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    Neither but if I have to then Bill 4 years ago  
    OOOH SLIPPERY SLOPE, SO BY THE SAME LOGIC, IF IT IS LEGAL TO OWN A PET CAT, IT WILL SOON LATER BE LEGAL TO MARRY YOUR PET CAT! BAN PET OWNERSHIP EVERYONE! 4 years ago +1
    The Bible says that Bats are Birds and that the World is a Flat Square 4 years ago  
    [citation needed] 4 years ago +1
    This is not what Evolution is. Evolution teaches that we came from a COMMON ANCESTOR which is not the same thing, besides, in your religion, you believe that man came from dirt and woman came from a rib. And who made God? Also, please work on your pathetic spelling. 4 years ago  
    Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Winston Churchill and Anne Frank 4 years ago  
    I DON'T KNOW THEREFORE IT MUST HAVE BEEN GOD!!!1111 4 years ago  
    Love both 4 years ago  
    Actually, it depends on which religion is right. In Catholicism, I may go to heaven but I may also go to hell. In Protestantism, I will go to hell. In Universalism, I will go to hell. In Christian Fundamentalism, I will go to hell. If Good Deeds are rewarded, I guess I'd go to heaven. If Bad Deeds are rewarded, I'd guess I'd also go to heaven as I have done both good and bad in my lifetime. According to Jehovah's Witnesses, I will get nothing. In Mormonism, I will go to Hell before Heaven. In Islam, I will go to Hell. In Judaism, I will go to Hell before Heaven. In Zoroastrianism, I will go to Hell before Heaven. In Atheistic/LaVeyan Satanism, I will get nothing. In Theistic/Traditional Satanism, I will go to Hell. In Atheism, I will get Nothing. If Atheism is rewarded, then I will go to Heaven. If everyone goes to Hell, then I will go to Hell. In Hinduism, I will be reincarnated. In Buddhism, I will be reincarnated. In Asian Folk Religions, I will go to Hell before Heaven. In African Folk Religions, I will be a Lost Soul. In American Folk Religions, I will have a Neutral Afterlife. In Taoism, I will be reincarnated. In Confucianism, I will have a Neutral Afterlife. In Shinto, I will be Reincarnated and my next life will suck ass. In Sikhism, I will be Reincarnated. In Jainism, I will be Reincarnated and my next life will suck ass. In Baha'i, my spiritual evolution will continue. In Cao Dai, I will be reincarnated. In Cheondoism, I will get nothing. In Tenrikyo, I will be reincarnated. In Wicca, my fate is unsure. In the Church of World Messianism, I will go to Hell before Heaven. In Simulationism, I will be reincarnated. In Singularitarianism, I will go to Heaven. And Finally, in Pascal's Wagerism, I will go to Hell. 4 years ago +6
    What part of "BELIEVE" do you not understand? 4 years ago  
    Gay is Happy 4 years ago  
    I would have chosen B if it weren't for the death penalty 4 years ago  
    stfu 4 years ago +1
    Freddie Mercury 4 years ago  
    Stephen Fry 4 years ago  
    I don't give a sh*t 4 years ago +5
    Genders not Races 4 years ago +2
    Then why did you pick Option B then? 4 years ago  
    Do you really know any politician to ever tell the truth? 4 years ago  
    No, this question is. They're not all made by the same person. This guy is clearly a Liberal like myself, however there are many right-wing questions on this site (Would you rather get killed by Jason Voorhees or vote Obama in the next election?) Don't make foolish assumptions. 4 years ago  
    Yes 4 years ago  
    ... THEY TOOK OWR JAWBS! 4 years ago  
    THEY TOOK AWR JAWBS! ...And you're thinking of the wrong kind of Liberal here 4 years ago  
    ... YOU TOOK OUR JAWWWBS! 4 years ago  
    Why are you trying to learn English? ARE YOU AN IMMIGRANT? YOU TOOK OUR JOBS!!! 4 years ago  
    Okay 4 years ago  
    Actually a request would be said as "Lefties, annoy the crap out of me" but I ignored that because right-wingers are dumbf**ks and it would be typical for one to forget something as simple as a comma. 4 years ago  
    Neither, Satanist. 4 years ago  
    I chose B for the Cat 4 years ago +1
    What that a Statement or a Request? If it's a request, I shall be happy to oblige! 4 years ago +1
    I think they already have 4 years ago +1
    YOU MIGHT NOT WANT TO BUT SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO! I DISLIKE BANANAS BUT I'M NOT GOING TO OUTLAW THEM BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE LIKE THEM! 4 years ago  
