the Matrix? 3 years ago  
The question is: do you believe that if George H.W. Bush had toppled Saddam, the events mentioned in the comments would have happened? 3 years ago +1
I rarely eat brownies as it is. 3 years ago  
Compared to this, the other option is a piece of crap. 3 years ago  
Jerry Rice, unless there's an rrrather user with my birthday. 3 years ago  
Less corrupting. 3 years ago  
It would sound like Peter Feel. Pedophile is pronounced a little like pet-a-file. 3 years ago  
The power to bring anything non-living from fiction to reality. 3 years ago  
Yes. So it's basically which incestuous pairing you would rather ship. 3 years ago  
I read so much nobody can ever believe it except my fellow bookworms. There is no way I am letting this option pass me by. 3 years ago  
Definitely would be cool. 3 years ago 3 years ago  
Superpowers, plural. One of them is going to be complete protection from all negative effects of this thing. 3 years ago  
Nice quote. 3 years ago  
I am not surprised at the votes by gender section. 3 years ago  
Wouldn't crush her. 3 years ago +1
More useful. 3 years ago  
I never manage to sleep more than 8 hours, so A. 3 years ago  
Would definitely be awesome. 3 years ago  
Too easy. Unlimited access to videogames? Sign me up! 3 years ago +1
Have a permit, but not yet a license. 3 years ago  
I've thought of too many nasty bad guys to want B. 3 years ago +1
I sometimes do more than this a day. 3 years ago  
Give somebody a few cool ideas to develop things I like. Personalities, games, fun. 3 years ago  
25. 3 years ago  
The chance to live the events in all my videogames? Awesome! 3 years ago  
Your spelling needs work. 3 years ago  
I hope this was a random pick. 3 years ago  
And it paid off! 3 years ago  
My first cousin is too much younger than me. 3 years ago  
It would definitely be amusing. 3 years ago  
I need the kind of epicness that would result in. 3 years ago  
Eight years older. 3 years ago +2
I'll take the chance. 3 years ago  
And people who take the Bible as their only law will often include everything in the OT. The passage declaring that gay sex deserves the death penalty came from the same part of the Bible as this, and yet people still condemn gay sex despite talking back to their parents. 3 years ago  
Last I checked, Arabic Christians say the word Allah when speaking of God. 3 years ago  
Look her up. 3 years ago  
Much closer to my age and also is a singer, so I could back her up and have lots of people listening to me. 3 years ago  
Less likely to bring the cops down on my head, and less likely to bring on a rash of bankruptcy. 3 years ago  
Lucky that her breasts are small and humble so I don't confuse them with mountains. 3 years ago  
Misclick. I thought this was which one did I not yet know. 3 years ago  
We wouldn't be fighting Batman this way. 3 years ago  
Allah is literally the Arabic word for God, and I already worship God. 3 years ago +2
Would be far more likely to get along with me. 3 years ago  
So I can tell when people are lying to me. 3 years ago  
Thing is, some of the laws listed in the Bible aren't really all that great. Christians know that laws that punish talking back to your father with death are a bad idea, but someone who takes the Bible as their only law book might actually enforce that law. Good in theory, horrible in practice. 3 years ago +1
Definitely more useful. 3 years ago  
Got a 115, though it was pretty hard. 3 years ago  
More uses. 3 years ago  
Not sure if I want immortality, and I can definitely think of places where these would be useful. 3 years ago  
The Shannara Chronicles and Shadowhunters. 3 years ago +1
More interesting for everybody. 3 years ago  
Remember though, just as ISIS doesn't represent Islam, the assholes do not represent this site. 3 years ago +2
Someone found a loophole. 3 years ago  
I'm around that age myself. 3 years ago  
I think it would wear two pairs of pants. 3 years ago  
I definitely want more knowledge about the past. 3 years ago +1
I don't play Adventure Capitalist. 3 years ago  
It is possible to change your mind on something. He might have even believed it was wrong then and done it anyway. 3 years ago  
B is a guy who learned his lesson. (And no, I don't know who that is.) 3 years ago  
Oops. I thought this was who was more hypocritical. 3 years ago  
