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Joined on July 6th, 2013 (2,235 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

Votes: 8,723

Questions: 150 view

Comments: 4,348

Profile views: 1,870


im a swedish viking and i eat icebears for lunch


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Would you rather join the chat cus svamp is lonely (hes in the psych ward atm) or just join chat 2 years ago 69 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a midget for 13 minutes a day (other people probably wont see you since your a midget you wont be in their line of sight) or be dead four times a week every week all day long lets party lets go come on 2 years ago 55 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a goofball or be a goofster 3 years ago 83 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Drink 2 liters of semen every saturday or Die exactly 20 years from now 3 years ago 93 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Lift weights like a good person or Don't lift weights like a pathetic and out of shape loser 3 years ago 129 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather give Svamp all your money or give Svamp all your favorite things 3 years ago 63 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Women get the same salary as men (even tho men are much better workers because women are weaker and dumber) or Men get a higher salary than women (because men are better than women at everything and we work a lot harder) 3 years ago 144 votes 53 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a newfag (500-1000 days on rrrather) or Be an extreme gross newfag (under 500 days on rrrather) 3 years ago 102 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be overweight, mentally unstable, ugly, pathetic and a useless human being (like the average american) or Be beautiful, smart, amazing, wonderful and smell very very good (like the average swedish person) 3 years ago 134 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a professional egg beater or be a ginger child 3 years ago 103 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Everytime you bust a nut a half black half asian child named Thairone dies or Everytime you see a guy with a fedora you vomit and cry for 3 hours 3 years ago 107 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Make 10000 questions a day about a video game that nobody cares about (Like Lumalee) or Make a million shitty questions about impregnation then make fun of the way the people look in the comments (like nikki) 3 years ago 107 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Best life hack? If you cry in the shower it looks like you're extra good at crying or If you drink enough bleach you will end this existential nightmare 3 years ago 135 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Best way to commit suicide? Overdose on pills or Kill yourself with a fork 3 years ago 135 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Wake up one day and realize you have become a ginger (if you already are a ginger you become a 47 year old asian lady that works in a mining factory) or Wake up one day and realize you have become a black person (if you are aready black you will become a 31 year old canadian man named Tom that works as a professional gay pornstar) 3 years ago 119 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Take drugs to fill the abysall void of your existence which will eventually end in misery or Drink some nice chocolate milkshake 3 years ago 138 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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It's my 1000th day on rrrather today, what should i do to celebrate? Kill myself :^) or Drink semen for hours 3 years ago 127 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather join the rrratehr chat pls or pls join rrrather chat right now 3 years ago 105 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Think abortion is good (you are a child murdering piece of shit, why do you wanna murder kids?) or Be against abortion because murdering kids is wrong (you are a good person) 3 years ago 205 votes 88 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Drink lean or Snort cocaine 3 years ago 139 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat meat and support the suffering and death of innocent animals (if you eat meat you are litterly a subhuman piece of shit) or Be a vegan (you are a good person and probably very attractive since eating meat makes people uglier) 3 years ago 92 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Who is more Hot? Jeff Seid or Zyzz 3 years ago 115 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Spam this site with pictures of women (like some fücking creep) or Comment on all of these questions, as if anyone at all cared about your opinion on these girls (like an even bigger creep) 3 years ago 95 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Cut yourself to see how much it bleeds or Drink a child 3 years ago 180 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Hot Men Tournament [Round41, Match69] Josef Stalin or George Costanza 3 years ago 116 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Not go to a gym and be completely disgusting and out of shape (seriously if you don't go to a gym you should just consider suicide honestly) or Go to a gym and make gains (like a good person) 3 years ago 136 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Shoot yourself or Hang yourself 3 years ago 126 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Most sad moment? When you get this popup message but your mom is dead, fek you alexw ;( or The ending of titanic ;( SPOILER WARNING! the boat sinks and most people die, it's very sad. SPOILER WARNING! 3 years ago 110 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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What do you think will be the new fashion trend in 2016? Pony glasses or Wearing communist t shirts 3 years ago 119 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go to the gym (like a healthy and normal person) or Don't go to the gym (like a out of shape subhuman piece of shit that will die an early death) 3 years ago 123 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a short guy and get 0 girls because nobody is attracted to short guys (5'10 or shorter) or Be a tall guy and get all the pussy (6'0 or taller) 3 years ago 182 votes 66 comments 0 likes
