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Is your opinion of rrrather, as a site... Positive or Negative 4 years ago 232 votes 57 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Always state the obvious or Always state things that make no sense 4 years ago 189 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play a game that is Cute and innocent to an extreme degree or Violent and gory to an extreme degree 4 years ago 191 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Take an extremely close-up picture of your hand or Take a picture partially showing the shadow of your foot 4 years ago 122 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Which is a better story premise? To save room on a spaceship which will take many decades to reach its destination, the original population of the ship is all women, with children to be produced by artificial insemination. The first “in-space” generation grows up in a society controlled by women. or The passengers on a generation spaceship begin to doubt the new planet will ever be reached, and decide bringing new children into the situation would be cruel. The soldiers running the ship decide that, if the passengers won’t reproduce by choice, they will have to be forced. 4 years ago 119 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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The Earth is invaded by aliens, who succeed in toppling civilization as we know it. Would you rather the aliens be Mindless but organized hive-mind creatures that destroy all civilization on the planet and kill the majority of the population. The Earth is left a wasteland. Most of the aliens move on to ravage other worlds, but many remain to prey on what is left of the human race. or Hyper-intelligent beings that release undetectable neural parasites into the atmosphere. Any infected will serve them unquestioningly, which almost everyone has been. They would then move in and peacefully rule over mankind, though killing any who they discover to have free will. 4 years ago 139 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Giant lizards replace horses as the historical riding animal or Tiny deer replace dogs as the most common household pet 4 years ago 176 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which extinct animal would you rather bring back? Titanoboa cerrejonensis (The largest snake in history. Grows to lengths of anywhere between forty and fifty feet. Weighed in at 2,500 pounds.) or Argentavis magnificens (The largest flying bird in history. Has a wingspan between nineteen and twenty-six feet. It is believed that it could swallow cattle whole.) 4 years ago 180 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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You and your friend are in a criminal gang. One day, you are both arrested and imprisoned. You are both in solitary confinement with no means of communicating with each other. The police admit they don't have enough evidence to convict you both on the principal charge. They plan to sentence you both to a year in prison on a lesser charge. Simultaneously, the police offer each of you a deal with the Devil of sorts. You are both given the opportunity either to betray the other, by testifying that the other committed the crime, or to cooperate with the other by remaining silent. Would you rather Betray your friend (If your friend also betrays you, you both serve 2 years in prison. If your friend remains silent, you will be set free and he will serve 3 years in prison.) or Remain loyal to your friend (If your friend also remains silent, both of you will serve only 1 year in prison. If your friend betrays you, he will go free and you will serve 3 years.) 4 years ago 132 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in A world with no civilization at all or A world entirely composed of one city that you can never leave 4 years ago 152 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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You are caught in an avalanche, and are trapped under a large mass of rock and ice. Your arm is trapped under the ice, and it is holding a knife. Your schlong is also trapped and stuck, leaving you immobile. A rescue helicopter circles overhead, looking for you. It will take one hour to locate and rescue you. However, with you is a very horny silverback gorilla. Would you rather Be raped by the silverback gorilla for an hour until the rescue helicopter finds you. or Wiggle your arm free and cut your schlong off with the knife. You will be able to fight off the gorilla. 5 years ago 369 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Who was a better villain? Amon (The Legend of Korra) or Fire Lord Ozai (The Last Airbender) 5 years ago 146 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather address all women as "Bee-yotch" for the rest of your life or address all men as "My Liege" for the rest of your life 5 years ago 202 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather See a horrible movie with a (real or hypothetical) loved one or See an awesome movie alone 5 years ago 248 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have sex with the 4 out of 5 dentists that recommend Trident sugarless gum or The 5th dissenting dentist 5 years ago 157 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you lose an inch of height to gain two inches of length? Yes or No 5 years ago 246 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Only be able to express your feelings by bursting into Broadway-style song and dance or Only by using PowerPoint presentations complete with charts and graphs 5 years ago 176 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have orange Jell-O phlegm or Have glittered sweat 5 years ago 166 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get sacked by Warren Sapp or get "sacked" by Warren Sapp 5 years ago 129 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather read A horrible book that is very popular and well-known or An alright book that is obscure and almost unknown 5 years ago 192 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Every story should have a villain. True or False 5 years ago 162 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play Risk: The Walking Dead Edition or Risk: The Lord of the Rings Trilogy Edition 5 years ago 201 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Keep Clam 11 This One or This One 5 years ago 95 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which internet pairing is weirder? Shrek/Shadow the Hedgehog or Pikachu/Creeper 5 years ago 262 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Have you found the hidden middle finger in my profile? Yes or No 5 years ago 110 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Liberty or Safety 5 years ago 121 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a society where Women are in charge, the men are taught from infancy that having opinions or trying to make your own decisions is “effeminate” and “girly” or Humans are born neuter but pick their gender in college, like a major. 5 years ago 187 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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How perverted are you on a scale of 1-10? 1-5 or 6-10 5 years ago 174 votes 60 comments 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82354/1048576) JOINT or FIXING 5 years ago 93 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82353/1048576) LYING or POST 5 years ago 92 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82352/1048576) SERVICE or PLANETS 5 years ago 99 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82351/1048576) ATTACK or AT 5 years ago 88 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82350/1048576) EXPENSE or DECADES 5 years ago 72 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82349/1048576) BUTTER or DATABASE 5 years ago 78 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82348/1048576) STEPS or OPTIMUS PRIME 5 years ago 108 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82347/1048576) METHODS or TEETH 5 years ago 88 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82346/1048576) ROADS or MOTION 5 years ago 86 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82345/1048576) DISTRIBUTION or GARBAGE 5 years ago 81 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82344/1048576) COMPONENTS or RECEIVING 5 years ago 76 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82343/1048576) CYCLES or RUNNING 5 years ago 77 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82342/1048576) HERE or PHYSICAL 5 years ago 79 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82341/1048576) SEASONS or RULES 5 years ago 76 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which alignment chart do you prefer? Samuel L. Jackson Alignment Chart or Gary Oldman Alignment Chart 5 years ago 117 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which alignment chart do you prefer? Pixar Alignment Chart or Harry Potter Alignment Chart 5 years ago 280 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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If you were writing a story, would you rather write it in First person or Third person 5 years ago 136 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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You now live in a dystopian society. A totalitarian bureaucracy has absolute control over everything and everyone. Which social class would you rather be? The politically ignorant and apathetic citizens who make up the majority of the population. They breed in wretched hives with almost no technology, education, or luxury. The government doesn't care about you, and uses their perpetual war as an excuse for the overall crappiness of society. or The upper-class bureaucrats. Sex is banned, except for procreation. You get luxury and education, but your private life is watched constantly by the government. If they think that even a look on your face is suspicious, they will capture and torture you until you decide to be completely obedient. 5 years ago 168 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather choose (#6) VS Pink tank with harlots or Leopard tank with long black cylinder 5 years ago 102 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which better describes you? Youthful and idealistic or Experienced and cynical 5 years ago 120 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Who would make a better couple? Guest from Arkansas and pinksparkles or noahm and KayLuvsWuR 5 years ago 92 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have.. Half-Fertilized Boiled Duck Egg With A Little Salt And The Fetus Still Intact or Live Raw Cobra Heart Along With A Cobra Blood Chaser 5 years ago 87 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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While taking a test, you notice two true/false questions that are the exact opposite of one another. This means that if you mark one true, the other would have to be false, and vice versa. Problem is, you didn't study that much, and you have no idea what the answer could possibly be. Would you rather Mark both of them true or both of them false. You are guaranteed to get one of them right, but are also guaranteed to get one of them wrong. or Mark one true and one false. You will either get both of them right or both of them wrong, but have no idea which. 