Put off the book-buying for a bit in exchange for being able to buy any book I want for the rest of my life? HELL YES! 3 years ago  
And finally I get the source of this. 3 years ago  
I definitely love the questions on here. 3 years ago  
I definitely want to understand as much as possible. 3 years ago  
Thank you! 3 years ago  
Would definitely be interesting, given the nature of your questions... 3 years ago +1
The Sword of Summer can fly, is intelligent, and can turn into a necklace. 3 years ago  
Grants me incredible knowledge capabilities, gives me the ability to perform magic, and can be transformed into an object that I always carry around with me anyway. 3 years ago +1
Though I will answer the question if I have heard of the series. 3 years ago  
Me and my SO would have already discussed the conditions under which we could sleep with someone not in the relationship. My answer would depend on what we decided. 3 years ago +2
I'm pretty sure you meant to say rapper instead of raper... 3 years ago  
What if I told you that KnowYourMeme looked and couldn't find that line? 3 years ago  
The Elixir of Life generated by the Philosopher's Stone, the super-Elixir the 39 Clues lead to... 3 years ago  
And now you add being the resident Pungeon Master to the list of reasons why I like you. 3 years ago  
Pair the smart ones! 3 years ago  
Because I haven't been there in a while. 3 years ago +1
The law does not criminalize the offense if it was accidental, but repeatedly and intentionally calling a person by the wrong pronoun just to insult them is a fine-worthy offense. 3 years ago  
0 would be super-gay. 3 years ago  
I definitely want the replication. 3 years ago +2
Less dangerous.\ 3 years ago  
Depends on which period of time you're talking about. 3 years ago  
That picture for A is definitely good, though. 3 years ago  
Go on more dates. 3 years ago  
Depends on what kind of alien. 3 years ago  
Less permanent and more entertaining. 3 years ago +1
They didn't. And since the first two Force Unleashed games are not in the new canon, there will never be a third. 3 years ago  
I'd have a better connection. 3 years ago  
Resurrect people who had extremely personal reasons for their killings so they won't just go on a murder spree; instead, they'll only pull out the gun when they get cheated on or things like that. 3 years ago  
I usually use this site for answering questions. 3 years ago  
Yeah, let the gays join in! 3 years ago  
She's not crazy as hell. If Azula eventually gets redeemed, I might change my opinion. 3 years ago  
I can deal with that. 3 years ago  
Where does this come from?' 3 years ago  
Even if the line wasn't from the original movie. 3 years ago  
Never gonna make you cry 3 years ago  
I moved up to the next tier in World of Warcraft. 3 years ago  
Less potential for abuse. 3 years ago  
Nice to see these questions are back. 3 years ago  
I definitely want to know more about how the author envisioned these characters. 3 years ago  
Interesting perspective. 3 years ago +1
Dark green 3 years ago  
Because this means there's a chance for humanity's survival. I'll take emily14 and her squad. 3 years ago  
Unsure. 3 years ago  
The choice is easy for people not attracted to girls. 3 years ago  
I don't need all that drama. 3 years ago +1
Oops, I forgot about condoms. They might not protect against all STDs, but they do protect against HIV. 3 years ago  
Bullsh*t to both of them. 3 years ago  
Find out the truth about so much... 3 years ago +2
Much more useful. 3 years ago  
Only barely. 3 years ago  
This would let me identify so much about people... 3 years ago +1
I think Sunni makes more sense than Shia. 3 years ago  
I'd love to turn myself into a superhero or a dragon. 3 years ago +2
Red is my own age. 3 years ago  
Lincoln. He said that the only reason he could possibly not completely repeal slavery would be if doing so destroyed this country beyond repair. 3 years ago  
Minos is in no way a hero. 3 years ago +1
Unlike our culture, Greeks believed that it was far worse to deliberately slay a child than it was to leave the child in a position where they would almost certainly be killed. 3 years ago  
I am insatiably curious. 3 years ago  
The Death Note defaults to cardiac arrest if the death listed would kill others. 3 years ago  
