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Joined on April 26th, 2013 (2,310 days ago)

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Would you rather Be an Assassin or A templar 5 years ago 140 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a Home theater or Internet station 5 years ago 149 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Class or Glass 5 years ago 155 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Favorite childhood toy Legos or Action figures/ dolls 5 years ago 135 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Lead a large movement or Lead a small country 5 years ago 177 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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If given the chance to leave earth and colonize other planets, would you? Yes or No 5 years ago 136 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Smart or Clever 5 years ago 150 votes 9 comments 0 likes

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So? I didn't say 47 was stronger or better or smarter. I said that batman simply can't win. He isn't willing to do what it would take to win. Therefore, any betting man would bet on the man who is actually willing to at least try and complete the task. Batman won't even kill the Joker, you think he's going to off 47? Besides, even Bats isn't bulletproof. Batman is definitely better. But he also won't kill, therefore, he won't win. Least 47 has a chance. 2 years ago  
To the death. Batman literally can't win, regardless of how many bones he breaks. It doesn't matter if he can complete the dual to the death. 2 years ago  
Hey man, always a way to weasel out of the hard choices. 3 years ago  
It's never too late 3 years ago  
Actually, it was a mix of awful design and mistakes by the operators. Fukushima was caused because a major earthquake and massive tsunami hit the same place within hours of each other. 4 years ago  
French powerplants re-condense the waste back into usable uranium, and use it until it's gone. No more environmental effects. 4 years ago  
The only nuclear powerplant explosions happened because A, rapid one two punch of natural disasters hit in the same time frame, or B, a bunch of drunk russians forgot to put the coolant rods back into the reactor. 4 years ago  
Mostly because I think it'd be easier to mange. Keep like four things functional and you'd be fine. 4 years ago  
America is a pretty crappy place. Maybe we wouldn't be an obese war-driven nation of violent and often uninformed douchebags. 4 years ago +3
Only the finest of doctors. Maybe 4 years ago  
Whoot whoot 4 years ago  
I think it's more like France, a lot of talk without really being very potent. 4 years ago +5
Ha you can't even lose right you loser. 4 years ago +1
Go ahead and get a few surgeries, and I'd be fine. 4 years ago +1
I honestly wouldn't mind a few ads speckled around, so long as the page wasn't swarming. 4 years ago  
I can't do Dark Souls. I don't know, maybe the idea of a game where dying is a huge part of it just hurts my brain. 4 years ago +1
The smell of pine, the feel of the dirt... There's nothing like a forest at night. Serene. Plus, you know, less poison. 4 years ago +1
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA 4 years ago  
I think I'd probably just wait for more applicants... Jaysus.... 4 years ago +1
Some guy getting in your face? Eat a sheet of metal and watch as they piss themselves and try to surrender as quickly as possible. 4 years ago +2
Meh, I already have a minor arrogant streak. Might as well make it official. 4 years ago  
The trade off of having access to millions, I suppose. Not the mention there is no way they all follow the rules. 4 years ago +1
Do we get to know the answer? 4 years ago  
The top tends to refer to archbishops and cardinals. 4 years ago +1
Once upon a time they did exist. But now they go by the name 'United States Congress' 4 years ago +2
Time to turn on the shower and unplug the drain 4 years ago  
That why I could still sh*t effectively. 4 years ago  
Life is about finding your own meaning. Life doesn't have a single unified meaning that applies to everyone. 4 years ago +1
Ok I'll just ask: Why is the nine hells are your pictures so sketchy? Just look at that sonic.... 4 years ago  
Or Spongeknob Squarenuts 4 years ago +1
Option C: The other person seeks to enrage me beyond comprehension 4 years ago +2
I mean, don't do a 10 minute prologue. Just like 30secs to a minute. 4 years ago +1
I don't know why, but if I'm bigger than the pornstar I can't help but laugh. 4 years ago  
If I could do brain surgery, I could invent a whole new saying. "Well, it ain't like we're talking to women." "Well, it ain't like we're trying to walk up stairs wasted." "Well, it ain't like we're trying to win an argument on the internet" 4 years ago +1
I love space and all, but hey, ROBOTS. Maybe deathbots that I can use to take over Alaska. 4 years ago +2
I would downplay it, too. "Yeah it's about average I think. Nothin special." Then WHAM. 4 years ago +3
Maybe I could invent a new, virtually infinite source of clean power and monopolize the power industry. 4 years ago +3
WHOOOOOOO GO PATS 4 years ago  
I'm sure I could parlay discovering the cure for cancer into some benefit. Perhaps a steady job, a Nobel Prize, some beautiful women. More than one way to skin a rabbit, as it were. 4 years ago  
If even one nuke get's fired, it'll be a sure bet that the others are all quickly to follow. 4 years ago +4
I never want kids. Ever. 4 years ago  
If you blow off my legs, I'll crawl towards the enemy. If I lose my arms, I will roll. If I die, I will haunt them. Surrender is for the weak. 4 years ago +2
I'd turn it into a fight to see who's more annoying. 4 years ago  
Even the flesh of my enemies? 4 years ago +4
I have to or else I get extremely aggressive and irritable, not to mention the sexual aggression. 4 years ago +3
I feel really bad about this but I'm a firm believer in natural selection, and as much as this pains me I have to stick by my beliefs. 4 years ago +3
I imagine in the future people will be like they were in Wall-E 4 years ago +6
My school hasn't ever had any, so I wouldn't know. 4 years ago +2
