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Joined on October 23rd, 2012 (2,521 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

Votes: 11,865

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Noahm has submitted the following questions: voting view

Lol do y'all remember me? Yes or No clue 3 years ago 160 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Do you eat da booty? I do Yes or No 4 years ago 148 votes 25 comments 0 likes
Do you wanna add me on snapchat? Sure! or No 4 years ago 217 votes 20 comments 0 likes
Over the past few weeks I have been looking into the actions Obama has been doing and concluded that he is trying to destroy America, should I Start a petition to have hin impeached or Just go along my day as if I don't know a thing 5 years ago 147 votes 28 comments 0 likes
Is anyone else watching Brazil getting ass raped right now? Yes or No 5 years ago 155 votes 13 comments 0 likes
I just quit my football team and trying to find a new sport to play Baseball or Basketball 5 years ago 163 votes 17 comments 0 likes
USA advanced in the world cup! Murica! or IDGAF 5 years ago 195 votes 33 comments 0 likes
If I'm walking down a dark alley and a group of women attack me and start sucking my D should I Report them for rape or Do nothing about because I'm probably gonna like it 5 years ago 195 votes 30 comments 0 likes
My birthday's coming up and my parents said I can get a new car 2008 BMW 328i or 2008 Mercedes-Benz C250 5 years ago 135 votes 22 comments 0 likes
Which shoes should I cop? (my shoe game too strong) Louis loafers or Bred 11 gamma blues 5 years ago 146 votes 2 comments 0 likes
Which belt should I wear tomorrow? My Ferragamo belt or My Gucci belt 5 years ago 162 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Which is the better movie? Boyz n the Hood or Menace II Society 5 years ago 121 votes 4 comments 0 likes
You wanna shower with me? Of course or Eww no 5 years ago 150 votes 20 comments 0 likes
Today at school I was forced to say the pledge of allegiance, should I sue the school? Yea or No 5 years ago 153 votes 27 comments 0 likes
Would you rather make love with the lights On or Off 5 years ago 9,771 votes 25 comments 0 likes
If we were camping, and a venomous snake bit my dick, would you suck the venom out and save my life? Of course buddy! or Ain't no body got time fo dat! 5 years ago 134 votes 21 comments 0 likes
Have you seen "Empire of the Rising Sun"? Yes rate [1-10] or No 5 years ago 141 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Are you over 6ft tall Yes or No 5 years ago 129 votes 20 comments 0 likes
Hey, my balls itch and I've got $5 I'll scratch em for you or Eww no 5 years ago 152 votes 18 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Sex on the beach or Sex in the woods 5 years ago 161 votes 15 comments 0 likes
Are you going to the GTA V midnight release? Yes or No 6 years ago 149 votes 21 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Go to church or Watch so good ol American football 6 years ago 151 votes 13 comments 0 likes
Ladies, do you like it rough? Yes or No 6 years ago 118 votes 16 comments 0 likes
Do you regret supporting Obama?( if you did support him) Yes or No 6 years ago 156 votes 15 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Jerry Springer or Steve Wilkos 6 years ago 123 votes 4 comments 6 likes
Do you usually drive with One hand or Both hands 6 years ago 164 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Who would win in a fist fight Harry Truman or Winston Churchill 6 years ago 198 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Which is the better war movie Black hawk down or Jarhead 6 years ago 127 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Which is the better war movie We were soldiers or Black hawk down 6 years ago 137 votes 1 comment 0 likes
Who would you rather make love with Shakira or Jennifer Lopez 6 years ago 255 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Experience the Human Centipede or Experience SAW 6 years ago 205 votes 15 comments 0 likes
Do you think that there might be some mutated people still living in Chernobyl? Yes or No 6 years ago 201 votes 16 comments 0 likes
Are you a sneaker head? Yes or No 6 years ago 230 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Get a laptop or Get a PC 6 years ago 255 votes 12 comments 0 likes