5 years ago 117 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do you like spooning? Yes or No 5 years ago 146 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82340/1048576) SEX or RUBBER DUCKY 5 years ago 131 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82339/1048576) CALM or SURGEON 5 years ago 106 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82338/1048576) STORM or WAR 5 years ago 113 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82337/1048576) GONDOLA or FISH 5 years ago 94 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82336/1048576) WIG or PIMPLE 5 years ago 109 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82335/1048576) PINCERS or ESCAPE 5 years ago 104 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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BEST THING EVER TOURNAMENT ROUND 28 DIVISION 4 SQUADRON 567B (82334/1048576) ANT or CRACKER 5 years ago 102 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which celeb couple do you prefer? Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun or Charles Manson and Rosalie Jean Willis 5 years ago 168 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Always take everything seriously or Never take anything seriously 5 years ago 122 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which duo do you prefer? Spongebob and Patrick or Finn and Jake 5 years ago 145 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather give someone A pat on the back or A pat on the head 5 years ago 140 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Speak as if you were always out of breath or Speak in Autotune 5 years ago 129 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which "WOW facts of Life" fact is more interesting to you Anne Frank was a Belieber. or "EKANS" spelled backwards is "ARBOK". 5 years ago 118 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Which "WOW facts of Life" fact is more interesting to you Unicorns were once real animals (scientific name: Equus cornibus). They were hunted to extinction for their valuable horns, and went extinct around 400 A.D. or The planet Earth is now tilted on its axis due to the weight of two billion Chinese. 5 years ago 123 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Which "WOW facts of Life" fact is more interesting to you Dragonflies are the most venomous insects in the world. A baby dragonfly has enough venom to kill 3 adult males (or 4.25 adult females). or Wolf spiders work together to make large, sprawling webs. These webs are very strong and are capable of ensnaring a small human child. 5 years ago 151 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Which Garry's Mod map is better? gm_bigcity or gm_excess_construct 5 years ago 115 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Who would you rather be given the job of protecting the world? The Avatar or Captain Planet 5 years ago 133 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather marry A depraved pervert who cares about nothing but sex, wants nothing from you or to do with you but sex, and all they think or talk about is sex or A haughty celibate who is disgusted by the very idea of sex, looks down on anyone who enjoys sexual pleasure, and is greatly offended whenever sex is mentioned 5 years ago 123 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Fill out this personality chart or Not 5 years ago 117 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather read The Missing Piece or A Giraffe and a Half 5 years ago 102 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which story idea is better? A gifted writer creates a best-selling novel called The Saddest Story. Anyone unlucky enough to read it commits suicide. or Earth’s communications satellites begin picking up an alien television station. The new programming is so spellbinding that people never leave their living rooms. Starvation becomes epidemic. 5 years ago 253 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Urophagia - compulsive drinking of urine (your own or others') or Hyalophagia - compulsive eating of glass 5 years ago 125 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Fall asleep on a camel or Decorate a bus 5 years ago 137 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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If you were a god, would you rather Work alone or Join a Pantheon 5 years ago 120 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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If you were a god, would you rather be Good/Neutral or Evil/Chaotic 5 years ago 142 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get Bull semen hair treatment or Placenta wrinkle cream 5 years ago 87 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which do you prefer? Yin (feminine, night, cold, passive, mysterious, water, darkness, earth) or Yang (masculine, day, hot, active, direct, fire, light, heaven) 5 years ago 156 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you marry/be a Betty or a Veronica 5 years ago 116 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather only be able to use Bing or Ask.com 5 years ago 116 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather read Divine Comedy or Paradise Lost 5 years ago 83 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which historical couple is better? Nero and Sporus or The Bunkers and the Yateses 5 years ago 84 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which Malcolm do you prefer? This Malcolm or This Malcolm 5 years ago 116 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which Scout do you prefer? This Scout or This Scout 5 years ago 119 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get around by hovercraft or Get around by pterodactyl 5 years ago 139 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in the daydreams of a 6-year old or Live in the daydreams of a 40-year old 5 years ago 322 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which comparison is more accurate? Miley Cyrus and this giraffe or Miley Cyrus and Patrick Star 5 years ago 142 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which superhero team should get their own movie? The Civic-Minded Five or The Super Globetrotters 5 years ago 91 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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You are the creator of a show, and you learn that the show is being cancelled after only one season. The show is on the last episode of its first and likely only season. Would you rather Make the last episode like you originally intended to. It would end on a bit of a cliffhanger, but things would be all set in place if the show were rebooted. or Change the episode, doing some things you intended for later seasons and making sure to tie everything together, though not in the way you would have preferred. It would have a better sense of closure, but if it were continued, it would be very hard not to screw it up. 5 years ago 155 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather a story's villain be Human or Nonhuman 5 years ago 127 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which D&D creature would you rather have as a pet? Campestri or Duckbunny 5 years ago 118 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be crushed to death by a ton of bricks or Be crushed to death by a ton of pillows 5 years ago 121 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which Greek myth do you prefer? Odysseus and the Odyssey or Jason and the Golden Fleece 5 years ago 84 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which nation would you rather live in? The Empire of Justinian I the Great (Inoffensive Centrist Democracy) or The Principality of Capitollino (Father Knows Best State) 5 years ago 67 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which nation would you rather live in? The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti or The Sultanate of Corax-4098 5 years ago 66 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get a free rrrather sticker or Not get a free rrrather sticker 5 years ago 104 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Who is a better archer? Katniss Everdeen or Legolas 5 years ago 236 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch A very good show that can be watched and understood by almost everyone or A very good, smartly written show that requires intelligence on the subject to fully enjoy 5 years ago 163 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Always have a popcorn kernel stuck in your throat or Have Cheeto-fingers forever 5 years ago 133 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which museum would you rather visit? Icelandic Phallological Museum or Mütter Museum 5 years ago 97 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Which concept would you rather worship? Science or Nature 5 years ago 142 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who is a better character? Uncle Ruckus or A Pimp Named Slickback 5 years ago 89 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather a story's hero be Good and purehearted, but uninteresting and simplistic or A morally ambiguous but complex and interesting anti-hero 5 years ago 125 votes 42 comments 0 likes