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Worst moment? When you are about to browse some dank memes but then you realize someone replaced all your dank memes with pictures of dead babies... so offensive or When you are having a nice day but then you realize life is completely pointless and you have a full on existential crisis 3 years ago 134 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Worst moment? When you are about to take a sip from your martini but then you realize some guy named Martin replaced your martini with a glass of his semen, god damn it Martin... why you always do this? or When you are about to pick up your daughter from the kindergarten but some fat guy named Terry stole your daughter and now keeps her in his dungeon.. god damn it Terry it's the third time this week.. 3 years ago 128 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Commit suicide (like i will in a couple of minutes) or Keep living this existential nightmare 3 years ago 117 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Deepest quote This very deep quote or This other very deep quote 3 years ago 114 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Never be able to orgasm again or Never be able to wear t-shirts, eat pizza, drink soda and watch TV again 3 years ago 192 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be stuck in an elevator for 80 minutes with a crazy guy named Jodsef; he keeps sneezing frantically and yelling nonsense. or Be followed by some creepy asian lady with a fork for 2 hours. If you stop at any time she will stab you with the fork in the ass. 3 years ago 231 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go to the gym and make gains or Be a subhuman piece of shit that doesn't even lift 3 years ago 235 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Never be able to wear a jacket again. or Never be able to drink milk, wear white socks, eat chicken or use a shovel again. 3 years ago 201 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Wear really cool red glasses or Drink some soap soup 3 years ago 174 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Worst feeling? When you just won a contest for the first time ever in your life. But then you realize the contest you just won was a ''smallest penis in the world'' contest. or When you are socially awkward, irresponsible, immature, unlucky and lonely. Enjoy eating unhealthy food, using self depricating humor as a coping mechanism, turning everything- including your unsuccesful and vastly disappointing life- into a joke. 3 years ago 93 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Worst moment? When you are about to masturbate but then you realize that you no longer have any arms. Then you remember that Tyrone cut your arms off with a chainsaw last night, gosh darn it Tyrone why would you do that man? or When you are about to eat some pork but then you realize you are a muslim so you bomb yourself to death in the name of the gods instead. 3 years ago 140 votes 9 comments 1 like
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Worst moment? When you are having a good time watching a TV show. But then you realize we are all going to die and that everything is worthless. The death that occurs after death scares you so much that you start crying frantically. or When you are chiling on the porch with Jake Gyllenhaal when suddenly a crazy mailman shoots you in the arm with a nailgun. 3 years ago 85 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have an existential crisis or shit yourself 3 years ago 82 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather cut yourself with a razord blade or cut yourself with a kitchen knife 3 years ago 78 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather this car (hot wheels rock!!) or this car that my daddy got me for xmas (rly fast) 3 years ago 77 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Should i do steroids? Yeah bruh or No you shouldn't 3 years ago 128 votes 39 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Answer would you rrrather questions the way they are supposed to be answered. or Try to find stupid loopholes in questions in which both answers are negative, ruining the whole point of even answering the question in the first place. 3 years ago 120 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink clorox or drink cum 3 years ago 116 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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WHAT IS MORE MANLY? A guy having sex with a girl..(that's really gay bruh) or A true man having hardcore manly sex with another man, afterwards they drink beer and watch sports on TV 3 years ago 182 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather You turn into a shoe for 30 minutes every time you cum or You turn into a sheep for 6 minutes every time you laugh or cry 3 years ago 136 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Which is better? Svamp with glasses or Svamp without glasses 3 years ago 125 votes 30 comments 1 like
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Would you rather become gaysexual or all your friends become gaysexual (if you don't have friends you die instead) 3 years ago 84 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Most interesting fact about america? America is actually one of the weakest countries in the world and would lose a war against most other countries. or 89% of the american population is overweight and gross and to be honest don't really deserve to be alive 3 years ago 134 votes 87 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Adidas or Nike 3 years ago 83 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wear New Balance 574's or Nike roshe runs 3 years ago 85 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Never be able to cum again or Only be able to eat potato for the rest of your life 3 years ago 114 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Tyrant Quotes part fiftyfour: "Dont cry because it's over, smile because it happend." - Hitler Agree or Disagree 3 years ago 105 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Marry Svamp or Get cancer 3 years ago 116 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Become Svamp or Eat a dead cat 3 years ago 119 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live the rest of your life inside of a locker or you have to lick a dogs balls 14 hours a day, but on sundays you only have to do it 4 hours a day 4 years ago 109 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Worst moment? When you are going to join the rrrather chat and you see there