I win the powerball for 300 million dollars. Selfish, yes, but you're all just jealous of my millions. 4 years ago  
Obviously. Our population growth would decrease with the rising lifespans, in the interest of preventing overpopulation. 4 years ago +1
Honestly, I feel like this would be less painful once the adrenaline kicked in. And quicker. 4 years ago +3
That would be hilarious. Maybe I'd finally watch C-span. 4 years ago +5
I vote secret option 3: Myself. "I have a dream! A dream where every citizen has access to free, universal wifi connections! A dream where people can access an unlocked wifi connection wherever they are! That's my america, and with your support, it could be your america too." 4 years ago +1
Hipsters might be annoying, but I might have some interesting conversations with them. 4 years ago  
Nothing makes me angrier than 'whatever'. 4 years ago  
Look, the bullies did something wrong, sure, but the shooters obviously should have found a better way of dealing with it. These guys obviously weren't well, and should have gotten some mental help. 4 years ago +2
It makes sense, trust me. 4 years ago +1
Not what I said. What I'm saying is most of the girls I meet are total sluts, not because they've had sex, but because they're actually legit sluts. Also, if you've had sex you wouldn't pick B. 4 years ago  
I dunno, all I know is I'll know when I see em, you know? 4 years ago  
I'm waiting for someone who isn't a total slut to come around. Taking a while.... 4 years ago +2
Why would I want to have no fear are you insane I would be dead if I wasn't afraid of stuff/ 4 years ago  
I'd make people fall in love with chairs n sh*t. Ahhhh good times. 4 years ago +3
Well if it's every year then that means I win every year regardless of what I do. So pretty much once a year I go on tour, survive a bloodbath, and come home a hero. 4 years ago +2
Obviously. Who would want A? 4 years ago +10
I'd like to live in some remotish island nation like Fiji 4 years ago  
I don't believe in heaven. Or hell. Or souls. 4 years ago  
Free will is secondary to my plans for world domination. 4 years ago +1
What kind of magic powers? 4 years ago +2
I'd get my tastebuds fried. I'd like to be able to talk, so removing my tongue is a no-no/ 4 years ago +1
Well then those beavers are in luck. 4 years ago  
OK I have a question how do you tell if a guy is hot? Like, what even do you look for? 4 years ago  
4. I can't stand up to my fears. A lot of people think I'm brave, but I'm actually just not afraid of many things. Pretty much exclusively dolls and heights. 4 years ago  
I never throw the first punch. But you can be damned sure I'll throw the last. 4 years ago +1
I also love black humor and the muppets. 4 years ago  
I resent that sir. 4 years ago  
I find this hilarious and I don't know why 4 years ago  
I've always said that vengeance is a fools game. Besides, if I'm after money I could stay lighthearted and funny. 4 years ago  
We could have fantastic debates. I LIVE for conflict, and arguing is my favorite kind. 4 years ago  
I'm not comfortable with either me or them being with other people. It shouldn't matter that you're bi, I don't want you dating another person. 4 years ago +1
I can't wait for the new evolve game. I'ma play as a monster and murder everyone! Or die, but hey, you can't win all of them. 4 years ago +3
You're crazy if you think I want to fight flaming zombies. As if normal zombies weren't bad enough, now they have to be on fire? 4 years ago +2
To be fair I live in maine, which has a massive amount of freshwater, all of it easily purified. Food would mean way more than water. 4 years ago  
I'm a pretty militant atheist, so me and A would clash constantly. At least with the kids I won't punch them in their faces. 4 years ago +1
I've been around for almost three years. Took me a while to get into the community and make a profile. 4 years ago  
The ultimate cop-out. "Sorry, I was really drunk." 4 years ago +2
A isn't annoying. Also, you're kind of blaming the victim. You shouldn't ask why they stay, you should ask "why does he hit her?". 4 years ago +7
Keep your making out where it's supposed to be! In the mcdonalds bathroom stall! 4 years ago +5
They feel better in my hands. 4 years ago +2
Meat is delicious, and quite frankly I hate salad. Unless you put in bacon bits. And remove the veggies. Mmmmmm bacon salad...... 4 years ago +1
Hello there Mr. Gates. I'd like to ask you a question. HEARTSTEAL BAM. Now I'd like many billions of dollars please. 4 years ago +1
If you do your job and do it well, it shouldn't matter what you do in your personal life. Just leave it at the door. 4 years ago +2
DIE MIGHTY DRAGON AND I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL oh cool a butterfly ima chase it and make a cool potion brb 4 years ago +2
Green skittles are for the devils children 4 years ago  
I like seeing the look in the eyes of the other person playing when they lose. 4 years ago  
Maybe. I'd play it by ear. 4 years ago  
Omnipotence is all-powerful. By it's very definition, I could do whatever I want. 4 years ago  
I made it halfway through last time. Let's see if I can pull a repeat. 4 years ago  
I already do and there pearly white soooooo 4 years ago  
District 12 is a pretty dangerous place to be... 4 years ago  
Seeing as I'm already 6'2 I could use some more muscle mass I suppose. 4 years ago  
My ideal life is me being omnipotent. Using said omnipotence, I can easily bring back my loved one. 4 years ago  
I'll wear some long johns or underarmor or PJs if all else fails. 4 years ago  
HA better than my room now. I live in maine brah, without windchill I can take 25 degrees in a teeshirt. That said, you add a minor breeze and suddenly I need five layers and a blanket. 4 years ago  
Studying? Are you insane? 4 years ago +2
I don't do my homework, so neither? 4 years ago +5
Oh no the medically useful, cancer fighting, less dangerous than alcohol herb? What ever will I do? 4 years ago +3
Oh yeah it does but you should be fine. They go away after a day or two. 4 years ago  
I guess if you HAD to put a speed on it, it is exactly as fast as light. 4 years ago +2
Make sure you don't have anything in your pockets. I had change in my pocket once, and when the paintball hit me there I started bleeding. 4 years ago  