If your country's government said that you had 24 hours to commit any crime without consequences, what would you do? Commit a crime or Not commit a crime 6 years ago 293 votes 37 comments 0 likes
If you were an actor/actress and you had to do a scene where you had to kiss someone of the same sex as you, would you do it? Yes or No 6 years ago 235 votes 19 comments 0 likes
Ladies do you have a "thigh gap"? Yes or No 6 years ago 160 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have illegal immigrants Be deported or Serve 5 years in the military and gain their citizenship. 6 years ago 271 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Who's the better comedian? Daniel Tosh or Anthony Jeselnik 6 years ago 160 votes 15 comments 0 likes
Would you rather drive a 2013 Dodge Charger or 2013 Chevy Tahoe 6 years ago 169 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Is NASCAR a sport? Yes or No 6 years ago 211 votes 19 comments 1 like
Would you turn on your friends to save your ass? Yes or No 6 years ago 216 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Do you think the price of condoms nowadays are outrageous Yes or No 6 years ago 173 votes 13 comments 0 likes
Is it ok for me to go hunting with an assault riffle? Yes or No 6 years ago 225 votes 17 comments 0 likes
Ladies, do you like facial hair on a guy? Yes or No 6 years ago 199 votes 23 comments 0 likes
Do you have BO2 (xbox) and would like to play with me? Yes or No 6 years ago 181 votes 19 comments 0 likes
Dost thou even hoist? Yay or Nay 6 years ago 227 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Can you cook? Yes or No 6 years ago 284 votes 22 comments 0 likes
If you saw me in real life would you Say hi or Punch me in the face 6 years ago 226 votes 34 comments 0 likes
40+40x0+1=? #1 or #41 6 years ago 244 votes 26 comments 0 likes
Pick the better horror film Stephen King's IT or Childs Play 3 6 years ago 185 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Is it time fore Nate Ruess to come out? (lead singer of F.U.N) Yes or No 6 years ago 194 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Do you believe everything on the news? Yes or No 6 years ago 257 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Is your ceilin missin? Yes or No 6 years ago 229 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Which is the better boy band Backstreet Boyz or *Nsync 6 years ago 183 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Ladies, can you twerk? Yes or No 6 years ago 208 votes 12 comments 0 likes
For the ladies, which would you rather wear a Thong or Regular panties 6 years ago 245 votes 16 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Never go to school or Never go to church or any religious places 6 years ago 220 votes 18 comments 0 likes
If you had a hot step-sister/brother would you have sex with them? Yes or No 6 years ago 411 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Who would win in a fist fight? Bin Laden (6'6 160lbs) or Hitler (5'9 150lbs) 6 years ago 189 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Would you have a threesome with your bestfriend Yes or Hell naw! 6 years ago 251 votes 10 comments 0 likes
How often do you workout? 3-4 times a week or Not at all 6 years ago 234 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Do you want to be my valentine? Yes or No 6 years ago 235 votes 24 comments 0 likes
Have you ever farted really loud in the middle of a test? Yes or No 6 years ago 272 votes 16 comments 1 like
Who would win in a FIST fight Masterchief or Chuck Norris 6 years ago 225 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Who would win in a fist fight Leonidas or Batman 6 years ago 245 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Who would win in a fight to the death Hitler and his army or Justin Bieber and his army 6 years ago 266 votes 21 comments 0 likes
Who would win in a fist fight Barack Obama or Mitt Romney 6 years ago 253 votes 27 comments 0 likes