    I have already seen God's Not Dead. In my opinion, it's so bad that it's good! 4 years ago  
    Both are dicks 4 years ago +3
    It also says in the Bible you can't eat Shellfish, you can't eat Pig-meat, you can't wear clothes with mixed fabrics, you can't be uncircumcised and you can't work on the Sabbath. I assume you want all that outlawed too? 4 years ago  
    And? It also says on porn-sites not to enter if you are under 18 but I still pay a visit. 4 years ago  
    Sir, I am assuming you are a troll, is this correct? 4 years ago  
    I think Bananas are gross however if somebody wants to eat one, they have the right. Y'ALL KNOW THAT SHIT, MOTHERF*CKER! 4 years ago  
    Did you slam your head into the keyboard, sir? Why would God create so many Homosexuals only to dislike them? It's a bit like me writing a Book and saying that it's the worst book I've ever read. 76% are not stupid. If anybody here is stupid, YOU are. 4 years ago +1
    I guess I think Option A over Option B however, when I hear the word Atheist, I just think of somebody who does not have a belief in God or Gods which is what an Atheist is. 4 years ago  
    Who created God? Who created the Guy who created God? And who created Him? What materials did God use to create the Universe? How did he obtain them? Which God is he? Yahweh? Jehovah? Allah? Zeus? Thor? Apollo? Shrek? Is he a Good Deity deserving of worship? If so, then why do bad things happen to good people? Is the Bible the infallible word of God? If so, how to you explain the countless contradictions within it's text? Who the hell spells f*ck like that? So many questions, so little time. 4 years ago  
    Heaven is just a place where you worship God for eternity, it's pretty boring if you ask me, I'd rather stay on earth with my computer so I can waste my time on websites such as this. 4 years ago  
    There's simply no evidence for or against the possibility of a God so that's why I choose "No" 4 years ago +1
    Who cares whether it's a genetic thing or not? If I choose to like Fish, then that's my choice and it doesn't stop you from not liking Fish. 4 years ago  
    SATANISM!!! 4 years ago +2
    SH*T OH SHI*T WRONG ONE SH*T F*CK DAMMIT I LOVE YOU BRITAIN I WOULD NEVER BETRAY YOU NOOO!!! 4 years ago +2
    Wtf? 4 years ago  
    VIVA LA REVOLUTION! 4 years ago  
    This confuses me. Buddhists, Shintoists, Hindus and Taoists tend to be very peaceful whilst Muslims tend to be very extremist. Same goes for Extreme Christians and Jews. I picked this one because of the Agnostic. 4 years ago  
    However they will be outruled by newer ones. Perhaps, Brogreism may take a step further. 4 years ago  
    Religious Fanatics are usually Greedy. 4 years ago +1
    Religions are sickening. 4 years ago  
    I don't know so much about it though. 4 years ago  
    No, it forces others to be like them. 4 years ago  
    Why is The Satanic Symbol there for Wicca? I am a Satanist and I am confused by this. 4 years ago  
    No we don't. 4 years ago  
    F-UCK POLITENESS! 4 years ago  
    If it really is true that keep the fact that you think all of us "athirst idiots" are retards to yourself then how come you just said it then? Also, no, we shall NOT keep our opinions on who's a retard to ourselves, it's called FREEDOM OF SPEECH, DUMBASS! 4 years ago  
    I don't think this would happen. Chuck is a christian. 4 years ago  
    Are you stupid?!? CATHOLICS ARE CHRISTIANS! ANYONE WHO ACCEPTS CHRIST AS THEIR LORD AND SAVIOUR IS A CHRISTIAN!!! 4 years ago  
    Wish it was though 4 years ago  
    Even religious people should know this! 4 years ago +3
    Depends how you interpret it however I think the world would be slightly better off without it. 4 years ago  
    You are very stupid. We did not come from a monkey. We came from a common ancestor which is not the same thing and even if we did come from a monkey then by that logic I could very simply refute your argument by saying "so your saying get some dust know it will turn into a man" or "so your saying get a rib know it will turn into a woman". Honestly, sometimes I really do feel like I have lost my faith in Humanity. 4 years ago +1
    After I die 4 years ago  
    Why is there never a both button? 4 years ago  
    Wrong button lol 4 years ago  
    I'd bring back Albert Einstein, Abe Lincoln, Gandhi, John F. Kennedy and Buddha 4 years ago  
    I'm not voting for the Prostitutes. I don't want them running the country. 4 years ago +1