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Which "meme" died out quicker? The Harlem Shake or Kony 2012 5 years ago 135 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which is a better unsolved mystery? The Babushka Lady or Jack the Ripper 5 years ago 106 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which anime subtitles are funnier? I think Sherlock's on to something... or I'm fine, I just slipped in all this ketchup. 5 years ago 105 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Maintain order or Sow chaos 5 years ago 123 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Do you pay attention to sports? Yes or No 5 years ago 152 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Star Trek Into Darkness or Life of Pi 5 years ago 160 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs or Kung Fu Panda 5 years ago 102 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch The Dark Knight Rises or Django Unchained 5 years ago 127 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Frankenweenie or ParaNorman 5 years ago 186 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which internet commenter is more annoying? The Non-Believer - Takes it upon himself to call "fake" on pretty much any video where anything remotely remarkable happens. They live to feel smarter than anyone else in the room and generally suck all the wonder out of the world. or The Macho Man - Commonly found on fight videos, he is quick to remind us what a badass he is in the real world. He often makes physical threats, and doesn't realize that you can't punch people over an internet connection. 5 years ago 206 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which race would you rather be? Elf or Man 5 years ago 173 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Which race would you rather be? Hobbit or Dwarf 5 years ago 138 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which Lord of the Rings character would win in a fight? Gandalf or Saruman 5 years ago 110 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather read something Idealistic or Nihilistic 5 years ago 106 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a lover who was Spirited and emotional or Calm and assured 5 years ago 121 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which adjective better describes you? Confident or Diffident 5 years ago 114 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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It's helens' birthday!!!! Which cake would you rather get her????? This cake or This cake 5 years ago 104 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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It's helens' birthday!!!! Which cake would you rather get her???? This cake or This cake 5 years ago 94 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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It's helens' birthday!!!! Which cake would you rather get her??? This cake or This cake 5 years ago 90 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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It's helens' birthday!!! Which cake would you rather get her???? This cake or This cake 5 years ago 79 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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It's helens' birthday!!! Which cake would you rather get her??? This cake or This cake 5 years ago 99 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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It's helens' birthday!!! Which cake would you rather get her?? This cake or This cake 5 years ago 82 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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It's helens' birthday!! Which cake would you rather get her??? This cake or This cake 5 years ago 100 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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It's helens' birthday!! Which cake would you rather get her?? This cake or This cake 5 years ago 82 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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It's helens' birthday!! Which cake would you rather get her? This cake or This cake 5 years ago 92 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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It's helens' birthday! Which cake would you rather get her?? This cake or This cake 5 years ago 77 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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It's helens' birthday! Which cake would you rather get her? This cake or This cake 5 years ago 132 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What is your opinion on twerking? It's sexy or It's disgusting 5 years ago 121 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which movie would you rather see? Blue Caprice or Wadjda 5 years ago 77 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which god is cooler? Yog-Sothoth - Lovecraftian god of time and space. Knows everything and sees everything. Is supposedly locked outside of the universe that we inhabit. Takes the form of a giant mass of glowing bubbles. or Azathoth - Lovecraftian god who created the universe. Sits at the center of infinity, and is a destructive being with no sentience. Takes the form of a giant "nuclear chaos", and is attended to by monstrous servitors whose fluting lulls him. 5 years ago 85 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which god is cooler? Ishtar - Babylonian goddess of both love and war. Has many affairs with both gods and mortals, but is a very fickle lover and often kills her exes. As a sex goddess, when she goes to the Underworld to get back her husband (who she killed), all sexual activity ceases. or Nergal - Babylonian god of the underworld. Rules over all dead things and is often portrayed as a lion. Unlike most gods of death, Nergal is portrayed as a fiery, evil god of destruction and war. 5 years ago 180 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get ahead in life using your Mind or Looks 5 years ago 183 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather date Tiger Woods or T-Pain 5 years ago 93 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to inflate your breasts or Be able to deflate your stomach 5 years ago 152 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who would you rather have as your prison cellmate? Paris Hilton or Martha Stewart 5 years ago 143 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you become a vegan for a year for a threesome with Natalie Portman and Zooey Deschanel? Yes or No 5 years ago 193 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Phenenas has posted the following comments:

It's a girlfriend. Hehehehe. 4 years ago  
A lot of people tell me that, actually. I can't imagine why. 4 years ago +1
Well, excuse me, princess! I'm quite cheerful at the moment! You don't need exclamation marks to be happy! 4 years ago +1
I'm not leaving for any depression or teenage angst-related reasons. I just don't like what rrrather has become. It's a well-made site, but it's not for me anymore. Besides, I have something better to do with my life for once. 4 years ago  
Thanks a lot! 4 years ago  
Well, if you insist....http://imgur.com/EGUoG1W 4 years ago +2
Yeah, you probably don't want to know. 4 years ago +1
Very well. Since I'm about to leave, then at long last, I might as well post a pic of myself. No trolls, no lies, no deception. I'm above all that now. Here you go, a genuine picture of the guy behind the freaky eyeball avatar: http://imgur.com/XxiMOt1 4 years ago +2
Auf Wiedersehen. 4 years ago  
Pffffffffft, hahahahaha. Good one, buddy! You almost...got me there for a second... 4 years ago +1
Thanks, sir. I respected how you could be so kind and well-liked by everyone, since I never bothered with that. And you, too, are intelligent, which is an anomaly on rrrather. 4 years ago +1
Bye, old buddy. You were one of my favorite users. 4 years ago +1
You can't expect me to quit without saying anything. You aren't that lucky. 4 years ago +3
I'll miss you guys too. Some of you. And you're one of them. 4 years ago +3
An era of peace and enlightenment, an era without annoying trolls like myself. 4 years ago +2
Yup. Like I said, sorry if I was ever a jerk to you. 4 years ago  
Um...Vinegar? 4 years ago +5
J.R.R. Tolkien and George Orwell. Veronica Roth sucks monkey turds, just saying. So naturally, you guys would be a fan of her. 4 years ago +3
Wait, is it really called an "Irritator"? 4 years ago  
Amen, sir. 4 years ago  
I don't give a damn about soccer...but damn, dat bum. 4 years ago +1
Don't you just love biased questions? Okay, first of all, don't say "the question" twice. That is just redundant. Using "it" the second time will suffice. Also, A is a run-on sentence. Don't use more than one "and"; it makes you look like a blabbering nutjob. Use this magical thing called a comma, like so: "Go with the flow and answer the question, possibly commenting about it.". Like dragah pointed out, "nazi" needs to be capitalized. Furthermore, use periods at the end of your statement. While it is acceptable not to use them in answers consisting of only a few words, you cannot simply end one sentence with a period and leave another one hanging. It makes you look stupid, son. There should be a comma after the first "you" in B, too. There is more to grammar than simple spelling. 4 years ago +2
No one is cool enough to use that in everyday life. Only Gary. 4 years ago  
Smell ya later! 4 years ago +1
Very good question, actually. Serena/Calem is cool, but that douchebag is so much more satisfying to beat. 4 years ago +2
I've already found A, so "let go" of THIS! *throws rotten egg at this question* 4 years ago +1
reality.exe has stopped working. 4 years ago +1
Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). [[I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major f*cking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and RED EYE SHADOW. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. 4 years ago +4
I do, buddy...I do. 4 years ago  
Okay, somebody already trolled and messed up the 100%. Phew. 4 years ago +3
And very humble, too. 4 years ago +4
If I can find a girl that I love, then so can you, buddy! 4 years ago  
I did, but not anymore. 4 years ago  
I could say that for just about every question on rrrather. 4 years ago +2
Can I let my family member die instead? 4 years ago +3
That's RACIST! 4 years ago  
Hey, be nice. He's clearly speaking Black. 4 years ago +1
The Walking Dead. 4 years ago  
I always knew you were actually male. 4 years ago  
I would rather have the Russians go extinct and my country be invaded by frogs. 4 years ago +2
Mages Guild, anyone? Anyone? No...? *crawls back into corner* 4 years ago +1
1984 is a great book. Not somewhere I'd want to live, though. 4 years ago  
I, for one, accept our new woman overlords. They use their boobies to hypnotize us, and it's pointless to resist, I tell you. POINTLESS! 4 years ago +1
If there's anything I've learned in my time, it's that Asian girls have the cutest voices. 4 years ago +1
You just got rekt, son. 4 years ago +2
BMO Noire. 4 years ago  
That was easy. 4 years ago +1
As long as I get that badass trumpet. 4 years ago  
Uh....why the hell would you care about A? 4 years ago +9
At least make an account before insulting someone over the internet, you spineless pixie. 4 years ago +5
Don't tell me they got you, too. 4 years ago +2
Um, everyone has flaws. Everyone, right down to Jesus H. Christ himself. And there's nothing wrong with that. 4 years ago +1
Are you serious? I would toss away my honor in a second to save my loved one. 4 years ago +3
