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jacksonn (user #58,170) MaleSilver Medal

Joined on December 9th, 2015 (1,636 days ago)

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    I own a beautiful brown stallion  
    Dang, can I change, if I'm using a pencil, I can rub it out.  
    HA! The first one is a double negative... " Give none to no-one" means "give some to people".  
    Scientology is a religion.  
    Mormons is weird bastards  
    The lockers I have at my school, the lockers are about 2/3 of a foot wide and about 1.2 feet tall  
    It is Illegal to live in Antarctica.  
    Coronas taste like ass  
    Well, I'm 14 and have $10 AU to my name, so, take it.  
    HA, the jokes on you! Burger King is non-existent in Australia  
    Well, you can change your name, easily. Though, to change your looks with the tech we have today, you have to spend thousands, or even millions of dollars and go through a lot of pain, and sometimes, you could look even worse than before.  
    Not answering, because, anal  
    There is not Walmart in Australia, but, in target in Aus, all you can get are clothes, cooking utensils and other useless stuff  
    Well. I'm a bloke and an Aussie teenager, so, I never wear a shirt, and I only wear a bra on special occasions  
    If you're celibate, you cannot have a ny form of physical relations with the opposite sex  
    Had my first kiss in Pre Primary  
    Phones and tablets are computers, so... Yeah.  
    For cold, go live in Melbourne, for hot go live in W.A.  
    We'll never know whether he was still in limbo or awake unless there is a sequel  
    Tomatoes gonna tomate and dogs are gonna bark  
    Jeez, you're dumb. You can not drink water for all of your time on this planet.  
    I don't know if you've noticed but, if you live off food, it doesn't mean that you can't drink  
    Wow, you're an ignorant dumbass  
    I'd love to know what it's like to have a vagina!  
    Tom Boys turn me on. No homo  
    I don't gives a damn if someone watched me masturbate, I'd gladly cum for the world to see!  
    You can't be the man at the top without someone looking to drag you down- Ben Urich  
    I found asian Wally, everyone!  
    I can't dance or cook. Though, I can cook Spaghetti or some baked beans on toast  
    Screw you Lucifer  
    I had my first cones at 13  
    I don't have a job, so, I can just sit on my ass and get paid? Sounds good to me ;P  
    Asphixiating Underwater would be much more painful than your air slowly getting thinner on the top of a mountain.  
    Just like the Asian chick who ate her twin in the room from Pitch Perfect  
    Brain over Brawn  
    There is a small chance that if I was immune to all sickness' and diseases that from my blood, a vaccine could be created  
    How can you compare being in a loving relationship to 1k?  
    I've had fairly tall girlfriends in my time  
    So you'd be stuck with 4 senses indefinitely if you go left  
    @Duduman554, Ya spelt "Lose" wrong Ya pleb  
    All Canadians live in igloos  
    A phone, iPad, and tablet are also computers +1
    Who needs friends when you have prostitutes for days  
    Imagine, after 5,000,000,000 years, you'd look like The Face of Boe  
    I'm not answering, I'm not American  
    Foetus' are not sentient, therefore, they can't perceive anything that's happening around them. Imagine you were on a butt load of LSD and were bleeding out, you would be so oblivious to what is happening.  
    Urine is acid  
    That face doe  
    Well, I already live in Australia  
    My hand is practically a FLESHlight  
    My boobs are better: ( . Y . )  
    What if I have both?  
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