I can see how that might be annoying if they overdo it. 4 years ago +1
I feel like if you put your all into a film, it doesn't really matter your role. If you get a fair amount of screen time, you have a chance. 4 years ago  
For example, I have a job because I want money. 4 years ago +2
Does that mean next round you'll go 1 v 1 with hitler 4 years ago +2
I've seen white guys rap, but none are on the level of Eminem 4 years ago +1
Uh you ever messed up stickmen? Because that's me. 4 years ago  
I think I'm a solid six. 4 years ago  
No not cold fusion. Fusion is actually pretty close in france, and it's not a pipe dream anymore. 4 years ago  
Within the decade scientists hope to perfect fusion power, so once that happens most certainly. 4 years ago  
The world has had this system in existence for thousands upon thousands of years. It's a very recent idea to stop it, and society got along just fine with it. Yes, people exist that are way to liberal with spankings, and yes, people exist that abuse their children, but like I said, it's a last resort. When taking away toys, time outs, and groundings fail, what's left? 4 years ago +1
I'm not saying people don't, I'm just saying in small, controlled doses, it can have benefits. 4 years ago +1
The public school systems in my community are considered to be the best in the state. 4 years ago +2
Maybe not, but they existed as monarchies for a lot longer than they've been other forms of government. Most of them, anyway. 4 years ago  
They said spanking, not abuse. I'm not condoning beating a child savagely, I'm condoning a minor spanking. I was spanked, and I learned respect, not fear. 4 years ago +2
I will gladly throw logic at them until they hit me at which point I will scream EQUALITY and slap them with all my might. 4 years ago +1
You just got a puppy and this is what you do you sick sick person 4 years ago  
A small toy one checkmate world I'll be on my office ruling so hard 4 years ago +1
Loyalty means a lot to me. I'd happily give up anything for my friends, and I hope they'd do the same. I wouldn't do this for strangers, but still. 4 years ago +1
Ughhhh stairrrrrssssssss. 4 years ago  
You know you can purify sea water, right? Also, if anyone would win that war, it would be america because of the runaway military budget. 4 years ago  
I can't empathize with other people. Some sort of personality disorder, so of the two I can only really use B. 4 years ago  
I would leave home TODAY to go join the empire. 4 years ago  
Seriously, how much money do you effing make that you can even live on 25,000 less a year. (don't answer obviously). You rich mofo 4 years ago  
People are shockingly inattentive in their homes. A key would be more useful than being invisible. 4 years ago +1
I can't make negative money from working, can I? 4 years ago  
Why not grab one of the five knives, or one of the six swords, or my tomahawk, or my battleaxe, or my steel baton, or even my homemade spear, all of which are in my room? 4 years ago  
Jennifer has WAY more cushion for the pushin. I like curves. 4 years ago  
Jason cut a swath of death through an army of pirates, and was a psychopathic badass. 4 years ago +2
Ugh. This again. 4 years ago  
Screw accomplishment, I wanna be smiling. 4 years ago  
All black save for the red tie. Devilishly handsom 4 years ago  
I feel like I might have a shot at leading them if I was forceful enough. Otakumon seems like they might be TOO nice. 4 years ago  
"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to the dark side." 4 years ago +4
No clue, and I don't really care so long as he stays away from my bum. 4 years ago +1
If it is true, however, please remember I was a very loyal subject. And, I believe, one of the few who was still free at the end of the war. So crafty. 4 years ago  
I almost picked A for the sex, but my lust for power is greater than my lust for booty. 4 years ago +1
I feel like the two go hand in hand. If I'm a very reasonable person, I won't be racist because there isn't a reason for it. 4 years ago +2
Use more than spanking, of course, but kids are generally tough to teach. If words aren't working, than you may need to resort to spanking. 4 years ago +2
Perfect time to start my technology based society Cybernia, and build my robot army. Who wants to join on up? 4 years ago  
"Somalian pirates we" What happens when I kill them all? 4 years ago  
I want to live in new york, so pets might be out of the equation anyway. 4 years ago  
Heck yeah man. I hate cleaning. 4 years ago  
"I'm jesus". I then proceed to moonwalk away. 4 years ago +1
Nah, in our nation our votes matter like three for four times a decade. 4 years ago  
Go back 30 years, buy 20 percent of apple for 700 dollars, come back to a VERY full account. I'd also take immortality and atomic manipulation. 4 years ago +2
I don't know a whole lot about B, unfortunately. 4 years ago  
Worked pretty well for England. And Rome. And Greece. And Persia, China, France, Spain, Egypt, and Russia. 4 years ago +1
Actually, is more like an imperialistic corrupt democracy. Get your facts straight 4 years ago  
No, it's logical. Why would I believe in something with no proof? Without some guarantee that it's true? 4 years ago  
Myself. 4 years ago +1
Oh. Well then I was wrong 4 years ago  
No, I believe she tried once but couldn't fall asleep after five seconds and gave up 4 years ago  
So pretty much I get control of 12 districts? Sweet deal 4 years ago  
Ahhh money. 150,000 bucks is well worth a single medal. 4 years ago +4
Coraline was an idiot. There were easy solutions to her issues, aside from challenging Other Mother. Like falling asleep, for example. 4 years ago  
But you left out the part where you can haunt dreams and turn invisible and scare people with your mind. 4 years ago  
The concept of 'saving' yourself is because in ancient times a female who married but wasn't a virgin was considered to be filthy. Those rules didn't even apply to males for centuries. Ahhhh sexism. 4 years ago +4
I like christmas music, scrooge. 4 years ago  
Quick, next three superbowl winners and good stock investments. I'll take notes, talk fast! 4 years ago +4