is 1 person online, then you realize that person is you and you are already in chat in another tab. or When you are about to eat some pasta but then you realize Tyrone replaced your pasta with rat poison and you die because you are half rat. God damn it Tyrone 4 years ago 93 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Worst moment? When you are about to take a nap on your brand new sofa, but then you realize your nemesis Todd replaced your new sofa with a very uncomfortable piano. Gosh darnit Todd not again.. It's the third time this week Todd.. or When you are about to smoke some dank weed but then you realize Tyrone replaced your weed with semen. Typical Tyrone man.... 4 years ago 126 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Worst moment? When you are about to play some golf but someone replaced the golf ball with a dildo and you don't notice, then all your snobby golf friends laugh at you for trying to play golf with a dildo or When you are about to watch some normal porn but then you realize your roommate Timmy replaced all the porn in your porn folder with f*cked up porn that made you cry when you saw it. God damn it Timmy not again. 4 years ago 99 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Wake up one day and suddenly you smell permanently like horse semen or Wake up one day and suddenly you realize you don't even lift bro. 4 years ago 167 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Wake up one day and suddenly you are Hitler or Wake up one day and suddenly you lost the ability to laugh, cry and smile. You emotionless bastard. 4 years ago 152 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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WHAT IS MORE SHOCKING? THIS IS ACTAULLY A PAINTING HOLY MACARONY or THIS IS ALSO A PAINTING HOLY FK HOW CAN PEOPLE PAINT LIKE THIS? 4 years ago 149 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Think abortion is good (you kill babies and you will go to hell you bastard) or Be against abortion cus ur not a baby killer (thanks for not murdering babies 4 years ago 210 votes 107 comments 0 likes
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Worst moment? When you are about to play some tennis but some annoying ginger rich kid named Dilbert replaced your tennisball with a grenade so you die and then Dilbert steals your eyebrows, FUCK YOU DILBERT! or When you are about to take a swim in your new pool but Tyrone has replaced all the water in your pool with semen. REALLY TYRONE? ITS THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK.. 4 years ago 127 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink a cat or always smell very bad 4 years ago 161 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the IQ of the avarage american wich is around 25 (severely retarded) or Have the IQ of the avarage swede wich is over 200 (yeah we are smart) 4 years ago 178 votes 38 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather go trick or treating on halloween, but everyone gives you dog shampoo instead of candy or everytime it rains you have to sing the song 'raindrops keep falling on my head' extremely loud. 4 years ago 213 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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QUIZ OMFG FKIN DO THE QUIZ IN THE DESCRIPTION or DO THE QUIZ 4 years ago 127 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Most interesting fact about Sweden? Sweden exports the most amount of weapons per capita out of all countries in the world or Sweden is the 5th most happiest country to live in, almost all the other top 10 happiest countries are also in northern europe 4 years ago 151 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Which 6 words story is sadder? A blind guy was watching TV or Jewish people all smell very bad 4 years ago 166 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which 6 words story is sadder? A black guy stole my nutella. or Why is this dog wearing glasses? 4 years ago 159 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Take your shoes of when you go inside, like a normal person or Walk around with ur shoes inside for no reason like an insane person 4 years ago 205 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be mentally challenged and believe in stupid stuff (like religious people lmao) or be amazing and genius (like all ahtiests) 4 years ago 165 votes 55 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather smell like shit and suck at everything (like an american) or smell really nice and be really good at everything (like a swedish person) 5 years ago 217 votes 115 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather got to Swedish prison or go to American prison 5 years ago 221 votes 43 comments 0 likes
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Worst moment When Adam Sandler steals your pants and then he replaces your phone with a dildo or When a jew named Jewie steals all your money then he burns down your house and calls you a nazi 5 years ago 190 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat soap or drop the soap in the prison shower 5 years ago 242 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Most Beautiful Quote? ''Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend'' - Adolf Hitler or ''Goverments should not be afraid of their people, people should be afraid of their governments'' - Barack Obama 5 years ago 215 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be named Thairone or Tyrone 5 years ago 173 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be immortal or Get cancer 5 years ago 239 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Most horrible moment? When you are about to take a dump but this girl breaks the door with her fists, jumps in and fists you in the butt or When you are about to brush your teeth but fkin Tyrone replaced your toothpaste with his semen 5 years ago 161 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather your hair will stop growing right now and will look exactly like it does right now, if you try to change your haircut or cut your hair it will change back or grow back in only a few seconds or have to wear the same clothes that you are wearing now for the rest of your life 5 years ago 205 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Most horrible moment? When you are about to drink some Sprite but Tyrone replaced your Sprite with hydrochloric acid or When you are about to eat a nice muffin but Carl Carlsson replaced your muffin with some rotten horse meat 5 