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Joined on September 6th, 2013 (1,988 days ago)

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21. Aspiring writer of original and fan fiction. Ravenclaw. INFJ. Certified Book Nerd. Not really active here anymore but once a while I login to see what I missed.


Sassynopants has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Would you rather Every time you don't bring an umbrella, it rains or Every time you bring an umbrella, it doesn't rain 3 years ago 141 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the lights automatically turn on whenever you walk into a room or Have the lights automatically turn off whenever you walk into a room 3 years ago 123 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Find out that a cool rrrather user is in one of your classes or Find out that a friend you met in a summer program a few years ago is going to the same school as you 3 years ago 81 votes 51 comments 0 likes
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Facts About Me~Which is false? I have absolute pitch or I am trilingual 3 years ago 276 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (see links below) Comment your Hogwarts house or Comment your Divergent faction 3 years ago 87 votes 63 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather ask me my opinion on anything (e.g. opinion on censorship?) or ask me something about my personal history (e.g. first time I read a book?) 3 years ago 78 votes 69 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get up, get dressed and try to run to your class within 3 minutes (can't give up even if time's up) or Forget to bring your calculator to a statistics exam and have to calculate everything by hand 3 years ago 83 votes 38 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (for the same cost) Get this laptop sticker or Get this laptop sticker 3 years ago 147 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Comment one trait you want your roommate to have or Comment one trait you would hate for your roommate to have 3 years ago 70 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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For your second rrrather anniversary, would you rather Buy whatever you want for today, and all expenses will be paid by a user of your choice or Get to meet a user of your choice from this site, and they WILL BE what they say they are like (no frauds! yay!) 3 years ago 93 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Only be able to do laundry once a month or Have to wear the same outfit 3 days in a row every time 3 years ago 71 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Give up your best friend for a superpower of your choice. You will never become friends again and none of your new friends will be as close as you two once were. or Give up your memories for a set of new ones and never be able to regain them, but have the world become your ideal world. 3 years ago 109 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have me Do a series of "which college course would you rather take" questions, based on some classes offered at my Uni. (without giving away the name of the actual course, that is -- I'll just describe them). or Do a series of "which roommate would you rather have" questions where I come up with fictional roommates with quirks that may or may not be annoying, or roommates with characteristics that are deemed likable for some. 3 years ago 85 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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The winner of the Harry Potter Spells Tournament is the Imperius Curse (aka IMPERIO!)!!! Yay! That's one of my favorite spells! or No!!! ________ (insert another spell) should have won! 3 years ago 71 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (FINAL ROUND!) Petrificus Totalus or Imperio 3 years ago 75 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Six) Legilimens or Imperio 3 years ago 65 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Six) Expelliarmus or Petrificus Totalus 3 years ago 57 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Five) Imperio or Crucio 3 years ago 73 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Five) Expecto Patronum (one of Harry's "special spells", a form of light magic) or Legilimens (one of Snape's "special spells", a form of dark magic) 3 years ago 64 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Five) Muffliato or Petrificus Totalus 3 years ago 64 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Five) Reducto or Expelliarmus 3 years ago 67 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Four) Stupefy or Legilimens 3 years ago 75 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Four) Rictusempra or Expelliarmus 3 years ago 76 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Four) Petrificus Totalus or Geminio 3 years ago 67 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Four) Expecto Patronum or Vulnera Sanentur 3 years ago 112 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Four) Draconifors or Muffliato 3 years ago 64 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Four) Confringo or Crucio 3 years ago 62 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Four) Avada Kedavra or Imperio 3 years ago 72 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Four) Aqua Eructo or Reducto 3 years ago 66 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Let's face it. In the next hour Cave Inimicum or Reparo aren't gonna turn that 80% or 100% vote around. So let's just get this round 2 of special save done with! Obliviate or Vulnera Sanentur 3 years ago 74 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (SPECIAL SAVE ROUND) Cave Inimicum (Harry and his friends used this spell in the last book when they were hunting horcruxes, to make sure their tent wouldn't be found. It worked well... For the MOST part anyway!) or Obliviate (can cause you to forget one SMALL event or erase all your memory based on how strongly it's done. Hermione used it on her parents to make them forget her and move to safety.) 3 years ago 60 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (SPECIAL SAVE ROUND) Reparo (this one repairs OBJECTS) or Vulnera Sanentur (this one repairs, well, PEOPLE) 3 years ago 65 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Three): Vulnera Sanentur or Expelliarmus 3 years ago 69 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Three): Sectumsempra or Stupefy 3 years ago 79 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Three): Reparo or Rictusempra 3 years ago 72 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Three): Piertotum Locomotor or Reducto 3 years ago 65 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Three): Obliviate or Petrificus Totalus 3 years ago 65 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Three): Mobilicorpus or Muffliato 3 years ago 61 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Three): Flagrate or Geminio 3 years ago 58 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Three): Legilimens or Locomotor 3 years ago 57 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Three): Immobulus or Imperio 3 years ago 57 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Three): Evanesco or Expecto Patronum 3 years ago 54 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Three): Draconifors or Engorgio 3 years ago 66 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Three): Crucio or Deprimo 3 years ago 53 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Three): Cave Inimicum or Confringo 3 years ago 58 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Three): Avada Kedavra or Brackium Emendo 3 years ago 76 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Three): Alohomora or Aqua Eructo 3 years ago 60 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Wingardium Leviosa or Expelliarmus 3 years ago 67 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Tergeo or Vulnera Sanentur 3 years ago 63 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Specialis Revelio or Stupefy 3 years ago 60 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Sectumsempra or Silencio 3 years ago 62 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Rictusempra or Salvio Hexia 3 years ago 52 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Rennervate or