I'd need a day or two to get the feel for the wheels, but I think I could do it admirably. 4 years ago  
The feeling of being in a position of control is, in my opinion, among the greatest feelings ever. Having people move the way you order, having your idea take shape before you. Exhilarating. 4 years ago  
Really, I like all girls. I don't have a type, everyone gets appraised individually. I don't care if you're tall, short, thin, curvy, curly haired, it doesn't matter. As long as your outside is tolerable I can decide if I like you as a person enough to date. 4 years ago +1
Pillow talk would be great. Also, none of the normal drama. Sounds like fun, and it's only as awkward as you make it sooooo 4 years ago  
Pass some bier and send a wench. 4 years ago  
Not nearly enough insults. How disappointing. 4 years ago +4
ADHD can be extremely minor, and even at its worst, there are ways to live around it. 4 years ago  
Perhaps. Regardless, when you're trying to get to a comfortable position in life for the thousandth time, I'll be enjoying the benefits of wise investments and interest rates. 4 years ago  
What if you're born into an impoverished Chinese family? You might never get to them. 4 years ago  
Because you still get the issue of memory, but lose treasured items. I can restart just as well, make a new name, get some new friends, however I won't be stuck with all the godawful in betweens of life. 4 years ago  
You are. I recognize that losing people in inevitable, but I could hold on to a silver necklace from a long dead love or a book from a good friend. I wouldn't want to lose those things. 4 years ago  
Not just money. Objects, homes, things with personal value. I wouldn't want to lose everything dear to me each cycle and have to start over. 4 years ago  
Furries are more idgaf. Do what you want, just leave me out of it. 4 years ago  
I plan on moving there, actually. WHOOOOT PARTY AND CLUBBING AND ESCAPING THE LOAN SHARKS BEFORE THEY KILL ME. But mostly the first two. 4 years ago  
I want death by firing squad. 4 years ago  
The way the question is phrased insinuates you know other people in A, but only are close to one. 4 years ago  
However I still cannot seem to counter rick rolling. 4 years ago +2
DA POWA. But seriously, I could make so much money this way. In B, anything I amass in one life is useless to me after I start the next. 4 years ago  
I don't care if they know. I wouldn't be using it all the time, just to detect lies. 4 years ago  
I can just have the teeth pulled and be done with it. Easy peasy. 4 years ago  
We'll find a way, don't you worry. 4 years ago +1
People are working on creating and endless renewal of cells, making a sort of pseudo-immortality. I'd be up for that. 4 years ago  
Seems more convenient for tight doorways. 4 years ago +1
Chocolate sauce and nuts? Hell yeah. 4 years ago  
Alcohol. Weed gives me sever night terrors. 4 years ago  
My problem isn't with religion, my problem is with both idiots who use it as grounds to reject proven scientific theories, as well as with ORGANIZED religion. The first for obvious reasons, and the second because it abuses the peoples faith by coercing them into spending their money on megachurches or gold embroidered robes for con artists. And then, after all that, religion and many religious people seem to think that religion has a place in politics despite not paying the taxes for that right. 4 years ago  
I would love to just flip everyone off forever 4 years ago +1
Am I the only who remembers how Luke actually won the end game victory? 4 years ago +3
Not to say Qui-gon was weak, but Anakin was among the toughest jedi ever. 4 years ago  
More like stand there like dafuq and then assume I did something to deserve it. 4 years ago  
I've been an atheist long before I knew what it was called. I could never buy into it. 4 years ago  
22.4 4 years ago  
What's all this 'worst enemy' stuff? Who has a nemesis anymore? We aren't superheros. 4 years ago +2
Turn it into real money. You know you can do that, right? Something like a 200 dollars to one Bitcoin exchange. 4 years ago  
I'm not getting into the mess that is the female mind. 4 years ago +1
Everything is debatable. 4 years ago  
I'd make Donkeypunch donkeypunch himself. 4 years ago +2
You can't win if you don't score any points, no matter how good your defense is. 4 years ago +2
What's wrong with marijuana? 4 years ago +1
I'd like to retain the ability to speak. 4 years ago  
Take that china! Tryin to take away Muricas number one spot. 4 years ago  
All of a sudden POOF 50 million dollars on gold and gems. Where did that come from? 4 years ago  
I HAVE ZE POWA!!!! Plus, you know, no electric bills. 4 years ago  
Yeah, I'm SURE they didn't write it down in research notes. They thought, "Oh I'll just remember it.". Come on guys. 4 years ago +2
YES! Vasectomies are expensive. 4 years ago  
The person I like at the moment I also hate. Maybe that's why I like em. 4 years ago  
I don't pay bills, eat when I want, don't really do much in school, have cool friends, and lots of food. I'm pretty content. 4 years ago  
Glitter NEVER GOES AWAY. Once, my girlfriend of the time threw a fistful of glitter into my hair, and I was still finding that crap weeks later 4 years ago  
High blood pressure and heart rates tend to be... Lethal. But a little extra air? Never hurt nobody. 4 years ago  
I have a fear of soccer because in middle school gym every time we played it I got hit in the nuts. Ever since then, I get scared of soccer balls coming my way. The boys can't take another hit.... 4 years ago  
You sonnofabich 4 years ago  
Pew pew pew lasers 4 years ago  
Because I'm a man damnit 4 years ago  
CANNIBUS IS OLD NEWS TRY NEW CANNIBALUS. ALL THAT GREAT CANNIBUS FLAVOR AND ONLY HALF THE CALORIES 4 years ago +1
Dastardly things cooking up in that brain. 4 years ago  
At least there's no sodomy. 4 years ago  
Cool wings, maybe bat wings. Yeah. Cool. 4 years ago +1
I don't start things, I finish them. 4 years ago +3
That's usually how it is. Most people don't find me too funny, but enough people do that a can make a friend or two. 4 years ago  
I could never take orders from Kim Jong Un. No matter how hard I was to try, he's just so fat and adorable. Who's my wittle dictator? You are! Yes you are! 4 years ago +2