years ago 130 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Most horrible moment? When you are about to eat popcorns but then you realize someone replaced your popcorns with semen or When you think you are eating a hotdog but then you realize your just giving an oldman a blowjob 5 years ago 376 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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What is a more horrible moment? When you see some nice raisin cookies, but then when you eat them it's actually not raisins but its fkin chocolate chip cookies or When you are about to get some raisins but some moronic moron replaced ur raisins with semen 5 years ago 195 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in USA or Spain 5 years ago 182 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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WICH IS MORE SHOCKING? THIS IS A PAINTING!! or THIS SHIT IS ALSO A PAINTING HOLY FK HOW THEY DO THIS SHIET 5 years ago 202 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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What is more SHOCKING!!!? THIS! or THIS! holy fk 5 years ago 120 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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How many people do you see in this picture? 2 people or 1 person 5 years ago 155 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather gain 1 million pounds or gain 1 million dollars 5 years ago 431 votes 50 comments 0 likes
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Wich fact is more embarrassing for america? The United States has the highest child abuse death rate in the world. or America has the highest incarceration rate and the largest total prison population in the entire world by a good margin. 5 years ago 193 votes 64 comments 0 likes
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Play The Birthday Scenario Game now YES (write what u get in comments) or no (if u vote this u suck) 5 years ago 153 votes 65 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather age 4 years every year, like apperently funmaster13 does as you can see in this picture or Age 0,2 years every year, after 10 years you will be 2 years old 5 years ago 130 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be dumb, arrogant and brainwashed (like the typical christian) or be amazing, rich and attractive (like the typical atheist) 5 years ago 136 votes 74 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather everytime a potato screams you have to eat it or everytime you see a boner you have to suck it (even if its urs) 5 years ago 140 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Become best friends with the president of Iceland, then he betrays you by not responding your messages on facebook, you can see he read them but hes NOT RESPONDING or Drink a smoothie 5 years ago 128 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather do the swedish princess Madeleine or the british princess Anne 5 years ago 722 votes 43 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get free, amazingly fresh air (like in Sweden) or HAVE TO PAY TO BE ABLE TO BREATH AIR (LIKE IN PSYCHO AMERICA) 5 years ago 332 votes 44 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go to swedish jail, nice cell with a TV, acces to a computer, tasty food, kinda like a free hotel or go to american jail, small cells, scary people.. and dont drop the soap 5 years ago 570 votes 76 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Join my new religion (We believe that me, Svamp is the creator of the earth and universe, i created the big bang and i created all humans, the difference between us and other religions is that i have proof of God, because i am God and i have proof that i exist. The religion is called Svampism) or No (if u vote this ur a foolish atheist) 5 years ago 165 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get paid for going to school (like i do) or have to pay to go to school 5 years ago 9,602 votes 179 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Gamble all your money once with a 50/50 chance on getting double your money or loosing all your money or loose 50% of your money 5 years ago 138 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather WATCH THE BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME (LINK IN DESCRIPTION) or no 5 years ago 208,541 votes 750 comments 3 likes
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Would you rather believe in old fairytales (witches, God, giants, etc) or Don't 5 years ago 186 votes 62 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be best friend with this guy (he has a penis that can kill anyone if you touch it) or be best friend with amumu 5 years ago 104 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather admit that you are jealous or say you're not jealous, but you actually are 5 years ago 130 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat ice bear meat and be very strong and attractive (like a typical swedish person) or eat lots of nasty fatty food and die of obesity (like 98,7% of the american population) 5 years ago 328 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather your ears turn into condoms or your condoms turn into ears 5 years ago 106 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch the best video ever made (in description) or no (if u vote this u are most likely a homophobic child-rapist) 5 years ago 134 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather it's illegal for fat people to be married or it's illegal for gay people to be married 5 years ago 233 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather NEVER be able to eat children again or be a parrot 5 years ago 190 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have green hair or have yellow hair 5 years ago 308 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a country of freedom! (sweden and norway for example) or live in a horrible totalitarian terrorist country (USA for example) 5 years ago 182 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather don't kill civilians and don't laugh at corpses (like a typical swedish soldier) or kill civilians, innocent children and then laugh at their corpses like a freak (like a typical american soldier) 5 years ago 167 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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Skulle du hellre äta köttbullar med potatis or äta köttbullar med potatismos 5 years ago 177 