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Joined on July 22nd, 2013 (2,191 days ago)

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I'm a 14 year old training to become a ninja/part time unicorn. Dolphins are trying to take over the world, with their adorable looks, and I need your help to defeat rejected, wannabe sharks.


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Would you rather Do Marching Band or Have a life like "normal people" 5 years ago 513 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Who do you like more? Spongebob or Patrick 5 years ago 824 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Who was the worst babysitter? Vicky or Watermélondrea 5 years ago 982 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Who was a bigger ho? Hustonlanavegas 11 year old ho or La-a 6 month old ho 5 years ago 256 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Who do you like more? wickeydkewl/daveywaveyraw or JoeyGraceffa 5 years ago 315 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Who do you like more? Hartbeat/Quierd or ArielleIsHamming/ArielleScarcella 5 years ago 248 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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What aggravates you more slow drivers in the left lane or people jumping in front of you and not have the decency to use their dam blinkers 5 years ago 649 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Breakfast Club or 16 Candles 5 years ago 390 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Never laugh or Never STOP laughing 5 years ago 516 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Athena ( Goddess of knowledge ) or Aphrodite ( Goddess of love, lust, and beauty ) 5 years ago 590 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather give birth to... (READ AUTHOR'S COMMENT!) Athena or Aphrodite 5 years ago 606 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be stuck in a car with your least favorite teacher/boss or Be stuck in a car with 2 of your least favorite peers/colleague 5 years ago 481 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have 9 lives ( your still mortal, you just have to die 9 times for you to stay dead) or Be immortal 5 years ago 564 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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You are stuck on a deserted island with 5 friends, and 2 of your enemies. They have supplies that can come in handy. (matches, rope, 3 swiss army knives, 4 tarps, antibiotics, and 7 daggers)Do you let them join you, or do you all try to make it on your own? Yes or No 5 years ago 464 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be super fast or Be super strong 5 years ago 2,323 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be tall, but obese or Short, but fit 5 years ago 374 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be as hairy as Chewbacca or COMPLETELY bald. 5 years ago 589 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather instantly know everything about a book just by touching it or be able to play all musical instruments better than anyone else 5 years ago 422 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather change genders every time you sneeze or change species every time you sneeze 5 years ago 1,729 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be the best soccer player or be the best basketball player 5 years ago 625 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have to always speak Celine Dion lyrics or have to always be and Justin Bieber lyrics 5 years ago 599 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be attracted to fruit or Be attracted vegetables 5 years ago 401 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a dragon or turn into a dragon 5 years ago 503 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to fly at 10 miles per hour or be able to run at 100 miles per hour 5 years ago 2,190 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have legs as long as your fingers or Have fingers as long as you legs 5 years ago 431 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be 4'2'' or Be 7'10" 5 years ago 293 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Break your arms or Your legs 5 years ago 924 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever Sleep walked or Sleep talk 5 years ago 416 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a nosey, racist neighbor or Have nosey, racist in-laws 6 years ago 590 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever drank alcohol while underage? Yes, I was an bad*ss or No, I have the utmost respect for the law 6 years ago 302 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go Skydiving or Go Bungee Jumping 6 years ago 241 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have red pancake or Have blue waffle 6 years ago 1,268 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Walk in on your mom or walk in on your dad 6 years ago 899 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Rizzoli and Isles or King and Maxwell 6 years ago 234 votes 7 comments 0 likes

Thisusernameistaken has posted the following comments:

Don't get me wrong I love Marching Band dearly, but it is not easy at all. On average we have practice from 2:15pm to 6:00pm(I don't get home until 7pm, because I'm a transfer student) Monday through Thursday. Then you have football games Every Friday, from 4:45pm(to get ready) to 11:00pm. Then you have a competition Every Saturday. Then you have to fit in time for homework and chores. 5 years ago +1
I walked in on my uncles role playing, let's just say I'll never be able to look at them the same 5 years ago +3
I've never ridden a skateboard 5 years ago +1
Haha I'm both! Wait a second :( 5 years ago  
Take medication, alter your diet. 5 years ago  
O.o 5 years ago  
That's right, his teeth started to glow in the dark while he was on a date! 5 years ago +1
Captured effortlessly That's the way it was It happened so naturally I did not know it was love The next thing I felt was you Holdin' me close What was I gonna do? I let myself go And now we're flyin' through the stars I hope this night will last forever I've been waitin' for you It's been so long I knew just what I would do When I heard your song It filled my heart with your bliss Gave me freedom You knew I could not resist I needed someone And now we're flyin' through the stars I hope this night will last forever Ain't nobody Loves me better Makes me happy Makes me feel this way Ain't nobody Loves me better, than you I wait for night time to come And bring you to me Can't believe I'm the one I was so lonely I feel like no one could feel I must be dreamin' I want this dream to be real I need this feelin' I make my wish upon a star And hope this night will last forever Ain't nobody Loves me better Makes me happy Makes me feel this way Ain't nobody Loves me better Ain't nobody Loves me better, than you Read more: Chaka Khan - Ain't Nobody Lyrics | MetroLyrics 5 years ago +1
I grew up listening to this song 5 years ago  
Cats like water when their the ones in control. 5 years ago  
It's sad when you don't know if you want to be a dog, or a cat. 5 years ago +2
Tupac had a nose ring 5 years ago +1
I'm black, hate ALL chicken, can't dance, and I love to skateboard. I have an white friend who sags his pants, only listen to rap, likes fried chicken and loves kool aid. 5 years ago +2
You can get kicked in your vajayjay though 5 years ago +4
It's my fault, I should have never said Burger King was better. 5 years ago +3
*You. *you. *too. ~ Grammar Nazi 5 years ago +1
Tame a bear or a pu*sy? 5 years ago +1
Shoot some parents, then give their children a box of lucky charms 5 years ago +3
Smoking is bad for you, mkay 5 years ago +3
Kim Kardashian is famous for having a giant a*s, and for making a sex tape. 5 years ago  
*why do fools fall in love ~ Grammar Nazi 5 years ago  
That's what she said 5 years ago  
PTSO 5 years ago  
That stop sign had its picture taken in New Jersey. 5 years ago +2
This was asked already 5 years ago +3
just fap. 5 years ago +3
Medicine is a kind of science so... 5 years ago +2
I'm naked around both all the time 5 years ago  
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I'm underage so... 5 years ago +7
God please f*cking forgive all the sins I've f*cking committed... I should have thought this through more 5 years ago +5
Mars Attack 5 years ago +2
Omg, it's an shex doll 5 years ago +6
I'm black so... 5 years ago +4
My friend taught his dog how to. 5 years ago +2
Not true, they have medicine to help calm you down. My little brother has it, and he's just fine as long as he has his medicine in him. 5 years ago  
that relationship would be over before it even began. 5 years ago +2
Fornication is bad to some, speeding is bad to others, so it all depends on what you mean by bad 5 years ago +1
I'd feel better knowing my child babysitter isn't "fornicating" on my sofa, while he's awake. 5 years ago +1
Lucky for him he has Cosmo & Wanda to help protect him. 5 years ago  
He's just the creator of Hustonlanavegas, and La-a. 5 years ago  
Hades is a god, he just rules the underworld. 5 years ago +1
Have you seen what is done to the animals? It's animal cruelty! 5 years ago +3
I'm actually kinda sad that the song is being played on the radio now, because they're going to play it until I hate it. 5 years ago +2
Since George W. Bush is white does that mean he knows how to skateboard, smokes weed & LSD, and rebelled against his parents while he was still a teenager? 5 years ago +7
Ha, I despise both! 5 years ago +1
Dodo bird 5 years ago +1
Omg, she has finally come out! 5 years ago  
It'd be "Salt Shaker" ( ying yang twins ) 5 years ago +1
I love his hair. 5 years ago  
Cats do what they want, sleep all day, and live longer 5 years ago  
"N*gga your sh*t says chicken fried rice"-Tre Melvin quote. 5 years ago +2
12:41 the next day 5 years ago  
My name is Kimora, but for some reason EVERY white substitute I have pronounce it as ghetto as possible. Key-mar-ra, Kim-aura, ext. I don't understand why it seems so hard to pronounce Kim-or-a 5 years ago +3
People with OCD 5 years ago  
Drew Barrymore 5 years ago  
Cal tried to shoot rose and jack, after he realized that rose didn't want him. 5 years ago +2
Who the hail is it?! 5 years ago +1
Rachel McAdams ( The Notebook, Mean Girls ) 5 years ago +1
My mom used to dress me in all pink ( from my hair bows, to my shoes) dresses and skirts all the time. Now she can't even get me to wear a skirt to church on Easter. 5 years ago +1
Anybody who read through the entire series, know it'd suck to be Otis. 5 years ago  
We all can't be friends, because the world is full of jerks. 5 years ago  