Reparo 3 years ago 58 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Protego or Reducto 3 years ago 58 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Piertotum Locomotor or Portus 3 years ago 50 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Partis Temporus or Petrificus Totalus 3 years ago 49 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Obliviate or Oppugno 3 years ago 51 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Muffliato or Mucus ad Nauseam 3 years ago 45 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Anapneo or Aqua Eructo 3 years ago 46 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Mimblewimble or Mobilicorpus 3 years ago 172 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Locomotor or Lumos 3 years ago 42 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Incendio or Legilimens 3 years ago 43 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Imperio (also an UNFORGIVABLE CURSE) or Inanimatus Conjurus 3 years ago 41 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Homenum Revelio or Immobulus 3 years ago 43 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Geminio or Glisseo 3 years ago 47 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Fianto Duri or Flagrate 3 years ago 43 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Expecto Patronum or Expulso 3 years ago 40 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Episkey or Evanesco 3 years ago 41 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Ducklifors or Engorgio 3 years ago 44 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Diffindo or Draconifors 3 years ago 43 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Depulso or Deprimo 3 years ago 42 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Crucio (another one of the UNFORGIVABLE CURSES) or Deletrius 3 years ago 45 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Colloshoo or Confringo 3 years ago 43 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Carpe Retractum or Cave Inimicum 3 years ago 42 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Bombarda or Brackium Emendo 3 years ago 39 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Aresto Momentum or Avada Kedavra (The most UNFORGIVABLE CURSE of ‘em all!) 3 years ago 42 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round Two): Accio or Alohomora 3 years ago 42 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (SPECIAL SAVE!) - See author's comment for explanation Entomorphis (this can be used for pranks, obviously -- and I guess you CAN kill with it, by stepping on the insect that your opponent turned into) or Expelliarmus (this is the spell Harry used to block Voldemort's death curse, aka Harry's signature spell -- mainly used to disarm someone of their weapon) 3 years ago 71 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Waddiwasi or Wingardium Leviosa 3 years ago 94 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Vipera Evanesca or Vulnera Sanentur 3 years ago 96 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Tergeo or Vera Verto 3 years ago 79 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Stupefy or Tarantallegra 3 years ago 78 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Sonorus or Specialis Revelio 3 years ago 76 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Silencio or Slugulus Eructo 3 years ago 78 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Sectumsempra or Serpensortia 3 years ago 68 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Riddikulus or Salvio Hexia 3 years ago 60 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Repello Inimicum or Rictusempra 3 years ago 60 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Reparo or Repello Muggletum 3 years ago 66 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Relashio or Renervate 3 years ago 58 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Reducio or Reducto 3 years ago 86 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Protego or Quietus 3 years ago 58 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Portus or Prior Incantato 3 years ago 55 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Piertotum Locomotor or Point Me 3 years ago 62 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Periculum or Petrificus Totalus 3 years ago 63 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Pack or Partis Temporus 3 years ago 58 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Oppugno or Orchideous 3 years ago 63 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Obliviate or Obscuro 3 years ago 72 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Mucus ad Nauseam or Nox 3 years ago 68 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Morsmordre or Muffliato 3 years ago 56 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Mobiliarbus or Mobilicorpus 3 years ago 59 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Mimblewimble or Meteolojinx Recanto 3 years ago 55 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Locomotor Mortis or Lumos 3 years ago 64 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Levicorpus or Locomotor 3 years ago 53 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Langlock or Legilimens 3 years ago 57 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Incarcerous or Incendio 3 years ago 80 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Impervius or Inanimatus Conjurus 3 years ago 70 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Impedimenta or Imperio (another one of the UNFORGIVABLE CURSES) 3 years ago 73 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Illegibilus or Immobulus 3 years ago 69 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Herbifors or Homenum Revelio 3 years ago 80 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Glisseo or Harmonia Nectere Passus 3 years ago 60 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Furnunculus or Geminio 3 years ago 65 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Finite Incantatem or Flagrate 3 years ago 58 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Ferula or Fianto Duri 3 years ago 60 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Expulso or Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum 3 years ago 65 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Expecto Patronum or Expelliarmus 3 years ago 61 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Evanesco or Everte Statum 3 years ago 146 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Episkey or Erecto 3 years ago 64 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Engorgio or Entomorphis 3 years ago 66 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Ducklifors or Ebublio 3 years ago 62 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Dissendium or Draconifors 3 years ago 73 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Diffindo or Diminuendo 3 years ago 59 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Descendo or Deprimo 3 years ago 55 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Densaugeo or Depulso 3 years ago 61 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Defodio or Deletrius 3 years ago 58 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Confundo or Crucio (One of the UNFORGIVABLE CURSES!) 