    B for the Left is Youtube and for the Right is Fox News 4 years ago  
    We've had two Bushes already and they both sucked! 4 years ago +4
    both 4 years ago +2
    Legalize Marriage to inanimate objects 4 years ago +1
    I think this would actually be awesome! My real friends would start to hate my though 4 years ago  
    Those who choose B are more hypocritical than those who choose A! 4 years ago +6
    fvck off barkans 4 years ago  
    Religious Education 4 years ago  
    I LOVE BOTH BUT I LOVE CATS TOO MUCH! 4 years ago +36
    WHY IS THERE NEVER A BOTH OPTION? 4 years ago  
    HELL! HELL! HELL! HELL! HELL! HELL! HELL! HELL! HELL! HELL! HELL! HELL! HELL! HELL! HELL! HELL! U MAD BRO? 4 years ago +5
    Oh snap! 4 years ago  
    Like you? 4 years ago  
    LOL AT A! 4 years ago +3
    Have my soul break into the Newsroom while the weather forecaster is on so that (s)he will freak out and nobody at home will know why! 4 years ago +1
    It's kind of wrong to do this. I mean you first have to have sexual relations with it before you know if it resists or not! 4 years ago  
    I'm in the UK, sorry Americans, especially you Obama! 4 years ago  
    Because in A that would make it our fault 4 years ago  
    You can use Magic to gain Flight but you can't use Flight to gain Magic! 4 years ago +2
    You can have Bacon on your Pizza but you can't have Pizza on your Bacon! 4 years ago +2
    I support gay rights however since there are more Straight People than Gay People I voted A (I am a bisexual) 4 years ago +1
    Nope 4 years ago  
    She'd forget 4 years ago +70
    I'm too close to my dad for that. If my Grandfather turned out to be Hitler then I'd have liked a different person all along (Not Hitler) so that's why I pick this one. 4 years ago  
    HUMANS ARE ANIMALS! 4 years ago  
    Hopefully the rest of his body will be alright 4 years ago  
    I have no friends so either way I'm banging nobody 4 years ago +2
    Shit! Wrong one? 4 years ago  
    Yes but it says GET AIDS so I guess if you use a condom it will break. 4 years ago  
    I have no friends, so I guess I'm not eating anything! 4 years ago  
    Newton thought the world would end in 2060. 4 years ago  
    I don't even like world of warcraft but daaamn that is seriously scary! 4 years ago  
    I'd be able to walk around naked and get away with it! 4 years ago  
    Since I'm a child this seems much more enjoyable! 4 years ago  
    Heil Grammar! 4 years ago  
    The cow is cute 4 years ago  
    I would rather date Obama than either of these idiots 4 years ago  
    Both Religion and Atheism are like a Penis. It's fine to have one, It's fine to be proud of it, but don't shove it down people's throats (unless they want you to)! 4 years ago +2
    But I have no problem with you if you feel otherwise. Both Religion and Atheism are like a Penis 4 years ago +1
    A is America under Obama, B is America under Bush! 4 years ago +5
    Pizza or Dinosaurs? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... 4 years ago +2
    Shit! Wrong one? 4 years ago  
    I'd rather have stupid than evil 4 years ago +2
    YEAH! FUK OBAMA! OBAMA'S A MUSLIM ATHEIST JEWISH NAZI NINJA PIRATE! 4 years ago  
    I would break into the White House, dressed as Jesus, perform some miracles in front of Obama so that he thinks I'm him and tell him to let me have his power. 4 years ago +1
    So A is Bush and B is ??? 4 years ago  
    Neither but closer to being an American Hero 4 years ago +1
    So sad that these assholes now represent Lincoln's Party 4 years ago +3
    Would you rather stamp on an egg or kill a chicken? 4 years ago +49
    “A state can decide. We don’t need somebody in Washington. I live on the gulf coast, we deal with hurricanes all the time. The local people rebuild the city. Built a sea wall and they survived without FEMA. We should be like 1900, we should be like 1940 1950 1960." -Ron Paul, calling for the end of FEMA just as Hurricane Irene was slamming the east coast, costing many lives and a lot of damage. 4 years ago  
    "There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what. All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. ... My job is not to worry about those people. I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives." -Mitt Romney, in leaked comments from a fundraiser in May 2012 4 years ago  
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