I can't imagine stuffing makes for strong muscles. 4 years ago  
I want my dog to be able to murder your face off 4 years ago  
That said I love oblivion way more then I love skyrim. But skyrim has better looks and a (slightly) improved combat system. 4 years ago  
How else am I gonna dine and dash? 4 years ago +1
Oh so you want me to deliver your money to you? Naw naw you'se gonna come get it 4 years ago +2
I was making a joke 4 years ago  
How do you guys enjoy your free time? 4 years ago  
Actually the regulation "Brown Bessie" was one of the most inaccurate guns of their time. It's just that there were so many. Also, that statement doesn't make much sense since the slap together military the Americans made usually got whatever was lying around, including some of the most accurate and the least accurate rifles in the world at the time. 4 years ago  
A redcoats gun was extremely inaccurate. 4 years ago  
Because there were hundreds of thousands of redcoats. But one? Weak. 4 years ago  
Experience is the hardest form of learning because you get the test THEN you get the lesson. 4 years ago +4
O is superior. LONG LIVE O. 4 years ago  
Assuming I can survive indefinitely in both climates. 4 years ago  
I do both as a part of my job, and I gotta say, I like running the food way more. You get to talk to people and crack jokes. 4 years ago  
Mostly because they had this badass magical queen of the kingdom and went, "OK let's focus on the sister" 4 years ago +2
Don't forget his rad carpentering skills and cool card tricks. 4 years ago +1
So you think that without marriage, men are just going to gangbang women? Also, love shouldn't need government approval. 'Official' doesn't mean anything. If you love someone, be with them. You don't need to sign a contract promising to love that person. You just DO. Besides, the whole thing is based off of the husband purchasing the wife from her father. Marriage carries with it the burdens of it's past, where it was pretty much an auction. It needs to be phased out, like so many other traditions from that time, such as slavery and racism. 4 years ago  
The average wedding costs over 20,000 dollars. It's a concept that isn't needed in modern society. You could put a down payment on a house or buy a car with that kind of money, but noooo let's spend it just when we're starting our lives. Sounds solid. 4 years ago  
People don't need marriage to live together and love each other. It's an archaic and needless ritual that costs thousands of dollars 4 years ago  
WELCOME TO AMERICA, MOFO 4 years ago  
I HAVE THE FREEDOM AS AN AMERICAN TO TELL OTHERS WHAT TO DO AND THE RIGHT TO HAVE THEM OBEY BECAUSE THAT'S FREEDOM. ALSO, HOMEWORK IS FOR NAZI-COMMUNIST-ANTIFREEDOM JERKOFFS 4 years ago  
Lies and blasphemy. 4 years ago  
Brah turn off them caps lock and read your username/ 4 years ago  
No he's british but in WWII he was sent TO france. 4 years ago  
I love android though. Made it a close call. 4 years ago  
Linux is pretty much just for programmers or really really really smart people. 4 years ago  
All those issues in A are ones that can be fixed. 4 years ago +1
But this way it's an army you can't kill. 4 years ago +1
"Welcome to my love tent. More wine?" 4 years ago  
Mostly because A is grammatically inncorect 4 years ago +1
Just because I can't win doesn't mean I won't try 4 years ago  
Oh... my... god.... WHY AREN'T WE FUNDING THIS 4 years ago +2
Ahhh the canals of venice. 4 years ago +5
But we've got to add some class. High society dinners, some nice spiced wine, and a lovely diced liver. Delicious! 4 years ago  
Assuming they're high level healers, like wolverine, where they're on the edge of immortality. Then they'd be pretty much unstoppable. 4 years ago +2
Yeah, but most of the game is spent on mid to high levels. 4 years ago  
WELL THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL 4 years ago  
I like to think I'd make an OK assassin. 4 years ago  
Says crazy over there. 4 years ago  
Dawnbreaker? But it sucks! 4 years ago  
I'm not really fond of eggs. Also, my desire to defeather, burn, and murder a small animal is pretty fierce. And no, I didn't mess up the order in which I would do those. Merry Christmas! 4 years ago  
When I do pick the wrong one, I do my utmost to keep it to myself. Also, wrong one. (kidding) 4 years ago +4
That said every once in a while I have a few dumbo moments. 4 years ago +1
Yes. Oh and all users must refer to me as 'the Dark Lord'. Or face my mighty Ban Hammer! 4 years ago  
No it's to the song Highway to Hell. Also, I've seen people in wheelchairs go uphill and they go downhill much faster than thick lava. 4 years ago  
Maybe not, but he is draining her of nutrients against her will. 4 years ago +2
Think the Monkeys ride the tigers into battle? 4 years ago +2
I never wanna get married. Ever. I believe it's a pointless ancient ritual that isn't necessary 4 years ago +1
Screw bing. They support chinese child slave labor. 4 years ago +1
A family of four may very well have some children. Why sacrifice four so I can save one? 4 years ago +4
Better to be the fist than the face. 4 years ago +2
This actually happens to me on occasion so I know what I actually say. "Whoa" 4 years ago  
Oh you're right. She should completely ruin her own life because some jackass raped her. Good call. How do you think the kids life is going to be? No money, a mom that resents it, and a slum of a house? 4 years ago +2
Since you said jail, I can safely assume my butt is going to remain unviolated. Just clench and don't you dare sleep. 4 years ago  
I don't understand. If everything is free to me, why would I need money? 4 years ago +8
Sooooo pretty much like I am now but with free food? 4 years ago +8
I get bored of slenderman really quickly 4 years ago  
#nofilter 4 years ago +2
I don't believe in this mostly because there are literally thousands of hackers constantly peering into the government and various corporations. 4 years ago +7
Mostly because I think it'd make a better story. Also, all I'd need is a downhill (or uphill) slope. Lava doesn't flow up, and down would make me quite a bit faster. 4 years ago  
The average american HOUSEHOLD makes 51k a year. Not the average american. 4 years ago  