3 years ago 57 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Colovaria or Confringo 3 years ago 56 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Colloportus or Colloshoo 3 years ago 51 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Cave Inimicum or Cistem Aperio 3 years ago 52 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Cantis or Carpe Retractum 3 years ago 66 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Brackium Emendo or Calvario 3 years ago 53 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Avis or Bombarda 3 years ago 54 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Ascendio or Avada Kedavra (the most UNFORGIVABLE CURSE of 'em all!) 3 years ago 56 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Arania Exumai or Aresto Momentum 3 years ago 56 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Aparecium or Aqua Eructo 3 years ago 52 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Anapneo or Anteoculatia 3 years ago 50 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Alarte Ascendare or Alohomora 3 years ago 52 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Harry Potter Spells Tournament (Round One): Accio or Aguamenti 3 years ago 53 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Well I know that FatPig once made a Harry Potter Spells Tournament but I haven't seen him on this site lately, and I want to make a similar tournament (actually, the same tournament) that covers all spells. I'll explain what their functions are briefly for non-Potterheads. I'll include ALL the spells available on the Wiki and there will be rounds two, three, etc. (FatPig's tournament seemed unfinished but I loved the idea). All in favor? Aye aye, captain! or *sigh* (Aww come on, it'll be more fun than the repetitive tournaments - I won't name them - we have on here!) 3 years ago 72 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a Muggleborn who got sorted into Slytherin back in Harry Potter's days or Be bullied for having a muggle-killer as a father though they don't know the whole story 3 years ago 86 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to apparate (aka teleport) ANYWHERE or Have an invisibility cloak and inherit a LOT of money from your family 3 years ago 106 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Fall in love with your same-sex best friend's sibling of the opposite sex or Fall in love with one of your best friends of the opposite sex 3 years ago 99 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (imagine that you live in a dystopian society) Be a model citizen but fall in love with someone shunned by society or Be someone who is shunned by society, and fall in love with a model citizen 3 years ago 80 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a kind house elf owe you a favor or Learn to do a really powerful patronus charm 3 years ago 88 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Make two important and true prophecies in your lifetime or Be responsible for ridding the world of a powerful and evil witch 3 years ago 80 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a Ravenclaw who doesn't have any Ravenclaw friends or Be the only Gryffindor in a family full of Slytherins 3 years ago 205 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get a free beats headphone or Get a month-long Christmas break 3 years ago 115 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Show THIS quote to whoever says "no offense" or Show THIS picture to whoever says "just kidding" 3 years ago 100 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather - Harry Potter-Inspired Series Have an owl as a pet or Get a lifetime supply of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans 3 years ago 118 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather - Harry Potter-Inspired Series Find out that your father, who died when you were young and who you looked up to, was a nasty bully when he was your age or Have your least favorite teacher continue to mistreat you just because you remind him of someone he used to hate 3 years ago 85 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather - Harry Potter-Inspired Series Correctly answer a riddle each time before you can enter your room. If you don't answer correctly, you'll just stand outside until someone gives the right answer and lets you in. or Have someone throw water balloons at you and sing annoying songs when you are on your way home. (Just wanna say, I loved the character of Peeves! Why the hell wasn't he in the movies!!!) 3 years ago 67 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather - Harry Potter-Inspired Series Lose your best friend, who you secretly have a crush on, to your worst enemy or Lose in a fight against your worst enemy and they end up saving your life 3 years ago 95 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather - Harry Potter-Inspired Series Find out someone you care deeply about is convicted for a serious crime he/she didn't commit, and be powerless against the verdict. or Find out that one of your closest friends has been passing information about you to a dangerous person who wants you dead and not know who the traitor in your group is. 3 years ago 79 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (for definitions, see author's comments) Always win arguments, but always lose bets or Always win bets, but always lose arguments 3 years ago 121 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Comment one interesting fact about you or Ask me in the comments section to state an interesting fact about myself 3 years ago 99 votes 76 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Accidentally turn your mother into a bear with magic and try to turn her back within two days by resolving all conflicts you have with her, or else she gets stuck like this forever or Try to make your crush fall in love with you in 3 days while you're mute. If he/she doesn't kiss you by sundown on the third day, you'll be a slave to a nasty sea witch for eternity 3 years ago 122 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have one person you love leave you forever, but get a cute personal healthcare companion robot or Tame a dragon and keep him as your faithful pet, but lose a leg (painfully, but you'll have a peg leg afterwards) 3 years ago 132 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have peanut butter taste like nutella to you or Have nutella taste like peanut butter to you 3 years ago 133 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have your accent change every day or Have your voice change everyday. 3 years ago 123 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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On a scale of Fussy Pants (lowest) to Sassy Pants (highest), how awesome am I? MEH or SASSY!!! 3 years ago 110 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the score of an important test that you took (e.g. SAT, ACT, AP...) be delayed for 3 weeks or Have the score come out as normal, but you forget your login info so you won't be able to see your results till the report's mailed to you 3 years ago 89 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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If you're stuck in a horror movie, would you rather Be the idiot who yells "who's there" when you hear a noise as if the source of the noise would answer you or Be the person who knew from the start that they're in a haunted house, but no one believes you and you're stuck with them 3 years ago 194 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Believe in something that no one around you believes in or Not believe in something that everyone around you believes in 3 years ago 173 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be forced to hang out with: Someone who constantly changes his/her plans at the last minute, so you always have to reschedule or Someone who gets really pissed when you say "no I don't have time" whenever he/she asks you to hang out 3 years ago 146 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Wear a marshmallow dress or shirt on a hot summer day for a whole day. You have to be outside for at least 2 hours and people WILL see you. or Wear a panda suit to school in winter time for a while week. Yes you have to be in that suit for the entire school day. 3 years ago 122 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Hey guys... If you still remember me, I'm back! Hey Sassy I remember you! or Who the hell are you?! (XD Hello the name's Sassy, nice to meet ya!) 3 years ago 113 votes 104 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Read a novel about a man who died and was given 90 days of afterlife with a new identity. The problem is he's not allowed to tell anyone who he used to be, or all traces of his existence -- including people's memories of him before he died -- would be erased forever. or Read a novel about a kid who receives mysterious phone calls each night, but when he picks up, he'd hear nothing. He remembers all his dreams. When he gets older he starts seeing a pattern. His dreams are pieces of memories of a man who died, transferred via telephone each night. 