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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WOULD YOU RATHER ONLY BE ABLE TO EAT JOHN MADDEN FOR THE REST OF UR LIFE or NEVER BE ABLE TO EAT JOHN MADDEN AGAIN 5 years ago 284 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather becoma a pirate, you will talk like one too or your body switches form so you look exactly like William Rehnquist 5 years ago 214 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather john madden or aeiou 5 years ago 302 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Wich was worse hiroshima and nagasaki bombings or 9/11 5 years ago 175 votes 36 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat some plopp or eat som daim 5 years ago 520 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be very hot, attractive, smart, nice, beautiful, fabulous, funny and hillarious (like a stereotypical swedish person) or be a serial killer, pedophile, rapist, and also a jehovah's witness (like a stereotypical american) 5 years ago 463 votes 85 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a very strange fetish for oatmeal or have a very strange fetish for chess 5 years ago 629 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have high IQ (like the average swedish person) or have low IQ (like the average american) 5 years ago 517 votes 105 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat some dogpoop for 1500 dollars or don't 5 years ago 820 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have 10,000 random strangers in USA die (not you,nobody you know, nobody you would ever meet) or have 25,000 random swedish strangers die (not you,nobody you know, nobody you would ever meet) 5 years ago 531 votes 92 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a very small penis (like a stereotypical black guy) or have a gigantic huge penis (like a stereotypical asian guy) 5 years ago 294 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be very fat and ugly (like a stereotypical american) or be very smart and gorgeous (like a stereotypical swedish person) 5 years ago 1,266 votes 55 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather work as a oatmeal-taster your whole life or work as a potato-licker your whole life 5 years ago 190 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have blonde hair or have brown hair 5 years ago 327 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a muslim or be an atheist 5 years ago 201 votes 53 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat liquorice or eat chocolate 5 years ago 391 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather always wear a pigeon mask or always wear a horse mask 5 years ago 509 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a son that bullies other or have a bullied son 5 years ago 202 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a rapbattle against Willy Wonka or have a rapbattle against Arnold Schwarzenegger 5 years ago 145 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a pet dinasaur or have a pet walrus 5 years ago 434 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be stalked by lemongrab your whole life or be stalked by ME your whole life 5 years ago 490 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play football or play handegg 5 years ago 423 votes 65 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a extreme phobia of penises or have a extreme phobia of potatoes 5 years ago 124 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have free health care or NOT have free health care 6 years ago 225 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather only be able to write in swedish (you will automatically learn the language) or only be able to speak in swedish (you will automatically learn the language) 6 years ago 285 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have no swagz or have 41 swagz 6 years ago 136 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a pig or be a ferret 6 years ago 137 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch anime or cartoons 6 years ago 183 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Find out that your life actually is a tv-show and everyone you've known your whole life is actually an actor, even your parents. or Never find out the truth that your life is a tv-show and keep living your life in a fake world 6 years ago 268 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be the only survivor on earth after mutated cows attacked, all mutated cows are now dead and you're safe or be on earth with 10 other survivors, you are being attacked by the last 25 mutated cows on earth (the cows are hard to kill and very strong) 6 years ago 216 votes 15 comments 0 likes

Svamp has posted the following comments:

heey 2 years ago +1
f*** u and ur fkin loopholes f***in f*** 2 years ago  
im aware 2 years ago  
i just wanna listen to some chill music and eat popcorn while someone licks on my knees man, just give me a popsticle my man 2 years ago  
lol 3 years ago  
kanye west 3 years ago  
why is that bad? fk u im beautiful 3 years ago  
consider suicide if you picked A 3 years ago  
rude 3 years ago  
its gone and im scared i dont want to be alone 3 years ago  
youre a sexist pig 3 years ago  
ay mayn u trynna throw hands? 3 years ago  
jag kanske gled i mellan 3 years ago  
du sköts i bitar 3 years ago  
det var år sen vi va små 3 years ago  
har nån hört nåt om hurricane 3 years ago  
nígga i aint no pedophile 3 years ago +1
lol yeah 3 years ago +1
fúcking normies ruined pepe 3 years ago +3
why are you giggling 3 years ago  
both sound like cancer 3 years ago  
haha good1 3 years ago  
wtf are you even talking about 3 years ago  
yeah thats why its funny 3 years ago +1
do you even own a boat 3 years ago  
the one i got wasnt funny enough so i wont comment it 3 years ago  
i thought those were only in movies 3 years ago  
i used to listen to this band when i was a faggot, who the fuuck is shady jeff? 3 years ago  
lmfao if you vote A you are retarded 3 years ago +4
i think i'll be fine, probably wouldn't even feel anything if he raped me 3 years ago +4
:^) 3 years ago  
Cynic confirmed to be mentally challenged 3 years ago +1
2 3 years ago  
96% with some guy named Donald Trump 3 years ago +3
lol 3 years ago +1
wueht 3 years ago  
well it's better than eternal darkness 3 years ago  
2 liters of semen is a lot and why would you wanna die that early? 3 years ago +1
i thought the picture of condoms filled with semen would make it obvious thats what i meant 3 years ago  
just revenge on em 3 years ago  