Considering the cost, I'd be paying about 800 a month. So enough space for me, or enough space for me plus a roommate. 4 years ago  
A place with a roommate. And I don't know how much you plan to spend in your life. Also, the average income in America is about 26,000 dollars, so I'd be making more than most. 4 years ago  
Finally someone gets me bro 4 years ago  
You don't seem to understand, assuming 60% of the next generation goes to college (and that is a very low estimate) about 1/3rd of them will get a job in their chosen field. The rest will be out however much college cost them and behind four years in their lives. Also, yes, I do think I can live comfortably on 30k a year. Having done out the math (more than once): Housing: 8-12k (depending on where and what I get) Food: 4-6k (Depending on if my metabolism slows), Misc expenses: 4-6k. Final cost: 16-24k, leaving between 6 and 14k left. All of this, including the yearly income, is of course after tax. And when I say done the math, I mean found apartments, done a weekly check on my food intake costs, and considered things like metro costs and cab fare.Taking into consideration 30k was at the low end of the average, I'll be fine 4 years ago  
Okay you win I surrender. That was pretty good. 4 years ago +1
I'm gonna get a bar tending licensee. In NYC the average bartender makes about 30,000 a year. Have fun with 100,000 dollars in debt and a job that doesn't match your degree 4 years ago +1
Who wants to be old? 4 years ago  
You gotta do what you gotta do. 4 years ago +3
You can plan around it much easier. 4 years ago  
Do you even know how many people there are with billions of dollars that don't deserve any of it? 4 years ago +1
A world where I get to be god and then I just sit back and relax. 4 years ago  
It isn't okay to steal money, period. That said, the final decision is up to the daughter. 4 years ago +3
Legalize all drugs, add on a tax on the 650 Billion dollar business, cut billions of dollars out of expenses by no longer spending in 'the war on drugs'. It might even fix the deficit. 4 years ago +1
WING IT. Hell, I'd prolly wing the play too. I think I might just wing life. 4 years ago  
I hate cats. 4 years ago  
I'd say about 70. 4 years ago  
Wait, so everyone tries to keep me happy? Sounds gun 4 years ago +2
I'm not going to go to college. Only 20% of the jobs available in america today are college level, so, correct me if I'm wrong, doesn't that mean only 20% of people should go to college? I don't need to start life with a six figure debt. 4 years ago +1
It'd probably be good for me. 4 years ago  
Step 1: Take off shirt. Step 2: Jam the chainsaw. Step 3: Win. Seriously, chainsaws can't cut fabric properly. 4 years ago  
Pft, B is boring 4 years ago +1
Sorry mate, you'll have to buy me dinner first. 4 years ago +2
A small lie. would work. "I went to get them, but they were already dead" 4 years ago  
I know. Kids that I don't want. Kids I probably had just because this person is special enough to make me change my entire life plan. 4 years ago  
Ok, if I showed up to school with a dragon you know how cool I'd be? 4 years ago  
I didn't wanna overestimate so I went under. Still, that's twice what I thought. 4 years ago  
Why would you shove something into your ear canal you animals 4 years ago +1
30 feet of white hot flames VS some armored Asian's? 4 years ago  
Bears are afraid of humans. Didja know that? 4 years ago  
At least when I suck they won't know the difference. 4 years ago  
Look, I don't even want kids. 4 years ago  
I really can't decide, because my family has some great sourdough waffles, but pancakes usually are better, speaking generally. 4 years ago  
Some junked out mugger isn't exactly hard to down. 4 years ago  
I didn't wanna say it, but precisely. 4 years ago +2
At least the head would be the right dimensions. 4 years ago  
Oh no. The lines have been drawn. This site can't take another division you guys! NO!!!! 4 years ago +1
At least it ends. Plus, hey, she'd prolly hire some maids and stuff. 4 years ago +1
I freaking LIVE for debates. 4 years ago +1
Guys, the mafia is actually really reasonable. Some guy will come to talk, and you can work some sort of plan out with them. They won't hurt you unless you have no intention of paying them back. 4 years ago  
So like, I reincarnate 9 times or I get 9 times I can 'die' but then come back immeditely? 4 years ago  
Are you serious? Who would risk their lives for a measly 10 grand? There's a 3/5s chance you die in A. 4 years ago +1
I'd be a falcon. 4 years ago  
Be the king, sex up lionesses up to 50 times a day, and never need to hunt? Sweet deal. 4 years ago +1
You know what, good point. I change mine. Time to depose God. 4 years ago  
I'd sit on my throne all day doing nothing just be like "sweet it's mine. now what?" 4 years ago  
Rich is rich. 4 years ago +1
Unlimited time to get rich. Hell, after a few centuries of saving you could live off of the banks interest rates. 4 years ago +1
Sure, let's let that 30 year old man date that thirteen year old girl. 4 years ago +1
All drugs should be legal, and taxed, and then that extra money could be spent on something aside from the war on drugs that clearly isn't working. In the USA, drugs are over a 600 billion dollar business. I'm sorry, but there is no way in hell you can just stop such a large industry. But a 20% tax rate would increase the government income by 120 billion, which sounds like a very good thing to me. 4 years ago  
I think you may be thinking of nationalism, not patriotism. I may be wrong, however. 4 years ago +1
Meh. Plenty of girls out there. 4 years ago +1
Mostly because A isn't really viable long term without a single centralized government. Sort of like what I'd be getting in B. 4 years ago  
I'm in a building, I don't wanna die. 4 years ago +3
Nah. Came close a couple times. 4 years ago  
That said, since this question was asked, I can assume they're actually in the range of A. 4 years ago +4
You sonofabich. 4 years ago +2
Yeah, but in both of those movies the humans eventually won sooooo. 4 years ago  
I mean, given the choice I'd pick A, but I have no issues with B. 4 years ago +1