4 years ago 113 votes 48 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the ability to spin straw into gold or Have the ability to control someone, but only after you take their heart out (yes they'll live, unless you crush the heart) 4 years ago 184 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Sacrifice the heart of the person you love most so that you can activate a curse that will let you live your ideal life (just without the person you sacrificed) or Grow up as an orphan because your parents transported you to another world so that you can escape the curse whoever chose option A activated 4 years ago 116 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a story book which tells you things that really happened in another, magical world or Have a mirror that can project to you what a person you think of is doing and where he/she is 4 years ago 150 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Break a deal with a dark wizard, and he traps you in a set of candles for eternity. Your can only come out and talk to people when all 3 candles are lit. -- But you have a chance of being freed. or Break a deal with an evil queen who also knows dark magic, and she rips your heart out. You won't die but as long as she has your heart she has control over what you do, and if she decides to crush your heart you'll die. 4 years ago 125 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a waitress in a cafe that your grandmother owns until the end of your life. And you always get the early shift. or Live with your grandmother in a wood hut until you die, and since there are many wolves nearby, you two always need to stay alert with a weapon in your hand even when you sleep. 4 years ago 141 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be stuck in the blind witch's house with your brother with tempting food lying there daring you guys to eat them. Then your stupid brother decides to eat a cupcake, thus waking up the blind witch who plans to cook you two. (Assume you're around nine years old, maybe?) or Grow up in poverty with your father, and see a toy you really want at a fair one day (again assume you're around nine) that your father cannot afford. You understood your father but he felt so bad about it that he went away one day to find an illegal way of earning money, but didn't come back 4 years ago 120 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be tricked into telling your friend's mother about your friend's romantic relationship with a stableboy/stable-girl, then have your friend's mom kill the stableboy/stable-girl because she wants her child to marry to a higher social class. or Free a genie from a magic lamp using one of your wishes, and invite the genie home, but the genie falls in love with your marriage partner and tries to convince your partner to get rid of you so that they can be together 4 years ago 89 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Turn the guy who has a crush on your love into a rose, and give it to your love as a present. (If you're a guy it's the other way around) or Fall in love with the thief who stole the wedding ring you were about to give to your fiancee (it was an arranged marriage of course, and as for girls, turn it the other way around XD) 4 years ago 100 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Fall in love with a dark wizard who uses his powers for mostly evil, but you see the good in him and always try to convince him to use his powers for good. or Fall in love with a woman who used to be an evil queen. She now wants to redeem herself, and she had saved your son once. 4 years ago 159 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have your parents, who rule a magical kingdom, put you a magical wardrobe and transport you to a non-magical world as soon as you are born so that you can escape from a evil curse. Then come back when you're 28 and try to break that curse. or Be a 10 year old boy who was given up for adoption by your birth mother and adopted by the mayor of a small town. You later find out that your stepmom's the person who casted that curse that brought the town people to this world, and that your birth mom's the savior. 4 years ago 136 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a werewolf without knowing because your grandmother made you wear a red cloak that kept you from turning for all these years, then one day accidentally attack your boyfriend/girlfriend and kill him/her at night because you'd lost your cloak and you were with him when you transformed. or Be a crippled old man who acquired powerful dark magic to protect your only son (whom you love a lot), only to have him transport himself to a world without magic (our world). You could have gone with him but you hesitated and he was gone. Then you spend YEARS trying to find ways to travel to that w 4 years ago 119 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be locked up by an evil queen in her prison cell for 28 years while your true love out there believed you were dead (and is obviously REALLY traumatized by this) or Be a princess but have your stepmother kill your father and take over the throne, so you have to live in the forest as a refuge since you are wanted by your stepmom the evil queen 4 years ago 120 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Wish me Happy Birthday or Wish me Merry Christmas 4 years ago 150 votes 58 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Find out that the lake at the end of the lane is actually an ocean, and also start to re-live all your horrible childhood memories or Have your family murdered and be raised by ghosts in a graveyard. You'll have to fight the guy who killed your family when you turn 14. 4 years ago 179 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Journey in the underground world of London with a magical companion (there aren't just sewers -- there are two creepy murderers going after you two) or Go to a dangerous magical land to retrieve a shooting star that had fallen in order to please your love, and there is a witch trying to hunt you down 4 years ago 104 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Find a secret door in your house that leads to an almost identical, but MUCH BETTER version of your home, with "other-parents" whose eyes are replaced with buttons who are trying to trap you there and empty your soul when they gain your trust. or Find your long-lost twin named Spider (who you knew nothing about before) who will come live with you. He/she is much more talented and charming than you and may start to overshadow you in everything you do. 4 years ago 153 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be the person who wins first place, has his/her name written down in history, but give all the money you'd won to the person in second place or Be the person who gets second place, has no place to have his/her name down in history, but get all the money the 1st place person won along with your own winnings 4 years ago 173 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get rejected from your first choice school because of your financial situation (GUESS what happened to me...) or Get wait listed and have a 1% chance of getting in in the regular decision round (and yes if you get in people at the school WILL know you were wait listed) 4 years ago 106 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (after you graduate from Uni.) Work in the admission office in that school (this will be your only job and you will be paid well) or Be an interviewer (usually alumni interviewers have other jobs too, and they just do a few interviews when the time comes) 4 years ago 104 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Instantly learn to do art really well in a media of your choice but lose sight in one eye or Instantly learn 2 languages of your choice but lose hearing in one ear and half of your hair 4 years ago 134 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have this as the wallpaper in your room or Have this as the wallpaper in your room 4 years ago 175 votes 47 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to hear but unable to talk or Be able to talk but unable to hear 4 years ago 178 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to know 60% of the questions that will appear in every final exam you're gonna take from now on (you'll know them 8 hours before the exam) or Be able to freeze everyone else but yourself for 5 minutes on every major exam -- you will be free to move around (and when they unfreeze they don't notice a thing) 4 years ago 182 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Give a 30 minute presentation revolved around the question "is ignorance bliss" or Give a 30 minute presentation revolved around the question "can moral judgments be made on the basis of scientific knowledge", using eugenics as the major example 4 years ago 127 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Pronounce -eep, -ip and -ape in the same way (e.g. not distinguishing between sheep, ship and shape) or Pronounce sheet and shit in the same way 4 years ago 135 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Sing "let it go, let it go, can't hold it back anymore" loudly every time you fart (and you will fart loudly) -- for the rest of your life or Have the feeling of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth every other day until new year's eve next year 4 years ago 152 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have all your hair stand up permanently, and there's no way you can get it down or Have hair down to your ankles, which will grow backwards (shorter and shorter) from now on (until you go bald) 4 years ago 170 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get this as a tattoo or Get this as a tattoo 4 years ago 157 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat with a messy eater everyday or Eat with a loud eater everyday 4 years ago 146 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Work in a job you like but have to eat your least favorite food for breakfast, lunch and dinner 5 days a week or Have free amazing food all the time whenever you wish, but you have to work in a job you hate 6 hours a day, 5 days a week 4 years ago 134 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat cookies that have chocolate inside them or Eat chocolate that has a cookie bar in it 4 years ago 223 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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For your one-year rrrather anniversary would you rather (IF ALL the expenses are paid for) Invite 5 users you like over to your favorite restaurant to have dinner and cake or Send cupcakes to all of your favorite users (it will arrive in 1 day so it won't rot during delivery or something) -- no limit on how many people you can send it to or how many cupcakes each person get! 4 years ago 156 votes 113 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Insult someone in another language or Insult that person in your own language, but in a rather clever way (like how this kid insulted... well, his teacher LOL) 4 years ago 187 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (assuming that you're still too young to earn money yourself) Have your parents give you something you've always wanted (e.g. an iPad) but they set so many rules and regulations that it limits your freedom of its use to a large extent (and they WILL take it away if say your grades drop) or Just refuse the present. With so many rules, maybe it's not even that different from not getting it at all -- and hey, at least now they can't hold anything against you if your grades drop right? LOL 4 years ago 129 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Damn. Well then, we shall be related. Sort of. 2 years ago  
Why do you know this? *gasp* Have YOU tried it? 2 years ago  
No one will have the same last name. I will be unique. Muhahaha. 2 years ago  
... Never had any to begin with 2 years ago +1
Tbh I don't like Kiss chocolates that much 2 years ago  
Seriously you can pick up two random sticks and use them as chopsticks. The "not working" part has to do with what skills you have. 2 years ago  
Well sometimes you can't help it even tho there may be no point. 3 years ago  
Yeah. And I bet his relatives would feel sad for his death too, and I don't know about other people, but I get sad just by thinking about other people feeling sad... Maybe it's just me? 3 years ago +2
Just because people didn't know them personally doesn't mean they can't feel genuinely sad that they died. And a person's death will bring sadness to some people no matter what their age was -- I know I'd be sad if something happens to an old relative. 3 years ago +3
I JUST FOUND OUT LIKE TEN MINUTES AGO *heart sinks* 3 years ago  
Hello XD I'm back in China for the winter break. Don't be fooled by the location, it's just a method of going on FB and my school website and stuff lol 3 years ago  
I'm not even gonna bother to read this cuz face it, neither of us are gonna change our opinions cuz of someone over the internet now, are we? 3 years ago  
I'd like to think it's the airheads that would have sex at such a young age and more one night stands, not necessarily attractive people, because as pretty as you might be, if you're dumb as soup you're still not entirely attractive to me. 3 years ago  
I get how you feel. I practically hoard gel pens. I just got myself a set of 48 colors of gel pens (glitter, pastel, neon, metallic...) and my wallet hates me but I'm not even sorry, hahaha! 3 years ago  
Haha 3 years ago +1
Yeah he's mah bro XD 3 years ago  
Xmas is my birthday :) 3 years ago  
Duh! 3 years ago  
Yes I do because this question hasn't had new comments in a long time. 3 years ago +1
Yeah that'd be great too. I don't mind him and Ginny tho. But I also ship Luna with Neville... Which is why I'm so torn on this issue haha! 3 years ago  
But there's no way in hell I'm gonna describe him 3 years ago  
It's easier if you just ban guns. And then school shooting rates will drop. Plus the blanket can't cover the head... 3 years ago +1
It'd be fun to see him and Luna ending up together haha 3 years ago +2
If the question is very flawed then I'll find loopholes, but if it's a really original and thought provoking I'll try to answer like it's supposed to. 3 years ago +3
Towels 3 years ago  
The bathroom 3 years ago  
Soup 3 years ago  
My thoughts 3 years ago  
So... Buy them, assemble them and then sell them. Problem solved. 3 years ago +1
Glad you agree 3 years ago  
If you can't keep your memories then why bother... 3 years ago +3
In my opinion chubby dogs are cuter lol 3 years ago  
Aww XD 3 years ago  
Ahh I see. Well I better start to cumulate sass power once again then! 3 years ago  
Hasn't the age of smartassness already begun? XD 3 years ago  
But still, nice choice, that'd be very funny to you and creepy to others haha! 3 years ago  
My eyes are a dark brown so chances are people may not notice 3 years ago +1
I actually collect bookmarks so I never run out! 3 years ago  
Same!!! 3 years ago  
No, people can turn it off again AFTER you finish walking into the room lol 3 years ago  
Toughie. But my BF would probably be more capable of saving himself cuz that's kind of what I look for in a partner... But still, I agree with what usmanc said. 3 years ago  
Aww :) I'll be on here more when the finals are over I guess. During my winter break and stuff. Do not worry, fellow smartass, it is very hard to eradicate sass from rrrather permanently. 3 years ago  
Violin 3 years ago  
Eh, I don't come here as often anymore so I don't mind XD 3 years ago  
LOL Same I have sh!tty luck when it comes to rain and umbrellas haha! 3 years ago  
Ahh okay 3 years ago  
XD 3 years ago  
Nice comment! 3 years ago  
LOL I'm at NYU anyway. Might as well make my scholarship higher XD 3 years ago  
I HOPE SO! Haha! 3 years ago +2
No, I meant the lights will turn off when you ENTER a room :) 3 years ago  
Me neither, at least not yet. 3 years ago  
Well I never bothered to count but what's with the creepy pic in option A? *shivers* 3 years ago  
My favorite color 3 years ago  
UGH I had A last night, wasn't fun 3 years ago  
Already am 3 years ago  
:) 3 years ago  
:) 3 years ago  
Yay! What prize? 3 years ago  
Whoo-hoo! What kind of nobel prize, tho? 3 years ago  
lol 3 years ago  
Who knows, maybe they painted their bottoms and were waiting for it to dry? 3 years ago  
XD 3 years ago  
Ahh, clever! 3 years ago  
What if people accidentally sit on you? 3 years ago  
Thanks, I'm hungry 3 years ago  
Dang it! 3 years ago  
It's just a birthday song, you'll live. 3 years ago  
And then I tell them that this gift is a representation of how far I think they will go in life (aka it represents the fact that they're wayyyyyy too good to work at McDonald's) 3 years ago +3
Did the pizza have extra sausage on it? 3 years ago  
Aww thanks :) I always make sure to patch up my questions so they can be answered with almost no space for loopholes. 3 years ago +1