Still infinitely more nice than my current travel options 3 years ago  
She's renounced her stupid ways. 3 years ago +1
Definitely better than the endless repetition of the dragon question. 3 years ago +2
I'd have to be cautious, though; I'd LOOK like a pedophile, with this option. 3 years ago  
I'll take the chance that we can both get out of this. 3 years ago  
I'd be a billionare with this option. 3 years ago  
B is more of an actual catchphrase, A is just a famous quote. 3 years ago  
If Captain America's not on my side, I'm likely doing something wrong. 3 years ago  
Reason #1: I don't want anyone to replace Steve. Reason #2: Spider-Man has a lot of useful powers, including danger sense. 3 years ago  
There is a button called "new tab" that can be accessed without right-clicking (or alt-clicking, as it is on chromebooks/macbooks) 3 years ago  
Nice! 3 years ago  
How do you accidentally rape anyone? 3 years ago  
Nobody who hates me knows where I live, and I could download whatever the hell I wanted without penalty. 3 years ago  
Wrong choice when I saw that B gives the relevant powers. 3 years ago  
I'll take the superpowers. 3 years ago  
Apparently a bunch of lesbians answered this question. 3 years ago  
I definitely want to learn more about how they're doing the Infinity Stones. 3 years ago  
I lost The Game. 3 years ago  
I don't play Clash of Clans. 3 years ago  
B/c Shannon Foraker from David Weber's books. 3 years ago  
Kiera is the female form. 3 years ago  
That particular spelling is something I've only seen on a girl; the guy spelled it Renie. 3 years ago  
Joseph. 3 years ago  
I would so love this, especially if it's World of Warcraft. 3 years ago  
I could definitely convince my dad this would be a good idea, and there's no rule that the movies have to be long, now is there? 3 years ago  
Talisman and Orcs Must Die. 3 years ago  
If everyone else is naked, I'll strip off and join them. 3 years ago +3
Use it to enhance my music. 3 years ago  
Someone go ahead and invent a uterine replicator so this question no longer is an issue. 3 years ago  
With A, I could watch people type things down and steal their passwords. Among other things... 3 years ago  
Would definitely help me do a whole lot more reading. 3 years ago +3
Slam the window in his face and close the blinds. 3 years ago  
I definitely need an iPhone. 3 years ago  
Weed is illegal in my location, and I don't want to get arrested. 3 years ago  
Most of the states have established laws forcing electors to go with the popular vote in that state. 3 years ago  
Magic ex Libris by Jim C. Hines. The entire world is a bookworm's dream. 3 years ago +1
This would be incredibly powerful. 3 years ago  
In my bed, asleep. 3 years ago  
I think their opinion is that if they're going to be raped, it might as well be good (as it would be if they picked A). 3 years ago  
Is iTunes radio even free? 3 years ago  
He was played by Christopher Lee. 3 years ago  
I have no SO. 3 years ago +1
A particular superpower that allows me to generate various items if I have the book they come from. 3 years ago  
More room for text. 3 years ago  
What does that have to do with anything? 3 years ago  
How did you even do that? 3 years ago  
iPads have the apps I want. 3 years ago  
A is both of them being forced to have sex. 3 years ago  
At least she isn't getting raped too. 3 years ago +1
Canada almost became part of the US during the Revolutionary War. 3 years ago +1
Thank you! 3 years ago  
It would inspire me to work out more, and I do care about my grades. Plus, I'd probably be more open about asking people out. 3 years ago  
This would be more informative, and I'd be able to score a date out of it. 3 years ago  
People know about Sasuke more because his life sucks more. I'll take Naruto. 3 years ago  
Note: you can be B by being A. 3 years ago  
Libriomancy, allomancy, feruchemy, channeling, invincibility, teleportation, intangibility, immortality, dimensional travel, healing factor, omniscience (that's what I was able to type up in a one-minute period). With those capabilities, I would be able to hide in a completely different universe where the bounty does not exist, and omniscience would alert me if bounty hunters were closing in. With my Feruchemy and Allomancy, I would also be capable of making myself extremely lucky so that they wouldn't be able to find me. 3 years ago  