Ew, no. 4 years ago  
Knew it! She plays Lyla Garrity. 4 years ago +1
I get annoyed by ALL Facebook photos. 4 years ago  
Don't knock my smock, or I'll clean your clock. 4 years ago  
The creation of Earth was rather boring, just a bunch of rocks slowly being connected into one big rock. The destruction however, will most likely involve it being engulfed in a massive wall of superhot plasma as the star Sol grows to colossal sizes and consumes it. 4 years ago  
OH MY GOD THERE IS ONE? I HAVE TO SEE IT! (hopefully it's not as disappointing as the last one) 4 years ago  
Two words: Breaking Bad. 4 years ago +4
Shockingly stupid. Good question. 4 years ago  
No, but Big Brother is watching us. 4 years ago +3
Pfft..."only" three. 4 years ago +4
Swamp Simulator. 4 years ago  
No, in the book, he was boring too. Just even more so in movie. 4 years ago  
Changed your mind about brutally murdering me? 4 years ago  
As long as it is lethal. 4 years ago +2
I'm taken, so...yup. 4 years ago  
Every fairy tale needs a good old-fashioned villain. You need me or you're nothing. Because we're just alike, you and I, except you're boring. You're on the side of the angels. 4 years ago +6
That woman looks an awful lot like Lyla Garrity. 4 years ago  
Great questions! 4 years ago +2
I am a dragon. Fire cannot kill a dragon. 4 years ago  
Hahaha, good one! 4 years ago  
It's called a Drider. In Dungeons & Dragons, at least. 4 years ago  
Am I referring to him from the? 4 years ago  
Well, that...makes sense I guess. 4 years ago  
Sonic has a terrible fandom. 4 years ago  
Nothing is too old for me. That game is my childhood. 4 years ago  
Star Wars Battlefront! 4 years ago  
Ganon, whenever he appears, is always threatening. Whenever Bowser appears, more often then not, he's just a pathetic joke. All those sports games have softened him up. 4 years ago  
Finally, I get a chance to say it. 4 years ago  
The French will probably surrender as usual. 4 years ago +8
Heheheheheh. 4 years ago +1
I'd recommend the Netherlands. They have weed. 4 years ago  
Picked for dat ass. 4 years ago  
So many 100% attempts these days. Foiled again! 4 years ago +3
I'm that one troll that breaks all the 100%s. 4 years ago +3
If one is gay. Also, I like the username! 4 years ago +2
I'm not living out my life in a country of snot-nosed, baguette-gulping, hairy-womenned, butter-fingered, froggy-laughing, fur-licking, snail-snapping, soap-dodging, white-flagging, turtle-necked croutons. 4 years ago +3
Going for 100%? 4 years ago +1
Aren't you clever. 4 years ago +3
Too late. 4 years ago  
Only for women... 4 years ago +4
Alicorn! 4 years ago  
*gasp* I can meet Gandalf! 4 years ago  
You make a good point. 4 years ago  
Rainbow Dash is so cute. 4 years ago  
I had Sapphire as a kid, so it'll be a little more nostalgic! 4 years ago  
Pffft, I looked it up, and the answer was so obvious. Are people really confused by these? 4 years ago  
Reference get! 4 years ago  
Oh, thanks! I totally noticed that myself, of course. 4 years ago  
Oh, sorry. It was an honest mistake. I just assumed... 4 years ago  
True. You could use a cat as a silencer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehb-gbuo0Zs 4 years ago  
Do not speak the Lord's name in vain. 4 years ago +1
I'd rather dislike, but there isn't a button for that. 4 years ago +6
*gasp* I didn't know you liked Japan, Otakumon. 4 years ago  
A would make too much noise with all his noisy guns and such. A baseball bat is more efficient. And we couldn't POSSIBLY survive the zombie apocalypse without GUM! 4 years ago +2
Not until a Happy Tree Friends game comes out. 4 years ago +1
They really do. The only reason I know this is because my girlfriend is obsessed with cute Japanese stuff, heh. 4 years ago  
Stop teasing all the horny teenagers. Cantthinkofaw - I mean, THEY, no one in particular, need their masturbation material. 4 years ago +3
Less damaging. 4 years ago  
Like father, like child. 4 years ago +1
When people say you're pretty or cute, that means they're going to masturbate to pictures of you. 4 years ago +7
Probably because I'm a geek and most geeks happen to be white! 4 years ago  
Aw, I've been demoted? But I liked having an uppercase letter. 4 years ago  
Well, I do have this picture of my earlobe that I am very proud of. 4 years ago  
Why, thank you. I used extra Germ-X that day. 4 years ago  
Sigh, some people take life way too seriously. 4 years ago  
But, uh, durr, i've got mahself plenny ah ejoomakayshun. 4 years ago +1
Because I don't want this question to have 100%? 4 years ago  
Sorry to disappoint you. 4 years ago  
I'm on it, buddy. 4 years ago +1
Nope. 4 years ago +2
Pfft, it's a good thing I didn't do that, then. 4 years ago  
Actually, I do. I've heard of plenty of synonyms for a penis, but "boy" isn't one of them. 4 years ago  
Without a single doubt. 4 years ago +1
I've heard of stranger fetishes. Glad to be of assistance. 4 years ago  
I don't get it. 4 years ago  
I know, but I thought foot-shadows would suffice. 4 years ago  
Jesus Christ, that's a lot of comments. I guess I'll reveal my face now. 4 years ago +3
Arya is the most adorable thing ever oh my goodness I want to adopt her. 4 years ago  
She'd look better with a Guy Fawkes mask. 4 years ago  
Not a chance, princess. 4 years ago  
Am I the only person who's seen her picture? 4 years ago  
I don't like Phenenas. I find him kind of annoying. 4 years ago +8
I'm with Cantthinkofawittyone on this one...*retches* 4 years ago +2
I don't have the time to save every dang dying child. I'm only one human. 4 years ago +1
You're just below the Chris Hansen radar. Again. 4 years ago  
Hey, it's not because of you. (It's Rockstar and the other guy.) 4 years ago  
I still don't get it. I think your explanation was a little too short. 4 years ago  
What are friends? 4 years ago  
That too. 4 years ago  
I choose Option C: Adolf Hitler, Genghis Khan, and Charles Manson. 4 years ago +5
It'll be just like Terraria! 4 years ago  
Great question. Cowardly, amoral, spiteful, unlikable, and selfish. 4 years ago  
It is revealed after the credits that Marshmallow had survived along with a new made leg. He is seen limping back into the castle, where all he finds is Elsa's old crown. The monster looks around for a moment, and smiles. Then, pleasing his inner princess, Marshmallow happily crowns himself ruler of the castle while going back to his neutral and peaceful form smiling and letting out a happy sigh, happily continuing his life in the North Mountains. Thus concludes my laconic 16-part summary. 4 years ago  
Exposed as the manipulating liar he is, Hans is then arrested and deported back to his own kingdom to face punishment from his twelve older brothers for his deeds. Elsa additionally cuts off all trade with Weselton. The Duke tries to claim that he was innocent and a victim of fear. But to no avail, he and his thugs are sent back to Weselton. He is then heard insisting that the town is not named "Weasel Town" after being mispronounced once again, though purposely by Kai to annoy him. Sometime later, Anna leads a blindfolded Kristoff to the docks though briefly leads him to a pole. She removes the blindfold, and gives Kristoff a new sled and reveals that Elsa has named him the Official Ice Master for the kingdom and so he can be with Anna. He attempts to decline both the sled and the title, too modest to accept, but Anna points out that this is a direct order from the queen. When she asks what his thoughts on the sled are, Kristoff picks up Anna and twirls her around in his arms, exclaiming he loves it, and that he could kiss her. He immediately puts her down, and stammers awkwardly that he'd like to, among several sentences of nonsense, leaving him embarrassingly flustered before Anna kisses his cheek, saying to Kristoff "We may." and the two share a kiss. Elsa creates an ice rink in one of the castle courtyards and promises to never shut the castle gates again, while gifting Anna with a pair of ice skates (made out of ice). Anna is delighted, but tells Elsa that she can't skate. Elsa helps her, who is later joined by Olaf. The movie ends with everyone in Arendelle skating, making the most of Elsa's ice rink. 4 years ago  
Elsa realizes that love is the key to controlling her powers, and thaws the kingdom. Olaf, overjoyed, smiles with glee, but quickly melts due to the summer heat. Elsa restores him and gives him a small flurry cloud to hover over his body and keep him completely cool, finally allowing the snowman to live his dream of experiencing summer and all its wonders. When Hans awakens several moments later, he finds Arendelle thawed and peace restored. When Kristoff attempted to confront Hans for trying to kill the two sisters, Elsa seems touched by Kristoff's protectiveness over her and Anna. Anna, however, decides to confront him instead. Anna then approaches the manipulative prince, which the sight of Anna alive and well confuses Hans and prompts him to ask how she'd survive the frozen heart curse as her heart was frozen. Eventually, Anna berates Hans by telling him he's the only one around here with the frozen heart and turns her back at him much to Hans' disbelief. Out of fury, the princess turns around and punches him in the face off the ship they were aboard and into the water a few seconds later. Anna and Elsa then hug, with their friendship restored stronger than ever. As the sisters hug, Anna looks lovingly towards Kristoff, showing that she reciprocated his love. Once again, Arendelle is restored to peace. Elsa is once again accepted as queen, with everyone finally understanding that she is no monster, but a creator of beautiful magic. 4 years ago  
With a sword at hand, Hans is prepared to slay the queen. Hans eventually stumbles upon her, telling her that she can't escape all the horrible things she's already done. Elsa pleads for mercy, still believing Hans to be a benevolent prince, and asks him to take care of her sister for her. Hans cuts Elsa off, and tells her that Anna is dead because of her. Devastated by the horrific news, Elsa breaks down in tears. In Elsa's despair, the storm immediately stops. This then gives Kristoff and Anna the chance to reach each other. But at that moment, Anna hears a sword being drawn a short distance away. In horror, Anna sees that Hans is about to kill her sister. Anna must choose to save herself or her sister, which is only seconds away. After one last look at Kristoff, she makes her decision to save Elsa and throw herself between Elsa and Hans; she freezes solid just as Hans' sword hits her instead of Elsa, breaking the sword and also causing Hans to be brutally knocked out unconscious. Elsa, after a few moments of despair, sees that her sister has thawed and come back to life because she sacrificed herself to save her sister, constituting an act of true love which Olaf first realizes. 4 years ago  