Gee you should have told me!!! 3 years ago  
LOL wow you guys should meet up 3 years ago  
Aww. Don't feel bad. It's just a precaution. I'm 99.9% you're the smartass dude that I know. 3 years ago  
Haha. Dr Obvious and I are gonna meet up in lecture tmr 3 years ago  
Oops XD Fixed! 3 years ago  
I know! And we're in the same YEAR. This is cray-cray.. 3 years ago  
I know. This is so strange. Like, I've NEVER imagined meeting someone I talked to online in a LECTURE. Not in any place, in a LECTURE. Like wth... 3 years ago +3
I know but ya can't trust anyone on the internet lol 3 years ago  
Yeah we're gonna meet up tomorrow in lecture hahaha! What an out-of-the-ordinary way to meet a person online! 3 years ago  
Haha you jelly? 3 years ago  
He heard Peri mention which school I go to in chat so he PM-ed me and we talked about what classes we have and figured it out XD 3 years ago  
He's in high school I think 3 years ago  
Why? 3 years ago  
:) 3 years ago  
Ahh. So peaceful breakup? Good for you Jedi 3 years ago  
Eat food that are really watery 3 years ago  
I already am a nerd haha 3 years ago  
See I don't trust people here. Plus a million's enough. 3 years ago +1
Are those their pics? You sure they're okay with you posting it? Haha 3 years ago  
Just stick it in the fridge for 5 minutes I guess lol 3 years ago  
Aww thank you :) 3 years ago +1
Maybe? 3 years ago +5
XD 3 years ago +1
I heard it's actually a sign of intelligence. 3 years ago +1
LOL haha no I usually wear casual stuff and lots of jeans/denim. If I do wear shirts they're got gonna be flannel shirts either. 3 years ago +1
I get it. I do that LOL 3 years ago +1
Already have more than two BFFs 3 years ago  
LOL 3 years ago  
Nah. Just psychic. 3 years ago  
*gasp* Are you thinking what I'm thinking? (Aliens in disguise?!!!) 3 years ago  
If you've seen some of the idiots I had to deal with you'd change your mind. 3 years ago  
I'm smart enough as it is and I'm lucky too but I can always use more luck 3 years ago  
Feel like that'd be more pleasant than if I was to barf regularly... 3 years ago +1
I like my sense of humor already 3 years ago  
I don't have a bestest friend, I have a best friend. 3 years ago  
I've been on way too many school trips to the countryside or even outskirts of Beijing. Let's just say nature and I don't mix very well, haha. 3 years ago  
AHAHAHA men think something so dumb is funny 3 years ago  
Thx waffle bro 3 years ago +1
Haha!!! 3 years ago  
Exactly! 3 years ago  
The little penguin in Happy Feet looks so goddamn cute! 3 years ago +1
I would HATE to be the same as some of the idiots I know. 3 years ago +1
Umm not really. Good ideas may be related in some ways but perhaps the author didn't intend to copy anything, just that she happened to have an idea that someone else also had a while ago. 3 years ago  
Sorry roomie... But don't wanna get into a lesbian relationship... 3 years ago +2
... I don't eat dogs... 3 years ago  
I don't blink when I sleep do I? I breathe when I sleep. Do the math XD 3 years ago  
I kinda collect necklaces haha. 3 years ago  
Good. GOOD. 3 years ago +1
Wolves are my patronus anyway haha 3 years ago  
There's a place called Dudley in the UK? Haha... I dunno it just reminds me of Harry Potter's cousin XD 3 years ago +1
I don't flirt anyway 3 years ago +1
I know I'm INFJ but I don't think this is the best way to type people. Cognitive functions are more accurate. 3 years ago  
Yeah. Honestly people who don't bother taking time to understand women are the people I don't understand. 3 years ago +1
That's true too. They're just like... Women is weird. And leave it at that. 3 years ago +1
I honestly don't think striking back is gonna solve the problem. That'll only lead to another possible attack on France. 3 years ago +1
Exactly. It's not women that's hard to understand, it's just b*tches, because b*tches have no logic. 3 years ago +1
Some people I know are smart but they just don't work XD 3 years ago  
Exactly. This joke's getting old, too. 3 years ago +1
Yay I now have a beautiful life 3 years ago  
I'm an optimist so... 3 years ago  
Using teleportation 3 years ago +1
Not sure if sarcasm or truth. Sorry, you just can't tell sarcasm as easily on the internet ya know XD 3 years ago +1
I'm just putting it there so people don't pick on these loopholes. 3 years ago  
*high five* I have my head in the clouds tho haha 3 years ago  
Aww :) I wouldn't say I'm "down to earth" tho. I have my head in the clouds LOL 3 years ago  
nothing 3 years ago  
They are a danger to themselves and others because of their extreme stupidity. 3 years ago +1
Haha. Well I guess I am a strange person LOL 3 years ago  
I'm an only child and I mostly enjoy it 3 years ago  
MAKE a revision sheet 3 years ago  
LOL EXACTLY 3 years ago +2
Haha! 3 years ago  
And OMFG you replied to a comment I made a MONTH ago? LOL 3 years ago  
Nice! Her last name will be Lovegood! 3 years ago  
Wolf 3 years ago  
Good thing my parents are always brutally honest tho. Hmm, maybe it wasn't always a good thing tho. That did lead to a lot of hurt feelings on my part, too. 3 years ago  
again @dad lol. A doesn't apply to my parents. 3 years ago  
When my parents do B I just say well I'm gonna DO IT because I said so. 3 years ago  
LOL @dad 3 years ago  
My parents aren't always angry when I'm honest. 3 years ago  
It'd be nicer if you add them together... 3 years ago +4
Define poor 3 years ago  
I already speak Mandarin, while I know NOTHING about Arabic. 3 years ago  
Yeah I'll join the movement haha! 3 years ago  
Let it go... Let it go... 3 years ago +1
I'll just hang out with my asexual friends then... 3 years ago  
Just not probable 3 years ago +3
... I'm Asian and I still didn't pick A. 3 years ago  
Who said it was China? And no beef isn't illegal there! 3 years ago  
7 hours? 3 years ago  
What's a happy sisters? LOL I'm an only child and while sometimes I wish I have a sibling, there are perks to being an only child, too. 3 years ago  
Closet? 3 years ago  
DUH I'll be a writer 3 years ago +1
LOL At their shirts 3 years ago  
I wrote 2 papers. Thanks, Professors, for assigning them on Halloween weekend... 3 years ago +1
Already missed A I'm 18 now 3 years ago  
It's socialist 3 years ago  
Well I already am so why not 3 years ago +1
I'm a terrible finder so I can't even find the $50 3 years ago  
My detergent container 3 years ago  
Unfortunately, I'm writing 2 papers 3 years ago  
My non-existent twin 3 years ago  
They're cool, I just like dogs more 3 years ago +2
Umm I've seen a movie about time traveling made by Chinese people aired on Chinese TV so B is not true... 3 years ago +1
Ahh I see. Well I'm not like most people LOL 3 years ago  
Or just take them trick-or-treating in another neighborhood? 3 years ago  
B makes sense if it's not taken literally -- I don't think half of our brain is literally responsible for one thing while the other half is responsible for another. Your brain works as one. Think of it as two aspects of ourselves, just that some people are more prone to making logical and conventional decisions than unconventional and emotional ones. 3 years ago +1
Yeeup XD 3 years ago  
Kids? 3 years ago +1
"9 and three quarters" -- says the Harry Potter fans. 3 years ago  
Me too! 3 years ago  
Ok 3 years ago +1
Should I clarify something? 3 years ago  
Ahh damn. season 5 is bloody awesome! Season 4's cool, too XD. In a way 3's my least fave season though I like all seasons. 3 years ago  
Really?! I feel like Robin didn't have much of a developed character or anything whereas A is one of my favorites! 3 years ago +1
Yeah me too. They did it well in the 13 episodes that they did have, though. I loved the ending. 3 years ago  
OMG ME TOO! Seems like we have loads in common, we should PM :) 3 years ago +1
DAMN I love both. 3 years ago +1
Rumple's more interesting in the first two seasons but later he just became too much of a coward. Cunning, yes, but cowardly as sh!t. 3 years ago  
Agreed 3 years ago +1
I know one of the girls in my class did "Master had given Dobby a diploma. Dobby is free!" 3 years ago +1
I'd rather not try holding one. OK end of discussion. 3 years ago  
Ugh whatever. I'll try on the condition that there isn't a grenade in it, active or not. I don't wanna be hit with something hard as rock. 3 years ago  
no i would not 3 years ago  