I think of a person who commented on the Internet about a threesome she'd had. 3 years ago  
I generally don't get very many notifications. 3 years ago +1
Gaming and good grades. I can still have a girlfriend without marrying her. 3 years ago  
Because a private citizen did this as a joke, though it is a little hilarious in hindsight. 3 years ago  
The power to produce magical items out of books. 3 years ago +1
The Wheel of Time. "There are no beginnings or endings to the Wheel of Time." 3 years ago  
The money wouldn't be as useful as the boost to my self-esteem. 3 years ago  
They take down peoples' posts without checking to see if it was really theft or not. 3 years ago  
I've never found a reason to tell them. 3 years ago  
Not to mention being Batman. 3 years ago  
A was also in Star Wars and Thor, which are the only movies she's in that I've seen. 3 years ago  
Why isn't he my still-living grandfather? 3 years ago  
His Magic ex Libris series is based around the premise that a secret society using this power has existed for 500 years. 3 years ago  
I know more about math. 3 years ago  
I would so love A, but I already have B... :( 3 years ago  
I wish for a supernatural power called libriomancy by Jim C. Hines. This power allows me to produce anything from a book. 3 years ago +1
Kids can still reproduce, no matter how shocking it would be to our sensibilities. If there are no kids at all, society would die out real quick. 3 years ago +1
Too many of the population of North Korea are the oppressed rather than the oppressors. Also, where's the source pic for A from? 3 years ago  
More 100% attempts? Still, this would be a harder choice for gay people. 3 years ago  
Free them and leave them still loyal to me. Plus, they'd be useful for a lot more things than just sex (backup singers, housecleaners, opinion sounders, etc.) 3 years ago  
Less embarrassing. 3 years ago  
I'm going to be old enough by then. 3 years ago  
Apollo is literally my favorite Greek god. 3 years ago  
Just like Percy Jackson! 3 years ago  
They increase instead of decrease. 3 years ago  
Making the decision itself isn't immoral, though it does make it easier for your chosen leader to do immoral actions. 3 years ago  
It would be an interesting day. And, assuming the last bit was legal, I'd definitely try some. 3 years ago  
The biggest difference involves more men in high-paying jobs. 3 years ago  
People are underestimating how powerful this might be. Like, what if you meet the President and a lot of congressmen on their campaigns? Or what if you wanted to sleep with a celebrity? 3 years ago +1
Definitely entertaining. 3 years ago  
I definitely need a different weight. 3 years ago  
In that case, I'd pick the other option. 3 years ago  
Of course, sometimes I pick the wrong choice by mistake. 3 years ago +1
Any item I can think of that isn't alive? Let's start with something that makes me incredibly attractive and move on from there. 3 years ago  
More effective, and if done properly is more like subtle brainwashing. 3 years ago +1
Computer passwords being included makes this incredibly OP in today's world. 3 years ago  
Download copyrighted material. As much as I possibly could. 3 years ago  
Knowing personalities would definitely help. 3 years ago  
William. 3 years ago  
I so need this. 3 years ago  
From which 'verse? 3 years ago  
Less likely to get me branded a pervert. 3 years ago +2
The mind game. BTW, I lost the Game 3 years ago  
YES! 3 years ago  
Cool! 3 years ago  
You can thank Reddit for that knowledge. 3 years ago  
Depends on what type, but probably. 3 years ago +1
B would kill me, A I could survive. 3 years ago +1
Multitasking would be much easier with this. 3 years ago  
Depends unbelievably so on context. 3 years ago  
Might be cool. 3 years ago  
Putin will have to legally relinquish power eventually, though he'll probably ensure one of his cronies gets the top spot and puts him as an advisor. 3 years ago +1
They wouldn't be able to use it without hurting themselves. 3 years ago  
Unbelievably awesome, plus I'd wind up killing myself with B. 3 years ago +1
I would love something like this. 3 years ago  
That would be awesome! 3 years ago +2
Could be interesting to know what people think about me. 3 years ago +2
Ow, I didn't read the description. 3 years ago  