Elsa escapes from prison just as the guards were about come in, and heads out into the blizzard on the fjord. Meanwhile, Anna's curse becomes stronger with her death process nearly complete. When Olaf arrives, he finds Anna in the library on the ground and quickly dying. Olaf comes to Anna's rescue, and starts a fire to keep the princess warm. Olaf then asks what happened with the true love's kiss from Hans, to which Anna reveals his treachery and Hans never loved her. Fearing he'll melt, Anna tells Olaf to leave. Not wanting to abandon his friend, the snowman stays by her side and nearly melts during this time. Anna brokenheartedly tells Olaf that she doesn't even know what love is anymore. Olaf replies by telling Anna that love is putting someone else before yourself, using Kristoff as an example. This reveals Kristoff's true feelings to Anna, much to the princess' surprise. Suddenly, the library's window bursts open due to the strong winter winds. Olaf rushes to close it, but he then notices Kristoff and Sven rushing back to the castle. Knowing Kristoff is truly the one that loves Anna, the two try to head out to meet him. Olaf then aids the dying princess out of the castle and into the fjords. The two then travel together out on the fjord to find him, where he is racing back to the kingdom. 4 years ago  
Anna is returned to Hans, freezing and growing colder by the second. She tells Hans everything that has happened and hopes he will kiss her and break the curse. But he instead cruelly reveals that he had been pretending to love her the whole time, as part of a fiendish plan to seize control of Arendelle's throne, because he is the youngest of thirteen brothers and will never reach the throne in his own kingdom. Anna tries to stop him, but she is far too weak. He puts the fire out to prevent Anna from getting any heat and warmth, and leaves Anna to freeze to death. Then he tells the Duke and the kingdom's officials what Anna told him, in addition of lying that he was too late to save her. He also pretends to grieve for her, and sentences Elsa to death as part of his plan. 4 years ago  
She fights back, nearly killing them both much to her own horror. Just as Elsa was about to murder the two, Hans appears and stops her to say not to prove she's the monster they believe she is. Elsa settles down a bit at Hans' words, realizing the demon she was becoming and halts her magic. One of the soldiers, however, aims his arrow at Elsa, still following the Duke's orders. Hans intervenes just as the soldier is about to shoot her,, causing the arrow to cut through Elsa's chandelier which then plummets towards the ground. Elsa tries to escape the collision, but is knocked out in the process. Hans and the soldiers then capture her and head back to the kingdom. She wakes up shackled in a cell back in Arendelle Castle. Hans pleads with her to undo the winter, but Elsa replies that she can't due to the fact that she is unable to control her powers. 4 years ago  
Meanwhile, Hans, on a search for Anna after her horse returns to the kingdom without her, and the guards find the ice castle. The moment they come close enough, Marshmallow reveals himself from the form of snowy boulders in case more unwanted guests were to arrive jumps right into battle. The soldiers immediately attack the beast with their arrows, infuriating Marshmallow and causing his ultimate form to be unleashed. Marshmallow is able to hold most of the guards off. Hans, however, proves to be a fierce warrior himself, avoiding each of Marshmallow's attacks and eventually using his sword to slice the snow monster's leg off and cause him to lose balance and begin tumbling over to a large gorge. With Marshmallow wounded, Hans begins heading inside Elsa's castle. Marshmallow, however, doesn't give up, giving one last swing in attempt to drag Hans down with him. Marshmallow unfortunately fails plummets down into the chasm below, apparently to his death. While Hans battles Marshmallow, the Duke's men attack Elsa. 4 years ago  
Marshmallow manages to corner them at the edge of a cliff, though Kristoff immediately begins digging a snow anchor by using a rope to safely guide himself and Anna down the mountain to safety. Marshmallow, however, catches up to them, though Olaf tries to stop him. Marshmallow, annoyed, kicks Olaf over the cliff, and continues his chase for Anna and Kristoff. He pulls them up to his face by the rope, and orders them once more to never return. Just after, Anna grabs Kristoff's knife and cuts the rope. This sends the duo plummeting down, though they survive. With his mission to drive them away complete, Marshmallow returns to the ice palace. After they escaped the snow monster, Kristoff notices that Anna's hair is turning white. He takes them to seek help, to which he leads Anna (who is slowly freezing) to the trolls. A mix-up occurs, and the trolls insist Anna and Kristoff to get married ("Fixer Upper"). Anna collapses before the two can be wed by Gothi the Troll Priest, and Grand Pabbie appears. According to him, only an act of true love can thaw a frozen heart or else Anna will freeze solid. Kristoff races back to Arendelle to get Anna to Hans, believing true love's kiss will save her. 4 years ago  
The gang make it to Elsa's castle, where Anna and Elsa reunite. While both are happy to see each other, Elsa still harbors fears of wounding Anna once again. Despite Anna's promising to stand by her sister and help her, Elsa only grows more agitated and nervous resulting in her magic flaring. This time, it strikes Anna in the heart. Elsa, in desperation to get her sister to safety, creates a giant snow creature (that Olaf calls "Marshmallow") to throw them out. As revenge, Anna balls up a snowball and throws it at the giant beast. Though it left literally no damage whatsoever, the lack of respect was enough to infuriate Marshmallow and cause him to chase Anna, Kristoff and Olaf down the Northern Mountain and most likely eliminate them. 4 years ago  
While searching for Elsa, Anna loses her horse in the process. She travels on foot until nightfall, where she finds herself at Wandering Oaken's Trading Post and Sauna. She asks the shop owner Oaken for winter boots and dresses. She makes small talk with him, then meets Kristoff. Anna convinces Kristoff to take her to the North Mountain, where the source of the winter is coming from. They get attacked by wolves on their journey, causing Kristoff to lose his sled. They continue on foot, and meet Olaf, the snowman Elsa created, who seems to be alive. Olaf shares his dreams of experiencing summer ("In Summer"), and agrees to lead them to Elsa's hideout. 4 years ago  
Panicking, Elsa flees with Anna in hot pursuit. As she becomes more stressed and panicked, the weather starts turning colder: snow begins to fall and Elsa races across the fjord, freezing it with each step but turning the whole body of water into ice and trapping all the ships before spreading throughout the rest of the kingdom. Having fail to retrieve her, Anna and Hans return to the castle courtyard where the guests have gathered. The Duke of Weselton begins to panic as it eerily begins snowing, declaring they must take action and put an end to Elsa's curse. Anna, however, refuses and volunteers to seek out Elsa herself and make things right, feeling that it's her fault for pushing her. With Hans being left in charge of the kingdom, Anna heads off on her horse to begin her search for her sister. Elsa makes it to the North Mountain where she laments her failure at keeping the powers contained but quickly becomes more and more at ease and relaxed, free to use her powers as she pleases (singing the song "Let It Go", creating a snowman (the same one she and Anna built when they were young), an ice castle and ice dress). 4 years ago  
The queen asks to speak to Anna alone in private, likely to finally confess her abilities and why it's not wise to marry a total stranger without causing a scene that would surely get her true magical nature exposed, but the younger princess refuses any private conversation, stating whatever Elsa has to say can be said to both her and Hans. Elsa, becoming frustrated, outright forbids Anna of marrying someone she just met, indirectly telling the princess she knows nothing about true love. This causes Anna to hiss back, telling Elsa all she knows is how to shut people out. Although Elsa is visibly hurt by this, she continues to refuse with the argument only worsening when she orders the guards to end the party and close the gates. Elsa refuses to grant her blessing on the marriage, setting off an argument between the sisters and culminating in Elsa's abilities being exposed to the party guests. 4 years ago  
Elsa couldn't hold back a chuckle in during which she sees Anna innocently flustered by the Duke's over-the-top dancing skills. This causes Anna to feel just as whimsical about the entire matter, for seeing Elsa in such a state hasn't been a sight for years. Anna returns by Elsa's side afterwards, commenting on how well things have been going through the day, and expresses her wishes to have things the way they were that night all the time. Elsa's smile unfortunately fades away, and she reluctantly denies Anna's wishes all at once despite failing to explain why so. Anna and Hans then sneak off to spend the evening together, quickly realizing the mutual attraction between them. The romantic dance eventually leads to an entire date ("Love is an Open Door"), with the entire night of the young couple being spent bonding. Hans, during their time together, learns of Anna's longing of having someone special in her life, with her sister apparently developing a dislike of being around her by suddenly shutting Anna out one day when they were kids. Hans openly relates to this, only furthering Anna's connection with him. Hans then promises to never shut Anna out unlike Elsa, much to the princess' absolute joy. By the end of their tour throughout the kingdom, Hans proposes right on the spot to which Anna immediately accepts. The two head back the ballroom, where Anna asks for Elsa's blessing on the marriage. Elsa's baffled by the shocking news, but Anna and Hans couldn't appear more excited going on to ramble about the wedding arrangements. Elsa ceases the sudden rambling by denying the marriage, much to Anna's heartbreak. 4 years ago  