I think it's something like 16 or 17. And before you get all, "why so many gunz brah?" Why the hell not? They're locked up, unloaded, and fun. 4 years ago +4
Oh yeah? Who won the war? 4 years ago +2
If I can pee lava and not die, the nerves will burn off first time around and after that it'll be smooth sailing. 4 years ago +1
I love arguments. I thrive on conflict, and I think that if our relationship can't survive an argument, it shouldn't exist. 4 years ago +3
I can get laid without hookers, thanks. 4 years ago +2
Use time I would spend sleeping getting ripped. 4 years ago +1
If it hits right, no permanent damages, aside from maybe a slight loss of dexterity. 4 years ago +2
I haven't cried in four years, I think I can hold my streak for many a more. 4 years ago  
Oh god finally. Safe and sound. 4 years ago +2
I've used a tomahawk, and I've used chefs knives, and I can definitely say the tomahawk would have the advantage. 4 years ago  
Dodging an arrow isn't exactly easy, and nunchucks are only effective within a yard or two. That leaves 48 yards you have to cover without getting hit once, and it only takes a single well placed arrow to win. 4 years ago  
I'd bleed black and watch people flip out. 4 years ago +3
If I go, people damn sure better make it spectacular. 4 years ago +2
Goku usually beats Vegeta, and Naruto could go full 100% Nine Tails and destroy most of the damn world. 4 years ago  
Then I could get porcelain teeth implanted. 4 years ago  
Look, I can make another kid. But I can't just make another love of my life. 4 years ago +3
No one said anything about him disappearing never to be seen again, in an underground building where he's trapped forever. 4 years ago  
I wish I was omnipotent. Boom. No more problems. 4 years ago  
I'm not a cat person. 4 years ago  
A sort of musician. 4 years ago  
I almost picked A, but it sounds like it'd get boring pretty quickly. With B, 70+% of the world would be mine to command. 4 years ago  
So you mean.... Make minecraft: the Dimension? Also, can I move myself and/or others to and from said dimension, or am I stuck? 4 years ago  
Plenty of people are trying to save sea turtles. Not so many people are trying to get me a jet. 4 years ago +1
Are you kidding? Taking into consideration the exponential growth of technological advancements, 5000 years from now will be a utopian society with feasible immortality for every human being. Sounds great to me. 4 years ago +4
Seems like less math is involved. 4 years ago +6
As cool as fighting zombies may be, when I read any bird I thought of mythological birds and being able to turn into a Phoenix or a Roc is just too cool to pass on. 4 years ago  
I have to be able to look you in the eye and be attracted to you for us to date. That's the rule. 4 years ago  
OK this is gonna sound weird, but this way, all of her experience and what she learns to make it fun for both sides would come from whatever I taught her. Essentially, she'd be shaped for me. 4 years ago +5
I'm gonna be honest, both are pretty stupid. Assuming I'm still me, and not some moronic horror film person, it'd be child's play to kill Michael. Jason is immortal, so not so much him. 4 years ago +2
If you regret your actions, then you're weak. Have some conviction. 4 years ago +1
Leave notes for her like "hey the laundry needs doing, you mind?" and "I'm low on milk, could you be a dear and pick some up?" 4 years ago +1
Well. This is definitely a pickle. 4 years ago  
I want to have him pull my chariot whilst I laugh at the peasants in the street. 4 years ago  
Kill everyone in the entire americas! MWUAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 4 years ago +1
Cloning promises a way to fix so many medical issues. No more organ or blood shortages. You need a 100% matching kidney? Let me clone one for ya. You need some O- blood? Lemme just grab a bunch 4 years ago +2
Really small, along my hairline, covered by bangs. 4 years ago +3
What a perfect way to amass political power! Pull a George Washington. 4 years ago  
Honeysweetybaby no. 4 years ago  
At least I can make it quick. 4 years ago  
Hey, if someone doesn't get on this overpopulation problem something bad is bound to happen. 4 years ago  
Nice picswitch. Anyway, the Hawk is the Apex predator, so my choice was pretty much made for me. 4 years ago  
I've tried both, and while I love both, PC has mods and a higher processing speed (At least mine does). That said, if you're new to gaming, get a console. 4 years ago  
The only reason the Joker is still alive is because Batman doesn't kill. Against someone stronger, as well equipped, and far more ruthless then Batman? Joker doesn't stand a chance. 4 years ago +4
Wait, if it was just their armies fighting I change my mind. Aqua-Man has the entire ocean of troops. 4 years ago  
Here's what would happen: for the first few hours, superman wipes the floor with the Hulk. But, as superman is a nice guy, he doesn't wanna kill Hulk. So, after a few hours of losing, which makes Hulk angry, he grows stronger and stronger and stronger, until he's stronger than Superman. This can go on for days, but the Hulk will keep getting stronger while Superman stays the same, even weaker as he's worn down. The Hulk ultimately wins for that reason. 4 years ago +4
Hawkeye is cool, but the Green Arrow is just as good but with better tools and a mastery of several martial arts. 4 years ago +1
Step 1: say, "I would run a thousand miles through hellfire for a single night to call you my own." Step 2: take 2 steps backwards. When panties hit the floor at that velocity, it's good to have some distance. 4 years ago +1
I live on an island of 8000 with more guns then people. 1 out of every five people are at least casual hunters, we have one bridge connecting us to the mainland (Maine-land. Get it?), and an entire fishing industry to feed ourselves. I'll do ok, if for no better reason than location. 4 years ago  
Because there are many types of bullying. 4 years ago  
You bastard. 4 years ago  
Because I'm a guy so it'd be less effective. 4 years ago  
I ate too many oreos one day. As in, an entire container. Now they make me sick. 4 years ago  
I like this one: "That which does not kill me, better run pretty damn fast" 4 years ago +1