oh that sounds terrible 3 years ago  
No i changed it shortly after i posted the question. I thought cum only meant semen. 3 years ago  
nobody cares u dont need to comment that you skip 3 years ago +6
no you have to drink semen now 3 years ago  
i made the question so i get to choose, btw i changed the question 3 years ago  
there's a grey area 3 years ago  
sounds like you were a bullied faget 3 years ago  
i changed the question 3 years ago  
dont worry i changed it to semen 3 years ago  
well it doesn't say you get to drink it from the source either 3 years ago  
no you will drink it from a big jug 3 years ago  
male cum is healthier 3 years ago +1
what 3 years ago  
who cares 3 years ago  
It's called a slice of bread you idiot. Just because it's at the end doesn't mean it gets a different name. 3 years ago  
add porn 3 years ago +1
i don't care 3 years ago  
43 millon songs have a color in their name and 214 million songs have ''The'' in their name- 3 years ago  
there are more genres than Hip Hop 3 years ago  
Schindler's List 3 years ago  
''most other countries'' lol are u retarded 3 years ago  
daily reminder that if you voted B you are a worthless piece of sh*t 3 years ago +4
in july 3 years ago  
It's a reference to a song by Eminem 3 years ago  
what is that suppose to mean 3 years ago  
depends u cunt 3 years ago  
thats retarded, we don't live in the middle ages anymore 3 years ago  
what kind of question is this 3 years ago  
u fags just googled that so u cud look smart, f***in fegets 3 years ago +1
never heard of 3 years ago +1
you people are racist, stop assuming he has a big penis just cus he is black, it might be tiny 3 years ago  
night rider 3 years ago  
you just ruined the point of the site 3 years ago +2
horses dont even have horns, useless animals 3 years ago  
cringelord newfag 3 years ago  
cringelord newfag 3 years ago  
i am leader 3 years ago  
Losif Stalin 3 years ago  
aryan is a race tho 3 years ago  
why? 3 years ago  
go eat some curry 3 years ago  
u suk penos 3 years ago  
ye sure u lieea 3 years ago  
jew country 3 years ago  
u didnt even know him u faget 3 years ago  
i am svemo and i know everything 3 years ago  
explains a lot 3 years ago +2
ur a 13 year old girl ur not suppose to rape people 3 years ago +1
he just said it as a joke u fagets 3 years ago  
chocolate is healthy, popcorn is unhealthy 3 years ago  
you dont have herpes you virgin 3 years ago  
this question is racist and i have reported you to the FBI http://i.imgur.com/Kq95PLB.png 3 years ago +1
i never played game boy as a child, i only played with my penis tbh 3 years ago +1
A is for gross fat people 3 years ago  
well Finland sucks 3 years ago  
You only have 2 options 3 years ago  
Borås Djurpark 3 years ago  
never heard of this user, must be a newfag 3 years ago +1
worst user by far 3 years ago +2
Imagine how mad you must be since you took the time to screenshot his posts, upload them to imgur and make a question about it. 3 years ago +5
no wtf is that 3 years ago  
http://i.imgur.com/Kq95PLB.png reported you to the FBI 3 years ago +4
i dont even have a bedroom 3 years ago  
you sound like a murderer 3 years ago +2
i dont even have a lawn 3 years ago  
never heard of either, must be bad unknown sh*tty games 3 years ago  
id rather starve myself to death 3 years ago  
i give u the benefit of cancer cus ur gey 3 years ago +1
låter inte särskilt normalt att ha sex när man är 12 år gammal, prata med dina föräldrar eller ring BRIS 3 years ago  
wow 3 years ago  
pöjk är inte du 13 du ska inte snacka om sånt 3 years ago  
A: drinking raw eggs B: cars 3 years ago  
eeewe fat people 3 years ago  
whatet 3 years ago  
''Which of these countries have the best culture?'' the fact that you used the word 'battle' made this question super confusing 3 years ago  
You could of worded that a lot better man 3 years ago  
wtf you mean by ''overall battle'' fcking weirdo 3 years ago +2
lmfao 3 years ago  
stfu im beautiful u ugly cunt 3 years ago +2
will the negros eat me? 3 years ago  
there is no drama on rrrather 3 years ago +1
I should of won 3 years ago +1
wow that was rude 3 years ago  
i chose B you stupid woman 3 years ago +3
i made out with 2 guys last weekend so i guess im a lil gay 3 years ago +2
only if they suk penis for money 3 years ago +3
no because then he will never want have sex with that girl again since her vagina will look very gross 3 years ago +3
dont worry u will never have intercourse with anyone 3 years ago  
maybe i don't spend all my time on this site like you do 3 years ago  
never heard of either 3 years ago  
''wow hes doing basic human activities'' 3 years ago  
That sounds stressful and unpleasent. 3 years ago  
I live in the present, not in the past 3 years ago  
go away newfag 3 years ago  
wouldnt happen in sweden lol 3 years ago  
Why would she get kicked out the house for getting a STD that isnt serious? Hungarians are weird 3 years ago  
What STD did your friend get? 3 years ago  
maybe in Hungary lmfao 3 years ago  
we need more hatred against new people on this site 3 years ago +3
The risk is really low tho, considering almost nobody my age has it, atleast not in sweden 3 years ago  
well you could get herpes from kissing but who the fk has herpes that is our age 3 years ago  
''i wanna kill myself'' - svemp 3 years ago +1
what boards? 3 years ago  
can i still do other sexual stuff? 3 years ago  
person A rapes person B, lets murder person C... thats ur logic 3 years ago +2
im actually typing this from a small hut in southern Nigeria 3 years ago +5
??? 3 years ago  
I could make you cum by sheer willpower. 3 years ago  
This question makes no sense, i don't think you thought this through 3 years ago +8
i have 3 years ago  
that must suck man 3 years ago  
Option A sounds very terrible, glad i picked B. 3 years ago +3
best movie is magic mike, no homoo 3 years ago  
i dont have loved ones thats gaey 3 years ago  
i masturbate u faggot 3 years ago  
you dont get to choose the size of the locker you dumb slut 3 years ago +3
then stop future half black half asian children named Thairone from being born, you sick monster 3 years ago +3
hey man thats not okay man hey 3 years ago  
blood will be used as lube 3 years ago +1
intense anal sex 3 years ago +1
white knight fedora tipper 3 years ago  
What if a girl that is insecure about her chin reads your comment? 3 years ago  
stfu shes beautiful 3 years ago  
I wanna suck on Kanye's toes until we both cum 3 years ago +4