Three years later, it is the day of Elsa's coronation ceremony. Dignitaries from around the world are coming to visit, including the Duke of Weselton, who wants to run Arendelle's profits dry. Nobody is more excited than Anna, as they are finally opening the gates to the kingdom. She is happy to see other people, and hopes for the possibility of meeting that special someone, but Elsa is still concerned about trying to control her powers ("For the First Time in Forever"). As she strolls out onto the streets, she bumps into a horse who happens to belong to the charming and handsome Prince Hans of the Southern Isles. Though angered at first by the clumsiness of the stranger, Anna is attracted by Hans's appearance and looks once she lays his eyes on him. The coronation goes off without a hitch despite Elsa's fears, and she even takes time to connect with her sister at the party. Anna's interaction with her sister brings quite the delightful feeling to the princess, flustered at first, as well as seeing Elsa so happy instead of serious and preserved boosts Anna's confidence, prompting her to continue on with the conversation. They're interrupted afterwards by their steward Kai introducing the snide Duke of Weselton, who offers Elsa her first dance as queen. Elsa politely declines the offer but instead playfully volunteers Anna, much to the Duke's delight nonetheless, and the two head off into a comical dance scene. 4 years ago  
The film begins with many ice harvesters collecting ice out from a frozen lake in the cold regions of the Scandinavia ("Frozen Heart"). Among them is an 8-year-old boy named Kristoff with his reindeer calf Sven. After collecting enough ice, the harvesters depart to the kingdom of Arendelle late at night. At the same time in a castle that ruled a great land, 5-year-old Princess Anna wakes her elder 8-year-old sister Elsa to play. Elsa playfully brushed her sister off until it was suggested that they build a snowman, to which Elsa delightfully agrees. The sisters head into the castle's throne room and create a winter field of snow using Elsa's snow magic, enjoying their time with plenty of merriment. They build a snowman, who Elsa names Olaf, that likes warm hugs. When Elsa, however, hits Anna with her powers in an attempt to save her little sister from falling, the royal family journeys to the legendary Valley of the Living Rock to seek the help of trolls who remove the magic from Anna along with her memory of her sister's magic ability. Elsa is then ostracized from everyone, including Anna, in order to protect her from the world until she can learn to control her powers, leaving both sisters distraught and lonely. Despite Anna's best attempts ("Do You Want to Build a Snowman?"), she is unable to rouse Elsa from her room. Their despair only escalates when their parents die years later, after they go on a ship that capsizes when a storm erupts and their ship is swallowed by a huge monsterous wave. 4 years ago  
I have only fallen for one woman, and I don't think any other could attract me. 4 years ago +1
Don't even mention that crap. 4 years ago  
The Godfather. 4 years ago +1
The truth lies in thought, not in reality. 4 years ago +2
Anything but blondes. 4 years ago +4
"Would you like to play the Rape Game?" "NO!" "That's the spirit!" 4 years ago +2
Silly boy! Suicide is too harsh a penalty for that sort of error. Instead, say...an entire week without using the internet. If you survive that, you'll be let off with a warning. 4 years ago  
What's the matter? Do you prefer Deidara over Deidara? 4 years ago  
No way, you silly man. Deidara is obviously better. Deidara is the Deidariest Deidara in the Deidaraverse, as opposed to Deidara. Deidara is not Deidara at all. Jesus, you can't even tell a Deidara from a Deidara. 4 years ago +2
Mmm, tough, but....I'm gonna have to go with Deidara. 4 years ago +14
http://cdn2.arkive.org/media/AC/ACFFC0D0-43B3-4883-B706-E6EA281F6C1A/Presentation.Large/Hedgehog-eating-asp-viper.jpg 4 years ago +2
Cthulhu is best water god. 4 years ago +1
I'll get my slimy tendrils on some Japanese schoolgirls. Heheh. Heh. 4 years ago +2
I masturbate to pictures like these. 4 years ago +2
Or Ardyh. http://pokefactory.pokemology.com/PF2/052.gif Or Choking. http://pokefactory.pokemology.com/PFA/024.gif 4 years ago +1
Good question. I like Pokemon questions. I wish people would stop whining and moaning about them. 4 years ago +2
Yes, we love each other very much. And it's not that you're a bad guy or anything! It's mostly because you have a scrotum. That, and you live over a thousand miles away. But trust me, I have labeled you a close acquaintance. 4 years ago  
You don't need makeup. You're beautiful just the way you are, Otakumon. No homo. 4 years ago +5
Cantthinkofawittyone. 4 years ago +8
When the heck is it not? 4 years ago +6
Of course, I can't vote on this, but both my GF and I think makeup is stupid and I think she looks beautiful without it. 4 years ago +1
That was easy. 4 years ago  
Alexw is Canadian. He wouldn't walk on grass for fear of hurting it. 4 years ago +1
The vast majority of people on this site have brains the size of a walnut, regardless of their religion. I'd be careful asking questions like this. 4 years ago +1
The comments are the reason why I've lost whatever fondness I've had for this site. 4 years ago +1
Nope, haven't eaten that. Pfft, that sounds hilarious, but no. Perhaps my test awaits me in the future. 4 years ago  
How about Balut? It's a Filipino delicacy: www.bubblews.com/assets/images/news/639488692_1369079238.jpg 4 years ago  
Do unborn fetuses count? (I'm talking about eggs.) 4 years ago  
Assert position as chieftain, kill any who attempt to resist, establish dominance. Assign roles to all members of new tribe. Women will be reproductive drones to help the tribe grow in number. Men will be hunters and builders. Destroy the conch shell. Become the man with the megaphone. 4 years ago +1
I have a hyperintelligent penis. It can even type. Phenenas smells like monkey turds. DAMMIT NO 4 years ago +1
I'd do a woman while she was wearing a Sauron helmet...just saying. 4 years ago +2
Any blonde is disgusting. 4 years ago  
Ah ha, that was my plan all along! 4 years ago  
That hurt my feelings, man....that really hurt my feelings. 4 years ago  
I can be a skilled rapper too. *starts scratching records* "Yo, y'all, check out all mah money, yo. I-got-this-gold chain around mah neck, y'all. And it costs - a lot of money, y'all. White women. Dayum dat b*tch got a nice ass, y'all. Mah gold chainz money I'mma be covered in b*tches y'all. Throw in some N-words yo - which I can't say - cause I am unfortunately white, y'all. Yo I'm gangsta man got money money money and b*tches in mah crib." See, I can rap. *bows* 4 years ago  
Sex-based dating sim adventure, here we come! 4 years ago  
Maybe a little, but not terribly overrated. Not enough to whine about it. In my opinion, the beginning of the movie is wonderful, the highest point of the film being Let It Go. For the second act, it's still really good, but not quite as masterfully done as the first portion of the film. As for the climax and ending? It's just good. The climax was a little disappointing, as it's mostly characters stumbling around in a snowstorm. And while the ending is good, it still isn't as wonderful as it was at the beginning. But that's just a gripe. It's a great movie, and I'm happy with how popular it is. 4 years ago +2
*cheers in background* You tell 'em, bro! I've got your back! Show that bimbo who's in charge around here! 4 years ago  
Think ants. They are stupid creatures on their own, but function very well as a group, almost as if they were a single organism. 4 years ago  
I never said I was anything more. I just accept that I am weak and pathetic. 4 years ago  
I like it when their feelings get hurt. It amuses me. 4 years ago  
No, we're just a bunch of idiots who spend too much time on the internet. 4 years ago +3
Flappy Bird can burn in Hell. 4 years ago  
But seriously, let's talk about that ass. 4 years ago +7
Less blonde. 4 years ago +1
Though more often than not, I use my imagination. 4 years ago  
Guys, he did that on purpose for humor. It's a fairly well-known meme. So as you chuckle with your breaking, still-prepubescent voice, clasp another fistful of potato chips with your fat, grubby, sweaty paw, and shove it into your smug mouth, chewing it loudly and noisily, the dying vestiges of a giggle escaping your Twinkie-stained lips as the crumbs fly from your maw, falling like delicate snowflakes until they come to rest in the oily crevices between your numerous jowls, know that tristeng is the real victor. 4 years ago +3
Precisely. 4 years ago  
Disney has created the following: a horny old religious man that burns a pole-dancer at the stake when she refuses to have sex with him, a twisted paradise that lures in little boys with material pleasures before selling them into slavery, the freaking DEVIL watching his minions dance around him and then tossing them into a fiery pit, serpents hypnotizing children before attempting to squeeze them to death, a giant tentacled monster being impaled in the abdomen with a ship, an angry mob hunting down a large beast with intent to kill, an elephant getting drunk and having terrifying hallucinations, a man being hung on a vine, a baby deer whose mother is shot by a hunter, and more. Not as light and harmless as one might think. 4 years ago +2
And that's why you should have used Chrome. 4 years ago  
Eeyup. 4 years ago  
Darn right we do. That's why we should vote Rick Santorum in 2016. He's building concentration camps as we speak. 4 years ago  
I'll probably just be reading the Monster Manuals as I usually do. 4 years ago  
I know that feel, bro...*pats shoulder* 4 years ago  
True. But what it comes down to is whether one would prefer perilous freedom or peaceful slavery. 4 years ago  
Plot twist: the Muslims were infected all along and they were spying on us this whole time to prepare for the invasion. 4 years ago  
Hmm, now that you mention it...a bunch of cute anime girls...getting possessed by flying brains...having to bend to their every will...and obey their every command without question...*mouth waters* 4 years ago  
Whoa. I think all this anime is taking a toll on your mind, Otakumon. 4 years ago  
I'd say a Cute Bruiser is more likely. 4 years ago  
Neither have I, but I've read the comic. 4 years ago  
Anarchy means "without leaders", not "without order". With anarchy comes an age of "true order", which is to say voluntary order... this age of true order will begin when the mad and incoherent cycle of chaos has run its course. 4 years ago +1
Actually, that is a line from V for Vendetta. Ahh, I thought no one would ever know! 4 years ago  
We need... lava, of course, more lava and... deadly traps! Oh yeah! 4 years ago +3
If you want both at once, look no further than the Aztecs. 4 years ago +6
It's a good start in cleansing the world for the imminent fascist utopia to come. 4 years ago  
"And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth." 4 years ago +1