It's usually in your instinct to duck when a projectile comes flying your way, no matter what's contained within it. It is in my nature, at least. Thus I duck. 3 years ago  
Cuz being hit by jello is still not a pleasant feeling? 3 years ago  
Did I say I was gonna die from being hit by the grenade? YOU'RE quick to assume. 3 years ago  
DAMN. Well you chose this too so you can die with me. 3 years ago  
... Then that's transparent so I would kinda see it coming... And try to duck? 3 years ago  
It's soft so whatever, can't hurt me 3 years ago  
... So? 3 years ago  
This is why it's complicated... Normally I'd say it should be the person's own choice but if they're responsible for a bunch of other stuff I dunno... 3 years ago  
Guess I got my nickname for a reason eh? XD 3 years ago  
I thought it's "itz"? ... 3 years ago  
Once when I was in Pennsylvania when I was 12 a kid said to me "go back to your country." So I replied, "go back to your seat". 3 years ago +1
I have sort of memorized where everything is. 3 years ago  
So "iz" your spelling 3 years ago  
Same 3 years ago +1
True but imagine if a guy kills himself because he owes money... That'd be sh!t for the person he owes money to... 3 years ago  
They could be MENTALLY unhealthy. 3 years ago +1
Cuz out of all the things one could have said about reasons why they did not vote for Obama, they just HAD TO pick the one about his physical appearance to say out loud. That, I think, is what makes their statement potentially misleading, depending on what their real reason behind not voting for Obama is. 3 years ago  
So, just visit it and then get out... 3 years ago  
Oh I see. Yeah I got what ya mean XD 3 years ago  
Hmm ok... 3 years ago  
My sass is internal. I choose not to display it to you anymore, fellow smartass. 3 years ago  
But just out of curiosity, out of all the possible things you could have said, such as "her character got annoying", why would you pick the one thing that's more directed at the actress herself than the character? 3 years ago  
... So much for trying to make a (bad) joke... And yeah A is badass but when they got annoying I think they both got annoying at the same time... 3 years ago  
LOL Is that the show where this plot twist is from? 3 years ago  
Aww this plot sounds sweet. 3 years ago +1
Sure why not... 3 years ago +1
This answer is more hilarious than the question haha! 3 years ago +5
Ehm for me that would be a day of pain... If I were to ever have kids... 3 years ago  
I like these works! 3 years ago  
Anyway, A is true :) 3 years ago +1
Almost 5 ft 8? (172 cm) 3 years ago +1
... I see you judge women based on looks, huh? 3 years ago +1
Again more character development 3 years ago  
I feel like her character is more developed, writing-wise, and back in the enchanted forest she's badass haha! 3 years ago  
Already decided not to a LOOONNNGGG time ago 3 years ago  
I like ones that spin, I get a little sick with flat rides. 3 years ago  
I mean I don't wanna get even taller cuz I'm already above average and it's very hard to find clothes that fit haha! 3 years ago +1
Nice. I see you have paid attention to my many comments XD 3 years ago  
Of course you are! *high five* 3 years ago  
But true 3 years ago  
... Wth? 3 years ago  
Sass is a lifestyle, not a language, haha! 3 years ago  
Yeeup that's why I said sass is a lifestyle LOL 3 years ago  
Nah it's a gift AND a curse. 3 years ago  
Nope 3 years ago  
Except the question was which one was FALSE haha! 3 years ago +1
A is true actually. And if you picked B it means you think it's false. I didn't consider sass to be a language, more like a lifestyle 3 years ago  
Haha okay! 3 years ago  
So is option C true? XD 3 years ago  
I'm an only child. If I chose right then we have this in common :) 3 years ago  
I wanna try flying XD 3 years ago +2
It's not entirely their fault, it's the societal environment's fault. And not all the people in my generation are like the stereotype suggests. 3 years ago +1
Stupid/Crappy depending on which name I use (English or given name, haha) 3 years ago  
My eyes are already a really dark brown 3 years ago  
Same! 3 years ago +1
First 3 years ago  
You are too kind, my friend. 3 years ago  
I'd like to see you try! 3 years ago  
Haha 3 years ago  
Haha! She is not as sassy as I am after all 3 years ago  
Christmas which IS also my birthday. Ha HA! Didn't see that coming did ya? XD 3 years ago  
Can I pet you, llama? 3 years ago  
D'awww you're a friendly llama :) 3 years ago  
I've never been scared of needles so might as well... 3 years ago  
Dude (I love how others' words are so deep and I'm just like, "dude... oh wait that works!") 3 years ago  
A is not true... 3 years ago  
Hahaha! 3 years ago  
I've lived on China for most of my life so why now. 3 years ago +1
Sure! Let's go XD 3 years ago  
Let's go on spinning rides instead, I like those better XD 3 years ago  
... Can't believe you chose her over Bieber though. 3 years ago  
Not really a fan of heights 3 years ago +1
Awwwwwww! 3 years ago  
Best piano player haha! 3 years ago +1
Sure! 3 years ago  
Sure I'd like to meet ya XD 3 years ago  
It was already like this... 3 years ago  
Already in new york 3 years ago  
I've never had a BF. 3 years ago  
Sheesh... Mr. Loophole-king. 3 years ago +1
Haha! 3 years ago +1
Ok. Smartass. 3 years ago  
... You're still kinda far away. 3 years ago  
That sounds like me! Except I have black hair, my blue highlights are wearing off, my skin's average and I have no moles on my neck. But I have brown eyes. Haha close enough (NOT!) 3 years ago +1
... Are you saying this for every girl's comment? 3 years ago  
She sounds awesome. I would get along with her XD 3 years ago  
He's also, ideally, older than me, but age is one of the least of my concerns of course. Personality matters more. 3 years ago  
Wow. Let's hope we don't fight over the same perfect guy haha! 3 years ago  
Good sense of humor, intelligent, optimistic, creative, open-minded, loyal, brave, adaptable 3 years ago  
:) 3 years ago  
:) 3 years ago  
Whenever someone gets banned it usually shows errors like this. Haven't seen him since late December of, like, 2013? 3 years ago  
But the criminals didn't treat others as how others would like to be treated did they? 3 years ago +1
Well now ya do! Only us older users seem to know XD 3 years ago  
His account is now banned. However I think it was because his dad told alexw to? 3 years ago  
Tiansa 3 years ago  
Aww sorry to hear that dude... 3 years ago  
Damn I didn't know you wore glasses too. LOL let's compare whose is thicker? 3 years ago  
Sassynopants Once Upon a Time... WTF! Haha! 3 years ago  
I'm trying to do both, haha! 3 years ago  
#smartassed 3 years ago  
Nevermind eagle. Just give me your eyes. 3 years ago  
Haha of course not XD. I've been here long enough! 3 years ago  
LOL ok. Pay for the operation for me then, I'm poor. 3 years ago  
True :) And contacts feel weird so nah. 3 years ago  
*chuckles* 3 years ago  
No dear. You must be new to the act of pretending that I am new to irony. 3 years ago +3
I already got glasses... I just wanna get rid of them ya know XD. Hate relying on other stuff to see. 3 years ago  
I love my hair as it is but I'd love to be able to see without glasses haha! 3 years ago  
... It's like the stanford marshmallow experiment. But they told the participants that they would have to wait 15 minutes. 3 years ago +1
Says the guy who voted on B 3 years ago +3
My eyebrows are already like that 3 years ago  
Liking children and leaving it at that, and raping them or acting upon them in an illegal way, are two different things. I like Nutella but I'm not about to rape a jar of it. 3 years ago +1
And you are Appleman 3 years ago +1
It's not wrong to like something 3 years ago +1
Indeed I do not. It'll take people's attention away from my sassy comments. 3 years ago  
Hmm, good question. OK I guess the 1% is a dress then so it covers up my private part as well LOL 3 years ago  
The other 1% is my shirt cuz I'm sassy no PANTS not no SHIRT. 3 years ago  
Oh ok haha. 3 years ago  
Exactly. I'm not 100% human either XD. In fact I'm 99% sass. 3 years ago  
Home and back so I can sleep in my own bed every night instead of live in dorms, haha 3 years ago  
I thought you're an eagle! 3 years ago  
Small jars. Or, if I gotta do it without water I can always just drink milk or something. 3 years ago +1