Which power would you rather have? Be able to teleport or Be able to control time 6 years ago 239 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Is your brother or older sibling a douchebag like mine? Yes or No 6 years ago 235 votes 18 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Lose your virginity to someone who has an STD or Never lose your virginity (no bjs or anything sexual) 6 years ago 204 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Which band is better SOAD or Godsmack 6 years ago 169 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Do you get naked when you take a dump? Yes or No 6 years ago 232 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Have you ever kicked someones ass Yes or No 6 years ago 285 votes 18 comments 0 likes
Ladies, do you like athletic guys Yes (I do karate ladies) or No 6 years ago 171 votes 17 comments 0 likes
(for ladies) Does penis size matter? Yes or No 6 years ago 404 votes 24 comments 0 likes
Which do you pay more attention to Chest or Ass 6 years ago 200 votes 21 comments 0 likes
Click yes if you would like to receive a pickup line from me Yes or No 6 years ago 304 votes 56 comments 0 likes
Which position is better Doggy Style or 69 6 years ago 222 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Which has the better pizza Papa Johns or Pizza Hut 6 years ago 229 votes 15 comments 0 likes
Is Flak Jacket in BO2 OP? Yes or No 6 years ago 151 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Which is the better band Bullet For My Valentine or Avenged Sevenfold 6 years ago 152 votes 2 comments 0 likes
Who's the better rapper Soulja Boy or Chief Keef 6 years ago 153 votes 15 comments 0 likes
Who's the better rapper Slim Shady or Eminem 6 years ago 259 votes 16 comments 0 likes
Who's the better rapper Mac Miller or Eminem 6 years ago 253 votes 30 comments 0 likes
Who would win in a fight Justin Bieber or Harry Styles 6 years ago 219 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Have you ever gone streaking Yes or No 6 years ago 293 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Who's the better rapper MGK or Mac Miller 6 years ago 118 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather wear Gucci or Louis Vuitton 6 years ago 257 votes 12 comments 0 likes
Do you think RiFF RaFF is a good rapper (look him up) Yes or No 6 years ago 272 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Have you ever been caught jerkin it? Yes or No 6 years ago 258 votes 12 comments 0 likes
Are you fluent in any languages besides English, if so comment in that language Yes or No 6 years ago 249 votes 41 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Join AF or Join MC 6 years ago 186 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you ever get a tattoo? Yes or No 6 years ago 362 votes 37 comments 0 likes
Who's the better fighter Alistair Overeem or Kimbo Slice 6 years ago 186 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Which is the better sport Rugby or Football (American) 6 years ago 218 votes 13 comments 0 likes
Pick your game Assassins Creed 3 or Skyrim 6 years ago 269 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Who's the better fighter? Brock Lesnar or Mirko Cro Cop 6 years ago 165 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Would you rather drive a Lamborghini Aventador or Bugatti Veryron Super Sport 6 years ago 462 votes 19 comments 0 likes
Which situation would you pick? Spend a year underwater or Spend a year in a Space 6 years ago 291 votes 19 comments 0 likes
Which band is better Smashing Pumpkins or Tool 6 years ago 159 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Who would win in a war U.K. or Russia 6 years ago 234 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Do you support the ban on guns Yes or No 6 years ago 515 votes 50 comments 0 likes
In a zombie apocalypse which weapon would you use Longsword or Katana 6 years ago 1,160 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Xfinity or Direct TV 6 years ago 191 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Which band is better Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains 6 years ago 144 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather listen to Bass Hunter or Skrillex 6 years ago 185 votes 11 comments 0 likes
If you and your wife/husband switched places, would you have sex? Yes or No 6 years ago 213 votes 18 comments 0 likes