Get wrecked. 4 years ago  
You'd need to be more specific in A. Is it just any murder? Do you need to meet certain requirements before you can legally be killed, or can anyone just die at any time? 4 years ago  
You've obviously not seen the bad sides of hentai. 4 years ago  
My favorite word. 4 years ago  
No 4 years ago  
But only destroy the parts that don't have my friend in them. Think smarter, not harder. 4 years ago +1
He said a few years. Yeah, he wouldn't suddenly drop, but it'd get him eventually. 4 years ago  
So death by malnutrition? 4 years ago +1
I like how most people would prefer to be shot then lose the ability to jerk their gerkin. 4 years ago +5
If, of course, I could make reasonable changes to that day. 4 years ago  
And starve to death. Sounds good. 4 years ago +1
Mostly because I live in a community of 1000 with more guns than people, and not because I'm better then everyone else. 4 years ago  
Don't diss it. I might just nuke da world. 4 years ago  
I should totally be a politician. 4 years ago +3
Finally someone who believes like me. Hi new bestfriend 4 years ago +3
Tax dat stuff 4 years ago  
I like that site. 4 years ago  
I'm very against the government overseeing. Legalize, all the drugs, prostitution, gambling, guns, and just keep us from hurting each other. Let me get into that bar fight, and pay for what I break. Let me live my life, and leave me to it. 4 years ago +5
I hate both of these. I'm for lowering it, but peace is pretty impossible so I'm conflicted. 4 years ago +1
That said I it would be fun to watch states march to war with one another. 4 years ago  
I love gambling. Poker, blackjack, any card based game really. 4 years ago +4
Look, buddy, if the entire world military spending were to add up to 100%, 45% is america. We're first in military spending, and something like 17th in science. Shift directions a bit. 4 years ago +1
MURICA FCK YEAH LET'S DO THIS 4 years ago  
Oh god look at dem nuggets oh oh OH. Yeessssss 4 years ago  
Cops come around every so often to make sure you aren't spending any quality time with family members. 4 years ago +2
Periodic or avatar style? 4 years ago  
But it has to be exactly in the pu$$y. You can't miss. 4 years ago  
I don't wanna waste a whole lotta bullets. 4 years ago  
Liberty is for nerds. SIEG KEIPF. 4 years ago  
First you have to buy a Japanese and then they'll make it computer better. 4 years ago +2
If some guy say wants the plug pulled, and his family won't do it, I'll save him the pain. 4 years ago +3
Those you choose are far more important than those you're stuck with. 4 years ago  
Taurus. Otherwise known as the Bull. 4 years ago  
Give me some evidence, something adamant to stand on, and a god who is worthy of being worshipped, and I will come to Jesus. Until those requirements are all met, I will not worship god. 4 years ago  
Intelligence is a matter of brain makeup and/or hard work. Emotions are various chemicals released into our brain that invoke specific responses. As for how we got here, and what caused the big bang, I have no clue but finding out will sure be fun! 4 years ago +2
"Love thy neighbor". 4 years ago +2
OK quick bullet points. 1. You provided no proof of god, you simply made an incoherent statement about dead people. 2. Yeah humans suck I'll give you that, but most nasty wars were fought with religious incentive, like the crusades. Megachurches get hundreds of millions in donations, and if those were spent on charity it would likely solve many issues. 3. You claim that god made all cures, and then claim that anything scientist make will kill you. So I guess you can't ever have any modern medicine again, because all modern medicine is of scientific origin, and therefore in your opinion lethal. 4. God took away mans immortality after Eve supposedly ate that apple. He never gave it back, unless you count heaven, which is afterlife and therefore NOT immortality. 5. I did try believing in god, and found that either he isn't real or is such an awful being he is unworthy of my worship. 6. Praying never has, and never will, work. If I pray for the cure to cancer, it's not going to pop into existence. If I spend 30 some odd years in a lab, maybe I'll get somewhere. 7. Just going to put out there that by telling me I will go to hell for my beliefs you're assuming the right to judge like your god does, which is almost certainly a sin, and therefore gogin to get YOU sent to hell, according to your system. 8. I respect your right to have your own beliefs, but please, don't tell me I'm going to burn in hell because I think you're wrong, and don't attack modern medicine. If you read this until the end, thank you for your time. 4 years ago +1
At least I'd be helping people. 4 years ago  
Wish it was. Then we wouldn't have that corrupt democracy. 4 years ago +1
Oh I was making a joke. I've since gotten over it, but for a while there it was pretty crippling. 4 years ago  
I can be ashamed of whatever I want thank you 4 years ago  
You can live life however you want, I'm not going to judge you. I was too ashamed to get naked, despite the fact that I WAS ready. 4 years ago  
Not in and of itself, but if you wanted to have sex with someone, and that was all that held you back, wouldn't you want it different? 4 years ago  
I would be the rrrather GOD. 4 years ago +1
A little more reversible. 4 years ago  
I mean, I wouldn't be happy. But I have a simple rule: I would treat my kids the age they act. So provided he acted moderately adult-like I'd be fine with it. 4 years ago  
So the ability to slay your enemies or turn of lights without getting up? 4 years ago +1
I want a German Shepard and a Rotweiler. 4 years ago  
A failed. I mean, he almost won, but he could follow through. 4 years ago  
Genghis Khan crushed all opposition, and no one was able to stop him. Plus, you know, unlimited sex 4 years ago  
I'm a very objective person. And objectively speaking, A is the only logical choice. 4 years ago  
Racism has been phased mostly out in recent years. While it is still a problem, there aren't any states denying black people rights anymore. There are MANY states however that ARE denying gay people rights. 4 years ago +1
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