That was so bad I LOLed. 3 years ago  
I definitely need this ability. 3 years ago  
Whenever, wherever, we're meant to be together 3 years ago  
Few people would see this coming, so it would make a good opener. 3 years ago +1
Um, if they think MINECRAFT is too violent, why do they live so near a war zone? 3 years ago +2
At an age where I look old enough to buy drinks, but young enough I'm still really attractive. 3 years ago  
The music video is just badass. 3 years ago  
I definitely need this. 3 years ago +1
If, in the chosen world, some people have supernatural abilities and some do not, what powers might I have? 3 years ago  
I'd definitely learn more about yourself. 3 years ago  
Things would definitely be interesting here. 3 years ago  
This would be nice. 3 years ago  
// 3 years ago  
Not often that I recognize both songs in these lists. 3 years ago  
Depends on whether or not A gives you powers related to that animal, like in the Spirit Animals series. 3 years ago  
Just when no one is around. 3 years ago  
One of the many apps an iPad can have is a Kindle app. 3 years ago  
How often would I have to do it to reach maximum effectiveness? 3 years ago  
This would be incredibly helpful. 3 years ago  
You haven't said it differently yet. 3 years ago  
I haven't seen either yet. 3 years ago  
More useful for me. 3 years ago  
This might be entertaining. 3 years ago  
I can still get rich and have love and sex. 3 years ago  
I'd get more enjoyment out of it. Not to mention all the Wheel of Time jokes I could make. 3 years ago +2
This would definitely be useful. Especially on hiking trips. 3 years ago  
YES! 3 years ago  
I don't think killing Hitler would make enough things better. 3 years ago  
Use it sparingly and your options are as endless as your purse. 3 years ago  
There would be so many things I could do with this. 3 years ago +1
I'd rather endure a lot of pain than be broke 3 years ago  
I've had some fun with it. 3 years ago  
Another 100% attempt? 3 years ago +3
Coke, Spirte, Red, Fire, Day, McDonald's, XBox, Apple Juice, Summer, Hot, Freddy Krueger, Mortal Kombat, Chocolate, Eminem, Cats, Snow, Spoon, The Simpsons, Brunette, Salt, Skittles, Shower, Fantasy, Drama, Boobs, Marvel, Yellow, Rock, Down, Left, Mexican, Tiger, Star Wars 3 years ago  
Nothing, I'm unemployed. 3 years ago  
The mother, you mean. 3 years ago  
Mad World. 3 years ago  
Most powers are actually combinations of other powers, but this particular ability could be very helpful. 3 years ago  
Considered it while I was awake, but never had a dream about it. 3 years ago +1
I had to memorize songs that had the capitals of numerous countries in them in school. I still remember the songs. 3 years ago  
I had to look them up, but I'm definitely picking Burma. 3 years ago +1
Elsa doesn't have a tough boyfriend I'd be stealing her away from. 3 years ago  
I'd still be bi/pan/whatever I am 3 years ago  
They have a wide variety of songs, and it's for less time. 3 years ago  
I may support gay marriage, but the logic they used to rationalize it was incredibly shaky and there were much better options they could have used to justify it. 3 years ago  
Several times. I've used Onimi from Star Wars: New Jedi Order, Odiana from Codex Alera, and Marcus Wright from Terminator: Salvation in beating Akinator. 4 years ago  
The mixtape might be useful, and there's the hope that there's pizza in the box. 4 years ago  
Will there be any mention of President Alexander Luthor? 4 years ago  
I am not like her father, so he'd probably not mind too much. 4 years ago  
Was A inspired by this article? 4 years ago  
Kill Lacroix, marry Watson, sleep with Swift 4 years ago +2
I've done this already. The answer he gave me was, "Non' ya damn business." Every time I've seen him since I calle him Mr. Non' ya D. Business." 4 years ago +3
Haven't seen any of these in a while. 4 years ago  
Years of experience. 4 years ago  
Why did you use a blond pic in a brunette tournament for B? 4 years ago +4
If I pick B, is that the only money I can ever earn or can I also get money from other sources? 4 years ago  
Draco Malfoy would have been a very good fit for B. 4 years ago  
Wouldn't mind eating a heroine. 4 years ago  
Time-twisting abilities. 4 years ago +1
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