Which show is better? Game of Thrones or Spartacus 6 years ago 212 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Get stabbed or Get shot 6 years ago 297 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Go to jail to cover for your bestfriend or Snitch on your bestfriend 6 years ago 264 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Be black in Germany or Muslim in U.S. 6 years ago 376 votes 19 comments 0 likes
Who would you rather be ruled by Bin Laden or Hitler 6 years ago 242 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Justin Blackmon or Andre Johnson 6 years ago 126 votes 8 comments 1 like
Would you rather U.S. Air Force or Royal Air Force (British) 6 years ago 197 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Boeing 747 or Airbus A380 6 years ago 237 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Would you rather fly Private jet with your favorite celebrity or Air Force One with the U.S. President 6 years ago 185,978 votes 1,392 comments 1 like
Would you rather have Mini cooper or Kia soul 6 years ago 211 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Smart and poor or Dumb and rich 6 years ago 254 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Romney or Obama 6 years ago 245 votes 8 comments 0 likes

Noahm has posted the following comments:

Noiiiicccee 3 years ago +1
Y'all follow me on social media. Twitter & Insta: noah4thewin Snap: noah4thewin97 3 years ago +1
Yea, I made this account a long time ago, lol thought I'd drop by 3 years ago +1
Hey (; 4 years ago  
u not wit the sh*ts 4 years ago  
Fck 12 4 years ago  
Wow, just wow 4 years ago +1
At Keats they're not racist 4 years ago  
They fking suck, i will break all their ankles 4 years ago  
How long has it been dead? 4 years ago  
Jefferson had slaves 4 years ago  
Houston baby! 4 years ago  
Ion listen to that gay sh*t 4 years ago  
Now they know what it feels like to be American 4 years ago +1
Tastes better 4 years ago  
Eat a girls pussy 4 years ago +1
It's actually a sport 4 years ago +1
Jaden Smith is a weirdo 4 years ago +10
This girl named Amber 4 years ago +1
Yea it's my favorite thing 4 years ago +1
*the way you said* I'm a bit of a grammar Nazi too 4 years ago +3
I kno 4 years ago +1
You should go live on Jupiter 4 years ago +6
My dad's gonna say "well done" and then walk out 4 years ago +1
That's wat I'm lookin at when getting head 4 years ago +2
Fvck cats 4 years ago  
Then I'll serve my balls to her face 4 years ago +5
If u love them, u don't hate em, duh 4 years ago +3
I'll punch em in the mouth 4 years ago  
And fvck her on it 4 years ago +7
Wrong one, I eat pussy all the time 4 years ago +5
U racist cunt 4 years ago +6
U wanna see my D? 4 years ago  
Fvck apple, but I do like the iPhone 6 tho 4 years ago +2
He's gonna have a hard time living as a free man 4 years ago  
It's *you're 4 years ago  
Dat ganja man 4 years ago +1
That's my line buddy 4 years ago +2
Both are gay af 4 years ago  
Because fck u 4 years ago  
So I can kill white people and not go to jail 4 years ago +1
He's probably the only man alive who is sexier than me 4 years ago  
That is one UGLY muthafvcker 4 years ago  
A religion isn't a race 4 years ago +1
Idgaf about your sexuality 4 years ago  
Do you feel better about yourself know? 4 years ago  
Idk 4 years ago  
Trololo 4 years ago  
This should be fun 4 years ago  
Hypocrisy!!! 4 years ago +3
Imagine Dragons is gay 4 years ago  
I love you too 4 years ago +1
So I can send innocent people to prison 4 years ago +1
Well I want u to kno that you're my favorite 4 years ago  
Ilovemakonnen ft drake tuesday 4 years ago  
If u don't vote u don't exist 4 years ago  
At raping children 4 years ago  
I'm smarter than 75% of the world's population, u can live with that for the rest of my life 4 years ago +2
Kill her 4 years ago  
At least he doesn't molest children 4 years ago  
Thanks captain $hitface 4 years ago  
Is there nude beaches? 4 years ago +1
If u restrict gun ownership u only make it hard for good citizens to get guns, criminals will always get guns no matter what the law says 4 years ago +5
Only if she has that grade A pu$$y 4 years ago +1
My anaconda doesn't discriminate 4 years ago  
Just move out of the fvcking way 4 years ago  
I'm ambidextrous cuz I pull b*tches left n right 4 years ago  
STOP making these questions 4 years ago +12
Y? 4 years ago  
Pussy 4 years ago  
I'll be in Toronto during Thanksgiving break 4 years ago  