Can we take a second to fúck off and stop judging people based on their appearance 3 years ago +3
fight me irl u skank 3 years ago +1
both are not even snipers 3 years ago +2
Atleast it looks like a sniper 3 years ago  
A isnt a sniper u fag 3 years ago  
Svumper 3 years ago +1
pls 3 years ago  
you might have too high bodyfat for your abs to show 3 years ago  
You really gonna blame genes lol? 3 years ago  
never go on either of those sites 3 years ago +1
more like 42 3 years ago  
niglet u look 36 3 years ago  
1/10, terrible 3 years ago  
more like neckbeard test 3 years ago +1
He needs to be taller than me muscular, he needs to hug me and tell me that everything will be okay. 3 years ago  
u fat as f*** tbh 3 years ago +1
there is no purpose lol 3 years ago  
already have both 3 years ago  
''i went for a run'' - TD every single day 3 years ago  
no im not thats just mean man 3 years ago  
just cus u give murder a fancy name like ''choice'' it doesnt make it okay 3 years ago +4
i need someone to talk to atm man 3 years ago  
coem back 3 years ago  
im sry come back 3 years ago  
eew a child murderer 3 years ago +1
he did on my other one and it made me cry 3 years ago +3
nice photoshop 3 years ago  
you are basically saying that murdering a child is OK. Nice man. 3 years ago +2
it says never you goofball 3 years ago  
you are a murderer and a bad person, nobody will never truly love you 3 years ago +1
thanks, that actually means a lot 3 years ago  
probably not 3 years ago  
crazy af 3 years ago  
all dogs are ugly 3 years ago  
all mudslimes are terrorist 3 years ago +1
Fkin newfag 3 years ago +5
Nice original question, you seem like a very creative person. Thank you for taking the time to make this thought provoking and very creative quesion, this site needs more content like this! 3 years ago +1
luv u 3 years ago +1
sweden? is that even a country? sounds pathetic 3 years ago +2
You implied that you were 4'11 lol, choosing B means you stay the same physically as you are right now forever. We both know you are short and fat so maybe you shud choose A 3 years ago +1
thats not how it works u fkin idiot 3 years ago +4
Depends, which one is more expensive? 3 years ago +1
Well now you are that guy. 3 years ago +8
That commenet make you sound very mad lol 3 years ago  
oh u got caps on, thats when u know hes really mad 3 years ago  
basically the same thing 3 years ago  
are you 12? 3 years ago  
are you the new redeagle? 3 years ago  
is that really witty? he looks like a phaggot 3 years ago  
both look really ugly tbh, wouldnt bang 3 years ago  
why would you wanna bite someones collarbones? wouldnt that hurt him 3 years ago +2
Dude zyzz wasn't an asshole.. he was actually a genuinely nice guy 3 years ago  
It's interesting that you judge someone purely on the way they look. 3 years ago +1
He had a family history of heart disease and he partied hard as f***, not a good idea to inject trenbolone and do party drugs every weekend when you have a family history like that. 3 years ago  
Yeah out of shape wasnt the right word, but it looks like he doesn't even lift 3 years ago +1
66,290 votes in 400 days, sounds like a lot of time 3 years ago  
so basically a guy thats out of shape? 3 years ago +2
lol stop joking 3 years ago  
no stop being mean 3 years ago  
who cares about face? just look at that body 3 years ago +1
you should rename this ''Average Women Tournament'' cus i don't see any hot women in this sh*t 3 years ago +1
id rather just chill 3 years ago  
in 1 million years 3 years ago  
maybe if u didnt spend so much time on rrrather you would have time for a new hobby 3 years ago  
lol who said you get to choose the rules? 3 years ago  
Speaks to em on a sexual level tbh 3 years ago  
existential crisis alert 3 years ago  
and if you aint a hoe, get out of my trap house 3 years ago +1
I stole from reoGirl because she made out with my dog. 3 years ago  
i read that comment in my notification bar without any context 3 years ago +1
swedish is useless 3 years ago +1
You still don't believe the guy in the pic is Stalin? 3 years ago  
The picture i posted is litterly from the stalin museum you goof: http://thewanderingscot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/IMG_0262.jpg 3 years ago  
You realize there can be more then one picture of a person right? 3 years ago  
Yes it is... what makes you say it isn't? 3 years ago  
stfu you creepy virgin 3 years ago +1
have fun in jail u 2 3 years ago  
uh why would anyone make fun of someone in the gym? 3 years ago +1
you have been reported to the police for threatening to kill a person. have fun in jail. 3 years ago +2
show me what you look like then bro 3 years ago  
i was too lazy to crop the images, it's not like i don't know how to 3 years ago  
wtf nerd question pls no 3 years ago  
yes u fkin weirdo u can only eat if u are with another person, eating alone means u will die alone aswell u f***in lonely lil biecth 3 years ago +1
swedish people make me wanna vomit and cry at the same time until i die 3 years ago +1
me2 mayne 3 years ago  
cum and semen 3 years ago +1
Ofc there is no grey area, you can only choose between ''awesome'' and ''meh''. Kys. 3 years ago +1
B already happend to me 3 years ago  
sry for spoiling movie 3 years ago +1
because i didnt wanna spoil the ending of a movie? 3 years ago  
stfu u ugly cunt 3 years ago  
its still a spoiler cus its amovie 3 years ago  
honestly id rather just kill myself 3 years ago  
i am the master of maymays 3 years ago  
DAMN DANIEL BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VANS 3 years ago +1
then i can do sick gang signs in the hod 3 years ago +1
just asking 3 years ago  
why would you post black girls? 3 years ago +1
isnt that a song by three days gays? 3 years ago  
never heard of any of those 3 years ago  
never heard of both of em, they must suck 3 years ago  
Since apperently rrrather users can make the rules in every single question i'm gonna choose to die at the age of 100 000 million years. 3 years ago  
bruh its a 2 year old question 3 years ago  
I heard that you were a gross white knight? That true? 3 years ago  
you jelly? 3 years ago  
6'1 3 years ago  
who the fk is that 3 years ago  
dude you look hot, wanna fk u in the ass 3 years ago  
still out of shape 3 years ago +1
ye u are fagt 3 years ago  
yes it is lol 3 years ago  
Not by a significant amount tho lol 3 years ago  
thats just a meme 3 years ago  
i feel so sorry for you man :/ 3 years ago  
Sorry, but can you explain how you ended up like that? I'm just curious. 3 years ago  