Anarchy wears two faces, both Creator and Destroyer. Thus Destroyers topple empires; make a canvas of clean rubble where creators can then build a better world. Rubble, once achieved makes further ruins' means irrelevant. Away with our explosives, then! Away with our Destroyers! They have no place within our better world. But let us raise a toast to all our bombers, all our bastards, most unlovely and most unforgivable, let's drink their health, then meet with them no more. 4 years ago +1
Self-esteem is overrated. Man is a pathetic, weak creature, and the fact that any of them can think highly of themselves repulses me. 4 years ago  
Internet dating is stupid even within the same nation. 4 years ago +2
Still not as OP as Meta Knight, you must admit. 4 years ago  
I agree. Witch is a pretty well-balanced character with a strong ranged attack. 4 years ago +1
Am I the only one who thinks this? 4 years ago +1
What the gabe did you just gabeing gabe about me, you little gabe? I’ll have you gabe I gabeuated top of my gabe in the Navy Gabes, and I’ve been gabevolved in numerous secret gabes on Al-Gabea, and I have over 300 confirmed gabes. I am gabed in gorilla gabefare and I’m the top gaber in the entire US armed gabes. You are gabeing to me but just another gabe. I will gabe you the gabe out with precision the gabes of which has never been seen before on this Gabe, gabe my gabeing words. You gabe you can gabe away with gabeing that gabe to me over the Gabernet? Think again, gaber. As we gabe I am contacting my secret gabework of gabes across the USA and your IP is being gabed right now so you better prepare for the gabe, gabe. The gabe that wipes out the pathetic little gabe you call your gabe. You’re gabeing gabe, gabe. I can be anywhere, anygabe, and I can gabe you in over gabe hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare gabes. Not only am I extensively trained in ungabed combat, but I have gabe to the entire gabe of the United States Gabe Corps and I will use it to its full gabe to gabe your miserable gabe off the gabe of the gabe, you little gabe. If only you could have known what ungabey retribution your little “gabe” comment was about to gabe down upon you, maybe you would have gabed your gabeing tongue. But you couldn’t, you gaben’t, and now you’re paying the gabe, you gabe gabe. I will gabe gabe all over gabe and gabe will gabe in gabe. You’re gabeing gabed, gabe. 4 years ago +5
Tangled was good. Frozen was great. Easy. 4 years ago  
Cancun! 4 years ago  
Bloodbending, my friend. 4 years ago  
Should have used a Katara picture. 4 years ago  
Precisely. 4 years ago  
That was easy. 4 years ago +1
There should be a law about both of these, I swear. 4 years ago +6
Sorry, had to pick for Arrested Development! 4 years ago  
Okay, I'll stop trolling. Pulp Fiction. 4 years ago  
Toy Story and E.T. 4 years ago  
Tinker Bell and the Pirate Fairy. 4 years ago +1
The Godfather. 4 years ago +2
Never read it, and I don't want to, but B is just godawful. 4 years ago  
Bloody and rare. 4 years ago  
WHAT ARE YA DOING IN MAH SWAMP?! 4 years ago +4
Only teens? Sounds contrived to me. 4 years ago +1
Why is everyone whining and moaning about questions like this? I like them. 4 years ago +1
Rrrather has fallen ages ago. As in, mid-2013. This is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland. The radiation has sank deep into the land, and whether or not time can cleanse away this evil to allow something good and beautiful to grow in its place is the only remaining hope for this forsaken region. 4 years ago +9
*slow clap* 4 years ago +4
In theory. I have never gotten to play Dungeons & Dragons, but I loved reading the rulebooks as a child. It fueled my imagination and I always wanted to play it, but I never had the chance. 4 years ago +2
The former! I wish I was enough of a hacker to do the latter, though. 4 years ago  
That is the awesomest 2-minute guitar solo ever. 4 years ago  
This site has gone full retard. The time draws near when I must depart for good. 4 years ago +8
BROHAHAHAHAHA. 4 years ago  
This site has gone full retard. It's close to the time where I must depart for good. 4 years ago  
Who cares? 4 years ago  
Make this a series? 4 years ago +1
Nah, we're all that way. Don't even try to deny it. Your soul knows the truth. 4 years ago  
Not anymore! 4 years ago  
Absolutely. 4 years ago  
No freaking question. Percy Jackson is a bland slate of a protagonist who never knows what's going on, and Katara has a very distinct character. 4 years ago +1
B...just...no. 4 years ago  
How about black hair, dark brown eyes? That's the best. 4 years ago +3
"Confirming" something means nothing anymore in these times. 4 years ago  
For the love of all that is holy, please do not let this happen. 4 years ago  
That would be fun, since my love for her is requited. 4 years ago  
Thank you. 4 years ago +1
This is a clever question. Don't listen to those naysayers. 4 years ago +9
I hope my opinion doesn't make me a trolling asshole, but it probably does. 4 years ago  
Rude. 4 years ago  
No twerking, no selfies, no Harlem Shake (which might as well not have happened)...sounds good. 4 years ago +2
At least both me and my partner are above valuing people for their money or looks. 4 years ago +2
It's my job to ruin the 100% on overly biased questions. 4 years ago +2
This is my honest answer. 4 years ago  
I got your back. 4 years ago  
I sat down. That's how I got to this sit. 4 years ago  
Nah. Legolas is still much better. 4 years ago +5
My girlfriend and I are almost exactly alike in personality. It's scary. And wonderful. 4 years ago +3
I'm in the UK. Heheh. Heh. 4 years ago  
I'd like to do B, but I'm lack any sort of inspiration, drive, or spirit. 4 years ago +1
Wizard of Oz! 4 years ago  
Every man for himself. 4 years ago +1
I don't need a friend. I have someone more special. 4 years ago  
Why not both? 4 years ago  
For great justice! 4 years ago  
Did someone say Filipino? 4 years ago  
I'm absolutely terrified of all of you. 4 years ago +5
I like both ideas, but I'd prefer not to get wrapped up in the affairs of the divine. 4 years ago  
That's deep, bro. 4 years ago +5
Though A would give her a good laugh. 4 years ago +1
I'm not a boy. I'm a MAN! 4 years ago +1
Get rid of A, and the world is thrown into chaos. Get rid of B, and the world is rid of evil. Doesn't matter anyway, because all of you are screwed. 4 years ago +2
You may call me Zuko. Except with less fangirls. 4 years ago  
Not the Twilight kind. I'm talking Marceline, Harkon, Lord Strahd, and Sauron. Actually, Sauron was once a shapeshifter, who... shapeshifted into a vampire at one point. 4 years ago  
I hate Don Care, head of the Care mafia family. He chopped the head off my favorite horse, you know. 4 years ago  
I am not for it, but I am certainly not against it. I am not a bong-bearing, peace-preaching hippie, nor am I a gun-toting, hate-screaming redneck. 4 years ago +3
Best answer. 4 years ago  
I have informed the proper authorities, and police have been dispatched to arrest you for your death threat. 4 years ago  
I jaywalked once, and I can't even look at myself in the mirror anymore. The guilt that weighs upon my soul will haunt me until the day that I die. 4 years ago +2
That video was just brutal. I am scarred for life. 4 years ago  
Ha! Why, thank you! 4 years ago  
No. We find a new city. *raises Atlantis from the depths* 4 years ago +5
This is your first "relatable song lyrics" question that doesn't involve screaming about why gay people are stupid. 4 years ago  
It's all Canada to me. 4 years ago  
You are not alone. 4 years ago  
Yeah, exactly. 4 years ago  
I won't judge. 4 years ago  
Picked A because B has Family Guy on it. 4 years ago +2
In Doctor Who, a lot of people were turned into Cybermen against their will. 4 years ago  
Good times. 4 years ago  
Well, I don't do that anymore since people don't think. 4 years ago  
Oh boy, here we go. 4 years ago  
Odysseus is definitely Neutral Evil. 4 years ago  
I made a question like this for Lawful Evil/Chaotic Evil, but this is more interesting. 4 years ago  
Hey, that's my name. 4 years ago  
Did someone say Lord of the Rings? 4 years ago  
*cries* 4 years ago  
Ever heard of a suspension of disbelief? 4 years ago  
*buries in a pile of chicken* 4 years ago  
I know that. Actually, lipstick turns me off. As does any sort of makeup. And tall girls, ick. And blondies. And nail polish. Well, you get the point. But yeah, I'm into some kinky stuff. 4 years ago  
Heh. Heh. Heheh. 4 years ago  
B is pretty on a girl. A is just freakish. 4 years ago  
I get turned on by the strangest things. I'm too embarrassed to say. 4 years ago  
I think most girls will go for a guy that is...well...heterosexual. 4 years ago +2
Uh...close enough. *tosses fried chicken* 4 years ago  
Somebody finally says it. Thank you, Otakumon. 4 years ago +2
Can this meme just die already? Please. 4 years ago +5
Rosalina has no personality. They're just keeping her for the fanservice. See also: Wii Fit Trainer. 4 years ago  
As Cantthinkofawittyone would say: seems less faggy. 4 years ago +1
Why not both? I could be like Kushana. (Anyone who gets that reference gets a piece of fried chicken) 4 years ago  
Let's not sugarcoat this. She has a nice ass. 4 years ago +2
Thanks! 4 years ago  
That's quite a stretch, but okay. 4 years ago  
No question. 4 years ago +1
Why in the name of ARCEUS are they even putting that abomination in there? I want it out of my game NOW. 4 years ago +1
How do you come up with these questions? This is really good, and I can't think of anything. 4 years ago +2
*walks into the men's room and takes a deep whiff* This excrement smells exquisite. 4 years ago +1
Well, that's a good thing! Oh...wow. You really were motivated, weren't you? 4 years ago  
I actually really like this question. It's been a while since I've seen a decent question on this site. Good on you, bubblepop93. 4 years ago +1
You can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave. 4 years ago  
Plenty of room at the Hotel California. 4 years ago +2
Still better than Angry Birds. 4 years ago  
I'm waiting for someone to choose B and say something along the lines of "It would help me practice for any blowjobs I may perform in the future." But I'm straight, so I can't make that joke, except at the expense of my own manliness. 4 years ago +1
MADAME GASKET WILL DIE AND FINALLY BE OUT OF THIS TOURNAMENT ONCE AND FOR ALL! 4 years ago  
Animated film. A "cartoon" would be for television. 4 years ago  
I used to call Marth "Martha" as a kid because he was so dang feminine. 4 years ago  
Stop debating and go play Okami. 4 years ago  
Congratulations, man! How'd that go? 4 years ago +2
Picked for Tropico. 4 years ago +1
This question is horrifying, but I answered because I'm not a puss. 4 years ago +2