Booty makes the world go round 4 years ago +2
Shut up 4 years ago  
Vespucci Amerigos 4 years ago  
Lol I love this guy 4 years ago +2
You're over wat? 4 years ago +1
Y u gotta hate 4 years ago +1
Wtf 4 years ago  
I'm tired of your sh*t 4 years ago +1
A mutation is anything that changes your DNA, u can have a mutation that doesn't give you powers, dumbass 4 years ago  
I'll still have the friends I have now 4 years ago  
With powers 4 years ago +1
I love getting head 5 years ago +3
The week when girls were willing to have sex in the bathroom 5 years ago  
$20,000 is lunch money for me 5 years ago  
Bruh... 5 years ago  
They're gonna learn today 5 years ago +1
Have my body blasted into space 5 years ago +1
Live my dreams 5 years ago  
ChronicRose where ya at? 5 years ago  
I'm learning it for a business class I'm taking 5 years ago  
Can u suck my D? 5 years ago +1
I'm a savage 5 years ago  
Thats not how u talk to your bae! 5 years ago  
I wanna visit your booty 5 years ago +1
I wouldn't even have to spit game 5 years ago +1
Was it loaded? 5 years ago  
Get a French kiss on my D 5 years ago  
I never trust anything coming out of the whitehouse 5 years ago +1
Hulu for TV shows 5 years ago +1
The one that loves me will let me hit (; 5 years ago  
U guys already know me 5 years ago +3
Pacific Rimjob 5 years ago  
:( 5 years ago  
No one in america cares about cricket, rugby, sailing, and hockey 5 years ago +3
Emancipate yourself! 5 years ago +4
How was I supposed to kno u were Dutch? Ur proxy says Auckland, New Zealand 5 years ago +1
In wat ways? 5 years ago +1
What impact has Australia had on the world? *crickets crickets* 5 years ago +10
Do you even know what bills Obama has passed since he's been elected and how they could affect you? 5 years ago  
Ur an island that doesn't do sh1t in the world 5 years ago +2
New Zealand lol ur a joke! 5 years ago +3
First he's set up a whole bunch of FEMA camps around the U.S. which he's most likely gonna use to imprison people after some sort of public unrest which some say he will create himself. He also negotiated with terrorist which is illegal and on top of that he didn't even notify congress until the deal was already made. (Srgt. Bow Bergdahl) He also passed a bill that will allow the Feds to kill any U.S. citizen abroad or in the country if they were just SUSPECTED of terrorism. Police units all over the country are being given military equipment for free and they've already used them on citizens. He's also been in many scandals VA and Benghazi are just some. 5 years ago +1
I hope so, cuz the stuff i found out is scary... 5 years ago +1
at least 20 rounds 5 years ago  
(; 5 years ago  
Classes cost way more than books 5 years ago +3
Same amount of hours 5 years ago +8
He is another reason why I am armed 5 years ago  
Cowgirl (; 5 years ago +5
They were beaten in every way, Neymar couldn't have done it by himself 5 years ago  
I can appreciate beauty when I see it 5 years ago +1
Less people to deal with 5 years ago +1
I think the little Kardashians are ugly 5 years ago  
French women give excellent bjs 5 years ago +1
No, cuz I'm smart 5 years ago +2
I'm helping hot girls only 5 years ago +2
I'll bring modern weapons 5 years ago +5
Never been with a fire crotch before 5 years ago +1
Next time he fvks with u tell him I got yo back 5 years ago  
Why do u do this to me :( 5 years ago  
Thats why I keep a gun, in case a n1gga wanna fvk around 5 years ago  
Damn 5 years ago  
I'm serious, is that a lesbian couple 5 years ago  
U kno Wat I'm trying to say 5 years ago  
He also donates to charities 5 years ago +1
Is A a lesbian couple? 5 years ago +1
They're not better than the Rangers and they never will be 5 years ago  
All u have to do is stand under the rim and put ru hand up 5 years ago  
Fvck the Blue Jays 5 years ago  
H-Town, nickname for Houston 5 years ago  
She's a psychopath 5 years ago +1
The British took the Palestians homeland away from them and gave it to the Jews 5 years ago  
He's rich, he gets pussy, and drives expensive cars. 5 years ago +1
Im gonna kill every jellyfish I see from now on 5 years ago +2
I once went bungee jumping and I literally came inches to hitting the ground 5 years ago  
HTWN 5 years ago  
Texas Rangers is where it's at 5 years ago  