It's a plane! 5 years ago  
I do both on occasion, and constantly fall UP the stairs. Obviously stairs are evil things that hate me. 5 years ago +6
I'd be 5'11," that's not that bad 5 years ago  
I'd take over the world! 5 years ago +2
Mine does too, but then he wonders why he never has a license, 5 years ago +2
My favorite song is blue jeans 5 years ago +2
If I send him to prison he becomes someone's b*tech, and gets raped all the time. His freedom is taken away. If someone starts a fight, and he doesn't do anything he'll still get more time added on to his sentence. Then when he dies, he goes straight to hell. I'd rather that then him go straight to hell. I give no mercy, and want him to suffer as much as possible. 5 years ago +3
Huh I like girls with short hair, and small tits 5 years ago  
All emotions can be filed under Love and Fear. Happiness would be categorized under Love. 5 years ago +2
Don't give a sh*t. 5 years ago +4
Orphan tears is wonderful 5 years ago +1
Set a timer to go off every couple hours, so that I can write a few notes down, and sleep the rest of the 18 hours. 5 years ago  
The b*tch had it coming 5 years ago +2
So choke for a couple of seconds, or get frostbite. 5 years ago  
He could have been born with it. 5 years ago  
So my friends and family can watch me suffer? I watched my aunt die from cancer, and my godmother was taken away from us when AIDS finally took over, after her husband started cheating on her, and gave her the damn disease. 5 years ago +2
Purebreds die faster, and or more likely to get a disease. 5 years ago +1
No, police officers have the highest suicide rates. 5 years ago  
Way less people 5 years ago  
Converse, Converse, oh and did I mention I'd by Converse? 5 years ago +1
Can't swim so... this could come in handy, considering I've already drowned once. 5 years ago +3
My mom used to do that to my dad, when she was pregnant with my sisters 5 years ago +7
I'm black so, I'd probably be robbed, and then lynched because I had more money than my neighbors. 5 years ago +7
Never trust a bunny! 5 years ago +2
Tortoise 5 years ago +2
Dam...smh 5 years ago  
I love both though! 5 years ago +1
Use them for their skills, and then eat them. 5 years ago  
Seeing as how I'm a lesbian, that'd be great. Though I'd have no problem if my son was gay or straight. 5 years ago +1
He'd probably know you were going to do that, and tell you the day you would have lived to, if you weren't a idiot. 5 years ago  
But my sister is 9 so I'm screwed anyway. 5 years ago  
wtf 5 years ago  
The family I'd want there are the same ones I consider friends. 5 years ago  
Look at the author's comment 5 years ago  
A mom that went through a gender reassignment surgery. 5 years ago +4
Never said we had to eat it, and should anyone eat it, they die thankfully. 5 years ago +1
But you like human flesh? 5 years ago +9
Reduction 5 years ago +2
I've already done this to my mom..... I was also 5 months old. 5 years ago +3
That could be fun 5 years ago  
All my friends were having sex in the 6th grade, and didn't even find out about syphilis, and gonorrhea until the 8th grade. Then in the 7th grade 4 girls ended up pregnant, because they thought if you wait a week after your "time," you couldn't get knocked up. People nee to start talking to their kids about these things more. 5 years ago +3
She has to have some kind of humor, even if it's hidden in her sarcasm. 5 years ago +1
I see what you did there :) 5 years ago +1
Yep. One's a girl, the other is a guy. 5 years ago  
Everyone should have the choice to have a religion, or be an atheist 5 years ago +2
So, Zeus is the reason Athena existed. He technically gave birth to her. 5 years ago  
That means your head gets to be split open. 5 years ago +1
A midget, so about 4'7" 5 years ago +1
Just use my tablet 5 years ago  
So babies being born with Aids got because of their decisions? You know it's a normal occurrence for babies and toddlers to be raped in Africa? In some of their cultures it is said that a virgin can help cure Aids. Hell you don't even have to be raped or sleep around to catch it. My godmother died from Aids, because her HUSBAND gave it to her. 5 years ago  
yep :) 5 years ago  
I was close, it was 45% 5 years ago  
yo ho my fellow pirates 5 years ago  
Uncle Rucus is a character on the show"The Boondocks," he's supposed to be a black man that hates all blacks including himself. Though later on we find out he was really white, but he suffers from a disease that makes him look black. 5 years ago +1
It was supposed to say Uncle Rucus, but my autocorrect kicked in. 5 years ago  
I've legally been declared dead three different times, so I'm obliviously immortal, and fudge yolo 6 years ago  
If I save the world I also save the princess, and her kingdom, which means more money, and sex for me! 6 years ago +2
I see my dad once a month anyway. Even though he lives 15 minutes away. Fudge him 6 years ago  
It'd save me so much time. 6 years ago  
record Rizzoli & Isles for me mom 6 years ago +1
She has a skull for a nipple on her right boob. The left one shows her nipple. 6 years ago  
It's okay, but I don't really care for it. 6 years ago  
It's about private investigators. The show comes on at 10 o'clock Monday nights on TNT 6 years ago +2
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