Less black. 4 years ago +5
I meant at this moment in my life. I'm still just a teenager. 4 years ago +1
A makes for a fun conversation topic that makes me look badass as an added bonus. B makes me look like a stupid d-bag. 4 years ago +5
No question. 4 years ago  
Only picked for Avatar: The Last Airbender. 4 years ago  
Because there are a ton of professional wrestlers on rrrather. 4 years ago +7
My girlfriend introduced me to Okami, and...let's just say I'm really into Japanese mythology right now. 5 years ago  
Because there are people that get boners from the thought of sticking a maggot in their urethra. 5 years ago  
My snake is most solid. 5 years ago +3
Donuts are overrated. 5 years ago +2
The saddest part of this whole ordeal is that somewhere in the world, someone is getting an erection from looking at A. 5 years ago +11
This picture made me laugh and now I feel like a horrible person. 5 years ago  
Don't forget that Nike is Phenenas's preferred shoe brand. Also, Phenenas recommends that you get at least 8 hours of sleep and brush your teeth at least twice a day. 5 years ago  
*rolls d20* I GOT A 4 ON MY MOVE SILENTLY CHECK! 5 years ago  
She liked it very much as well! And it was...insane. My untrained white American brain couldn't handle all that chaos. But I enjoyed watching it. Hey, I love Studio Ghibli. And so does she. She's not as crazy about anime as, well, you, but she has watched quite a bit more than I have. In fact, the first time I talked to her was about Fruits Basket. 5 years ago  
I actually liked Kung Fu Panda 2 better than the original. The villain was pretty cool and entertaining, unlike Tai Lung, who was...eh. 5 years ago +1
Tournaments are annoying, yes, but it's not worth going to the trouble of banning them. People will do them anyway, and alexw won't really give a damn. 5 years ago +6
Biggest nerd ever? I beg to differ. *adjusts glasses, licks braces, and removes pen from pocket protector* 5 years ago +2
She's perfect. I liked all of them, actually. Let's see, here is some stuff she showed me: Wolf Children, Summer Wars, and Read Or Die. Also, she showed me the first episode of an anime called Kill La Kill. Ever seen any of those? 5 years ago  
Only girls. 5 years ago +2
Both make me want to vomit blood. 5 years ago  
Playing video games on a date is awesome, I will admit. 5 years ago  
Unless you count sheep. 5 years ago  
Snake has a beard. 5 years ago +2
I thought I was the only one! So I'm not a freak after all. Or maybe we're both freaks. 5 years ago  
How to Start a Flame War 101. 5 years ago +3
I wish. I love Pokémon, but no one person can take over rrrather. The site fluctuates so much that nobody really gets a chance. 5 years ago  
Aww, you poor thing. Would you like a free iTunes gift card for your troubles? 5 years ago  
Hitchhiker's Guide has a special place in my heart. But Pratchett is a big fan of Tolkien, so he's cool in my eyes. 5 years ago  
Most people on this site aren't all that interesting, but it's innocent fun. 5 years ago  
My girlfriend has showed me so many anime movies. It's frying my brain, I swear. 5 years ago  
Well...how did he? 5 years ago  
He's a cool guy. It would be interesting to talk to him. 5 years ago +2
Destroy her. 5 years ago  
Bigfoot. 5 years ago  
Well, you're no fun. 5 years ago +1
In a heartbeat. 5 years ago +1
*flexes nonexistent muscles* I just thought this site could use a little MACHO! 5 years ago +1
tl;dr 5 years ago  
I don't want to live on this planet anymore. 5 years ago  
What the- 5 years ago  
That was easy. 5 years ago  
That was easy. 5 years ago +1
That was easy. 5 years ago  
That was easy. 5 years ago +4
...Was there a duck watching me masturbate? 5 years ago +1
I love both, but I must admit that the original has a better story. Also, I had a crush on Rosalina as a kid. In retrospect, though, she's kind of boring. (Pssst. Nintendo. Why are you putting her in Super Smash Brothers.) 5 years ago +2
I love chess...but I suck at it. 5 years ago +3
Otakumon, you sure are classy. 5 years ago +5
I enjoy Asian cuisine. 5 years ago +4
It'll serve to contrast my buff, masculine build and thus, paradoxically, make me appear even more manly. I'm kidding, of course. My body is a goddamn lump of Silly Putty. 5 years ago +2
Firefly is overrated. 5 years ago +1
Nice excuse. 5 years ago  
I'd say Chaotic. 5 years ago  
You make some quality questions in these dark times. I always enjoy seeing yours. Personally, I'd blast Paris to smithereens before they could say "We surrender!" 5 years ago +2
I think it's almost the opposite. Elf isn't very well-written, but Will Ferrell as Buddy is the only thing that makes the film passable. He's a good actor that understands comedy, in my opinion. But live interviews are an entirely different matter. 5 years ago  
Too much work. 5 years ago +2
Ferrell was good as Buddy the Elf. And Lord Business. 5 years ago  
These games... 5 years ago  
If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. 5 years ago +5
Those are bad pictures of them. Anyway, Jennifer Lawrence is too tall. 5 inches shorter than me, sure, but I like mine short. 5 years ago +1
Haha, Alexw doesn't care enough to make that happen. 5 years ago  
More easy to use in hentai. 5 years ago  
I clicked on Star Trek before reading! 5 years ago  
5 comments is way more than I usually get. But A happens to me all the time. 5 years ago  
Ah, you bring back (not-so) fond memories to an (almost 16-year) old rrrather veteran. 5 years ago  
We represent the Lollipop Guild. The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild. And in the name of the Lollipop Guild, we welcome you to Rrrather Land. 5 years ago +1
I swear, you guys are a bunch Farquaads. 5 years ago +2
I'm an unpatriotic agnostic with no political affiliation. And I'll blow up anyone who gets in my way! 5 years ago  
Strawberries. Bananas. Hot dogs. Ice cream. Popsicles. Lollipops. 5 years ago  
Left? Leadership? Hahaha, oxymorons are funny. 5 years ago  
*cocks shotgun* Time t'shoot me sum Yankees. 5 years ago  
*collapses* Our lord of saviour...she has returned. 5 years ago  
Back in MY day, they were called the Mages Guild and the Fighters Guild! *grumble* 5 years ago +2
REAL MEN fight with their MANHOOD out in the OPEN! 5 years ago  
I love this question. 5 years ago +6
To put it as delicately as possible, any girl who takes selfies is a spoiled attention whore and any guy who takes selfies is a homo. 5 years ago +1
Only to blind my enemies. 5 years ago  
Or the Harry Potter answer: "A circle has no beginning". 5 years ago +1
Politics don't interest me. 5 years ago +4
Misclicked. I am fond of gross-out questions, even though this question is extremely biased. Realistic, clean, true questions bore me. 5 years ago  
But your friends should not feel compelled to stand up for whatever "causes" you support. They have their own opinions. What if they disagree with it? It doesn't make them a bad person if they refuse to donate in that case. And a friend who doesn't know what you would like isn't much of a friend at all. This isn't a personal thing about my life in particular, as you perceive it to be. 5 years ago +1
I used to be a masturbator like you...then I took an arrow to the heart. 5 years ago +5
Um, what exactly are the chances that I might get superpowers? 5 years ago  
You beat me to it. 5 years ago  
Thanks, old boy! 5 years ago  
Oh, lord, thanks for telling me! I guess I'll be a vampire, then. 5 years ago  
I answered about 6 spider questions. And about 200 torture questions in general. And Cantthinkofawittyone's "soggy biscuit" question. 5 years ago  
Did you just...get slightly turned on by that idea? Bad penis! BAD! *hits* ......Ow. 5 years ago +5
His facepalm will become the national flag. 5 years ago  
Anyway, I'm a teenage male. I'd probably last around 10 seconds. 5 years ago +1
Urban Dictionary....why? 5 years ago  
Depends. Will my penis size change in proportion? 5 years ago +1
I already have a cute girl who does whatever I tell her to. 5 years ago +5
I can live without the Avengers. But no Monty Python? My soul would slowly crumble into dust. 5 years ago +4
It already is. The dictator's name? ...Princess Celestia. 5 years ago +2
Oh my god I love this movie. Lord Business sits on a throne of lies. 5 years ago +2
I honestly thought Kung Fu Panda 2 was even better than the original. Including the villain. 5 years ago +2
Indeed. Even as a child, I disliked it. 5 years ago  
I know the feeling of arguing with women about gender roles. It's not pretty. 5 years ago +1
When I was a lad I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large-dge-dge-dge-dge-dge-dge-dge-dge-dge-dge-dge-dge-dge-dge-dge-dge-dge-dge-dge-dge 5 years ago +1
I...I love this movie...*tears of happiness stream down face* 5 years ago +2
Oh god, anything but B. Anything. 5 years ago  
Shark...Tales? ('Nam-esque flashbacks of childhood trauma begin) 5 years ago +3
All of these enraged females in the comments remind me of this one time when we were having a discussion in English class, and I pretended to be sexist, and I got yelled at by literally every female in the room and was this close to getting my balls ripped off. 5 years ago +1
*cringes* What have you gotten yourself into? 5 years ago  
You mean Disney movies aren't scientifically accurate? My childhood...ruined.... 5 years ago +2
I never use that horrible phrase. 5 years ago  
Mwahahaha......not yet. 5 years ago  
Hahahaha, XD! Yep, I got that from Beauty and the Beast. 5 years ago  
That's alright, you didn't know. But thanks! I agree, there are good users on this site, but they are small in number. 5 years ago  
I am already taken, friend. And my girlfriend is much, much more awesome than any user on this forsaken site. 5 years ago +1
My girlfriend and I love that game. I suck at it, though. But...you can....win?! 5 years ago  
I'm far too spineless to enter the battlefield. I would much rather assassinate my foes from afar. 5 years ago +1
It'll be like Garry's Mod in real life. 5 years ago +1
There is only one god, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: "Not today". 5 years ago +2
Aw, you beat me to it. 5 years ago  
Women should be more submissive and obedient these days. 5 years ago +2
I won't complain, believe me. 5 years ago  
SOME DUMB SH!T LIKE THAT. 5 years ago  
I dislike small talk. 5 years ago  
Psychic-types are my favorite. 5 years ago  
I love eggs. 5 years ago +1
Seems less phallic. My girlfriend likes hot dogs better, though. 5 years ago  
You are awesome. 5 years ago +1
Don't you mean "Grown-Up Alice Returns to Underland"? 5 years ago  
Worth it, definitely. 5 years ago  
No evidence mean there is no "right" or "wrong". This is directed to the God question in particular. 5 years ago +1
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