Everyone that picked Blackhawks are just hopping on the bandwagon 5 years ago +1
NBA here I come! 5 years ago  
I don't know how I can prove it to you over the Internet :( 5 years ago  
I like German cars 5 years ago  
Yes (; 5 years ago  
:) 5 years ago  
I once accidentally touched this girls boobs n she turned around and grabbed my ass 5 years ago +1
I'm happy if you're happy 5 years ago  
I honestly do not know 5 years ago  
You not him 5 years ago  
Yes it does, if I feel threatened I just show my gun n a wise person would just fvck off 5 years ago  
Having gun makes me feel 10X safer 5 years ago  
That should encourage them to hit the gym 5 years ago +1
That's why I have a gun 5 years ago  
I don't want to have sex,I wanna make love to you (: 5 years ago +2
You have to take risks to succeed 5 years ago  
Because I don't want to pay more taxes because some asshole who failed high school can't get a job 5 years ago +2
Religions are created by humans, just like anything else created by humans, they're bound to fail 5 years ago +2
I'm tired of poor people complaining about how they can't afford health care 5 years ago  
That's not what the question's about 5 years ago  
Are we talking about aids? 5 years ago  
I know you're trying to trol, it's not working :( 5 years ago +1
Learn how to read and write 5 years ago  
Selena is a drug addict 5 years ago +6
Illiteracy is a disease that should be exterminated 5 years ago +8
I like talking sh*t 5 years ago  
A girl told me I made her wet while she was staring into my eyes (; 5 years ago  
A bed that should have a woman on it 5 years ago  
Wtf 5 years ago +1
If I'm being attacked, imma defend myself 5 years ago +2
How s that gonna get me aids 5 years ago  
How 5 years ago  
We're gonna party so hard! 5 years ago +2
How am I suppose to send u pics then? 5 years ago  
Give me ur number (nh) 5 years ago  
Imma drop his b1tch ass 5 years ago  
That defeats the whole purpose 5 years ago  
Shut up 5 years ago  
Curved TVs are stupid 5 years ago +1
Imma use a baseball bat on them hoes 5 years ago +3
I'm 185lbs of pure sexiness 5 years ago  
I know it's hard for you to express your love for me but I want to let u kno that I love you too (: 5 years ago  
I'm into women who kno wat they're doing in the bedroom (; 5 years ago +1
I speak French 5 years ago  
Change it let's see 5 years ago  
You should change your picture back to me cuz you're fugly 5 years ago  
*there 5 years ago +1
I'm black 5 years ago +2
We'll learn to love 5 years ago  
At least I'm guaranteed food 5 years ago  
I'm right here 5 years ago  
I'm 17, it's only a 7 year difference, we can make it work 5 years ago  
u not trying to get away from me tho (; 5 years ago  
More cushion for the pushin 5 years ago +10
The Osbournes are some fugly mfs 5 years ago  
N1gga we made it! 5 years ago +5
I don't descriminate 5 years ago  
I have a great personality 5 years ago +1
Study date! 5 years ago  
Use the back 5 years ago  
She gon learn today! 5 years ago +1
Pussy ass n1gga 5 years ago +2
Based on facts 5 years ago +1
Nice comeback 5 years ago +1
RICKY! 5 years ago  
Jenny got da booty 5 years ago +1
smh... 5 years ago +1
Aye! 5 years ago  
I see wat u did there 5 years ago  
Ok 5 years ago  
Jihad is holy war dumbass 5 years ago  
Someone's trolling me, a Canadian 5 years ago  
Jews do lie 5 years ago +2
Gamers have the ability to go without food and water for long periods of time 5 years ago  
That would be good for basketball 5 years ago  
Stfu b1tch boy 5 years ago  
Santorum wants to ban porn 5 years ago +3
Stupid commie 5 years ago +1
Hitler is Europes creation 5 years ago  
Wat is A? 5 years ago +2
This aimed at Americans so fvck you 5 years ago +2
Wtf y? 5 years ago  
Why stalk from a distance, I'll book u a flight 5 years ago  
Y u stalking me on twitter man? 5 years ago  
They're all show they can't fight for sh*t! 5 years ago  
Fvck you 5 years ago +1
Sweden has never won a major war ever! 5 years ago +3
That's why Hitler raped you, you don't know when to stfu 5 years ago +5
Just for that when WWIII comes around we'll let the Germans rape you again 5 years ago +2
I want to have sex with a German girl 5 years ago  
I don't know how to cut grass in the head but it sounds interesting 5 years ago  
I kicked the sh*t out of a body builder once 5 years ago  