But since I'm "retarded" you don't have to take this comment seriously XD 3 years ago  
Nowadays it's all formalities 3 years ago +1
THIS. 3 years ago  
Very retarded... Just like this quiz. I mean you're cool, Pie, but the quiz wasn't haha! 3 years ago +4
Hahaha! 3 years ago  
Already do and I like my hair the way it is. 3 years ago  
... Divine intervention? Damn maybe that's an environmental factor too. I dunno... 3 years ago +1
0-25%. I'd love to get to know you more :) 3 years ago  
7 ate 9 3 years ago  
7? 3 years ago  
Whole human XD 3 years ago  
Not to this troll 3 years ago  
In that case I'll determine based on the interviews. 3 years ago  
Good point! 3 years ago +1
Thanks! I see you also chose Jennifer. Why did you pick her over John? 3 years ago  
Don't even like bananas 3 years ago  
Already been to B 3 years ago +1
Cuz John would probably have more job opportunities if he didn't get hired here, compared to Jennifer, because of gender and race. 3 years ago +1
Damn. I'd probably just use my one or two unexcused absence (which is allowed, according to the syllabus) for that then. 3 years ago  
Hell yeah XD The book was so sad but I read it first in 9th grade so I'm more or less over it now. *goes to cry in a corner* 3 years ago +1
BAM BAM TURKEY AND HAM 3 years ago +1
Seriously? I thought they were better than the later Harry Potter movies (excluding the 7th and 8th one, that is). 3 years ago +1
Damn, hard one! Well at least with Joey I don't have to deal with the *"quiet down" hand gesture* that Ross always has whenever someone makes ANY sound. 3 years ago +4
Aww don't cry, I'm sorry, I don't hate you, I was just messing with you. Plus you know that I can only run well when I'm almost late to class, remember? That's why I chose the other option! 3 years ago  
Haha you actually believed that. 3 years ago  
After I become a famous writer, muhahaha 3 years ago  
42 3 years ago  
B would be expensive cuz you gotta buy tickets to go to other countries in the first place. 3 years ago  
They know and they're totally cool with it. 3 years ago  
Wow. Now I wanna write a story about both! 3 years ago +4
Yes. Yes I do. 3 years ago  
Mkay 3 years ago  
Yay!!! *goes to hug Spiff in real life* 3 years ago  
Kay kay haha! 3 years ago  
Same 3 years ago  
The eye in B is beautiful but the skill, not so much 3 years ago  
I'll SHOW EM who's boss 3 years ago  
I know. But at other times it's nice to just be able to show off LOL 3 years ago +1
... I'm pretty sure my Ravenclaw brain can hack into the system muhahaha. 3 years ago  
My punchline would be CUZ KFC IS ON THE OTHER SIDE. 3 years ago +1
I'm doing both right now LOL 3 years ago +1
OK Can I wish to meet you in real life? 3 years ago  
I think scientists found A recently too. 3 years ago  
A small crime 3 years ago  
Teleport -- TO DA FUTURE SUCKAS! 3 years ago  
Both... 3 years ago +1
I'd assume that something creepy and scary as hell was talking to me, thank you very much. 3 years ago  
Exactly! 3 years ago +2
Haha great pun! Aww I hope you recover soon :) TBH absolute pitch is a curse as well as a gift because when others hear music, it's "melody, melody, melody, oh, how beautiful", meanwhile inside my head it's like "A, B flat, C, F sharp..." 3 years ago  
Oh. Well I'm sure friendly Hufflepuffs will let me in if I just ask :) 3 years ago  
Haha I do make many musicians jealous XD. And is your profile pic your son? Aww! How have you been? 3 years ago  
Aww thanks! I'll do it :) Sometime soon. 3 years ago  
Aww what made you lose interest? And i used to play the piano too! Fun fact I have absolute pitch. So i used to just play the songs based on how I hear them, and I end up missing notes and stuff cuz different ppl play different versions LOL you know? 3 years ago  
U don't wanna steal my idea? Thanks! 3 years ago  
Better than tight shoes. I'll just try to stomp harder to get rid of the itching LOL 3 years ago  
Just go barefoot everywhere or have thick socks on and don't wear any shoes LOL 3 years ago  
Oh I got an idea, would you rather get rid of the "enter" key or the "caps lock" key on the keyboard, or stuff like that. Like a tournament maybe? It's original. If you don't do it I will XD (The picture inspired me) 3 years ago +2
Biased media is funny 3 years ago +4
I know :) 3 years ago  
The tune of the song immediately popped into my head LOL 3 years ago +1
They can't read words but I think they can understand human emotions... 3 years ago  
OMG I'm so jealous. I love art! So are you an artist, sort of? 3 years ago  
I hate you! In high school we had around FOUR HOURS of homework per DAY. 3 years ago +1
... 3 years ago  
... This is getting old. Let's go back to our usual conversation shall we? 3 years ago  
IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE!!! 3 years ago  
Cute hat 3 years ago  
If you really wanna force us to work for you why don't you just invade us. Isn't that what all of you do? 3 years ago  
A brave one eh? XD 3 years ago  
Yeah. So if you choose to go to Hufflepuff you can come visit me. You can also go into the Hufflepuff common room by tickling one of the pears behind the portrait of the fruits if I recall correctly? 3 years ago  
Duh 3 years ago  
How dare you compare two precious puppies to see who's cuter? It's gonna hurt one of their feelings :( 3 years ago +2
:) Thanks! What's my prize, do I get a prize? 3 years ago  
Why not both, haha 3 years ago  
Me too, I believe in mercy killing and euthanasia in most cases. 3 years ago  
You guys are also robots under the control of capitalism and technology. 3 years ago  
That's what I thought. What if it means you're making them suffer for longer cuz they can't die... So yeah. 3 years ago  
Maybe you should stop thinking of cheeseburgers and do something productive, other than sit on the couch and watch football. 3 years ago  
Agreed! 3 years ago  
Aladdin 3 years ago  
Haha that is true. And it's next to the kitchen. But I cannot deny having a common room with huge bookshelves so I'm Ravenclaw all the way baby! 3 years ago  
... There is nothing wrong with my computer. But I'm afraid I can't say the same about your American brain. 3 years ago  
When did you become a fabulous llama? 3 years ago  
My imagination 3 years ago  
The Chinese ones taste the same, I've had them too. 3 years ago  
Fine I don't think we can convince each other so let's just shut up and go eat the chocolate we prefer. 3 years ago  
You're welcome, girl in a top hat and monocle. 3 years ago  
Stop insulting my insult and go eat some junk food and buy more guns, American. LOL 3 years ago  
No it's almost 50-50 instead of biased towards twix because people don't know how awesome twix is. 3 years ago +1
We don't, or you guys don't? LOL 3 years ago  
I HAS? Gee fellow smartass, you're losing your smarts! And no I've had them in America. 3 years ago  
Fuk life LOL 3 years ago  
Don't worry, I think you're awesome :) 3 years ago  
I have OCD. I always have to click on red circles. 3 years ago  
By the way I'm having twix atm. 3 years ago  
... I know, but I've had too much Hershey's chocolate before so I kinda got tired of them haha. 3 years ago  
... Seriously? It's nothing except sweet. It's got only one texture, and even the sweetness tastes more artificial than the chocolate in twix. 3 years ago  
Thanks, girl. I appreciate your sponsor. 3 years ago  
Everyone is born with a lot more empathy. 3 years ago +1
Already am Asian, and I haven't taken driving lessons yet. And shame on you for making unoriginal stereotype jokes. 3 years ago +4
18 3 years ago  
Yeeah! 3 years ago  
Agreed! 3 years ago  
Yes really 3 years ago  
Yeahhhh 3 years ago  
YES! SOMEONE GETS ME!!! XD 3 years ago  
WHAT? Come on B is so plain and boring... 3 years ago +3
I thought you were a good fit for Hufflepuff, too. Which house did you put as your preference? 3 years ago  
Indeed she is not. But I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. See if she can out-sass me. 3 years ago  
Let's see if she can beat my sass, shall we? 3 years ago  
Oh no three hours ago I was just being nice. About 40 minutes ago was when I started having a sugar high. Now I guess I'm over it? 3 years ago  
Not in general, but right now I am experiencing a sugar high. 3 years ago  
... says the guy who voted for option B... 3 years ago  
To the park we go!!! It's an adventure!!! 3 years ago  
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