I think having 10/10 looks would improve life in many ways, not just sexually. Really hot people are usually treated better in general. 3 years ago  
You will never know true pleasure that way 3 years ago  
Sounds like something a short guy would say 3 years ago  
Oh boy, atleast i'm not a 27 year old virgin like you lol 3 years ago  
Yes it is 3 years ago  
No, i'm just trying to make guys insecure about something that they can't even change. 3 years ago  
I'm so sorry man :/ Just hang in there bud! 3 years ago  
5'11 is neutral 3 years ago  
anything that starts with 5 is short and gross, just look at the girls facial expression 3 years ago  
How does it feel to get new fresh pussy everywhere u go? 3 years ago  
fan va mysigt egentligen 3 years ago  
är du svensk? 3 years ago  
its ok i love u 3 years ago  
wtf is the point of replying 3 years ago  
2 year old comment bruh 3 years ago  
what if God is the universe computer 3 years ago  
God is a computer 3 years ago  
The proof is all around you. Open your eyes. 3 years ago  
both are ugly as hell 3 years ago  
nobody cares, im not a fan of you 3 years ago  
yes i have proof 3 years ago +1
yeah ofc i will 3 years ago  
''Do you rather'' 3 years ago +4
never heard of any of those users, new users i assume? 3 years ago  
never heard of them 3 years ago  
why do you love that? thats racism 3 years ago +1
make question about me now 3 years ago  
why? ;( 3 years ago  
Does this mean i'm not a man? Does this mean i can never be a man unless i rape someone? 3 years ago +5
No id kill him 3 years ago  
both are below average 3 years ago  
id tell them they owe me lots of money even tho they dont, hehehehaeha 3 years ago  
u wot 3 years ago +1
no am svamp 3 years ago +1
my favorite animal is bees u moron 3 years ago  
Don't take everything i say so seriously lol. Do you hate every single person you call mean things? Cus you do that a lot. 3 years ago  
well i dont 3 years ago  
none of those people hate you wtf 3 years ago  
i dont think u have ever tasted cum tho 3 years ago  
wow thats really deep 3 years ago  
sounds like a great life 3 years ago  
That's not how it works 3 years ago  
so what? 3 years ago  
I feel like i've seen this comment before on a really similar question :0 3 years ago  
earth 3 years ago  
on the tip 3 years ago  
??? 3 years ago  
Just uh... just.. good luck out there man... 3 years ago  
do you have to make that smiley everytime? :-) 3 years ago  
haha go back to reddit you weeb :-) 3 years ago  
omg man, do you even lift? 3 years ago  
never heard of them 3 years ago  
I just picked a random image tho, are you calling my question bad? wow 3 years ago  
yeh it was natural 3 years ago  
i wanna cum on your glasses 3 years ago +1
I bet you don't even like gummy bears! 3 years ago +1
wow thats rly cool 3 years ago  
i provent 9/11 3 years ago  
what is anime? 3 years ago  
300 questions in 68 days? wtf 3 years ago +3
i take that as a compliment 3 years ago  
only fat cunts will vote A 3 years ago +1
wow nice homophobia 3 years ago  
does it have to be around my neck? can it be inside my anus and can it be anal beads? 3 years ago +1
Being edgy doesn't always equal funny mate and people that have to tell others that they are funny are usually not funny at all. 3 years ago +6
Atleast im not a cunt 3 years ago +6
MindlessPie makes me wanna puke 3 years ago +10
who the fk is redeagle? 3 years ago  
im out of her league tbh 3 years ago  
never heard of 3 years ago +1
thanks :) got it from my daddy on xmas btw 3 years ago +1
im way faster tho 3 years ago  
i wish my lawn was like you 3 years ago  
wanna race? 3 years ago  
I don't have online friends, in fact, i don't have any friends! 3 years ago +4
i hurt myself today, to see if i still feel. 3 years ago +5
Yeah m8 perfect 3 years ago +1
mirror m8 3 years ago  
any day of the week 3 years ago  
fk me in the ass with a strap on 3 years ago +1
hello 3 years ago +1
stop being so edgy 3 years ago +3
Why would you pick B? I don't understand... 3 years ago +1
only when im on my period 3 years ago  
I already bulk you faggot. 3 years ago +2
thanks man 3 years ago  
edgyyy 3 years ago  
omg thanks babe 3 years ago  
who the fak? 3 years ago  
yeah bruh 3 years ago  
thank man 3 years ago  
If my testicles are smaller, that means my penis will look bigger! 3 years ago  
In what way are they stupid? 3 years ago  
I like your attitude man! 3 years ago  
B-but i want more muscles 3 years ago  
The penis thing is a myth, makes no sense at all. Why would the increase of testostrone somehow make your penis smaller? There are ways to fix acne and gyno. 3 years ago  
Hehe, no it doesn't 3 years ago  
B-but that's just how life works? There are negative things about everything in life. 3 years ago  
Your dad is not complaining ;) 3 years ago +4
but... but i want muscle 3 years ago  
how? 3 years ago  
Thanks man, that's really nice of you 3 years ago  
yeah enjoy your crooked teethed women with gross accents 3 years ago +4
The reason why i want to die is because i want to end my fear of the eternal darkness. But if i can live for eternity then i don't have to deal with this fear. 3 years ago +1
nice i can live for eternity 3 years ago +1
how hompeag? why not me question on homepeag? why not me why you? alexw how dear u? 3 years ago +2
lets make some gains with clorox 3 years ago  
yeah thats a fair point 3 years ago  
like? i love him you fkin normie 3 years ago  
He makes me wanna vomit on myself 3 years ago +1
It's a bigger dog, so more meat when i eat it 3 years ago  
If you vote A you are a racist 3 years ago  
Keetshup 3 years ago +1
i can stil get blowjobs and masturbate? 3 years ago  
It just ruins the whole point of the site. This isn't a competition where the person who finds the most retarded loopholes gets some award. 3 years ago +1
winner winner chicken dinner 3 years ago  
brotein 3 years ago  
My middle name is suicide 3 years ago +4
ignorant slut 3 years ago  
You vote almost 200 questions per day on average, how does that feel? 3 years ago  
You comment 68 times per day on average lol. 3 years ago  
You have 50,952 votes. Maybe you need a new hobby? 3 years ago  
that's not what im refering to, you don't get to choose the rules, i do. 3 years ago  
cancer 3 years ago +3
lmfao 3 years ago  
yeah cus u live in a sh*tty capitalist country 3 years ago  
thanks man 3 years ago  
yeah thats the point 3 years ago +88
thats the year i was born 3 years ago  
both look gross 3 years ago  
he has better facial structure 3 years ago  
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