Look at the mad Europeans (: 5 years ago +7
I'd fck the sht out of Mary 5 years ago  
Enjoy your ignorance 5 years ago  
Better than Olympics, NBA Finals, SuperBowl, and NHL Finals? 5 years ago  
I'm gonna run over every Prius I see 5 years ago +1
So I can use both hands to kick your ass 5 years ago  
Fried rice, bacon, steak, fries, chicken, and sausage 5 years ago  
No it's not 5 years ago  
Hands down USA is better than 99.9% of the rest f the world if not the universe 5 years ago  
I'm not gonna pull out (: 5 years ago +2
Americans do that all the time 5 years ago  
When has Canada accomplished anything? 5 years ago  
USA 5 years ago  
Already speak French 5 years ago  
First time having sex 5 years ago +2
I want to join the Russian mafia 5 years ago  
I don't like depending on people 5 years ago  
I want an STI toes things are fast 5 years ago  
Quit hatin on people man! 5 years ago  
Thuganomics 5 years ago  
Imma swagged out 5 years ago  
I've never experienced hard water before, should be fun! 5 years ago  
It's hot as hell in Texas and my coach wouldn't let me try out for QB 5 years ago +4
I'm not into cutting myself but Paramore is good 5 years ago +1
Shut up b*tch 5 years ago  
Hate everyone equally 5 years ago +5
Neymar is my n1gga 5 years ago  
Imma bang the cheerleaders 5 years ago  
How do you shave dreads? Dumbass 5 years ago +2
Shut yo pussy ass up 5 years ago  
I want to 5 years ago  
Whore city! 5 years ago  
Queen Elizabeth is a tyrant who needs to be overthrown 5 years ago  
It's been a long time since I've watched robot chicken 5 years ago  
I'd have sex with both tho 5 years ago  
Who saved ur ass in both world wars? 5 years ago  
Athena 5 years ago  
Murica 5 years ago  
If u want the ratings to go down you will 5 years ago +4
If you faint, that opens the door for rape 5 years ago +1
Shut yo fat ass up 5 years ago  
Murcia!!! We rule the world now let's take soccer too! 5 years ago +2
BMW, Adui, Mercedes, Porsche > 5 years ago  
I was actually on a flight to JFK 5 years ago  
I was fckin the sht out of an Olympian goddess 5 years ago +2
That's why the Australian team is going home, what a long flight... 5 years ago +1
It won't be long till they die 5 years ago +1
Who? 5 years ago +2
Do you live on a farm? Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock 5 years ago +1
Murica! 5 years ago  
We already have 6pts 5 years ago  
That's what poor people say 5 years ago +2
I don't need a day, just 5 minutes (; 5 years ago +1
smh 5 years ago  
Murica 5 years ago  
I didn't get either, instead I got a 2008 Audi A3, it's much faster and gets better gas mileage 5 years ago +1
I use the mercurials to play american football also 5 years ago  
You know you like it 5 years ago  
I would never be caught dead in some sketchers 5 years ago  
It wouldn't be rape because I would like it 5 years ago +2
Does a white girl's pussy count? 5 years ago +1
Murica! 5 years ago  
Selena Gomez has drug problems 5 years ago  
Gas mileage on super cars suck! 5 years ago  
Hawaii 5 years ago  
I don't like American cars 5 years ago +3
I want to use the extra money to customize it to my liking 5 years ago +5
If I was rich I would have asked for the newest models 5 years ago +2
I'd have sex with the vamp 5 years ago +1
I've seen a horror movie about an airlift, I won't take any chances 5 years ago  
Kill yourself right now 5 years ago  
There probably is 5 years ago +2
My dick 5 years ago  
They both ass 5 years ago +9
White girls love me 5 years ago  
If u suck my d I'll like u 5 years ago +3
Why would you want to sit in a look of your filth 5 years ago  
Much faster death 5 years ago +3
I'd knock em tf out! 5 years ago +2
Omg, macklemore is NOT even good,y'all jus like him cuz your lame asses can relate to him! 5 years ago +7
Wtf, y'all don't know rap! 5 years ago +2
Tits 5 years ago  
I'm not even gonna read all that 5 years ago +1
Cuz he's black 5 years ago  
I want a blojob while riding on top of a train 5 years ago +1
Knock him out 5 years ago  
Then don't answer the question 5 years ago +6
17 5 years ago  
No because I live here 5 years ago  
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder 5 years ago  
It's gonna cause more people to be unemployed 5 years ago +4
JB's a badass now 5 years ago  
I'll be the best QB 5 years ago  
Have sex with them in Paris 5 years ago +2
Which ever one gets me more pussy 5 years ago  
Tits > Zombies 5 years ago +2
7up makes your penis small 5 years ago +2
Bergers 5 years ago  
Flowers 5 years ago  
Iris 5 years ago +2
What kind of a man doesn't use a loofa? 5 years ago +10
My penis 5 years ago +7
I'm just here for the food 5 years ago  
If global warming was real wouldn't the world have changed already, I mean we had the industrial revolution and we have more cars in the world than ever before. 5 years ago  
Thank you 5 years ago  
I thought we had something!?! 5 years ago  
That's how you keep a job 5 years ago +5
I'm trying to be Valedictorian, not run a charity 5 years ago  
I have parents that love me 5 years ago +4
I'd eat you out for the rest of my life (; 5 years ago  
Well puck you too 5 years ago +2
Someone else will do it 5 years ago +1
I love everybody! 5 years ago  
And phuck it's brains out 5 years ago +2
I have the right to remain silent 5 years ago +1
Drag queens have penises 5 years ago  
My sausage 5 years ago +1
Sausage stuffing.....let that sink in 5 years ago +6
Karate, & football! 5 years ago  
BBQ pool party 5 years ago +7
Skills in da bedroom! 5 years ago +9
My name is noah 5 years ago +3
Relax, I don't bite 5 years ago +3
They won their independence in 2011 5 years ago  
Too bad you guys couldn't keep hold of the U.S. 5 years ago +3
I'll cum on your tits 5 years ago +11
Pedophiles are the best dancers 5 years ago +5
I'll know how to have it all 5 years ago +2
Wat if I have to poop while having sex? 5 years ago  
Just incase the next flight i'm on gets hijacked 5 years ago +4
And have sex 5 years ago +1
But we all aren't equal... 5 years ago  
My worst enemy is this blonde who has an awesome body but is a stuck up little b*tch 5 years ago +2
Murica! 5 years ago  
That guy's an idiot 5 years ago  
Babies and puppies are equal in my eyes 5 years ago  
Orphans deserve to die 5 years ago +1
I don't know why the stereotype of Americans being fat still exists, we basically dominate the olympics. 5 years ago +6
Have you seen the olympics? 5 years ago  
I hated Bio 5 years ago  
You're prettier than both of those whores helens (; 5 years ago +4
There aren't many women that are 6'2 and weigh 220lbs 5 years ago +3
Just driving from Houston to Austin is annoying 5 years ago  
Witchita is a backstabber 5 years ago  
He allowed it to happen, what kind of god is that? 5 years ago +1
God let it happen 5 years ago  
9/11, crusades, WWI, WWII, Chernobyl disaster, Titanic, Lusitania, The black plague, must I go on? 5 years ago +2
My coaches make us run suicides 5 years ago +1
So I can beat off 5 years ago  
It would be that much easier to be a terrorist 5 years ago +8
They get more pussy 5 years ago +5
My penis is a weapon of ass destruction 5 years ago +3
If they won WWI we probably wouldn't have had a WWII 5 years ago +11
No responsibilities or bills = Winning! 5 years ago  
You have to talk to get girls 5 years ago +1
I don't worship sh*t 5 years ago  
So the cops don't see helens blowing me while driving 5 years ago +9
Is that your b-day? 5 years ago  
Chatroulette's where it's at 5 years ago  
Hell yea! 5 years ago  
Francais 5 years ago  
I love Europeans, Asians, Middle Easteners, and Colombians 5 years ago  
3-4 times a week 5 years ago  
As long as they don't bomb my house or my family, I'm completely fine with it. 5 years ago +4
I picked him cuz he's smiling 5 years ago +1
I've got this Russian friend and he's strapped, I'm talking AKs, ARs, etc... 5 years ago  
Lol, I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich 5 years ago +2
"lord please help this b*tch find her place!" 5 years ago +4
I don't want my parents to know that I watched porn 5 years ago  
Yea 5 years ago  
Well I think you're gorgeous 5 years ago  
I love receiving head! 5 years ago +8
Then I'll have to kill that person 5 years ago  
Less responsibility 5 years ago  
He's cool 5 years ago  
I'm on the twerk team at my school 5 years ago  
Some people need to die 5 years ago +1
My penis is photogenic 5 years ago +3
So u better be there 5 years ago  
You'll find out December 30th 5 years ago  
How bout American chocolate (me)? 5 years ago +6
December 30th 5 years ago +1
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